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00:00:05
Hello Alexander Vasilyevich Alexander
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Vasilyevich Hello, this is Kozhoma, I
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wanted to ask you something, look,
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the stove invited us to Yekaterinburg in KVN to play,
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this is generally normal. Is
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this from you or something like Herbalife
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and your ideas I understand Then we are in business
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Meet the team KVN Station
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Sportivnaya
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[applause]
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on a tape recorder Summer the beach is on fire
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sunset flash camera firmly ska fright
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Ekb Give back the sound
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just as glad that we are on the wave
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We haven’t spoken for a long time and hello everyone
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hello everyone hello hello
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[applause]
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[applause]
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friends last time we played in KVN 12
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years ago, at that time a
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second metro line was being planned in Yekaterinburg
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[applause]
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Now you are performing when
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two lines are already planned
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Well done, don’t stand still, develop
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So that’s it Guys, let’s
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have a meeting against whom we
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are playing so have you forgotten we are playing
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against juice You forgot how 12 years 7
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months 4 hours 12 minutes 13 seconds 14
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seconds 15 seconds ago They won us in the final
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Wan Wan Wan Yes, calm down it's
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just a reunion of graduates Izi This is
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exactly the reunion of graduates here everyone
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should hate each other this is the basis that
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infuriates the juice that infuriates there
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’s still a chance to win back when we
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get together like this again Obviously it’s not worth it
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[music]
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[applause] I
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wish I wasn’t the first
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guys Calm down please you heard
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what Kolchin said he’s ready to give us this victory
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just like that don’t take it for a hundred
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pounds poisoned
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calm down Come on We’ll just tell everyone
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how we’re doing. Who What does Kostya do? It’s
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not interesting to anyone right now.
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It’s very interesting. Well, at least how are
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you doing? I’m doing great. I’m now the
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producer of several projects on the
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TNT channel and the general producer of the TV-3 channel.
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Now you
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Yes Kost probably not with you We
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should have started Yes, it’s such a big
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man, such a small
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Dima, what are you We’re fine too We recently
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went to the show new stars in Africa Yes
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Kostya is actually also a star worth
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showing off petty actually we
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performed normally there I saw two
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you don’t want these issues 6
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[music]
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pyushenko and kozhoma Hello Well,
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we went to Africa
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Sorry, where are you from? I was sick from Uralmash
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[music]
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Well, let’s start,
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friends Imagine the Universe
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tells Blinovskaya How to
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enter a hut correctly
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[applause] do
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you think that people in the hall really
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wants to watch another miniature about
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Blinovskaya And what do people want
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now is summer? Everyone wants cherries, where are you, what
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a fool, and now I also want cherries,
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not only to compete with juice, but also
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from cherries, which Now the whole hall
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wants Okay Okay, guys, the hall wants a
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station So let's give them let's give a
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good old young sports station,
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let's go
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[applause]
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let's start with what is relevant in the Ministry of
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Industry
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Hello We managed
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to import one more product
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Well done, what a wonderful
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matryoshka dolls Well, yes, we will supply matryoshka dolls from
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China,
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well, we're all driving them from China,
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it's clear matryoshkas are a symbol Russia
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that there is an element that we don’t extract
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and we can’t make them ourselves, we can But
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only this
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[applause]
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monolithic,
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so to speak, soul of the nesting doll
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[applause] the
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rest is all husk,
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I understood correctly, you just can’t make them
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hollow, but it’s really not clear how
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dolls are nesting dolls How so, but Ivana
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Nikolaevich, you know what the
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factories are doing now, what they are becoming lofts
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So okay, what else are we going to
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replace imports with, you will swear No, I
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won’t, whatever, let’s have samovars and
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kokoshniks, bast shoes, wooden spoons and
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pipes
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[music]
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just recently a decision was made about the
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resumption of production of the
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Oka car So let's imagine a village
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somewhere near Kamyshlov
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Alexey Yurin,
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you are the former Chief Designer of the car,
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we are reviving the production of this
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car
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Maybe you started some kind of opinion poll,
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will conduct We conducted it, we will revive it anyway,
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and if it doesn’t work out, what could
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happen
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[ applause]
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there is a possibility that
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the state will provide everything you
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need, it won’t work out anyway, why do you
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need 4 metal corners, 7 liters of
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red paint, stronger fiberboard, and Mikhalych,
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we’ll give it all, and when
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you return Mikhalych, we’ll
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return it,
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ok,
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you have drawings of this car
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[applause]
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K besides, there were never any drawings,
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but how did you do it then, I’ll be
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honest, they are all different,
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well for the production of a prototype, we
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are allocating three bottles of vodka to you,
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you don’t exist,
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and I feel the price tag where did you
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jump out of the subconscious
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[music]
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[applause] [music]
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ladies and gentlemen
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We welcome you to the World
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Slap Championship and we have the First round of Ivan
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Pushchenko against the sledgehammer Ivan
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Pushchenko's blow bye
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[music]
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okay
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drink drink You're fine We
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lost our mouth everything's fine on the face Not
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mine you have on the face Second round Are
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you ready? Yes, the answer is where is Lermontov?
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Van needs to be beaten here. Come on, give him 2 on the net
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and you call it
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everything is fine. Yes, he’s just driving the lymph.
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Maybe the doctor is still
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[music]
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and you’re okay
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[music]
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[music]
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[ applause]
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Well, we can have the third round
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Guys, guys,
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think about it before this,
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calm down, calm down, I'm telling you
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Calm down, everyone, sit down, jury, jury, Sit down,
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you're not an idiot,
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quiet, quiet, baldi, quiet,
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quiet, you don't need
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all of this, everyone, come here, shake each other.
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You can I want a
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dumpling, of course, borscht, well, they
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buried themselves, I
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wanted to give you an A, but
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you broke my head,
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you know where I bought this jacket, where where on
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Tagansky Row,
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you will return it yourself, you will return it there,
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returning there is the norm of the body
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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[ applause]
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Well, in conclusion, we’ve actually been
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friends for more than 20 years Yes, and we’re like the 5
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Musketeers Why,
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we’re like Ocean’s Five Friends, we’re like 5
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little pigs like Tsvetik Pyatitsvetik, I
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don’t know, like 5 fingers Oh, exactly, we’re like
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5 fingers, in general, ours a team is like five
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toes on
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Dima’s foot, why not on the hand? Well, on the hand they are
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sometimes separate, but on the foot they are
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always together
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music]

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КВН 2023 Встреча выпускников Целая игра: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NTle0MIiP0 Подпишись на новые видео КВН - https://www.youtube.com/user/kvn?sub_confirmation=1 Миниатюры. Блок #6- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu79qMxsAwM&list=PLnP4EuRGIgUE_xRd1cH9tILysJbl3Rqrb&index=1 Миниатюры. Блок #5 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIPZWGyd8GY&list=PLnP4EuRGIgUGvEFMerDRQ_xF2YaLIxYy1&index=1 Миниатюры. Блок #4 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsYDuUdj2Ck&index=1&list=PLnP4EuRGIgUErVEbA9qjAVXKCalmZBTks Миниатюры. Блок #3 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS7p-LxZ8_o&index=1&list=PL09F93FED6E8CF624 Миниатюры. Блок #2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtd4fXOPk5o&list=PL5DA373367C123A6D&index=1 Миниатюры КВН здесь - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL247AE50AF1FE4840 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/kvn Официальный сайт КВН - https://kvn.ru/ Vkontakte - http://vk.com/public28490858 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/unsupportedbrowser Google+ - https://workspaceupdates.googleblog.com/2023/04/new-community-features-for-google-chat-and-an-update-currents%20.html Организация гастролей, концертов и любых праздников с участием команд КВН телевизионных лиг Международного союза КВН т. +7 (985) 644-61-59 e-mail: [email protected] ( Концертный отдел)

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