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hello guys, good evening everyone,
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hello Yekaterinburg, who
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watched the episode, what happened next with my
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participation, in general, this is what happened
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now my concerts in Belarus are all
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prohibited, my tour
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certificate was canceled and I think I know who
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gave one dislike; it’s
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ironic that everyone is actually having concerts
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they are canceling the coronavirus, yes, the main thing for me is
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to save up the dissident and so now I don’t
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see the point in holding back and so fresh news
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about the Chukchi roar
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[applause]
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but first a few words about how I
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returned, what happened next
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I told that I flew to rest in
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Turkey, I was not allowed back to I
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like Russia, I have a Belarusian passport, and
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they told me right at the boarding gate, Agura,
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what should I do and threads, go back to
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your Belarus, that’s what he
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said, your Belarus, you’re confusing me with
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someone else,
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appropriate all Belarus, this is
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another person’s trick, the authorities adored this one,
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and by the way and by the way, if he hadn’t
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been allowed on the plane, he wouldn’t
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have been upset at all by such an act, and someone else
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would fly chirp-tweet
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in the wrong direction, it’s just tough and you know what
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I had to do, I had to
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fly from Marmaris to Istanbul and from Istanbul the
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Belarusian airline Belavia for 30
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something thousands to fly to Minsk is not bad
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then three something thousand damn few people
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do that much for Bill a bowl to the pancake
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Russian legislation with chisels
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allows everything that Russian
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legislation prohibits you can’t fly to Ukraine
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belov yes you can
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closed my message from Georgia bella
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vita open I’m waiting catch canapes will allow you to
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transport drugs but a little up to 12
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kilograms that you can put in by hand
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seriously they allow everything that is prohibited
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in Russia I also heard in Russia they banned
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movements and at the er yes I'm waiting for me to
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be greeted on the Belov flight evening entrance
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respecting you the passenger life of the yard about
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death to garbage
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before he is aware of what is happening in
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Belarus and in Belarus there are very
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difficult times now. On August 9 we had
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elections Lukashenko lost deafeningly
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after which he rigged the elections he
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pictured 80 percent for himself the whole country
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came out to peaceful protests better than
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couture and k-swiss the flask was drowning everything [ __ ]
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agricultural Rambo is running around giving the country a nightmare,
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it’s just horror, you know, and you’ve
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probably seen this video where he uses software
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and there’s tra-ta-ta-ta-ta, that’s all, but this is
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not my favorite video, my favorite video
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is interception of negotiations, you saw it
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then in general it’s just some kind of bastard, I’m a
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fake that Lukashenko made in
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powerpoint, I don’t know where he would have gotten it from, they saw it,
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it’s just terrible
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Alexander Kharit personally intercepted the
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negotiations on his radio receiver,
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which he carried out before, and tuned in the
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wave level f m on it, and the transmission began
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secret yay
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and he super grabbed the braids on the ice I
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went there out of the cones the ball it’s impossible
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to stop for you saw how ashamed
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Mishustin was when she gave it to this
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tape I’m writing here buy seriously I
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need to star in this
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I’m sure they didn’t record it in the first take
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I'm sure there's Lukashin Mishustin
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stop laughing I intercepted 6 sciences and
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well what a valuable recording for those who
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don't know this is a poor dramatization of
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negotiations between the secret services supposedly between Poland and
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Germany there's May talking about books
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typical of German searches on
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yes and they'll talk something like this May
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talks about how our affairs in Belarus and the
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nickname is, to be honest, not very President
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Lukashenko turned out to be a tough nut to crack, I’m
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like, well, bruce willis is terrified, yes I am,
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but the floor is true, well, the enemies behind our backs
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that they usually give compliments, I thought there
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would be a tough nut to crack, the
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wisest of rulers and the most skillful of
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lovers, Paul
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and how he intercepts negotiations,
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he is so cool, always one step ahead of
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us and in the end the voice is a reason so rash
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is formed so that all Lukashenko
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does is just run around insulting
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people just shouting insults
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prostitutes drug addicts mangy dog ​​and
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this is just in his New Year's speech he just
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shouts an insult, it’s just
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some kind of horror, and in those rare moments
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when he doesn’t insult people, he’s busy
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appropriating achievements for himself some
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time ago, coal, you sank since then,
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I got caught in the rain, I’m like wow,
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not bad for a mere mortal, and even
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such a Neptune Baka doesn’t allow himself, I can’t do
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that, but such stupid thuja and then what did
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he tell me? Elon musk
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gave the test a belamos that I’ve never
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seen him I’m now waiting for Lukashenko
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to come out and actually say Banksy is
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me, I draw very well,
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the results of the choice were seen 80 percent
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there is generally completeness, thank God, 3 by 8
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recordings cope
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and I’m a talented step and he’s trying to seem
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so scary, the whole world is already laughing at him,
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you heard that the
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Aviasales company gave him a free
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plane ticket mems gaga in this I don’t know if
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it’s a joke or not but I’m because
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Lukashenko doesn’t know, maybe he already
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called the Aviasales office like this and I’m legacy
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Tatars Vespa jojoba or so clean hands
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for a child with a rifle on the knees of the sack,
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almost I clarify,
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but in fact, of course, he
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can’t fly anywhere, they blocked his entry
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almost in all countries of the world,
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and given the way Lukashenko treats him in Belarus, he ca
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n’t even go on a visit. You know why Lukashenko
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doesn’t when no one invites you to visit,
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he put it out correctly, then you’ll kick him out here, he
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’ll sit assuka for 26 years, you’ll be like
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this, go away where to go from to vote I
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don’t give you the first piece of paper and pens and everything is already
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filled out but the worst thing is that
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just the other day there was this news that
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he closed the border now Belarusians
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can’t leave Belarus, can you imagine
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he’s like this,
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I’m not poisonous, can’t you see he’s just
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freaking out over the people they asked him why he
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did it and he was like, he said
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that it was as part of the fight against coronavirus,
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that it was just nonsense from think about it, all the countries of
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the world are closing their borders to entry and only
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Belarus is closing to exit the street of the
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film fur coats of our coronavirus, no one
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got the Belarusian noise quality Yes,
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everyone wants to get our coronavirus, but
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recently recently people have received news
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from which even I went crazy recently
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just the other day in Novopolotsk, riot police
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arrested Santa Claus,
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this is the honest truth, Lukashenko put Santa
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Claus in prison, the [ __ ] is a
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villain, you know, I think what
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will happen next, he will do the next thing, he will steal the Vistula
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as if you want spring back, let’s go to the
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village of wheat,
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I’m a dragon with a mustache, it’s terrible, well, thank
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God from Belarus there are a lot of
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inspiring videos, wonderful
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inspiring videos that lift
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our spirits, we just saw this video
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where a guy was running away from riot police, he was saved by a
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taxi driver, did you see him, yes this wonderful
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video and because of this video we learned a lot of
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things, we learned that the taxi driver is
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just an amazing driver and we also
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learned that the riot policeman does not know how to
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open the car door,
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that instead of opening the
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door they just started hitting it
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with a baton, you want I was getting votes in
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GTA if the concrete explodes for a long time, this is of
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course what I’m most pinning about is that there are
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people who justify the riot police
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who are like that, they’re just doing their
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job, I’m so well employed,
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but I’m like, what will they continue to say,
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well, yes, they maim, rape and kill, but
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at least not do what you love with him
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from some motivational video and there
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he is a sheep who is such a yak, I fly by force and
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kill in the fresh air while you sit in a
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stuffy office with such well, it’s interesting, in short,
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I just didn’t know where to put my anger
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at these riot police when they made it public their
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data posted all these phone numbers and
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called them all, imagine, I knew
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that this was strange, I didn’t know what I would tell them,
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what I would tell them, like that’s enough already, okay,
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I didn’t know what to do, but I thought
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the riot police are objectively stupid and I don’t want to
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quarrel with them I want to give an order, I
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thought, what if the riot policeman picks up
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the phone, I’m jumping from a-z
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and he’s so-and-so over the same, so plans change for
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you in Russia and the future video so that in
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the palace only I will take how
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dare you suketo I’m kidding you, beat me from the
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heart so
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now I won’t have concerts in
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Belarus and old Belarus before,
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but before that I also joked about him,
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I had jokes about Belarus and they were simply cut
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out in Belarusian, the tents were cut out in the
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most stupid way they
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could test me, for example, the whole
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monologue about Lukashenko then some
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a joke about a girl, in the end all the guys
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spoke on the show for 10 minutes and then I spoke for a
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minute and a half more than once, very nold
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about Lukashenko, it was said above that they will endure the
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big pass, goodbye, I just
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said hello to the people, and when instead
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these people came, oh glory to the commissarenko,
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they came with their joke I
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advise you not to melt in the wardrobe,
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you can screw up the concert
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