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Good evening Good evening dear00:01:23
friends I want to congratulate you all on the00:01:27
most wonderful holiday that, in00:01:30
my opinion, exists Happy New Year Happy00:01:33
New Year To all those who are in front of00:01:35
their TV screens today to all00:01:38
those who are here in the large hall of the00:01:40
Moscow Youth Palace00:01:43
Honestly, I would sincerely like00:01:44
each and every00:01:46
TV viewer personally and congratulate everyone present00:01:49
here on the advent of this00:01:52
wonderful holiday. But unfortunately,00:01:55
this is00:01:58
impossible. I will have to congratulate today with00:02:02
pleasure,00:02:04
congratulate on the New Year,00:02:08
thank him for coming to00:02:10
our game at the International Club of the Cheerful00:02:13
and Resourceful and wish him new year of00:02:17
health00:02:19
patience Courage And a little luck00:02:23
Chairman of the Government of the Russian00:02:25
Federation Vladimir Vladimirovich00:02:28
Putin00:02:38
we are really grateful to Vladimir00:02:40
Vladimirovich ush he came today to00:02:43
our quarterly Naval holiday and this is00:02:47
forest of course and for the teams that00:02:49
today will fight for the main00:02:51
title of the club champion but I think00:02:54
that to a greater extent This is forest for00:02:57
hundreds of thousands, this is exactly the order of numbers of00:03:00
hundreds of thousands of young people, this is only in00:03:02
Russia who are passionate about this00:03:05
wonderful game and who consider it00:03:07
not even a game but their way of life,00:03:10
so here are all the KVN players and all the fans both00:03:13
in Russia and in countries of the CIS and in00:03:16
foreign countries I want to congratulate you00:03:20
on this worldwide event and wishing00:03:24
good luck to all of them in the KV battles on the00:03:29
KVV fronts, congratulate them all on the00:03:33
New Year, which has such a00:03:35
fantastic serial number New00:03:38
Year 2000, I congratulate you all00:03:43
Well, now to the essence of what00:03:47
will happen here to the essence of00:03:49
today's holiday since the00:03:52
final games of the season began to coincide with the00:03:54
New Year holidays And this is in a row00:03:58
today this is in a row oh this is how it always turns out there is00:04:01
always a certain problem, whether we should00:04:02
complete the theme of the season or greet it00:04:06
like all normal people to celebrate the New00:04:09
Year,00:04:10
but we kind of tried it this way and that, I should00:04:13
note that the options turned out00:04:16
well, but now this is indeed a00:04:17
problem, the whole season we flew to the00:04:20
KVN planet and well, it would be ridiculous in the finale to00:04:24
not fly to it on one side and on the00:04:27
other It’s really the kind of New00:04:29
Year that happens. Well, you can’t even00:04:31
say once in a lifetime that it’s also00:04:34
impossible to pass by, so we00:04:37
decided to do what, in my opinion, was the only way to00:04:40
do it, and today in the00:04:42
final game of the 1999 season and in the00:04:45
first game new dsia that00:04:49
TV viewers see on their screens We decided to00:04:53
celebrate the New Year on the planet00:04:58
KVN00:04:59
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[applause] let me00:05:22
remind you that at the start of the 1999 season,00:05:26
we met twelve00:05:29
teams in the season finale, having overcome all00:05:32
difficulties and obstacles, having overtaken nine00:05:36
rivals, we landed on planet00:05:40
KVN Star crews of the following knov00:05:44
teams KVN team of the Belarusian00:05:47
State University city00:05:50
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Minsk00:06:03
KVN team New Armenians00:06:07
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Yerevan and the KVN team city of00:06:28
St. Petersburg [00:06:31
applause] [ music]00:06:39
and Apparently, dear friends, dear00:06:43
fans Apparently,00:06:47
another Star Crew arrived on the KVN planet by the same transport.00:06:50
So, I am00:06:52
pleased to invite another Team to the stage, a00:06:55
team of judges fi and in the club of00:07:00
cheerful and resourceful 1999 Dear00:07:03
judges, I00:07:24
ask so here So Dear Judges00:07:29
Dear Judges, I certainly won’t00:07:32
suggest that you take some kind of oath00:07:35
before the start of the game that you have to00:07:38
referee here and there are no sacred00:07:40
books for this in the club, but00:07:43
I would00:07:46
still suggest that you say a few words of such a solemn promise to those more00:07:49
approaching this one by one00:07:51
Believe me, a subject sacred to every00:07:54
KVN player is the00:07:58
challenge cup So today’s game00:08:01
is judged by Julius00:08:03
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Guzman When the end plays,00:08:13
passions are raging, we will all gather at a large00:08:15
table and the whole country will sit at this table00:08:17
because there will be all the teams00:08:20
from all over the former Soviet Union00:08:22
who today still play in KVN,00:08:26
let's drink to all of us at this wonderful00:08:28
table at which there is not a single nasty00:08:32
face, which in these days is a great00:08:36
rarity for00:08:40
you Ivan00:08:42
Mitov I swear today to laugh to00:08:46
the last, no matter what happens on00:08:51
stage I think, dear friends, Today we00:08:54
quite rightly decided to00:08:55
invite to the final game a00:08:58
representative of people from wonderful00:09:00
organizations which include teams and all00:09:02
KVN members, our entire club is called lovingly00:09:05
called our sponsors. We decided that there must be a representative of the sponsors on the00:09:09
jury at the final game00:09:11
and we00:09:12
gladly invited representative of00:09:15
our new favorite sponsor Oleg00:09:19
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Sysuev as a representative of the sponsor I00:09:30
solemnly swear that all the tuxedos in00:09:33
which the members of the jury and Alexander00:09:37
Vasilyevich are dressed were bought with their hard-earned money.00:10:11
since laughter, as we know,00:10:14
prolongs human life I swear to00:10:16
extend my own life today by at least00:10:18
200:10:20
hours author of the Quiet House program presenter00:10:24
Sergei00:10:28
Sholokhov00:10:32
as the chief architect of the Quiet House00:10:34
solemnly I swear to behave quietly so that it does00:10:36
n’t happen on stage That’s00:10:43
cultural Leonid00:10:47
Yarmolnik thank you00:10:51
thank you as a person related not00:10:53
only to KV but also to cinema, I swear00:10:56
today to play my best role, but in a00:10:59
supporting role but in the front00:11:02
row. Thank you Dear judges, but I think00:11:06
that the final with the participation of the undeniably three00:11:09
best teams of the current season is of course00:11:12
for every KVN participant, no matter where he lives. This is a00:11:14
real holiday, but let’s not forget00:11:17
that for these three teams today may00:11:19
be the most important thing in their lives, the whole00:11:23
game is back. So let’s start again, I want to00:11:26
remind you that this season would be00:11:29
for these TH finalists and the fact that00:11:31
not two but three teams took the stage today00:11:35
can easily be attributed to a certain to a certain00:11:38
Irony of00:11:40
Fate in which, however, at some00:11:42
point I also had to intervene a little.00:11:45
In general, today’s greeting will be00:11:48
called the Irony of Fate on stage, the00:11:51
KVN team of the Belarusian00:11:53
State University,00:11:58
Minsk,00:12:00
once in a Thousand years the team has00:12:03
a chance to become a champion Hey, you didn’t say00:12:06
U which team And which BSU And once in00:12:11
2000 years the Belarusians have a chance00:12:14
to become a00:12:17
champion, but their conscience speaks00:12:20
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Well, someone has to win00:12:31
win We should, the Armenians Why you00:12:35
because then the00:12:37
Moscow00:12:42
team will finally win Well The00:12:45
stylish00:12:52
Ara team should also win, we will now bring 20 of these jumpers onto the stage00:13:01
and who knows how it would have ended if the00:13:07
minds had not spoken in Belarusians Happy New Year00:13:12
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Moscow Christmas tree00:13:19
light up Happy New Year00:13:23
mosco Happy New00:13:28
Year00:13:31
there will be a little00:13:33
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more fun with the new00:13:38
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year and rich in talents The00:13:49
Belarusian land is a pity00:13:53
guys couldn’t come And where do00:14:08
you buy this guys buy00:14:10
fragments of the Kremlin wall for souvenirs You00:14:12
broke the Kremlin wall What about when00:14:15
Germany united they also broke the wall00:14:18
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And the president Belarus said00:14:22
that the unification of our countries somehow00:14:24
reminds him of a wedding and00:14:25
commented on how lucky00:14:31
you are00:14:34
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my00:14:40
bride is lucky tomorrow we’re going to spend00:14:45
all your00:14:47
money00:14:51
together and in Russia Vladimir00:14:55
Putin’s rating in popularity has already overtaken00:14:57
Mickey Mouse and is approaching Bevis and00:15:03
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Butt-head And Sergei Dorenko went to work00:15:09
on the TV00:15:11
Center channel Good00:15:14
evening, everything I said about Yuri00:15:17
Luzhkov turned out to be00:15:19
true, he is an honest decent00:15:24
person and now about00:15:27
Berezovsky00:15:29
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guys guys, why are you all politicians But it’s00:15:33
New Year’s holiday time miracles and00:15:36
children's00:15:39
matins Good evening dear00:15:44
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children to you from the North What's the truth from the North, be00:15:50
silent and sober Yes, we can't go back from the North and00:15:55
sober,00:15:59
but first we have a poetry competition planned,00:16:03
you will read poetry to us and the00:16:07
one who brings it will win00:16:11
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corkscrew And we give the prize to the boy Petya00:16:19
oh Yorick, poor00:16:25
Yorick, what00:16:27
gases and it’s time to tell a00:16:32
New Year’s fairy tale I00:16:36
remember everything Once upon a time there was a beautiful Varvara with a long00:16:41
braid and she once met the Snake00:16:45
Gorynych and was so scared that her hair00:16:55
stood on end and then she completely tore down the tower00:16:59
[ music]00:17:01
Happy New Year Well, beautiful, let's go00:17:11
for a drive And in Georgia there was a rock festival00:17:14
under the slogan no to drugs00:17:18
Yes, but I don't like festivals I00:17:21
prefer nightclubs and especially00:17:23
strip00:17:25
bars somewhere in this world outside the window00:17:29
Frost rubs the girls' backs on the rest of the axle00:17:34
looking at them men sleeping at the table00:17:37
man with his back turned girls zhizhi00:17:40
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zhizhi The World Championship in Playing the Fool recently took place,00:17:46
comments from our00:17:52
specialist Good afternoon, dear fans of00:17:55
card00:17:56
games, catch up from Spain, where the00:18:00
World Championship in Playing the Fool is currently taking place00:18:03
And today there is the Central Match match for the00:18:05
title of the fool of the world among00:18:08
professionals00:18:10
there was Ivan the Fool and zone full from the00:18:14
English00:18:16
side, everyone predicted the standard00:18:20
start of six spades six bubbles seven peaks seven00:18:27
bubbles,00:18:30
so to speak, Sicilian00:18:33
zasti However, Ivan the Fool, like a true00:18:36
fool, did not do this, bypassed the00:18:39
non-standard00:18:44
ace, he used this technique in checkmate00:18:47
against the computer this year and then00:18:50
the computer took it out of the drive00:18:57
VGO so the second knight00:19:03
that balance in the match was restored the00:19:06
first00:19:10
release somewhere in the second move such a00:19:14
situation arose that it seemed possible to go Jack of00:19:16
trump and Queen of trump ka dol00:19:17
trump and00:19:22
shoulder straps However, Ivan00:19:25
Dudak didn’t do00:19:27
this, smiled at him and he took out00:19:30
Nago Ace’s Kadyn from the lights,00:19:41
and since the zone at that moment00:19:44
no longer had a kat in his hands, Ivan the Fool00:19:47
ran around a convincing victory and defended00:19:50
his title Thank you for00:19:52
[music]00:19:54
[applause]00:19:57
attention00:20:00
Hello friends I invite you all to the00:20:02
Baskinrobins restaurant, have some delicious00:20:05
ice cream, and now our team will do00:20:08
what every00:20:11
TV viewer secretly dreams of, right. Come to00:20:14
[music]00:20:15
[applause] [00:20:16
music] [applause00:20:17
] [music] [applause00:20:21
]00:20:24
[music] [applause]00:20:26
[music]00:20:27
Karon00:20:28
[music]00:20:33
ero mali kind you need to be why no00:20:38
one likes us gypsy because we understand the language of00:20:41
horses00:20:43
Don’t00:20:47
[music]00:20:51
swear viu you00:20:57
can smell it too00:20:58
[applause] chalk is a00:21:05
kind person you need to be forgive you00:21:09
all of them00:21:13
Forgive Eh guys Interesting who00:21:16
will win today after all, oh guys,00:21:18
what difference does it make, Alexander Vasilyevich has been00:21:22
in KVN for 35 years and has never been a champion00:21:29
[music]00:21:34
like Tara A Belarusian like Taras from Armenia and another00:21:38
Russian from St. Petersburg gathered00:21:41
on New Year’s Day without any particular reason to00:21:44
remember everything and congratulate each00:21:47
other and smiles shine on the faces of friends00:21:50
jokes flow with wine from open doors00:21:54
New Year is not needed New Year is not needed00:21:58
soldiers do not kill neither soldiers nor soldiers not on00:22:01
stage now not on stage now we have00:22:04
enough of each00:22:06
other a whole century behind us century behind00:22:10
What awaits us ahead What awaits us00:22:13
ahead in this hall it’s warm in this hall00:22:16
Warmth even outside the windows00:22:21
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south00:22:30
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So greeting The irony of fate on the stage of00:22:38
our club national team00:22:42
[applause]00:22:57
St. Petersburg00:23:05
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save quickly and take the children away from the screens00:23:22
Peter00:23:24
goes in a crazy dance to celebrate the New00:23:31
[music]00:23:33
go00:23:36
rezi we New world I'm everyone in himself00:23:42
heroes ku world00:23:45
raise this is our00:23:48
nor this is our tactics and our00:23:56
life Mitka00:23:58
Listen, maybe we’re in vain after all, we’re sorry00:24:01
because we’re a Russian Team But00:24:04
he’s a Russian man by nature, modest.00:24:06
Look, Polina si batulina Timofey00:24:10
Kuts timeshas Sharipov somehow not good00:24:14
Khrustalev I agree00:24:17
Vasiliev Come on Khrustalev Vasiliev the00:24:20
main thing is that Maslyakov00:24:25
likes it00:24:27
someone to00:24:29
catch00:24:32
Maslyakov They can be seen for a second for a00:24:38
minute for half a minute00:24:41
[applause] They00:24:43
forgot that Alexander Vasilyevich owns00:24:51
everything, that’s the end or00:24:57
something,00:24:59
but they own00:25:03
everything And I see that00:25:05
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is present at KVN today,00:25:08
hello, we all, of course, remember00:25:10
that Boris Nikolaevich was twice at KVN00:25:12
and twice after that he was elected to the00:25:14
President of Russia00:25:21
but but but but Vladimir Vladimirovich it’s not00:25:26
that00:25:27
simple, for example, he’s been going to work here for 10 years00:25:31
and still00:25:34
nothing. Do you want me to surprise you, look at00:25:38
my microphone,00:25:40
boy Mitka Listen, we can probably00:25:44
do without you today come on, you'd better be a backup dancer, come on,00:25:47
I have a friend in Moscow,00:26:00
so in Moscow I have a friend, he00:26:02
asked me to borrow money from him, and00:26:04
so he got up at night and got dressed across the00:26:08
city in the cold on foot, just so as not to have00:26:10
money give And I also have a friend,00:26:17
listen with a friend We want to sing for00:26:20
you but the trouble is he’s deaf, he’s not mine, he knows00:26:26
Just a couple of phrases And that’s just from the letter,00:26:37
come on,00:26:38
thank you Tim, look how00:26:41
young and pretty the girl is, and in red00:26:43
Dat No, not in red A here's a blonde not a00:26:46
blonde no no Wait, in which00:26:48
row 2 4 in the seventh in the seventh quarter00:26:52
Look, two men are sitting then here's00:26:55
one girl and the other is00:26:57
seventh and00:26:58
yes, well, she's not pretty at all And she's00:27:01
not young at all Well, that's right, you should have looked even00:27:03
longer00:27:05
And We00:27:07
present an exclusive agreement between the00:27:10
presidents of Belarus and00:27:14
[music]00:27:21
Russia you will treat00:27:27
Pepsi00:27:28
[music]00:27:32
and now Let's relax a little00:27:34
We present to you the Kama Sutra for animals00:27:38
Vitka00:27:39
read Oh what is this Korney Ivanovich00:27:43
Chukovsky Uh-oh wolves on a00:27:48
mare lions in a00:27:50
car bunnies on00:27:57
trams Uh-huh toad on a broom oh the elephant is00:28:01
all trembling enough is00:28:05
enough00:28:09
Vichka watch daily on the00:28:13
ORT channel in the upper right corner the number00:28:18
one and we ask a question to the general00:28:21
director of the ORT channel How do you feel about the00:28:23
cartoon Beavis and Butthead00:28:25
being shown on your channel Well00:28:32
uh cool Cool cool Cool what we are00:28:37
now we are on this stage and00:28:39
finally we can say everything we want00:28:43
chebureki that we want chereke00:28:46
Oh yes, the game will end and the00:28:49
Belarusians will bring potatoes to the banquet Armenians00:28:52
cognac God willing there will be good people and they00:28:57
will bring us00:29:01
chicks bam-bam chicks bam-bam chicks bam-bam00:29:04
Ada for a minute 30 And somewhere there is a smell of a Christmas tree And00:29:10
we stand in the downed rays and sing such a00:29:12
fiery song chic bom-bom chic00:29:15
bom-bom chic bom-bom and nearby are00:29:19
Belarusians and New00:29:23
Armenians The irony of00:29:25
fate three capitals of one roof au-au Ay00:29:30
me I won’t leave here au-au-ay I’m in a funny00:29:32
mood au-au Au I’m going right here00:29:36
Au au au spend the whole day I or a whole00:29:39
year or more Time will tell shiki Bom bom00:29:44
shiki bom-bom ki00:29:50
[music]00:29:51
[applause]00:29:57
bom-bom ends the first competition is a00:29:59
greeting competition which, as we00:30:01
agreed, is called today. The irony of00:30:04
fate, the KVN team New00:30:10
Armenians, wherever the00:30:13
KVN team New Armenians performed, in mental hospitals and in00:30:17
prisons and even in McDonald's, and therefore,00:30:20
on the threshold of the 21st century, she decided on the00:30:23
first world tour in her life00:30:26
began everything is natural From Moscow00:30:30
[music]00:30:40
music Armenian people have lived for hundreds of thousands of years The00:30:47
planet KBM is passing into the 2nd first00:30:55
century Well, let’s00:30:59
look for a00:31:01
bright00:31:03
future, the stars in the sky for us,00:31:07
all the predictions in our favor are burning with you00:31:11
They say we are Armenians, we are out of our minds, everything is as00:31:17
simple as Twice00:31:20
[music]00:31:22
two00:31:26
good ones00:31:28
Good evening Moscow Good evening the00:31:32
best city in the world Good evening the club of00:31:34
cheerful and resourceful people the best club00:31:36
on the whole planet Good evening Alexander00:31:39
Vasilyevich Maslikov the best all00:31:42
host in everything Galaxy of Maslikov KVN00:31:45
Moscow Moscow KVN Victory hypocrite on ORT00:31:51
in00:31:53
[applause ]00:31:56
January00:31:58
[music]00:32:02
So the final of KVN 99 You look at there are00:32:07
about a thousand Armenians in the hall, which means00:32:10
Sergei Shai must be somewhere nearby Why Because00:32:13
you are Armenians this is already an emergency00:32:17
[applause]00:32:20
situation guys and I immediately want to00:32:23
attach How to celebrate the New00:32:26
Year00:32:28
it’s like Well Last year I wanted to00:32:30
celebrate the New Year with my beloved girl.00:32:32
She told me so. Come to our00:32:34
house. There will be no one at home. Well,00:32:37
well, I went and rang the doorbell. There00:32:41
was no one there. Listen to which girl, which door,00:32:46
soon linoleum is root not linoleum00:32:51
[ applause]00:32:56
Millennium00:32:59
And in general And in general now the whole00:33:01
Computer world is worried about Problem 200000:33:03
so you are worried about Problem 2000 what 200000:33:06
For me 2000 is not00:33:10
a problem at all here it is Moscow of the late nineties00:33:14
Well let's move on Let00:33:22
's go Happy New Year France Ah Paris00:33:26
bet to00:33:29
see Paris and die master Balzac00:33:32
you just haven’t seen Nizhny Tagil yet00:33:35
[music] Happy00:33:40
New Year00:33:47
China Are you Chinese No and it’s just00:33:50
scary to think that there are 2 billion people like you Happy00:33:59
New Year Holland And this song00:34:02
is dedicated to everyone Amsterdam00:34:04
Santa Claus00:34:06
music and Hello Hello Grandfather00:34:10
Frost and beard your izva you and you00:34:16
brought us gifts brought00:34:18
brought Well, who are you after00:34:22
[music]00:34:26
of this00:34:30
Stop the music Hello00:34:34
New York hello our00:34:36
African American friends we are your00:34:40
brothers Armenian00:34:43
Russians but The time will come when Armenians and00:34:48
people will love each00:34:51
other Dada because Armenians are not00:34:56
people00:34:57
[music]00:35:00
bees No, not because they are00:35:02
organized and hardworking, but because they are00:35:04
furry and gather for flowers.00:35:08
But remember, Russians,00:35:12
Russia's black gold is not oil. We are00:35:22
Armenians because Russia's black gold is00:35:26
oil,00:35:29
stop the Armenians never00:35:32
[applause]00:35:33
[music]00:35:34
[applause] [music]00:35:38
music Well, why weren’t00:35:41
[music]00:35:52
waiting for the Dobryns,00:35:57
but all African countries have already performed.00:36:01
This is black00:36:05
envy. And yesterday in Minsk there was a request00:36:08
asking whether there are Armenians in Belarus, 10%00:36:12
answered yes00:36:19
[music] [applause]00:36:23
10% under the sp00:36:26
for00:36:29
Russians are not born Russians00:36:32
become00:36:35
[music]00:36:39
music Well and naturally Happy New Year00:36:43
Yerevan It so happens that in our homeland we don’t00:36:45
like to give concerts in our homeland it’s better00:36:48
to lie on the sofa and across the most00:36:52
important00:36:56
news channels on NTV one of the00:36:59
domestic oligarchs visited the city of00:37:01
Irkutsk Is it possible that all the Baikal trout00:37:04
will end up in the family accounts00:37:13
Sergei, the mayor of00:37:16
Irkutsk, is buying breeding trout for00:37:20
his own Lake00:37:24
Baikal00:37:26
Katya00:37:29
TV6 news yesterday, in short, a man very00:37:33
similar to the prosecutor of the city of Irkutsk00:37:35
swam in Baikal with two naked trout00:37:40
John today on the Russian Lake Baikal the00:37:43
Russian mafia destroyed all the trout00:37:46
command NATO is ready to send 20 billion00:37:49
trout peacekeepers to maintain00:37:51
stability in the00:37:54
[applause]00:37:56
region Armenian television Armenians int00:38:00
Be careful it turns out in int besides the00:38:03
trout there is also a mayor and a00:38:11
prosecutor advertising on NTV Hello00:38:15
Sansanych today your daughter and I are going00:38:17
to the cinema unless of course the family00:38:21
against Dear Mayor00:38:24
Inku Maybe you will invite00:38:28
to but Or you are not a00:38:33
man advertisement on T6 Hello00:38:36
Sansanych Today your daughter and I are going00:38:38
to the cinema, maybe you can buy something at the pharmacy the00:38:42
Russian mafia is buying up all the00:38:45
cinemas for their daughters the00:38:47
NATO command is ready 20 billion San for00:38:56
support,00:38:57
I am of course aware that your daughter00:39:00
hates onions, so buy me at00:39:03
least00:39:06
roses And after the news release, watch00:39:10
the artist The irony of fate, because by the irony of00:39:14
fate, we were all born in the USSR, grew up in00:39:17
Armenia, play in Russia00:39:20
and die in00:39:26
Switzerland00:39:30
Where is this seen, where is this heard00:39:34
your dad is also strong in mathematics, how can we not sing00:39:38
these little lines to us if00:39:41
they come up sometimes sometimes we feel like sometimes sometimes we feel00:39:47
itchy sometimes sometimes it00:39:52
seems to us that this game is over Game but00:39:56
when But then it seems nothing00:40:01
fits in and fate and fate don’t go well00:40:06
what can we do here00:40:26
forever00:40:28
[music]00:40:37
so, my friends, the first competition has been played00:40:40
and the time has come to find out00:40:42
how well words match deeds.00:40:45
Our dear jury. I have a00:40:47
feeling that this will be interesting not00:40:49
only for you and me, but also for the teams, and in this00:40:51
regard, the teams, I invite you on stage, I00:40:56
ask for the00:41:07
maximum score for the00:41:09
greeting competition, even in the New Year, we still have the00:41:12
same maximum score of 500:41:15
points. So, dear judges, in the protocols00:41:18
you have given your marks, the average score is being calculated.00:41:21
And now I will ask you to00:41:25
make public what you put in the protocols.00:41:27
So, the greeting team00:41:33
[ applause]00:41:36
BSU 5 5 5 4 5 400:41:43
[applause]00:41:44
[music]00:41:46
500:41:48
greeting00:41:50
[music]00:41:52
Peter00:41:53
4 all judges00:41:56
unanimously Ba and final greeting00:42:00
team kv New Armenians00:42:05
I ask and again the unanimity of the judges this00:42:09
time everyone agreed on the highest ball at the00:42:12
Five00:42:14
Thank you for greeting the Minsk team00:42:17
gets 4.7 points St. Petersburg 400:42:21
bar00:42:26
points someone less00:42:28
But the desire of the teams00:42:31
It is clear that they00:42:33
[music]00:42:36
are hiding no one until the game is00:42:38
over, so I’m talking about hopes and desires I00:42:41
personally have a desire today for00:42:45
the warm-up to go well, let’s try Gentlemen of the00:42:49
KVN So on the topic of desires, of course,00:42:52
today is our final New Year's00:42:55
warm-up, joke Gentlemen00:43:01
[applause]00:43:05
please conflicts are00:43:11
dangerous Before such a neutral00:43:14
statement from St. Petersburg residents that conflicts are00:43:17
dangerous repeat please00:43:23
mit conflicts are dangerous since we are conflicts00:43:29
[applause]00:43:35
Armenians conflicts are dangerous who whom00:43:39
Putin's black belt or red belt of00:43:45
Russia its own00:43:50
version conflicts are dangerous our recipe 1000:43:55
tablets Anti-policeman00:43:58
and your wife will not distinguish you from a00:44:04
sober one so question please the Armenians00:44:07
gave me good00:44:20
advice I was given good advice Tverskaya00:44:24
Choose00:44:26
young people they gave me00:44:33
Good advice the advice is as00:44:36
follows to play correctly in the00:44:37
casino Take in your neighbor's debt is00:44:40
$30,000 bet all your money on Black00:44:43
your chances are 50/50 Either you live to be 5000:44:46
or00:44:50
you don't sad humor But move on00:44:56
please00:45:12
repeat what you have achieved Sorry we have everything in common now Let's have00:45:17
a battle of00:45:25
giants00:45:28
you can't stop there I00:45:30
also want to00:45:33
grow up option your00:45:37
answer you can’t stop there00:45:39
there was a continuation of00:45:41
the program about this it’s called Well,00:45:45
who are you after00:45:55
this Thank you please00:45:58
Armenians Question00:46:01
your guys chemistry is a difficult science Well finally In00:46:06
general about the00:46:14
main thing00:46:18
[music]00:46:20
so you see how puzzled I am Yes no there is00:46:24
repeat repeat00:46:28
chemistry is difficult00:46:31
science Therefore, it is better not00:46:38
to mix00:46:42
hee chemistry is a difficult science, well, the main thing is00:46:45
to do everything00:46:50
periodically00:46:55
no,00:46:57
so your own version, your own version chemistry is a00:47:00
difficult science While studying chemistry, I realized that00:47:04
Russian oil comes in two types, you00:47:06
all know these two00:47:13
types well, wonderful and last question00:47:16
please yes yes guys, Minsk residents It would seem that00:47:19
in the most harmless situation there is a00:47:21
reason for00:47:25
excitement It would be00:47:29
better if you did this after a successful00:47:31
answer but it is00:47:36
so00:47:45
clear 30 seconds and on New Year 3000:47:52
[music]00:47:54
seconds please repeat It would seem that in the00:47:57
most harmless situation there is a reason for00:47:59
excitement someday young Chernomyrdin00:48:02
was lucky, he called 04 to the00:48:07
gas service again It would seem that in the most00:48:11
harmless situation there is a reason for00:48:14
excitement Hello this is the book Yes Putin you have00:48:35
yes yes Boris Nikolaevich oh Thank00:48:40
God otherwise I’m worried after the game Let him00:48:45
catch a taxi to the00:48:48
Kremlin00:48:50
Thank you00:48:52
so thank you team Thank you00:48:55
very much You can get ready for the00:48:58
next00:48:59
[applause]00:49:04
[music]00:49:08
competition So let's give our00:49:11
ratings Dear judges, this is how00:49:15
the warm-up began Peter00:49:17
warm-up00:49:19
44400:49:23
4443 warm-up New Armenians00:49:30
4 5 5 5 500:49:35
54 and warm-up00:49:40
Minskers 56 6 6 5 600:49:49
500:49:52
Thank you average score for warm-up and total00:49:55
points,00:49:57
attention guys For warm-up Yerevan00:50:00
gets 4.7 points Minsk 5.5 points00:50:05
St. Petersburg 3.8 points total score of the00:50:09
game after two competitions Yerevan 9.700:50:13
points Minsk 10.2 points St. Petersburg00:50:18
7.8 points Well, let's move on to the00:50:21
next competition, which00:50:23
we rarely play in the final00:50:25
game for the final game of the season, because until00:50:29
now the theme is in the finals. We have never00:50:31
played. Although we have never met 2000 either,00:50:34
so we can afford it.00:50:37
Moreover, this next one has a name of00:50:39
the competition, I remind you of one00:50:41
condition for this competition,00:50:43
no more than00:50:45
three KVN players from the team So uh STM,00:50:49
which is unusually called, can be on stage at the same time. It is called00:50:52
December 33, the KVN team New Armenians On00:50:57
December 33, in the capital of Finland, the city of00:51:01
Helsinki, the Armenian national team was invited for the first time00:51:03
in the history of Armenia00:51:06
figure skating To participate in the00:51:08
first Winter Olympics of the 20th century, the00:51:11
coach of the Armenian national team was in a terrible00:51:14
panic. But here he is, two-three Vartan, where are there00:51:18
10 minutes left before the performance? I don’t00:51:20
understand, is she my partner or is your00:51:22
partner yours, not in this sense on the ice00:51:25
coach woe woe Gaya I’m not sick, don’t00:51:28
panic, call my driver. Why should a00:51:31
driver not skate correctly?00:51:33
He skates well and has a good figure.00:51:35
Call a coach. Or maybe we’ll refuse you, I’ll00:51:39
refuse you to the sports committee, you will00:51:41
return the money to mom’s fur coat, dad’s car, you won’t00:51:43
go out on the ice, mom’s hairpin, dad’s keychain,00:51:46
maximum coach I'm ready where is the stick Ar00:51:49
so What kind of stick is figure skating and00:51:51
not hockey And what's the difference remember in00:51:53
hockey they score a goal with a stick And in figure00:51:56
skating00:51:58
they dance so tell him that the most important thing00:52:01
in figure skating you are a comrade coach00:52:04
the right thing and a little bit of luck But00:52:06
today we will not rely to fate00:52:08
Ar, so remember no matter what happens on00:52:10
the ice, smile, I won’t think, some00:52:13
[ __ ]. Maybe out of pity, they’ll00:52:16
give you high00:52:18
marks. What song We’ll put on today And00:52:22
what song We’ll put on today Good00:52:24
question And what cassette We have? Well, you00:52:26
asked in the Armenian gym, just in00:52:28
case if we win, we will act in an00:52:30
original way, we will dance to the00:52:32
Armenian anthem, if we win, so be it Leon00:52:34
will set what needs to be done on the ice, I don’t00:52:36
know.00:52:43
skating rink why There is our00:52:45
advertising T so that it fits into the frame00:52:50
well tne tne pory how00:52:54
can I do one00:52:57
two three this is what is Karen triple00:53:02
bending00:53:07
Well done Well done And what is going on on the ice00:53:09
there our couple is doing this00:53:14
[music]00:53:22
comrade coach Yas in findi So are00:53:26
you a disgrace to Armenia, no shame to Finland00:53:30
and Mr. Coach Well, finally we00:53:34
found you weekly fig urno skating how do00:53:38
you conduct training You have a skating rink00:53:40
And you think we lay the asphalt ropes manually00:53:44
We are not joking if you have a skating rink00:53:48
We are not joking If you have you're a skating rink or you're00:53:52
on roller skates on the grass training no in00:53:54
socks on the tiles00:54:00
and00:54:01
now the Armenian figure skating team is calling for a raid,00:54:08
please listen to their ratings00:54:21
Z00:54:25
Victory Victory00:54:30
[music]00:54:40
[applause]00:54:42
So STM December 33 St.00:54:49
Petersburg As a result of a computer error00:54:54
2000 New Year on the stump KBN never00:54:58
came December 33, 9th year at00:55:05
2678 minutes The Confederacy00:55:09
decided to correct this misunderstanding00:55:12
the mission was entrusted to the00:55:14
special forces Navy SEALs based on00:55:18
American00:55:25
militants00:55:29
[music]00:55:55
M00:56:09
[applause]00:56:25
F00:56:44
[music]00:56:47
ide00:56:55
ide00:57:06
[music]00:57:13
[applause]00:57:25
S00:57:51
[ music]00:57:55
P00:58:04
[music]00:58:25
ra00:58:32
[applause]00:58:55
a00:59:12
[applause]00:59:25
F00:59:34
[music]00:59:50
for a successfully completed operation, the00:59:53
special unit of the Bar Seals00:59:57
was awarded the next military rank01:00:01
[music]01:00:19
pigs On December 33, the KVN team of the01:00:24
Belarusian State01:00:25
University, Minsk,01:00:30
please, this Christmas story01:00:34
has begun yet in the summer when two fathers and two01:00:37
sons and only three people grandfather father and01:00:39
grandson went fishing01:00:41
[music]01:00:45
he said he should have gotten01:00:47
up earlier he the most fishing places are already all01:00:54
taken01:01:04
[applause]01:01:25
[applause]01:01:44
son You smoke No01:01:49
[applause]01:01:54
dad Well son it’s01:01:59
time son, if you have any problems with01:02:03
girls, don’t be shy Come to us01:02:05
with your grandfather, maybe we won’t help with advice, but01:02:08
we’ll listen with great01:02:16
pleasure [music] Let’s go home Nuno isn’t01:02:18
catching anything, he’s not biting his fishing rods,01:02:20
some kind of fishing rod That’s what I understand fishing rod01:02:22
That’s it these are men who came to fish That's it,01:02:26
son Well, it's not about the fish, the main thing is01:02:31
nature. It's not like what you have there in01:02:33
the city, but the air you just01:02:49
breathe in, grandson, what's good with01:02:52
you,01:02:59
grandfather, why and who you voted for is none of01:03:04
your business, scumbag,01:03:14
okay Oh, I put on my organ again01:03:36
[applause]01:03:41
Choose the young ones,01:03:45
wow, the way you talk to your grandfather is not Orina’s01:03:51
son, have you ever heard me yell01:03:53
at my01:03:54
son01:03:57
Weakling Weakling Yes, you haven’t seen me in cancer01:04:02
Yes I01:04:07
Wow, how they beat me01:04:10
[applause]01:04:15
Yes I am with these01:04:19
hands under the forge you would have heard the01:04:24
horse screaming01:04:28
and you remember the mad dog in our yard01:04:31
Yes, I was the one who bit her01:04:34
[music] So off01:04:43
to the cities The loser does01:04:47
push-ups let's go01:04:52
[music]01:04:54
Moscow01:05:00
[music]01:05:01
[applause] [music]01:05:04
[applause ]01:05:06
shame on my sit us granddaughters Well, I couldn’t01:05:11
say it though01:05:15
[applause]01:05:18
if01:05:20
[music] you can’t pull01:05:23
it got caught got caught in the same place01:05:28
my01:05:29
grandfather’s jig who will climb01:05:32
And as always in cities whoever loses01:05:35
dives Moscow01:05:44
[applause]01:05:46
Arzamas turn away oh Cindy01:05:53
Crawford so son01:05:57
look to the left don't01:05:59
go Quietly Those devils are01:06:06
around Wow01:06:15
[applause]01:06:24
you01:06:30
[applause]01:06:33
team kuto01:06:37
[applause]01:06:52
[music]01:06:54
Great01:06:57
Neptune God be with her with a jig son01:07:01
Neptune01:07:02
Oh he's the best in this channel01:07:07
[music]01:07:09
[applause] the01:07:11
main one is better with him don’t get involved oh oh01:07:15
what is this01:07:18
[music]01:07:20
is a goldfish live Oh a This is a navel01:07:25
this is a test So three wishes01:07:30
wishes for each according to01:07:48
[applause]01:07:54
seniority01:07:56
but you need to01:08:00
wait a little six months have passed imperceptibly01:08:04
something my wish does not come true01:08:08
and mine too Yes I don’t know I don’t know my three01:08:14
came true oh01:08:28
thank you thank you and this01:08:33
team please please dear judges I ask01:08:38
you to evaluate another final competition01:08:42
So five points maximum01:08:45
STM New Armenians 4 3 4 4 4 401:08:53
4 brave01:08:58
Yarmolnik Peter01:09:02
STM01:09:04
4 4 4 4 501:09:11
44 and STM BSU01:09:18
Chane 5 5 5 5 4 5 5 So, my friends, the01:09:27
average score for this competition and the sum of01:09:31
points for the competition topic01:09:35
attention for the competition topic Yerevan gets01:09:39
3.8 points Minsk01:09:41
4.8 points St. Petersburg 4.1 points01:09:47
total score of the game After three competitions01:09:49
Yerevan 13.5 points Minsk 15 points Exactly01:09:56
11 points01:09:59
So the leaders so far, the order of our teams in01:10:04
general has not changed in terms of the total points And01:10:06
after this competition, the01:10:08
song of the captains' song is already heard and it is clear that01:10:14
not a single final game And this is01:10:15
no exception do without the01:10:18
captain competition Dear captains, I01:10:21
ask you to take the enemy captains to01:10:24
the stage01:10:28
[music]01:10:30
take01:10:32
the captains I am pleased to present to01:10:34
you the captains of the teams competing today01:10:37
captain of the Kven team of the Belarusian01:10:40
State University Vitaly01:10:45
shlep captain of the St. Petersburg team01:10:48
Dmitry01:10:51
Khrustov and captain of the team New Armenians01:10:56
[applause]01:11:00
so here you go real Novsky fans are01:11:03
familiar with these captains, they seemed to01:11:06
have met, they came out, well, almost all of them01:11:08
entered the Captains Competition in one01:11:10
game or another, but we suggested to01:11:13
them. Well, probably they themselves will explain,01:11:16
we suggested to them, as if in a New Year's manner, in01:11:18
some maybe unusual costumes01:11:21
come out when they want to come out in some01:11:23
special image please01:11:26
Garik Martirosyan01:11:28
[applause]01:11:31
tell Dear ladies and gentlemen01:11:34
today I prepared a mask and so that my01:11:37
colleagues on stage Tsolak Vazgen do not01:11:40
suffer, I decided to immediately explain to them01:11:43
what kind of mask I have on I’m wearing now it01:11:46
is located this is a mask of an Armenian01:11:48
gentleman this is a very rare mask in01:11:50
nature a mask of an Armenian gentleman01:11:53
Now I will briefly explain to you01:11:55
What is the essence of this mask,01:11:58
first of all I want to say that I know my words01:12:00
by heart Just now I will01:12:02
read the text to show that the Armenian01:12:04
Gentleman knows all Russian01:12:08
letters and now Allow me to01:12:12
read the daily routine of the Armenian01:12:14
gentleman let's start early in the morning01:12:18
18:0001:12:24
rise01:12:25
from 18:00 to 2245 light morning Breakfast01:12:30
from 2245 to01:12:33
2345 hour of poetry Take Byron's volume and01:12:37
slowly read it, don't be upset,01:12:40
maybe those 300 dollars that you01:12:42
are looking for are in a volume of01:12:46
Shakespeare from01:12:48
2345 to 7 am visiting cultural01:12:51
events and confident victory over your01:12:54
liver01:12:56
at 7:00 to 9 am a01:12:59
highly intellectual conversation begins Conversation with your wife01:13:02
so that your wife speaks correctly and effectively An01:13:04
Armenian gentleman must be able to01:13:06
use the following masks Hello01:13:09
dear, I'm01:13:11
back Skuratov's face was detained at work01:13:14
Voice-01:13:18
over Maybe you'll still open the door01:13:21
Dzhigarkhanyan's voice The neighbor's face01:13:24
across the street Think about the children01:13:26
Michael Jackson's face Yuri01:13:28
Detochkin's voice If you don't open it, I'll shoot myself01:13:31
Nemtsov's face01:13:36
Zhirinovsky's pistol and the last most important01:13:39
phrase is said in the voice of01:13:41
Munchausen smile wife smile01:13:44
because all mistakes on this planet are made01:13:46
with this exact01:13:49
facial expression. And now, dear ladies and gentlemen, I01:13:52
want to congratulate you all on the New01:13:54
Year 2000, both with my face and with my01:13:56
voice, because the New Year does not tolerate01:13:58
masks. If you frankly ask me01:14:01
why I came to meet New Year in01:14:03
Moscow, I will also answer you frankly where01:14:06
you will celebrate the New Year there and spend it01:14:09
Happy New Year01:14:10
[applause]01:14:15
Thank you Vitaly Lepo01:14:18
[applause]01:14:22
please good luck and that01:14:26
one evening of the year when you01:14:28
need to take off your masks and have a heart-to-heart talk with01:14:30
your family however, criticizing01:14:32
your parents is not a rewarding thing, because at01:14:35
any moment you can find yourself in their01:14:45
place [applause] By the way, I have something to say to my01:14:48
son Well, hello son, I wonder what01:14:52
you will be when you grow up as a01:14:54
musician or after all, what is your folder01:15:00
decided by no one it is decided when you grow up01:15:04
you will continue your father’s work, you will start01:15:06
playing in KVN, I ask you one thing. When I01:15:10
become very old and stop01:15:13
understanding everything, always listen to01:15:15
Alexander01:15:18
[applause]01:15:23
Vasilyevich, I warn you, you will be01:15:27
a Belarusian. And Belarus is a wonderful01:15:30
country. And what are our places in terms of01:15:37
living standards? 137 level of01:15:42
economic development, but we recently united with01:15:45
Russia, God forbid you know from the Armenians for the last01:15:51
time01:16:03
No, you don’t know Well, how come we are Slavs01:16:07
and from time immemorial we have united in front of the big01:16:13
nerds and The main thing is son The main thing is son01:16:16
Try not to repeat my mistakes Although01:16:19
on the other hand you don’t want to deprive me of01:16:22
so many01:16:23
joys.01:16:27
And actually, why did I decide that01:16:29
I would have a son? Well, hello,01:16:32
Daughter, you will probably be01:16:35
a beauty. You won’t be able to take your eyes off. Although the01:16:37
eastern sages say that01:16:39
you can look at only three things indefinitely:01:16:42
how the fire burns, how water flows, and how they01:16:45
give you01:16:53
salary01:16:56
Well, the last salary, alas,01:16:59
already depends on the politicians. By the way, have you noticed that01:17:02
lately you can hear more and more often01:17:06
that somewhere there and there01:17:09
they saw a person similar to a famous01:17:11
politician? How would you like to01:17:14
meet a famous politician similar01:17:16
to good01:17:26
luck man,01:17:28
healthy Thank you Let's give01:17:31
the floor to Dmitry Khrustaleva01:17:36
[applause]01:17:40
please01:17:42
Hello Good evening Today I'm in a01:17:48
Guzman costume I'll put it in place later there is01:17:52
an opinion that when a person starts01:17:54
talking to himself this is an alarming01:17:58
symptom of what did you01:18:00
get Well people01:18:04
say you're lying Yes Ask whoever you want Well,01:18:07
let's ask Santa Claus for the New Year,01:18:09
after all, the New Year, the New Year, we're starting a round dance,01:18:14
boy, take off your dad's sheepskin coat, this is01:18:15
not your01:18:18
dad's Alexander Vasilyevich poster,01:18:21
please, this is Yulia Solomonovich01:18:26
Oh, and the TV is working,01:18:29
attention during the children's matinee at the01:18:31
Moscow Youth Palace, Santa Claus01:18:34
exceeded the speed of driving the01:18:41
round dance and the centrifugal force scattered the01:18:44
children in different01:18:46
[applause]01:18:49
corners Peter Peter Peter Peter01:18:54
Peter Peter01:18:56
girl girl why are you so sad are01:18:59
you really already01:19:01
300 Sorry by the way Khrustalev is my friend01:19:05
This is the guy He promised me to wink01:19:07
from the stage today01:19:11
Hello Khrustalev's third camera01:19:15
he's going to wink big now01:19:21
[applause]01:19:23
Dima I think you're taking too long01:19:28
now Alexander Vasilyevich we'll01:19:31
wrap it up01:19:32
Thank you kids And now we'll01:19:34
take pictures To do this we need01:19:36
to stand in two rows on the first second pay01:19:38
out first second first second first second first second first second01:19:43
first second first second01:19:46
first second first second first second first second first second first second01:19:56
first01:19:58
second first01:20:00
[applause]01:20:04
second first01:20:06
second calculation is01:20:09
over Sorry I'm not01:20:12
late no no we just01:20:15
started taking pictures you01:20:17
will stand in the center of us In the center I01:20:20
said children pay attention now a bird will jump out01:20:29
[applause]01:20:32
Yes, of course, people talk to01:20:34
themselves, but this is not such a problem, because01:20:36
by talking to ourselves we get to know01:20:38
ourselves better, it seems to me that today you01:20:41
got to know me a little better, and01:20:53
uh,01:20:57
as always, maximum01:21:00
score, please Garik Martirosyan New01:21:04
Armenians 3 3T all judges 3 points Vitaly01:21:11
Shpo Belarusian01:21:13
State University01:21:16
TT again three01:21:18
[music]01:21:20
points Dmitry01:21:23
Khrustalev01:21:26
4 4 4 3 3 3 3 for the captain's competition01:21:32
Yerevan gets 3 points exactly Minsk 301:21:35
points exactly St. Petersburg 3.401:21:38
points total score of the game before the last01:21:41
competition Yerevan 16.5 points Minsk 1801:21:46
points exactly St. Petersburg01:21:49
15.301:21:51
points how beautiful this world is musical01:21:56
competition of the final game Our last01:21:59
competition today is the KVN team01:22:03
[music]01:22:07
St. Petersburg Many people think that01:22:10
Tarantine’s films are cruel, bloody and01:22:12
pointless, therefore Quentin I decided to01:22:15
slightly change the style and film a children's01:22:17
New Year's party So, a crime01:22:20
matinee or children's reading How01:22:24
much time do we still have? 501:22:27
minutes Tell me what will happen if Antonio01:22:29
Banderos starts singing bard songs,01:22:33
probably the despe of joy, full01:22:36
pants no no, well, everything is wrong, everything is wrong01:22:50
guys01:22:53
we press hotly and Bart hid it in his backpack01:22:58
in his soul and goes without thinking anything, even if01:23:04
we have a sunken sternum but a very convex01:23:10
belly If the wind blows in the back, then01:23:14
quickly quickly we sing01:23:17
ahead of the guy into the mountains with01:23:22
one hand01:23:25
Let him01:23:27
understand the ligaments himself Who01:23:31
he is A when a friend got into a landslide, I held on01:23:37
as best I could, but I laughed and Although I didn’t fall off the rocks, I01:23:43
tore my stomach, RC sing mustache Martin01:23:50
saw us on MTV and cried for us We follow the next01:23:56
step01:24:00
Beware of the01:24:06
couple usually after that usually After01:24:09
that I give a sermon and I like to give01:24:12
gifts So, meet Specially for01:24:15
you, the Council of Russian pop singers Alexander01:24:23
Rosenbaum01:24:26
[music]01:24:29
I would like to give you a01:24:32
song It contains my words And the music01:24:36
too, I sing it better than01:24:40
Presley, who didn’t even live to see this song01:24:44
I’ll sing this song to the01:24:47
point I’ll walk around I'll kiss the heyday of the01:24:56
bride and leave01:24:58
VL01:25:00
Au the stripes on my shoulders I'll let01:25:04
go Au I'll learn to dance naked01:25:08
Au I'll break up the party so to speak01:25:16
[music]01:25:18
[applause]01:25:23
aww animals Great xp Greetings Pashka01:25:28
Oh, I think these are my01:25:30
gifts, what's in your01:25:34
bag Aunt01:25:37
Tanya Well, exactly my Give me Aunt Tanya I wo01:25:42
n’t give you Aunt Tanya I say Give me Aunt Tanya01:25:44
blame me I’m a decent pig01:25:47
you’re a decent pig I won’t give you the TT01:25:52
pelvis again01:25:54
We wish you happiness in your personal life01:25:56
stay as you are01:26:03
with as if there were tears in01:26:07
your eyes a big thing01:26:11
will happen with the chimes01:26:14
We believe there is still01:26:18
time01:26:20
We will have time to tell you the main thing01:26:31
Before we say that01:26:35
Goodbye before we go home we01:26:39
remember everyone Hallelujah without fail01:26:46
[music]01:26:53
everyone we01:26:56
stand by It’s01:27:01
a pity that we’re just all It’s a pity01:27:06
that we just everyone We are from01:27:12
St. Petersburg, maybe someone won’t understand the song01:27:17
Like a01:27:19
joke soon turns into an01:27:23
anecdote01:27:24
[music]01:27:26
century not01:27:29
a thread when Leningrad01:27:32
congratulates Happy New Year01:27:38
this is01:27:40
[music]01:27:46
Leningrad thank you very much thank you very much01:27:50
Term music competition of our01:27:52
today’s final game01:27:54
KVN team Belarusian01:27:56
State University,01:27:59
Minsk, ladies and01:28:02
gentlemen, let's congratulate ourselves to the group01:28:06
Time Machine 3001:28:09
years01:28:10
[music]01:28:12
Hello again in the Olympic there is no empty01:28:14
space01:28:16
remember let01:28:18
's go raised the01:28:20
thief booz01:28:23
pocket he is not young and always drunk but01:28:28
my friend the sun in the hand plays better than anyone else01:28:34
plus they really remember 30 years01:28:38
have passed, guys, let's check the composition01:28:40
of Podgorodets01:28:41
[music]01:28:43
Kutikov01:28:46
Efremov01:28:49
Margulis guys who saw Margulis01:28:51
morgulis where he again plays the01:28:55
poron and01:28:57
dances very very funny Andryukha, don't be01:29:00
nervous, your01:29:02
morgulis Zhenya has appeared, I of course understand you01:29:06
can walk like a neglected01:29:08
garden, maybe oh brazenly with shave, you understand01:29:12
Both I have seen more than once this is who you01:29:14
wanted to surprise and Zhen What happened to you01:29:16
Relax, better sing something of01:29:18
your own01:29:20
Oh what an exquisite ball it was, a ball01:29:25
that their Excellency has never seen before The Count01:29:29
greeted everyone at the entrance with beauty the Countess01:29:33
shone there Trout was served to the table in silverware.01:29:36
Oh guys, if only you knew how to01:29:38
cook trout correctly, you need to01:29:41
cut it into small pieces, you know,01:29:43
crumble the greens, then add lemon juice.01:29:47
It’s just melts in your mouth, and with a01:29:49
good cocktail, Andryukha Andryukha, I know a01:29:51
new recipe for the Three Little Pigs cocktail How to01:29:53
cook01:29:54
be a box of vodka two more01:29:57
[music]01:30:01
friends Just Melts in your mouth with this01:30:06
cocktail enough to bind and what let him01:30:08
tell I like and who01:30:10
will sing Why Sing so immediately Makar as01:30:12
if there is no one else in the group over there Margu01:30:15
stands doing nothing and is01:30:16
always late what I haven’t done anything for years, like a bed01:30:21
in all sorts of01:30:22
VOM01:30:26
Yes, I didn’t understand that I’m the most extreme or01:30:29
something, Efremych over there has been sitting for 30 years,01:30:32
he doesn’t care about the drum Let him01:30:38
sing Come on, men yourself01:30:45
Sing okay Sing01:30:48
let’s not sing sing Give me01:30:52
higher01:30:59
There are days when he lets down01:31:04
sponsor And even if I’m not01:31:11
lucky enough And even if you insert a cork into me,01:31:18
how difficult it is to make sure that I don’t01:31:22
eat01:31:26
and even though many days have passed today01:31:31
And even if I drink only01:31:39
kefir, I’ll start the recipe from scratch for the hundredth time01:31:45
while producer Ernst is still broadcasting01:31:56
Oh eloquent our Andrey o Do you know01:31:59
what eloquence is, that Krasnov’s conversation01:32:02
with the stage workers01:32:03
[music]01:32:06
don’t put your finger in our Peter’s mouth01:32:09
in the sense of Sasha, but he himself asked,01:32:12
he doesn’t like01:32:14
it, and now from the union of right-wing forces with01:32:18
its congratulations Irina01:32:21
[applause]01:32:22
Khakamada01:32:23
[ laughter]01:32:32
dear01:32:35
boys, we love you all very much and01:32:39
now I would like to sing your own song for you,01:32:44
play along with me I drink01:32:47
one for those in01:32:51
the Duma for those who are lucky for those whom01:32:57
the country loves01:32:59
[laughter]01:33:07
Thank you on the air program about openwork Today01:33:11
our guest is the famous leading01:33:13
president of the International KVN Union01:33:15
Alexander Vasilyevich01:33:17
[music]01:33:18
[applause]01:33:20
Maslyakov everyone knows that01:33:22
you are somehow uncomfortable Yes Konstantin01:33:26
Lvovich to your taste to add to the picture01:33:28
to somehow liberate the01:33:29
aquarium of the guys quickly aquarium01:33:32
Please put01:33:33
here this is late in the fire And we have nowhere01:33:38
else01:33:44
USA Andrey, you are of course a great01:33:47
TV presenter, but don’t forget about us in the01:33:50
end We are one group Eh guys,01:33:53
another concert will end And what01:33:56
awaits us in the future And Andrey, we01:33:59
have prepared a surprise for you here What a surprise surprise01:34:02
Guys with the 21st century01:34:05
Andrey Thank you guys,01:34:09
thank you, seriously In the future We01:34:12
will sing again And Andryukha what is the future for us We are01:34:20
René's car We went Welcome to the first01:34:25
We went dreams from distant capitals So many01:34:29
joyful faces What attracts people01:34:34
here But without planned words We are friends01:34:41
it’s easy to understand a friend But in this sky I found a multi-colored one01:34:46
Singing a new01:34:50
star here everything says one thing01:34:54
that on Prai Give Ti01:34:56
[music]01:34:58
Dash01:35:00
tomorrow will be a New01:35:05
century01:35:08
Tomorrow will be a New01:35:12
century tomorrow will01:35:15
be a new01:35:18
[applause]01:35:19
[music]01:35:22
day tomorrow will be twenty first01:35:26
[music]01:35:29
[applause] [music]01:35:46
[applause]01:35:49
day and finally another music01:35:52
competition of our final game KVN team01:35:55
New01:35:57
Armenians ladies and gentlemen are starting a more01:36:01
interesting program song of the 20th01:36:07
[music]01:36:11
century Good evening dear friends on air the01:36:15
program Song of the Year and today's01:36:18
program is hosted by us we are the permanent01:36:22
presenters01:36:24
in and Evgeniy Vovkodav01:36:30
So the song of the thirties is on the air in your01:36:34
letters dear friends you write about your01:36:36
neighbors, friends of acquaintances and other enemies of01:36:39
the people the thirties were marked by a01:36:43
boom in jazz and bamo01:36:48
juz dear friends Although in America Jah was01:36:51
just emerging we already had it Although there were01:36:54
n’t enough instruments01:36:59
[music]01:37:05
[music]01:37:15
[applause]01:37:16
[music]01:37:22
there were enough01:37:24
[music]01:37:33
[applause] [music]01:37:42
[music]01:37:52
Jo dem01:37:56
understand01:38:00
[applause]01:38:07
I hate these high-speed elevators01:38:10
Angelina and we continue our01:38:12
scientific - the popular program Song of the Year we01:38:16
are the permanent presenters Angelina01:38:18
Otrovov and Evgeniy01:38:22
Petrosyan01:38:24
on the air song of01:38:26
the sixties Vyacheslav tushke HIV Galina01:38:30
Polant Sergey for Polyansky these names do01:38:33
n’t say anything to the youth of the nineties01:38:35
they didn’t say anything to the youth01:38:39
of the sixties And01:38:41
today and today we have a guest01:38:45
from France music by Georges Ju words by Bust Ju01:38:52
Meet01:38:53
[music]01:38:54
[applause]01:38:56
[music]01:38:58
[applause]01:39:05
Thank you for inviting me to the01:39:09
USSR I know a few words01:39:22
in Russian01:39:26
[applause]01:39:40
Medved I recently read a book about01:39:42
Pavlik01:39:45
Morozov and how he did badly with01:39:47
his01:39:52
dad is dedicated to Pavlik01:39:59
Morozov's01:40:05
dad papa01:40:09
[music]01:40:22
finger01:40:24
and what a pity that there is no ball in the hall01:40:29
Aura he would have set the heat here01:40:34
[applause]01:40:38
How do you not know who01:40:52
sha01:41:00
[music] [music01:41:08
]01:41:22
und01:41:33
[music]01:41:50
There is no happiness in personal life01:42:10
on the air song of the nineties dear friends01:42:14
the nineties marked the01:42:15
birth of new independent states01:42:17
therefore We invite to the stage the01:42:19
president of one such state, the01:42:21
President of Armenia Robert01:42:24
[applause]01:42:25
[music]01:42:33
Meet Good evening Mr.01:42:35
Vladimir Putin here we are standing on the01:42:39
stage now there are two01:42:41
presidents this is so It’s good that01:42:44
your life,01:42:46
Putin, has developed and now KVN has its own01:42:50
Prime Minister Lukashenko, they spoke in01:42:54
Yerevan and I would like to ask you. Well,01:42:58
the third01:42:59
will be Belarusians, Armenians, Russians, we are all01:43:03
Slavs. I hope you will take this joke as a hint. In St.01:43:07
Petersburg today there is01:43:12
fog in Belarus.01:43:16
dew in Yerevan today the01:43:20
rains and the weather here are over with me01:43:24
Dear ladies and gentlemen today01:43:28
It doesn’t matter what the weather is outside because01:43:30
today it’s warm in this hall and that means01:43:33
the final of KVN 99 was a success, which in turn01:43:37
means that the end of the world01:43:40
[music]01:43:43
is canceled State and countries Believe01:43:45
me, the01:43:46
New Union will not be eternal and it doesn’t matter What the01:43:50
name of Noah’s plan is for the01:43:54
millennium I smile at each other times we will01:43:57
again if necessary there will be no01:44:01
rain if necessary there will be no01:44:05
leaders will become the best Any person is01:44:10
ready to live the Noah century in St. Petersburg01:44:15
today there is a01:44:16
thunderstorm in Belarus the fog of01:44:20
denunciation in01:44:22
Yerevan today the01:44:24
rains are bad with me01:44:29
[music]01:44:48
[applause]01:44:52
waiting fans Dear fans01:44:54
who are in this hall Dear01:44:58
fans of the KVN game, it’s coming to the01:45:01
final evaluations and today for the last time I01:45:04
invite the finalists of the 1999 season to this stage,01:45:11
please01:45:13
[applause]01:45:15
[ music]01:45:19
[applause]01:45:21
teams01:45:26
[applause]01:45:33
dear friends dear01:45:35
KVN players dear01:45:37
fans after all, except for the final Today is the01:45:40
New Year and therefore there are a lot of01:45:42
gifts today, but still01:45:44
the main main gift the main reward01:45:48
is this modest cup, the challenge01:45:52
cup of the KVN champion who will01:45:55
literally get it in a few minutes Well,01:45:57
for now, as always, I want to draw out the intrigue01:46:00
and before all the01:46:03
numbers, numbers, scores, scores, I would like01:46:06
each of the members of our respected01:46:08
jury to say some01:46:13
words Leonid Yarmolnik I will be very01:46:17
brief today was a wonderful game and01:46:20
2 weeks ago I rejoiced at one01:46:23
big event And today I received01:46:25
absolute assurance that it was not in vain that we01:46:34
united with Belarus Sergei01:46:36
[applause]01:46:38
Sholokhov at the end of the millennium would like to01:46:40
wish all teams to retain their01:46:43
composition and perform in the next one and01:46:46
small such wishes to the01:46:48
Terek Terek team Still, distance yourself a little from01:46:53
below which you probably are, but01:46:57
as for our dear Armenians, I01:47:00
mean, of course, the team of new01:47:03
Armenians. I advise them to be as01:47:06
many as possible, be fruitful and multiply,01:47:09
here you go Dear Belarusians, you were01:47:12
magnificent. I love you very much. I wish you good luck to you01:47:16
Thank you congratulations01:47:19
on the new01:47:22
millennium Thank you the Armenians said01:47:25
Sergey So Konstantin Ar please01:47:27
Kost Well, against the backdrop of the performance of such a01:47:31
legendary team as the New Armenians,01:47:34
for the last 2 hours you01:47:36
watched a diplomatic action01:47:39
of Russia with the desire to win this01:47:43
year’s season, in my opinion it was successful and the St.01:47:46
Petersburg team carried out a01:47:48
diplomatic action cover called01:47:50
KVN of the 20th century or01:48:01
you need to thank Alexander01:48:02
Vasilyevich that he had direct Presidential01:48:04
rule then and as a result, three01:48:07
teams reached01:48:10
the final and really the unification of01:48:13
Belarus before the big one with Belarus before the01:48:16
big one01:48:17
[applause]01:48:21
nix01:48:23
[applause]01:48:25
and happy Christmas, good luck to you Well,01:48:28
Belarusians of course, Belarusians, what01:48:31
[applause]01:48:33
say So Guzman stood up and we01:48:37
prepared for a bright, long01:48:42
speech, you know, I recently read an article01:48:47
where a journalist who accidentally01:48:50
came into our club was surprised why01:48:53
our children are playing in KVN, our children are leading01:48:56
KVN, our grandchildren will play and we it’s impossible to01:48:59
explain someone’s children playing, to do01:49:02
this you need to be a KVN player to play KVN01:49:05
to be a happy person on this01:49:08
planet KVN You know, I can’t explain in any way01:49:15
that for almost 40 years this game01:49:20
has been flying like01:49:21
hell01:49:25
all over a huge country that has not01:49:28
collapsed in the concept of our club everywhere01:49:32
from Vladivostok plays to the hilt KVN01:49:35
plays wonderfully I really hope01:49:38
that the 10th century and millennia will play and01:49:42
will win and our children will play01:49:44
and our children’s children will play01:49:54
on stage are all the republics and They01:49:58
have no borders because this is the country of01:50:00
KVN which will live A planet that01:50:04
will prosper in the 10th century Happy Holidays01:50:09
[applause]01:50:15
Hurray, after all, in any case I understand01:50:19
Thank you You are absolutely right, exactly what01:50:22
you said But still, it seems that after01:50:25
all, every KVN captain has01:50:28
something in common this is what we saw here,01:50:33
no matter how old the captain is, thanks to everyone01:50:36
and Well, it’s New Year, it’s gifts Vladimir01:50:39
Vavich Maybe it’s not01:50:43
planned, but we often01:50:45
have improvisation on01:50:51
stage01:50:53
[applause]01:50:57
Thank you, the Armenian team in the last01:51:00
competition she sang About the rains in St. Petersburg about01:51:04
the dew in Minsk about the fog in Yerevan I want there to01:51:08
be sun in all these cities01:51:10
Let there always be sun in01:51:14
St. Petersburg and Minsk and here’s to a new01:51:24
anniversary to you all together with KVN01:51:27
[applause]01:51:36
Thank you01:51:38
Thank you Thank you very much our01:51:42
guest can really see and a01:51:45
new century is dawning for KVN Thank you to the01:51:47
Prime Minister of Russia for being01:51:50
with us and with01:51:54
but to delay Then we have no strength to move on to01:51:58
the numbers So Dear members of the jury n01:52:03
points maximum for01:52:08
today's music competition So please, what are the01:52:13
grades Peter?01:52:17
4 4 all judges 4 points01:52:23
[applause]01:52:26
music competition01:52:30
BSU 5 5 5 4 4 501:52:39
5 music competition KVN team New01:52:44
Armenians 4 5 5 5 5 501:52:51
501:52:53
fans a little quieter and we will find out the01:52:56
average score for the music and the result of the01:52:59
final game for the music competition01:53:01
team Yerevan gets01:53:04
4.8 points Minsk team 4.7 points01:53:08
St. Petersburg 4 points exactly total score of01:53:12
the game St. Petersburg01:53:14
19.3 points Yerevan01:53:18
21.3 points01:53:21
Minsk01:53:25
ball So I want to01:53:28
ask the captain of the Minsk team01:53:33
[applause]01:53:42
Vitaly is the club champion of the01:53:45
1999 season of the year KVN team of the Belarusian01:53:49
State01:53:51
University01:53:53
So,01:53:55
my friends, a new champion has been determined01:53:58
and we say goodbye to01:54:00
you until the new season of the 2000 season and I01:54:06
assure you that in this unique year there is a01:54:09
new quarter of the season Trust me01:54:11
Promises to be also unique Happy New01:54:15
Year Thank you01:54:17
[applause]01:54:21
everyone01:54:23
[ music]01:54:34
again we will wait we will wait we ski01:54:38
patience01:54:39
meeting This means humor means humor will not01:54:44
lower01:54:46
to this means there will be a01:54:50
long-awaited veche veche evening where we01:54:55
again where we will repeat again So we01:54:59
start01:55:00
KVN for what for01:55:03
what so that no one is left in the wound01:55:10
let no one solve all of our problems,01:55:14
do not solve all of our01:55:17
problems, but it will become more joyful for everyone, it will be more fun for01:55:23
everyone, we are starting KVN for what, for01:55:30
what, so that no one is left on the01:55:33
sidelines,01:55:36
let us not solve all of our problems,01:55:40
not solve all of our01:55:43
problems, joy will come for everyone, it01:55:48
will become more fun for01:55:51
everyone01:55:53
[ music]01:55:57
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