Download "ФИТИЛЬ. БОРЬБА С АЛКОГОЛИЗМОМ"

Please wait. We're preparing links for easy ad-free video watching and downloading.

Previous video: Геннадий Хазанов - Визит ветеринара Next video: Фитиль. Киножурнал. Сборник за 1991 год.

https

Мои книги с рассказами о Фитиле - https

Фитиль. Киножурнал. Сборник за 1991 год.

Фитиль. Киножурнал. Сборник за 1991 год.

Channel: living past

Геннадий Хазанов - Визит ветеринара

Геннадий Хазанов - Визит ветеринара

Channel: Геннадий Хазанов

Фитиль. Киножурнал. Сборник за 1963 год.

Фитиль. Киножурнал. Сборник за 1963 год.

Channel: living past

ВЫЗВАЛ ТАКСИ, А ПРИЕХАЛИ....😱 [Красавица и Чудовище] (Выпуск 190)

ВЫЗВАЛ ТАКСИ, А ПРИЕХАЛИ....😱 [Красавица и Чудовище] (Выпуск 190)

Channel: Красавица и Чудовище ОФИЦИАЛЬНЫЙ КАНАЛ

Музыку надо не сочинять, а изобретать!!!

Музыку надо не сочинять, а изобретать!!!

Channel: Merry Man

Сериал Скворцовы 1 сезон 51-63 серии. Жених для подруги

Сериал Скворцовы 1 сезон 51-63 серии. Жених для подруги

Channel: Anna Bavtruk

Геннадий Хазанов и Клара Новикова - Карл у Клары украл кораллы ("Снежная королева", 2003 г.)

Геннадий Хазанов и Клара Новикова - Карл у Клары украл кораллы ("Снежная королева", 2003 г.)

Channel: Геннадий Хазанов

Глубокие родственники. Новогодний фильм с Куравлевым, Васильевой, Богатыревым, Кореневой (1980)

Глубокие родственники. Новогодний фильм с Куравлевым, Васильевой, Богатыревым, Кореневой (1980)

Channel: Советский юмор

Евгений Петросян. Сборник избранных выступлений за 1970-91 годы

Евгений Петросян. Сборник избранных выступлений за 1970-91 годы

Channel: Советский юмор

Похороны Деревянко | Инфоцыгане и Ургант | Пиратство ушло из России [ГРУБЫЕ НОВОСТИ КИНО #106]

Похороны Деревянко | Инфоцыгане и Ургант | Пиратство ушло из России [ГРУБЫЕ НОВОСТИ КИНО #106]

Channel: ГРУБЫЕ НОВОСТИ КИНО [Кинонист]

фитиль

гайдай

кокшенов

пуговкин

невинный

ярмольник

уральский

новиков

сатира

юмор

кино

00:00:04

[applause]

00:00:07

you will remember there, it will be hard on your

00:00:11

nose, agility is not only the norm of life,

00:00:14

sobriety is the law of our life, and

00:00:18

we will not allow anyone to break the laws, dear

00:00:23

posters, posters for good, but this is not enough,

00:00:26

and that the fight against drunkenness has become a real

00:00:30

shock imam on the path of alcohol lovers and

00:00:34

I also personally behaved at night for a minute, an

00:00:38

experimental machine came from the factory

00:00:40

asking to be tested before it was launched into series,

00:00:42

touch, you understood me, everything here is the instruction, the

00:00:47

machine is new somehow without instructions, we

00:00:52

’ll figure it out, well, let’s go, well, what is a machine

00:00:59

like a machine, what is a

00:01:15

new experimental

00:01:31

workshop 7

00:01:34

it

00:01:36

90 minutes here in the instructions about yourself, wait

00:01:41

I'll try try to hold

00:01:45

now move why but move

00:01:49

please I ask you to shake

00:01:53

get out of the car you're talking

00:01:56

new here the car I ask you to

00:01:58

allow everything to watch the instructions

00:02:05

read yes, why read the instructions

00:02:09

but attention fly alcohol in the

00:02:15

driver's blood blocks the ignition system,

00:02:21

this barrier is

00:02:28

right, great idea,

00:02:34

well, who doesn't fry Dasi behaved at night, it wo

00:02:38

n't start for you, for me personally, it will start

00:02:46

[applause]

00:02:55

[music]

00:03:04

so the

00:03:05

conclusions of the commission of drunkenness in the team have

00:03:09

taken on catastrophic proportions over the

00:03:12

past month released defective for 1000 33

00:03:16

rubles 72 kopecks

00:03:18

two people went missing

00:03:21

one fell into a lethargic sleep and well, fell into how to

00:03:28

continue to live now how to live we will

00:03:31

fight against drunkenness Mikhail Mikhalych interfered with the

00:03:35

advance yes, we had Ignatov on vacation in Altai this year and

00:03:37

pour out some- is there a

00:03:39

remedy for Gaulle's ear in the hall or is it necessary

00:03:45

hello zdarova hello show me

00:03:48

please

00:03:56

100 years ago the recipe was taken out of Tibet

00:03:59

lost hands lubricate the sledgehammer

00:04:05

holds any tool

00:04:07

but a glass of alcohol slips out

00:04:12

demonstrates no with you yourself come on come on

00:04:16

by the way I have here cognac

00:04:23

accidentally turned out to be ready water please

00:04:33

so Armenian cognac even discord this is

00:04:49

wonderful well when I try

00:04:51

and you shake hands with

00:04:53

a handshake it is passed on please blinking

00:04:57

thank you mikhal mikhalych so listen this is

00:05:07

just great my dear I

00:05:11

congratulate you you the main thing is nothing can

00:05:13

erase it

00:05:14

as impossible all my life like all my life

00:05:20

this is madness

00:05:28

but

00:05:30

[music]

00:05:33

how can I live now

00:05:42

[applause]

00:05:43

[music] [applause]

00:05:45

[music]

00:05:49

well

00:05:51

well, congratulations thanks for the food

00:05:53

width wedding is always wonderfully

00:05:56

successful Sunday about

00:05:58

thirty people but I have to

00:06:02

warn you comrades the wedding will be without

00:06:05

alcohol, given alcohol, then there is no need for a

00:06:08

glass of champagne, purely symbolically,

00:06:10

you understand the main headquarters, everything was

00:06:12

beautifully solemn, beautiful,

00:06:14

please, solemn and good health,

00:06:16

but without champagne, if you had

00:06:19

a wake, then it’s a different matter in what sense,

00:06:24

directly according to what is customary in our area

00:06:27

decision at weddings,

00:06:29

not a drop at wakes, 150

00:06:33

grams of alcohol are allowed, well, how come Avramenko

00:06:38

all people live 5 times and that the cabinets are

00:06:40

disintegrating with you champagne and wakes happen

00:06:44

once, they drank silently and left, well, we

00:06:49

ask you very much, please, such an

00:06:52

event without congratulations without toasts,

00:06:55

okay, let’s do this, let the wedding be your

00:07:01

wedding,

00:07:02

and according to the invoice, formalize it as a wake

00:07:14

[music]

00:07:21

what are you saying about you

00:07:23

[music]

00:07:27

we agreed for sure, change

00:07:30

something,

00:07:33

dear friends, we have great joy today,

00:07:42

or rather, great sorrow, just yesterday when

00:07:45

you are next to us today can

00:07:49

say you are next to you no create

00:07:52

this is insulting and bitter bitter comrades

00:08:02

[music]

00:08:10

[music] it’s

00:08:23

just a pity that the groom of the night is wearing white

00:08:27

slippers

00:08:29

[music]

00:08:31

say comrade whose victory the groom

00:08:34

reminds comrades and the date he was

00:08:36

buried

00:08:37

not yet buried just saying goodbye

00:08:40

to someone to

00:08:42

the groom she sits on even the blood just like he’s

00:08:48

alive,

00:08:50

it’s for you you’re alive, but according to the invoice,

00:08:54

he’s dead

Description:

Надеюсь, вам понравилось. А если вдруг захотите помочь автору развивать его канал и выпускать новые смешные сборники, то вот номер его карты: Сбербанк - 2202 2006 8763 9235 Большое спасибо! Недавно прочитал просто-таки фантастическую новость – «В Минпромторге до конца года собираются разработать концепцию массовой установки на серийные модели автомобилей алкозамков — приборов блокировки зажигания, которые будут реагировать на пары алкоголя. Устройства будут устанавливать уже при сборке машин. Правда, не исключено, что на их работу могут также влиять пары омывателя стекла, жидкости для полости рта, духи, лосьоны для бритья. Еще водителям перед поездкой рекомендуется не курить, не есть, не пить холодную или горячую воду». Вот такая новость. Поначалу решил – шутка, потому что тридцать с лишним лет назад мы в «Фитиле» вместе с Леонидом Гайдаем такой прибор уже придумали. Но оказалось - не шутка, зарубежные алкотестеры ценой за сто тысяч уже продаются, а наши ООО уже вовсю разрабатывают отечественные аналоги. А раз так - остаётся ждать закона, обязывающего всех нас устанавливать эти штуки в свои машины. За свой, понятно, счет. А потом не курить, не есть и, понятно, не пить даже воду. Так вот, уважаемые товарищи потомки, что я вам скажу. Алкоголиков в то фитилевское время было действительно немало, зато таких идиотов не было точно! Потому к сюжету про автомобильный алкотестер, я добавил еще парочку - на близкую тему. Может еще какие изобретатели найдутся. ---- И вот еще Фитили: Фитили времен перестройки - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh0DAkzb3Vk Фитили Л.Гайдая - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf_DwzOpDXQ Фитиль. Документальные сюжеты - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGswxFx5RvY Фитили Магитона - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsrIJvg177Q Фитили времен начала перестройки - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl872fWZJbA Фитилевский концерт - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hZf7iDYUzk Мои Фитили - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7AFPF34oK8 Эксклюзивное видео 18+ - https://boosty.to/gretch Мои книги с рассказами о Фитиле - https://ridero.ru/books/strana_sploshnykh_gumanitariev/ https://author.today/work/172147 https://www.litres.ru/book/vladimir-sergeevich-grechaninov/puteshestvie-s-mafiey-i-bez-51856298/

Preparing download options

Popular

HD video

Only sound

All

* — If the video is playing in a new tab, go to it, then right-click on the video and select "Save video as..."

** — Link intended for online playback in specialized players

Questions about downloading video

How can I download "ФИТИЛЬ. БОРЬБА С АЛКОГОЛИЗМОМ" video?

http://unidownloader.com/ website is the best way to download a video or a separate audio track if you want to do without installing programs and extensions.
The UDL Helper extension is a convenient button that is seamlessly integrated into YouTube, Instagram and OK.ru sites for fast content download.
UDL Client program (for Windows) is the most powerful solution that supports more than 900 websites, social networks and video hosting sites, as well as any video quality that is available in the source.
UDL Lite is a really convenient way to access a website from your mobile device. With its help, you can easily download videos directly to your smartphone.

Which format of "ФИТИЛЬ. БОРЬБА С АЛКОГОЛИЗМОМ" video should I choose?

The best quality formats are FullHD (1080p), 2K (1440p), 4K (2160p) and 8K (4320p). The higher the resolution of your screen, the higher the video quality should be. However, there are other factors to consider: download speed, amount of free space, and device performance during playback.

Why does my computer freeze when loading a "ФИТИЛЬ. БОРЬБА С АЛКОГОЛИЗМОМ" video?

The browser/computer should not freeze completely! If this happens, please report it with a link to the video. Sometimes videos cannot be downloaded directly in a suitable format, so we have added the ability to convert the file to the desired format. In some cases, this process may actively use computer resources.

How can I download "ФИТИЛЬ. БОРЬБА С АЛКОГОЛИЗМОМ" video to my phone?

You can download a video to your smartphone using the website or the PWA application UDL Lite. It is also possible to send a download link via QR code using the UDL Helper extension.

How can I download an audio track (music) to MP3 "ФИТИЛЬ. БОРЬБА С АЛКОГОЛИЗМОМ"?

The most convenient way is to use the UDL Client program, which supports converting video to MP3 format. In some cases, MP3 can also be downloaded through the UDL Helper extension.

How can I save a frame from a video "ФИТИЛЬ. БОРЬБА С АЛКОГОЛИЗМОМ"?

This feature is available in the UDL Helper extension. Make sure that "Show the video snapshot button" is checked in the settings. A camera icon should appear in the lower right corner of the player to the left of the "Settings" icon. When you click on it, the current frame from the video will be saved to your computer in JPEG format.

What's the price of all this stuff?

It costs nothing. Our services are absolutely free for all users. There are no PRO subscriptions, no restrictions on the number or maximum length of downloaded videos.