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кривое

зеркало

45

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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for God’s sake but

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more beautiful

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[music]

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Dima wants to give out now I’ll start and

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[music] and

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friends we are playing for you in the mirror today and

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legs and I think that we have everything

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components in order to create

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checkpoints of all times and peoples,

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all that remains is to find out in what genre

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we will shoot the film, does anyone have any

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suggestions, please, I have

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a suggestion, let them tell you

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in what genre you would like to see our

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blockbuster,

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these arrows translate to any genre not

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diabetes let's write down comedy 1 on the left

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[music]

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so it turns out to be a

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spy action movie with Indians, cartoons,

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erotica in the genre of melodrama with songs,

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hair and a straitjacket now

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bring it or later can I now we

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will shoot this block of the post he

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will share and why exactly about Stirlitz

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he is my favorite the hero will find himself at night repeating his

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favorite knife where Lilith is a scout

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and since childhood I dreamed of becoming a scout

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they drive Mercedes for years and haven’t seen my wife it’s

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decided we will shoot a detective

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blockbuster about Stirlitz with music

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Indians horror eroticism left to

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distribute the roles mind you I’m the first to say I

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’ll be Stirlitz

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I’ll be between by the way, also smart handsome

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where the year match both went to the music and he

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knocked down his

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nicht wobbler hashtag

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chu that’s exactly why

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Sasha erased the faces I will be and I am the

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baldest and the most cunning among you so I

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will be a muller

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and there will also be a radish

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[music]

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leaf is perfect

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excuse me, it’s bad and so macaroni,

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well, let me understand that you need to work with me in

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the way of a

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work colleague.

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We will sing in this film, go to your

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health,

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Forman, and at least Borman is like a bear for me, if

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only they gave me a class to keep up with the fact that

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we guys have costumes, I found them, try on

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the size guys, come on, let’s be such an

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eccentric

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[applause]

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and that’s it. .

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[applause]

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from whom am

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I Fraulein Barbara there

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will be no mercy understood understood understood

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[applause]

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Mr. God

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hello Schelenberg

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[applause]

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okay end so in this film there are

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a little extra

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rush elenberg

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I’m telling you this like brushes

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[applause]

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them here already Stirlitz goes

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[music]

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[applause]

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Stirlitz walked through Berlin every time

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he left the house a tail appeared behind him

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on the corner of the street roses of Luxembourg aired phrases

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and Stirlitz managed to break away from the tail

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[applause]

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[applause]

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top secret personal matter von

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Stirlitz max

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from that no, that's gross calipers with the

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true party prostrate character Nordic

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hates his workmates but is

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forced to hide it

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quietly it is impossible candidacy for a wife

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approved by the Communist Party of the Soviet Union

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[music]

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nick

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[music]

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something small dose at all they are rushing about

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[music]

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will you I can’t I on work as

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you want

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[music]

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white all be

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afraid of

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beech

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7 times dollars

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and she

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[music]

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enter

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[music]

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Stirlitz sat in front of the Gestapo building

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[applause]

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and thought about what is better than two packs of

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regular powder or the one with lemon flavor I didn’t

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understand oh sorry I took that

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piece of paper I need that's how to say Stirlitz

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sat in front of the Gestapo building and was

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homesick

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[music]

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yes, well in the shadows on

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[music]

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take the day I love I Germany

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although I like their beer and cool

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their cars can be seen

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somewhere far away in in a small garden, my 6

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acres are somewhere in the garage,

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my Cossack is surely rusted, bending down to the

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ground somewhere, that is, my wife

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recently gave birth to a daughter and gave birth to such big ones

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with such big ones en masse

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you leave me

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[music]

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from here

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[music]

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but with you buddy barban you upset

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me Stirlitz

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right under the beach May 6 acres

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disappears

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[music]

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[applause]

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and [applause]

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[music]

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but

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music] the

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elephants flew to the northwest

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[applause]

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the giraffes flew to the southeast

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he has a lolita

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[music]

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married Tsekalo

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[music]

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[applause]

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come on, breathe your feet

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well you can tell me you at

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least sell Slavic to the face I need you

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who the hell am

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I max otto von stirlitz

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anyway- then I’m a Soviet intelligence officer Maxim

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Maksimych

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site Stirlitz I thought did he shake up

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anything unnecessary not just Maksimych no didn’t

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recognize just didn’t recognize you so

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impressive didn’t recognize calmly where is

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the radio operator

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granddaughter pregnant I can

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food for thought

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Matryona Nigmatullina full name of Maria

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Louise de Quasimodo von Trachtenberg

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character suspicious merciless to the

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enemies of the USSR parameters

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ninety-sixty-ninety 183 stop

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hour 8 910 725 4350 round the clock

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departure apartments

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have a girlfriend

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leg being a man is expensive to the essence

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grandmother of the radio operator Kat I don’t need to urgently

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receive a radiogram from the center so don’t

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bother doing this radio Matryona bought from the

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company my Gestapo Sun and I network tariff

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cheerful verma the

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first 10 encryptions are free

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then 2 daughters of the marquise each encryption

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number anti-identifier

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not a single fascist can guess what

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my number is bras encryption accept

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then I

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[music]

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need to

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[applause]

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repulse the return encryption okay musty

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musty

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[ __ ] [ __ ] I'm burning I'm all letting them go

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they'll understand

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[applause]

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[music] I

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beat myself

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[applause]

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[applause]

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I think they're watching us I

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urgently need to leave fingerprints on the

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government communications phone 6

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only teams of pathogens citizen

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herlitz willow year

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I'll definitely try now to distract them no

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take them away it’s better to be detained hell

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detain then if there’s anything for you there

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[applause]

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[music]

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I think I’m singing a song for you to sew

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I no let’s go

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understand this baby is

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so pleasant and guns

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and to me then and himself but

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[music ] to my

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heart

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and jump and look dear to others

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[music]

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[applause]

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article

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[music]

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they would definitely regret that I was born into the world

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and

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[music]

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and [music]

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oh-oh

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I became

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but

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[music]

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[applause]

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well, I’m

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mine the roof over the roofs will decide

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[music]

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I

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[music]

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everything is touristy, morale oh-ly-lyu then

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I want now

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your former supports

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she is from the canvas she is the Gestapo horse racing

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[music]

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[applause]

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and at this time in his office the world of york

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was thinking about the fate of Germany

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bars

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[applause]

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here I am walking, walking on the mouse, of course it

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seems that the feeder of the

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bright May

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hello I’m not in the mood top secret

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agony

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I’ll strike a pose let’s top secret

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personal matter of Karl Ivanovich Muller a

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true Korean a devoted fan of the group

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brilliant

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merciless to fans of the group tattoo

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connections discrediting him

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had but was never seen

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Hitler kaput wanted to say gustan so

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good morning Gruppenführer

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shawl why don’t you all sneak up

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reported look for blue nod

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what do you need apply apply

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apply

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[music]

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[applause]

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don’t tell me where the elefant cafe is

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[ applause]

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games can you tell me where the lifan cafe is for me we are

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that

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information for thought Claudia

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flower she is a miracle in feathers she is a baby sorta

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she is a tremulous doe cooing with faces

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character erotic true turkey

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mercilessly with a hangover connections in discrediting

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her noticed constantly repeatedly

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what she does in no one knows this film

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[applause]

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find out clear the problems

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on the VAZ referral

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[applause]

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both of me who came up with this joke

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today have already been shot Gruppenführer has already been shot

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even though I’m further according to the script before

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ours they caught a

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Russian radio operator leading here time

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[music]

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[applause ]

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you should take off your jacket, citizen boss

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[applause]

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treat the lady with a match

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[applause]

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we don’t smoke here and that you will arrest me

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for lighting a cigarette

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[applause]

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he still can’t get away from the bank anyway, he ca

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n’t get away from where the soloists are

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your fingerprints and you catch my hand by the

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elbows until I’m shameful, what about mine, let’s say

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nothing and tell us everything,

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I’ll tell you, you’re splitting up because everyone

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in the Gestapo

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is split and who is the Gestapo

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son, but

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now you’ll find out

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[music]

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and tell all the agents to be

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resident spies, let them be lead to the walls of

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g-1, we will be affectionately met, fed, and when we

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see the question, we are all secrets.

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we are the main

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guys but we are not and the brother of the Gestapo we

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have been working for a long time he is straight and sewing and Chris

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now now

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sometimes he makes a movie about the

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work

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[music]

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father let's all let's put everything in your

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hands

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[music]

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release

00:25:43

[music]

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[applause]

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scaramouche 0 you our captain

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inhabit

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[music]

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this is

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[music]

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read

00:26:07

[music]

00:26:08

how

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[music]

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Tess says there

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okay, now I understand who we are I

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understand idiots you are

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so offended

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then we will torture you until you

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repent and we have everything split

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shatter I Hitler split

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be it now

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so we tried and narrow 3 arugula

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split I'm a blockhead

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so don't come here the most

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sophisticated Putin their affairs colossus only

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on our portal our karma is

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top secret

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Vyacheslav Borman aka Bugor aka

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Kapitoshka

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aka the microbe is merciless in

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food, an excellent athlete, a champion of Berlin

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in eating doshirak, very modest in love,

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shy in mortal combat,

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merciless towards old women, isn’t

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that so, my friend, I ask you to take care of

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our

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ward, use all means, but

00:28:55

you are torturing

00:28:56

her with the name of the president, good luck to you

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[music]

00:29:04

come with me and wait Let's go,

00:29:10

we regretted that it was the light of the moon, but we still won't

00:29:12

learn anything, you won't teach us, you won't

00:29:14

achieve anything because our best agent,

00:29:16

Professor Pleischner, is already carrying the encryption, he's the

00:29:19

smartest, the most worthy, you wo

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n't catch him anywhere, fascists, descendants,

00:29:25

districts

00:29:28

[music]

00:29:32

payment guarantee,

00:29:35

districts

00:29:38

[music]

00:29:45

[applause]

00:29:51

professor glue

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went to the safe house at the address

00:29:56

that gave the

00:29:59

air of freedom intoxicated Pleischner and

00:30:03

[music]

00:30:07

[applause]

00:30:08

[music] guy na nara

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nara

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nyagan no no no no rub I'm walking through Berlin there

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are no barriers for me I'm a free man

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Tamura

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everyone is laughing the girls are saying hello which

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means this one did

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n’t jump out of the window I’m not a

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city in

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May

00:30:59

ai no no no

00:31:01

Andorra lifeline

00:31:04

for us

00:31:05

[music]

00:31:12

food for thought Professor

00:31:15

Pleischner

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aka a botanist aka a burdock character

00:31:21

absent with enemies sociable

00:31:25

currently going to the apple

00:31:28

apartment

00:31:33

and in the wrong direction sorry 10 flower

00:31:42

street people and he also builds like this

00:31:50

[music]

00:31:55

[applause] [

00:31:56

music]

00:31:57

[applause]

00:31:59

[music]

00:32:04

forgive me just don’t tell me how to get through

00:32:08

his flower street and you won’t tell me

00:32:11

how to get through Switzerland

00:32:13

and you who am I Pastor Schlag and who am

00:32:20

I Pleischner coat

00:32:24

[applause]

00:32:32

[music]

00:32:34

[applause]

00:32:40

[music]

00:32:54

hey you four

00:33:00

can you tell me where the elefant cafe is

00:33:04

not local then you can’t

00:33:23

tell me where the third street of

00:33:24

builders

00:33:27

is there why are

00:33:31

you lost son we are seeing off

00:33:34

the hollow me Have you seen in Berlin, son, they

00:33:46

don’t always go to the bathhouse

00:33:52

[music]

00:33:54

and I’m on you, mother,

00:33:57

doing your job, irony of fate, or

00:34:00

thirty years later and filming in the fifth

00:34:02

pavilion opposite,

00:34:04

and so here comes a German Spitz

00:34:10

[music]

00:34:29

[applause]

00:34:35

[music]

00:34:55

she is many

00:34:58

[applause]

00:35:00

[music]

00:35:06

Kashirin [music]

00:35:18

[applause]

00:35:29

like

00:35:32

[applause] did

00:35:34

you happen to see a

00:35:38

suspicious type here poly who has a hat and

00:35:42

glasses

00:35:45

no professor flash bunk I don't know

00:35:48

[music]

00:35:54

when can a

00:35:57

suspicious type pass here the skill of a

00:36:00

pastor Schlag I don’t know either, and the man with the

00:36:06

bath broom didn’t pass by here either,

00:36:10

but I don’t need it, didn’t come,

00:36:17

brooches, fights,

00:36:19

you’re all under arrest, wait, son,

00:36:23

let’s smoke a pipe of peace, let’s better

00:36:29

smoke mine

00:36:34

[music] there was a

00:36:41

cigarette case in this case and there were 5 cigarettes,

00:36:45

one of them was with poison

00:36:49

[applause]

00:36:50

[music]

00:36:52

[applause]

00:36:55

what kind of poison

00:36:57

[music]

00:36:59

manufacturers association

00:37:02

how do we find out who has a poisoned

00:37:04

cigarette who has a poisoned cigarette

00:37:07

first starts coughing then dances

00:37:09

then the children eventually drops

00:37:11

dead

00:37:15

[music]

00:37:20

but aa

00:37:28

Marina [music]

00:37:30

and mine

00:37:34

we will send

00:37:35

these but I don’t want to play your 100

00:37:41

I want to play Batman

00:37:45

and putting on a mask ears a black cloak all

00:37:49

night through the summer air

00:37:52

my Italian grandmother then the second Armenian grandmother

00:38:00

dreamed that I would sing like celentano and

00:38:03

dance

00:38:07

and then rock

00:38:11

and the sea but

00:38:15

[music] a

00:38:16

wreath

00:38:19

and mom

00:38:24

and mom

00:38:29

[applause] it’s

00:38:30

over the wall

00:38:36

[applause]

00:38:41

eugene son so is the price written they took

00:38:45

the log I suggest taking the scalp

00:38:54

[music]

00:39:03

[music]

00:39:16

so the Russian pianist has been caught, all that

00:39:20

remains is to figure out

00:39:22

the name of the resident I think you’re

00:39:26

saying that Stalin where Comrade Stalin

00:39:32

ordered the bombing of Berlin

00:39:34

I was already thinking seriously on

00:39:39

we will strengthen the planting that you are

00:39:42

sniffing everything out, tracking it down as if it’s not

00:39:45

a shame that you need Stirlitz crawling along the

00:39:49

corridor along which corridor is

00:39:55

Stirlitz crawling along our corridor and where is

00:40:00

it crawling

00:40:01

[music]

00:40:19

Yokarny Goering and also we are fighting for the title of the

00:40:24

Reich of high culture of everyday life

00:40:27

Stirlitz throw and your things

00:40:35

Stirlitz throw your things I still

00:40:38

won’t give you a day off already my Stirlitz your

00:40:43

new clothes we have that Halloween

00:40:46

yesterday was Airborne Day

00:40:55

they celebrated the squirrels he took a swim the

00:40:58

panda is not in the park named after they are moving

00:41:03

knocked down on market oh change

00:41:06

hold up I realized probably the

00:41:13

activity itself participate participate why I

00:41:17

collected and the same don’t participate why he

00:41:20

asked his

00:41:21

teeth a very suspicious

00:41:24

type speaks and at every convenient meeting Muller

00:41:29

tried to crack Stirlitz the nut of knowledge is

00:41:35

hard

00:41:36

but still we are not used to retreating it

00:41:39

will help us to crack it big basement

00:41:42

I want to know everything

00:41:47

cup b and open thanks buddy

00:41:52

that's what I see blowing

00:41:54

[music]

00:41:57

inhalation of demonic leg clothes temptations

00:42:02

you want a cigar

00:42:05

thank you I smoke cigarettes friend did I

00:42:10

shake something too much

00:42:12

again I thought stermy I need to get ready to

00:42:17

wipe off

00:42:18

I've been wanting to ask you for a long time

00:42:23

soak or boil Stirlitz

00:42:27

has never been closer to failure cups of faces

00:42:32

on the lid under Stirlitz for rolling cucumbers

00:42:37

for the winter

00:42:39

herlitz in the gut Bart Stirlitz plumbing

00:42:44

in the house will always be useful to you the end

00:42:51

[music]

00:42:55

you are finished there there is no top floor term

00:42:58

because Stirlitz I know our present

00:43:00

and the world of Stirlitz

00:43:02

Stirlitz you are not Stirlitz we are waiting for your

00:43:08

real name not Otto von Stirlitz we are waiting for

00:43:11

your real name Stern and Stas Piekha a

00:43:22

new pancake compared

00:43:26

and how will you prove Stirlitz that you are not

00:43:29

Stas Piekha

00:43:36

leafing through I'll show you how to

00:43:39

hold a Kalashnikov I'm cool with the

00:43:43

name Stirlitz

00:43:46

isn't it not you once like beer ice

00:43:49

water I am the power of a cool guy

00:43:53

named Stirlitz

00:43:54

[music]

00:43:56

but they soar that I always fashion

00:44:01

to know I dream of Hitler while the

00:44:05

super knows how wild and here is the way to me

00:44:10

I go to the beats

00:44:13

understand Stirlitz

00:44:22

[applause]

00:44:27

they say that he is always on fire,

00:44:31

he is Maxim Maksimych, a cool guy, a

00:44:35

super guy,

00:44:40

he is a cool prince named Stirlitz

00:44:45

[music]

00:44:47

[applause]

00:44:58

stirlitz is burning, I know for sure that you are not Stas

00:45:03

Piekha,

00:45:06

Dima Bilan, I’m kidding,

00:45:10

I’m kidding, but that’s the thing that turns out, the

00:45:17

thing that turns out is interesting, Stirlitz, and

00:45:22

these fingers

00:45:24

we found a Russian radio operator in the bathroom,

00:45:32

but these violated the

00:45:35

body because it’s

00:45:41

impossible to say, I only touched her by the walkie-talkie

00:45:45

[applause]

00:45:49

from you, you caught

00:45:51

Stirlitz, you’re eating, think about the answer

00:45:55

to my question, and in the meantime I’ll go to an urgent

00:46:00

meeting

00:46:01

with the Fuhrer before meeting in a few

00:46:05

minutes

00:46:11

and at this time in Hitler’s bunker there was an

00:46:14

emergency meeting

00:46:17

what should we do we are surrounded by you bomber

00:46:22

poison

00:46:37

I trust my skin ru

00:46:39

he’s smart he’ll save us well where is he the Fuhrer

00:46:43

when will he come

00:46:49

[music]

00:46:56

when

00:46:57

[music]

00:47:07

[applause ]

00:47:11

[music]

00:47:12

[applause]

00:47:21

again there he is, two at a time, according to her feet

00:47:26

there, my finger burger,

00:47:31

why am

00:47:33

I saying something bad all around

00:47:35

that is 6 each and

00:47:42

let me pasha

00:47:45

so who is not plus but trembling

00:47:52

but inside me

00:47:56

if only

00:47:59

[music]

00:48:02

I will rightfully

00:48:06

confirm to you

00:48:08

[music]

00:48:09

[applause]

00:48:16

top secret the Fuhrer, aka the godfather,

00:48:22

aka the cheerful milkman,

00:48:24

aka Frost the Red Nose, is

00:48:27

fluent in kung fu, jiu-jitsu and

00:48:30

playing the balalaika, moderate character with

00:48:34

gusts of up to 15 swear words per second, a

00:48:39

good family man wife's candidacy

00:48:42

was approved by fellow workers with and

00:48:45

invoices

00:49:07

[applause]

00:49:16

seasoned

00:49:19

mattiro Russians are already in Germany, how come

00:49:24

we are giving them Schengen

00:49:29

visas

00:49:31

[applause]

00:49:35

I hear Moscow is gradually expanding,

00:49:40

but I understand Zhulebino

00:49:43

but Novokosino, well, already Butovo

00:49:49

but not to Berlin

00:50:01

what proposals will there be, but there is

00:50:04

a proposal around, let’s go to the sauna and the

00:50:07

pilot when to get out of this situation and

00:50:12

that one of us is in the basement position,

00:50:25

that the stepmother

00:50:34

[music]

00:50:35

and knock on the plug and vice versa.

00:50:42

herd gen match we can only be saved by a

00:50:53

miracle miracle I understand if an

00:50:58

Indian appeared in our bunker

00:50:59

that would be a miracle

00:51:15

[applause]

00:51:22

not Pascal is always an infidel lifan

00:51:27

who is it do

00:51:29

n’t pay attention Ferrer she

00:51:32

constantly appears in various

00:51:34

episodes a harmless old woman from the Apache tribe let’s

00:51:44

continue so what do the Russians want?

00:51:48

whispered that this is such a capitulation,

00:52:06

this means that all of you will be and I

00:52:13

have not seen the word in the German language and this

00:52:19

Russian word

00:52:22

means nothing, but

00:52:26

let’s look in the Russian-German

00:52:29

explanatory dictionary,

00:52:31

look, brother, sharp eye, I

00:52:35

just found the word means more It can be

00:52:43

simple, but there are waves and

00:52:47

[applause]

00:52:56

you will be full

00:53:02

what should we do? Come on, son, let’s smoke a

00:53:07

pipe of peace on the road; smell

00:53:12

better;

00:53:21

pass on the lessons to your brothers.

00:53:25

[applause]

00:53:36

[applause]

00:53:39

[music]

00:53:55

kind of strange

00:53:59

and in the end both

00:54:11

and the

00:54:20

dream is to visit Moscow

00:54:24

we sit down and visit gives

00:54:29

[music]

00:54:36

grin further these here

00:54:41

and they have a taxi

00:54:45

cleaning folders you

00:54:50

need a mask you will

00:54:54

get to

00:54:58

10 square meters

00:55:04

daring aufiderzein

00:55:09

alles kaput I don't want to blow I

00:55:20

hey boss sausage we have from from time I don't

00:55:25

surrender. football

00:55:35

[applause]

00:55:44

[music]

00:55:51

[applause]

00:55:56

Stirlitz heating buddy, come out,

00:56:01

come out, well, will you sing me

00:56:08

your old song about hares again,

00:56:16

what are you, buddy Miller, about hares,

00:56:19

this is not relevant

00:56:22

[music]

00:56:33

covered with fingers, absolutely the entire

00:56:36

suitcase with and a Gestapo walkie-talkie ride I need

00:56:39

to try to find an alibi,

00:56:41

Julier will break off, he will tell me, I’m sorry, the

00:56:44

unfortunate grandmother, damn her

00:56:47

newbie, then the edge inside, wait, fingers to that

00:56:50

walkie-talkie, I sent the menu, give us back

00:56:53

the analysis, the candle didn’t hold for the women 1

00:56:56

hair at night, from night until dawn,

00:56:58

unlucky friction savages cry

00:57:00

and sob poor and curse trouble cabinet from

00:57:04

45 tsigel

00:57:09

[music]

00:57:24

[applause]

00:57:35

for good Stirlitz, I understand you

00:57:41

agree to answer my main question

00:57:45

yes then the question

00:57:51

[music]

00:57:56

so Stirlitz

00:57:58

attention question where did your camel

00:58:02

prints come from out of nowhere I am a

00:58:10

Soviet intelligence officer and d went screw the

00:58:13

fascist face 50 to 50

00:58:21

dear computer please remove

00:58:24

two wrong answers not 3

00:58:28

wrong answers but great Stirlitz you are

00:58:33

left with the option I am Soviet intelligence officers

00:58:38

what will he say you

00:58:41

can call a friend just who collect

00:58:45

yours Alexei Eustace call Alex Alex

00:58:54

serve Alex you are worried about the Möller

00:59:01

from Berlin Stirlitz please help me

00:59:05

answer the question you have 30 seconds

00:59:11

[applause]

00:59:12

Maksimki well how hard it’s very hard

00:59:18

comrade Alex they’re surrounded on all sides

00:59:21

the main thing is don’t admit to anything

00:59:24

learned those cover and so Goerlitz time is

00:59:29

up

00:59:30

your answer

00:59:35

I’m collecting money and leaving

00:59:45

[music]

00:59:50

time got out of it again,

00:59:53

well, dear TV viewers, we

00:59:55

will meet with you exactly in a week.

00:59:57

I was with you, I’m a Julier and my program on how to

01:00:01

become a millionaire

01:00:04

[music]

01:00:09

[applause]

01:00:14

[music]

01:00:16

and at this time in the dungeons of the Gestapo they

01:00:20

tortured a Russian radio operator for the third hour q

01:00:25

[applause]

01:00:28

but eurostroy

01:00:38

nepara

01:00:40

hello say

01:00:44

and don’t hide anything

01:00:47

[music]

01:00:52

otherwise I can forgive you wu mako good bye may love

01:01:05

good po

01:01:09

and I told you everything

01:01:12

and

01:01:13

I will remember how happy it is to be

01:01:20

and

01:01:22

goodbye man

01:01:28

I love you so much

01:01:31

[music]

01:01:33

I want to hurry up zagma

01:01:36

Aditya Venus in

01:01:39

[music]

01:01:44

[applause]

01:01:51

say I wo

01:02:02

n’t say

01:02:05

but you try

01:02:10

from and try me I’ll try I’ll try you

01:02:16

for so I’ll try you that you

01:02:19

’ll try

01:02:21

attempt is not torture you try and I’ll

01:02:23

try to get out

01:02:27

I’ll try and under torture everyone falls out

01:02:32

try try I'll try

01:02:34

try under torture not to

01:02:36

back down and I'll try to try pop

01:02:40

along the way we would you toil not you traveling

01:02:42

my

01:02:44

[applause]

01:02:47

two Gestapo officers tried tortured tortured

01:02:50

tortured tortured yes and tried

01:02:52

and I'll try with a quick

01:02:55

attack well tell

01:02:58

me about attempts about what about attempts

01:03:00

when trying about attempts about attempts your own

01:03:08

[applause]

01:03:17

Barbara what will we do we will confuse

01:03:22

what if I’m not worth it then maybe it’s

01:03:27

necessary not to be allowed and at least

01:03:32

try this for the

01:03:35

first and last time I’m asking the

01:03:38

resident’s name sister name I went through 3 divorces on

01:03:49

Black Tuesday

01:03:51

since 1998, an anti-alcohol campaign

01:03:56

for 30 years on one pension, I live with this,

01:04:00

you want to intimidate

01:04:04

[music]

01:04:06

then maybe let her listen

01:04:10

if Sergei Zverev

01:04:14

[applause]

01:04:17

you mean we’re not animals,

01:04:22

so what should we do I know bring

01:04:27

the child

01:04:28

[music]

01:04:35

[applause]

01:04:37

[music]

01:04:41

if you keep him in the cold, he

01:04:44

will catch a cold and get sick, toughen them up, pay

01:04:51

attention, since the next scene may

01:04:53

contain elements of cruelty, we ask

01:04:56

pregnant women, nursing

01:04:59

chewers, and people who have never seen

01:05:02

how an adult artist undresses and changes his clothes to close their eyes

01:05:05

babies, I’ll say everything, we don’t say

01:05:16

anything, it doesn’t matter to them 1st margin

01:05:21

Matryona recognized this baby a couple of years

01:05:25

ago, Major Whirlwind, also a Soviet intelligence officer, took off in Berlin and I do

01:05:33

n’t look at the Jadwigs, a couple of coded messages in a

01:05:37

rented apartment,

01:05:38

after 9 months, Matryona gave birth to a

01:05:42

boy spy

01:05:45

[applause ]

01:05:49

[music]

01:05:51

I’m mom

01:05:53

[music]

01:06:09

[music]

01:06:12

tell me about dad roll out your folder

01:06:16

major mister then I’m doing the body, look for it, fistula

01:06:18

it now 5

01:06:22

[music]

01:06:28

part 11 of the same we will undress

01:06:37

the barbarian it seems I can answer

01:06:39

this question for you have been in the lower floor of our

01:06:43

basement and a wonderful room you

01:06:47

will like

01:06:50

[music]

01:06:52

[applause]

01:06:59

[music]

01:07:21

Stirlitz didn’t notice how he ended up in the

01:07:24

elefant and herlitz cafe often came into this

01:08:11

basement only here they sold fresh

01:08:15

beer old megger Moscow team you

01:08:18

didn’t suit him here in this zucchini

01:08:21

meeting with his wife muskrat Fuhrer

01:08:25

your coffee is simple

01:08:30

and compote when the name of the thing is like compote

01:08:37

tell me where your wife will sit

01:08:41

opposite in this cafe all the spies

01:08:47

met their wives once every ten years

01:08:50

today is such a recession day who ordered in

01:08:55

March the rice mixed with vodka but not

01:08:57

shaken

01:09:02

what are you doing here format my name is

01:09:06

bond james bond it

01:09:14

seems to me you are too much smash

01:09:20

[music]

01:09:24

[applause]

01:09:32

[music]

01:09:42

sorry we haven’t met anywhere before

01:09:46

that’s idiotic your folder

01:09:50

was finally found

01:09:53

sorry the

01:09:58

cognac and the stretcher don’t mix didn’t get up

01:10:02

there for the kids plant for a woman cognac 3 don’t

01:10:07

confuse the culture

01:10:10

something they wanted to say standard fury it

01:10:13

would be nice to have game

01:10:20

[applause] [music]

01:10:21

[applause] through

01:10:24

the eyes of our Lord notice another

01:10:28

sunny Moscow a

01:10:29

song sounds

01:10:33

[music]

01:10:38

carried away 2

01:10:42

have and fight

01:10:45

[music]

01:10:47

if you please the fields of

01:10:49

Liskov once to go to the tank and at the same time the

01:10:58

money of the country's debt

01:11:06

[music]

01:11:23

for

01:11:24

[applause]

01:11:37

[music]

01:11:43

[applause]

01:11:53

[music]

01:12:00

Stirlitz listened to this melody 18 times alone and was

01:12:04

already tired of

01:12:08

thank you very much for and gentlemen, our orchestra

01:12:12

finished its work and Fedor Zay

01:12:15

[music]

01:12:32

and

01:12:34

[music]

01:12:35

[applause]

01:12:45

Stirlitz hasn’t seen his wife for many years, he has already

01:12:49

forgotten what she looks like

01:12:51

[music]

01:12:56

[applause]

01:13:09

[music]

01:13:13

finally I found every sheet for you

01:13:21

here’s how [music]

01:13:49

[music]

01:13:56

[music]

01:14:07

Why are you staring at me Fritz thought and

01:14:11

my little flower how she has aged over the

01:14:16

years I thought that she hasn’t aged at all

01:14:21

I thought little flower I’ve always been like this and

01:14:25

what is she wearing and now this is what

01:14:31

10 years without a man means

01:14:35

I thought sting Well about 10 years you

01:14:39

bent it I thought a flower

01:14:43

somewhere, I saw her, I

01:14:45

thought Muller, yes, I saw you all there, I

01:14:50

thought a flower, these thongs are also too tight, I

01:14:55

thought fold, but I don’t feel too tight, I

01:15:02

thought fingers,

01:15:05

I also thought a calendar,

01:15:10

I’m the only normal one here, I thought Muller, and

01:15:15

adjusted the bikini under his shirt, now I’d

01:15:21

think beer 1 baby and even a

01:15:29

stepchild would have thought 2 baby I’ll

01:15:34

think for you thought matryona enough thoughts

01:15:38

to read telepath not drift son I’m not your

01:15:44

wife

01:15:45

thank God 200 grams of fire water and

01:15:51

matches for you in the toilet 1 and follow me [

01:15:56

music]

01:16:01

[applause]

01:16:02

[music]

01:16:07

[applause]

01:16:12

I’m my wife

01:16:15

[music]

01:16:17

[applause]

01:16:19

[music]

01:16:30

[music]

01:16:35

how she’s gained weight over the years I thought she didn’t

01:16:40

gain any weight I thought Frau von

01:16:43

Bukin Schwach no no this is my replica lavash

01:16:48

has become ours

01:16:49

[music]

01:16:51

[applause]

01:16:54

[music ]

01:17:23

[applause]

01:17:24

[music]

01:17:25

but where is my wife

01:17:31

[music]

01:17:54

[applause]

01:17:58

[music]

01:17:59

[applause]

01:18:01

[music]

01:19:06

not

01:19:11

[music]

01:19:19

not

01:19:22

[music]

01:20:05

[music]

01:20:14

[applause] [music]

01:21:05

but this is too much

01:21:10

attention

01:21:12

time has expired next session

01:21:15

in 10 years

01:21:18

[applause]

01:21:20

Lena I said go home your time has

01:21:31

expired

01:21:34

[music]

01:21:46

increased love from memory magic of sleep

01:21:53

aven trace of you I go once in 10 years

01:22:00

honey with

01:22:02

[music]

01:22:04

and

01:22:05

now

01:22:06

everyone

01:22:07

and you didn’t call me grow up Duvall from work I

01:22:13

can’t

01:22:14

mask survival, but they can and once the

01:22:19

bark

01:22:21

richie

01:22:23

and all alone,

01:22:24

although I’m still your wife, everyone’s husbands at

01:22:30

home

01:22:31

oh, they’re always in a hurry, but I’m tired

01:22:37

hd

01:22:39

even though I can’t

01:22:40

[music]

01:22:46

go home how hard it is to rub in the mark with

01:22:50

your wife and there is

01:22:53

always

01:22:57

only one paper to meet, let

01:23:00

's go

01:23:07

daughter, don't bite him,

01:23:10

and you shook him

01:23:12

100, I'm sorry, he just wants to really need you,

01:23:19

believe my words,

01:23:23

I'm so sad, but this is my profession,

01:23:29

I myself want to go away as soon as possible, but I have to

01:23:36

kind of like the sky,

01:23:40

you see him,

01:23:42

you have to forget him

01:23:44

[music]

01:23:45

you owe only one,

01:23:49

like

01:23:56

both, there

01:24:00

must be a size

01:24:04

and one he must know no peace, never knew

01:24:09

to live loving

01:24:13

one now

01:24:18

rock

01:24:20

people [music]

01:24:46

[applause]

01:24:50

[music]

01:24:53

love I will wait for you I will definitely

01:24:58

return dear to Moscow after the May

01:25:01

holidays

01:25:14

[applause]

01:25:36

[music]

01:25:40

weeks

01:25:42

when everything was over when important

01:25:46

information was delivered to the

01:25:49

Alex center when the radio operator was saved the

01:25:56

meeting with his wife went unnoticed

01:26:00

[music]

01:26:04

Stirlitz could already relax he fell asleep in the

01:26:08

car show more

01:26:13

45 everything was still ahead had

01:26:21

not yet flown into space Yuri Alekseevich

01:26:25

Gagarin has not yet been eliminated from the

01:26:30

World Cup our team has

01:26:36

not yet released its first album

01:26:39

the great singer glucose not the world has not yet

01:26:45

found out who Ksenia Sobchak is

01:26:49

[music]

01:26:57

[applause]

01:26:58

the public is not yet aware of the

01:27:01

relationship with Anastasia Zavaratnyuk’s husband

01:27:05

and The Abramovich who

01:27:11

could buy Chelsea and other essentials was not yet born, it

01:27:20

was still ahead

01:27:24

in 15 minutes Stirlitz will wake up and

01:27:30

go to Berlin,

01:27:34

he still has a lot of important things to do, but this is a

01:27:39

different movie,

01:27:41

and Stirlitz doesn’t even think you’ll understand

01:27:51

the secret of the success

01:27:53

of many years,

01:27:55

because he has been living in our hearts for a long time

01:27:59

from the first moment to the settlements he

01:28:05

is cool

01:28:06

he is good just God with

01:28:10

his mind he is used to fighting with the enemy and the

01:28:15

magnesium was taken away by the Makski uni-ball

01:28:19

we love and I will

01:28:22

dare with my foot all the films about spies the success awaits

01:28:28

James Bond in this case he was able to

01:28:31

become famous a4 he cool he is the coolest

01:28:37

and coolest of all maliki he will remain will

01:28:46

remain left here

01:28:50

[music]

01:28:55

[applause]

01:28:58

[music]

01:29:04

[applause]

01:29:09

[music]

01:29:16

[music]

01:29:23

carel and we carry

01:29:26

[music]

01:29:30

[applause]

01:29:31

[music]

01:29:34

[applause]

01:29:36

[music ]

01:29:38

[applause]

01:29:39

[music]

01:29:43

[applause]

01:29:46

[music]

01:29:48

skiba where

01:29:49

[music]

01:29:50

[applause]

01:29:51

[music]

01:30:09

Elena Stepanenko

01:30:14

[music]

01:30:33

Mikhail hear

01:30:35

[music]

01:30:37

[applause]

01:30:40

no

01:30:44

[applause]

01:30:45

but [music]

01:30:49

Mikhail

01:30:51

call

01:30:52

[music]

01:30:55

[applause]

01:30:57

[music]

01:31:14

let me introduce you to the

01:31:16

autorun

01:31:21

[music]

01:31:28

[applause] [music]

01:31:46

well

01:31:49

[music]

01:31:56

credit

01:31:57

[music]

01:32:02

[applause]

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