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nearly any Weapon It's properly used00:00:29
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what up everybody what up everybody you00:00:44
know what I'm saying another episode of00:00:47
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it's a live chat you know what I'm00:00:51
saying we go live on YouTube and all the00:00:53
good stuff you know how it is you know00:00:55
how I do baby and I got my shirt Miles00:00:58
Davis y'all ain't ready for that woo you00:01:01
ain't ready for that Beast of a t-shirt00:01:03
right there Beast of a t-shirt ah we got00:01:06
a fly in here there's a fly if you see a00:01:08
fly it's it hey beautiful day today New00:01:11
York was man New York was [ __ ]00:01:13
perfect today it was 75 probably 7700:01:17
today it was so nice out today it was so00:01:20
nice that you could wear a light jacket00:01:23
and wear a T-shirt and be just fine it00:01:25
was that [ __ ] dope today unbelievable00:01:29
we got a Keem Woods in the building we00:01:31
got a Keem Woods in the building he got00:01:34
his come out t-shirt for all you00:01:36
closeted guge he's he's telling you00:01:39
[ __ ] that are hiding he's00:01:41
telling you he's already out he's00:01:44
telling y'all stop00:01:46
bullshitting get your moist booty ass on00:01:49
out open the closet kick it out yo he's00:01:54
I love that he has come out come out00:01:57
come out wherever you are come on butts00:02:01
come on now it's almost June it's almost00:02:03
June the gay isn't that gay pride month00:02:06
yeah we get a we get a big month a whole00:02:08
month and it's hot out yeah you do got a00:02:11
hot month he got to see that's the shirt00:02:13
I think you should show no no stand up00:02:15
and [ __ ] that stand up let them know or00:02:17
something let them show come on out all00:02:19
you download [ __ ] that's the00:02:22
problem I got is the download cats that00:02:25
be on that [ __ ] double dipping and00:02:26
[ __ ] you double dipping ass nasty ass00:02:29
bastards I don't like that [ __ ] I00:02:31
respect the people that come out and00:02:33
express themselves that is and in this00:02:36
day and age why are you hiding yeah it's00:02:38
2024 why are you hiding stop hiding yeah00:02:43
hey even in 1924 they still had like gay00:02:46
like oh yeah we was definitely still gay00:02:48
they said they had gay uh uh clubs and00:02:51
all kind of [ __ ] like 2024 that's the00:02:54
only thing I don't like is the sneaky00:02:56
[ __ ] I go I don't like the sneaky [ __ ] I00:02:59
respect men and women that are like this00:03:01
is me women it's easier though it's00:03:03
always easier for women for men it's00:03:06
like it's like it seem because of malale00:03:08
dominated society and the way like men00:03:11
say no gays damn it well yeah well also00:03:14
because the stigma is gay is considered00:03:16
weaker cuz people just assume our gay00:03:18
people running around in dresses dancing00:03:20
and and well it's funny too because you00:03:24
guys take on different roles sometimes00:03:26
the women turn into kind of manly and00:03:29
you guys turn into the women but then00:03:31
you got the feminine gays yeah the women00:03:34
that you think I've been I got tricked00:03:36
by a lesbian though one time you [ __ ]00:03:37
tricked me man [ __ ] her I was when I was00:03:41
going to um Holland doing Dutch comedy00:03:43
like this like four years ago and I she00:03:46
kept in touch with me online and she was00:03:48
making it like she was heterosexual I00:03:50
was thinking oh [ __ ] she was fly I was00:03:53
like okay cool you know I said I'm going00:03:54
to be in Holland da da da da my Show's00:03:57
going to be in Amsterdam she's like yeah00:03:59
okay cool and I saw no signs of her00:04:03
being a lesbian none I checked her you00:04:05
know checked her account see if she got00:04:06
a girlfriend she she got a boyfriend I00:04:08
said oh cool she's single bet man does00:04:11
she [ __ ] trick me man I get there I'm00:04:13
thinking yeah she's there and then she's00:04:16
like oh this is my girlfriend I said you00:04:19
[ __ ] [ __ ] God damn it I'm like I like00:04:22
I don't mind but at least like why you00:04:24
tricked me he was like the way we were00:04:26
talking I'm thinking yes I'm about to00:04:28
some people some people like the00:04:29
attention yeah and and I and listen and00:04:33
listen I know you know people love to00:04:36
misquote me yeah you know I don't know00:04:38
if you was here when I did um the joke00:04:41
about I talked about why heavy set black00:04:45
women get the Oscars all the time yeah I00:04:49
I and this girl goes she literally00:04:51
misconstrued what I said I don't hate00:04:54
heavy set black women my mother gained00:04:56
weight I have relatives I know black00:04:59
women who are you know not lean they're00:05:03
thicker than other but she didn't00:05:05
understand what I was saying about the00:05:07
stereotypes in Hollywood yeah there00:05:10
there's a book written on it I'll say it00:05:12
again mammies Coons bucks and mad you00:05:15
know the stereotypes in Hol in film in00:05:17
film since the early 1900s and [ __ ] like00:05:20
that well like 1930s 40s and I just said00:05:24
it's just the same pattern every time I00:05:26
see that pattern yeah because they skip00:05:28
Angela Basset who's in great shape who00:05:31
looks amazing who's a St and then they00:05:33
they snub her but then the girl that won00:05:36
I'm like good for her I didn't see the00:05:38
movie The holdovers I didn't know I00:05:40
didn't see it but I love Paul Giamatti00:05:43
but they also give movie they also give00:05:44
Oscars in those movies to certain types00:05:46
of movies they always give like like00:05:49
when we play slaves and we do this like00:05:50
they always if we're always the helper00:05:53
to a white person that you know whenever00:05:55
we're taking care or giving good advice00:05:58
yeah yeah we're you know it's like it's00:06:00
like the okay in this book Miami Coons00:06:03
bucks mados there is the Uncle Remis00:06:07
syndrome they call it Uncle Remis was a00:06:09
character in he's the one that's saying00:06:12
zipity zip is that the guy I think that00:06:14
was the old black man Uncle Ras it was a00:06:17
Disney uh thing zip was that zip was it00:06:20
the bear no Bear Necessities there was00:06:22
Bear Necessities that's the Jungle Book00:06:25
right Jungle Book yeah but then there's00:06:26
the old black dude who sing saying00:06:29
Zippity dudah was old black man that's00:06:31
from um um what's that uh the the white00:06:34
lady who Mary Poppins was that Mary00:06:37
Poppins with the no no there was there00:06:39
were no black people in Marry Poppins oh00:06:41
yeah you're right unless it was called00:06:42
keep it00:06:43
poppin is that is that Uncle that hey00:06:47
hey Mike can you read that cuz I can't00:06:49
see for [ __ ] can you help us read cuz00:06:51
you're good at reading and stuff00:06:53
sometimes uh Uncle Remis is the00:06:54
fictional character and narrator of a00:06:56
collection of African-American folktales00:06:58
compiled and adapted by Joel Chandler00:07:00
Harris and pl published in book form in00:07:02
1881 Harris was a journalist in postre00:07:05
Reconstruction Era Atlanta he produced00:07:07
seven Uncle Remis books he did so00:07:09
introducing tales that he heard framing00:07:11
them in the plantation context he wrote00:07:13
his stories in a dialect with which was00:07:15
his interpretation of the Deep South00:07:16
African-American language for the time00:07:18
uh for these Framing and stylistic00:07:20
choices Harris's collection has garnered00:07:21
controversy since publication many of00:07:23
these stories believe to have Creek00:07:25
Indian influence too okay what did00:07:27
Zippity dud on did say uh James basket00:07:31
for Zippity dudah is that is that the00:07:33
actor yes who was the guy can you have a00:07:36
photo at least an image I know if we00:07:37
show any Movement we get in trouble and00:07:39
[ __ ] they be ready to demonetize us man00:07:43
they are they every time they go you're00:07:45
not monetized shame on you know it's00:07:46
just they [ __ ] that that's him00:07:50
zip what's that movie what what's the00:07:52
movie he he saying that what zip does00:07:55
anyone in the chats know is it not Song00:07:57
of the South song song of the damn South00:07:59
It00:08:00
Is song in the South and I can we get a00:08:04
picture of him in that cuz he's like I00:08:05
think he has like a he's like Zipp he's00:08:07
singing with the cartoons you know how00:08:09
they used to put real people with00:08:10
cartoons and he's like00:08:12
Zippity00:08:14
Zippity why oh my what a wonderful day I00:08:18
remember zipping the D I know why I00:08:20
thought I was Mar I love when they have00:08:21
slaves singing that it's a good day00:08:24
yeah Zipp do Zippity y my y my I I'm00:08:30
picking some hay00:08:32
Zipp day so people so the black people00:08:34
watching was like it was a good day and00:08:37
he's dancing with birds and all kind of00:08:39
[ __ ] and he's like zipping the D die00:08:42
there he is he's zipping and D dying man00:08:45
and listen this is this is not taking00:08:48
anything from him because without guys00:08:49
like him we wouldn't be sitting here on00:08:51
this podcast and that's free but he show00:08:54
that picture again Bo that looks Zippy00:08:56
look oh [ __ ] oh Zippy D die00:09:00
that's the thing unfortunately we had00:09:01
the tap dance for a long time in the IND00:09:04
D can one more time that dude oh man I00:09:06
want him on a box of whatever cuz that's00:09:09
the kind of guy they would put on those00:09:10
boxes of like cereal00:09:13
Zipp Zipp or syrup good looking guy too00:09:17
man good looking00:09:22
guyi what I'm going to be saying that00:09:24
anytime I'm like struggling in this00:09:26
business if it's some racism [ __ ] that's00:09:29
going to be my magic word to make me00:09:30
feel better00:09:32
zi00:09:35
Zipp what a wonderful day I'm just gonna00:09:39
think about how rough it was change00:09:42
change the podcast music now that's00:09:46
be that be the new intro the guy for00:09:48
each trck my what what think00:09:53
about think about the hell that they had00:09:55
to go through back in the day to00:09:57
actually move forward for us to be here00:10:01
even though it's still there's racism00:10:03
and [ __ ] like that but godamn you00:10:06
know I don't have to zipity imagine00:10:08
someone telling you to Zippity D they go00:10:13
hey in this scene you you going to be00:10:17
the gay uh cool [ __ ] everything00:10:20
will be good and you going to wear00:10:22
rainbow shorts and you got to sing zib00:10:24
Duda what would you say what you do I00:10:26
would I was like what's the check00:10:29
and then depending on how many zeros it00:10:31
got I'm going be like Zippity D Zippity00:10:35
day00:10:37
like I am not rich so hey you don't give00:10:41
a [ __ ] all right damn why did I tell a00:10:44
ke he's like I'm not going to lie like00:10:46
he be in the mirror like a Zippity die00:10:49
Zipp if they want to hire me as a gay00:10:51
black best friend I'm tied I'll be I'll00:10:54
be some white L's best friend oh they oh00:10:56
they love black dudes as best gay black00:10:58
dudes best00:10:59
and I am ready to do it gay black dudes00:11:02
give white women the best advice yeah00:11:05
and and heavy said black women too yeah00:11:07
but gay gay cuz gay black dudes you know00:11:11
when when the white girls especially in00:11:13
those romcoms because they're not00:11:14
threatening at all at all cuz they don't00:11:16
want well they can be they might smash00:11:19
what if the black dude wants to smash00:11:21
his boy her boyfriend I don't know they00:11:23
got to be careful with that my thing is00:11:25
like white women treat gay black men00:11:28
like they treat like Pokemon like they00:11:30
just got to catch them all they have00:11:31
they consist they really do cuz they00:11:33
don't have a personality so they use gay00:11:36
black men as like their like as like00:11:39
accessory they're like social coaches00:11:41
like they're they're like this girl you00:11:43
better go get that man let me tell you00:11:46
something honey you better get that man00:11:48
she's like what do you think Derek shoot00:11:51
let me tell you something honey but I00:11:53
will I will say this you better think00:11:56
think about what you trying to do to me00:11:58
yeah think00:12:00
think I think we have this symbiotic00:12:02
relationship because in high school00:12:05
women helped us get through high school00:12:07
cuz we were closeted and we had to00:12:09
pretend to have like girlfriends or00:12:10
whatever and usually we would do that00:12:12
with W with white women or black women00:12:14
whatever we pretend so we wouldn't get00:12:16
bullied or made fun of we'd be like oh00:12:17
no I'm not gay so and so is my00:12:19
girlfriend that's a good point so we00:12:21
have this weird relationship that's a00:12:23
good point that we like needed each00:12:25
other yo no as beards you use them as yo00:12:29
that makes so [ __ ] that makes so much00:12:31
sense that's why we get along so that00:12:33
feminine energy MH right [ __ ] cuz then00:12:36
we're like I'm like he I go out with00:12:37
Stacy and Stacy's like yeah he's not gay00:12:39
and Stacy would protect you exactly00:12:41
meanwhile you at Stacy braiding her hair00:12:43
zipping do die00:12:46
Zipp my my wonderful being gay00:12:53
zi so that's why we have this weird oh I00:12:56
love00:12:57
it uh uh00:13:00
that would be good that no no here we go00:13:02
Zippity do that right Zippy00:13:05
do00:13:07
Zipp my oh my what a wonderful day I00:13:11
said zipping00:13:13
D Zipp okay all right I can't help it00:13:16
you know guys how I do I I'll milk00:13:18
something to death how's the chat going00:13:21
there Mike how's the chat going do you00:13:23
see some laughing faces good a lot of00:13:26
laughing faces there's um there's a00:13:28
super chat if you want to read it let me00:13:29
get that super chat read that hold on00:13:31
where to go00:13:33
okay watch the Super chats just going to00:13:35
be zipping00:13:38
D00:13:40
Zipp Zipp00:13:44
the we got uh AE said he won't be at00:13:47
Tampa Show and that sucks oh I'm sorry00:13:50
oh we got Mike James and Mike is00:13:52
fantastic great is very very funny from00:13:54
Nashville but yeah D he ain't going to00:13:56
be there for that but that's all good00:13:58
it's all good good you know all my the00:14:00
people that roll with me all are dope00:14:02
they're all beasts and fantastic so we00:14:05
got Mike James from Nashville Tampa00:14:07
Improv coming up is um the 19th to the00:14:10
21st of this month the 19th to the 21st00:14:14
of this month you go to godfre live.com00:14:16
to get my dates I got a new date though00:14:19
for um [ __ ] it's00:14:22
Austin um I got Amy Shanker you know Amy00:14:25
Shanker you don't know Shanker uh August00:14:28
us um to the 11th is the Vulcan gas00:14:31
company is a it's a comedy club okay00:14:34
I've never been there but it looks00:14:36
really really interesting can can I get00:14:38
a image of the go Vulcan gas company you00:14:42
know Austin has a lot of really00:14:44
interesting places to perform yeah yeah00:14:47
and they're and they're and they're00:14:48
actually conducive for comedy usually be00:14:50
like wait we going where to a warehouse00:14:52
but then you're like oh that [ __ ] was00:14:54
dope yeah there it is it's like yeah00:14:56
it's the Vulcan oh wow does a SE a lot00:14:59
yeah I think so Vulcan gas company so00:15:02
that's um where I'm going to be at in00:15:05
August in Austin so that's a new date I00:15:07
got so guys if you're in Austin Texas or00:15:11
San Antonio San Antonio is only 4500:15:13
minutes away from there boom go to um I00:15:17
hope the tickets are on sale now I don't00:15:19
know because it's August might be a00:15:20
little far away so whenever you guys go00:15:22
hey man the tickets aren't on sale that00:15:24
means it might be a little bit far away00:15:26
but just delayed yeah be patient but00:15:29
August uh 9th through the 11th that's00:15:31
the Vulcan gas company comedy club or00:15:34
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people every wh wi all kind of shapes00:17:25
and sizes for the longest time black00:17:27
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now they're suddenly now they're slowly00:17:31
letting us be people right right right00:17:35
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any type of minority like even even with00:17:39
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that wins has subtitles yeah crazy Rich00:17:49
Asians didn't win [ __ ] yeah and for the00:17:51
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couldn't be the love interest oh black00:17:56
dudes could rarely be the love it always00:17:58
has to be white person a white guy with00:18:00
everybody [ __ ] everybody yeah gay00:18:01
people always have to be the best friend00:18:03
for the longest time that's the only00:18:05
role we got was the gay best friend or00:18:06
some sad drama where we got age we00:18:09
either we either have age or we're the00:18:12
gay best friend those are the only two00:18:14
things we can gay people can play for we00:18:16
either the [ __ ] who got age or the gay00:18:18
best friend that's it for the longest00:18:20
time you had to be sick or somebody's00:18:23
best friend for gay people so like they00:18:26
always do it I remember they would give00:18:28
I remember when uh I think it was I00:18:30
don't know if it was gra of M or was it00:18:32
was ER it was ER I think with George00:18:35
cludy and there was a really pretty00:18:37
black girl on her and then she just got00:18:40
AIDS [ __ ] that's what they do if you're00:18:44
a minority something got to be wrong00:18:46
with you they just give you AIDS they go00:18:48
hey in this next ep the next season00:18:50
you're going to get AIDS okay why what00:18:52
just turn to page00:18:54
seven you got AIDS and Page seven you00:18:56
got AIDS no one else but you got AIDS00:18:58
like00:19:00
that's what they do Hollywood is [ __ ]00:19:01
up they disease us or they they make us00:19:04
like00:19:05
quadriplegics there was a there was a00:19:09
uh there was a superhero called mantis I00:19:12
don't know may Mike Harrington might00:19:13
know there was a dude named mantis right00:19:16
like praying mantis you know like but00:19:18
there was a dude his name was Carl00:19:20
Lumley black dude actor really good00:19:22
actor and he was like a superhero but00:19:24
this dude was in a wheelchair I like00:19:26
what the [ __ ] a superhero man his legs00:19:28
were broke his [ __ ] I was like why can't00:19:30
he just walk to his unifor people have00:19:33
nothing they were like yo we got a great00:19:35
idea you what00:19:36
[Laughter]00:19:42
yes yo this industry is00:19:47
trash and it was it was on TV it was00:19:50
like mentis and it was like and it was00:19:52
in a wheelchair and this is not me and00:19:55
and he was black of course they were00:19:58
like it's a handicap being black now you00:20:00
got to break his legs too God damn what00:20:02
was his superpower00:20:06
none yo Mike what was what was what was00:20:09
mantis's super that's insane and this is00:20:12
not ableist wheelchair people can be00:20:14
superheroes just make them white yeah00:20:17
please okay it was essentially Iron Man00:20:19
he built the exoskeleton so he could do00:20:22
cool [ __ ] from the wheelchair but he00:20:24
couldn't make him walk what kind of he's00:20:26
not like Iron Man Iron Man can fly Iron00:20:29
Man gets in his suit jet propuls his00:20:31
like pulser Rays so he got all the00:20:34
science but he can't fix his so he's in00:20:35
a wheelchair trying to trying to fight00:20:38
crime what an idiot and they roll his00:20:40
ass down the stairway and they lose00:20:42
interesting one of the creators Sam Ry00:20:44
who went on to do the Spider-Man I know00:20:45
Sam Remy yeah so Remy went and said here00:20:48
black dude yeah yeah your legs ain't00:20:50
working let me go do this Spider-Man00:20:52
[ __ ] real quick what an [ __ ] man ter00:20:55
he goes like it's like black lightning00:20:57
oh that that's a garbage ass superhero y00:20:59
that was a terrible show Black Lightning00:21:01
was trash yo so bad you know you know00:21:04
when I knew Black Lightning was G what's00:21:07
this the exoskeleton I guess he could00:21:09
walk cuz that's what one of the00:21:11
explosions looked like when was this00:21:13
made00:21:14
1978 it was in the 80s I think or '90s00:21:17
that's bad yo was that an explosion that00:21:20
hurt his00:21:21
legs that that might be the backstory I00:21:23
don't I've never seen this show got no00:21:25
back story I would not how many seasons00:21:27
did it get it got like I think like two00:21:30
dudee no backstory he's just in a00:21:31
wheelchair [ __ ] it if he got more than00:21:33
two seasons you ain't even getting a00:21:35
story you're just [ __ ] 1994 yes it00:21:38
was in the '90s 22 Episodes right it00:21:41
maybe like two seasons but it's like00:21:42
mantis and I was like I was so mad when00:21:44
I watched I said yo mantis I said this00:21:46
[ __ ] can't even get to his suit00:21:48
no I was like God damn [ __ ] this he's00:21:51
he's he's barking a handicap spots to00:21:53
save crime you know what I'm00:21:55
saying and then if he does he has to00:21:57
have his parking00:21:59
he get all his powers but but he left he00:22:02
left his head his car's getting00:22:04
tow he's like wait no I swear I'm here00:22:07
I'm00:22:10
disabled he got so many00:22:14
tickets oh he's like mantis sorry you00:22:17
didn't pay your tickets what the [ __ ]00:22:22
man and Repo Man got a better superhero00:22:25
Nam Repo Man does sound better that's00:22:29
Repo Man what happened godamn Repo Man00:22:32
he walked away with my00:22:34
[ __ ] if you got to get away all you got00:22:37
to do is climb a fight of stairs yo you00:22:40
at the top of St like I can't I can't00:22:42
get it you can't catch me now mantis00:22:44
what stairs [ __ ] his arch enemy is is00:22:49
incline incline man got away again's00:22:52
like make sure there's no00:22:54
ramps I can't get in that building until00:22:56
he comes out00:23:00
and guys guess yeah guys you are on a00:23:03
comedian's podcast this is called jokes00:23:06
and this is not uh disrespecting the00:23:09
disabled at all I'm just talking about00:23:11
you and if you don't do don't conflate00:23:13
what I'm saying we're talking about how00:23:15
we are treated in the business of00:23:17
superhero we always have to get some00:23:19
kind of handicap and not knocking that00:23:22
but it's always something debilitating00:23:24
but also it's a comedy podcast so00:23:26
everything is jokes nothing serious but00:23:28
here's so this lady sends me this DM she00:23:31
goes she goes um she goes um yeah she00:23:35
goes [ __ ] you Godfrey like literally00:23:38
[ __ ] you Godfrey I saw that episode of00:23:41
you uh uh talking about heavy set black00:23:43
women he's she goes [ __ ] you my mother00:23:45
was Heavy I go my mother gained weight00:23:47
too but you know it's funny but she was00:23:49
cursing me out like where it was like00:23:52
you literally misconstrued what I said00:23:54
you purposely so you never liked me yeah00:23:57
yeah you wanted a reason you needed a00:23:59
reason so all of you people that curs me00:24:02
out in my DMs you never liked me that's00:24:05
all you you can at least be reasonable00:24:07
and say hey man I didn't really like00:24:09
what you said could you explain what you00:24:11
meant was or did you mean it as a or00:24:13
like like talk to me like that it listen00:24:16
people are going to say what they want00:24:17
but she literally cursed me out like I00:24:19
purpos was like [ __ ] fat black I didn't00:24:21
even say it like that I said stereotypes00:24:23
yeah images on TV and I think people00:24:26
always want to Mis do what you say but00:24:28
she obviously doesn't know the history00:24:30
of Hollywood she doesn't read doesn't do00:24:32
any of that so she goes [ __ ] you and she00:24:34
goes she goes um I was a fan but now I'm00:24:37
not well obviously if you said [ __ ] you00:24:40
obviously you're not a fan so she goes00:24:42
[ __ ] you [ __ ] you probably got a00:24:43
little dick anyway I was like really is00:24:45
that what we're doing now you go in with00:24:47
that and then I saw her her her page00:24:50
right yeah and I was like oh she's a00:24:52
single mom no wonder and I said I only00:24:54
talk to people that have a00:24:56
man and then I just blocked her I mean00:25:00
she cursed me it was a long paragraph of00:25:02
cursing also wild to start any type of00:25:04
conversation like that she go [ __ ] you00:25:06
[ __ ] I go man I go whatever but00:25:08
you literally misconstrued what I said00:25:11
there's nothing wrong with um um heavy00:25:14
set black women nothing wrong with and a00:25:16
lot of them were very talented very00:25:18
talented there's nothing wrong with I00:25:21
just said I noticed the pattern think00:25:24
about white supremacy my friends you00:25:26
have to think about racism you're not00:25:28
look looking at it you're looking at it00:25:30
you're looking at it from a personal00:25:31
point of view you got to look at it from00:25:34
the way this business is ran that's00:25:36
where I'm coming from I'm not coming00:25:37
from let me just talk about heavy said00:25:39
black women no I'm talking about the00:25:40
images that make them comfortable and it00:25:43
was [ __ ] just like I said with the00:25:44
Asians you better have S you better have00:25:47
uhh uh subtitles cuz Crouching Tiger00:25:50
Hidden Dragon that one that Michelle yo00:25:52
was in that one and she was in both of00:25:54
those movies that won Oscars and um um00:25:58
think everywhere all at once had00:26:00
phenomenal movie but also but also it's00:26:02
like that's what it is even like even00:26:04
parasite Korea and people who and and00:26:07
Muslim people or Indian people will tell00:26:08
you when they go to audition for things00:26:11
they'll tell you to put on the accent00:26:12
they St a room for of white people will00:26:14
be like hey accent yeah right they they00:26:17
need they they need there's no human00:26:20
humanization there's not because they00:26:21
want you to play a character they want00:26:23
you to be so like if you're a Muslim00:26:26
person and you're going out to read for00:26:27
tack driver and you come up sounding00:26:29
like a regular person they're just like00:26:31
oh no can you they won't say it but we00:26:34
need to look like you have weapons of M00:26:36
destruction and then you do the racist00:26:38
Indian accent and then now you're booked00:26:39
for seven seasons and people are like00:26:41
why do you do that now your whole00:26:43
culture hates you yeah it sucks people00:26:45
don't understand that the the the stuck00:26:47
between a rock and a hard place it's00:26:49
like you got to you got to pay your rent00:26:51
my things is if the people that are00:26:53
complaining how about00:26:54
this whatever whatever black person or00:26:57
brown person person if whatever if they00:26:59
choose a character and that culture does00:27:02
not like that and have backlash do a00:27:04
GoFundMe and send that [ __ ] some00:27:06
money exactly yo what a great idea00:27:10
listen that might make me do some00:27:14
cooning cuz here's the thing00:27:16
Zipp Zipp here's the thing if you if if00:27:20
let's say the Muslim guy doesn't do the00:27:22
taxi line guess what guys they're going00:27:24
to hire someone else to do it and then00:27:26
they'll they'll be mad at that person00:27:28
and not bring them in for [ __ ] exactly00:27:30
they won't bring them in and these these00:27:32
some of these casting directors00:27:34
directors can vetta they got they they00:27:37
they hold grudges they find cuz they'll00:27:39
be like well there's so many actors00:27:42
anyway this is an excuse to just get rid00:27:44
of these ones so I don't have to have so00:27:46
much trouble so now you just lost out a00:27:47
bunch of money and then the next Muslim00:27:49
guy's going to come in like oh you want00:27:50
me to do the accent and immediately get00:27:52
into the accent and now he's booked for00:27:54
seven season show and now he got a new00:27:57
house in in [ __ ] London and you over00:27:59
here working at Burger King cuz you00:28:00
didn't want to do the accent yeah you a00:28:02
militant Burger flipper yeah so that's00:28:04
why as soon as they like gay best friend00:28:05
girl what's going on like and the thing00:28:08
is is is like my thing is whenever you00:28:11
if there's backlash from a race what do00:28:13
we you know we do this we go depending00:28:15
on how severe yeah and depending on the00:28:18
person's situation correct you go all00:28:21
right let's do a go fundme send this00:28:23
dude a couple thousand for the role say00:28:26
how much you would you have gotten for00:28:27
this Ro exactly okay we going to raise00:28:30
money for you there's 40 something00:28:32
million black people or how many00:28:34
millions of Indian people hey man let's00:28:36
send some money for this [ __ ] so00:28:38
he can live a couple months or two years00:28:40
and I I think that's a great idea yeah00:28:42
and then or just or just stop supporting00:28:45
those movies and and then eventually00:28:47
yeah if you stop watching them if you00:28:48
stop supporting those movies they're00:28:49
like hey maybe we can cast Indian people00:28:51
as people right but but if y'all keep00:28:54
watching the fake accent [ __ ]00:28:56
then they going to keep booking it and00:28:58
the thing is about Indian people which00:29:00
we know Vishnu Voda whatever A lot of00:29:03
times a lot of times white people will00:29:05
use them as um good restaurant um um00:29:09
choosers because they'll be like let's00:29:10
call Vishnu for a good restaurant hi is00:29:13
you know a good Indian restaurant oh I00:29:15
know one of the best ones yeah I I know00:29:19
why I know people that do that my Indian00:29:21
I said they're always calling me just00:29:23
for restaurants I go well damn you know00:29:25
them though don't you trust a dude that00:29:28
knows about Indian food with an accent00:29:29
or one without one 100% with an accent00:29:31
if there's an Indian guy named Raj that00:29:32
goes yeah dude I know a really good one00:29:34
you're like yeah okay I'mma call my00:29:37
other dude and other guy's like oh man I00:29:40
know that very good one you like it is00:29:42
right down on that's the thing that's00:29:44
the thing people just certain acents00:29:46
make people seem more reliable it's like00:29:47
if I wanted some good soul food I want00:29:49
the guy to go zipping the D Zipp da my00:29:54
oh my what a wonderful okay where's the00:29:56
C greens yeah I want to go to Zippity00:29:59
doah soul food restaurant00:30:03
Zippity I'm sure there's a place in00:30:05
Louisiana called Zippity and it has the00:30:08
best right next door to00:30:10
dudah doah00:30:14
donuts and yeah if I you know it's it's00:30:17
true but a lot of times people use00:30:19
ethnic people to find good places to eat00:30:22
a lot lot of my white friends do that00:30:24
[ __ ] they'll be like hey we're just00:30:27
looking for a really taco place man call00:30:29
Jose yeah yeah and Jose like Jose like00:30:32
oh yeah man oh man bu I know a really00:30:35
good one man you got00:30:39
your they do who the [ __ ] is that what's00:30:44
that wait zippies00:30:47
zippies what what is what kind of it's a00:30:49
restaurant it's a Asian restaurant is it00:30:51
Asian oh no spaghetti chicken spaghetti00:30:53
and chicken mix plate oh zippies oh but00:30:55
it's not Zippity zippy zippies but close00:30:58
that looked pretty good though where was00:30:59
that that look pretty damn good is that00:31:02
in New00:31:03
York he was looking for a Zipp cuz [ __ ]00:31:06
around to go to00:31:07
[Music]00:31:09
zippies where is that Mike uh I was00:31:12
likeing I think it's in I think it's in00:31:13
uh in the South so that oh damn see if00:31:15
they want to send zipping see if they00:31:18
want to send us a gift card uh so I00:31:20
found on recipe Raz uh Zippity zing klaw00:31:24
and Zippity dudah zucchini00:31:29
where is Zippity dud00:31:31
zucchini yo Zippity dud zucchini wild yo00:31:36
zippah00:31:38
Zipp this is crazy00:31:41
zippah Zippy where is this at my y m00:31:44
it's a recipe oh it's a recipe oh damn I00:31:47
thought it was a restaurant that would00:31:48
have been insane I don't know Zippity00:31:49
dudah is such a great [ __ ] that's a00:31:51
great restaurant name you know what I00:31:53
feel like that should be if they ever00:31:56
come out with Harry Potter they should00:31:57
have all black like group you know how00:31:59
that Gryffindor and we go zib00:32:02
do that sounds like some [ __ ] that would00:32:04
come out of the water that would be zi00:32:06
it do that would be an an an SNL skin00:32:10
that's what that would be they be like00:32:11
oh yeah they'll be like ominous luminous00:32:13
zip it00:32:16
do [ __ ] you Harry the wand turned into a00:32:19
Glock yeah I'm Larry Potter and you00:32:21
holding your W00:32:26
sideways we having fun today I found00:32:29
another one Zippity Doo Dog in00:32:31
Framingham [ __ ] the hot dog place00:32:34
[ __ ] amazing can we see a photo oh my00:32:36
God wait where is this at Mike Zippity00:32:39
dog Zippity D IID get a hot dog from00:32:41
there hell yeah what is it in New York00:32:46
no it's in the South oh damn let me go00:32:48
back to Zippity D dog I love dude that00:32:50
sounds so fun yo tell them if they see00:32:53
this tell them oh00:32:56
ziping Z they probably closed downi yeah00:32:59
they look they definitely closed down00:33:01
that got 21 likes yeah they closed down00:33:03
Zippity Zippity Do dog Zippity Do dog do00:33:07
you wow I thought it was going to be a00:33:08
restaurant it's just a little [ __ ]00:33:10
trailer it's a little mom and pop oh00:33:13
no you eat there you gonna get00:33:15
salmonella yeah for real what the [ __ ]00:33:18
all right man hey guys uh I got one00:33:21
another thing I want to say did you guys00:33:24
um feel the earthquake oh yeah yeah00:33:28
there was an earthquake in New York City00:33:30
but I missed it I was in Virginia you00:33:33
know and it was a 4.8 wait where did you00:33:36
you didn't feel it there was did anybody00:33:39
feel the earthquake did was your house00:33:41
shaking was your apartment shaking was00:33:43
there did the vase fall off the shelf00:33:45
what happened you know what did it feel00:33:47
like I was I live in New Jersey I was00:33:49
sitting in my apart in Jersey and I was00:33:53
like wow that's crazy It Feels Like An00:33:55
Earthquake nah no way we don't get00:33:56
earthquakes around here and I just00:33:58
assumed it was like a big truck moving00:34:00
outside and then I got a bunch of text00:34:02
being like that was an earthquake and00:34:03
I'm like oh it hit Jersey wow it started00:34:06
Jersey oh it started in Jersey yeah oh00:34:09
[ __ ] I was just sitting at my computer00:34:11
and everything started to shake and then00:34:12
it stopped it was like no biggie imagine00:34:14
being I got lot I got a lot of text from00:34:16
but I was downstairs I was I was working00:34:18
out at a gym downstairs and I me and my00:34:21
friend walked up and you know New York00:34:23
so everyone in the suit was like did you00:34:24
feel that and we're like what and then00:34:26
we started getting text and then yeah00:34:27
[ __ ] cuz some a lot of people felt it uh00:34:30
they say all the buildings but they said00:34:32
the no the buildings got affected but I00:34:33
thought the buildings were built for00:34:35
earthquakes but I don't think so Japan00:34:37
yes Japan has the ones that kind of sway00:34:40
yeah but I lived in La for four years so00:34:41
I like I kind did you feel anything in00:34:43
La yeah I felt some big earthquakes in00:34:45
LA one made me wake like woke me up out00:34:47
of bed lot of times the whole building00:34:49
was like visibly shaking and you can't00:34:51
do [ __ ] with an earthquake you guys got00:34:52
to wait for the earth to stop shaking00:34:55
you got to stand in between like a door00:34:56
frame and hope nothing hits is the door00:34:58
yeah the door frame thing what's the tub00:34:59
one is that hurricane for the tub tub is00:35:01
tornado tub and what the [ __ ] is that00:35:04
going to do I don't know is that the00:35:06
most solid thing on the ground you going00:35:07
to die underneath the tub I guess or00:35:09
maybe that's the only thing left when a00:35:10
tornado smashes a house the tub does cuz00:35:14
so big and you can like curl up in a00:35:15
ball or maybe the piping holds it I00:35:17
don't [ __ ] know yeah yeah you can't00:35:20
really do much with a torado you just00:35:21
got to get in the tub and hope for the00:35:22
best okay that I'm glad I didn't see I00:35:25
didn't get to that earthquake because as00:35:26
much [ __ ] as I talk about California i'00:35:28
be like yeah that's why you be having00:35:30
earthquakes [ __ ]00:35:32
man damn now they [ __ ] on us damn00:35:34
are we under a a vault are we under a pl00:35:37
we just had that Eclipse too I know but00:35:39
but are we under like plates man I'm00:35:41
Wonder are we you know I don't know they00:35:43
science probably you know anything about00:35:45
science right platonic we got the um I00:35:47
know about the fault line and stuff cuz00:35:49
I went to yeah I went to you know00:35:50
elementary00:35:52
school but in Florida so he's looking it00:35:54
up cuz he's a big he's a big um um00:35:57
random information guide Mike is I'm not00:36:00
going to lie this is different mic this00:36:01
is not this is not the other mic this is00:36:04
another Mike Harrington who used to be00:36:05
on this thing show my show there there's00:36:07
12 mics that work here yeah yeah there's00:36:10
a bunch of [ __ ] mics New York City00:36:13
what can you read that I'm telling you00:36:14
I'm blind uh yeah it's also cut off a00:36:16
little bit so it's not your fault New00:36:17
York City lies within the North American00:36:19
Plate the closest plate boundary is00:36:21
thousands of miles away in the middle of00:36:23
the Atlantic despite its intop plate00:36:25
location though the city has an usually00:36:28
High number of earthquakes that's crazy00:36:30
well [ __ ] well I think that was our one00:36:32
for the few next few I think we00:36:33
hopefully 3,000 years right that'll be00:36:36
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damn the eclipse who saw the eclipse man00:38:09
I I had a I did about 10 minutes on that00:38:12
dumb [ __ ] it was very anticlimactic oh00:38:14
because of the the first of all the path00:38:17
of the eclipse if you're in New York00:38:19
you're not going to catch it as well00:38:22
unless you're in Rochester or like00:38:24
Albany we got a good we got like 80% 8000:38:27
yeah but they but the suburbs like00:38:29
Upstate had like the whole thing yeah00:38:31
yeah Upstate of Vermont places like that00:38:33
had like 100% total yeah yeah everyone's00:38:35
like you didn't see the eclipse00:38:37
everybody's eyes burn the [ __ ] out you00:38:39
didn't see it I look straight at that00:38:41
[ __ ] I saw with the little00:38:42
glasses that some white lady gave me I00:38:44
was like okay that's cool oh you saw you00:38:45
saw you could see it oh yeah for like00:38:47
three I I looked for like maybe two00:38:48
minutes I'm like that's cool and I00:38:49
continued walking like I didn't so a00:38:51
solar eclipse everyone is when the moon00:38:54
is in between the Earth and the Sun and00:38:56
the Sun is being blocked by the moon now00:39:00
there's the lunar eclipse yeah you know00:39:02
where the lunar eclipse is the00:39:08
opposite that by process of elimination00:39:10
I was like you know right so you know00:39:13
what the lunar eclipse is00:39:15
right what's the positioning tell us go00:39:19
on all right let's see I got it's when00:39:21
the earth is blocking the Sun from the00:39:23
Moon is the earth shadow in front of the00:39:26
moon when is the next00:39:28
right of the kind that we saw or I think00:39:30
the lunar ones come more often yeah the00:39:34
whoa whoa your00:39:35
mic your mic Mike got it Mike's miked up00:39:39
now mik mik up the lunar one comes twice00:39:41
a year it's every March and every00:39:43
September okay yeah the lunar I knew the00:39:45
lunar was like more often no one gives a00:39:47
[ __ ] but it's that solar one everyone's00:39:49
like [ __ ] I love when the the eclipse00:39:51
happens and then Flat Earth are a still00:39:52
just like but it's flat and I'm like00:39:54
okay you see these round objects each00:39:58
other like okay yeah what do the flat00:40:00
earthers have to say now you know so00:40:03
stupid cuz the way the light shines on00:40:04
[ __ ] you go yeah that [ __ ] is there's so00:40:06
much evidence listen some stuff about00:40:08
flat earth makes some sense you go that00:40:10
kind of makes sense but then you go wait00:40:12
a minute yeah the fact that you could go00:40:14
around the you can literally travel00:40:16
around the world well I I talked to a00:40:19
Jet Pilot and who um a guy who was a you00:40:22
know regular Avi um airplane pilot and I00:40:24
said you know I asked him he used to be00:40:27
a Jet Pilot for the Air Force and he00:40:29
said I said so is it is do you feel the00:40:32
curvature of the planet when you're00:40:34
flying goes oh when I was a Jet Pilot00:40:36
yeah we were at 53,000 FT not 35,000 ft00:40:39
and you could see the curvature of the00:40:41
Earth yeah I was like damn so you know00:40:44
he was flying into the danger zone yeah00:40:46
so that's the thing some people just00:40:48
like the danger zone when you run out of00:40:51
octy or whatever I'm guess no well yeah00:40:52
but the danger zone you don't know the00:40:54
song00:40:55
No rib00:41:00
[Music]00:41:04
I've probably heard it00:41:05
before Into the Danger Zone I played00:41:11
that [ __ ] last week 80 times I [ __ ]00:41:14
love that song Who's the artist it's00:41:17
it's Kenny loggin and the danger zone is00:41:19
so and I I had a joke which I I have to00:41:23
bring it back I said I would never want00:41:24
to fight a white dude in a bar and00:41:26
danger zone is on oh that's00:41:28
funny I've never seen you do that joke00:41:31
cuz he' be like he's like dude you're00:41:33
dead meat that's my [ __ ] song and00:41:36
he's like dude guess where you're in the00:41:38
danger zone and and his dudes are like00:41:41
dudee that's your song man [ __ ] get00:41:43
him I've never00:41:45
seen I just see a guy with his [ __ ]00:41:47
collars up and his Polo he goes dude I00:41:50
used to wrestle and you just reached the00:41:52
[ __ ] danger zone Zippity Duda00:42:00
now I've never I've heard the song but00:42:03
yo anyway some people just like to00:42:05
believe in conspiracy theories some00:42:06
people just like because here the thing00:42:07
I don't trust the government the00:42:08
government's full of [ __ ] but some00:42:10
things are true the word is round like00:42:14
okay I'm going to honestly be for real00:42:16
when I started kind of believing some of00:42:17
the Flat Earth I was like well maybe00:42:19
because they lie so much they do lie a00:42:21
lot I don't blame flat00:42:23
earthers um um sprouting up because they00:42:26
lie so [ __ ] much they do but I was00:42:29
like when we see that picture of the00:42:31
Earth from space yeah I go is that a00:42:34
fake picture cuz they can make anything00:42:36
they want because or they say well it's00:42:38
a satellite that took that photo yeah00:42:41
okay because I'm like well how do we00:42:43
know the Earth is round hold on yeah how00:42:46
do we know the Earth is round if we have00:42:49
never been outside of space we can't00:42:51
leave out and go see down and go oh yeah00:42:53
it is what if they're showing us00:42:55
[ __ ] yeah I'm just00:42:57
say it just makes sense scientific like00:43:00
the when you explain like the Globes and00:43:02
like how the planets move around it just00:43:04
it wouldn't make sense if everything was00:43:06
flat like the so the sun's flat too like00:43:08
it just wouldn't it wouldn't make sense00:43:10
cuz you could see the moon and you see00:43:12
that it's circular so it would make00:43:15
sense that a sphere yeah and also day00:43:18
and night00:43:20
yeah like the big one is day and night00:43:23
because if the sun were flat you'd be00:43:25
like oh it's it's over there yeah day00:43:28
and night day and night just wouldn't00:43:30
happen right right you just like hey you00:43:32
in a day place it's going to be day all00:43:34
the time oh right right yeah true very00:43:37
true yo I got another one man this this00:43:40
some funny [ __ ] 10 of 10 top 10 states00:43:43
with the most pregnant00:43:45
teenagers Kentucky Kentucky give me00:43:48
Kentucky wait hold up hold up oh yeah00:43:52
top 10 answers on the board yeah here's00:43:56
the goddamn question zi the D die top 1000:44:00
answer question on for name 10 states00:44:04
with the most pregnant00:44:05
teenagers yo this is 10 states and I00:44:09
don't know if this is real or not00:44:10
Florida's up there but man a lot of00:44:13
Southern States boy oh yeah you want to00:44:15
show this I think we could show we won't00:44:16
get demonetized if we show I kind of00:44:18
want AEM to weigh in first okay Florida00:44:22
go ahead Kentucky okay uh Arkansas okay00:44:26
um um what else they is boring Montana00:44:30
okay um um00:44:34
Oregon uh what born born born00:44:36
Mississippi Mississippi uh00:44:39
Georgia um Carolina any Carolinas no no00:44:42
no no no um did I say Arkansas Arkansas00:44:45
Tennessee definitely Tennessee and umse00:44:50
what else we got what the last00:44:52
one [ __ ] New00:44:55
Jersey let's go let's go a lot of those00:44:58
a lot of those were right I like the00:44:59
curveball New Jersey which is not on00:45:01
here Florida is also not on here really00:45:05
that's crazy number 10 is New Mexico New00:45:09
Mexico for the mo most pregnant00:45:10
teenagers go ahead number 10 yeah nine00:45:12
is Texas oh damn I forgot Texas I was00:45:15
going to say Texas Texas eight is West00:45:17
Virginia oh I forgot that's a place00:45:20
seven is Tennessee which you said yeah00:45:22
Tennessee Kentucky you said Alabama I00:45:25
believe you abama yeah Oklahoma I don't00:45:29
remember but I forgot about it country00:45:31
[ __ ] not that far from Dallas Louisiana00:45:34
Louisiana Mississippi which you said00:45:36
Mississippi and Arkansas is number one00:45:38
Arkansas I definitely said Arkansas00:45:40
number one why is it so Southern that00:45:42
it's the most pregnant teenagers why I00:45:46
think it's cuz a lot of people00:45:47
unemployment I think it's that but00:45:49
honestly I think unemployment make you00:45:51
want to [ __ ] all the time small towns00:45:53
and please and please don't be in my in00:45:54
the comments people in small towns00:45:57
honestly and I grew up in a small town a00:45:58
lot of them lack00:46:00
ambition oh man here we go are you00:46:04
watching the chats boy they going to be00:46:05
like that gay [ __ ] [ __ ] they do00:46:08
what are you trying to say so all they00:46:10
do is they they just [ __ ] and that's it00:46:13
and they work the medium the the00:46:15
mediocre00:46:18
jobs that's what they do I grew up in a00:46:20
small town I left because of that I00:46:22
can't tell you oh you you did overtime00:46:24
time to [ __ ] exactly all my friends that00:46:27
I grew up with got a bunch of kids [ __ ]00:46:29
that's all y'all do y'all don't have00:46:32
about to say I'll just say my my cousin00:46:34
like me grew up in New Jersey and then00:46:37
his mom moved to like somewhere in the00:46:39
South when he was like 16 so he had to00:46:41
go with her and then as soon as he was00:46:43
18 he was like get me out of here all of00:46:45
these girls want me to get them pregnant00:46:48
I'm 18 I'm not doing it that's mindset00:46:51
in I grew up in a really small town00:46:53
that's the mind they just get they all00:46:55
got baby daddies and they like it's just00:46:57
like a Jerry spring or something and00:46:58
there's nothing else to do in those00:46:59
small towns and especially back in the00:47:01
day now things are getting a little bit00:47:02
better but back when I grew growing up00:47:04
in the '90s and early 2000 nothing else00:47:05
to do all these people did is drink and00:47:07
[ __ ] and they didn't use condoms so00:47:09
drink [ __ ] no condoms kids yeah if you00:47:11
don't have ambition man you just you get00:47:13
get into your sexual [ __ ] your more00:47:15
animalistic [ __ ] and you just yeah wait00:47:17
wait till we the comments are I know I00:47:19
know y I know really try to misconstrue00:47:22
this [ __ ] I can't wait to the DMS I'm00:47:24
from I'm from what are they saying man00:47:26
I'm my00:47:27
how the hell you going to think and you00:47:29
hear a baby crying in the back exactly00:47:31
and here's the thing shut the [ __ ] up I00:47:33
grew up a small town I worked at Burger00:47:35
King I'm speaking from truth yes very00:47:37
true I work at Burger King for 10 years00:47:40
damn near I wonder what anybody saying00:47:41
what they laughing or they oh [ __ ] oh00:47:44
[ __ ] someone someone specified not as00:47:46
many abortions in the South which I00:47:48
think is definitely a fact that's true00:47:49
oh that is true not a lot of abortions00:47:51
not a lot of abortions no they're00:47:52
laughing they're having fun okay they're00:47:53
keep they're keeping just wait till we00:47:56
post the clip though and someone says I00:47:57
love AEM for telling the truth all right00:48:01
come out wherever you are godamn but I00:48:04
guess they they don't have abortions00:48:06
they just you saw they just like prison00:48:08
time in Arizona I think they just passed00:48:10
a law in Arizona that like any type of00:48:13
abortion can get you in like prison time00:48:15
I don't know the I read the whole thing00:48:17
but I saw a post about it you know you00:48:19
know why they're doing this man because00:48:21
they want more white00:48:23
babies I believe that they want I think00:48:25
that it's all these brown people coming00:48:28
in refugees they're like that's why I00:48:30
think this is my theory they want all00:48:33
these ukrainians give them everything we00:48:35
just want it to be we need more white00:48:36
people and we got to cuz all these00:48:39
Africans and Caribbeans and Indians00:48:40
they're like [ __ ] that's going to00:48:42
backfire cuz if you say no one can an00:48:43
abortion that means we can't get one00:48:46
either exactly yeah but I think yeah00:48:48
we're going to increase regardless yeah00:48:50
so it's going to be counterproductive00:48:52
yeah so but I think they want to just go00:48:54
come on keep [ __ ] keep your baby or00:48:56
you going but it's actually more maybe I00:48:58
might be wrong but it's more of a00:48:59
detriment to minorities because white00:49:01
people can always figure out a way to00:49:03
get the cuz they have money for the most00:49:04
that's saying all my a lot of whites are00:49:06
broke though I know but systematically00:49:08
get that Twisted yeah yeah but00:49:09
systematically they got more money right00:49:11
well yeah with the wealth Gap because of00:49:13
yeah because of they cheated and [ __ ]00:49:15
yeah yeah 100% but they can but but I00:49:17
mean I don't know but yeah Arizona y'all00:49:19
can't I mean I guess you got to drive to00:49:21
whatever state is closest to get your00:49:23
abortion oh man you know um I'm going to00:49:27
say this uh shout out to um as actors00:49:31
because a lot of stuff's been going on00:49:33
ever since like the strike the strike00:49:36
for the actors was 118 days yeah right00:49:39
but thank God we're live performers cuz00:49:41
I really was like what's going on oh00:49:43
yeah it didn't affect me I'm not booking00:49:45
[ __ ] I'm like I'm at the Chuckle Hut00:49:47
what's going00:49:49
on I got 70 shows at the Chuckle Hut we00:49:52
start on00:49:54
Monday 70 is00:49:57
I got I got 70 shows at the chugle they00:50:01
got a 5:00 or 7:00 a00:50:04
9:00 and 11 o' that's 5 o' in the00:50:08
morning yo um I was GNA say um um00:50:13
Terrence Howard who you know is a00:50:16
phenomenal actor by the way if you ever00:50:18
saw hustle and Flo um um Empire he's00:50:22
been in Crash he's been he's like the00:50:24
Iron Man wasn't he the black he was have00:50:26
you met him00:50:27
I I've seen him before like long time00:50:29
ago at this audition long time ago but I00:50:32
never talked to him or anything yeah and00:50:34
uh CU you know Terrence has that way he00:50:37
talks I think that it's unfair how00:50:40
they're treating me I was paid this much00:50:44
money also that wig was wild he he's00:50:46
shooting something and I knew he was but00:50:48
I still like it's something I have to I00:50:51
have to protect my interest I I think00:50:54
that they're being unfair he sounds00:50:57
light skin yeah how much is he suing for00:50:59
122 million is he suing for 122 million00:51:02
I thought I saw that he's suing CAA yeah00:51:06
Terrence Howard is suing CAA which if00:51:09
you don't know entertainment that's a00:51:10
very big AG that's one of the biggest00:51:12
agencies in Hollywood you know suing CAA00:51:15
I think it's is 122 million Mike how00:51:18
much is he suing for I'm pretty sure it00:51:20
was 122 I could be wrong so don't like00:51:22
quote me or whatever don't quote me boy00:51:25
cuz I ain't say [ __ ] I know something00:51:27
say00:51:29
though how much is he suing for cuz00:51:32
Terence Howard is like doing some he's00:51:34
doing mathematical [ __ ] now I think he00:51:36
definitely deserves more money but I00:51:37
don't 122 go go ahead he says he's owed00:51:40
120 million 120 okay oh he's counting up00:51:43
the [ __ ] probably they underpaid him for00:51:45
certain things he's looking at the gross00:51:47
at with certain so they owe him so we00:51:49
can't show these00:51:51
videos this one should be fine yeah we00:51:54
should be able to show like can we show00:51:55
these videos [ __ ] yeah right have the00:51:58
other podcast is showing videos here we00:52:00
go they represented me they also00:52:04
represented some of the people from Big00:52:05
Bang Theory they also did the deal with00:52:09
Fox my show was with Fox the people from00:52:12
Big Bang was with Fox we had 28 million00:52:15
viewers I don't think big bang was Fox00:52:18
they had 11 million viewers they were00:52:20
getting $2 million damnn near $3 million00:52:23
an episode those white kids they had no00:52:26
name recognition no Oscar nominations00:52:28
none of that we have 28 million viewers00:52:31
and these these Jokers are paying me um00:52:33
$325,000 an episode and I'm like every00:52:36
year every year I'm asking my agents00:52:39
what's going on what's going on I didn't00:52:41
know that the packaging deal my agents00:52:45
were incentivized to keep my pay low so00:52:49
they NE so they'll go to Fox and say no00:52:51
and they'll say no themselves because00:52:53
they were producers they owe me over00:52:57
CAA creative artists ate $120 million00:53:00
based on what would have been paid to00:53:03
White counterparts so now I'm in the00:53:06
process of suing them about it and they00:53:09
when I asked them about it about my00:53:11
money they sent me a check for00:53:14
$666 damn the devil too00:53:18
$666 on his ass00:53:22
$666 exactly not saying where it's from00:53:24
so I was like oh you trying to y'all00:53:27
trying to threaten me00:53:29
this this is a threat this is a threat00:53:33
right here spicy and y'all think but00:53:35
what's funny is like the fact that he's00:53:37
asking for money like a pimp with that00:53:39
hair that is dope you supposed to have00:53:41
my money [ __ ] kind of pimp I'm00:53:43
not going to lie the whole Aura was00:53:44
that's like he's like he should have00:53:46
said man listen man he's like man this00:53:49
was [ __ ] man I agree but also his00:53:51
CAA is on some [ __ ] man they owe me00:53:54
$120 man $120 million M them00:53:57
[ __ ] white boys man yeah he00:53:59
should have he his his comparison was00:54:02
just incorrect though because Big Bang00:54:05
was on a different network you were00:54:06
right that it was CBS it was CBS Big00:54:08
Bang was yeah big bang was on a00:54:10
different network which has different00:54:11
incomes and they have different payment00:54:13
structures and this isn't me saying Big00:54:14
Bang is a good show it's terrible very00:54:16
unfunny I never laughed at it but it was00:54:19
we it was a cult classic and it was00:54:21
wildly successful it was massive so he00:54:23
he should have picked a different00:54:24
comparison because they definitely pay00:54:26
White more that just wasn't a good00:54:28
comparison the fact that they are00:54:30
blatantly doing that [ __ ] is [ __ ] up00:54:33
like you're blatantly paying people00:54:36
because they're they're of skin color00:54:39
like you're literally 1930s what the00:54:42
it's so [ __ ] up it's so [ __ ] up they00:54:44
definitely they're not budging they're00:54:46
not budging there like because it's00:54:48
Hollywood there's no the think there's00:54:50
any rules like yeah Hollywood is the00:54:52
wild wde west well it's it's it's one of00:54:55
those things where you can like practice00:54:57
sexism racism you can literally practice00:55:00
nepotism all the isms you can practice00:55:02
that and go what the [ __ ] you going to00:55:04
do they even I mean they do it in00:55:05
casting all the time because they're00:55:07
like hey we're casting for this type of00:55:09
person and they're like if you're not00:55:10
that type of person we're not hiring you00:55:12
cuz I knew um Terrence I think um00:55:16
Terrence Howard was um suing and then um00:55:19
who what else was he was he was he said00:55:22
he was going to retire from acting he00:55:24
was going to retire from acting and do00:55:25
like math mathematical [ __ ] like math he00:55:28
does math he's always doing math yo can00:55:30
you show Terence Howard doing math it's00:55:32
really funny he goes how do you know one00:55:35
equals one really and then if you take00:55:38
that that's divided by that and then00:55:40
divided by two where he from and that's00:55:43
why they owe me that much00:55:46
money multiply that [ __ ] by00:55:50
2,000 [ __ ] that I'm Terrence Howard00:55:53
goddamn00:55:54
it so they so I'm tired of like going00:55:58
around in circles with them 666 how many00:56:02
seasons did did Big Bang get by the way00:56:04
12 or something something ridic like 7000:56:06
Seasons right I never got to lie it was00:56:08
such a painfully unfunny00:56:10
show how many seasons 12 yeah that's00:56:13
kind of God I think I think 12 is like00:56:16
the magic number for those type of 1200:56:18
Seasons yeah [ __ ] woo has any black 3000:56:23
minute sitcom ever got that many seats00:56:25
po a lot of times they barely get a uh00:56:27
an end episode like a final episode The00:56:30
Way's Brothers didn't get a final00:56:31
episode um there was another one that00:56:33
didn't get and I saw single didn't get a00:56:35
finalis black woman who had an interview00:56:36
it was um sanord son nope not sord son00:56:40
it oh NOP it was the Jefferson the00:56:42
Jeffers they were on for 11 seasons and00:56:44
they didn't get a final episode didn't00:56:45
get a final episode they do black people00:56:47
in Hollywood so00:56:48
dirty it's so dirty it's like I I I just00:56:52
listen and I'm I'm not you know people00:56:55
peopleit a final episode after people00:56:58
always want to go oh why is it always00:57:00
about race I go yeah you tell me why one00:57:04
predominantly black show has 12 seasons00:57:06
and it's Tyler Perry's House of00:57:09
Pain which is the longest running black00:57:12
yeah yeah that one00:57:13
is he filmed it himself he he put his00:57:17
own money up that's why he put his own00:57:19
money up and I'm like oh a network a00:57:22
network show is never going to get my00:57:24
ass started itching my ass started00:57:27
itching oh it's Tyler oh Tyler Perry got00:57:30
a last episode ter Tyler Perry knows how00:57:35
he's very he knows how to V I'm not mad00:57:37
at his business his bus business acument00:57:40
is amazing good for him but I'm talk00:57:43
that's cuz he controlled it I'm talking00:57:45
about the white controlled funded black00:57:49
sitcoms are not cuz he go we didn't even00:57:52
get a last episode [ __ ] Marlon way00:57:54
said we didn't even get a last episode00:57:56
like a final episode we just didn't get00:57:58
one one day they just like hey y'00:57:59
Seinfield got it uh [ __ ] all of those00:58:02
other ones got their friends got that00:58:05
[ __ ] took the idea from somebody else00:58:07
took it from00:58:09
single00:58:13
godamn and speaking of okay what how how00:58:16
long we been up here can we can take a00:58:18
break 55 minutes 55 minutes man oh I00:58:22
could do this um I could do this one uh00:58:25
this jcole thing real quick but I'm talk00:58:27
about da daily later but yeah jcole man00:58:31
so there's a battle between jcole and00:58:34
Kendrick Lamar yeah and I think Kendrick00:58:36
Lamar might have started it I don't know00:58:38
I have you know I didn't hear either of00:58:40
the Rhymes but I just know it's been all00:58:42
over the place but we can't even play00:58:44
the music either we can't even play none00:58:46
of this [ __ ] godamn I wish I could play00:58:48
it but I heard Kendrick dissed dissed uh00:58:52
um Drake and um jcole he honestly I've00:58:56
listened to both cuz I'm a fan of both00:58:57
of them let me go after lightskin yeah I00:59:00
feel like the discs that he had were00:59:03
more Drake Centric than Cole like he00:59:05
definitely talked about both of them but00:59:07
if you listen to it which you have to00:59:08
listen to and I can understand why it's00:59:09
more Drake centc than Cole cuz Jake Cole00:59:12
is really that dude he's like a real00:59:14
Lyricist he talks about real [ __ ]00:59:17
Drake's just been not talking about [ __ ]00:59:20
but in Drake's you know Drake's he does00:59:22
good I mean but there's something about00:59:24
him that yeah bugs me I don't know yeah00:59:27
I feel that so I think that so cuz he's00:59:30
more of a singer to me00:59:34
yeah he's really00:59:37
Poppy I got so many songs on my00:59:44
phone Mike is00:59:52
dancing Z I'm not going to talk about00:59:56
and I got dude I love Drake 0 to 10000:59:59
that's my [ __ ] 0 to 100 real quick yeah01:00:02
yeah he got listen Drake got some01:00:04
bangers yeah of course he does he's01:00:06
Drake of course he got some bangers but01:00:08
jcole these guys are like yeah so he01:00:11
real deal I think he dissed him more but01:00:13
he did technically diss both of them so01:00:15
then J Cole went after him yeah and I01:00:17
heard it was like a seven minute joint01:00:20
yeah like something like that he went01:00:21
after his ass the song was called seven01:00:23
minute drill the song itself was like01:00:25
four or five so he went after him yeah01:00:28
and then he you know and when I was01:00:30
coming up our battles were serious like01:00:34
uh we had we had Kumo D and LL cooj it's01:00:37
old school [ __ ] and they went back and01:00:38
forth it was cannabis versus LL was bad01:00:41
than everybody LL cooj went after01:00:44
[ __ ] um um W cleff Jean he anytime01:00:48
anybody why um LL went against iced tea01:00:51
went against a bunch of people LL was01:00:54
going at everybody [ __ ] with him he was01:00:57
going after everybody and then it was um01:01:00
a big one was um um Jay-Z and Nas yeah01:01:05
it was ether cuz Jay-Z dis Nas and Nas01:01:08
came up with the ether [ __ ]01:01:10
yeah every it was rough but they ended01:01:13
up being know you know kind of coming to01:01:16
like uh apology type of [ __ ] on MTV I01:01:19
remember that [ __ ] cuz it was Hardcore01:01:22
yeah um I I believe I think that n is my01:01:26
favorite Nas really [ __ ] he put his01:01:28
foot in his ass I really cuz Jay-Z is01:01:30
amazing too but Nas is ether holy [ __ ]01:01:34
or like um um Remy Ma against Nicki01:01:38
Minaj and she used the beat ether beat01:01:41
which was fantastic even with uh hit him01:01:44
up and [ __ ] oh oh yeah oh Biggie versus01:01:47
Tupac yeah yeah yeah oh woo but the01:01:50
thing that's the thing so that's why I01:01:51
[ __ ] your [ __ ] right at the beginning01:01:53
wild wild to start a song like that wild01:01:57
[ __ ] I'll get my 44 and make all make01:02:00
get my 44 make sure all your kids don't01:02:03
grow so that's the thing so then Cole01:02:06
like you were going to say he apologized01:02:08
he didn't apologize but he said he01:02:09
regretted he regretted saw it's just01:02:12
like when I and this is me when I looked01:02:14
at the Terry Cruz thing when we did that01:02:16
yeah I actually made an apology yeah01:02:19
yeah because I looked at it and I said I01:02:21
was like nah that didn't hold that01:02:23
didn't sit right with me I did it was01:02:25
too but you know you're in the moment01:02:27
when you're in the moment you're just01:02:28
doing it and as01:02:30
ComEd your comedic mind just goes goes01:02:33
people are laughing and then I was like01:02:35
nah dude that ain't and I know Terry and01:02:37
I was like N I gotta I gotta I gotta01:02:39
that was too much the message wasn't I01:02:43
still meant that but just the the ACT01:02:45
way the way that you I did it I didn't I01:02:47
didn't like it so you you we got the01:02:50
jcole apology right yeah it's there I01:02:53
know that's right let's all that jcole01:02:55
AP ology real quick how about that yeah01:02:58
at dreamville his his concert or tour or01:03:00
whatever or Festival whatever that's01:03:01
what I like he's still dope and he can01:03:03
still pack okay here we go in a way that01:03:06
was that I feel spiritually feel bad on01:03:09
me like like I try to like jab my [ __ ]01:03:12
back and I try to keep it friendly but01:03:14
at the end of the day when I listen to01:03:16
it and when it comes out and I see the01:03:18
talk that [ __ ] don't sit right with my01:03:20
spirit that [ __ ] make me feel that [ __ ]01:03:22
disrupts my [ __ ] Peace So what I want01:03:24
to say right here tonight right is in01:03:26
the midst of me doing that and and in01:03:28
that [ __ ] trying to find a little angle01:03:31
and downplay this this nigga's [ __ ]01:03:34
uh catalog and his greatness I want to01:03:35
say right now tonight how many people01:03:37
think Kendrick Lamar is one of the01:03:39
greatest [ __ ] to ever touch a01:03:40
[ __ ]01:03:42
microphone I think that's amazing01:03:44
dreamville y'all love Kendrick Lamar01:03:47
correct and his concert he said that as01:03:50
do I so I just want to come up here and01:03:52
be like publicly be like01:03:57
I I moved in a way that was that I feel01:04:01
yeah so that that and and everybody's01:04:03
like no man I was at the barber shop01:04:05
they're like no [ __ ] that [ __ ] are you01:04:08
apologizing for man yeah and I'm like I01:04:11
I I get it I think it's all I think it's01:04:15
cool what uh what Ken what I mean what01:04:17
um jcole did I think that's cool I01:04:21
don't like me and Country Wayne man did01:04:24
you guys we always we he called me I I01:04:27
gave my number um he knows my agent I01:04:30
said he can call me man we can talk we01:04:33
talked that was cool we was good I don't01:04:35
think there's anything wrong with what01:04:38
Jay Cole did it doesn't make him no punk01:04:40
or nothing yeah I think the hip-hop01:04:42
Community just loves beef and I think01:04:44
the hip-hop Community is just mad that01:04:46
they didn't get what they wanted so now01:04:48
they like oh yeah you a [ __ ] you a01:04:50
[ __ ] you a this because they like bch01:04:52
from it yeah they like beef they wanted01:04:54
they wanted to see more they want they01:04:57
want the drama and now that they're not01:04:59
going to get it they're going to call01:05:00
him every name because you know I'mma01:05:02
say jcole way to go man [ __ ] that you01:05:06
above that that's dope do your music01:05:08
maybe you guys we can get a collab going01:05:10
or some [ __ ] that would be supremely01:05:13
fire you know what I'm saying so it even01:05:15
Nas and Jay-Z they [ __ ] squashed01:05:17
their [ __ ] and then they made an album01:05:19
they did some stuff on American Gangster01:05:21
they did like two songs Let it breathe01:05:23
and some other [ __ ] they [ __ ] killed01:05:25
it black president let it bre so this is01:05:28
dope like collabs is what I want to see01:05:30
yeah yeah I agree you know what I'm01:05:31
saying so I thought that was a big big01:05:33
move by um jcole I think as a man good01:05:37
for you bro we need to learn to be able01:05:39
to apologize to each other what the [ __ ]01:05:42
this see but our culture is so [ __ ]01:05:44
it's too much pride bro we like too much01:05:48
that's the but the thing is to much we01:05:50
really like the messiness that I mean01:05:52
that's why and we've talked about this01:05:53
before that's why Cat Williams interview01:05:55
did the numbers it did yeah we like01:05:58
Messi unfortunately but so but I I do01:06:02
like when people are called out on their01:06:03
[ __ ] I like that too oh 100% call people01:06:06
out to because he was calling people out01:06:08
on the [ __ ] not saying that everything01:06:10
was true but he was01:06:11
calling Yeah by all means and everybody01:06:14
was like oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] but I01:06:16
just wish he kept that same energy on01:06:18
other things as well on Joe Rogan01:06:20
correct yeah he they felt like Cat01:06:23
Williams was very calm on roogan he was01:06:25
high he was high and they talked about01:06:27
space yeah and roan three hours and and01:06:30
and Cat Williams goes yeah Joe Rogan01:06:32
always having unfunny comics on his show01:06:34
and and then he he should have stayed on01:06:35
there talk about that and then he went01:06:37
on the show and proceeded to be01:06:39
unfunny like I was like damn K I thought01:06:42
you were gonna go Yo Joe you need to01:06:43
bring some more [ __ ] like Rogan01:06:46
what's up man everybody's waiting for me01:06:47
to get on Rogan like Rogan's making01:06:50
[ __ ] Kings right now but I01:06:52
shout out to Adam Corolla who always01:06:54
puts me on his show Adam roller and01:06:56
guess what guess what guess what I did01:06:58
today what I did um will I am's podcast01:07:02
today oh dope um with his AI he has a AI01:07:06
Fiona character with AI so I'm the first01:07:08
person on his show will I am and by the01:07:11
way I want to really it come out do you01:07:13
know no I don't know yet I really want01:07:15
to thank will I am because he donated to01:07:19
my go fundme for my special oh that's01:07:21
[ __ ] dope he donated like he doubled01:07:24
my [ __ ] word my [ __ ] was at about 13 I'm01:07:29
at 34,000 God damn Will I Am said God01:07:33
fory I got you man I met Will I Am first01:07:35
of all Will I Am is one of the smartest01:07:38
smartest individual where am I at now 3401:07:41
I'm at 30 what am I 3 34 250 I was at01:07:45
and I was in the teens and it says it on01:07:47
top William Adams $20,000 God damn he01:07:51
gave me 20 grand Jesus [ __ ] a listen01:07:55
will I'm trying to do a special too and01:07:58
Will I Am gave me 20 grand yo that's01:08:01
dope from the black ey PS Will I Am gave01:08:04
me 20,000 today that's dope I and I and01:08:07
all I said was like he goes what are you01:08:09
up to I said you know I got to go fund01:08:11
me I'm doing a GoFundMe from I want to01:08:13
um do a special at the end of the year01:08:15
or at least the beginning 2025 I want to01:08:17
do a special I'm raising money all the01:08:19
way up till December because I'm not01:08:21
being approached by Netflix I'm not01:08:23
being approached by am and I'm not01:08:25
saying I'm not I'm not really right like01:08:28
pursuing it as hard you want to do your01:08:30
own so and I go you know what01:08:32
everybody's been really doing things on01:08:34
their own you got Andrew Schultz and Sh01:08:37
Shan Gil everybody's killing it and then01:08:39
the people are coming to them because of01:08:41
the numbers yeah you know and um I said01:08:44
you know what I'm going to do the01:08:45
GoFundMe I'm I think I'm the first comic01:08:48
to actually start a GoFundMe to do a01:08:49
special yeah whatever and my my my fans01:08:53
said hey man why don't you do a GoFundMe01:08:55
yeah well that's because a lot of the01:08:56
people don't have to because they have01:08:58
patreon and they're making $100,000 a01:09:02
month on P and I don't know if patreon01:09:04
is is patreon is01:09:06
lucrative like nowadays or is it just01:09:09
has it slowed down or is it still it is01:09:11
lucrative and I hate saying this is01:09:12
lucrative as [ __ ] for white people wow I01:09:15
don't I don't think there's any I I01:09:17
could be wrong if I'm wrong please tell01:09:18
me I'm Mar I don't think there's any01:09:19
black podcast making anywhere near what01:09:22
the white I know most well well there's01:09:24
more whites01:09:26
exactly but here's another thing too but01:09:28
also white people pay for [ __ ] here's01:09:29
another thing too black people want the01:09:31
hook up yeah here's here's another thing01:09:33
too about us our folks this is my theory01:09:36
and I'm seeing the simple chats if you01:09:37
agree the one thing about the cult white01:09:41
white men and women yeah you can be01:09:43
nerdy and they love that [ __ ] they they01:09:47
they'll bum rush because most of them01:09:49
are nerds most of them are goofy yeah01:09:52
and so and a lot of them are nerds and they01:09:55
like nerdy [ __ ] that's why a lot of01:09:57
black nerds will befriend them because01:09:59
they're accepted more yeah with our01:10:02
culture they'll be like man [ __ ] that01:10:04
corny [ __ ] oh he corny you know01:10:07
we all everybody has to be super hip to01:10:09
be black and that's [ __ ] cuz there01:10:11
are so many black nerds in the world a01:10:14
lot go to any anime convention yeah and01:10:17
so it's it's like they would rather go01:10:19
see the Shane gillis's the black nerds01:10:22
and go see those other guys than you01:10:24
know what I mean and I think that's01:10:26
where we can't if you do a patreon it's01:10:29
hard to pull these people in because01:10:31
they go yo man well do we get a hookup01:10:33
do we get this do we get I go dude all01:10:35
you all do is have to show up in a group01:10:38
cumulative yeah it's like come on and I01:10:41
I that's what I'm thinking because yeah01:10:43
I think so let's keep it 100 there's01:10:45
some I know white Comics that ain't01:10:47
funny for [ __ ] but they gotta following01:10:49
the oh yeah as soon as they tickets go01:10:52
on sale but they and that's Beau for01:10:56
they follow their people they they and01:10:58
and and most of the times they look like01:11:00
the [ __ ] yeah they look like01:11:02
them you go show for some people if01:11:04
you're a balding white guy there's01:11:06
balding white dudes hanging buying your01:11:08
tickets with us it's like oh man I don't01:11:12
know this [ __ ] he better be01:11:13
funny he better this better that they01:11:15
don't just come and say we just like01:11:17
this [ __ ] I want to be in the01:11:18
same room some people do some people do01:11:20
right no I got yeah listen we got to we01:11:23
got to make a disclaimer because I've01:11:24
been done shows before at a collect I'm01:11:27
in the side [ __ ] room cuz I ain't01:11:29
sound tiet like that but I've done shows01:11:30
before where people have come and they01:11:32
sat up front and and black people like01:11:34
we just saw a black dude on the flyer01:11:36
and we like we'll come and see black01:11:38
that's how it should be that exactly but01:11:41
that does not happen often enough and01:11:43
Indian people do it Asian they go he's01:11:46
Asian [ __ ] it let's just support the guy01:11:49
but we always it's a special kind of01:11:51
black you got to be well I thought you01:11:54
was going to be corny just show the [ __ ]01:11:56
up yeah cuz they always question your01:11:58
Blackness if you're not Hood enough like01:11:59
oh you black people that are sucking01:12:02
onto this [ __ ] stereotype they're01:12:04
they're drowning in that dumb [ __ ]01:12:05
drowning in it and I go if you see01:12:07
Hannibal buris just go [ __ ] see the01:12:10
guy yeah you know go see ke go see me01:12:13
just go cuz we're black who gives a [ __ ]01:12:16
and then if you don't think we're funny then leave and then when you go they01:12:18
sucked you go all right that's fair I01:12:20
gave him a try what do oh man I I I've01:12:24
watched a lot of [ __ ]01:12:25
some white comics where I'm like this01:12:27
[ __ ] is whack and they're but they're01:12:29
there goingo and they're sold out and01:12:31
even when you're bombing they gooo they01:12:33
clap y right that like this yeah yeah01:12:37
that means you bomb in a predominantly01:12:39
white audience when they go W yeah that01:12:42
means you're boming yeah yeah but but at01:12:44
least it's a positive yeah but they're01:12:45
happy to be there like hey he was01:12:47
terrible we'll never see him again black01:12:48
people would be like this man it's some01:12:49
[ __ ] yeah God damn Boo and my my my01:12:54
my audiences are mixed it's it's Interra01:12:56
it's it's interracial it's great it's01:12:58
like very diverse which I like and uh01:13:01
and and it's just come on I think that's01:13:03
what it is it's that cultural [ __ ] that01:13:05
the reason why a lot of podcast unless01:13:07
it's you know if it's Joe Buon or01:13:09
whatever if it's some controver you know01:13:11
[ __ ] dogging each other even01:13:13
even his I don't think he's making money01:13:15
on patreon I don't think he P I don't01:13:17
even know I didn't he might not I don't01:13:18
know him personally I don't know him at01:13:19
all but I don't think he has a I I know01:13:21
the I don't know any patreon I don't01:13:23
know and I could be wrong but I don't01:13:24
know any black podcast that's on patreon01:13:28
that is making numbers like this I could01:13:31
be wrong but I don't know any maybe so01:13:33
what are you gonna say Mike Mike's gonna01:13:35
say something all right I just looked up01:13:37
Joe Buon has a podcast Network on01:13:40
patreon okay uh I'm seeing 820 posts and01:13:43
a join for free option I'm not seeing uh01:13:46
like the stats you see that tell you01:13:48
like how many subscribers how much he's01:13:50
making Etc right so anyway um we're01:13:54
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