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it damn Come here the bus is coming00:00:36
preset No thanks I'll wait Get on00:00:41
And far away00:00:43
[music]00:00:44
to Turkey00:00:46
[music]00:01:17
How do you like my hat00:01:25
where exactly did you agree to00:01:27
meet him at the airport where it's the00:01:29
same as let's meet in00:01:31
the forest but you me I'm amazed, don't get excited,00:01:34
you know, dad, unlike you,00:01:36
never be late, it means we're late,00:01:39
that everyone in Turkey will wait for him And if you're00:01:43
on a plane,00:01:44
it means you won't fly anywhere00:01:51
ha-ha, I'll fly great00:01:55
Lesh00:01:57
zero00:02:01
[music]00:02:02
Thank you,00:02:07
what are you doing Trofimov if the sky is like that a00:02:10
democratic leader00:02:13
And damn it will work00:02:17
Nothing happened00:02:25
I don’t know I don’t know Everything bye bye00:02:30
now00:02:36
excuse me00:02:37
sorry it’s00:02:39
good that it’s Saturday there are no traffic jams And I was already00:02:42
thinking about flying to Turkey for you in these00:02:45
Sochi with European-quality renovation I was happy Thank you00:03:14
warm up and we’ll work hard for you here00:03:18
but it’s a very good feeling, it’s bad when00:03:22
a boss is jealous of his subordinates00:03:31
[music]00:03:42
I thought it would take us an hour to get there, but we00:03:44
got there in 20 minutes, it costs a maximum of00:03:46
300 And I’ll give you 500 woman We00:03:49
agreed on 700 Yes, I got from Perm00:03:52
to Moscow for 700, just come on they00:03:54
gave it to her and it wasn’t smoky and the music did00:03:56
n’t sound like your bandit Type Are you00:03:58
crazy And it’s not a lot of money,00:04:05
I absolutely agree00:04:08
[music]00:04:15
[music]00:04:23
rat is a criminal00:04:26
[music]00:04:30
[applause]00:04:45
[music]00:04:50
this is not Chelyabinsk anymore00:04:54
[music]00:04:56
Maxim Aleksandrovich00:04:59
[music]00:05:01
where have you been like here for00:05:07
43 minutes00:05:13
their best employee of the clinic00:05:15
has been seen off00:05:22
no only in Europe00:05:27
60 years old liked00:05:54
Shulzhenko Hermes And in general 20 GB of00:05:58
music what music 300 records this00:06:01
includes Maxim Sanych it’s very simple here00:06:03
square turn off triangle turn on00:06:26
500 rubles how much 50000:06:38
let's hurry up My name is, well,00:06:41
pay it inconveniently hryvnia,00:06:48
it's your friends who chipped in and gave00:06:56
a dollar, take it,00:07:02
and there's more than 500,00:07:08
why did they take it00:07:12
because this bag that your00:07:15
parents collected, our parents,00:07:24
and that means I'm going ashore, taking off my00:07:28
mask00:07:32
to me the boy runs up and says00:07:38
ha ha ha00:07:41
Evgeniya Tell me, do you believe it? The sign is00:07:45
such a big airport, thousands of people. And you and00:07:48
I are flying on the same plane. You are alone, I am00:07:51
alone, in my opinion,00:08:02
that same boy with swimming trunks.00:08:13
That again, a bummer, you couldn’t immediately00:08:16
guess that he is married, by00:08:19
the way. He later he came up,00:08:22
it doesn’t matter,00:08:25
maybe I should have asked him, I00:08:29
should have00:08:31
consulted first, next time I’ll00:08:33
definitely consult, but there00:08:36
may not be a next time.00:08:40
Hello goddesses00:08:43
[music] As00:08:46
I understand it, you are going to fly to the Abode of00:08:49
Sin. There’s no follow-up mine is still a man with a00:08:53
child00:08:54
Well then tell him that he is an00:08:57
absolutely free guy Slava from00:09:01
Chelyabinsk this is my00:09:04
plan you are standing here00:09:15
[music] Do00:09:30
you remember our code00:09:34
remember what the first point of our00:09:37
code says don’t approach dad when he’s00:09:39
talking to auntie What should00:09:42
Denis do when dad talks00:09:45
wait00:09:51
and what did you do didn’t wait means what does it00:09:56
mean What does it00:09:58
mean what time tomorrow00:10:03
[music]00:10:06
dad, well, she’s ugly00:10:10
180000:10:12
[music]00:10:19
No, well, run quickly registration because00:10:22
where are you already Fedya, there’s a kiosk over there, what are you00:10:26
guys that lucky fabulously lucky00:10:29
5 star hotel two swimming pools three swimming pools00:10:32
Turkish bath sauna Trofimov gym00:10:36
Hall inclusive What does this mean I don’t know00:10:40
food coffee00:10:44
locally produced alcohol I00:10:45
strongly don’t recommend Yes Turkish00:10:48
whiskey It’s the same as00:10:50
Pakistani ice cream it’s better not to00:10:53
try it00:10:55
buy here in Duty Free00:11:00
Well, or Sanych,00:11:06
everything is fine,00:11:09
nice old man,00:11:15
please, your tickets00:11:17
and passports, please,00:11:21
passport,00:11:25
your passport,00:11:27
you have it, just a second,00:11:32
I don’t have it,00:11:47
no nerves, everyone here wants to fly away as soon as possible.00:11:49
What happened,00:11:52
Lesha, again, with his repertoire, we00:11:55
put the passport somewhere I don’t understand All the passports,00:11:57
all the documents were in one place00:12:07
Now wait00:12:10
[music]00:12:23
I wonder why we need a kettle in Turkey00:12:26
because it’s a gift00:12:30
and now I understand why it’s so00:12:33
heavy there’s probably also a refrigerator and a00:12:36
TV,00:12:37
but if only someone was sober and I00:12:39
had to pump it out all night,00:12:42
and if someone hadn’t left on their honeymoon the00:12:46
day after the00:12:47
wedding, someone would have been sober.00:12:49
We were given a trip completely00:12:52
free of charge, we say thank you, of course00:13:00
[music]00:13:04
Oh,00:13:05
that’s my wedding dress, that’s probably my00:13:09
mother put your drunken mother00:13:13
Ruslan Good good Our drunken mother00:13:17
put our wedding dress on our00:13:20
honeymoon rent 50 bucks a00:13:23
day00:13:25
[music]00:13:28
and I said that we had to buy it00:13:32
bought00:13:34
[music]00:13:42
[music]00:13:44
Okay00:13:46
don’t be upset Well, think about it bought00:13:49
bought00:13:51
Well you yourself00:13:54
I wanted to blame myself I should have checked the bag00:14:00
[music]00:14:06
Oh hello, pigeons, you don’t have a can opener, I’ll00:14:09
take out some household items or00:14:12
a lighter or something, I just don’t want to00:14:13
spoil the furniture and we don’t smoke Well,00:14:23
great, why are00:14:28
you here or something, I see things00:14:31
to lay out00:14:33
Slava00:14:34
from Chelyabinsk00:14:38
Ruslan and this is Masha my wife00:14:44
and in what city do00:14:46
such00:14:47
cheerful people live in Zhitomir?00:14:51
It’s clear, but I’m from the city of Metallurgists, Bazhov’s fairy tales00:14:54
and cheap bowling,00:14:58
it’s clear that a00:15:26
can of Tequila would be swallowed up to a hundredweight of lemon here,00:15:30
yes00:15:32
[laughter]00:15:49
Why are you silent, just say that you don’t00:15:51
want to fly anywhere with me Diana,00:15:53
what are you saying? Well, I’m saying what00:15:55
you hear, you’re always in your thoughts with your00:15:58
[ __ ] work, and Diana is00:16:02
generally in tenth place for you, where is the00:16:12
yolk00:16:17
[music]00:16:48
[applause]00:16:53
and where is she00:16:56
Diana wait Diana Well, wait a minute Well, do00:16:59
n’t worry Well, don’t freak out, no one00:17:01
will go anywhere, but Diana, just wait, it00:17:05
will be better Why such sacrifices00:17:17
[music]00:17:25
We probably won’t go anywhere, so it’s00:17:28
clear that Trofimov,00:17:30
including the director’s regime, the clinic00:17:33
allocated trips to its best specialist00:17:35
so that he could rest and then00:17:37
he returned and again worked for three years without00:17:40
days off, but personally, what are you00:17:42
going to do? Well, are you going to come back or will you set up a joke there?00:17:52
I won’t give you tickets by00:17:56
stop stop stop it turns out00:17:58
[music]00:18:00
Today is what day is Saturday correct 200:18:03
is Well, then I got sick00:18:06
I got sick it was bad00:18:08
at night there a little then we’ll come up with a trip00:18:12
to Turkey without no need00:18:33
I Instantly00:18:35
[music]00:19:01
that this is a smart flashlight How smart it is, it00:19:07
has a Siren receiver and a calculator00:19:11
and are you sure that you need it00:19:13
of course I’m sure00:19:14
[music]00:19:19
Congratulations on your purchase of00:19:24
up to 400 rubles on a battery Denis I00:19:27
was expecting you money Well, a flashlight costs 99 dollars, the00:19:36
seventh point of our code is the00:19:41
money that dad gave for the whole of Turkey.00:19:44
Well, I won’t need anything there, so that00:19:50
means nothing. You won’t need00:19:52
chewing gum. You won’t need ice cream.00:19:54
You won’t need computer rooms00:19:58
while all the children will ride on a00:20:01
banana. you will sit on the shore00:20:03
counting on a calculator and listen00:20:06
How many times could you go for a ride00:20:09
with the children How many times could you00:20:13
Well, well, well,00:20:16
well, well, let's go buy you00:20:20
smart batteries,00:20:23
dad, there are 12 of them, how many do you need00:20:30
[laughter] the00:20:32
new clowns right after the wedding00:21:00
didn't work out well00:21:02
Actually, she’s Masha What’s the difference,00:21:05
yes00:21:07
And I had my first wedding night a year before00:21:11
the wedding and after the wedding Yes, there was no00:21:14
wedding, that’s the point, okay00:21:27
Ruslan, you can turn him off,00:21:31
maybe I want a00:21:34
normal guy She said it herself.00:21:37
Meeting someone will be more fun,00:21:39
well, no with the same person in our house there are half of00:21:41
Zhytomyr Tell him that we are on a00:21:44
honeymoon We want to be together00:21:49
uncomfortable the man treated us to beer like that00:21:52
Give him back the money Okay okay00:21:57
Well eat Don't be angry well the00:22:09
villain registration ends there already00:22:24
[music]00:22:34
[music]00:22:37
how long can you walk this grandfather has00:22:40
one damn thing00:22:44
But it’s like an old story, we’ve00:22:48
arrived now I would like you to00:22:51
land together too, you00:22:53
laid out all the metal objects00:22:55
Raise your hands,00:23:00
but00:23:01
as they say That’s why I’m women, what do you have00:23:05
a bullet here00:23:07
What a bullet, well-aimed daughter,00:23:11
go through the next one00:23:17
[music ]00:23:24
What is it that you have the00:23:27
smartest flashlight in the world on a tape00:23:30
put00:23:44
that you have handbags00:23:49
[music]00:23:57
you’re a damn villain00:24:03
[music]00:24:18
Yes, I’m a girl, I’ll hand over the contracts00:24:21
so the keys to the laboratory through Victor00:24:26
[music]00:24:32
Thank you, goodbye00:24:35
[music]00:24:54
the man is already resting00:24:57
Well now the most important thing for00:25:04
Aliku Tik yes Well, this is00:25:09
the Law of Meanness, it’s not that it’s too late, they00:25:13
’re sending me on a business trip to00:25:16
Norilsk, maybe he’ll choose that we’re opening a00:25:18
new clinic there, he didn’t say that we’re opening it,00:25:21
I think for at least a week,00:25:26
yes,00:25:28
yes, well, you know he’s not interested in other people’s problems00:25:31
work works only00:25:33
work00:25:34
Yes,00:25:38
now after arrival no00:25:44
Well, that's it, boarding at the plant Well, that's it, cat and00:25:47
kiss you Well, bye my dear00:25:52
everyone Frida Let's00:25:54
go00:25:57
Can you have your phone number00:26:02
[music]00:26:07
it's me Diana00:26:16
Thank you why00:26:18
[music]00:26:20
Hello,00:26:22
come forward00:26:24
Hello Hello,00:26:27
come, get busy00:26:30
[ music]00:26:44
Hello00:26:46
[music]00:27:17
please Good good where to go00:27:26
Thank you00:27:30
[music]00:27:44
Good evening00:27:50
and get ready for Turkey00:27:53
Russia holiday Hello Hello00:28:02
[music]00:28:11
most and gentlemen our flight takes place at an00:28:15
altitude of 9000 meters the temperature outside is00:28:18
-47 degrees during the flight you will00:28:21
Lunch and refreshments are offered00:28:32
Calling the flight attendant is above00:28:34
your seat during the flight Requests to00:28:37
refrain from smoking Have a nice flight00:28:40
Why such a cold friendship,00:28:47
then they wanted something Beautiful, do you want to00:28:51
marry me00:28:53
Please forgive me how long we still have to00:28:56
fly two hours Thank you00:28:59
that should be enough00:29:06
please package good00:29:21
Yeah00:29:23
Listen to the rudder How many people did you have00:29:25
at the wedding00:29:27
33 3400:29:29
[music]00:29:33
now00:29:35
134 will be00:29:38
ladies and gentlemen00:29:43
attention00:29:48
the day before yesterday my friend ruli his Varvara00:29:51
had a wedding00:30:04
[music]00:30:14
[music]00:30:17
he only has two thoughts: drink and00:30:20
drag someone into bed00:30:23
Hello goddesses have a00:30:26
drink Would you like goddesses don’t drink00:30:31
But in vain there is a wonderful reason yesterday my00:30:35
friend00:30:38
got married It’s a00:30:42
sin not to knock out the girls By the way there is00:30:45
a sign whoever doesn’t drink at a wedding will00:30:48
never get married again thank you I00:30:52
was already married00:31:09
[music]00:31:12
you feel bad yes Well just be patient we’ll get there soon I00:31:15
also heard someone say that the flight is normal00:31:38
[music]00:31:46
good job00:31:50
[music]00:31:58
I’m kidding I’m kidding let’s become a proletariat let’s00:32:02
just let the clown at the00:32:07
helm not spoil the holiday and00:32:11
we’ll kill the villain tomorrow, we00:32:30
can take it from you Yeah00:32:35
the device00:32:39
In short, I came up with everything, you’re really00:32:42
lucky that I flew with you, you will see00:32:45
Turkey from its right side, Istanbul, you and I00:32:48
will not go for me, what should I do, I went00:32:51
twice, the first time was even less00:32:52
interesting, but the second time was not at all00:32:55
[music]00:33:11
Yes, Vyacheslav Aleksandrovich Listen, let’s00:33:16
agree,00:33:17
for example, trips I will be for you're just00:33:19
Slava good00:33:23
Slava00:33:26
no00:33:28
Let's better00:33:29
Vyacheslav Aleksandrovich00:33:44
[music]00:33:51
[music]00:34:00
[music]00:34:23
[music]00:34:35
What are you doing00:34:37
Russia00:34:38
[music]00:34:46
And we'll go a completely different way,00:35:08
look at the sea and learn how to rest00:35:12
now will show you00:35:17
[music]00:35:28
Ruslan let's go goodbye00:35:31
[music]00:35:33
Yes, you're Ukrainian let's go Slavka get up come on00:35:40
Turkey Slavka Try to00:35:46
beat him on the cheeks00:35:49
Ruslan airport00:35:58
hello Hello00:36:02
I'm glad to welcome you all the most00:36:04
hospitable country in the world in Turkey so I hope everyone had a00:36:07
good flight00:36:10
Some of you even had a good00:36:13
flight00:36:18
[music]00:36:21
Guys, let's get acquainted, my Turkish00:36:24
name is a little complicated00:36:34
[music]00:36:35
[laughter] [00:36:42
laughter] [00:36:50
laughter]00:36:58
[laughter]00:37:20
that means Okay00:37:22
Trofimov Maxim00:37:26
is here, what's wrong00:37:30
Trofimov Alexey00:37:33
I'm00:37:36
Karpina I'm00:37:45
pretty00:38:04
[music]00:38:33
[music]00:38:45
last time you were better00:38:48
Fedya look what a fairy tale will go00:38:52
[music]00:39:16
so guys pay attention to me and to00:39:20
this beautiful girl she works in00:39:22
this hotel and will help you relax00:39:24
and I say goodbye to you until tomorrow Okay00:39:27
see you see you bye bye00:39:30
Hello My name is Olga I am a manager00:39:33
for working with guests from Russia and the CIS countries.00:39:35
My desk is located near the reception. I am here00:39:37
from 10:00 in the morning until 6:00 in the evening. My00:39:39
internal phone number is 220. For any00:39:41
questions you are interested in, you can00:39:43
contact me.00:39:51
Turn off00:39:54
Sorry, but now Go through everything to00:39:58
reception hand over your passports the party00:40:00
will give you the keys00:40:04
[music]00:40:19
Hello Olga00:40:24
in short Trofimov I have agreed on almost everything00:40:28
so that Maxim can be disturbed Today than here00:40:30
together and tomorrow we will be resettled Wow00:40:40
Well Trofimov00:40:43
your promotion up the career ladder depends only on you00:40:46
So what do we have there00:40:58
This is what -Vova, yours is more spacious.00:41:03
You have a single-seat dad.00:41:06
Listen Alexey, I understand00:41:10
you had a fight or something. Yes, something00:41:14
like this Lana, pony, take it into your head. Well, it’s up to you to00:41:17
decide, she’s here, take her passport,00:41:26
where did you get it from? You give it to me00:41:33
when00:41:35
Yesterday you spent the night at Diana’s, you00:41:38
gave me my passport And now I’m looking at it, it’s not mine.00:41:41
Look, I have it lying there00:41:45
[music]00:42:06
Well, what do you want from me?00:42:09
As far as I remember, you’re my wife,00:42:14
I’d show you my passport. Unfortunately,00:42:18
take a break on this particular day hotel coincidence00:42:25
you're doing the right thing, listen, I need to talk to00:42:27
you00:42:32
please, I accidentally took someone else's passport,00:42:35
can I have a removable clock from 10 to 6 pm00:42:39
[music]00:42:45
[music]00:42:56
yes,00:43:00
what time is it?00:43:03
Yes, I'm already on my way. And where are you? At the metalworks.00:43:08
Okay, so far,00:43:20
what the heck? here's the landscape00:43:25
Wow, how amazing is it here00:43:32
[music]00:43:48
Hello,00:43:53
what time is it?00:43:57
Yes, I'm already on my way. And where are you? At the metalworks.00:44:01
Okay, bye wow, what a00:44:22
landscape here. Wow, how00:44:26
awesome is it here? This is a00:44:31
beauty. Go crazy00:44:34
[music]00:44:43
Oh, come in,00:44:58
Hello00:44:59
Ni damn who are you Rusik00:45:05
Who is he, how many of them were there, one where is he00:45:11
Show me this villain I’ll bite off his Adam’s apple00:45:14
Yes okay What’s okay What’s okay I’ve only had my00:45:18
best friend offended by you, you only offended him00:45:20
Show me let’s go let’s sort it out Well let’s go wait a00:45:25
minute Yes, that’s the00:45:47
steering wheel00:45:49
Sorry about the00:45:52
steering wheel I’m sorry I'm sorry, but oh well, I don't00:45:56
remember brother,00:46:34
we had anything. What am00:46:39
I saying, now you and I have a secret00:46:44
despite your snoring Trofimov I had a wonderful00:46:48
sleep00:46:50
Good morning Vyacheslav Aleksandrovich00:46:53
good00:46:59
Well, you're lucky Trofimov What about Turkey00:47:03
beaches vacation00:47:13
I'm sick now and At the same time, I’m opening a00:47:15
clinic in Norilsk, I’m just dreaming of a dead man.00:47:18
So let’s go00:47:21
eat, look around the area and mark the00:47:24
territory. We need to hand over our passport to Moscow.00:47:27
Yes, listen, this is fun. Well, Maxim,00:47:31
a little bit. But on the other hand, if it weren’t for him,00:47:34
we wouldn’t have had him this night,00:47:37
maybe by mail, but better you00:47:46
also don’t need to come up with the pigeons so that you can resettle us, otherwise00:47:52
God forbid something else happens. Yes, I already00:47:55
tried, she yelled at me,00:47:59
and you try again today, maybe it00:48:01
will be kinder,00:48:04
but it won’t be, we’ll fire her, in general, it’s your00:48:07
duty to help us people who are tired00:48:10
in Russia00:48:14
[ music]00:48:16
Opa Good morning Great How you slept00:48:19
well00:48:22
Hello Now let's go have breakfast no I00:48:25
already had breakfast00:48:26
somewhere in my room We were given breakfast on the plane00:48:30
and I didn't finish it all Do you want there to be some00:48:33
sausage left No thanks00:48:35
again I give it my wish Maxim Sanych It's great00:48:38
how you just have a good rest It’s00:48:41
cold in the room and the TV doesn’t work,00:48:44
son, look, maybe the batteries are dead Dad,00:48:47
this is the remote control for the air conditioner00:48:49
Your division I’m the one who hasn’t left your player yet. The00:48:59
puncture in your division.00:49:04
I’ll see you bye-bye Maxim.00:49:06
Leave the young couple alone00:49:08
[music] you00:49:30
could sleep for an hour, at least00:49:34
they told me that in Turkey's best00:49:36
sun up to 11 after three And everything else00:49:39
is00:49:40
just Ultraviolet00:49:43
sing00:49:45
where Nastya is00:49:47
swimming and no one is spinning around her anyone is00:49:49
spinning Ultraviolet who is00:49:53
lying before 100:49:58
t00:50:01
[music]00:50:06
17,500 by the way, good for an hour with a discount00:50:09
And without a discount you know how much it was00:50:10
I wish I00:50:12
could stop counting,00:50:14
I can’t, I’m closing my eyes00:50:16
in front of my nose, the numbers are00:50:19
interesting, did the girls hand in the quarterly report00:50:21
or not, did the00:50:25
parents let’s go swimming00:50:32
[music]00:50:35
at the sea when we go after three Why00:50:39
Nastya, so that the sea warms up for me, our00:50:43
girl from the accounting department told me She00:50:45
also went to Turkey first day in the morning00:50:47
in the sea, cold great and climbed I caught a cold00:50:50
all week, lay in00:50:52
the room with fever and all snotty,00:50:54
lousy aspirin in the description00:50:56
costs 10 dollars, good thing the ticket00:50:59
wasn’t cheap in January, by the00:51:01
way, only 7000 I’ll go get some juice, I’ll go00:51:05
Fedya’s00:51:08
bar from here we can see00:51:11
go with her00:51:13
[music]00:51:21
So, well, look,00:51:25
take a plate, serve yourself whatever you00:51:29
want And as much as you want, the buffet is00:51:33
well-made00:51:37
Bon appetit Thank you Well,00:51:40
let's sit what the Swedes didn't eat00:51:42
Maxim You00:51:46
can serve as much as you want Well, it's00:51:50
somehow wrong00:51:53
if I give myself a lot It means that00:51:57
someone won’t have enough00:52:07
[music]00:52:15
[music]00:52:22
tasteless power00:52:31
[music]00:52:33
Yes,00:52:36
the earth is also generous because there are cooks in the world;00:52:41
in our school there was a poster like this hanging00:52:44
on the wall00:52:51
[music]00:52:59
nothing for us don’t00:53:02
[music]00:53:11
That’s why you brought him He’ll beat you again,00:53:14
maybe we the man apologized, in the00:53:17
end he was drunk and doesn’t remember anything00:53:20
[music]00:53:22
Take it on his finger for a day, you have a00:53:24
new month with them,00:53:26
maybe what do you00:53:29
want? I won’t communicate with him at all, I don’t00:53:32
want to Mash, well, that’s also not possible, man, we have00:53:36
all our hearts after all00:53:37
[music]00:53:38
if you don’t stop talking to him00:53:40
I’ll go home today00:53:45
Well, okay, well, I promise you00:53:48
[music]00:54:05
[music]00:54:11
Ruslan00:54:18
bye Slavik00:54:23
[music]00:54:29
[laughter]00:54:31
So get married00:54:34
[music]00:54:45
[applause]00:54:52
[music]00:55:03
Hello everyone How I slept I can’t hear I00:55:05
slept well I remind you that I am00:55:09
your wild one My name is Oleg Gazmanov00:55:15
Well I see you all in a good00:55:18
mood This means that I'll earn00:55:20
a lot of money, it's a joke, it's a00:55:31
huge country with its own traditions and00:55:34
monuments,00:55:46
and that's why I want to offer it to00:55:50
everyone. I offer four excursions.00:55:53
This is a trip to Istanbul, a boat trip, the00:55:56
Old City and tales of the East about childhood, a00:56:00
trip to Istanbul is 100 dollars,00:56:02
the rest are 70 dollars each, but if you00:56:05
take all four trips, then it will be00:56:07
250 dollars, 60 dollars cheaper and00:56:11
one trip is free. But you00:56:14
can only take it for free.00:56:20
I see you are not only beautiful but also cunning,00:56:25
but you are my friends. I have a friend who00:56:28
flew in Turkey and00:56:30
she told me that You can’t order from guides,00:56:33
comrades, firstly, it’s twice as00:56:36
expensive and secondly, they take us to00:56:39
souvenir shops on their friends00:56:40
yes yes Fedya and then they earn00:56:50
cars, believe me And also If you only need00:56:52
all four trips, you can take00:56:54
only one trip Don’t no need,00:56:56
comrades, it’s better to get together to come to an00:56:57
agreement and go, I have00:56:59
nothing else to do but negotiate and get together because of00:57:01
some 50 bucks. No [ __ ], I00:57:07
’ll sit in a sauna in Chelyabinsk for 50 bucks for a week and not be alone00:57:08
[laughter]00:57:12
Well, of course it can be and00:57:14
it will be cheaper, but on the other hand,00:57:16
someone has to do this, and here everything is00:57:18
organized, everything is ready Well, that’s right,00:57:20
the man says you’re resting We work, we00:57:22
earn a little money on others00:57:24
Earn money too, my friend I found00:57:26
comrades, I can organize it more quietly I can00:57:30
find out00:57:55
literally one minute Yes of course00:57:58
Hello Remember yesterday I00:58:00
came up to you with Well you excuse me00:58:04
yesterday just nothing nothing00:58:06
my name is Lyosha Very nice Olga you00:58:09
understand very much Olga This is the case I00:58:12
happen to have someone else’s passport could they00:58:16
help me somehow00:58:19
As urgently as possible More possible Of course00:58:24
send00:58:27
our tourists to Moscow by mail00:58:50
Thank you00:58:55
Dad, you know what I saw there, you know00:58:57
that I saw a water machine in the store, it’s so00:58:59
cool, it hits metro 20 like a00:59:03
lantern, but it doesn’t shoot a flashlight in the palm of your hand. Well,00:59:06
why did you tell me this now?00:59:09
Yes, just00:59:11
so you knew00:59:15
Listen Denis00:59:26
Let's play the same game with you,00:59:29
go up to this aunt and say that you're00:59:31
lost Why such a game and then I'll come up and00:59:36
find you Why00:59:39
such rules00:59:41
prize machine00:59:44
[music]01:00:11
I searched for you Hello, my01:00:14
name is Vitaly behind these children Well, just you ca01:00:17
n’t keep up with01:00:20
leaving the child alone for two days01:00:22
the boy spent the night on the beach01:00:28
[music]01:00:37
for everything01:00:39
Let’s go01:00:43
machine gunner goodbye01:00:45
[music]01:00:51
Coffee for you please01:00:59
Hello it’s me01:01:09
day don’t hang up it’s01:01:22
your passport found01:01:34
Yes yes I wanted to say that your01:01:37
passport was found yes01:01:41
yes No, what's the difference in the bag? Yes, not01:01:46
on purpose01:01:47
No, why are you saying that01:01:50
no? Listen, I already sent him to Moscow01:01:54
Yes,01:01:55
tomorrow evening I need to meet her at the01:01:58
airport01:02:00
where she is01:02:03
where she Forgive me please01:02:07
Forgive me please01:02:10
now you can come to me01:02:12
You can now fly to me01:02:15
No, you forgave me well I'll call you back later That's it Stop01:02:26
sitting around Now let's go01:02:29
for a walk Yes we'll pick up dad from the hotel01:02:33
Listen tell me Aren't you afraid of [ __ ] Well, after01:02:39
all, a man has gone somewhere unfamiliar You01:02:41
never know what could get lost Yes, it's more likely that you and I01:02:44
will get lost01:02:47
Dad during the war he was a sniper01:02:50
and then for another 30 years, almost in01:02:53
his specialty.01:02:55
So I think he01:02:58
can write down a map of the hotel as a memory.01:02:59
This is that unique case of Trofimov when01:03:02
you scare me and amuse me at the same time.01:03:04
Why didn’t you talk about this before, you01:03:07
couldn’t just talk about it two years01:03:09
as much as possible01:03:33
cleaning01:03:55
quietly Where did you get the key to my room01:03:58
cleaning I don’t need to go away I’ll burn myself01:04:09
[music]01:04:12
my eye hurts01:04:14
[music]01:04:23
We’re doing very well, there01:04:33
’s also a jet01:04:35
ski trip to the island, although they say it’s01:04:37
very dangerous but it costs 30 dollars Well,01:04:40
choose. Well, actually, we haven’t01:04:43
thought about01:04:44
how much it will cost. Oh, I think01:04:46
that it’s much cheaper than for us. This01:04:48
Turk tried to offer yes. And in Pama01:04:51
Cola it’s generally very cheap. Because if01:04:53
people pay a lot, they only need to pay for01:04:55
one bus you understand Well, who01:04:57
needs Kolya and you can also have fairy tales01:05:00
of the East,01:05:02
I actually wanted to dive on a yacht and01:05:05
jet skis Well, they tell you that01:05:08
it’s dangerous, but fairy tales of the East at least it’s a01:05:10
beautiful palace Well, what about your yacht,01:05:12
my friends, I understood everything, woman wants to go to01:05:15
pamukka from a fairy tale of the East01:05:16
please No we are together Ruslan01:05:25
everything Expensive it’s not even expensive01:05:27
if there are a lot of people01:05:29
in short let’s have this pamukka of yours and01:05:34
fairy tales well No jet skis and01:05:37
yacht as you say Don’t give as you01:05:39
say Give as you tell as I tell you01:05:43
I’ll tell you, my friends, attention01:05:57
Hmm01:06:02
Arthur I repeated it to you, it seems like a thousand01:06:04
times01:06:05
[music]01:06:06
all of this is pointless, you shouldn’t have01:06:09
come here Oh,01:06:11
I think it’s still possible After all, you can fix everything01:06:13
Don’t you think it’s too late to01:06:15
fix anything But I’ve changed,01:06:18
I really have changed01:06:21
I I just came here to01:06:25
ask you for forgiveness for01:06:27
everything,01:06:30
don’t worry about my money,01:06:32
Arthur, I ask you, leave my room01:06:38
[music]01:06:42
No, I won’t leave,01:06:45
I’m officially resting in this hotel,01:06:48
as far as I know, you’re at work now,01:06:51
so my dear, I’ll01:06:53
forgive you me well I Excuse me wait01:06:56
Listen Well stop I said I’m01:07:00
disgusted to be next to you in the01:07:03
same room01:07:04
Well what are you going to do01:07:06
again hit me yes01:07:10
I ask you Leave01:07:13
I told you I’ll only leave with01:07:16
you ok01:07:20
then I’ll leave I01:07:23
stop give it to01:07:28
you I’m saying01:07:30
that you’re only leaving with me,01:07:33
I understand.01:07:37
So that means they were helping. What’s your01:07:43
name, Ekaterina Vasilievna?01:07:48
Why are you doing this, I’m earning01:07:52
a little money?01:07:54
Why would you spoil it for me? Why are you deceiving us? Yes, I’m01:07:57
not deceiving you; I’m earning a little money. You’re01:08:00
there, too, at home, at home, you’re making a little money01:08:03
too. if you want to eat in Russia, everything is01:08:06
fair01:08:26
Sign me up for three excursions01:08:28
and there are also jet01:08:31
skis and on them Sign up, go, I’m01:08:34
going01:08:38
problems guys01:08:40
What problems are there no problems01:08:43
Follow Mowgli’s thought, it’s not01:08:45
good for three of us with one Varvara01:08:48
are talking if you paint such a picture for me again01:08:50
it will be bad01:08:53
And if everything is clear Let me pass01:09:07
[music]01:09:23
Wait and Moscow is so sunny I envy you01:09:28
[music]01:09:32
ok yes Well, what kind of01:09:35
gift do you want from Norilsk bring a kilogram of one and a half animate01:09:39
but Well, as I said, at least a week before01:09:43
the Germans fail with the supply of equipment01:09:45
Well, okay cat Yes, that’s it I kiss you01:09:51
[music]01:09:56
Well, I doubt it, I can work in intelligence all night.01:10:00
Slava is unlikely Why do you have01:10:04
a fly01:10:06
Sanych01:10:08
Trofimov01:10:11
Make sure that not a single ray of sun01:10:13
falls on me Otherwise, all my conspiracy is down the drain01:10:17
But if they don’t fire you, you understand it01:10:24
’s strange01:10:26
What a strange thing the ship is called Kirov and01:10:31
the flag is Panamanian What a cool ship01:10:42
and I dreamed of becoming a sniper as a child01:10:44
[music]01:10:46
Russian Seagull Why is it written Russian01:10:52
and ringed01:10:55
19801:10:58
0 you can’t see the dads behind the wing what’s there and01:11:01
now I’ll tell you can you01:11:13
understand01:11:15
here the passport you gave me Well,01:11:20
in general, there is no passport. Well,01:11:25
no, well,01:11:29
it turned out like this.01:11:33
In general, I lost it01:11:39
[music]01:11:41
as lost01:11:52
[music]01:12:09
[music]01:12:55
Ruslan,01:12:58
what are you doing? It’s01:12:59
just your back that’s stiff,01:13:07
it’s your first day on the beach, I’m even worried01:13:10
about you, really, really.01:13:16
Listen, maybe we’ll go it's great about fairy tales of the East01:13:20
And then let's go on01:13:22
jet skis. Just you then,01:13:25
find this aunt. And if I don't come, well, let01:13:29
me wait for you, do what your husband told you,01:13:33
run, run, run, run,01:13:35
run,01:13:45
what does lost mean, I don’t01:13:49
know what she said, I don’t01:13:51
understand anything how can you share a passport in a hotel?01:13:55
So let it be,01:13:57
but she said that it’s impossible to find.01:14:00
It’s interesting that now I won’t say such a01:14:04
luxurious hotel, everything is so great, but as soon as we take it upon01:14:06
ourselves to serve as if he01:14:08
never left. What else did she say? She01:14:10
apologized.01:14:13
Well, why why? Hello, it’s01:14:34
already easier01:14:40
[music]01:14:44
Olga Yes, good afternoon. Forgive me, please ask for01:14:49
your help. I’m listening to you, you understand. The01:14:52
fact is that I’ve been in01:14:54
this absolutely wonderful hotel for almost a day now, but for some reason01:14:57
I feel completely01:14:59
alone. And for some reason this loneliness does not01:15:02
go away. Could you help me,01:15:05
man?01:15:07
I’ve been working here for six months and01:15:10
they approached me 200 times, believe me, your method is01:15:13
not the most original01:15:15
[music]01:15:19
strongly01:15:21
But it could hit01:15:24
[music]01:15:32
also not an option obviously Russian and obviously01:15:36
married How do you know01:15:39
I haven’t seen a single foreigner with a01:15:42
mermaid on his shoulder Oh and why do01:15:45
n’t you like Russians, you know, getting to know01:15:49
Russians in Turkey and everything that you order pancakes at a sushi bar01:15:54
aphoristically write down While I’m alive01:15:57
girls, I definitely haven’t approached you yet01:15:59
So that’s how we got jet01:16:01
skis and stambol very cheap Where should I01:16:03
sign you up, thank you We ourselves we can handle it01:16:07
girls. It’s just that if there are a lot of people, it’s01:16:10
much cheaper, well, women, you didn’t understand,01:16:12
we ourselves. Thank you,01:16:16
goodbye,01:16:21
why are you so annoying with this01:16:24
scoop? Why do you have to01:16:27
go everywhere in a herd? Come on, the person just01:16:29
wanted to help, and if I don’t want to be01:16:31
helped, it feels like The Soviet01:16:34
Union collapsed and people don’t know what are you talking about01:16:37
on our own, we can’t do anything on our own, we01:16:39
definitely need to gather a crowd,01:16:41
some leader will immediately appear who01:16:43
will say we will live in a new way and everyone01:16:45
will stupidly say great,01:16:50
they’ll go the other way Yes, they’re pissing me off,01:16:54
you’re not overheated no okay,01:16:57
let's go for a swim,01:17:01
now the Italians will go for a swim,01:17:03
let's go together my right01:17:15
[music]01:17:18
what's going on Alyosha01:17:21
[music]01:17:23
what01:17:25
So you deal with the problem in this way01:17:27
Vyacheslav Aleksandrovich I don't need it and it's so01:17:31
bad01:17:32
that I can do it too01:17:35
lazy to rip her ass off lost let her01:17:37
look Inconvenient inconvenient vodka from a thermos01:17:40
Trofimov01:17:46
I wanted to make you the head of the department, but what does that have to do01:17:49
with it01:18:05
[music]01:18:18
[music]01:18:26
Hello Hello,01:18:28
so the problem is that you have01:18:32
a certain Olga working as a manager for working with01:18:35
Russian tourists, not only that, she01:18:37
just doesn’t know how to talk01:18:43
[music]01:18:48
in the end find a passport01:18:51
Well, take the most drastic measures about her01:18:57
[music]01:19:02
means I’m giving a general meaning01:19:08
[music]01:19:30
and Tanya got admitted,01:19:34
she entered with me, only she’s being01:19:38
transferred next year to01:19:39
Moscow01:19:41
We won’t let you go.01:19:45
All of Russia will move there soon. And01:19:48
who will work01:19:53
Lyoshka, how01:19:55
he failed for the second year in a row, he’ll01:19:58
probably be drafted into the army.01:20:00
If we had girls01:20:02
drafted into the army,01:20:06
you’d also probably be sitting on your suitcases in three days.01:20:09
I’d shave you and clean your footcloths with a01:20:15
toothbrush. Bon appetit, Dad,01:20:18
thanks, daughter.01:20:20
Listen, you’ve already thought of what you want. for01:20:23
your birthday01:20:24
Well, I don’t know01:20:27
Listen, if you want, I’ll make an agreement with mom01:20:29
I’ll give you an01:20:31
excursion on jet skis Dad I’ll01:20:35
go on excursions soon I’ll dream about them01:20:40
from 309 they took four excursions they didn’t01:20:43
want Only on jet skis01:20:47
you said you didn’t want fish I took01:20:49
you the meat01:20:52
of another there was no01:20:55
fish01:20:56
Bon appetit01:20:58
I would like to ask you about01:21:01
the excursion yes yes you are with us01:21:07
Oh nightingale yes we have decided yes01:21:12
We will probably take Istanbul fairy tales of the East and a yacht01:21:16
But regarding jet skis I can01:21:18
ask you Of course if your husband asks01:21:21
you tell me that I signed up you01:21:23
just forgot to add it to the list01:21:26
No, well, as if write it down for your husband01:21:33
Thank you very much01:21:35
please01:21:38
You need this01:21:47
Good afternoon01:21:50
of course come on in01:21:55
why did you do this I’ll be fired now what did I do01:22:01
complain to the senior manager he01:22:03
can now do it so I wo01:22:04
n’t get a job here at all wait a second,01:22:06
firstly, I didn’t complain to anyone, and01:22:08
secondly, in the end, who is to blame01:22:16
and what is this01:22:19
[music]01:22:22
why did you do it, you know, it turned out to be a01:22:25
completely idiotic situation,01:22:26
my ex-husband came here He thought01:22:28
it was my passport Well, why did he tear it up? It’s a01:22:31
very long time to explain You see that it was01:22:32
n’t me who did this. I beg you, please,01:22:34
take away the statement.01:22:37
I don’t understand anything.01:22:43
Where is your husband?01:23:03
he said01:23:05
what right do you have to tear up other people’s01:23:08
documents and he didn’t01:23:10
say anything so let’s do it again01:23:16
Who is he he is Olga’s ex-husband who01:23:20
works there at the hotel Well they haven’t01:23:24
divorced yet he lives here No he came01:23:26
with us so01:23:28
they quarreled and he thinks that this01:23:33
Olya's passport tore Diana's passport It01:23:36
's too bad I still have to lose my01:23:39
memory it will be a classic Mexican01:23:41
series01:23:43
what the hell did you01:23:50
even want to ask that we won't leave it like that01:23:52
[music]01:23:56
Hello Diana It's me I'm01:24:02
fine01:24:03
You're going to the airport01:24:06
Diana you don't have to go to the airport The thing is01:24:11
that I couldn’t hand over your01:24:14
passport01:24:15
Well, that’s how it turned out01:24:18
I wo01:24:20
n’t be able to give it to you at all01:24:22
Well, it’s a long story to tell you01:24:25
understand that one person, in general, he01:24:28
tore it01:24:29
Ale Yana01:24:33
[applause]01:24:41
look at it01:24:56
Well, I don’t know, mom01:24:59
Yes, everyone’s already had dinner with him nowhere,01:25:02
4 hours have passed,01:25:06
what should I do?01:25:08
Yes, I’m already going to call the police, but to the01:25:11
police. What does it matter? Someone has come, I’ll01:25:13
call you back.01:25:27
I’ve agreed on everything; Slavik wo01:25:31
n’t bother us anymore, he swore to me.01:25:35
Ruslan,01:25:44
there in a faraway land,01:25:52
I’ll be your wife01:26:08
[ music]01:26:09
Hello, do01:26:12
n’t you go to the city Yes, okay, I’ll cross out01:26:16
Istanbul And you’ll go to the old city, well, they01:26:19
would have said yes right away And01:26:23
leave everything else01:26:26
Yes, replace the motorcycle with a yacht Yes, I understand01:26:34
Well, girls, let’s go look at the01:26:37
Turkish Sea01:26:43
[music]01:26:44
so01:26:49
What are you you're not singing for this We01:26:52
came here, well, are you going to go for a walk? Why go for a01:26:55
walk01:26:59
[music]01:27:14
They got me Why01:27:41
[music]01:27:48
Hello,01:27:50
yes,01:27:52
how long01:27:56
will it take, yes, yes, I'll come to01:27:59
Yes, I'll come01:28:12
or sail01:28:13
[music]01:28:16
one of you will go to hell who something to heaven,01:28:20
but why wait when you can get to heaven01:28:24
today and the megavayash tour tour operator01:28:28
will be your guardian angel in this01:28:35
sea Borya Borya you are a poem01:28:40
Listen, be sure to say this Well,01:28:43
come on, come on, I won’t And listen, you01:28:44
know me I also don’t like this01:28:45
poem, I don’t live, I invented it, it’s a pity I01:28:48
would know who to kill01:28:50
Listen, come on, let’s quickly film everything,01:28:53
let’s go from here to rest, otherwise it’s hot01:28:56
here It’s always getting great food here on the sea, the01:28:59
waves are splashing here and we need the Turkish coast01:29:02
Antalya is really needed01:29:04
Listen Borya I ask you not to do01:29:07
me a favor. And I have exactly the same01:29:09
contract as you. There is01:29:15
always excellent food here on the sea, there is01:29:18
a wave splashing here and we need the Turkish coast.01:29:22
We don’t need England. Opa. Why are there01:29:27
outsiders potassium? Listen, I can’t do it01:29:29
anymore, I can’t. so wait a little longer,01:29:31
listen Okay, really, come on in the evening01:29:33
when the heat subsides there, we’ll film it,01:29:41
finish it01:29:50
[music]01:29:56
great That’s not all I looked01:30:00
at, look here01:30:03
who’s this wonderful or something Shcherbakov Boris yes he01:30:07
looks similar01:30:10
[music]01:30:17
but in real life you’ll think01:30:21
[music]01:30:23
Shcherbakov01:30:24
here if you are a Starkan Well, you know, in your01:30:29
head you have the Tarkans of the01:30:31
80s, all the women were just crazy about him01:30:37
[music]01:30:38
when it was01:30:41
now dear 200501:30:44
You know a used Mercedes is better than01:30:47
new Zhiguli Hello [01:30:49
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Tell me for Nastya I don’t need01:31:03
an autograph at the institute showing off a new01:31:06
mobile phone give her01:31:08
Fedya Fedya what is this a cat not a cat01:31:13
Fedya this is an infection01:31:25
good01:31:31
Thank you01:31:38
and who will let you go to this Mercedes Yes, where do01:31:41
I have anything to do with this You know what a womanizer he is, I do01:31:46
n’t know01:31:52
what kind of Ryder he has You should have seen01:31:55
what you saw, you fool This list of requirements01:32:04
what are his requirements firstly He01:32:08
always hires a woman as a manager01:32:10
secondly01:32:15
meetings01:32:20
Why do you need such a stupid man01:32:30
I understand01:32:36
Denis Denis01:32:39
Don’t look at him01:32:42
you saw him on TV that’s all there is to01:32:46
it maybe the person is on vacation and came01:32:48
here to relax Maybe it’s unpleasant for him that01:32:51
they’re watching,01:33:01
let’s eat,01:33:04
eat01:33:15
[music]01:33:19
why weren’t you at breakfast? I don’t01:33:23
want to.01:33:25
Well, let’s go to the pool then. I don’t want to. Well,01:33:29
let’s go to the city then.01:33:33
So01:33:35
I never told you this01:33:38
story, I think now is the time01:33:42
in forty-three. The case was sent We were01:33:45
all given out for reconnaissance by the Ausweiss,01:33:48
they said the armor, Well, everyone passed the checkpoint and I01:33:53
hesitated for some reason, they told me01:33:55
[music]01:34:01
and this is the Komsomol ID01:34:03
[music] they mixed01:34:05
up and left the political instructor with the Suisse. So,01:34:09
nothing01:34:11
was taken Three meters to the first wall and01:34:14
shot01:34:15
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how they shot from machine guns01:34:22
Well, I fired bullets, I went back in revenge, it01:34:26
turned out to be a rotten toilet Well,01:34:30
I failed without checking, I01:34:33
sat for three days01:34:35
Well, that’s okay It would have been better if01:34:39
they shot me01:34:42
so teased that I had to leave reconnaissance as a01:34:46
sniper Well, they stopped fighting, a01:34:50
very interesting story And why do you need me01:34:53
told her That's what I understand,01:34:57
I wasted the document And what do you have left?01:35:02
Your Diana is at home. Well, what will a new passport01:35:05
do? You're still young, dad. Well, what does the01:35:08
passport have to do with dad, why then01:35:14
let's go to the pool, dad, let's go, let's go,01:35:19
let's go01:35:23
[music]01:35:29
[applause]01:35:33
Thank you01:35:37
[music ]01:35:58
Well, how did volleyball01:36:00
play well, who won01:36:06
another such question and my head will01:36:10
explode, I’ve splashed everything with my brains,01:36:12
you can’t splash anything with anything01:36:18
Well, I haven’t even drunk01:36:22
a surprise before,01:36:26
and in general, on vacation,01:36:28
I understand that an intelligent person on vacation01:36:33
with us actually didn’t forget about it01:36:37
no If you01:36:40
're married for four days, don't tell anyone who you won't believe, maybe01:36:43
you like Slavik better, maybe you01:36:45
came with him for your honeymoon, and what's all01:36:49
right with your sexuality? why I do01:37:04
n’t like the sea, the beach, because there01:37:08
is no air conditioning here,01:37:11
mother Forgive us for yesterday I swear it wo01:37:15
n’t happen again Here’s the cross01:37:22
And I’m dying01:37:32
mold for me and my friend He doesn’t drink01:37:37
then for me my friend his lady01:37:46
[applause]01:37:48
they need me the shore Turkish Antalya is01:37:52
really needed in the country of Akhmatova01:37:55
Brodsky,01:37:56
science fiction, they would tear off their legs for this Oh,01:38:01
sorry, this is not for you Well, everyone01:38:03
freed me from everything, so I’m at your01:38:05
complete disposal.01:38:18
But what does the city have to do with this, it’s just that we’ve01:38:21
been communicating for about two days now, and you they didn’t01:38:23
ask me for an autograph not about01:38:26
films we didn’t ask them01:38:29
imagine sometimes a good sense of01:38:32
humor look I’m an amorous person01:38:34
and I can fall in love01:38:36
I’m at work I really am too01:38:42
Tell me where here I can drink some water01:38:46
Thank you I’ll return it now 7 8 9 1001:38:54
11 12 13 14 1501:39:06
Yes, my wife is a call girl for01:39:09
famous people01:39:11
VIP, so to speak Unfortunately, today she is01:39:13
relieved of my immediate01:39:15
responsibilities. Therefore, if you have01:39:16
problems, please contact the Bravo shift manager01:39:21
[music]01:39:23
As you can see, I give a standing ovation, I see you’ve01:39:26
only got acting lessons01:39:29
for the good01:39:32
Okay, when we go home I’ll go to the police01:39:38
unexpectedly01:39:40
horror,01:39:42
just you tell them01:39:43
[applause]01:39:44
that the legal wife left her husband, no answer01:39:48
or hello to the phone, he doesn’t01:39:50
answer01:39:51
he came to her She’s sending him to prison01:39:54
yes01:39:57
Oh, what kind of people are you here with us? It’s better to01:40:01
tell your star actor about this, it will be a01:40:04
wonderful script01:40:06
[music]01:40:15
47 48 4901:40:19
2 minutes 49 seconds, this is worth it, this is01:40:23
not the limit, he’s been like this for three whole01:40:26
days Maybe01:40:29
What Now you’ll only find out the real01:40:32
record,01:40:33
you’ll be mine seconds01:40:36
[music]01:40:44
infection Vyacheslav Aleksandrovich well what's the01:40:47
point of coming to Turkey to swim without01:40:50
sunbathing01:40:52
Come on, what do you understand about real01:40:55
vacation, vacation itself is when the sun01:40:57
goes down01:40:58
Come on now I don't want to spot you Oh yes01:41:03
you're in love Why did you get this01:41:07
[music]01:41:14
Hello Arthur vacationing Very01:41:17
nice And you01:41:18
[ music]01:41:19
actor After all, you are an actor Sorry, I don’t remember the last name of01:41:23
anyone I won’t ask Nobody knows01:41:24
You don’t know01:41:26
Well, okay, how wonderful you are here01:41:30
Well, good luck, and so to speak,01:41:33
Oscar is in your hands Thank you,01:41:39
and in your feet01:41:42
There’s never anything wrong he’ll01:41:44
get in the way You remember me at least01:41:47
a little bit, but I forgot him after 501:41:48
minutes01:41:49
So,01:41:55
here you go01:42:01
[music]01:42:14
which one of them does01:42:16
n’t remember me, which means I don’t remember, it01:42:27
seems like it was with alcohol,01:42:33
wait01:42:37
[music] Did01:42:38
you take both of them with alcohol? No, only one01:42:42
[music]01:42:55
Can I buy another one for myself Denis, but why01:43:00
[music]01:43:01
did you drink Denis, it’s all your fault,01:43:06
any lawyer will tell you01:43:07
[music]01:43:14
take the money,01:43:18
go buy yourself something more and01:43:21
eat there somewhere further away No01:43:23
I don’t want to be alone Well, go play01:43:26
[music]01:43:28
Denis they’re not stupid they’re just bad,01:43:32
or rather they don’t speak Russian at all01:43:36
Sorry, but you don’t know Whose boy this is01:43:40
[music]01:43:47
communication Gossip Girl is just interesting No, I01:43:51
know about with some famous people01:43:53
For example, I know the mayor of the city of Kozlovsk,01:43:55
Yuri Palych. It’s a big city, 3001:43:58
thousand people live there. We even drank with him.01:44:01
But you, no, I didn’t drink with the mayor of Kozlovsk.01:44:05
Well, no, I mean01:44:08
Shcherbakov, you’re already familiar with him. I01:44:13
just work with him. That’s what I mean.01:44:16
Tell me as a woman to a woman It’s true,01:44:22
my God, he’s a terrible person He drinks01:44:27
on tour in Kaluga, he persuaded01:44:31
three maids01:44:35
and an administrator to cohabitate,01:44:38
he simply demands it, otherwise he says I01:44:41
won’t perform in my opinion This is complete01:44:44
nonsense I haven’t heard such a thing Well, of course it’s01:44:47
a star01:44:49
Tell him I haven’t pestered you yet01:44:52
Girl, you have other questions for me,01:44:57
in general, if he pesters you,01:45:00
you’ll definitely tell me first of all. Oh01:45:10
yes, Slavik01:45:13
lay there for another two hours, everything’s grilled, I’d like01:45:16
Mowgli to come for dinner somehow,01:45:20
you can’t walk too brightly01:45:22
[ music]01:45:37
[music]01:45:42
[music]01:45:54
[music]01:46:06
[music]01:46:14
Lord, this is not a hotel, some kind of brothel. And in01:46:18
advertising, it’s like they say it’s a quiet01:46:20
family vacation, okay don’t start it, don’t01:46:23
yell at me that I’m wrong, you and I,01:46:26
by the way, we’ve been saving for a whole year in order to01:46:28
come01:46:30
here, they drink, they relax, and then they make faces in front of the camera,01:46:37
I don’t believe it. And then why did you bring me here? I01:46:41
should have sung to Theodosius.01:46:43
Well, you complained yourself.01:46:58
Well, are you ready, Olechka, you know?01:47:01
Let’s postpone our excursion; I’m01:47:03
not feeling well; my head is01:47:05
pounding. Maybe you're overheated in the01:47:07
sun Let's not have a doctor, there's nothing01:47:10
wrong with me, this has already happened to me in01:47:12
Kaluga in Kaluga Well, you see,01:47:15
artists are people too,01:47:18
it's okay If I01:47:20
need you, I'll find you Thank you01:47:29
We'll all die someday01:47:34
What you wanted,01:47:42
of course you can do it like you name is Katya01:47:47
more precisely01:47:51
for the daughter for Nastya wait for you for whom01:47:55
for the point What is the daughter's name01:48:04
[music]01:48:08
good01:48:10
for you The pen doesn't write01:48:17
Sorry now01:48:21
[music]01:48:33
you don't have a pen pens where01:48:37
[applause]01:48:46
[music]01:48:48
can I have a pen01:48:51
[music]01:49:02
[music] ]01:49:12
with a mobile phone you would have a pen for yourself01:49:14
I bought it, I understand Yes already01:49:16
[music]01:49:18
here01:49:21
[music]01:49:23
Just a second Sorry01:49:27
[music]01:49:34
Maybe let's do it later no01:49:44
Sorry please write if01:49:58
you want01:50:00
Nastya whoever you want doesn't even have the FBI01:50:12
Yeah01:50:15
[music]01:50:26
Damn the01:50:28
only T-shirt is01:50:30
the only one T-shirt01:50:32
Yes Boris Vasilyevich Good morning01:50:38
Olechka, it’s very good that you came, I did01:50:41
n’t even know what to do without you, I need01:50:45
your help01:51:05
Hmm01:51:06
[music]01:51:07
m01:51:22
[music]01:51:29
Man, look at the beauty oh01:51:32
[music]01:51:34
take a photo with your Slavik01:51:40
Well, okay, that is, I already forgiven Yes, maybe01:51:47
tell me01:51:52
So now let's01:51:55
ask someone for a01:51:58
photo photo01:52:09
[music]01:52:11
hey,01:52:14
poor fool01:52:28
Olga, you know perfectly well how I feel about you,01:52:31
but this is a critical situation,01:52:34
you understand, he is our special guest, we were01:52:38
counting on this advertisement, we were hoping01:52:40
for your help I did everything I could01:52:43
No not everything of course You shouldn’t have01:52:45
done this yourself but at01:52:47
least the maid would have asked I think you’re decent here01:52:50
Olga I don’t recognize you You’re a better employee of01:52:54
our hotel That’s why you assigned him to01:52:56
me That’s why A Because of01:53:00
you, he can’t start filming. It’s01:53:04
very hard for me to talk.01:53:08
But if you don’t apologize to this01:53:12
person, I’ll have to01:53:16
report this to Moscow,01:53:19
tell me wherever you want01:53:23
[music]01:53:44
[music]01:53:53
Bon appetit Thank you,01:53:57
no, I bought an all-inclusive here at a bar. What does it01:54:04
mean? all inclusive and vodka food01:54:12
You at least fill it up And I gave him five dollars,01:54:15
that’s how many rubles 150 how much01:54:23
Dad dad,01:54:25
why did you tell him,01:54:28
well, I specially agreed with the bartender01:54:30
to take money from him, he01:54:32
can’t drink at all, he’s 82 years old You never know01:54:35
what can happen Sorry old man,01:54:37
you need to warn me, cucumber,01:54:49
I have good news for you, it’s01:54:52
crazy. Well, it’s not she who tore your passport, it doesn’t matter;01:54:55
in short, it stinks01:54:59
like you’re being fired for what, but I don’t know the passport. It’s01:55:05
strange, I didn’t even declare, you see what01:55:08
service you didn’t declare,01:55:13
nothing I understand01:55:19
[music]01:55:21
if we built it, it’s not Christians,01:55:27
your health,01:55:29
what kind of service? Well done, the bartender didn’t01:55:32
screw up.01:55:34
Sorry, I’m just now01:55:41
[music]01:55:44
Oh, excuse me, please can you tell me01:55:46
which room Slava from Chelyabinsk lives in?01:55:52
Slava Slava from Chelyabinsk. Slava Slava from01:55:57
Chelyabinsk.01:56:25
And what’s going on here01:56:37
[ music]01:56:38
What’s going on in general, I myself think if01:56:42
my stomach and back are burned, what happens01:56:44
I’m tossing and turning in my sleep or something?01:56:46
Come on, give me the steering wheel Come on, you don’t understand, it’s a01:56:48
disaster to eat I’m one step away01:56:51
from01:56:52
a divorce, a disaster, she has a complex or01:56:54
something in childhood, sour cream almost01:56:56
drowned, yes No, you see, we’ve been married for four01:56:59
days already, the honeymoon hasn’t01:57:01
started.01:57:10
You’re scaring me. What are you trying to say01:57:13
that you’re not that good yet?01:57:17
Well, why is there a virgin at my school there, you01:57:21
know,01:57:23
vigorous Matryona, the01:57:27
steering wheel for you how many years is it01:57:30
22 and what have you been doing for 20 years before that01:57:34
you know it’s not funny I01:57:36
agree01:57:38
take the paper write what to write a letter01:57:45
a01:57:47
ah a a01:57:52
Excuse me please01:57:54
Alexey I’m very sorry, but I don’t work01:57:57
with tourists today, we turned to01:57:58
management I know that you are working01:58:01
new ones today definitely have to work and you01:58:04
will work because you will now01:58:06
tell me who to approach me here and I01:58:07
will explain to him that you are in this with this passport,01:58:10
you are not to blame, you simply have no right to01:58:12
lie around,01:58:16
nothing to do with it01:58:19
Well, if it weren’t for this stupid passport, it has nothing to do with it01:58:21
And01:58:24
this is your husband01:58:36
and then who is having some kind of stupid conversation with you?01:58:39
We came to rest01:58:42
Yes, I came to rest Just rest I01:58:45
came to rest I’ll rest now, I’ll go01:58:48
to the manager and I’ll01:58:51
listen anyway I’m very serious, very01:58:57
Well, you saw Shcherbakov arrived, actor01:59:00
Shcherbakov arrived Yes, I saw the drive and01:59:02
I had a small conflict with him01:59:13
What are you going to do And the01:59:15
bastard01:59:17
The bastards in the whole economy, the dresser01:59:20
of the basics could not take everything, everything01:59:22
Borya will be quietly01:59:26
calm Will calmly for you people01:59:30
in general who01:59:31
If a person if a person is upset01:59:34
because - for someone else’s passport, what, what, he01:59:37
should be fired right away. Who are you? I’m01:59:40
not you, if you’re a favorite artist, it does01:59:44
n’t mean anything02:00:21
Borya, that’s all02:00:29
[laughter]02:00:44
[music]02:00:59
Denis, today you violated three points of02:01:01
our code, so now you and I02:01:04
will study there is no need to swim, please,02:01:06
there is a trainer at the water park, he works with02:01:09
children. Well, you didn’t go to the water park02:01:11
when I asked you to do so.02:01:14
And now you don’t want to. Come on,02:01:21
let’s row with your hands. Row with your hands, with your feet, with your02:01:26
feet. Don’t look for it, you02:01:29
’ll choke like that. Come on02:01:38
[music]02:01:43
better than spider-man where is02:02:08
dad02:02:12
dad is02:02:20
always here great food always here02:02:24
at sea02:02:28
ordinary02:02:43
They can’t make three T-shirts at once or02:02:46
something Well they didn’t give three02:02:58
always here great food02:03:06
How convenient Why is there an outsider in the frame02:03:08
I’m just a second Excuse me Write here02:03:11
please Nastya02:03:32
Can I take it please02:03:37
[music]02:03:41
oh oh02:03:43
[music] do02:03:46
n’t02:03:52
I love you Yes I love you too but02:03:56
if you saw you from the outside02:03:59
I thought you were hysterical of course I’m02:04:01
hysterical What are you doing to me you bastard02:04:03
Everything is fine Everything is of course fine02:04:11
[music]02:04:14
Don’t remind me I’m talking about this,02:04:31
oh,02:04:33
what’s painful,02:04:37
and what’s unpleasant?02:04:39
Yes, no, it seems pleasant. Why then? Well, I don’t02:04:43
know, today is such a day. But let’s do better02:04:46
tomorrow. Well, let’s buy strawberries, champagne,02:04:51
candles.02:04:57
Well, tomorrow, so tomorrow02:05:06
Borya, there’s one shooting day for today;02:05:09
we won’t make it on time; they’ll deduct it from02:05:11
our fees. Well, please pay attention to them.02:05:17
Each of us will die someday,02:05:21
someone will go to heaven, but why02:05:25
wait when the02:05:36
boy is here02:05:47
[music]02:05:53
[music]02:06:07
[music]02:06:22
[music]02:06:29
go to Shcherbakov Yes, I’m a terrible02:06:32
person, I’m kidding you I didn’t expect02:06:37
this to happen to me the first time02:06:39
[music]02:06:45
I’m very sorry that this happened with02:06:47
your girlfriend’s passport02:06:48
[music]02:06:51
me too, I agreed with the management,02:06:54
she can go here for free, you’ll just have to pay for the road02:06:57
[music]02:07:01
Great,02:07:04
here I am Hello, please thank you02:07:10
[music] [applause]02:07:15
[music]02:07:20
It happens And it’s worse than compare02:07:25
[music]02:07:28
to the circus dormitory and in the circus02:07:35
and on our floor there are bears warming up,02:07:42
to be honest,02:07:56
nothing flooded me who is the elephant02:08:02
[laughter]02:08:05
Well, I call the watchwoman and say this and that in02:08:09
what What should I do? She looks at02:08:11
me with such bearish eyes and let’s02:08:14
take off my clothes. Why,02:08:17
thank God, I didn’t find out; I managed to run away.02:08:21
No, okay, nothing. Well,02:08:28
[music] it02:08:30
was a difficult02:08:32
day and it’s time for me to rest for now, thank you02:08:37
[music] it’s02:08:40
coming. You needed Tarkan,02:08:46
good evening ladies did not interfere02:08:51
Good evening02:09:00
[music]02:09:07
good02:09:09
minute 32 under water I know it’s harder02:09:31
I said02:09:33
what kind of service02:09:58
Well, you must agree that without your Slavik it’s02:10:02
much better02:10:04
But I don’t agree But in my opinion02:10:22
whoever the registry office won’t divorce me02:10:27
[music]02:10:34
They got me Why should I02:10:36
wash my own T-shirts? What kind of managers are there in the02:10:41
entrance yard? If you do02:10:46
n’t want to relax like that, then Turkish resorts are waiting for you02:10:50
[music]02:10:53
in principle they say02:10:59
that happiness was so possible. You’re a fool.02:11:04
Shcherbakov himself asked you for a light. Yes, at02:11:07
least02:11:12
that idiot Denis lit it, are you sure that you want02:11:15
to go02:11:18
Well, okay, okay02:11:20
[music]02:11:21
well, you understand that we are wasting the whole day02:11:27
attractions Dad, I want to go to the dragon 502:11:31
hours there 5 hours back 10 hours on the02:11:35
bus02:11:37
Wow, two hours on the dragon the bus is still02:11:41
late If he comes late We02:11:43
'll be back at night Listen let's02:11:45
maybe Come on I don't know maybe02:11:48
[music]02:11:55
wait02:12:03
what's here I'll find out everything now02:12:07
it's02:12:09
some kind of program we don't know we're02:12:13
just carrying things here02:12:16
Hey wait It was a Turkish joke Russian02:12:22
Turkish The joke doesn't understand today he'll02:12:24
understand Come to the evening we have a whole day02:12:26
program [ __ ]02:12:28
disco02:12:30
here and the02:12:34
Battle of the Sexes02:12:37
in English school I was a bad student02:12:41
when you are married you immediately have fun when02:12:49
And how is everything going on with you You02:12:52
weren’t a Pioneer of art technology went But you forgot You were a02:12:56
bad student school02:12:59
is a competition02:13:01
animation02:13:02
competitions the most long kiss02:13:05
animal dance on the newspaper02:13:08
lick ice cream women run bare02:13:12
legs on shoulders dinner romance02:13:18
Listen tomorrow you have02:13:22
tomorrow we have02:13:24
Children day Children's Day02:13:28
Listen friend animation Is it possible to make it so02:13:33
that today is Children Day And tomorrow is sex02:13:36
Battle02:13:37
Strange, you're Russian, I don't know how it is with you02:13:40
We're having our first acquaintance, then the kids.02:13:51
Listen, I have a business proposal for you.02:13:54
Let's go to this park tomorrow.02:14:10
Phew, we went faster.02:14:16
Why do storks bring children to all normal people? stage02:14:22
order; moping02:14:23
now for a second, do02:14:27
you understand Russian?02:14:30
Yes, I'd like two coffees with cream, please02:14:35
32002:14:39
profiteroles What profiteroles02:14:44
how much02:14:46
[music]02:14:48
We said that you have everything on02:14:50
and this is off It’s not us then, we’d better02:14:54
go to the clowns tomorrow,02:15:17
of course, but you’re a villain, what difference does it make to you? It02:15:22
wasn’t02:15:27
a man,02:15:28
well, who’s there in the morning? She’s about to wake up02:15:32
to such a scandal. the steering wheel is serious I02:15:34
don’t understand you You know that after02:15:35
this the02:15:38
marital debtor02:15:44
brought and I won’t give it to someone else02:15:54
the relay is triggered in the eyes of a veil I’m an02:15:57
animal Yes, I came from a monkey But02:16:01
I don’t02:16:02
Listen, maybe believers that you were shy,02:16:05
blushed I, by the way, was also baptized02:16:11
Ruslan02:16:16
what this is again cleaning the room already leave02:16:23
don't get lost morning without sex is like02:16:28
relaxing on the river02:16:35
[music]02:16:42
Good morning Good morning Come02:16:45
tonight02:16:48
it will be a lot of fun Take the man your02:16:52
mom02:16:54
haha joke I see it's your granddaughter02:16:57
Bad joke02:17:03
two or three even funny02:17:09
huskies02:17:10
[music]02:17:13
we came here to relax they're having02:17:15
fun02:17:23
This is for adults This is very decent this is a02:17:28
competition fun man woman02:17:36
[music] it's02:17:40
easier with the Germans What the hell02:17:47
please02:17:50
Come today all day program there02:17:53
will be competitions for accuracy of course02:17:56
of course So there's a Russian on the beach02:18:21
today a super show finally -that sex Battle02:18:24
Wow and what is this02:18:28
Paulo Olga will tell you everything02:18:34
how are you doing02:19:03
if I don’t succeed It won’t02:19:06
work out I’ll teach you I’m in charge02:19:09
Please tell me Excuse me today Olenka02:19:12
Hello You look great today02:19:15
Thank you did you02:19:17
want to know something for you02:19:20
yes animation animation02:19:24
now talk talk02:19:52
Yes Pavel02:19:55
[music]02:19:56
ruin02:19:59
what will be good good02:20:22
Trofimov your soul you're fired02:20:26
Okay good good02:20:33
[music]02:20:46
[applause]02:20:50
very good02:20:54
Our guest from Moscow is a very good02:20:57
shooter, only he had to not kill Mickey02:21:00
Mouse but hit the center of the target that's why02:21:04
this02:21:20
no, now everything is fine02:21:45
[music]02:21:55
[music]02:22:00
[music]02:22:02
When you leave 1202:22:05
as angry 13 from morning to evening only02:22:09
paintball is a good thing surveys just02:22:12
come and shoot, you can shoot a02:22:19
good thing02:22:30
[music]02:22:35
So we already have two couples02:22:38
decided This is Alena and Slava and Ruslan02:22:43
and Lyudmila02:22:49
[laughter]02:22:50
[applause]02:22:52
joke Ruslan02:22:57
[music]02:23:04
[applause]02:23:07
[music]02:23:16
[applause]02:23:17
and now02:23:19
he’s poking around and Paul will show you how to do it02:23:24
[music]02:23:28
So, from the pleasure of kissing,02:23:33
the leg rises and02:23:36
the arms go back So that our competition does02:23:40
n’t turn into an erotic one. Well,02:23:45
let’s kiss02:23:49
[applause]02:23:50
Thank you Thank you for the02:23:54
shortest kiss And we have a competition02:23:57
for the longest02:23:59
kiss So attention,02:24:04
what02:24:06
started so we kiss we kiss that we have02:24:13
young people here, it’s immediately obvious that they don’t remember the former,02:24:19
we have real professionals in02:24:23
they stuck to me And we, too, have been kissing ourselves02:24:29
since kindergarten, I think they have02:24:33
chewing gum, bubble gum, guys, don’t worry02:24:36
[laughter]02:24:39
and we have winning02:24:43
parents02:24:46
[applause]02:24:53
Why couldn’t you take Nastya with you02:24:55
because it’s still unknown what they02:24:57
are showing here02:24:59
[applause]02:25:05
[applause]02:25:14
[applause]02:25:44
Very good Very good You know what02:25:47
to do No very good02:25:52
started to hold on hold on02:25:58
[applause]02:26:07
[music]02:26:32
I don’t want to rest like that02:26:47
and happiness was so possible You’re a fool02:26:52
Shcherbakov himself asked you for a light you02:26:55
kept the lighter, happiness wasn’t02:26:57
possible, you’re happy with us Yes, no,02:27:01
men, at least they don’t shy away,02:27:03
firstly, it’s not a man, it’s a mattress, and secondly,02:27:06
he doesn’t leave his wife’s side,02:27:08
henpecked, you would run away, I’m not sure.02:27:12
But I’m sure.02:27:15
Why we bet02:27:17
that we bet that today I will put him02:27:19
in this bed in this bed and he wo02:27:22
n’t move a step away from his wife in 202:27:24
hours. How will I know?02:27:27
You’ll order me to hold a candle. Why should a02:27:29
candle be in02:27:31
fashion now with digital technology?02:27:37
Well, okay, what if I don’t do it before midnight? I'll see02:27:40
something interesting here ruby02:27:42
earrings my02:27:44
glasses are three times more expensive than your02:27:46
earrings02:27:47
Well, as you know02:27:49
Well, come on, let's02:27:54
free the room02:28:01
for sure02:28:14
[music]02:28:34
Hello Hello How are you imo Okay02:28:40
okay02:28:44
[music]02:28:55
I wanted to ask02:28:58
Olga02:29:00
she's Olga02:29:07
[music ]02:29:10
you misunderstood me02:29:13
[music]02:29:17
participate in the competition what02:29:21
competition Olga02:29:25
what competition02:29:28
competition of the day Who wins gets the02:29:31
yacht to have dinner so much02:29:35
And why02:29:40
can you sleep so much02:29:44
[music]02:29:45
I see Come in the evening you won’t regret it02:29:49
right on the beach at 9 o’clock02:29:56
[music]02:30:08
help come on02:30:09
[laughter] ]02:30:10
[music]02:30:15
And for the first time I had hay. What are02:30:20
you doing so ugly02:30:22
[music]02:30:24
Or maybe together02:30:27
[music]02:30:31
Ruslan02:30:33
[music]02:30:39
what happened There’s nothing02:30:43
[music]02:30:50
Well, okay, it’s a long walk, about an hour and02:30:54
a half maximum,02:30:55
just call downstairs good02:30:57
[music]02:31:15
Yes, 10 years ago I was peeling potatoes in the army,02:31:21
now in Turkey roses are a career And you yourself are02:31:25
married, I am a rocket,02:31:32
you know Poplar fluff flies, everyone doesn’t02:31:34
like it, everyone spits, and then new02:31:36
trees grow beautifully, and so I02:31:38
sow everything around I even I don’t know02:31:42
how many children I have, I’m a demographic02:31:44
landing02:31:46
Russia is now dying out, but I’m standing in the way of this02:31:48
process, I’m a simple guy from02:31:52
Chelyabinsk02:31:53
Wait, how can I raise children without a family? I02:31:55
don’t have time to raise them,02:31:57
I02:32:00
need to do them02:32:02
[music]02:32:07
something wild ran like a deer now02:32:11
like - it’s awkward in front of everyone I could02:32:13
kiss not sugar Maybe that’s enough already And02:32:15
what’s enough I don’t02:32:17
need this T-shirt you do02:32:20
n’t need anything at all if you understand you would02:32:23
walk around completely naked Do you even know how much02:32:25
Timati costs [music]02:32:32
how specially they do it well02:32:40
[music]02:33:02
girls I want I can do it I do02:33:05
n’t even have the tools I say go help the02:33:08
person I would be so grateful to02:33:10
you Thank you so much You’re handing me02:33:13
what number02:33:15
I’ll show you02:33:20
[music]02:33:28
[music]02:33:34
Oh excuse me, can I sit down02:33:42
White Russian with ice please02:33:48
Tell me here this is a Belarusian with02:33:51
ice this is a strong drink oh What’s your02:33:55
name Masha02:33:57
another white Russian with ice And me02:34:00
Zhenya let’s celebrate meeting you02:34:03
I actually don’t drink and you don’t drink you just02:34:07
try it02:34:17
delicious it’s so sweet Like condensed milk And you are02:34:22
without a friend today Yes I had to let02:34:24
you go number02:34:27
and it’s delicious for my husband02:34:30
Tell me, is there another02:34:34
cocktail like this? I heard that they set fire and02:34:37
it burns,02:34:39
understandably b5202:34:45
you know we have a very busy02:34:48
work schedule now and I would like to ask you to02:34:50
wait a little02:34:52
You surprise me I02:34:55
drop everything I’m doing I come here for02:34:58
literally a few days to02:35:00
see my wife And you tell me02:35:03
that I can’t do this No No,02:35:05
of course No, of course you can, but I would like to02:35:08
ask you to wait a little for02:35:10
two or three days02:35:12
so that I can find a replacement for Olga,02:35:15
she is our better employee. There is a lot of work right now.02:35:18
there may be little work, very02:35:21
little work, as one Georgian said,02:35:25
it’s impossible,02:35:31
but by the way, the father of all nations02:35:38
I would listen to him for your month, I02:35:42
understand what we’re talking about, I’ll try,02:35:45
I’ll take Olga’s responsibilities upon myself, and02:35:48
in an hour at most, She02:35:49
’ll be completely free I respect Georgians02:35:53
It’s good,02:35:56
but now you don’t need a02:36:11
lot of work that you’re dear02:36:15
Yes, of course,02:36:27
listen to me please Well, what’s02:36:30
broken is nothing,02:36:33
just listen, it’s not very convenient for me, the02:36:36
truth is that it happened, I argued with my02:36:41
friend that I’m with you,02:36:44
that we’ll sleep with you02:36:48
don’t worry, I’m not going to sleep with you,02:36:51
I need proof,02:36:58
woman.02:36:59
Let me in. Well, please, if you want, I’ll kneel in front of02:37:03
you,02:37:05
some kind of kindergarten, my God, then02:37:08
tell me about your wife that you raped me02:37:14
[laughter]02:37:23
joke02:37:29
Okay, but02:37:32
I don’t want to be photographed naked I’ll be02:37:36
doing this in my clothes, but02:37:39
we’ll take off this, so02:37:43
we’ll tousle up our hair.02:37:45
Great, this is what02:37:54
we’re sweating02:37:58
into the camera02:38:04
like that02:38:13
[music]02:38:23
[laughter]02:38:29
[music]02:38:33
one two three [02:38:50
music]02:38:57
what what02:39:03
[music]02:39:07
Amazing02:39:10
about the02:39:12
eyes of a snake, you’re the first Why? this is02:39:16
the name of the country02:39:19
just one sip one sip give your02:39:32
eyes02:39:34
[music]02:39:39
I don’t even have an instrument you don’t have an02:39:42
instrument you have the best instrument02:39:44
I have ever met in my life02:39:48
will throw the bed Come to me come here02:40:03
Wait wait02:40:11
[music]02:40:31
[music]02:40:48
Listen to something so the bed was broken, ours is02:40:51
so thin. It02:40:52
seems to me02:40:54
that she is here.02:40:58
In general, come on faster02:41:01
[music]02:41:31
today is not my day,02:41:37
what should I do?02:41:48
I’m the mother of02:41:51
the group, it’s02:41:58
right Maxim Sanych, only hit02:42:00
on your path then02:42:02
you Trofimov will be a big idiot I02:42:04
’ll go to the club today This is brother Your02:42:06
chance for a good vacation is gone,02:42:11
like a penguin in the tropics.02:42:18
And in general, how am I going to participate in02:42:19
the competition,02:42:21
you know I have a Phobia, I’m afraid of my son, I do02:42:24
n’t even speak at our meetings,02:42:26
if I did I would have taken your place a long time ago,02:42:28
you’ll schedule this Well, good if02:42:32
you promise me I won’t fire you, I’ll help you02:42:33
You Trofimov sing02:42:36
In the sense of02:42:40
pusi musi-pusi this is not here Victory02:42:49
of luck02:42:52
How to free yourself Come today you02:42:55
hardly think02:42:57
Yes you are a villain That02:43:00
means so If I find out that I wasted02:43:03
two hours of my hands who am I you this is all I'll make you02:43:05
devour it well,02:43:06
but she doesn't get tired of it,02:43:09
even I couldn't resist like that I went02:43:24
Yes, the car Yeah No Another half an hour What's wrong02:43:29
with your voice02:43:30
Well, be more careful02:43:32
Well, okay, give me a kiss02:43:54
[music]02:43:57
what a scoundrel I am,02:44:01
what a bastard, what a fool what a fool02:44:05
that he wasn’t a bastard before Going02:44:13
sat down go get some water, bring some water02:44:20
like you are with me02:44:26
flow flow that with you02:44:29
nothing is wrong02:44:34
I’m02:44:40
bringing it now the folder is overheated02:44:43
[music]02:44:57
openly02:45:02
Ruslanchik I miss you so much02:45:05
[music]02:45:12
I won’t have wine I don’t want to interfere02:45:18
I need it you know what we’ll drink now we’ll drink02:45:22
now02:45:24
[music]02:45:29
52 And what else is there with the eyes02:45:36
who’s drunk I’m not drunk02:45:39
[music]02:45:49
Where’s my02:45:51
Leo come on jump I want you02:45:57
[music]02:46:24
[applause] [music]02:46:35
Slavik I’ll come in now02:46:39
Yes, I’m already free Well, how are02:46:44
you doing?02:46:50
Yes There’s nothing there What can you02:46:58
keep for yourself02:47:02
[music]02:47:09
Good afternoon02:47:19
Vladimir Putin02:47:22
because they’re missing the greatest02:47:26
event in the world02:47:43
[music]02:47:45
and I’m calling here lonely men who have been02:47:49
bored for a long time from being02:47:54
on stage02:47:58
Come on, that’s enough,02:48:02
come on come on02:48:08
[applause]02:48:27
[music]02:48:29
competition in which they participate02:48:34
[applause] the02:48:42
country of Moscow is such a02:48:48
ha-ha-ha and so the02:48:50
final battle02:48:54
will show what needs to be done please02:49:04
[music] [applause] [music]02:49:15
[applause]02:49:18
[music]02:49:21
[applause]02:49:24
[music]02:49:31
[applause]02:49:36
You need to do the same thing02:49:40
the one who dropped his head on the floor02:49:43
lost02:49:44
[music]02:49:46
that you don’t mind dropping02:49:51
him stop lose your head our go02:49:57
some kind of T-shirt and a princess02:50:06
ah Olga02:50:09
[applause ]02:50:20
on the right02:50:23
the winner will receive this princess for a02:50:27
whole hour you can eat wine ride02:50:32
on a yacht but you can’t touch with your hands02:50:38
we take the starting positions02:50:44
servants carry weapons02:51:02
[applause]02:51:11
[applause]02:51:16
Well, come on, come on02:51:21
[applause]02:51:44
Thank you, dance02:51:47
[applause]02:52:02
and tell me what song you sang smell of gunpowder02:52:05
I told you that you needed to02:52:08
sing Tarka And and mom02:52:23
[music]02:52:39
Alexey Olya and I’ve been waiting for you for a long time02:52:45
I was thinking02:52:48
if I didn’t win the competition Maybe02:52:51
I can count on some kind of02:52:53
incentive prize02:52:55
there’s a wonderful restaurant nearby02:53:02
then02:53:06
[music]02:53:22
[music]02:53:24
stars of the night I want romance02:53:28
but Believe me it’s like seasickness, you02:53:30
just need to wait a little, you’ll go to02:53:32
your shore in Moscow and everything02:53:35
will pass02:53:38
I didn’t think02:53:41
Sorry I02:53:43
just decided if I didn’t win the competition02:53:46
Sorry02:53:49
[music]02:53:53
Thank you02:53:54
Sorry02:53:56
[music]02:54:11
Thank you for last night02:54:19
It was great02:54:24
and I liked it Well, if you want,02:54:30
you can look at the camera02:54:32
on which camera02:54:34
I just thought that you would02:54:36
n’t remember anything anyway So you can look And02:54:40
who was filmingDescription:
Год: 2005 Режиссеры: Александр Замятин Сценаристы: Максим Туханин, Виталий Коломиец, Руслан Сорокин, Виталий Шляппо, Вячеслав Дусмухаметов, Алексей Троцюк, Кирилл Папакуль, Владимир Неклюдов, Андрей Яковлев, Евгений Антропов, Юрий Исаков, Александр Каряев, Ростислав Кривицкий, Георгий Селегей Жанр: Комедия COPYRIGHT: This channel is owned by HitLab FZ-LLC and is included in a licensed network of YouTube channels with movies and TV series. All of the films published by us are legally licensed. We have acquired the rights (at least for specific territories) from the rightholders by contract or produced the content and are the exclusive rights owners Россия отдыхает! В этой короткой, но емкой фразе можно было бы уложить весь сюжет этой лирической комедии. Если бы не перипетии… В этой истории так много сюжетных линий, что пересказать ее в двух словах не получится. Это надо видеть. Группа российских туристов отправляется на отдых в Турцию. Туда, где международным языком является русский, где курортные романы начинаются с каждым заходом солнца, где служащие отелей с улыбкой на устах делают на туристах свой бизнес, где базары кажутся бесконечными, а море такое голубое и время летит совсем незаметно. Все это и даже больше станет частью биографий персонажей лирической комедии «Туристы». А иначе и быть не может: русские уже давно превратили отдых в спорт и теперь ходят в победителях…
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UDL Lite is a really convenient way to access a website from your mobile device. With its help, you can easily download videos directly to your smartphone.
Which format of "САМАЯ СМЕШНАЯ КОМЕДИЯ! - Туристы 1-4 серия. Русские комедии" video should I choose?
The best quality formats are FullHD (1080p), 2K (1440p), 4K (2160p) and 8K (4320p). The higher the resolution of your screen, the higher the video quality should be. However, there are other factors to consider: download speed, amount of free space, and device performance during playback.
Why does my computer freeze when loading a "САМАЯ СМЕШНАЯ КОМЕДИЯ! - Туристы 1-4 серия. Русские комедии" video?
The browser/computer should not freeze completely! If this happens, please report it with a link to the video. Sometimes videos cannot be downloaded directly in a suitable format, so we have added the ability to convert the file to the desired format. In some cases, this process may actively use computer resources.
How can I download "САМАЯ СМЕШНАЯ КОМЕДИЯ! - Туристы 1-4 серия. Русские комедии" video to my phone?
You can download a video to your smartphone using the website or the PWA application UDL Lite. It is also possible to send a download link via QR code using the UDL Helper extension.
How can I download an audio track (music) to MP3 "САМАЯ СМЕШНАЯ КОМЕДИЯ! - Туристы 1-4 серия. Русские комедии"?
The most convenient way is to use the UDL Client program, which supports converting video to MP3 format. In some cases, MP3 can also be downloaded through the UDL Helper extension.
How can I save a frame from a video "САМАЯ СМЕШНАЯ КОМЕДИЯ! - Туристы 1-4 серия. Русские комедии"?
This feature is available in the UDL Helper extension. Make sure that "Show the video snapshot button" is checked in the settings. A camera icon should appear in the lower right corner of the player to the left of the "Settings" icon. When you click on it, the current frame from the video will be saved to your computer in JPEG format.
What's the price of all this stuff?
It costs nothing. Our services are absolutely free for all users. There are no PRO subscriptions, no restrictions on the number or maximum length of downloaded videos.