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Никита Гридин
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Беременна
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Беременна в 16 Россия
Беременна в 16 Украина
Беременна в 16 реакция
Беременна в 16 Кузьма
Беременна в 16 Юлик
Беременна в 16 11 выпуск
Беременна в 16 пародия
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[music]
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hi my name is Vese, my appearance is old and I’m
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from St. Petersburg,
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in the ninth grade I started having
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problems with my studies, I got bad marks and
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accidentally got into a fight with my Russian language teacher,
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now I’m studying in college to become a cook, this is
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my best friend Kristina in case there
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beer on sale maybe let's go grab some grunt, we've
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been through thick and thin, Christina is very
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smart and beautiful, I listen to her as if
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she's my older sister, mi su, no,
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just cotton wool, I don't know the gun for the second couple,
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we'll have time
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[music]
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they
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[music]
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[laughter]
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this Lyosha is
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my boyfriend, he’s 22, we’ve already been dating for 3
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months, but it feels like
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Lyosha hasn’t worked anywhere all his life because he lives
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according to concepts, he has a very good sense of
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humor and he’s very sweet,
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and when you react, you realize that I’m
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pregnant, you’ll go right away, I just
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gasped and to this caused me to expect such a
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reaction from a loved one, because
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today I found out that I’m pregnant
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[music]
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so I bought some tomatoes, I bought some cucumbers, I
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forgot, and oh my, I forgot to buy
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vodka, I bought some kind of vodka, I don’t have it, it’s
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my mom, her name is Anya Papu I haven’t seen it,
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but my mother says that he was a
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test pilot and exploded when
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I was two years old. Sometimes it’s hard,
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but we manage, especially since my
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mother’s new friend, whom she
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met at the Aram Ocean market, helps us. How
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beautiful you are today, what a wonderful
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table they set for you too oh and Lesya is
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great here ram well, let
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everyone gather at the table, well, as they
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say, so that the sun shines, the sky turns
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blue, the
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roses bloom and the women become
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beautiful, this is the 140th, what happened,
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stop drinking this chemistry, drink vodka,
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that books are good now, and how
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pregnant
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[music] ]
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during the feast I didn’t feel very
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well, I’ve had a delay for the last two months, I
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thought it was also crackers for beer,
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but I did a test and it showed two
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stripes,
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I decided not to tell my mother for now, but
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tell Lyosha, I don’t know what I’ll
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do with this child about visibility
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cool step
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listen there is Varick to get high but will
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you go alone I can’t I’m at the service and I
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noted can I just need
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to talk to you and the fact is that I’ll take a
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pregnancy test and it showed two stripes
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only I’m pregnant from you
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well you’re all good and Now let's go and
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have an abortion, birdie, I'll have an abortion
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when the child has already spoken to me in the
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first place, the concept is in the first place, and then only you and
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you, I'm trying not so soon, I'll keep the common fund
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and yes, let's talk, maybe
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maybe deprive one of his rights, there's no need for
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this child now, but I I decided to
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first consult with a
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specialist. Uncle Jack eats on the street, we
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smoke, there are no
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fedoras, what are we doing here, you
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’re breathing calmly, well, congratulations, the
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fourth month of pregnancy
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will be registered, well, I actually thought about
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abortion, abortion, do
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you even know how an abortion is done, and
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now it’s not I know that first the
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baby’s legs are torn off with iron knitting needles,
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then the arms are torn off, then the head
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is torn off, he’s there alone screaming in the dark,
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no one hears him, no one can help him,
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and then they suck out everything that’s left
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with a vacuum cleaner and throw out
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the bucket, that’s how abortions are done, in
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general, I thought and decided to leave
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child
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and what are we all for and the beatles
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watch, they live less only and
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the decision to leave the child is the limit, why are you
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[ __ ] [ __ ],
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this is instead such a board for our son with
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iron knitting needles
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stars by knitting needles arms and legs we
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will have 7
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son land conveniently I will understand let’s
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[ music]
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for me it was the worst thing because
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Lyosha is the father of this child,
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how could he do this at that moment I
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decided to take radical measures and
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tell Lyosha’s mother about everything,
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part of the money is not and in general I
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came to talk to my friends,
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yes I know, all the pipes are on fire to get over my hangover I wo
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n’t make it in the morning, actually, I’m pregnant
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with Lyosha’s baby,
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she used to work as a nurse at a local
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hospital, but because of that incident with
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rat poison, she was fired, I hope she
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will understand me, as the woman in the hospital was talking to the
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doctor, she said the boy will be so,
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get ready to become a grandmother, tea, yes you can
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but you know what bothered me more was that
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conversation with Lesha at the hospital, he was so
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rude black green green if possible I do
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n’t understand her at all how he can
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say this, we still have a baby soon
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so soon
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what week are you 16 16 already
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you need vitamins and
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[music]
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then kick
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why then do loved ones need
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ovens with vitamins so you will help me
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solve this problem with Lesha,
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but it was after breaking up with Kristina that
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the ground went away from under my feet Kristina is a stupid [ __ ],
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she was my best friend for the
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last three months I know why, but I
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reacted this way, they've been crossing for three
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months, at least take a sip, I saved you and
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your tea,
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burn in hell, [ __ ], it's never been
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so hard for me,
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my loved one is cheating on me with my
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best friend, now I see what a
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scumbag he really is, but I don't care
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I believe that the world is not without good people
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[music]
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Igor Ales hello what are you doing here
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I was thinking of listening to the bookmark let's go there is
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no more Lyusha and
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Lyosha abandoned him Well, don't be upset,
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we'll be fine, I'll go
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play and bye bye Igor, wait ah where are you now
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and I bought a new toy on the CD he wants to
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check it out
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oh this is my favorite game seriously you also
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love games about zombies let’s
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check out the crafts let’s go
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[music] I
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never thought that we in the forest have so
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much in common I always liked
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her mother we are at home
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weaver what kind of young lady are you
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okay maybe an ambulance we have a hypochondriac
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we have a [ __ ] dying every day
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ungrateful pulse memory so I
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let go what is Lesya’s name
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what a sweet girl immediately rushed to my
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aid what is this bastard not
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already in the cemetery instead of looking for a damn toy
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in general cool
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zombies just crawling out of all the cracks then
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I didn’t know that you’re on someone Igor I
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like you in the woods I’ve been wanting to tell you for a long time that I
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really like you too
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it’s true you met Lesha Igor we’re
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having a baby I’m pregnant you to be
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honest I really care end and didn’t understand how
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this could happen roars I overheard your conversation
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poison me or not, while I was listening I
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thought maybe there’s a wedding at our house I do
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n’t want to sleep I don’t want to wear a dress for my mother’s wedding I
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can God see you’re right to the grave and
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brought it to a couple
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[music]
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[ music] I
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washed the mug with something like a pig and by
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God I’ll pass and my group
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has been going through this game for three months now
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on yours it’s so long in general she said
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that I like the beast di1
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so you go to your game I’m posting it
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on sega novita
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and you go walk with the bride and
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need air, but when have you already taken a breath, what
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the [ __ ] happened, I’m so sick of
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all this, the
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closer the birth gets, the more it starts to piss me off, the
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nagging, my dad actually went and started
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drinking some herbs, but for the sake of our
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child,
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I’m ready to sacrifice a lot. I’m
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so glad that we finally
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got out somewhere, forgive me that I’m
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lately now, okay, and I understand these
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hormones, the weather is still cool,
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but for beer Igor, what kind of beer
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will we have? You’ll have a child, I need to
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give him health, look, it’s coming there
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not Lyoshka with Kristina, hello,
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girlfriend, I decided to leave after all,
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thank you, you know, we won’t overeat, let’s
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go here, they wanted to grab some beer, shawarma,
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and beat us, or we shouldn’t listen, we
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need to talk for the first time, then I saw
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her after breaking up, I saw her stomach, I
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realized that I’m not like a boy then
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I did it well and decided to talk in private to the
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game, it’s a hell of a job, I wanted to convey to Lyosha
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that nothing will work out for them with us, that I
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love Igor very much
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and we will soon have a wedding with him,
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but I couldn’t convey it
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[music] you
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suck Donetsk, of course, competently, this ca
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n’t be taken away from you so right now
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you’re proposing to me, we’re going with you
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to Saks, we’re living a happy family
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life, or I’ll take it for you, I’ll take it to
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the cops and say something to me and know
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juice juice calm down
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actually I wanted to propose
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[music]
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marry me
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I was so happy when Lyosha
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proposed to me, we settled the issue with
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Kristina and Igor, they understood us perfectly
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and we decided to move to live in
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my mother’s apartment and we
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have yet to find out that she will become a grandmother, she’s coming to
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visit us, you’re welcome,
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why aren’t you here yet? and it’s
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suitable
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to be like this, it can’t all be
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suitable for someone, maybe you need no one, don’t let me
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go home because the rules are that it doesn’t
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let me in, hello, my mother has arrived and I haven’t seen you for six months,
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but as the bruja swelled up, she immediately
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says hello to screw it up.
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what in another six months at launch and
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for now the fox cubs live as a tenant but so that when
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someone arrives your spirit will not be here and if
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the mountain still arrives and she has not given birth yet what will happen
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then
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we will finally have a roof over our heads and
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very soon we will have an addition to the
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family
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interesting what kind of father will Lyosha be, listening
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to the child, the money is important to
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the need of Hardy, he sold his so that we have enough
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for a stroller for diapers, the Persians are dicks,
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but when the money runs out, what will we do? I’ll go
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work, I’ll go to finish it not according to the concepts,
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but my brother is a director in a five-year-old school, he
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says we need a security guard, he might even
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steal what It won’t work out as a security guard, it
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will be me, but what do you
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know, the mucus is not in my lifetime, maybe even
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the son of Varron of the villages or some scientist there
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or a scientist Varron
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to listen to there is no beer left in the refrigerator,
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sushi as if I took it off my tongue, I’ll
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go and have a look, [ __ ] your mother, don’t
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remove the barbell with yourself you have to do it you can’t you
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lift all the heavy things up to normal
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introduced yourself can’t you see my water
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has broken take me to the hospital fighter
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[music]
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well, everything in my car has new covers 2 6 1
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[music]
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how are things going with our foxes aren’t you afraid to
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give birth otherwise there are cases sometimes a baby is born
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immediately hanged, like a stupid
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top, and like this, the loop
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around the neck from the half
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is tightened and the child is suffocated on the ultrasound,
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this is not visible and everything happens like this,
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why are you telling this, I mean,
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in general, the mortality rate of our public dates is
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very low, but sometimes I think it’s time for you to get
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a brigade and then the
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miracle of childbirth began
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[applause]
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[laughter]
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what a handsome black boy Hank
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[laughter]
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go to law I couldn’t believe
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my eyes for 9 months like my
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heart was a red whim and now he’s
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there behind us.
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look
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[music]
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I told you
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no, well, this is definitely not my id Alyoshkin
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[music]
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eyes of
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songs and
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why are you
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waiting for a beautiful baby and your son hasn’t rotted
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at all, we watched discovery, they
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said that it’s possible there’s a one in a
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billion chance that such a baby will be born after all
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we came from Africa,
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Lesha and my baby are all fine, we
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live in a rented apartment with my
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mother, it so happened that Aram [ __ ] was the last one to
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put everyone in the apartment, she registered a bracket in the apartment,
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she evicted everyone, but we are not
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discouraged because we have such a small
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miracle
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[music]

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