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biology at school is necessary in order to

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then help the child do biology,

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oh my god, why are you creeping up, so why

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are there 540 rubles, time, there is accounting, we were

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just given homework to buy a

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birdhouse with dad, well, when is the court diary, do

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you crouch here on your ears to

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do homework with dad

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Skvoreshnik Vitya, you said buy 5

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mistakes were made in general if you

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can buy it, it’s sold in the store,

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did I see you know what I need to

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do to earn 540 rubles

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load the car with cement in a day you’re

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a member and work

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so what you dreamed of, so we’ll

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do it birdhouse with your own hands everything there

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that you will collect that my hands are growing out of my butt

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now Victor it’s time to get

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them out of there

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next we will learn how to make a birdhouse

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visible to you you need to learn how to make a

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hazel

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board you have no I have to discount

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me yes say no no longer so Let’s take it from

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my mother, I understood, but he doesn’t tell her, I

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checked, I caught you, we had shadows,

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Vitya, a public, name more universities, you wo

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n’t help, and mom’s store, she, and

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since she’s in a big store,

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no one will help for a long time, and here’s the board,

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well, give me what tools for you

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Pilate will need it like a hammer so

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pliers

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ok Victor what's your first mistake so that it

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fits you you should have money from your mom to

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fall out pliers Vitya

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pliers are superfluous here so let's take the

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rear overdose in half let's go come

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on, he's not only pressing buttons on

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the computer with his own hands

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where you're weighing saw on the table put the

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hacksaw take the shelf on the table put it

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or let's go where are you on the table pelevin on the

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edge fingers away from the hacksaw acne

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yes why Victor don't get his hands then I wo

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n't even peek out my little finger

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okay let's show you watch and learn before

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your father's mother pressed him to a heart attack

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Here's Victor, first let's saw off the board, it's generally called

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a birdhouse, because what are you

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doing,

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because starlings will live there Vitya,

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other birds are damned or something, why are

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n't they teasing nickname books Vernik Mogu sparrow

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personal apartment wagtails nickname

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listen here 3 saga juicier you look

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carefully what I'm doing Vitya will come in handy in life,

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you need to know how to do everything so that

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your pot can cook, there’s fluff in it, rich

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boiling potatoes, there’s nothing good

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going on hikes, I still don’t understand, student,

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you’d better tell me why they don’t teach you this at

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work, but now it’s not work and

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now the technology is now patience

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technology will grind us all down

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technology has made a man out of a monkey

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technology may

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hello everyone and to the parents how

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they described what to see and tomorrow they should

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bring birdhouses oh po Vitya keep it

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so beautiful only 540 rubles

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gave up well no way Natasha we are making a

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birdhouse with our own hands having understood I hope

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from mine shelf,

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well, maybe today I’ll cut the salad

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into cutlets and fry it and I think we’ll

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open the compote and for some reason I don’t hear a

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negative answer about my shelf

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Natasha, so let’s not be a mystery, I’m teaching

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a child to do something with his own hands,

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well, what does my shelf have to do with it? a

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new stick me

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yes here's a birdhouse from this and hello

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logic even so smart guy put this

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multi-colored horseradish here take the hammer seeing let's give the

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finishing touch which means we take the

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nail on hold the nail the

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hammer take it come on in your hand everyone is equal

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guest yes where are you hat and hat up

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and neatly on let's hammer the lid on,

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it's left for me, let's quietly, like this,

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dad's memory,

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well, I don't know, blow it, dear mom,

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look at how beautiful it is

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[music]

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but with your own hands you can also get in touch a little,

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plus narrow normal birdhouses and

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this Frankenstein, damn it, so Valera,

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your task was to do something with the child

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at home with your own hands

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you made Frankenstein to school he

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will carry the birdhouse good good only

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I suggest this to live than it seems to me

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she will now tell the creators why everything

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is fine let the birdhouse carry this to school

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I just don’t understand

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why you have to carry something for work you

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bought it in the store, it's not hard work, this

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technology

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[music]

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[music]

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[applause] [music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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but you are a youth group there but you

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look like an old man

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I look like Brad Pitt

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Brad Pitt is 54 years old

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he [music]

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[music]

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dear look at me about you look

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at me I'm ready for what are you ready for have you

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forgotten today at the company where I work

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New Year's corporate party no I didn't forget I

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just wanted to clarify that your company

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employs 300 women you are the only

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man who works for farm, well, what’s wrong

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with that, well, what are you planning on

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going to a corporate party in this, well, what’s wrong,

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what are you going to do there, well, we

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’ll drink your beer there, the dancing will be as

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usual, what do you want, that’s

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okay, how old is your woman, 20

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to 35

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no 6 no 9 no twenty to thirty.

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that is, there are 300 of you women on a farm from

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twenty to thirty

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and you are the only man who will be

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at the corporate party, well, yes, you will go in

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this, well, yes, well, no, and

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what not, look at you, what,

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what, you have a youth team there,

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but you look like an old man, I I look like a

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punched Brad Pitt is 54 years old, I was all

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giving way there,

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but it’s unlikely that in ours

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they heat up quickly, so let’s take off

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my jacket with my jacket, I’ll make myself fashionable

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youth stylish clothes where I

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started taking off my head again, it also went out of

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fashion when it came out you bought it for me yesterday at

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night, you came out of the water, you need to follow

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fashion trends, now I’ll give you

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a shirt, well, take any shirt, and any of them wo

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n’t fit, you need a special

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shirt, you have 300 women there, so it

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stinks to us like a tattoo, the shirt is an air conditioner

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to ventilate in the cold,

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what kind of air conditioner is it

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called some kind of fidelity, listen to the hole in it in the

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pipes, it feels like you gave this shirt to

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you a year ago for rags, you

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said it’s unfashionable, no, this is another, I

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specially kept this for the right occasion,

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this one accidentally became so

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do this sweeter while putting them on you will close the

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hole

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on it the badger is sleeping you have already decided,

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weakling, what is more important for you

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to look impressive at a corporate party

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or not to offend your cat bath well

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listen, well, it feels like he delivers quite a bit

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sweeter fashionable fashionable hole

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closes closes what else do you need a

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bunch I'm off wait

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in the trousers, what's with the glucometer

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but the dishes don't fit well, on top you are

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stylish fashionable youth trousers what kind of

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nonsense are these normal trousers take off the keychains

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normal trousers danses kibrik and don't

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fit well come on there are any there are plenty of

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trousers yes no here we need special trousers

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ca-300 women there will be where are they trousers I

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lost, well, here they are on you, I

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mean, here they are, I was looking for them, what do you

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want again, underpants or something, I

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went to a corporate party, I

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want me not to be ashamed of my husband

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at a corporate party,

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like I’m wearing underpants and who will go down the street

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for the street and the kiddom of the country special

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year wear

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which daddy my pants

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and I don’t want you to freeze something in the cold

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and I’ll have tea in them at a corporate party, you’ll come and take it

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off, you don’t have to go but it doesn’t fit

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this style and where do you

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wear your boots I want with boots it’s not so, but they

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gathered to dance there, but the parts don’t fit

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the dances, I gave special

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dance shoes to

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my grief napery,

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how are these Czechs, our children

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go to ballroom dancing, and their children

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go to ballroom dancing, and

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you can handle your dances, I’ll put them on

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[music]

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now I still read a little bit about the hairstyle on

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the frame, I was combing my hair already when the

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sweater was putting you on, the hairstyle is

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definitely out of order there,

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but why is it very good to not visible

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normally yes very good okay too

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stylish too youthful yes what do you want to

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do now I need to add a little

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validity glasses nnada and how can I

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put on my own glasses, yours won’t fit without a right,

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these put on the cat’s grandma’s

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glasses, I don’t see anything in them that I’m

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going to look at, everyone

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will look at you because you were silent,

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swear,

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I can just imagine how women look at you, it’s

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really normal, very beautiful, everything the

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final touch is that this is parfen garlic

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why is there a number here for all the crampedness to

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do something and why are you a

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candle with garlic then you are going to

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cultural events but how

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much for didn’t you bring it home at once eat it on the

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way

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in the fish soup wait dear women, a properly

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dressed husband at a corporate event is the key to a long

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successful family life

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[applause]

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[music]

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quieter man stop talking about the

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recording from the eyes height

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oh sorry, they would immediately say that you are a

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redneck

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[music]

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but

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how bad it is to be a bachelor,

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to be a single and free man

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I’ll tell you how bad it is to be single and

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manage your wallet yourself when you

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give your salary to no one and

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someone else’s mother doesn’t pick your brains when you

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go wherever you want without asking when it doesn’t matter that you’re

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all mint and put on a

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card and don’t give it to anyone for shopping and do

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n’t languish on a fitting room bench you need to ignore important little things in not

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noticing a new haircut

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pay attention when you don’t take seedlings to the dacha

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and no one gives a damn when you come in the morning

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when you make up a diet from beer

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you scrape with impunity the fork teflon

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when you scratch something of yours 3 com

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no one does

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when not you never pick up the toilet seat, how

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sad it is to live when you are a bachelor, how

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stupid

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she took a voice,

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I

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want what without worries and the good of

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Asia,

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what a stupid

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life as a bachelor, how

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tired I am, I

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want to be my father’s wife,

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how good I’ll tell you, married to be with

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friends in the bathhouse no longer together walk

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so well I’ll tell you to be married and

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force yourself someone else’s mother likes to

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watch a TV series instead of football

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I want to listen to a scandal for no reason

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I can immediately become anyone in marriage I’m a

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beast there they will call me

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a penny there give to someone who knows better

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what I should buy is still very different

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I want to buy a loan

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and I want to buy all the closets and stuff about rags I want a comb

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in my long hair

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so that they yell when I walk around in shorts

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she is without three hundred bottles how

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sad the life of all bachelors is

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[applause]

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what a hellish

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bachelor life

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there is without back

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xii

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I want but

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Abkhazia

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has no

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connections

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a little while and while Vasya

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[music]

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so the region

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I want as my wife

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and [music]

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this

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and I want as my wife laica

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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few people know that all theater artists

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go into the pool once a month and do laundry

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there are the backstage sorry I'm late words night

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sorry sorry this is my place what

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row is the seventh row the seventh row higher

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sorry wet it's

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still

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good in its place it's the 7th row this is the

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eighth row like 8 and the man said that the

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network is my man it turns out you're a

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man don’t make noise in the theater,

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forgive me, I’ll go, they’ll tell him to

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go anywhere with him and the children wo

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n’t come anyway, can I go for

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a dollar, man,

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where is your place?

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here he is sitting and where is his place, I don’t

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know where his locals are, ask yourself,

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ask me that is the place man

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man where is your place I have no

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place at all for the cloakroom attendant by the way children know the

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jacket in the cloakroom it’s closed there go I’ll

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soon come to the ambulance and confuse the gender I’m already

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trying, let’s go together along the arch

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about my place has become free, the nozzles will go

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length you go here children there in so it

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was possible

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man there it’s free I don’t care at all

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the main thing is that Lucy is busy here and on the

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eighth row you can see better than on the

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ninety-sixth and those people that but I

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thought the rice was scattered, it’s not such a crazy

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production then

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wait, I’ll go, what kind of

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wai are you, this is my place, where is your

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ticket, they give her value in the wardrobe for along with the

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jacket aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the leaders, the ticket is also in the

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wardrobe with a jacket then the man

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can bring him closer, he will confirm this is my

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place man, what is this place, this is

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some guy in the red hut, why will I

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go in, hold on, I’ll be back right now, creature,

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creature, forgive me, please

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give the ticket to the man at the end of the row,

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he forgot it in the cloakroom for

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a long time and they’ll talk in it's hard to get

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tickets for the opera, everyone is a man, stop talking,

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because I'll suck you out of your eyes,

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oh, excuse me, they would immediately say that you are

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rednecks to be

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sarcastic, you can pass there are no seats,

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a man, then all of them are a man, but mine,

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along with my ticket, you yourself will

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hear everything, you won't hear everyone, they can hear him, he's

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come yet rights shakes you Oleg,

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close yours, hear what you said there, something

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less often, and who are you anyway,

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Dimona is in heat, you know, but I’m his grandfather,

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well, did you pray for our grandfather dimonn,

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she herself

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stop that you’re late, start

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here and we’re here all blue in their

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places, they were all sitting in their places, well, they

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arrived early and somehow agreed,

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not without a fight, of course the teacher has a fracture in

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this leg, she has a shot in the leg, but we eat the muscles, she’s

00:25:08

keeping quiet, you’re still walking on your legs here,

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so let’s take the heavy one back to

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its place you go to your 96th row and you go to

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the wardrobe shura in this country everything will be

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fine when everyone is in their

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place

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excuse me but you are Leonid Konovalov RA

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and why are you the main actor here the

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battle is special they begin

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[applause]

00:25:47

[music]

00:25:48

[ applause]

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[music]

00:25:52

[applause]

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[music]

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let me at least put a rag here for you to

00:26:08

eat once the eye drops out

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so that it’s not dry or wet

00:26:17

[music]

00:26:30

[applause] [music]

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if your child asks to go outside and

00:27:02

play ball and he doesn’t need the Internet,

00:27:06

take a closer look, maybe this dog

00:27:16

[laughs]

00:27:32

this whole school came free the laptop,

00:27:35

what can’t you see, we’re communicating, look at the joke,

00:27:43

5 o’clock already with help, dad said who

00:27:47

my son has such a hand on his butt

00:27:50

said from 5 o’clock, my laptop, guess

00:27:53

what, they’re taking away my laptop, [ __ ] up it’s a day off, we’re

00:27:59

parting, I’m upset, Denmark, but I do

00:28:05

n’t even know who it is, hello to

00:28:14

you all, Sasha in the stroller, I recently

00:28:19

watched a video where a guy

00:28:21

hammered a nail into water for 10 hours, I decided to support

00:28:27

this direction and today I’ll be wide-eyed for 10

00:28:30

hours, not move and be

00:28:32

silent let's go,

00:29:09

go to the toilet,

00:29:20

the poor fellow won't stand it,

00:29:24

let me at least put a rag here for you,

00:29:29

so that if your eye falls out, so at least

00:29:34

not dry or wet, you said

00:29:43

here

00:29:45

Valera,

00:29:49

and last night you definitely closed the door to the bedroom,

00:29:51

closed it, it seems to me no

00:30:01

son, you know, parents sometimes adults

00:30:04

do this, sometimes it’s just that women don’t have a

00:30:06

spine with a span, their back came, it

00:30:09

jammed and dad helped me, and it became easier

00:30:11

to become easier from easier, it became good, she has two

00:30:16

hands, a little Iowa creativity, over the years I

00:30:20

remember they told me that dad was jumping naked on the

00:30:22

mattress and accidentally I fell on my mom, what did

00:30:27

draws layla do then, it

00:30:34

was necessary to turn off comments and stupidly he will

00:30:37

see and take away the laptop like last time

00:30:40

links by the way, you don’t know what’s

00:30:43

happening to him he saw filming for an hour he

00:30:45

will sit like that for 10 hours without moving the eyes of the

00:30:47

putsch for an hour so fashionable so let's take the guys off and wash it,

00:30:51

finally, in

00:30:55

my opinion, finally, as long as he doesn't twitch,

00:30:58

let's wash him just the cuckoos for a long time,

00:31:02

or for

00:31:04

us, let's not immediately breed the

00:31:06

cockerel on the fence, rinse there is no need to

00:31:11

rinse anything, please no one here

00:31:13

now, let's comb him Now

00:31:16

this is the case from the lessons on I can’t look at it, the strength

00:31:23

needed is just a hammer, come on,

00:31:26

let’s talk about the decline of

00:31:31

something rash, chess, if not for the battery, I

00:31:40

think it’s dead.

00:31:42

what did I eat there on brains he

00:31:45

ate the last ones today, listen, he’s

00:31:50

sitting like that, we can take pictures,

00:31:52

mom, come on, come on, let’s take a photo, Helen, let’s

00:31:55

all take a photo, is she a

00:31:58

little wild, there are actually 5 thousand of us there

00:32:01

watching, he’s already 5100 a

00:32:04

candle, I’m selling winter tires for 75 up to 65

00:32:15

by 15 stamp deftly 6000 probed total

00:32:19

guys show and I write poetry and for poetry

00:32:22

I write white snow lies in a puddle hinting to people

00:32:27

about the approaching cold

00:32:30

[applause]

00:32:31

I’m looking for a man

00:32:37

[applause]

00:32:48

we met in the mountains in seventy-two

00:32:53

or else if you can hear me come,

00:32:57

as promised, I’m a widow

00:33:01

[applause]

00:33:05

it works, the more people watch you,

00:33:08

the more you can earn,

00:33:09

so submissions then 10 hours just filming the

00:33:12

same thing as you do something before the

00:33:14

fights, maybe we’ll shoot like your mother

00:33:16

chooses wallpaper, let’s shoot like me this is an

00:33:22

ambulance here for two days

00:33:25

that I've been watching people well tyzh 1010 so

00:33:29

come on Sasha's family with strollers are all

00:33:31

staring at the screen let's feed I'll teach you

00:33:41

how to spend money we'll know let's

00:33:44

go to Turkey what kind of

00:33:46

Turkey I bought 2 02 stare let's get up

00:33:54

damn I'm there in a saucepan with borscht I left

00:33:57

it on and now I’ll quickly stand there

00:34:00

no one will go anywhere we’re all staring at it so

00:34:03

burnt the pots then we’ll buy new ones fortunately

00:34:06

we can afford it

00:34:08

I hope and I’ll give

00:34:11

everyone subscribers but at first

00:34:16

it went up and now it won’t go down anymore

00:34:18

7600 well that’s

00:34:20

also good that’s good so Well, now

00:34:25

we at least know them for sure that there are

00:34:27

7605 morons in the world who suddenly stare at me

00:34:32

instead of doing something

00:34:34

later

00:34:38

[applause]

00:34:44

[music]

00:35:07

I'm a man I love football I love football I

00:35:10

love football it must be beautiful impossible

00:35:13

for

00:35:15

[music]

00:35:27

[applause ]

00:35:30

[music]

00:35:36

[applause]

00:35:37

[music]

00:35:51

old things and people are piling up in the garage, I

00:35:55

love Friday,

00:35:59

that’s good, what a bet Fedka gave us,

00:36:03

now every Friday all year round in

00:36:05

his garage we’ll gather in his garage, the mountain is

00:36:08

gorgeous and in general we’re super, by the way, like

00:36:10

last Friday it was

00:36:11

a miracle and there was nothing at all, I don’t

00:36:13

remember either, it was a very good sit, it means it’s

00:36:16

excellent in terms of strength, you can see the

00:36:17

repairs where Dimka sent a background text message, he’s late

00:36:19

at work, he’s

00:36:21

definitely the boss now, and Fyodor, where is Fedka, I have

00:36:25

n’t seen Fedka for a week, you and him

00:36:27

had an argument on Friday, I cut it apart he ran away somewhere,

00:36:29

damn exactly what is it used for?

00:36:32

You don’t remember, I don’t remember, damn Paschenko, and there’s

00:36:38

a will in the development of you, yes, it’s clear what

00:36:40

started in the case, the tape is clear, come on,

00:36:42

take off your hat, come on, please, ah, I

00:36:47

sold it all,

00:36:50

and most importantly, this one says what I’m not talking about weakly

00:36:53

calmly I’ll cut my hair bald, come on, I’m

00:36:58

not, no, sharply, I said the right thing, of

00:37:00

course I’m not, but I’ll be there in the morning, I looked

00:37:02

in the mirror to think about this extended account, and

00:37:03

in front of my subordinates, book baby, in general,

00:37:06

naturally, it’s easier for me and I don’t know

00:37:08

to put your bottle, please, you

00:37:12

were arguing for 3 in a direct sense, I tore the guard into three

00:37:17

bottles of course, why are you giving

00:37:19

it another 2 hectares for 3-4, but if you give it

00:37:31

[applause]

00:37:36

for guys

00:37:38

next Friday, 3 bottles from me, changing us,

00:37:42

I took the secretary, took the redhead, it’s

00:37:44

cold really, it’s been warming up for an hour, why

00:37:47

let’s football, by the way, you are chatting

00:37:49

stables not at all Milan Champions League

00:37:52

of course they are going with their own said a

00:37:54

business trip for two weeks for you to do this with

00:37:58

yours I’m also on a business trip well that’s all then

00:38:00

all the trends

00:38:02

with flash business trips the most important thing

00:38:04

for cameras not a session we will show on TV there

00:38:05

will be a business trip there

00:38:08

By the way, it’s important that you don’t have to give birth, he’ll

00:38:11

move there, no cre, but he said that all

00:38:14

the genies depend, and our type, he has

00:38:16

some kind of tape in general, he lives, he worked

00:38:18

in the eyes outside of me and didn’t even see him at all, he

00:38:21

even carried through the action in a whisper, he says,

00:38:24

let’s go, so what is this here? woman,

00:38:31

if you go to Fedora, yours is not there, it will be given when there is

00:38:33

no, and who am I? Have you forgotten what we

00:38:38

argued about? We argued that I will change the gender,

00:38:41

but Fedya seems to be gone, but Fedya seems to be

00:38:44

here, and what, I’m going to be

00:38:48

stunned feet up to 1000 and 2000 life you’ll

00:38:51

never lose your dacha and cut it off I wouldn’t

00:38:54

dare among I came on Sunday

00:38:55

sober but I want these morons work

00:38:58

around the clock and again the 4 am look came

00:39:01

all the anime but hormones

00:39:03

anesthesia and I woke up on Wednesday due to

00:39:06

which I want to sleep on my stomach uncomfortable

00:39:10

what we were arguing about What are you doing, as usual, for a

00:39:13

bottle of vodka, a

00:39:14

bottle of vodka, well, what kind of [ __ ] are you, well,

00:39:16

such a bottle of vodka for champagne, you had to

00:39:19

argue

00:39:21

tick-tock tick-tick

00:39:22

which tell in two salads how it is, it’s a

00:39:24

bigot you be and you should be otherwise, guys, I’ll

00:39:27

tell you so when you feel yourself

00:39:29

at all not such a buzz hearing to be honest with you,

00:39:34

you’re a prettier man, I was amazed, I’ll describe

00:39:38

it, just find it, do it, you

00:39:41

’ll be sure that the operation

00:39:42

will be done back, that it’s you who will go there, it will be very

00:39:44

expensive at all, no, as if to listen to the most

00:39:46

interesting thing in this direction, it’s not

00:39:48

expensive at all back there's crazy money with

00:39:51

Milan so you'll go see

00:39:53

what Milan is like there's a lot of champions league

00:39:55

for football we were going to see I'm going to

00:39:58

go now I really want to go to Milan about anything

00:40:00

but football on sale

00:40:04

you're a man I love football I love football

00:40:07

I love football it’s beautiful just impossible

00:40:13

guys, we need to do the reverse operation,

00:40:14

name the money, you don’t need what kind of

00:40:16

money, borrow a stash from you here right in

00:40:18

the garage, well, here they could,

00:40:20

well, where is it always between the mallet and

00:40:23

caliper, guys, I’m

00:40:26

not in that condition at all right now, I’m no longer in the cuticle,

00:40:28

you poke me with your finger, the guy is swollen, and

00:40:30

here’s the car here still well, but I don’t care for

00:40:36

myself here 3 okay leave me alone for an hour don’t get in the way

00:40:38

eat and sword

00:40:40

successfully suddenly in a brotherly way so let me

00:40:43

hold on to the tits

00:40:47

oh well someone is not paying attention to the

00:40:50

fool in the halls I broke my nail

00:40:53

in general this is what this is a little like in the spirit

00:40:57

of the air, to whom did you buy the dacha,

00:41:00

you don’t remember who the days are for the wife, other

00:41:03

mistresses, and this is like from me the

00:41:06

same campaign, I pay this more than

00:41:08

twice than you said, I’m for dinner and there, too,

00:41:11

the area is sprayed twice as big,

00:41:13

no wonder, I’m well thought out guys

00:41:17

intimate question they have a toilet

00:41:19

here than in their garage like everywhere else

00:41:23

men I’m not in that

00:41:25

state of aggregation right now I really understood ask there at

00:41:28

the end of the street I’m going there cars now 5

00:41:34

I never knew Jehovah in my life I didn’t recognize the principle

00:41:38

on the other hand this even I’m in even

00:41:40

you can hook up with him like that, but

00:41:43

a good one, no, I’ll cut the odds, of course, after a

00:41:46

couple of

00:41:47

sensors, the lists will pull

00:41:50

the massage, let’s bet

00:41:54

on a bottle for three, I’ll win back 6 towers,

00:41:57

come on, let’s all argue and

00:42:02

it’s great to

00:42:05

sit normally and go to the toilet, why did

00:42:10

n’t you change your palto or something, the school

00:42:14

became a [ __ ] again? Friday night,

00:42:16

when you flew to them under the gas pile,

00:42:18

the editor came in, let's

00:42:20

cut off the ruts, or like he did, give

00:42:23

me all the circles, then I'm here on my chest with

00:42:25

felt-tip pens and draw, well, what did I

00:42:26

freak out about, drawing circles under his eyes,

00:42:29

so it's easier for me guys to give the bottle back?

00:42:31

where have you been for weeks then we are

00:42:35

inaccessible to you and miracle

00:42:36

in jail for a fight with the doctor in front and

00:42:39

this is who where is

00:42:41

Judas again in a whisper they said

00:42:48

currencies so why are you here anyway so

00:42:51

why did they call me about plastic surgery

00:42:53

from the police they called I went to

00:42:55

look for my husband I found my husband and tickets to

00:42:58

Milan, I found my stash, I found my perfume, I found everything, I

00:43:00

found everything

00:43:06

[music]

00:43:09

well, you didn’t understand everything correctly, you need

00:43:12

Texan and tell me and accounting, seeing

00:43:15

we look alike, everyone already told her, forgive me,

00:43:19

give Igor a big bottle, saw me,

00:43:23

sale, you do

00:43:24

[ applause]

00:43:33

[music]

00:43:40

although what's in her hands is the dog, otherwise it's

00:43:42

me and my mother who's tormented in front of the

00:43:44

chihuahua, no, it's a German shepherd

00:43:50

why is the puppy an adult dog just

00:43:53

squeezing it tightly into shreds

00:43:56

[music]

00:44:07

no

00:44:11

[music]

00:44:31

the smaller the store, the fatter the cashier

00:44:37

hello, I'm a store for 1000

00:44:42

little things,

00:44:43

and a thousand little things and small bobbins, that's

00:44:47

very good, you know I need a belt,

00:44:50

a belt, give it to you, you need trousers for

00:44:54

jeans, and the world's retuz pants do

00:44:57

n't care about anything, my son got a deuce on the dreamed

00:45:02

belt, which one do you need? wide, strong,

00:45:05

reliable, wicker, how strong, strong,

00:45:08

as strong as possible, you know now, let's

00:45:10

pick her up, it would be

00:45:11

nice to see my son, we

00:45:13

picked him up right on stage, he began to breathe,

00:45:15

fell behind, steel, Serezhenka, now go

00:45:19

[music]

00:45:26

this is the finish line, who is

00:45:32

so big, so you know what

00:45:36

the load was in the first grade, they were paid,

00:45:39

they raised them It’s too much for them in

00:45:41

first grade, so he’s not in first grade,

00:45:44

he’s in kindergarten now, why in

00:45:49

kindergarten, well, my mother and I decided

00:45:51

where after school he wants to go there, let

00:45:54

him go to kindergarten after first grade, but

00:45:56

we don’t care about you do you want to

00:46:01

give a titmouse for a deuce of a belt, no, not

00:46:03

only he also pulls the girls by their pigtails,

00:46:05

Seryozh, show me when he

00:46:10

pulled the girls’ parents a sting in a week,

00:46:13

no, everyone is silent, it’s just that you yourself

00:46:16

see that it’s time to take action, well, a little 12 of

00:46:18

them for the girls, well, maybe you, I’m not I know

00:46:24

quietly his palms from his folder, I

00:46:27

tried, he was scared, he tensed his muscles, I

00:46:30

broke my arm,

00:46:32

we could do it like this, so strong, so tough,

00:46:35

to tell you, the uncle policeman will come, the

00:46:37

policeman already has berets, after all, they even called, they

00:46:39

couldn’t take him away, he doesn’t have an eye,

00:46:41

that’s what he has in his hands . otherwise it was my

00:46:45

mother and I who bought a chihuahua, no,

00:46:49

it’s a German shepherd

00:46:52

why is a puppy an adult dog, it’s easy, but it also

00:46:56

squeezes hard into shreds Seryozha, don’t

00:46:59

squeeze the Rex, his eyes are popping out, we

00:47:02

can’t buy you a new dog every time,

00:47:04

so I don’t know how to help you,

00:47:07

let’s you know that I will call the general

00:47:09

manager, he will sort it out, we have such a

00:47:11

normal experience with a sword, Sasha Sasha, here a

00:47:13

young man came to

00:47:15

pick up a strap for his son, got a deuce, son, I

00:47:18

already noticed, noticed, look what I

00:47:24

noticed, you have very dead sons, the

00:47:28

cuttings you have are like this, I’m

00:47:31

offering you take a strap from a woman’s purse a

00:47:33

couple of times for him to get fives he

00:47:36

’ll carry dad I

00:47:50

but that means when you know I’m in the warehouse

00:47:54

look there I think we had shovels

00:47:58

because that means enzymes that means I

00:48:01

thought maybe you could forbid him and

00:48:03

a tablet for a month so you give it to me then how

00:48:05

can I forbid him so Pavel hide it for

00:48:08

now under the bed so under the bed and we

00:48:11

ourselves are hiding cardboard thousands have passed

00:48:15

means that let me give you a baseball

00:48:18

bat it won’t help I use a baseball bat

00:48:20

every morning to wake him up for kindergarten parts then

00:48:24

for something option We are now

00:48:26

going out into the street together and I sit on a

00:48:29

loaded gazelle and with all the dope in it, as if in

00:48:32

mind, and at this time you are attaching this to you

00:48:34

for a deuce, correlated the punishment, a deuce is

00:48:39

coming, the fool began to be, and if he

00:48:41

takes the gazelle, you will be hit in the head then

00:48:42

dance

00:48:44

give me a belt and why do you

00:48:47

want to give him a belt? My wife and I have been

00:48:49

promising him a belt for a year now, it

00:48:51

became interesting, he asks for an hour to refuse, we

00:48:53

can’t see for yourself why the

00:48:56

belt is the hardest reliable repair,

00:48:59

personally excellent, thank you, well, Sergei,

00:49:02

let’s go, let’s go, I I would still

00:49:06

recommend that you try the gazelle right away I

00:49:09

parts of the belt than it hurts, it hurts, it hurts

00:49:14

Seryozha it hurts

00:49:19

[applause]

00:49:22

[music]

00:49:38

[music]

00:49:40

and let's specially dress provocatively

00:49:43

badly so that they feel sorry for us and they

00:49:45

give us thunder for the whole wardrobe that's how it

00:49:47

was always and let me go

00:49:50

[music]

00:50:04

[music]

00:50:18

but

00:50:22

[music] a

00:50:28

good teacher

00:50:30

will teach even bad things to grow well, which

00:50:36

turned out to be

00:50:38

[applause]

00:50:39

I like it so well, colleagues, I have two

00:50:45

good news, bad news, let’s clarify, well,

00:50:47

start with a good one, otherwise last time

00:50:50

we started with a bad one so at the funeral or the

00:50:52

executioner they looked at us like idiots

00:50:53

as we began to rejoice at the prizes

00:50:56

so let's have violations, let's have

00:50:59

good news, but the regional department of

00:51:02

education is ordering a banquet on March 8th,

00:51:06

we suggested

00:51:09

so let's do it's bad bad news,

00:51:13

our libraries have collapsed wall Aymar

00:51:18

girls what we will find a business style,

00:51:22

businesslike and good heads, and let's

00:51:24

specially dress provocatively badly

00:51:27

so that they feel sorry for us and they give

00:51:29

us grow the

00:51:30

entire wardrobe, such a conclusion to dress all three of us, to be

00:51:33

honest, so wait, but the man didn’t

00:51:35

study the man, they don’t go, well, first of all,

00:51:38

they exceeded only the women, but secondly, our

00:51:41

dear men will be busy, I’ll

00:51:44

bring him gifts, Oleg’s language, so

00:51:51

let’s just decide for an hour, we

00:51:54

’ll go there and they’ll give us another go, let’s go and rest, what

00:51:57

will we be there like in everything in general, of course, I

00:51:59

have to say a little here.

00:52:01

no, you know, I think that there will be a working

00:52:03

meeting, it will be necessary to state the

00:52:05

preliminary quantity, what is mine and

00:52:08

how do you say in advance, the knives of the game will be,

00:52:10

but when is approximately approximately possible,

00:52:15

good my banzhur is important, sorry for being

00:52:17

late,

00:52:20

thank you dear lives, you only want for

00:52:22

my sweet ones, what happened we were invited

00:52:26

she is ordering a banquet for exceeded what

00:52:28

to wear what do we want they didn’t fire us all

00:52:34

after that so now it’s fashionable

00:52:37

what kind of fashionable jeans are now

00:52:41

colors now by color and in trend

00:52:43

second by color in trend green

00:52:46

yellow and brown and of course

00:52:57

neckline

00:52:59

they didn’t get it

00:53:00

for someone’s sake, this is surah un dor, but if I

00:53:02

’m very very short, this opinion is

00:53:04

not good, I need legs, they were girls, and do

00:53:08

you even know that now in that

00:53:10

summer there’s a sale of 50 percent, oh my god,

00:53:15

I saw such perfume there, 5000 or if

00:53:17

they now 200 by yes wait, but if

00:53:21

you buy 77 and every girl's attention

00:53:26

here is more than a trend in the war on the elk channel, they are generally

00:53:28

aware that now in the grocery

00:53:31

store there are six sales and soup

00:53:34

sets from hooves to set up a jar

00:53:40

for the legs there is an alarm something about the hooves that

00:53:50

you are on them are you going to wear heels to this ball the

00:53:53

whole evening, it will be

00:53:55

hard to take ballet flats to change your

00:53:57

shoes to leak and we will be with them with these ballet flats

00:53:59

ballet flats are an excellent option girls, you

00:54:01

are moving in the right direction, I’m

00:54:03

only bothering you all well done good bye

00:54:05

well hidden but with these ballet flats I

00:54:07

smart as the Duma in bags 1 day

00:54:11

wardrobe wait that others are doing this for

00:54:15

sure then

00:54:16

some other women will be there

00:54:19

all of us women listen to this we will have to

00:54:23

congratulate on the one that we will

00:54:29

congratulate or we will be the same after all

00:54:30

the boss needs to be congratulated

00:54:35

but we should these candies candies for

00:54:38

girls music from us there is a man

00:54:44

they give us gifts every year they

00:54:46

know much better than us what we need yes

00:54:50

yes seriously I knew that now I will show you

00:54:53

what it is how they know much better than us

00:54:55

what we need especially this

00:55:00

they know oh my God, here you are, they gave

00:55:09

me wooden sausages last year on March 8th,

00:55:11

wooden

00:55:20

like a real one, it falls for

00:55:28

three days, I defrost it,

00:55:33

it’s not wooden, when they

00:55:35

caught fire in my frying pan, well, everyone found someone

00:55:39

to ask and God, but let’s talk about the

00:55:42

gift about the gift let's

00:55:43

think about what we can give I don't know

00:55:46

my gift is inexpensive and you know you can

00:55:48

give it you need to give a gift so

00:55:50

that no one gives it but money

00:55:54

money no no cheaper than 3000 so that they don't

00:55:58

think it's a bribe taken in the wrong place

00:56:00

they take it in billions what are you telling them it's a

00:56:02

bribe genie a bribe, in fact, maybe

00:56:04

everyone can support something else,

00:56:11

but what are we being stupid about, well, just sign a

00:56:14

beautiful postcard, but definitely come on

00:56:17

strong for all times,

00:56:18

let’s write, I won’t get up, dear

00:56:22

education department, we

00:56:24

cordially congratulate you on the holiday of March 8,

00:56:41

we need toys well but we are with these postcards but

00:56:43

like in the last century, by God

00:56:45

[music]

00:56:47

we need such a gift so that no one

00:56:50

gives

00:56:51

[music]

00:56:52

for the rest of our lives we remember up to the trees

00:57:09

and we end up in wooden ones with children's to all

00:57:12

swamis why just why just

00:57:14

maybe somehow it’s nice

00:57:18

to do more to keep a nice bouquet and that

00:57:23

we will give the regional education department

00:57:26

wooden sausages in bouquets that both

00:57:31

they come to us and we books

00:57:35

[music]

00:57:43

[applause]

00:57:45

[music]

00:57:49

[applause]

00:57:50

[music]

00:57:59

foreigners Tatars probably

00:58:04

[music]

00:58:17

[applause ]

00:58:19

[music]

00:58:51

and on stage we need a man who served

00:58:54

and please a brave man hand out

00:59:02

our documents Artyom

00:59:08

well Artyom now you will become a

00:59:09

secret agent but the most important

00:59:12

rule of a secret agent you must

00:59:13

know is to be invisible you know the

00:59:16

nations special camouflage cream

00:59:19

is a must and Maxim will show dad

00:59:23

is great, and so that you don’t feel offended

00:59:25

that I’m not going to smear you with oil, I’ll smear you too,

00:59:27

in principle, all the stands are quite good here, wait for

00:59:30

your partner and we’ll go

00:59:38

[music]

00:59:42

hello here, a little smeared, the masters will

00:59:47

immediately notice

00:59:50

to deceive, or in short, soldiers, we have a

00:59:55

secret mission in a very dangerous place

00:59:57

you were talking in this well where life is

01:00:01

just married it was nothing scary in short

01:00:08

imagine an army mother-in-law life before Luda

01:00:15

Luda

01:00:16

look first we need very cool

01:00:19

call signs

01:00:20

here I am for example dim monster destroyer

01:00:23

your name is Artem immortal

01:00:27

normal cool everything is tough

01:00:30

as it should be in short we have a new

01:00:34

secret development of an invisible weapon while

01:00:39

holding a machine gun,

01:00:41

why are you kidding me with the eight, getting it out

01:00:43

is normal, I’m not kidding with my machine gun

01:00:48

lodgy,

01:00:51

so it turns out with a machine gun, take a bazooka

01:00:56

like you took back needs or that the audience

01:01:01

turn this over to the building and it’s just very

01:01:05

funny to handle the bazooka carefully,

01:01:10

let me give it smooth surface,

01:01:17

these are yours and this is all, let them out

01:01:21

you are hard in general hard access without

01:01:25

death let's go quietly 1 look

01:01:34

by the way you know that if the sentries come

01:01:38

we need disguise I will be a swamp

01:01:41

look you who will be a

01:01:47

woman probably through the girl steel

01:01:51

disguise disguise and father saw

01:01:54

swamp

01:01:55

means and someone starts to brat of course

01:01:59

tsaplin that the war was serving critter chapelle will

01:02:03

go fine fine the sentries are coming

01:02:06

attention foreigners and Qatar probably

01:02:21

in short look if we get caught we will be

01:02:25

tested on a lie detector we need to

01:02:28

learn to lie do you love the work of

01:02:30

Olga Buzova

01:02:31

no way

01:02:35

come on you know how equipment and a heron funny

01:02:49

more from somewhere near Fukushima or something bald

01:02:52

and got a bird I want

01:02:58

maybe it’s a cat distant sarika beak of the

01:03:03

parade think oh-pa-na-wait potsa

01:03:10

shoulder drink

01:03:14

they it’s from the swamp it brings

01:03:21

horror from whether they sing well my fight ticket

01:03:24

Kalinka Kalinka Kalinka my garden raspberry

01:03:29

berry is small mine

01:03:32

and [ __ ] up but the heron can of course jumped out of the swamp the

01:03:43

little one listen and we are stupid and flock

01:03:45

selling we will catch and pinch we will fry and

01:03:48

eat the

01:03:49

leg this you know how

01:03:50

fast they are how you understand them that you are fast

01:03:57

and dad, trying the swamp for sasai swamps and it is necessary

01:04:02

at the expense of

01:04:03

selling another vessel of a vessel

01:04:07

shorter than the sentries, you passed the sentries,

01:04:10

now the most important thing is on the headquarters site and

01:04:12

pick up the documents there,

01:04:13

just don’t eat lychees and don’t kill anyone, the

01:04:17

most important thing is go ahead then don’t rush

01:04:24

at them. you throw at them don’t throw

01:04:27

at them just take the documents all the

01:04:31

sentries the sentries

01:04:33

leave we leave

01:04:39

we leave we leave if you get wounded I’ll get

01:04:43

you out of

01:04:55

hell I suddenly fell asleep quickly

01:04:59

get on the helicopter so it’s okay take

01:05:04

off I’m already taking off the heart of the body jump

01:05:11

jumping in a parachute great pull with a

01:05:15

parachute pull than you not from the miniature

01:05:20

steppe from here, but pull everything is fine, everyone

01:05:23

landed on themselves thank you salda

01:05:27

thank you only through blood and sweat

01:05:31

you can get these documents certificate in would

01:05:35

you and in form number 12 of the

01:05:40

heroes' machine let the people

01:05:45

meet their hero or

01:05:48

[applause]

01:05:54

[music]

01:05:58

[ applause]

01:05:59

[music]

01:06:01

[applause]

01:06:03

[music]

01:06:05

[applause]

01:06:07

[music]

01:06:16

where is my salary ear where did it go 7

01:06:21

everything turned out

01:06:23

[applause]

01:06:28

here are my dear women, a properly dressed husband

01:06:37

for a corporate event, a guarantee of a long success,

01:06:49

I have now forgotten his corpse,

01:06:54

dear women, dressed correctly and your husband at the

01:06:57

corporate party smells so bad for you that I ca

01:07:03

n’t stand next to me, the layer

01:07:07

with a very good sweat, and after all, people

01:07:09

go in a week

01:07:13

[applause]

01:07:30

[music]

01:07:50

what don’t you understand, I’m the two dumbest

01:07:53

words called house 2 and myasnikov

01:08:07

alginate from the company so you will help me

01:08:09

already

01:08:11

stones style of whom to come straight to it yes

01:08:15

this is not a street this is a dead end to

01:08:19

see you absolutely inadequate

01:08:21

absolutely inadequate your children are

01:08:24

absolutely inadequate your children

01:08:26

sound engineer who includes

01:08:28

clearly the score 1 bell chambers child there

01:08:34

let's sit in class child

01:08:39

of the mistress wait I'll give yes yes once again

01:08:42

this very follow lived-in inadequate wait

01:08:45

you don’t want to ask me anything I’m

01:08:47

sitting waiting I want of course to redo the

01:08:50

reverse drawing for us here’s where my salary is in the

01:08:56

ear where you went I

01:08:58

gave everything right away the borscht didn’t clean the

01:09:06

refrigerator for team Amsterdam

01:09:08

the first time the phone didn’t he took it and

01:09:14

kisses the praleska in his arms

01:09:19

[music]

01:09:20

I’ll say it again, maybe a whole bouquet of

01:09:23

roses, they did it, they can get a ticket in the

01:09:26

fluff, I can’t do this and it’s like that with

01:09:37

you, why can’t you even be trusted with a little one,

01:09:41

damn idiot,

01:09:49

I’ll close it,

01:09:55

don’t you worry, it’s just there water

01:09:58

that cuirassier repeat the phrase what phrase

01:10:01

off to repeat

01:10:02

yes we didn’t have a phrase by sound

01:10:05

and whoever asks for

01:10:07

voices you understand constantly

01:10:10

because he dropped the ticket says

01:10:11

okay again thank

01:10:17

you no thank you I will say this voice repeat

01:10:22

no thank you what is it yes thank you we

01:10:26

always to the word we say we have not

01:10:29

thousands of people

01:10:31

with whom you are talking now this is my

01:10:35

business you are in my business my list

01:10:39

[applause]

01:10:45

but

01:10:49

the side

01:10:50

was walking this position

01:10:56

will teach in life it will be useful

01:11:00

through and under no of course of course come on come on let it

01:11:03

start over

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