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girls who Hey well I'm bringing

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with the Tris all scratched Oh cousin

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Hey, the dad doesn't give him enough money for the

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close the fire, your fire, I knew there

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were five Avengers, there are five, yes, gey, there

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are five, there are 15, that is, if he buys him

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the 15, it's anal,

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the anus is already It's the

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anus, it went up into the fire, that is, it went up in

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the

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fire, it's going up, it's going up,

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he bought me the hokai, I think my mom

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sucked him off or something like that, since they buy you the

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hok you're going to surra, he already brought me to the

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Guardians from the

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galaxy, veritos, holding on to the

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ribs is going up, let me tell

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the band, dude, oh, we were here, dude,

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[ __ ] fire, cool ass, dude, yeah, what

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burned here, you're a cico, a

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bastard plastic company that was having

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a cigarette in the no gey I said Hey

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these bastards do

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take it very seriously bastard I said No

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mames gy [ __ ] I thought

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the tigers were playing and that it was the volcano I

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said no I'm going to be another [ __ ] prisoner

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Once upon a time there was a fight in the prisons, a riot

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and it was worth it, no, dude, but they've already paid for it, they've already

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paid for it, people have no

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idea, [ __ ] cloudy, so he looks [ __ ]

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like an atomic [ __ ], gey, I can already imagine

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the owner that I'm no longer selling everything. this

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and I'm

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retiring How nice it is to have my

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assets my 2 million tires No

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but you could see all the way to the South Yes

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gey yes Estero the air must be

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polluted for several days Here we are going to

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hell compadre Now Monterrey has already

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collapsed and it's already Damn, the traffic is already there,

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we are not like the D but

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But there is too much traffic and the bad

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things are that they wanted to be a city, no I

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mean they already have horses

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violence rats homeless TR there is water

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that makes me laugh Monterrey you are going down

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Gonzalitos and you run into a [ __ ] dark-skinned guy

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like that, black, with pictures on his belly, hey, he's a [ __ ]

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sucker, asking for something to eat, hey,

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they're from Haiti. They can't say, Hey,

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yes, gey,

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I say luminous, he's a sucker, you don't need

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to eat, gey, that is, you're not a vagabond.

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said guy. Yes, I have told them, that

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is, when someone healthy asks me for money

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and with the stick I tell him,

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you are realizing what is

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happening.

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peso for a taco I told him I'll give you

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20 Buy me five too No but

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they are They are bastards a lot of Haitian Oh

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the peso Let's see

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what the peso ones I'll buy you Yes I'll tell him

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one peso for a taco Where are those

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[ __ ] tacos but yeah guy no I'm

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racist or anything But you say you pin but

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you have [ __ ] black guys, I say if

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I were I saw the tables [ __ ] me

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fat and I don't have to do that or I'm

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chubby Yes he says no If I were like that black I

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would also be [ __ ]

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fat people who would give me good money

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money is killing fat people, fat people

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from Monterrey, like this, I would bring them

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instead of asking them for money, how are you

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married? Hey, I'm stopping the traffic and how do

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you see what happened, daddy, here I could go to the

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trunk better, there are a lot of Haitians there in

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Mexico City, there are also a lot of Haitians.

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Well, I don't let the Greeks jump anymore

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and they come here so that

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the Venezuelans can stay, no, no, there

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are also a lot of guys, there are also a lot of people, we

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have to be grateful for that, no. So just like

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there are Haitians, there are also Venezuelan

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Colombians, Fer are in the Fisher That's the

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good thing about dictatorships, then don't you

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say, "Hey, cool girls in another country

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where they don't belong, or what you

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're saying is that you want wars and

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dictatorships in countries where there are

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beautiful women. Yes, yes,

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Poland, Croatia, Croatia, Poland, get into

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trouble,

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so we're going." left of Poland

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you may be the Cubans to

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us the fat ones see I went to Cuba how many years ago I was

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married and this and

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the Mexican girls didn't the Mexican tell me

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me Why do you think Mexican because

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Mexicans are fat they eat well pu

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eat it es es attractive to them is not

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varate The one from vi Fashion

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pinche is a God noam Imagine

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Fashion arrives in Somalia his [ __ ] mother

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gey was already

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worth guasal aasal and they put him in the hor gey

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is that that bastard would be the first to

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be eaten in the society of the snow,

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you know, I mean, we would all

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agree, the plane doesn't move, gey, it doesn't

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take off, gey, we would

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all agree, so we could all go

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hungry for 15 days.

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Oh, who wants baked chichi, Chicho

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people, because I'm overweight, but

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when it's a guy fatter than you I who

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G a lot United States I feel

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good dick we have a Food but without

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a shirt but Here not here not because no

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no eh Why don't we remove it now when

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you see a boob that is saggier than yours you tell

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me [ __ ] your mother I'm sucked I'm fed up

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in the United States and

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everyone brings their stroller geey everyone is

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walking in the United States everyone brings

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their

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wheels no no the

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wheelchair that's how the fat people go Yes why do I get

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tired if I'm fat

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I get tired if I am, it is an

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illness, that is, I can sue you

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because you are not giving me the service that

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Soyate is to blame for the fact that you are

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swallowing Like sea No mames gy you but

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bless the United States that the only

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sport you do is chewing Go to

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hell, I'm piqui with the food

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the old woman says, the doctor tells her. Don't be piqu, you

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weigh 350 kg, you swallow even what you

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breathe. Let's see, let's see what

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the sponsor us team has prepared for us for

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these tikts, we have to react, eh, you know.

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More or less, I don't know how

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to react like that, things that you shouldn't see

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in tikt, things that humanity. Let's see,

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hell, no, because humanity is not going to

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see Guatulco,

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not this, its calcium and this is so that its

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[ __ ] doesn't throb.

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Who told you that? No, it's not

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true. Hey, let's see, here we go, we

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all go, we

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say we're all old, eventually

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a time will come, that is, because I say this, it's

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still an age where you want to suck

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[ __ ] and [ __ ] no. But you say gey,

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when a boy comes moment you say now

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chy be I want to be old disgusting gey

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I still know those

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seventies gentlemen from I have gone to houses of more

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well yes I am doing very well well it is not

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more than 20

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say it is seen that yes you have a dream you work

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in is that someone who No, but

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I would hardly like to be an old man. If

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not, I mean, I see the old people from

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here in Monterrey, like Don Lalo mor. And

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that's what the old man is sitting at, already 80, but he says

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I still have a tongue, that is, I can still

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grab. No, I like it. My vision is

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that when I grew up I already freed myself from that. In other words, I am

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no longer enslaved by the pucha. In other words, I don't

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want to, yes, that I already

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transcended it, that rather you arrive with the

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taquero and he tells you I still have

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a tongue Pame two Give me two Give me two gy

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we are no longer worrying No yes also there

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comes a time to

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take Well right now no right now yes everything Ah

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no yes of course Right now I am the same as

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you, it is just that no I am

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gray we are already madons yes to me I

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am surprised I had no

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I hit so much but I'm married and I don't want to

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walk [ __ ] no no don't delete it but no

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what I'm telling you is this help help

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please edit when I was 20 years old dude

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the [ __ ] girls didn't bother me and now I'm

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older obviously come on

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they think he has one Well, it's pure fart, but

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the 20-year-old girl is making the

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older guys even worse right now.

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to my house, three with their legs open,

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how did they get in? I mean, he says fart, but it's

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not your fault, love, when a

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comrade, when they hug you, So you

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finish [ __ ], say, a comrade who's

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around, he's 40 years old, he hugs you and

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hugs you, he hugs you back. and you turn to

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look at her and you have a crystal-clear eye and you say

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[Laughs] you

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need daughters to make that happen, yes. So

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what's the fault of Uncle Robert of 20?

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Yes, I know that my solution is in my hands

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and my trench is to take care of my

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daughter so that she doesn't Well, sir, I'm sorry, not

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because the ladies won't open.

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He throws a [ __ ]

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cheek at you, you bastard. That's a [ __ ] cheek, you're going to

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be dead, let's see if you go to my

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grave. Yes, guy. Either you or me, someone or the guy that's

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40 years old, I'm going to kill him. Yes, yes,

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yes, I don't know. Dare, no, no, you bastard, gey,

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a dad has never made you fart, so he

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says, Oh, you're the coolest guy, on the contrary,

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dude, I always get along very cool, I always

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get along very cool with, imagine the

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dad, who is Uncle Robert, my boyfriend.

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No, mames. no month Don Tío Robert is

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having a good time,

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put his beers there cu sol cero

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pendeja Oh Give him something mecal is that no eno

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Why does it bother you gy if he is a man who

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treats your daughter very well What's the fart guy he

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loves her gey go for her, geyo takes care of her, he

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[ __ ] her, that is, he does everything that you would do

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for your daughter and you

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are right. Yes, I would

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discreetly give her some pills

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so that her [ __ ] doesn't throb like

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the lady. Poor lady, that is no longer malt.

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line but now let's talk to the other

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side the other side of the spectrum you

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have chosen yourself before you got married

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older ladies when I was

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on the radio and I tell you a two 3 15 years

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of marriage I was about 22 there yes and One

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thing and I thank those

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big ladies who taught me and it's not

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stupid, I'm not a bastard, they taught me how to

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[ __ ] one, you [ __ ] an

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old woman older than you and it's a [ __ ].

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Why, because they teach you how to [ __ ], eh? eh, eh,

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wait, save it, he's not a thief, come

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down here, get off, make him look like a

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monserrato, so bring your little mustaches together

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like that. Oh, and then now, eh,

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groped and I. Wait for me, what is this,

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lady, holding on to the penis, suck him as

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if he were a child who needs to be suckled.

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and now, yes, put it in because from now on,

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yes, it's already gone, no, but before

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you put morri's [ __ ] in, and the and

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a lady, I don't know if she's already dead, I don't

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know how many I had, I was 20, I

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was already about 45 right now. I'm 41,

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the old woman is like 60 66, lady, if you

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're looking at me, do you remember the

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costeña chiles, which says that the chichas are

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pag jalada in La Costeña, this one? Thank you

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because you taught me, you told me, not everything

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revolves around the penis, you have a tongue and

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fingers. and hands Ay

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Ching fingers and hands fingers and fingers and

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hands you have fingers and feet No but and the

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big mustached lady a

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r but she taught me to hold

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them mirror you mirror

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tongue but ah what

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already relationships with women bigger

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than you what what because you yes you can

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speak it est and I are married What is

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better for you a little girl and that you are

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the one with the experience or a lady who

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instructs you yes you can

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say it that the little girl also

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gives him compadre right now Oh that the see your microphone

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is scraping m at the most [ __ ]

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intense moment gy come on it's not that yes I'm going to

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be honest with you yes I prefer more girls

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because you have control because I

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have control gy no but you always

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know I

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have always liked teaching

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too

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Ah courses

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and welcome to How to take a co take a

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Welcome to your house how to get a

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man Open your

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notebook Open your notebook and write down with

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you brought you brought your father's non-signature

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the circular this check was not

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signed by your father, it's not that you know what gey it has

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done to me past that suddenly with

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ladies they are like even more this no no

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no it has been my turn on the contrary

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gey they are more painful bastard I

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suddenly say no mames that is to say

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a year older than me no no gey be

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vulgar gey No mames

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quote start

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from I'm the great-granddaughter, obviously every

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Sunday I come to eat with my

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great-grandmother, who are you? You guys

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love those videos and we're Mexican.

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Obviously we do this like it

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's cool but I hadn't seen the old lady's one.

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Eh yeah, no, when your grandmother

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starts Let's talk about that, I mean, my grandmother, my

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great-grandmother died at 95, you're talking

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to her and suddenly she's not very thin, no, there

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aren't any fat old people, they say, and if they're

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fat, she's going to take them to see them, so

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we have to say goodbye when we're old,

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but my grandmother. When we're here I see when you

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're about to die really fast

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Lau la boca Hey my grandmother

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starts like this I don't care And the truth is and

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suddenly and suddenly Pancho I saw came in and

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kicked the door and said Oh okay damn it I

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mean we're already in the [ __ ] is already

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when it starts to suddenly put in

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Pancho Villa and the carrancistas and the

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shits that like that what happened to the

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since he starts to forget geey geey what

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Bruce Willy has, not that an illness

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that he already forgets the things He

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forgets everything I'm also culer and I don't know,

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seriously, I swear, they took my

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card and cloned it until you get confused

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with a bastard from Az, no, it wasn't a bastard

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from Gor, Az, it was me, no [ __ ] waiters, they

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sucked my neck, they spat on me. in the

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eggs I don't

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know about the chili I don't remember yesterday at

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Apple Beach right now at 5 in the morning

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something happened they must have hit me

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something I won't have the same as br wily

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one day they came to me like this with the bill and

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that what a fart and my old lady what is

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this and I no I didn't take dances 16 dances

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were dances

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guy I'm a comedian I'm a comedian ba

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rien c'est rien c'est rien la fem

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j'espére La

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Maison Part l'école c'est bon Je pas

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retourne

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look at the mother at the dick no you didn't

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see alcaste let's see I was another

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grayer black Yes but yes there were those blacks

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who are already like a tribe who took

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[ __ ] So black with mud when with

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mud but you I'm going to say something. It's very

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normal and cliche in

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horror movies that the first one they kill is the

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black man. Yes, but when he's black it also

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applies. I mean, I think that there would be

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something like it would crash and no,

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a black man wouldn't apply, he can't. chase

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another black, that is, black, he doesn't eat black, it

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would have to be a Red Red neck, this one with

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a saw or something racist, but I saw

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one of those black, that type of Predator, the

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ones that lie down in the mud and already with

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the dry mud behind It wasn't an alien,

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I think they must be cannibals,

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no. I mean, these guys are running thinking,

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yes, but the black guy is

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stupid, no. Or why is it being

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recorded, maybe he was already running, he's a

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fake guy. I mean, no. You're going to come

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recording dude when you're running because

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some bastard wants to eat you dude No

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well you're like this like I feel like he came

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from a robbery he stole he was already running and they caught

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up with him he stole from him he stole from him he stole

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the mud a crossbow or someone Today I

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just stole this cell phone, friends, the

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same jokes, black people say it

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when you see a black man running, don't you think

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that either he's an athlete or he stole it, they don't

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bring the FR, they don't bring it, and the Mexican is

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the same, they don't bring it. Have you seen a black man

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with hurry no Tell me have you seen a black man in a

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hurry or is he competing or is he running away

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is running away from something from something is Yes from

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what the Mexican is Maybe you see a

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Mexican running in the United States Here

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comes the migra Back or or he is going to get on

00:18:41

stage I don't know if they leave him for the

00:18:44

Grupo Firme group, he's heading to the

00:18:46

stage, yes, no, but it's strange. Didn't you see

00:18:50

the video of someone starting to run? I mean,

00:18:52

because apart from that, I mean, you see that

00:18:53

cool black guy and he has the

00:18:54

economic capacity as it seems. cell phone also

00:18:56

thinks gy that no,

00:18:58

no, he brings clothes and everything, but if it is,

00:19:03

they can, that's from the You think he's going to

00:19:05

run so fast with that dick, it

00:19:07

shouldn't be like a clapper. Yes, let's see, but

00:19:09

if you can put it on, look at the clothes better. clothes

00:19:11

from the

00:19:13

UN he's wearing clothes like Blanca's yes skirt

00:19:16

no Oh he's wearing a skirt Look Check

00:19:19

Check Check

00:19:23

Check out he's another black guy he's another

00:19:27

black guy one of those you see in Resident

00:19:30

Evil gey Lu Yes and here comes the

00:19:35

intruder yes he walks barefoot but I stopped

00:19:40

recording Ah It's fake it's fake it's fake see the

00:19:43

backpack geey yes it's what's

00:19:45

fake the backpack was stolen When have you

00:19:48

When have you seen a black man with his clothes

00:19:50

so clean Look see if it's let's see if he's from

00:19:53

a tribe it's another black, it can't be,

00:19:55

let's see, pause it, he's a black man,

00:20:00

yes, [ __ ] him, he's gey, yes, he's a black man,

00:20:03

debu, he's not an alien, gey, a black man

00:20:06

from your other name, Maus, a

00:20:08

molten black man, he's depressed, we haven't seen two

00:20:10

black men attacking each other so much since Will Smith.

00:20:13

and maybe he spoke badly about his wife, yita

00:20:16

va pachet, or maybe she's a badass, she's

00:20:19

defending herself, yes, she is a cannibal or

00:20:21

something, and the other guy,

00:20:24

to hell, to hell, to hell, yes, he

00:20:26

studied. He's already been to Cambridge. Yes, but

00:20:29

why not? What is the other black guy wearing a skirt and I say let's

00:20:31

see how many times you can say the

00:20:32

word black Before they ban him to

00:20:34

hell stop but it's black

00:20:36

Crayola color I mean we are saying it like

00:20:38

Crayola says black well you can also

00:20:39

say us black Yes that is evil What do

00:20:42

you say, but now, black, [ __ ] thief, that's it,

00:20:44

we're there, no, [ __ ] black,

00:20:48

thief, let's see who's next, [ __ ] black,

00:20:50

they [ __ ] on me, the racists, the

00:20:52

[ __ ] black, and the [ __ ] black,

00:20:53

thieves, you're freezing, you're freezing, they pour a tower

00:20:56

of ice cream on you. in the blender they

00:20:58

add strawberry syrup they add

00:21:00

strawberry snow they add strawberries they blend it they

00:21:03

put it in a

00:21:06

glass they cover it they put a plate on it they add

00:21:09

a straw they add vanilla snow they

00:21:12

add strawberry snow they add

00:21:14

sneaker snow they add chocolate snow they

00:21:16

add a cheesecake they add a waffle they

00:21:19

add strawberry snow they add a

00:21:22

penguin cut in half they add a

00:21:23

goose cut in half they add a

00:21:25

whole gooseberry they add a magnum they

00:21:28

add

00:21:29

chocolate they add

00:21:35

chantilly and then

00:21:46

ira and then you drink the

00:21:49

milkshake no gey What is that gey they already

00:21:53

want to kill you gyy I bring

00:21:55

the ones I started giving those [ __ ] it

00:21:58

Come on I don't eat Magnum yes I'll

00:22:01

take the Magnum away gey no but don't suck

00:22:03

too much geey right now Los Morros you can

00:22:04

give an ice cream but without profit and without no

00:22:07

30 diabetics at 30 gey lower it

00:22:09

a little gey you are sick with your sugar I

00:22:11

bring high sugar but not right now I

00:22:13

bring it lower I control it with with

00:22:15

Hero no

00:22:18

insulin is What is it called The one that

00:22:20

injects you, you have to stay like that, the one

00:22:22

that falls, then you burn it, which one is that? Ah

00:22:23

no, I control it with a pill, but

00:22:26

don't suck, that's food. And that's

00:22:29

because I use moró milk with sugar. I

00:22:30

like moró la. milk with sugar,

00:22:32

milk with chance and I didn't stir it, there was

00:22:33

left Loc Pinche Pinche guy,

00:22:37

[ __ ] all your mother, dude dubalin,

00:22:39

everything that he announced to me, guy killing

00:22:41

the dick, guy if he didn't take a

00:22:42

shitload of ges to the dick, the dick there

00:22:44

I'm going into those Hey, pure but hey,

00:22:46

then you give recipes like that, well, you bastards, I

00:22:48

already stopped making them damn because I

00:22:50

realized that when you started to

00:22:52

take the bite and the [ __ ]

00:22:54

hands started to press you, I said no, it made

00:22:57

you dizzy. Now it's better to give it to the

00:22:59

guests and I don't eat it anymore which is

00:23:00

the more Pig than yours that you prepared like this

00:23:02

real Well, the discada tacos with

00:23:05

cake that I made with moroco were

00:23:07

roast beef tacos with

00:23:10

tomato stew and onion and then a

00:23:11

tres leches cake Don't suck and it tastes good

00:23:15

marijuana if you're not marijuana no Good

00:23:17

if you haven't eaten in four days If you're

00:23:19

coming from walking in a desert if you're

00:23:21

a black man if a black man chases you during the

00:23:23

day it tastes good black even a poop and no

00:23:25

and the one with the crispy cream donut with

00:23:28

bacon and beans and meat that is, you didn't

00:23:29

see it. Don't suck the glazed donut, cut it

00:23:31

in half with butter, meat, cheese,

00:23:34

beans with chorizo and bacon, you'll

00:23:36

[ __ ] it but that combination of

00:23:39

Dulce con Salado It's good that guy is

00:23:41

from Monterrey, guy, no, no, that bato,

00:23:43

I think he's from Querétalo, yes, I've

00:23:44

seen him, what a horrendous guy, but he's too

00:23:46

cool. I mean, yes, it wouldn't be good, sucker,

00:23:48

if I were a [ __ ] badass here

00:23:50

and what do you want instead of being roasted by a

00:23:52

guy, a guy? This one has sugar. Let

00:23:55

him take it and I want to

00:23:56

see him die slowly, like

00:23:58

being diab, diabetic, so [ __ ] a

00:24:01

sneaker, I don't know, it would be very strange. that but

00:24:03

but dude I mean if you have to stack two

00:24:05

of Marinela's things that's already bad or that's it's already

00:24:08

not if you need an extra floor

00:24:10

dude yeah no food should have two

00:24:13

floors gey you know that's that if you put three

00:24:16

brands of sweet things in the same

00:24:19

dish is coming now Marinela is coming this

00:24:22

side is solanda and milk is coming la la

00:24:25

lechera It would be healthier to eat a

00:24:26

literal penguin it's

00:24:29

cooler for you gey if you eat a

00:24:30

penguin than two penguins and a hook

00:24:32

to the [ __ ] seems to prepare Supreme

00:24:36

[Music ]

00:24:41

Oh that little kiss What a fart that kiss that

00:24:44

strange little kiss where did it come from are there people

00:24:47

eating who put that

00:24:49

tikt There it is Ah Ah Ah there it is and I send you

00:24:53

a little kiss

00:24:54

[Music]

00:24:56

look let's say that vulgarly we can

00:25:00

transfer it to that comment that the girl

00:25:03

says I grabbed already touched air that they move you

00:25:08

Oh I grabbed air and why does

00:25:11

your air smell like [ __ ], no but Hey that

00:25:14

vaginal fart like it grabbed yes Or it would be the

00:25:16

camera inside and that you are here

00:25:18

well Ah yes true when you get there you

00:25:21

spit something on it that gey I say that it is an

00:25:24

animal that [ __ ] gey yes it is an animal

00:25:25

that sticks its butt to one side that it is an

00:25:28

animal that is defending its home if

00:25:30

you get closer it is the mere the mere anus of

00:25:32

an animal g and we are seeing anus of

00:25:33

animal, an anus is a monkey, how is it going to

00:25:37

be a

00:25:38

monkey, it's poop, maybe it's the

00:25:42

one presiding over the

00:25:43

black man, the

00:25:46

fleshy lips, what a delicious suck, I remember

00:25:48

something, papaya, I remembered some tacos at

00:25:52

21, I said it. That's great, with

00:25:55

all due respect to lgtv people, I tell you that I

00:25:59

say it right, you might as well die, I say, I

00:26:01

have a comrade who is gay and I

00:26:03

tell him, gey, what does the dick taste like, he

00:26:05

likes women and men, I said,

00:26:06

but there's no better flavor than the

00:26:08

gey [ __ ] that is the pH of the woman a flavor and she

00:26:11

calls me crazy Try it So you can see and I didn't

00:26:13

say No No right now don't put two

00:26:16

gitos I come clogged right now I come

00:26:20

cloying today we're going to try a

00:26:23

pitoy What do you prefer to screw the dessert

00:26:26

from a while ago or a dick G Oh I'm going to die

00:26:29

Whatever I want for both conio Look if they

00:26:32

bite jicama in my

00:26:34

dick

00:26:35

something they put a granola yogurt there for the

00:26:39

woman you have to suck her dick but

00:26:41

suck it until her dick

00:26:43

swells When the pucha is very

00:26:45

swollen and very wet, you have to be

00:26:47

doing it

00:26:48

like this, if the pucha doesn't hurt your lip, my

00:26:51

friend needs work, and on top of that, you have to

00:26:53

make her look like she's going to play races and you

00:26:56

have to beat her ass with a mother.

00:26:58

Until her ass. I start giving him

00:27:01

advice like this, I want to be at that age like that,

00:27:04

that's the old man and that's my goal. Carnal,

00:27:07

a man is telling you that a man who already

00:27:08

did it then and made that fart And he pulled him, that

00:27:11

is, his wife. Maybe right now he'll give it a try

00:27:13

for lunch avocado slices

00:27:17

flour tortillas the one that puffs up the one

00:27:19

that doesn't puff up Latina they want to know

00:27:20

how my food is made daily dude

00:27:22

the woman has to And yes dude Well he does

00:27:25

come to work with a good slice of

00:27:27

conche I just think that the Mexican and don't

00:27:29

take it the wrong way, he lacks that machismo, he

00:27:33

lacks that, excuse me, sucking a

00:27:36

donkey is very sucking a donkey is something that

00:27:41

does because before the man sucks the

00:27:43

balls m her, we don't have to give him his what I

00:27:45

said what the man said no, no, no, no,

00:27:47

no, the one with the plowman is not wrong, no, you

00:27:51

have to accommodate your wife from time to

00:27:53

time, say, don't forget, my

00:27:55

queen, this guy, and another day, buddy, you

00:27:58

get up with your chilaquiles with roast chicken

00:28:01

and he lit charcoal outside your apartment, guy, do

00:28:03

n't let me know. mamé geey yes gy no the best food you

00:28:07

get after you throw yourself a little

00:28:08

meal at night say cl of course that's

00:28:10

it if they don't spit on you or give you a

00:28:13

[ __ ] cold meat in the heat they already

00:28:15

when they give they heat in the micro it's

00:28:16

noer He who doesn't eat is going to want his food,

00:28:18

well, there's his [ __ ]

00:28:20

marucha, since they give you tuna to eat like that,

00:28:22

not there anymore, you don't even put your finger in her, gey,

00:28:24

or kiss her on the mouth, gy, when the

00:28:27

girl already records a Tiktok who gets up

00:28:29

at 4 in the morning making lunch for

00:28:31

my husband is because you put all the [ __ ]

00:28:33

dick in him, I mean that's cool if he gets

00:28:37

up chopping tomato onion

00:28:39

skinning the chicken you say you said I had too much

00:28:41

of a dick geeky I'll bring it but well

00:28:44

taken care of Served, go to the

00:28:46

Mexican guys who are working in the

00:28:47

United States who are given

00:28:48

lunch, they give a suck on a donkey, they do

00:28:52

n't take out the livers, the intestines,

00:28:55

if your guy is [ __ ], it's because he [ __ ], it's

00:28:57

bad, my bro, eh, you have to know that one

00:28:59

old woman, she's not going to take care of you well if you don't

00:29:01

tend to her well yes no but well well

00:29:03

what to think about her pleasure yes suck the

00:29:06

donkey mam donkey and everything no no more [ __ ]

00:29:08

shames and no no no no But well I don't know

00:29:10

if I'm bad at sucking donkey but

00:29:12

I don't remember what I did to him Like

00:29:14

that I'm very concentrated and everything

00:29:16

but I better turn off the light I always suck in

00:29:19

secret but the ot was sucking it

00:29:22

and it was heard and it was the

00:29:24

cat your husband your husband your husband No yes

00:29:27

I tell you that the

00:29:30

husband is dirty [ __ ] critoris of 20 cm that

00:29:33

you have said it was my husband who was

00:29:35

asleep no but yes Treat me

00:29:38

well I treat my Mr. yene well Well well yes I mean

00:29:42

you eat

00:29:44

everything not because he feeds me cool Yes

00:29:46

no more no no no no [ __ ] the stick is

00:29:49

fine Yes Oy 3 in the morning Where are you

00:29:52

Where or again did you make your joke

00:29:53

before getting married yes where are you 3 in the

00:29:55

morning where do I have to be right now I'm going

00:29:58

home right now I'm going you prepare the

00:29:59

burrito yes to the Choco crispies If

00:30:02

one stays stuck there it's because I did something

00:30:04

if no no and I arrive and eh I arrive and I comply car I

00:30:07

arrive add chili to the donkey in the morning

00:30:10

you get up Hey let's go to lunch Of course you do take your

00:30:14

chilaquiles buy something

00:30:18

in it's cheap choose what you want del

00:30:20

Cosco grab everything you want Pete a

00:30:22

complete cake don't cut anything buy a

00:30:24

PlayStation 5 del Cos buy a

00:30:26

PlayStation 5 buy it buy it you sucked me off

00:30:30

rich that's why it's

00:30:43

very mexa very mexa very

00:30:45

Mexico City that's why J Why do they say

00:30:48

that is Es that you fight with one of them you

00:30:51

fight with but that's why that's why it

00:30:52

's like the entrance Yes yes you are You are

00:30:56

right with what you say but that's why that's why it's

00:30:58

helpful to help him what's wrong with

00:31:02

that word that's why that is What power

00:31:04

does it have? What does it have? What unites you? What is a

00:31:07

juxtaposition? I don't think so. That's a

00:31:09

conclusion between two ideas. No, it's

00:31:12

like, let's see, let's see, two

00:31:15

guys are right. He says, let's see, you

00:31:17

took a forbidden turn and you say no,

00:31:20

you're stupid, you couldn't see it, that's why you're

00:31:22

young, that's why, Mr.

00:31:26

Officer. Well, that's why, that's why, like, that's why you

00:31:29

screwed up,

00:31:32

but I feel like they say it more than that's why, I

00:31:34

mean. Don't screw me. I mean, not for

00:31:36

that reason, but like no more, I didn't

00:31:42

deny my money and that was it. Gey, I don't

00:31:44

fight with the cops anymore. The cop arrives. Hey, come on,

00:31:47

take a sorjuana. What happened, but

00:31:51

boss, don't take away my time. I don't

00:31:53

take away from you. Yours is better for both of us

00:31:55

to make more money, that

00:31:57

's why it's very good. Yes,

00:32:01

here, we're not going to argue quickly. Agar,

00:32:04

look, now another one is coming, the same thing

00:32:05

I did. I'm going to do it, an [ __ ], in 2

00:32:07

minutes, grab him. Let's go.

00:32:10

You know why. why do I never pick up

00:32:13

the eh paper boats that go into

00:32:16

the drain dude Why?

00:32:32

I got married that's why

00:32:37

because there is blood in the refrigerator that's why you

00:32:41

cry when you take a bath that's why the

00:32:44

blood doesn't come out in the queue he says that's why that's why

00:32:50

this young man, nothing about

00:32:53

drugs, you have to beat what What

00:32:59

again How is the You're really right, eh Let's

00:33:01

see, nothing about the drugs, you have to stoop

00:33:07

that, I'm starting to realize that the president

00:33:09

is so short, guy. I always thought he

00:33:11

was a little taller, guy, small and

00:33:13

old, and he's slouching. Let's

00:33:16

slouch, but he's stooping, smacking, but

00:33:18

what is it? That's what he's referring to, nothing about

00:33:20

drugs. No, I'm hitting people. It's understandable

00:33:22

that a joint, a joint, no, you won't have

00:33:24

a baton, a baton, please, no more

00:33:25

hitting people.

00:33:27

No, according to him, I'm

00:33:30

Macas, he's a very baseball player.

00:33:34

If we understand what

00:33:36

he means, we don't have to get high, but

00:33:38

it will be good, m command a donkey, no. Ah, well,

00:33:41

imagine. Imagine if I think he became

00:33:43

president. No more for being a

00:33:46

badass, ah, no, yes. Imagine if it was read,

00:33:48

now I'm getting scalded. the tongue eh c the

00:33:51

tongue I think so

00:33:52

yes how he sucks it how you talk des

00:33:56

straw

00:33:57

Greetings Don the don I ran into him once in

00:34:01

an airport seriously what did he tell you he told you that's why

00:34:08

I don't vote for anyone I'm going to vote for him

00:34:12

Samuel believes

00:34:16

Mary to be the mayor here, gey, he's strong,

00:34:19

that's why Hey, I want, he's

00:34:21

in love with Mariana, very pretty, very pretty,

00:34:24

but not her, she's been hurt for a long time. He's

00:34:27

very good, she's very nice. Mariana has

00:34:29

the god and she's not going to pay anything

00:34:31

because I'm going to give [ __ ] No I no I

00:34:33

never vote In fact no no no more those

00:34:36

who pay me yes I vote for them but those

00:34:37

who pay me I'm one of those I'm one of those

00:34:39

who records that he is with his mother here in the

00:34:42

municipality Yes that's why yes that's why that's why that's why

00:34:45

and a bag

00:34:47

of adriá I always tell them eh

00:34:50

The elections are coming, be cool,

00:34:54

they bring a lot of defective flow, you went too far

00:34:57

with me because you're stupid. Notice that I do

00:35:01

believe you, damn my mother if

00:35:04

not And that was Mexican cinema, bastards that It

00:35:09

was cinema, gey, I will never be able to write

00:35:11

dialogues like those eho Why did you

00:35:13

marry me because you're stupid. Look, I do

00:35:16

believe you, hell, my mother, yes no,

00:35:20

director, no writer, uncle Rober, yes, actor,

00:35:24

uncle Rob, jé Feliciano, no

00:35:27

gz Bol, I hate you. see the

00:35:31

never greengrocers four the cahuamas

00:35:33

ninj you go

00:35:35

in pure 70s movies of

00:35:38

greengrocers I don't know who the hell I don't know

00:35:41

if during the recording you are going to say

00:35:44

this and you this there was no gey script about

00:35:46

that well that's where the meme that said came out

00:35:48

This Luis de Alba, the truth is that I

00:35:50

earned a lot of money, half of it I

00:35:52

spent on [ __ ] alcohol, drugs and the other half I did

00:35:55

n't. I did spend it, that is, those

00:35:58

little jokes are also good, dicks, dude. I mean, yes,

00:36:00

no, yes, there was a level before. no, but in

00:36:02

fact right now it seems like they recorded you there

00:36:04

with your WhatsApp note that later

00:36:06

comes to you in audio form gy as Where are you [ __ ] where are you

00:36:09

[ __ ] [ __ ] leave me alone

00:36:11

my old haer still doesn't yell at me so much

00:36:14

How many more years have you been married I'm 15

00:36:17

years old, I'm 16 years old, no, my lady. Look,

00:36:20

there's also a thing with just one woman,

00:36:22

he's very Cab is a warrior, nothing, guy,

00:36:24

hey, on tours, stick your dick in me, Amy, no, don't put your

00:36:30

dick in, settle for these fingers,

00:36:32

settle for this tongue, I'll just give it to you.

00:36:34

I can suck that Hey but how long have

00:36:37

you been married how long have you been married

00:36:42

that with the tongue or nothing you how

00:36:44

married am I married the truth is like

00:36:47

four or c

00:36:49

months with your girl with my girl 2 years

00:36:52

2s years you are not with mother dude There has

00:36:55

to be a process, man, you have to be

00:36:57

in the good stage where everything is

00:36:59

beautiful and oh, who got [ __ ]? And why didn't

00:37:03

you lift the lid and everything is beautiful? They

00:37:04

reach the age of 3 and start

00:37:06

singing things about that. hey [ __ ] bastard

00:37:10

like that he throws one at you like that all of a sudden p Ah

00:37:13

Yes then he does let go of some like that and when you're

00:37:15

5 years old you have to throw it over the

00:37:17

car giving That's a [ __ ] I mean it's

00:37:19

a fight and it's put me down here and you don't stop

00:37:21

when you're dating, yes you stop, yes,

00:37:23

stop and get off, don't leave at 5

00:37:25

years old, hitting him on the

00:37:27

second floor peripheral, get off to

00:37:29

hell. Órale, you want to get off and you send him a

00:37:32

WhatsApp and you bring me two tecates and some

00:37:34

shells. the house but yes geey and already at

00:37:37

10 I already pay for being married

00:37:39

compadre I'm already here and I give money

00:37:41

wherever you were Ah it's good the good thing is

00:37:43

that you arrived V have lunch you're [ __ ]

00:37:46

another

00:37:47

lana

00:37:49

tor suck mela is an [ __ ] another lana go

00:37:53

bathe another lana how the suck is it doesn't

00:37:55

depend If I spend it gacho if it's between

00:37:57

10 It depends what I smell

00:37:59

he says if I smell my perfume and not a woman's

00:38:02

if I smell like a lot of old women if I smell like a

00:38:03

lot of old women teng no no I'm not an

00:38:05

old man I'm a partyer To me I like

00:38:08

partying, not old girls. Everyone thinks

00:38:10

that's what bothers me that you can't be

00:38:12

with your friends having a drink without

00:38:13

cocaine and prostitutes having to be involved, it's

00:38:15

not true, guy, go

00:38:17

divide things, talk about business now

00:38:19

after Laguna cu the prostitutes

00:38:21

but I say you can talk about business

00:38:23

when they arrive it always takes half an

00:38:24

hour the truth is about business with the Hey

00:38:27

friend da it's going to be if I move you how much is it

00:38:29

going to be no if I don't move you I'll move you

00:38:32

don't fall Look,

00:38:35

it's Uncle Robert who is living a day because Uncle

00:38:37

Robert earns his little money, he does well and he

00:38:40

hangs out with a pretty girl and he

00:38:42

's young and when he's old he's going to

00:38:45

have someone to take care of him guy more or

00:38:48

less fair no I mean You and I have

00:38:50

daughters who are going to look after us. Well,

00:38:51

that's why we made our

00:38:53

daughters to take care of us, my

00:38:55

old lady and damn it, I think who knows?

00:39:00

You m Yes, now, now, you

00:39:01

've screwed up again, so

00:39:03

I say, but I see 40-year-old men who

00:39:06

hang out with boys, my friend, like

00:39:09

[ __ ] Julio Sar Chávez when he fights

00:39:11

against macho Camacho, gey, I see them,

00:39:14

I'm not even saying it's wrong, I'm married,

00:39:16

but they're other things I see them either

00:39:19

divorced at 40 man Dale if he draws

00:39:22

more blood in the

00:39:24

[ __ ] that's why gey that's why they throw

00:39:27

a car at you yes you Rober we would all like to be

00:39:30

like you I would like to have look that it goes

00:39:33

well for you to be 40 years old and bring little girls of

00:39:35

20 and die alone No

00:39:38

mames I'm missing it gey I

00:39:41

could die alone from Old man gey but no

00:39:43

gey I'm missing it because I pay

00:39:45

someone

00:39:46

gey a [ __ ] nurse Yes but no gey it

00:39:49

's all a man wants but

00:39:51

well no we don't That's it, we are

00:39:53

happy where we are. Yes, there are

00:39:57

good things, there are bad things, so there are

00:40:01

bad things, but damn my mother, if I didn't

00:40:05

marry you for being an [ __ ],

00:40:07

damn my mother, damn my mother,

00:40:11

it's not that right now that's why. the

00:40:12

temach exists right now women are

00:40:14

empowered gey they already bring more egg thanar

00:40:17

The scale the temach ac is a kilo that

00:40:20

stands up balance me before you

00:40:23

arrived the vato here monter fill the

00:40:24

vatos in the trucks and the old ones c the

00:40:26

[ __ ] blouse you are wearing the [ __ ] right now the

00:40:28

old ones are coming for you in a [ __ ]

00:40:30

troconon, change your [ __ ] pants, those pants

00:40:33

from American Eagle, your balls are very noticeable

00:40:35

and there you are going to change a [ __ ]

00:40:36

watery Dick, a dicky but that's it and leave

00:40:40

the balls in the other one, the balls like that right

00:40:43

now The old women bring you to

00:40:46

nightclubs, a comrade told me, a forty-year-old man in a

00:40:47

blue cap tells me that the nightclubs,

00:40:49

the girls are from Hey, my daughter, do you

00:40:51

want one, a moet, the old women

00:40:54

will buy you three g and I won't bother you,

00:40:58

[ __ ]. And then yes, now We can't

00:41:00

provide them, what can we do for you because it's AC

00:41:02

Well, you have to earn bad money or a buttonhole,

00:41:05

suck

00:41:06

the Lord very badly, bringing your [ __ ] mouth,

00:41:09

you consider that you suck well, donkey

00:41:10

has a geeky face, hair and your glasses

00:41:12

tells you that you're a [ __ ] savage. I

00:41:14

improvise you always improvise this gey

00:41:16

has a car you have a technique You tie up

00:41:18

you have a face that you tie up no no no nothing about

00:41:21

what you pay what you pay has sucks donkey

00:41:24

some of you yes sucks donkey all the one

00:41:26

has car no coria it is very disgusting

00:41:30

also

00:41:33

compen yes complete wash and oiled is

00:41:37

that compadre but this is a good

00:41:39

job intelligent has a face like one of

00:41:40

those of this ghost hunter and he looks

00:41:43

intelligent almost always they wear

00:41:44

glasses like

00:41:45

why they take them off and they don't see that

00:41:47

they are sucking ge like because then

00:41:50

one He always tells me that I'm going to suck

00:41:52

like I get there from the side and stop. It's because

00:41:56

then they look deprad without a helmet. No, my

00:42:00

friend has no

00:42:03

helmet. No. V. You look like you're made of

00:42:06

red wine, gey, you have a face like

00:42:08

red wine and then you come in. Yes, I mean, it's not

00:42:11

about irr, well, what would be a

00:42:14

correct technique to enter? I mean,

00:42:18

when I was on the nose, I applied that to

00:42:20

see, stand up and open your legs. It's not the first thing to

00:42:23

conform to the cleanliness, you're here

00:42:25

entertaining. You put your hand in and then in one

00:42:27

where each fathoms ear daughter of your

00:42:30

[ __ ] mother the pH the pool works with

00:42:32

the pH very bastard gey I have to level

00:42:35

the the the the acid and all that fart

00:42:38

So what are you doing let's go take a bath we have to take

00:42:41

a bath and oh and the old woman is going to

00:42:43

tell him it was masturbating in the bathroom you

00:42:44

are not with the [ __ ]

00:42:47

scouring pad since once the scouring pad

00:42:51

is there it has already done its job. Now act

00:42:54

like Patricio is. Sit on my face

00:42:57

Sit on my face I don't like it

00:42:59

so much that they sit on my face yes

00:43:01

When I was young yes When I was

00:43:03

young he sucked me it's not that it's strange no that they

00:43:06

feel on your face gy no you are

00:43:08

chiches or culo chiches chichona or some

00:43:12

ass I am culo you are Team chiches you

00:43:14

are Team

00:43:15

chiches it is difficult dude The truth That's

00:43:18

how it is that your face looks comfortable bring

00:43:20

season if they have to sit on your face

00:43:23

I want to sit in those cach mu Troncoso

00:43:26

there are PS less comfortable than your face don't get a

00:43:28

feeling I quote that you

00:43:30

sit on your face good ass ass ass of an

00:43:33

old Dominican Puerto Rican woman Oh but they

00:43:36

put all the ass on me I

00:43:38

prefer to lie on my ass that

00:43:41

is also

00:43:43

applicable as well as your pillow yes gey and

00:43:47

suddenly Oh it's already very hot

00:43:48

on this side and you turn it over egg

00:43:50

they are Tin ass you you

00:43:55

are there you see that the ass is cold Yes guy

00:43:57

it is cold you put a little

00:44:00

hot oil there or something like that so that it

00:44:02

fries hot oil [ __ ] perverse

00:44:04

oil hot oil and make him cry, make him cry,

00:44:06

not baby oil what's the

00:44:08

name of the oil menen menen Yes

00:44:14

menen if I like something G is conat is

00:44:18

talking about sex with batos on a gre

00:44:20

screen with six bulls in front of us stand here

00:44:23

the church a church background perel

00:44:25

is not reel

00:44:27

noo very

00:44:31

[Music]

00:44:41

racist gey what It's so cool that you

00:44:44

can buy your makeup in the

00:44:47

bars and vegetables department. No,

00:44:49

yeah, gey, but what a bummer that you have

00:44:51

flies on people. Ah, I understand all

00:44:52

those documentaries, gey, when you suddenly

00:44:54

saw the black people and you got a ton of

00:44:56

flies.

00:44:57

Yeah. Yes, it's true, they put Nutella on, it's

00:45:00

already explained, guy, I know everything

00:45:03

has an explanation. The flies

00:45:05

must be tasty like that. I once tried a

00:45:07

spread of that color and

00:45:09

those guys must be good. They give it a lick. Oh,

00:45:11

but it's That's a mom who's doing it

00:45:12

because she's [ __ ] Nutella in the face, don't you,

00:45:14

mames, imagine what you're doing, the old woman

00:45:15

knows that her sister with Nutella must

00:45:18

be like it, but but it's a

00:45:21

joke, I would apply it, I don't know if that pull applies

00:45:23

to everything, dig one. with vitiligo Oh

00:45:26

also to cover your eyes, let's see if you

00:45:29

had vitiligo you would paint yourself brown

00:45:30

or white and I say that I

00:45:32

would not paint white as white, no, I would paint

00:45:36

black, it depends on how advanced you are, if

00:45:39

you are very advanced, if you don't, I would put dubalin like this

00:45:40

here in vitiligo it is the only

00:45:42

disease that you should let advance guy

00:45:45

that gives you a little privilege yes gy So

00:45:48

if I am suffering from vitiligo then

00:45:49

let it advance since if you are brown it is

00:45:52

making you white yes it is like or now I am

00:45:54

better I gained rights

00:45:56

The police don't stop me so much anymore since

00:45:58

I have

00:46:00

vitiligo, Richi already invites me to his

00:46:03

meals with his friends, no, and if

00:46:05

the police stop you, they will stop your left side

00:46:07

because this side is visible because I have

00:46:08

vitiligo, my boss doesn't know if pay me

00:46:10

a lot pay me

00:46:11

little what ch in los santos center aside

00:46:15

since I have vitiligo they discriminate against me

00:46:18

more in we have not seen a single Haitian with

00:46:20

vitiligo No gey what a Haitian with

00:46:23

vitiligo I saw one one that was all

00:46:26

white but with a black face dude yeah

00:46:29

It looked like a surprise kitter, yes,

00:46:32

like the one on Tiktok with the black man

00:46:33

chasing a guy, Come on like that guy,

00:46:35

but now you see, there are women with

00:46:37

these models with

00:46:38

vitiligo from Versa and Chanel. Yes, it's like it

00:46:42

became fashionable, it's not fashionable enough

00:46:44

to represent to the whites and the

00:46:46

browns at the same time they say

00:46:47

these guys fight a lot right now it's fashionable

00:46:49

they are women and men at the same

00:46:51

time guy Everything is inclusion not

00:46:54

first carnal before the girls wanted to

00:46:57

remove the freckles Now they put them on

00:46:58

tiktok Wow, I mean, they're already awesome And

00:47:01

then if they put them on

00:47:02

Tiktok, put them on like what they

00:47:05

put on Tiktok. Put on some [ __ ]

00:47:07

pecot, no, but yes, Wow, people now

00:47:09

want to have spots, wow, what's going

00:47:11

on? Well, this is sponsoring us. lame yes

00:47:13

yes yes there was a lot of tiktok no

00:47:16

about there was tiktok about video

00:47:20

blacks about old ladies that are throbbing

00:47:25

how is it going Eh yes How to suck a donkey a

00:47:28

tutorial tutorial Greetings to Mariana Yes

00:47:31

we talk about the government of everything of everything of

00:47:34

everything the fart is that the guy r Go back to

00:47:36

Mexico City, I'll stay here, gey,

00:47:37

yes, I got excited here, she's going to get there,

00:47:40

but at some point Mariana goes to President

00:47:42

and there I'm going to have farts, yes, no,

00:47:45

but no, let's see, Mariana is from

00:47:47

respect, eh, I mean. you're very pretty

00:47:48

just that he said that no no no he didn't say

00:47:51

that he said that he was [ __ ] crazy I meant that

00:47:55

no no no no no and let it be

00:47:59

said here eh No yes and it's not like we

00:48:00

had also said that the president

00:48:02

as a mother donkey no also no no but yes

00:48:05

we said it we said he's leaving now the

00:48:08

president is leaving let's see if he doesn't leave us a place where

00:48:10

he comes out take him out later we there in the

00:48:12

morning these [ __ ] there how do I

00:48:17

suck my wife my

00:48:19

wife I say no to another day and I

00:48:22

'll tell you, the Treasury, that if you have to

00:48:24

stop At 6 in the morning say

00:48:25

stupid things What time does the donkey suck, well,

00:48:27

no, I don't think there's time, you have to

00:48:29

schedule it for sure your assistant, sir, 7, you

00:48:31

have a donkey's suck 6 sir Sorry

00:48:34

for interrupting you in changing to Mexico

00:48:37

but Sorry that I have the fourth t the

00:48:40

four t But today it's time today it's time to change

00:48:43

the sheet to suction

00:48:46

Mouth bandita Thank you very much for

00:48:48

supporting us

00:48:50

mor cousin

00:48:54

sponsor

00:48:58

suck the morena bandita bandita suck

00:49:02

the

00:49:05

morena bue No well very much for

00:49:09

come with us molita always like eh

00:49:12

mole I owe you a roast beef eh you are the

00:49:15

mole of all the garlic yes I already look like

00:49:17

charro beans in all the parties

00:49:18

I am there but I don't owe you a roast beef I'm

00:49:19

going to make them both let's go at

00:49:22

once let's go Rito arachera Well, they want

00:49:26

what's free, what's free No, it's a free

00:49:31

royal experience Ah well, let

00:49:33

's go for a ribai Let's go to the other side of the

00:49:36

Canal de la mole, there we are

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