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00:00:02
hello, you have a show on Oder, we have completed the
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broadcast of the anniversary concerts, we are sure that
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you really liked them and are starting
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winter broadcasts that will end with a big
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grandiose New Year's concert on
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December 31, we are waiting for you all on the
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iCity channel on New Year's Eve,
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5 hours of selected humor especially for
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you, don’t miss it now I remind you that it’s
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Friday,
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which means the premiere of the diesel show, let’s go,
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let’s go,
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this year was hard, hard for everyone,
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also for Ukrainian show business stars there
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were no concerts, no tours before the
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government fought with the artists as
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best they could,
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if all dads were offered to work in
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a hospital, then for the stars we found a part-time
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job closer to the main
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specialty, for example, the favorite of
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women,
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Oleg Vinnik, could work as a
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trainer of young wolfs, in principle,
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nothing has changed for Oleg, he has long been
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accustomed to the hungry gaze
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Olya Polyakova could work in if you
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were the queen of the night
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and would become the queen on the right, the queen of
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dinner, the queen of chocolates, by the way, in
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order to get a certificate about whether it
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will be necessary to sing a song or by heart,
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I agree, but it’s still easier
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than just coming to get a certificate in
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this,
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our friend Vasily Virastyuk would do an excellent job as an
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orderly at the Feofaniya hospital,
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I think the deputies would recover just
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as soon as Vasya would enter the room,
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maybe of course and a side
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symptom will appear, this is uncontrollable diarrhea, but
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it goes away with time and you get used to it,
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the performer of the hit, security, cancellation,
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Jerry Hail, well, everything is clear here,
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although if you believe in the stern, there is
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another option, now it is she who will be
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shouted about yes, cancellation,
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oh, also now the she-wolf was shown, yes
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a little bit [music]
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Olga Framut will be able to work as a
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maid, yes, the girl who is Tash Marilla,
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almost the whole of Ukraine will now know
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what it’s like, and
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Pavla Zibrova could go to
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work as a
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priest, it is said that the threat in the groove will grow
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his lessons, mustache, I forgive the positive from the group,
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time and glass, he could work on delivery
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food, especially since Taraz left him for
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such a job, his brains are especially not needed
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Maruf would be perfect to work as a
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deputy, it
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seems to me that such a people’s deputy would be
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pleased to be punished for all his
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unfulfilled election promises and the
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recruitment was they can go to work in a
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barbershop and Ivo Bobul was the representative
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and became his barber and all Troyeshchina walk around with
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such hairstyles, Viktor Pavlik
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could work as a judge of the Pechersk court,
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just look, come out with honest eyes,
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this would be the only judge who
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would not have not to kill and no legs,
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Nastya Kamenskikh could work as a
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cleaner
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for elephants, yes, as it were she found out that
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elephants and not only have giant trunks, but
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basically everything else, I think my wife
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understands
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singer Monatik could work as a bartender,
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by the way, he’s still standing on a stool, I
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think it’s better for him to work in a minibar,
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Yuri Gorbunov could work as a leading
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engineer at any plant at any plant
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any engineer, the main thing is that the
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leading Potap could sell at the
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meat market, whatever, but he knows how to sell brains,
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and judging by the advertisement in which he
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starred in the sirloin, Potap also
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sells excellently in his column, she could
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work calmly, not because they love her very much,
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and besides he has excellent experience
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working with unemployed people, another
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friend of ours, Garik Krichevsky, can easily
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replace a minibus driver, so to speak,
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transport listeners of his songs,
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he doesn’t even have to turn on the radio and
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just sing while driving
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Oleg Viktor would go to work
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delivering water until, imagine, they
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call you at the door you ask who there
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from there can easily get a job as a
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salesman in a shoe store,
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yes, he has a lot of experience in this field,
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since he himself knows how to change his shoes very well,
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and finally, Alexander Ponomarev can
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earn extra money as a santa, he has some
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swollen nipples, this is not good,
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Sasha will come to the song of no one,
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I will go through a certain topic before you, dear, and this
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will be the only Santa who
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comes as an adult and naughty girl,
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you will ask what about the stars of the Disney show,
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well, we will ask how the stars left here,
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and we continue to work in our
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specialty and delight you, our
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beloved viewers. on New Year's Eve
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we will invite the best singers of Ukraine,
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well, don't miss it, and now we are
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starting
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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thanks to online medicine,
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people began to understand that the main
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problem is not the doctor's handwriting about the
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doctor's bad internet
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due to the fact that the country has banned
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elective surgeries,
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Angela has been unable to finish what she started for six months now
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and walks around with one inflated
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breast,
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and sometimes patients have to turn
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to the online services of doctors with amazing
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diseases, look
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[applause]
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but I have one more question, well, in
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general, look, it’s like they’re dancing . .
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but imagine now that I’m galloping on a
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horse, this is what I like,
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I like it on her mine, that verse with the battle 12 iphone
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I need to earn money on it just like that,
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I think
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Joseph, it’s okay, I’ll call you back, I want
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to show my tits to some Stalin,
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well, who did you call, it was an
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online consultation and this is what they
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call online consultation, before
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it was just porn on a webcam, but
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now it’s likes, I’m serious, it’s an
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online consultation with a doctor, a mammologist,
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a mammologist, and then I’ll see yours on
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some low telegram channel,
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tits at speed and
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you say such a bugle, well, you know, it’s just that now all the
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hospitals are closed, but the doctors can
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advise you on Skype, and you
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also show the money to these doctors on camera that
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no, I’m sending them to the card, it’s worse,
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but really, the hospitals are all
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closed, well, the
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work is only for infectious diseases, but if you have
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a problem, then you can
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consult a doctor online
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here online it won’t work here there’s such a
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problem that you have to go
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ass I’ll strain
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what hemorrhoids are like in the old days it’s the
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same thing that was sophisticated there is no longer a
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sophisticated husband here
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he really took a loan in dollars
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from me they were just an ass
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[music]
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let your dream with hemorrhoids
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not be admitted to the hospital you must have
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some symptoms of coronavirus
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tell me you write thank God no if only
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I and every sky
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was twice as painful smells taste you feel
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if cough minute smell everything feel
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where you got it from, well, how do I know you were in
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quarantine for a long time, that’s right, sitting
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by the shower, don’t look at how I’m going to
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sign you up for an online consultation from a doctor
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to a mammologist. I
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want something else with the chest and problems, so how do you
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look for this, that the horse
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I’m on I don’t have problems with my breasts, I
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have only one problem with my
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girlfriend, you don’t have girlfriends, I just
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didn’t know that you were friends,
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but
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okay, now here I’ll sign you up for
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Cthulhu and you’ll show him everything
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that you show me, I’m not going to smoke anything yet,
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I beg you Well, there’s nothing
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shameful here, for example, I
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went to see a gynecologist twice,
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you’re all women, you can show yourself off to the entire
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Internet, but I didn’t meet like that
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on the Internet, I posted my
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naked photo and I love drinking, I laughed,
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I laughed, actually, it
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was just a bad angle Next time I won’t take a
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photo from the side of the abdomen, it’s very important and
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let’s get ready let’s go to you without
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symptoms they won’t accept it if I tell them
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right in the emergency room that the shallows we’ll
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apply
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it you don’t make this up, why are you saying
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that what kind of war but if God forbid, I have
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appendicitis, it’s not that his nathan road
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souls cut myself out that Oleg will leave
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some nonsense, you say, why
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cut yourself now
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if you have I
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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
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a second, do you even have any idea
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how hemorrhoids are treated,
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but purely theoretically yes, but somehow I’m
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stuffing a chicken, what is
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it you’re showing, it’s good to
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submit
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6 not a chicken, a turkey, you’re showing a cow,
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well, let him tell me that even Sasha
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went for an online consultation with a urologist, he was
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n’t shy about anything, okay, centuries, it’s just the
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wrong time to get into the room I went into the asana, I was
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feeling good, you don’t want to call
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the doctor, let’s put two candles for the
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repose of my ass,
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because I said, I’m not
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stuffing a turkey for myself, I didn’t allow you
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to call the doctor,
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and how can you imagine how I
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’ll call him like this, like this, like this
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and the wall and I’ll help, okay, I
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had enough of a dollar, I’ll still catch a partner birth, but
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partner treatment for hemorrhoids is
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too much, you do what you want, and I won’t go to the hospital, I won’t go to the hospital, and I’ll get
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infected, well, let’s say, let’s say,
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even if I call, how will he understand that
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I’m going to him for a consultation, they just
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show their attitude to medicine,
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yes, just don’t be happy to show,
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for starters, just say hello,
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say hello, I can’t
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say hello in this place right now, maximum up to the mouth, good
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afternoon, what’s bothering you,
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hello,
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goodbye,
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I can take it, well, can you
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imagine? well, how cool I am to the first
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person I meet, I’ll show it to the first person I meet,
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8 I’ll show this is his profession, what
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a profession, what if some
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colleague came to see him, or even worse, it’s his
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birthday, well, imagine a bunch of friends
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on the big screen with big numbers 60
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years old and then appears on the screen she
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says Ufa
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Daniko this is who she is all the buildings I won’t
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call I can tell show on
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tuning a drawing draw oh
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I can take a selfie of the ass like on the
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most do it the same happens and
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we’ll sign before the first it’s called
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and I know what it’s called on the old ones
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the doctor should give everyone strength and see what
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he sees live through this small
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camera, yes, I’ll just put on a good
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extension of the video, I need to expand nothing,
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I wanted the best, so let’s forget
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it all, it’s easier for me, nothing
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hurts anymore, everything’s fine, let’s watch
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TV, I decided to sing it’s a miracle,
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we’ll really look at the TV, okay, okay, I’ll
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call where are my holiday panties with
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graphs, why are you doing them? I want to make a
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good impression on the doctor, it’s
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still some kind of trysel, but I don’t
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care, you didn’t prepare so carefully
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for our first sex,
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but our feasts are yours among the doctor
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I filmed this video just for fun
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Denmark
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don’t peek
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[music]
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hello doctor hello I have a
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problem here in short
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I understand show wow wow
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what deep caries you have everything
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something buddy I wrote down on the forum I’m sorry
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please apparently
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the buttons were accidental the battle got mixed up, I wrote it down for
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you as a dentist, it’s good,
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he didn’t start filling me right away,
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I’ll definitely write it down to the proctologist this
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time and you’ll definitely be a proctologist, even if
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it’s an ophthalmologist, if he asks
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his stupid questions, what is it,
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there are no eyelashes around, and
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why the line The iron extended by the doctor did
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n’t understand anything, I
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haven’t pressed anything on me yet, we’re already showing my ass, it will
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save me, I put it on a video recording on the
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sites and the devil recorded that Lisa, I
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accidentally accidentally,
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and then I have to make excuses like Judy,
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every man has his own weaknesses,
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I love this hobby bring in doctors and
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shows his during the times there don’t
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touch him
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survive it here watch TV he
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looked inside and an abyss opened up in front of him an
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abyss and it was switched news
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please this is what the
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metro tunnel on Troeshchina looks like now
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some sports channel is an
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excellent passage throw
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and he brings his team a point 10
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weather
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[applause]
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[music]
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hello doctor good afternoon
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how can I help you and you are a proctologist and Oleg
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Nikolaevich fractals
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and you are definitely a proctologist not an ophthalmologist and you do
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n’t have any friends nearby listen yaprak what’s
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the point I have no friends at all well okay
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well how I wish you could listen, you are
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standing too close, could you please
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roll back a little, but we haven’t seen each other like this normally for a long time, it’s
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very interesting on direct netflix lutz, how is it like to
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attack to the top,
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listen, in fact,
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I don’t see anything so tragic, but
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still, you I’ll have to first take an
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analysis both on a computer and why at home and
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send a photo
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no 2 and send it to us in the laboratory as
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through a new mail, you know, it would be better to
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come in person and then I can
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diagnose you and prescribe
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treatment,
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but from the video what can’t be said I’ll say
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you have hemorrhoids I advise you to make an
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appointment with me, my
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schedule is on the website, that’s why, let’s
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say tomorrow at 1500, although in principle they
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could find out all this for her without a video, I
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felt a little bit, it was possible for someone
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and she
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you knew you knew before and you knew that
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hemorrhoids are contagious what a contagious one,
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look, as soon as I block your credit
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cards, I’ll
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stop giving you cash, and on New Year’s,
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Santa Claus will congratulate you online and
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show you on the camera 12 iPhone, that’s it, I have an
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important call, I’ll call the Minister
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of Health and show him my
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attitude towards quarantine
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wear
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[applause ]
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but
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[applause]
00:21:05
[music]
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good news for car enthusiasts, cameras
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do not record
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speeding in domestically
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produced cars, cameras do not recognize
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them as cars at all,
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and while Europe plans to completely
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switch to electric cars in 2030, in
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Ukraine they decided to create their first
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domestic electric car, look
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someone it's just a boy, we'll put it
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in his belt,
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he nervously smokes in his melancholy,
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of course we have the same name before
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they came up with a centaur,
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this abbreviation is cool
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electric, but there I like me too, of
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course they will be different from the usual ones,
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they will be green
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on you, the party was delet tests they
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are already in full swing at home, a very
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experienced specialist is in charge, a professional,
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so you can already tell journalists
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that we are ready to
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show the world our miracle yes yes yes yes yes
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thank you yes yes yes yes meetings
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[applause]
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yes I don’t understand that you have already celebrated a
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successful test
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and I wasn’t invited I’d like to have a drink now I would
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n’t refuse to launch mass
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production that you’re crazy are you
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telling me that no I’ve already
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called journalists for tomorrow they’ll come from
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all over the world to see our centaur you
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I’ve already promised the president that
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he’ll record the next video in a centaur
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no no no we need more time for
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testing and everything, be it how many wives
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can three more days be better 5 five more
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I don’t have 5 days five years earlier I wo
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n’t get behind the wheel
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so wait, raise
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it calmly what happened near
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Astana tests you understand during the
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tests they revealed a large number there are
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no shortcomings of that time, let's what is the most
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global disadvantage, the most global
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is the car itself,
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wait a second, you told me
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that we got a simple,
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reliable car like a
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Kalashnikov assault rifle, we need it in terms of the number of kills and
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we will overtake the Kalashnikov assault rifle,
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and significant tests were carried out according to
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plan, so exactly the
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cars had to pass several
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basic tests, imitation curbs,
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speed bumps,
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two sharp turns, then a fishbone coating,
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paving stones with large and small
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cobblestones, I have a symmetrical surface,
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perfectly at what stage were the
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greatest difficulties revealed at the stage on a,
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opening the car,
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I took the handle and I was doing this and that and that and
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that then she
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deceived how it happened, it
00:24:43
happened by accident, he was right now the handle of the
00:24:45
car was charging, it was so much their own
00:24:48
fault that you really want to surprise or the
00:24:50
joker is plugged into the socket, but then he
00:24:52
switched off, by the way, it’s also clear with this
00:25:00
how long it takes to charge the battery, the
00:25:03
battery charges for two days two days,
00:25:06
I mean two days, we just
00:25:09
can’t measure it normally, but as
00:25:11
soon as we turn it on for charging, we get
00:25:12
plugs at the factory, this is the norm for
00:25:16
our factory, especially at what time did you
00:25:19
turn it on, well, between 2 and 4 x tar, of course it
00:25:22
upsets us even at this time
00:25:25
I drink expiatory tea included
00:25:29
so this is all the lyrics that you did
00:25:32
specifically to correct the situation we
00:25:34
we we tried everything different but in the
00:25:37
end we decided to contact a specialist from
00:25:40
Germany from the church we called the priest why is
00:25:45
this priest what will he say
00:25:49
the priest said that our plant is
00:25:52
standing still on the damned month
00:25:56
for this there was no need to call the priest,
00:25:59
I already knew it, we bought this
00:26:02
car factory, in short, you are engineers,
00:26:07
you must understand that it’s all nonsense
00:26:10
to try and think so until the
00:26:13
priest, the electric shock is not hygiene, although you
00:26:20
can’t drive a car in puddles this is also
00:26:25
why because k k k k k k k k k k k
00:26:28
k rati
00:26:30
for each of you, it’s okay, it
00:26:32
just needs to be written in the instructions that the
00:26:36
car cannot be wetted by the manta oh by the way, a
00:26:39
good name like manta, that’s what we
00:26:43
’ll call our next crossover,
00:26:46
screw it there will be like a manta,
00:26:51
like a manta I will write down and live, and the priest also
00:26:54
said that the devil is in the details,
00:26:58
we collected all these details in one car
00:27:01
about your father, you tell me
00:27:04
the car drives, of course the car
00:27:07
drove 50 meters and stopped, so what did you
00:27:12
do after that,
00:27:13
we extended the cord is another 100 meters in and
00:27:16
now it goes 150 well, this is
00:27:19
the result, you can
00:27:22
whenever you want so albir tell me at
00:27:26
what speed is the optimal consumption for a
00:27:29
car
00:27:31
optimal consumption how when
00:27:33
a car costs
00:27:36
even worth good there is good news
00:27:40
which battery holds up perfectly this
00:27:44
good news in an electric car and
00:27:47
the main thing is that the battery is yes but there is also
00:27:50
bad news the car does not hold
00:27:53
the battery
00:27:54
wait you just said that
00:27:56
the battery holds perfectly the battery
00:27:58
holds
00:27:59
but the car the battery does not hold it
00:28:02
like this well it
00:28:03
falls out and
00:28:06
then like this we will be
00:28:08
either
00:28:11
he but but there is a plus, it is clear that
00:28:15
each battery has a plus and a plus
00:28:17
and a minus,
00:28:18
not there friend, when the battery fell out, it
00:28:23
stopped beating great news, don’t
00:28:31
worry,
00:28:32
don’t worry, we
00:28:34
completely solved the problem with the battery,
00:28:35
well done, how about screws,
00:28:39
no wire, we’ll
00:28:41
install a gas installation wait, you
00:28:47
installed a gas installation in your electric car,
00:28:48
yes, this is temporary so that you
00:28:51
just finish the test, wait,
00:28:53
wait, do you generally understand the
00:28:55
essence of this project? Electric cars
00:28:58
are created in order to reduce
00:29:01
emissions into the environment, but they are not you; the
00:29:05
emissions were mainly not released into the environment into the
00:29:10
car interior basically from me
00:29:15
this is your personal problem, I will then
00:29:18
advise you of my doctor,
00:29:20
I had the same thing, so the crash tests were
00:29:24
carried out, of course, so where are the doctors,
00:29:27
where are the damages, three ribs were broken
00:29:34
diligently and so on in small things, shock,
00:29:38
wait a second, did you conduct
00:29:43
tests on a living person, we bought a
00:29:46
smart dummy for 100,000 euros, yes, according to the
00:29:49
plan, a dummy was supposed to sit there, but
00:29:52
before the test itself, the dummy ran away, which
00:29:57
means ran away, what he missed, escaped and
00:30:00
ran away, security closed all exits and entrances
00:30:03
to the plant, that we don’t have a fence, knocked
00:30:10
us back the fence is nothing far away he should go find
00:30:13
him so on during the crash test the
00:30:16
airbags worked before us, they worked
00:30:19
perfectly ok by the way and caused an
00:30:22
accident on the turn they just
00:30:29
hit him for no reason, but one thing I did was hit him and drove into the
00:30:34
wall,
00:30:37
okay, I'm waiting for the seat belt with work
00:30:41
and so in communication on protection, so you were
00:30:46
fastened,
00:30:47
I’m not, you said that we
00:30:50
fastened the gas installation with a seat belt,
00:30:55
otherwise it crushed me, why the hell
00:30:59
wait, you want to say that you were
00:31:02
n’t even fastened, you crashed into a wall and survived,
00:31:06
yes, that’s 15 points in terms of safety,
00:31:10
excellent and some innovations, by the way,
00:31:15
you screwed the iPad together with electrical tape, as
00:31:17
I told you,
00:31:19
and the dog did what I
00:31:21
suggested, which
00:31:23
wags its head like that and generates electricity, they
00:31:26
put the dog there, they connected it, but because of the
00:31:29
dog, the battery discharges faster,
00:31:31
it’s a pity it
00:31:32
was good idea, but so there are some little
00:31:35
tricks, one more precisely, there was one
00:31:38
trick called stop alcohol,
00:31:40
the car was blocked if you heard
00:31:43
the smell of alcohol from the driver, I
00:31:45
wonder what it means that it was
00:31:48
removed,
00:31:49
I refused to drive sober, and
00:31:54
you know, you don’t put it on at all
00:31:56
idiot in Ukraine to buy such a car
00:31:59
so we're crossing out acceleration to 100
00:32:02
kilometers to one hundred kilometers per hour 1212
00:32:07
yes yes it's certainly not a Ferrari 12 seconds
00:32:12
that's also not bad minutes
00:32:17
12 minutes twelve minutes to one hundred
00:32:21
kilometers per hour well, well, we'll just drive the
00:32:23
car first they pushed the slide for 11
00:32:28
minutes and then in a minute and a
00:32:32
hundred seriously really, then
00:32:40
we drove up the slide again and had to push again and then
00:32:43
we came up with a brilliant idea of ​​how to add
00:32:45
heating to the trunk at night so that in winter when
00:32:49
you push your hands don’t freeze, it’s interesting, I
00:32:54
would install this for myself, well, I wrote it down the
00:32:57
maximum speed when one hundred and
00:33:00
fifty-five kilometers per hour is one hundred and
00:33:03
fifty-five kilometers for the guys and
00:33:06
let’s just do well
00:33:07
and it’s on the sides
00:33:10
that I got stuck at the crossing, my
00:33:17
intercity blew it anyway, it’s a record of one hundred and
00:33:25
fifty-five kilometers God even
00:33:27
Tesla can’t do it, but so what? with the
00:33:30
train in smithereens,
00:33:32
no damage, just our
00:33:35
car nets, all this is also good
00:33:39
news, write it down in the instructions and send it to everyone
00:33:42
that our centaur is absolutely safe
00:33:45
for trains,
00:33:47
it is, but how will you surprise
00:33:52
customer journalists? The most striking
00:33:56
innovation in this car is the
00:33:59
driver ejection button. My idea is
00:34:03
serious and you installed it, it didn’t
00:34:08
work, it did n’t fire, the chair fired, so
00:34:12
what are you guys like, there
00:34:15
wasn’t a sunroof in the car, but now it
00:34:24
looks like we’ll save on the production
00:34:26
of hatches, but guys, it’s not as scary as
00:34:30
you said, it seems to me that we’re ready to
00:34:34
start in two weeks conveyor
00:34:37
production what two weeks are you kidding
00:34:39
no it’s impossible and the only
00:34:42
option is to release at least something on the market and
00:34:44
buy a test in the USA and put
00:34:46
our logo on them no no I wouldn’t rush with
00:34:50
a logo the devil is in the details
00:34:54
tactics now yes listen yes I understand
00:35:03
thank you very much thank you friends I have
00:35:10
great news we have
00:35:11
just been ordered a batch of 450
00:35:16
electric vehicles before the new year
00:35:19
painted tests you don’t need anything yet it
00:35:23
has been decided that starting from the new year all deputies
00:35:26
will be transferred to a domestically produced electric vehicle
00:35:34
wait, wait
00:35:36
later everyone
00:35:41
ta-da-da-da louder they applaud louder and
00:35:45
the people will become
00:35:50
[applause]
00:35:59
if previously
00:36:03
chemistry, biology or geometry might not have been useful in school subjects,
00:36:06
now thanks to online
00:36:09
education the
00:36:10
entire school curriculum will not be useful bears in
00:36:14
Antarctica the
00:36:15
Lebanese war Australia in the
00:36:17
Atlantic Ocean and this is just the beginning
00:36:20
or there will be more
00:36:23
[applause ]
00:36:30
affairs hello passions angry everyone that I
00:36:34
came to the lesson to feel okhlamonov
00:36:37
now I’ll connect well I’m late I have
00:36:41
a good reason I took the test before I
00:36:45
forgot my mask in the minibus they didn’t let
00:36:48
everyone in why we take these tests
00:36:51
if we have online education
00:36:54
ask us at school teacher and logic
00:36:58
ah, the ministry decided so, let this
00:37:02
ministry with its decisions
00:37:04
end up and Sergei microphones are shouting at you,
00:37:16
they are probably sick, lucky, tell your
00:37:21
parents why you need curtains during
00:37:27
quarantine and we will make them,
00:37:31
and where did the kingdom announce a competition for the
00:37:34
best song about online education and
00:37:37
think yoga got drunk he rather Sergey
00:37:40
she’s now mathematics
00:37:42
darling I read the plans Ministry of
00:37:44
mathematics you won’t need yours at all
00:37:48
like they are like these Tokyo
00:37:52
texts I’m telling you and I’m starting school
00:38:02
every class to study
00:38:04
[music]
00:38:18
somewhere I passed somewhere
00:38:25
or maybe now we'll
00:38:29
tell you now, now I'll tell you share,
00:38:34
wake up, don't download
00:38:40
and silence in Kolya's class.
00:38:44
my sunshine, you woke up, so let’s eat
00:38:49
with us and
00:38:56
tulya will turn on the microphones, you’ll
00:38:59
just burn me out, but how did you understand
00:39:02
what I said, the attack gave
00:39:07
the night, I’m a quick-witted boy, I’ll
00:39:11
prescribe vitamin R and explain something to your dad, the
00:39:15
belt got it,
00:39:17
so let’s move on Lenochka
00:39:20
you start
00:39:21
and
00:39:22
[music]
00:39:38
it is
00:39:41
the temperature
00:39:42
and she
00:39:45
[music]
00:39:55
[music]
00:39:59
flew I heard that someone was mooing
00:40:03
indulge in the
00:40:14
cream it turns out to just torment you stopped
00:40:29
feeding your children walking here we
00:40:37
continue a few now you used to
00:40:44
just use
00:40:45
coral sun shade
00:40:49
and now instead
00:40:51
the school is fighting nowhere and I find it
00:41:04
and it will only be taught or else it will be
00:41:12
oh-oh-oh about what worries us
00:41:21
[music]
00:41:27
[music]
00:41:37
you ask
00:41:38
[music]
00:41:56
let’s
00:41:57
write down a verse from the teachers Victoria
00:42:03
Sergey why did you gather us what are you
00:42:04
like came up with the idea that most of all you need
00:42:07
in general, that one changed the onion, I’ll now tell you
00:42:11
how someone walks without a mask Pascal, then
00:42:15
we’ll also eat porridge at school on
00:42:29
[music]
00:42:44
and and the shelves of the chateau for
00:42:47
the children,
00:42:48
and for all of you,
00:42:50
his fingers
00:42:52
and making your children happy has not yet been
00:42:57
banned
00:42:58
from education
00:43:00
[ applause]
00:43:05
[music]
00:43:06
[applause]
00:43:13
and now, in the form of a show, a page of history,
00:43:18
the time has come that we are increasingly
00:43:20
turning to the thinkers of the past in
00:43:23
order to find out our future; science
00:43:26
knows the facts that is why creative
00:43:29
people suddenly have a sudden insight,
00:43:31
so there is an opinion that this there may
00:43:34
be messages from long-dead classics,
00:43:37
so imagine that once every hundred years
00:43:41
a portal opens through which the
00:43:44
classics of literature
00:43:45
can turn to their descendants
00:43:48
[applause]
00:44:00
[music]
00:44:21
havai ta ta get up kaidan ivar species
00:44:26
then I wander and sprinkle the will with evil blood,
00:44:31
not the bugans, not trash, but better die right away
00:44:35
don’t immediately measure yak scho tse sche and
00:44:41
Potap I’ll read out
00:44:43
kaido nykay sensors
00:44:53
but can we really talk about the seam
00:44:57
Sashka
00:44:58
choo here’s both I’ll take advice on what’s best to
00:45:02
call a message to the proud descendants of a great country
00:45:05
or to the great descendants of a proud country
00:45:08
then you’ll write the largest
00:45:12
view for Russians Ethiopian
00:45:15
joke, if you please, I’ll call it perhaps the
00:45:18
Russian descendants
00:45:20
of the Russian genius, of course, because you would have
00:45:25
already written more beautifully from the creator at the
00:45:29
Lukomorye, we have already completed our own tales, there’s still a
00:45:36
lot of little external just write down
00:45:39
another option, read it correctly people
00:45:42
in the right place, but for me something does
00:45:45
n’t rhyme Listen, on the
00:45:47
restless waters of the universe, Russia is
00:45:50
like a lonely buoy and only he
00:45:55
can be our protection, the great and mighty Russian is
00:46:03
a problem here,
00:46:04
but we don’t think so,
00:46:14
maybe three boxes are just finally the
00:46:17
hall and shish hai there will be intrigue
00:46:20
file this will come up with
00:46:23
mittens up about the candidate you are
00:46:26
rich there, something like that, three dots and the same
00:46:31
message to descendants, it must be
00:46:34
specific, it doesn’t give up the show to you directly, and more
00:46:37
specifically, the bus codes
00:46:39
directly according to the USP objects into the world with hq food for
00:46:43
respect
00:46:54
Sasha that I’m the only one you have for someone of mine already 6
00:46:58
come up with and this idea is your
00:47:02
Great Russian way of Vincha I can do good with
00:47:07
we will fish around
00:47:10
different grief that maybe enough mocking
00:47:13
hanged started you don’t freak out bitterness
00:47:17
another tabbert and ma bulle
00:47:18
on crazy sort it out you say let’s
00:47:22
you help me and I’ll help you
00:47:26
then we are Ukrainians I’m a bone already this kindness of
00:47:30
your food to the sea tamuna grass dyakuyu
00:47:34
that’s what the Ukrainians always don’t suit you,
00:47:36
we love you and call you brothers
00:47:39
and take for work loved and you love us
00:47:49
Vyritsky buoy go love course Joe
00:47:53
Taras Grigorievich
00:47:55
but we are a wise man why should we these
00:47:58
modern feuds,
00:48:00
remember how I had what you
00:48:04
and the people's leaders are making noise about, why threaten with anathema
00:48:07
and in Russia leave this dispute
00:48:10
between the Slavs among themselves, an
00:48:12
old domestic dispute already weighed by
00:48:15
fate, I remember, I remember, but you would lose
00:48:20
Safra Lithuania,
00:48:21
why did you honestly throw out the lines about Lithuania
00:48:25
speaking, I thought and not remember and I
00:48:28
remembered you will soon remember everything and Lithuania
00:48:32
and Finland and Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia and
00:48:37
Syria and Ukraine will not be forgotten keeps from
00:48:44
Sashka
00:48:45
from and school wrote the correct Ukraine I
00:48:49
where the axis axis come on
00:48:58
without the sweet liberty of glory bowed by
00:49:01
duty and heads
00:49:02
under the auspices Marsha is an attack on the
00:49:04
authorities of Moscow, but it’s
00:49:07
time for Ukraine to be an independent power,
00:49:10
brilliantly
00:49:16
perfect, someone wrote, well, yes, oh yes,
00:49:19
Pushkin, oh, yes, son of a [ __ ], but this is just an
00:49:22
excerpt from my poem and
00:49:25
Mazepa considers it, then he is not the soul of your FSB
00:49:29
glow he and lump of kakapo secrets will be
00:49:32
I want them to get your wear considered
00:49:35
you in Russia will be in print think of
00:49:39
excuses VTB young boy to be done
00:49:44
you understand I want sar read and sho
00:49:47
wine ivi.ru just steal these school
00:49:51
programs
00:49:52
okay everyone knows that Pushkin is a genius
00:49:56
Evgeniy Onegin at the Lukomorye everyone knows that
00:49:59
I am a rebel,
00:50:00
by the way, they killed me for this, then he and outside
00:50:03
Astana rocker the rebels have already fallen into washing,
00:50:05
it happened that maybe and out of spite, the youth
00:50:12
adores me, you know how they don’t call
00:50:15
the great pu, but now I doubt
00:50:22
whether the young cola is alive the kibu is taken out to take away
00:50:27
Pushkin, who knows him, maybe Winnie the Pooh,
00:50:33
grateful descendants named my part of the street in honor of me,
00:50:35
sprat of hair, and
00:50:40
well, and the fact that there are monuments to me in
00:50:43
Ukraine, but I have
00:50:44
n’t seen yours in Russia either, Sashka, you’re
00:50:47
threatening and there were 100 more than once I will finish off
00:50:50
look at the remote control on the floor together these
00:50:57
strains have developed what kind of Lenin are you
00:50:59
kidding
00:51:00
photons I thought they were kidding me bachu
00:51:05
the National Bank of Ukraine in mayonnaise 100 hryvnia
00:51:08
took the cap he goes and it’s not immediately
00:51:11
sweet that all the power you had in 100 hryvnia was to
00:51:14
drink hat
00:51:15
there was a stash
00:51:20
[applause]
00:51:24
headman grigori you are making noise before you have a
00:51:27
given test
00:51:28
Dantes I have no offense
00:51:31
and no offense. man Dorofeev and they know this, can
00:51:38
you imagine I told him in a dream
00:51:41
the lines to the song I’m already thirty and I want to get married since
00:51:45
then not a single new song has come out from him nor has
00:51:47
he ever released a new compass hare with
00:51:49
these words if I were a
00:51:53
drug courier then so you need someone once
00:51:59
Gregory that it was his brains that
00:52:03
refused and Aries is much more you just you
00:52:07
we can and why the amount to help the
00:52:10
couple I give him more farts here are the descriptions of the
00:52:13
Ukrainian sense from him for years and
00:52:16
it just won’t be with such and such a surname
00:52:20
soon he is rightly
00:52:23
still red and high, very characteristic of the squad, I’m a
00:52:28
little on the popr, this already means that fate is not
00:52:36
different about Vich and you
00:52:38
have never thought about our destinies with you are so
00:52:41
similar, yes, we both were exiled in
00:52:48
Odessa,
00:52:51
and even hard labor in Odessa, you are on Lanzheron of
00:52:56
what Arcadia Arkady kol inclusive what are
00:53:02
you raking what ol inclusive
00:53:04
is the same link only breakfasts
00:53:09
[applause]
00:53:12
Ukraine tone and obscuring Sasha
00:53:15
Ukraine then the resort is beautiful girls Arno
00:53:19
hedgehog black in the sea and I’m with the soldiers 10
00:53:24
rokiv you failure eats the bumpkin doggerel for free
00:53:28
injections you’re still complaining
00:53:32
you freebies were freebies gates of something you have
00:53:36
n’t served yet but no handsome served
00:53:42
can shoot and taught it later you still
00:53:48
from both at the expense of need breaking down
00:53:50
like why I criticized the government
00:53:53
remember how I have the power itself ethic
00:53:57
villain you your throne I hate your
00:54:01
death the death of children with cruel
00:54:04
joy I see this truth in the casing at
00:54:08
the top in they do not grow old,
00:54:13
because the father is right, dead
00:54:16
booming, the universe is in full swing, say the same
00:54:19
about Alexander 1,
00:54:20
but I also adore the union, since the actual
00:54:23
scientist want to go there, and well, the
00:54:27
Belarusians are right, right in the channel back to life
00:54:30
we ​​want to develop something easy to write
00:54:34
airy, remember how it was
00:54:36
I remember a wonderful moment I voted for
00:54:40
one lady and this seaside oak
00:54:46
green China went sawed
00:54:50
maybe Garrievich but this Russia
00:54:54
will rise from sleep and on the ruins of
00:54:57
autocracy they will write our names Kirkorov
00:55:01
Basques and Bilan
00:55:06
in which Bilan then it will be Bilan and Sashka you
00:55:10
know what two troubles you have Aita I know
00:55:13
fools and roads from 14
00:55:16
and what other 2nd ship whose plan is
00:55:20
to leave Aida children and old and
00:55:23
miss it there but twist the Pallas' cat and don't
00:55:26
think Bruce my everyday life you might think you're in
00:55:29
trouble less
00:55:31
until how long I was in our l.m. With us, I
00:55:35
will always have one misfortune, they beat
00:55:37
you, why are our new suicides and you
00:55:45
might think everything is fine with you, they don’t
00:55:50
need ear force hq, but you know over your head,
00:55:54
yes, yes, you always have the
00:55:58
Muscovites and Natek to blame for everything, and who is the Jew? don’t
00:56:02
give the amplifier the Dayaks gave the
00:56:07
Ukrainians before I’ll become that, the
00:56:09
Ukrainians themselves called here and
00:56:12
cut it down with them, which
00:56:13
is why I’m writing all the messages to
00:56:17
the sites,
00:56:21
the container is moving, of course I’m sorry, but
00:56:23
everything is somehow depressing here, that’s how
00:56:27
you have the commandment and it was like they’ll die and according to
00:56:30
hawait, they cover
00:56:33
me not on the sea or the wide steppe reigns in the
00:56:37
Ukraine miles, you see, and I don’t
00:56:40
understand what you’re talking about, why they beat you, tried
00:56:42
calling tight linden havali
00:56:44
forever Sasha, tell me, I’ll go to my Russian
00:56:48
one, I understand, so you
00:56:56
Nikulin understands us boom and
00:56:58
on the magician and Musya the Jew and behind the mind and you according to the
00:57:02
concepts
00:57:04
[applause]
00:57:10
on the etka
00:57:12
from to the pier, let me be curious
00:57:15
and on friendship on friendship well, the good and the virtual
00:57:23
gift itself still brings
00:57:26
inhumans twirl over it who gives and over it
00:57:31
who you have asks don’t listen to those who
00:57:35
kill you paradise they don’t turn someone else
00:57:39
bogans May fix at a time according to conscience
00:57:43
and live with your required reason along the orbit
00:57:47
don’t let the edge well our mate parvati past
00:57:52
Ukraine on a butterfly and shake new ones take
00:57:56
danka to growth and color
00:58:00
take a steam bath
00:58:01
and there will be
00:58:03
Ukraine
00:58:08
[music]
00:58:09
[applause] to
00:58:13
speak very well I’m
00:58:16
afraid only ours won’t like it
00:58:19
means I wrote everything correctly I’m fooling in
00:58:24
the end here 3 and under the wire let me
00:58:28
be curious on the troubled waters of the universe Russia
00:58:32
is raising a rebellion in the darkness of mistakes the beacon of
00:58:36
consciousness will show her to a just life,
00:58:40
thank you,
00:58:46
and this is what is here near the mausoleum, an oak tree, green in
00:58:51
color, sent a couple of times by a trapper, honestly,
00:58:56
it seems mini 2 version with we will beat in the middle of
00:58:59
talking about I definitely tell you
00:59:05
[applause]
00:59:15
[music]
00:59:19
diesel
00:59:21
[music]
00:59:28
children
00:59:29
but [music]

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