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that's like it's like it's that I'm saying that00:00:40
Monica, because of the affection that00:00:42
happens to you, I don't change the topics that topics00:00:45
like what topics do they speak00:00:47
perfectly I have no idea00:00:49
Monica,00:00:54
yes, okay, let's calm down,00:00:59
she's very calm, you're calm, well, yes, I'm00:01:02
calm, you see me nervous,00:01:06
then like me, nothing,00:01:12
because it's my fault, right, it's my fault,00:01:14
you know, I do, let's see, tell me00:01:17
what I'm to blame for. nothing,00:01:20
the stone00:01:26
right now00:01:29
is strange, strange, but yes, I am normal, that00:01:32
is, this thing that seems normal or normal that00:01:35
we are in is normal or not, normal or00:01:36
normal, Alava, that's it00:01:40
[Applause]00:01:42
I'm not normal, now it turns out that I'm not,00:01:45
but honey, honey, honey There's nothing wrong with you00:01:48
but this is because you made the00:01:50
first one00:01:51
but I don't forgive00:02:03
this agreement00:02:07
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Let's see who is going to look for my00:02:13
parents at the airport now I mean, you00:02:16
did it on purpose so that they see me like this with00:02:18
teary eyes and with a Anxiety attack00:02:20
that really doesn't forgive00:02:22
forgives to think00:02:24
no no no no no let's do something00:02:26
okay I'm going to look for your parents at the00:02:28
airport you calm down00:02:30
while a shower00:02:32
okay but this to the stands no no no no00:02:35
I support the At the airport, go to00:03:04
the supermarket and buy the things you need at night. I'm going to put you in trouble. [Applause] Hey, you haven't put up all this stuff so that I can go look for your parents at the airport and pass by the00:03:06
supermarket00:03:10
and yes. It wasn't for that reason, so now00:03:13
I have to explain it to you, of course, this00:03:14
is a way to start00:03:15
[Applause]00:03:22
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and the old people,00:03:45
the song was the greatest court,00:03:52
power,00:03:59
we sang for the sake of singing, again, the00:04:03
time of power passed00:04:05
along the way.00:04:11
special00:04:14
what the song plays I am a major contribution00:04:20
it is time to build and start00:04:29
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in others00:04:40
once00:04:41
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in the theater is very good the welcome00:04:58
on Sunday in another creator says nice00:05:02
that we do not We have moved throughout00:05:04
the week from the El Sauzal auditorium,00:05:07
they put some production cameras on us,00:05:09
a little something to cover us up, some00:05:11
comedy clothes from here, we have not moved,00:05:13
we have rehearsed, we have done it all, the00:05:15
teacher, we have been at home, but this00:05:17
is our center of operations this is00:05:19
like the fbi not the movies so00:05:22
we have our operations center00:05:23
well we have everything here we have00:05:24
unloaded the material everything00:05:26
we had that we don't even now00:05:28
have it in the sauzal we do the00:05:30
rehearsals here we have everything well placed00:05:33
everything disinfected00:05:35
all the times with liquids00:05:37
everywhere masks you have not taken to00:05:40
speech and that he is black's brother00:05:43
the masks are not the liquids I00:05:47
don't know how many of us have to be00:05:48
extremely careful because we are already going through00:05:50
all this and if we are not careful00:05:52
now when We are going to have it, we have to00:05:54
do things right, we want to00:05:55
do everything right to be able to be00:05:57
here on Sundays with you,00:05:58
since we don't have an audience, we don't have an audience. We00:06:00
like it00:06:01
and we would love it, but we are00:06:02
satisfied with this. I hope you00:06:04
enjoy the program tonight. because it00:06:05
is an absolutely sensational program,00:06:07
I think we00:06:09
continue to engage with you and00:06:12
sometimes I also get a little annoying00:06:13
with this because I start talking,00:06:15
yes, the program, without that, yes,00:06:17
the audiences, but boy, what do they00:06:19
want me to tell you is They give us their00:06:21
lives, our lives, the lives of the audience00:06:23
because we do the program00:06:25
tonight, not potato Sunday, and the00:06:27
next day is tomorrow, Monday. We have the00:06:30
audience because we analyze the00:06:31
audiences and we see that the island saw us more00:06:33
than the island saw us less. how many women00:06:35
how many men by age we cannot00:06:38
analyze the audience and break it down in00:06:39
a fabulous way and after 18 years00:06:43
on television after 18 years on00:06:46
television this is magical or00:06:49
this happens to very few very few00:06:51
television programs and it is breaking00:06:54
audience records Sunday after Sunday00:06:56
that we have worse Sundays, yes, we00:06:59
continue to lead the network, well,00:07:01
what do you want me to tell you,00:07:03
and that is that last week we had a00:07:05
little while, a little while, this is pretty, and a little while,00:07:07
not an immediate historical fact, a00:07:11
contraction that I did that it's not that00:07:12
my thing is that my thing was the language, it00:07:14
loosened up for a wonderful moment00:07:16
that data was 14 with that with 8 or 1400:07:22
with 7 that on top of that I don't see from a distance00:07:23
a chair that almost 15 percent of the00:07:26
audience That's a real nonsense,00:07:29
it's outrageous. I can't do anything00:07:32
other than thank you. It00:07:33
can't be anything else. Thank you00:07:34
because every Sunday you have00:07:36
the holy patience to be there00:07:38
waiting for the program, one that you00:07:41
really want for the program. But00:07:42
it turns out that there are others at home who say,00:07:43
well, look, I want to watch something else,00:07:44
but it turns out that what the girl wants to00:07:46
see is the program, so I have to00:07:48
show her the program that I now want to00:07:49
show because the next day she has00:07:50
class that she missed, ma'am. It lasts, I00:07:52
love it because we reached the entire00:07:54
house from the oldest to the00:07:56
smallest and it was a00:07:58
wonderful fact. We are all so so so00:08:00
happy that we will continue doing the00:08:02
program like this without an audience and if you00:08:04
ask us for that, so we start now. in00:08:06
another key than this program in el00:08:09
sauzal as I told you on the island of00:08:10
Tenerife and it is a very00:08:12
special and very magical program tonight done as always00:08:14
with all the love and respect in the00:08:17
world to give it 1000:08:19
and here it begins in another key I go to00:08:22
keep quiet,00:08:38
well, we continue in another class with this00:08:40
ponytail that Jessica made me and with00:08:42
this fringe I'm leaving the fringe because they00:08:44
told me that the fringe made me00:08:46
younger00:08:49
but because I was going to start my section00:08:53
now but I did it don't you want know00:08:55
anything about your section, I don't understand this00:08:57
now because it's very clear, well, I said,00:09:00
I hope you'll please let me00:09:03
in, but no, let's00:09:05
see what I was saying, tonight00:09:07
we have, we're going to learn a00:09:09
wonderful genre, they have a barrier that can't,00:09:13
but it's One thing, but what is this? I'm00:09:18
sure he won't let you leave that thing,00:09:21
he's going to call it an arrangement with him. Thank you,00:09:23
really, I really want to teach you00:09:24
something.00:09:25
Look, you never get tired sexually.00:09:29
He said00:09:30
in general, in general, of course, I get tired,00:09:33
especially. When I make an effort but00:09:35
sexually I also do it is a00:09:37
touch that I don't want them to listen to you but00:09:40
listen to me what is it that I don't want to know00:09:41
anything I was surprised00:09:43
ask this but look marrero tell me00:09:48
gonzález00:09:51
I don't know if you know that I have told00:09:53
the direction of the program that I don't00:09:55
want to present your report something00:09:57
heard something something hear that's why that00:10:00
pedro didn't want to let me in that's why00:10:02
yes and why don't you want to present00:10:04
my reports of louis why why why00:10:06
well why because there is nothing The00:10:07
history of television that is similar00:10:09
to what you do is a rhetorical question, yes,00:10:12
well, and if there is00:10:17
nothing in the history of television that is00:10:18
similar to what I do, it will be because00:10:21
I am innovating00:10:24
like the one who like him like the one who00:10:28
makes a flan00:10:32
hey you just nailed the00:10:35
definition of these reports00:10:38
I want you to see the work he has done00:10:40
this week and you will see how you change your mind00:10:42
because I am changing my style I am00:10:44
always learning that I00:10:47
mean that we are paying so00:10:49
that all the clothes00:10:51
I am also progressing I am progressing00:10:54
continuously and if not please look in00:10:56
the report but if there is no other00:10:58
choice and the best thing to say there is I00:11:00
enjoy it I enjoy it please come with00:11:06
the news of the week with josema red00:11:10
the reporter who doesn't want in novels00:11:15
what's going on00:11:25
more than two years ago he didn't take off my00:11:27
cap because some fungus grew00:11:28
on my scalp you should see me a00:11:30
little yes of course of course don't be scared he'll00:11:36
get the balls blues and00:11:38
good sir there are times when it is not put without00:11:41
you would you mind showing it in the00:11:43
eggs to be able to see how the designer was00:11:45
taught the problem is that when the00:11:48
green arrow reaches this third square00:11:52
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normal there are people from our land00:12:00
who suffer in silence authentic00:12:02
paranormal situations today for the first00:12:05
time on television tells us about the ordeal they have been00:12:07
going through for years00:12:09
martínez directly what is happening to you00:12:12
that I disappear I disappear and then00:12:15
I appear somewhere else but you00:12:17
do it when you want or not only when00:12:19
a word is said is this one I have it00:12:21
written because if I say it I disappear00:12:25
as it was a little difficult to believe if you00:12:26
have no hope when it doesn't matter00:12:29
rabbit00:12:33
d00:12:37
tena00:12:40
martina I took the opportunity to scrub my mother00:12:44
and this happens to you every time they say rabbit00:12:47
and I didn't realize00:12:49
to see where this woman went now there is a00:12:51
method for more than two years you haven't00:12:53
taken off your cap to go out exactly00:12:55
more than two years ago someone took off my00:12:56
cap because I had some fungus on my00:12:58
scalp and I was embarrassed I00:13:01
'm afraid, I went out into the street because people were00:13:02
laughing at me, but what kind of mushrooms,00:13:04
mushrooms, truffles, depending on the time of00:13:07
year, the humidity, the temperature, all of that00:13:09
influences, you give me a little idea, yes,00:13:11
of course, don't be scared00:13:14
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like You got it in your head because this00:13:17
is that I went to Turkey to get a00:13:19
hair implant a hair graft and it00:13:22
must be that they planted something there some00:13:24
seeds because this came out if you want00:13:27
so good I the kitchens houses well and00:13:28
they are great the flat little bag says00:13:30
yes yes yes yes yes whatever you want,00:13:33
victories are coming, thank you very much00:13:35
for helping us with the problem that00:13:37
you have when in this case, let's see00:13:38
as I say, this is that your00:13:40
eggs become blue and you sleep and there are no times that00:13:43
not only could but a bonus with eggs00:13:46
would you mind showing the00:13:48
eggs to be able to see how yes sir it is00:13:50
designed00:13:53
here I have the egg00:13:54
if you want to see it yes00:13:58
I00:14:02
have to demonstrate it00:14:09
well00:14:10
but this because it is also because of the age00:14:14
a version of Fuerteventura and support00:14:17
of sites in different decades of00:14:19
Tenerife well I have a date that00:14:21
they gave me before if you want to do it I'll put00:14:23
a scrambled but if it's given to us00:14:25
out there that I thank you00:14:27
thank you very much00:14:29
100:14:32
then of course this happens to them when the00:14:35
Ouija board not when we all play patch00:14:37
On Fridays we meet to play00:14:39
so what is the problem the problem00:14:41
is that when the green piece reaches a00:14:43
square what happens when you get to see yourself00:14:48
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[Applause]00:14:51
1 and 200:14:53
[Music]00:14:54
but00:14:56
[Music]00:15:05
for all my people who could have00:15:08
the happiness that the rooster has, the rooster00:15:12
turns her duster rakatá puching and00:15:17
shakes00:15:20
more than there is no sparrowhawk you will see pigeon00:15:29
look this was half an hour before00:15:31
mass oh this was in Lanzarote than on00:15:34
vacation flows young man no yes yes00:15:36
today it was very well known because the funeral00:15:38
was full of people yes yes yes the truth00:15:40
is yes although the destiny here00:15:42
in front not even the virgin thought and the00:15:44
problem you have is that it00:15:45
appears to you yes yes but it appears to me in the00:15:48
TV like on TV yes yes here you see00:15:51
I have Canarian television on 9 and I00:15:53
put 8 hello my love hello darling a00:15:56
little boy from Canarian television who came00:15:58
to do an interview with me who is in it I00:16:01
accompany him in the feeling thank00:16:03
you very much thank you look my love and00:16:05
how about everything around here, everything the same00:16:07
as always, honey,00:16:09
a paranormal phenomenon but positive, I don't00:16:11
know if it's good because I can see it, but it does00:16:14
n't seem fair to me because Movistar00:16:17
wants to charge me extra for having an00:16:19
extra channel on my boyfriend's channel. It00:16:20
seems unfair to me, especially because the00:16:22
channel is a dead man and here we have00:16:25
Calixto who claims to have been abducted00:16:27
by aliens, he continues like this and that he is not there00:16:30
after having been abducted,00:16:31
well, I notice that I have bases like it00:16:33
's nothing, I'm here00:16:35
talking like this with you and suddenly look at me00:16:42
but that's because of the gases that you00:16:43
had left after the fusion yes but they00:16:45
must be special gases or something00:16:47
because like me we take mestalla the00:16:49
incredible head and then you are left without a00:16:51
head no later it came in butt you00:16:53
care and Since you're there, you give us a00:16:55
demonstration. Yes, of course, I always00:16:57
carry a little mojo in case the occasion arises. It00:17:17
always turns me red, don't ask me why,00:17:19
but on a trip00:17:22
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you'll see that it always happens to me, well,00:17:26
but I had a coincidence, it doesn't00:17:28
always happen to me if I get closer, look, I00:17:31
told you, it always happens the same to me, I do00:17:34
n't know if I'm angry anymore. the traffic light that00:17:35
passes but in all the traffic lights in00:17:37
all the others but in all of them I have00:17:38
spent these hours waiting and nothing does not00:17:40
change and nothing changes. We00:17:43
have just heard some cases that00:17:45
invite us to reflect, everything we00:17:47
see exists, what we see is everything that exists00:17:50
was waiting for you next week with more00:17:51
stories that are going to leave us with our00:17:53
mouths open,00:17:55
the dirty girl was not still waiting for00:18:01
the news of the week with José Marrero, do00:18:04
n't let reality spoil a good report for you00:18:08
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[Applause ]00:18:17
the style not00:18:19
another more modern style00:18:22
but first thing marrero you think00:18:25
that we are00:18:27
eggs00:18:28
to another rhetorical question of that is that00:18:33
I know that everything that has come out there00:18:35
everything that has come out the report is00:18:37
false that is a very serious accusation I00:18:41
am a professional and I have taken the00:18:42
Hippocratic oath that is what doctors do00:18:47
well well I also took an oath of00:18:50
course immigration if one thing is what00:18:52
we are going to do look listen in the00:18:55
next report so it goes there is going to be00:18:56
another report if there is going to be another00:18:59
report well present report I00:19:01
am going to be watching you very closely you are going to00:19:03
come with me I don't know if the continuation00:19:06
that I am going to be watching you closely so that you don't fix a single piece of news so00:19:09
that you don't there is no character for you to00:19:12
do everything you don't have to make a deal in00:19:13
fact luis you are going to come with me if he wants00:19:15
or whatever you want to do and this way00:19:17
you can verify that everything that appears in my00:19:18
report is true there is nothing else00:19:20
true thank you very much I will sue00:19:22
to see until the test they disappoint look00:19:25
until next week00:19:26
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[Applause]00:19:35
[Music]00:19:36
yes00:19:40
yes yes00:19:45
[Music]00:19:49
there is a saying that says the following if00:19:51
you want to be universal talk about your people00:19:54
but we have to Someone in00:19:55
our program who tells us00:19:57
fantastic stories from the island of La00:19:59
Palma, stories that are later recognized00:20:00
anywhere in the world. She is a00:20:03
loving, very very very very observant woman00:20:06
and she is a teller of00:20:08
wonderful stories with all of you,00:20:11
pettitte lorena00:20:12
[ Applause]00:20:14
[Music]00:20:20
because I think it's very true, you00:20:25
tell us things that you observe on the island00:20:27
of La Palma and that the rest of the00:20:28
people don't see, well it's true, that's what they00:20:30
say, the same thing they say in my town,00:20:32
but it's just that curious because I think I00:20:34
say oh it catches my attention that I say what00:20:36
happens to me also the palm doesn't happen00:20:37
to anyone but then suddenly someone comes00:20:38
and tells me I'm from Greenland and00:20:41
the same thing happens to me00:20:42
it's true that the palm trees you know00:20:45
we have a language of our00:20:46
own language that refers to seeing I am referring to00:20:48
that description that we palm trees00:20:50
and palm trees make of things whose name00:20:52
we do not know or that at that moment we do not00:20:54
remember what it is called that is not00:20:55
remembered as always but I give an00:20:56
example to understand you Let's see, for00:20:58
example, I know things about electronics,00:21:00
electricity, the little piece that goes00:21:02
behind I don't know what, the name of a00:21:04
medicine, good friend, I'll tell you00:21:07
what palmeros do when they don't00:21:08
know the name of something, let's see in this00:21:10
Case we, the Palmeros, construct phrases as00:21:12
poetically ambiguous as the one that I00:21:15
have it developed and I can't do00:21:17
it those00:21:19
efe00:21:21
wait to see that one that I00:21:25
have highlighted and I can't wait for it00:21:29
but it must be said well by making the00:21:31
gesture that calls I did this I have it00:21:36
but you have heard that the guancha is something00:21:39
similar to see if they have not asked you that00:21:42
question that is in its phase suddenly it00:21:44
tells you look where is that thing that00:21:46
was complaining to you this morning I don't see it00:21:47
anywhere00:21:50
but Let's see what a difficult question is00:21:52
and so difficult above all and00:21:54
above all because you have to guess00:21:56
what it is that supposedly has00:21:58
a name but the person doesn't tell you, it's00:22:00
easier to ask eloisa00:22:02
asking is the last thing you can do00:22:04
in that moment because she was tempted Chinese people get00:22:06
angry it doesn't suit her it's her or00:22:09
that's why those although I with that00:22:11
because any tourist knows it00:22:14
that I wanted to say why I wanted to00:22:16
meet but then because I didn't00:22:19
realize that communication is difficult00:22:22
because because of what you are saying,00:22:24
that works for everything, no, you00:22:27
said it, he did it, he did it, that works for00:22:29
everyone, look, for example, you can00:22:31
walk down the street in La Palma one00:22:33
day and meet a friend who00:22:36
stops you on the street with stamps stuchetti00:22:38
lores. encounter is the one00:22:42
you find me from that one I saw a lot00:22:46
but look at the process that you find it00:22:48
right or you find it bad she00:22:49
understood me the one who did tell me the musician that00:22:53
you are playing gives me that you don't know very00:22:54
well that this is a moment in God is00:22:58
going to00:23:02
Eloisa's own language is that these types of00:23:03
conversations are typical in the palm of your hand00:23:05
in any type of circumstance, but00:23:07
for example in stores and businesses is00:23:08
where they occur the most, but in any type of00:23:10
business, let's see, look, we are going to see in00:23:12
pharmacies, for example in a00:23:13
breeding ground for pharmacists in La Palma,00:23:15
they have to be00:23:16
psychologically prepared to understand and00:23:17
interpret what the lady tells them. Let's00:23:19
see, I have heard ladies in a00:23:21
pharmacy come to the pharmacist and00:23:22
say, look, some pills are00:23:25
coming, that one, you are in a box that00:23:27
are like they have some letters on00:23:29
the top and others on the bottom like00:23:30
those below and that they are some00:23:32
pills that come without a card but00:23:34
that you back then take every day00:23:35
that are fluorescent, you know that they00:23:37
put them in the water with fluorescents00:23:39
that They are like those views and from the00:23:40
sides that you have in life if you00:23:42
feel bad you have it in your soul00:23:43
chapel in the spirit of that one00:23:45
up is that the00:23:47
taxi driver's wife was taking it00:23:49
when that happened to her with The Aires did00:23:54
not start taking the pills, she kept00:23:56
crying when she had to walk00:23:58
until there is00:23:59
[Applause]00:24:02
so it is difficult to be a pharmacist in00:24:05
the palm of my hand, my girl, but she is a00:24:07
pharmacist or any type of00:24:09
clerk because I no longer tell you in the00:24:11
stores. For example, about electronics,00:24:13
you are going to buy a piece that you have no00:24:14
idea what it is called and you get there and00:24:17
the drama begins, father, look, what am I going to show you00:24:22
[Music]00:24:27
hello, how is it, tell me what00:24:29
you want, look, does it have a device for this? which00:24:31
is the one below to match whatever they are00:24:33
below and they are found00:24:35
in the part but not fixed and then you00:24:37
give them like this and they stay like the one you00:24:39
edited although they are below they are00:24:40
embedded but they are not fixed and00:24:42
when you give her like that, everything stays that you already00:24:44
gave a good thing, she already knows what I'm telling her, no,00:24:49
because sometimes those and yes, she already00:24:51
told me before and they stay that one dito00:24:54
[Applause] [00:24:56
Music] I00:24:57
already know what it is,00:25:00
she understood I must help you with the00:25:04
theory that we clappers have a00:25:06
mechanism in the brain that when one00:25:08
of us says that, it00:25:11
occurs as a kind of00:25:14
brain connection that tells the00:25:18
other exactly what you00:25:20
want to say,00:25:22
he says it. understand it, they understand it exactly00:25:26
to see exactly what you wanted,00:25:30
was it a light switch mechanism or did00:25:32
you prefer a crossover mechanism? This is the00:25:35
moment of loíza where you pretend that00:25:37
you have understood perfectly what00:25:39
the clerk told you but that in reality00:25:40
you are not aware of it. nothing if you00:25:42
ask him you ask him you ask him how00:25:43
you have controlled the00:25:45
situation look what comforts00:25:48
the breeding system would give me gentlemen00:25:51
because it is more versatile00:25:54
if you don't know what versatile is eloise00:25:57
you don't worry because there is always a00:26:00
client there who He translates it into00:26:02
palmeros looking because you are that00:26:04
day in the toilet doing that and at the00:26:07
same time the pergola can be hacked00:26:08
or you can silence the00:26:11
garage door so that the dog can come out to [ __ ] in the00:26:13
sun00:26:18
[Music]00:26:20
well, look, it's a good thing that the00:26:21
clients help at least it's a good00:26:23
thing they helped me the truth is yes00:26:25
but I told you Eloisa and I met00:26:27
my ex husband I met him in a00:26:29
conversation like this00:26:31
he didn't find what he was going to look for but00:26:33
I did find the device that is00:26:35
that below that00:26:37
is also used completely00:26:42
in the palm if someone wants that00:26:43
art that of singing a song00:26:46
singing a song for men and vice00:26:49
versa and women for men00:26:50
is also more I'm going to sing it to you well00:26:57
but of course panchitas palmeras00:27:03
and panchita has not sung this00:27:05
song a few times00:27:09
ah to00:27:13
call to00:27:16
call a lot00:27:20
and00:27:21
and I'm ransacked and I want to shut up00:27:26
[Music]00:27:29
to call to00:27:32
call what00:27:37
you have what me It's good that00:27:43
I want to complain to you because you are the00:27:47
one who makes me feel better,00:27:51
others have already made me up with others, which makes me worse than calling her00:28:01
a lot00:28:07
as if you were going to shut me up for the last time00:28:14
and she00:28:18
already works for me as if it were tonight.00:28:25
last angel to00:28:30
[Applause]00:28:33
the summer00:28:41
thank you00:28:56
[Music] [Applause]00:28:57
[Music]00:29:02
hello my name is Mateos and the degrees of00:29:06
Galicia and I would love to see the00:29:09
kits again in which I mentioned the00:29:12
furniture store that I think is super fun00:29:14
hopefully I can explain it thank you00:29:16
[Music]00:29:22
[Applause]00:29:24
afternoon the stores the Swedish ones00:29:30
giving up this Swedish furniture store00:29:32
or the good transitions in which it00:29:35
can help you00:29:36
although you can help me I am00:29:39
happy those who are happy00:29:41
you I do not understand let's see where00:29:44
my chair is Yes, to Castilla, yes,00:29:47
it's me, Castilla makes me happy. Let's see,00:29:50
gentlemen, if you don't tell me that I can00:29:51
help you out of this misery, but if you00:29:53
look,00:29:55
I asked the dark ones above the00:29:57
city.00:30:01
It's okay, no, it's not okay because the00:30:04
chair. He's up there and I'm here.00:30:06
The strong walk. I hadn't walked00:30:09
so much since the JCE made00:30:10
a promise to the Virgin. Look when you00:30:12
arrive at my house with your feet in00:30:15
hot water like chickpeas.00:30:23
Look, madam, at you on the pink paper and00:30:26
I'll give you the thumbs up. chair looks good,00:30:28
they gave you three papers in three papers for00:30:30
a chair and James I bought a wardrobe00:30:32
that makes me00:30:33
happy00:30:35
now let's see madam this is a00:30:37
multinational we have to have everything in00:30:38
triplicate as yes we have to00:30:41
have three copies of everything So that00:30:43
nothing fails, one copy for you, another00:30:44
for the warehouse and another for the00:30:46
headquarters because the headquarters has to00:30:47
have copies of everything and then the00:30:51
toilet paper that is in the bathroom also00:30:53
has three copies of sizes,00:30:56
as one says for the rate to another for00:30:59
the ass and another test headquarters headquarters00:31:02
not00:31:05
to see says that the headquarters has to00:31:07
have a copy of face to see madam do00:31:09
you have the pink paper you don't have it I00:31:11
have it strong the roll with the ballot00:31:14
madam I'm sorry but it is That's how the business00:31:16
works, but because the girl who00:31:18
was upstairs didn't give me the chair, let's00:31:20
see, let's see, lady, you see the chair00:31:22
upstairs, the girl pays for it and she doesn't give it to me, she does00:31:24
n't give it to her because it's more comfortable, okay,00:31:27
no. He will want to go with the chair and go in his00:31:28
hand throughout the store. No, I don't go through00:31:30
the entire store. I buy the chair and00:31:32
I go where it comes in. He has not returned to the00:31:34
website since to get here he00:31:36
had to see cooking bread. I00:31:40
was, let's see, madam, we00:31:43
are a multinational, we operate like this,00:31:45
okay, you have to see all our00:31:46
furniture with the accessories that we have00:31:48
on display, not only the chair,00:31:50
but also the chair next to the table, the00:31:52
sofa, the shelves, the television, there is no00:31:54
television not like the television no no00:31:56
the televisions cannot be seen they are there all the00:31:58
time00:32:00
no ma'am the TVs are not broken but they00:32:02
are fake00:32:03
yes the TVs are fake they are00:32:06
fake they are only for you to00:32:07
imagine how it would look on top of the furniture00:32:09
do not postpone a big screen, but00:32:11
the shitty TVs were made, they00:32:15
took the microwave out of the kitchen and00:32:17
put it in the living room,00:32:20
lady, sorry if you wanted one00:32:23
to sit on,00:32:25
I'm referring to the name of the chairs, you00:32:27
can't get00:32:29
the name of the chair right. You wanted the00:32:32
funk forehead, your attempt or Lamont, the brand00:32:35
Mortensen00:32:36
[Laughs]00:32:38
I bought one, it00:32:41
had four legs,00:32:45
ladies, I need to know the name of00:32:47
the chair, well, look, if you want, I00:32:50
'll ask the sofa that was in the bed,00:32:54
let's see, sir, here I think the mountain00:32:57
brand mortensen is one you mount it00:32:59
baron bones00:33:03
and I'm on my own I'm00:33:06
sure the multen brand mortensen doesn't sound familiar00:33:10
mont tremblant in ser molt in brand00:33:14
mortensen mount in brand mortensen00:33:20
golden brain mortensen mortem brandon00:33:24
very good00:33:29
then go00:33:33
never00:33:37
in Swedish I'll00:33:39
go Let's look00:33:44
very well00:33:51
here you have your big chair00:33:57
here in the box00:34:00
like the box is still in the box let's00:34:03
see you are how you hit your00:34:05
head00:34:07
I tell you that I bought a chair not a00:34:10
box let's see ma'am the chair is00:34:12
inside the box like you broke it inside00:34:16
to put it in00:34:18
no ma'am it's inside disassembled so I do00:34:21
n't get a chair but if the bill says it00:34:24
no even if you don't follow me they call me00:34:26
brawn shaking00:34:32
still the norm norm no no to a00:34:35
broken chair inside a Box ma'am, the chair00:34:38
is not broken, it's disassembled okay, the00:34:41
legs go on one side, the backrest on the00:34:43
other, you take it home and00:34:46
assemble it, so you break the chair to00:34:49
put it in,00:34:52
ladies, I haven't broken anything, no, now I00:34:55
broke it there.00:34:58
The one I saw above was whole and there is no, it00:35:02
was not broken inside a chamber so00:35:04
nothing respect madam, I did not00:35:07
break it, okay, the chair comes like this from the00:35:10
dismantled factory in which it was00:35:13
upstairs whole, which was fake like the00:35:15
TV, well yes Lady, it was a lie, okay,00:35:18
the truth was, it's in here, so00:35:19
you take it home and assemble it00:35:21
following the instructions, like, the00:35:22
instructions, the00:35:24
assembly instructions, no, my child, I bought it, I00:35:26
bought a chair, no, kinder egg,00:35:30
let's see. Gentlemen, please, we00:35:33
are a multinational, we work like this.00:35:35
Okay, the chairs come dismantled from00:35:36
Europe, so the three notes from00:35:39
Europe,00:35:42
yes, well, thank goodness they don't bring milk00:35:45
from Europe because if they send us the cows so00:35:47
that the fat ones wo00:35:49
n't be for Mrs. Wheat. I want you to do it00:35:55
amen00:36:04
[Music]00:36:06
I want you to give me a whole00:36:10
lady, it's not going to be possible, you're going to have to00:36:12
assemble it, okay, following the00:36:13
instructions and with this key,00:36:18
if you have that key, it's00:36:24
already broken. Let's see, gentlemen,00:36:31
here,00:36:34
look,00:36:35
the owner of the one who calls him on the phone is going to wish him00:36:41
so he says that she is not a carpenter00:36:45
in a post with00:36:47
instructions for them to hold00:36:50
a pilgrimage00:36:54
[Applause]00:36:56
for her00:36:58
because no one sits there00:37:02
[Music ]00:37:05
the clothing areas with nothing but what happens00:37:10
if she doesn't walk she comes to the hallway00:37:14
any day of the entire climb with me00:37:17
and she herself goes and buys fabric softener00:37:22
look at this the site does vote yes here00:37:26
but she has to wait a moment you have00:37:28
to wait00:37:30
And why do I have to wait if there is no00:37:32
one, ma'am, you have to wait for00:37:34
the president to come back, the00:37:37
president of the president of the government,00:37:39
no, ma'am, the president of the table, the00:37:43
table has a president and the chair00:37:46
has a secretary,00:37:48
sometimes couples They like to play00:37:50
games that are a little dangerous but I00:37:52
'm going to propose the next game and00:37:54
see what they think about the dawn that00:37:56
you are with your partner and you like to think of00:37:59
someone with whom you would like to have an00:38:00
adventure but it has to be that yes.00:38:02
someone unattainable, imagine that I00:38:04
am with my partner and I can, I don't know,00:38:06
well, I like to think, think about George00:38:08
Clooney,00:38:09
it is impossible for me to walk through that door,00:38:13
I have a feeling,00:38:15
then yes, we have a problem and a00:38:18
problem and a transition because I'm00:38:20
even getting nervous. Let's move on to00:38:22
the next story00:38:23
[Music]00:38:37
Thank you very much for dinner, I didn't00:38:39
expect it, darling, I deserved it, you've been in a00:38:41
lot of trouble at00:38:42
work for a long time, the truth is, darling, the girls00:38:47
in the office this morning were talking about00:38:48
a game that I thought was very funny.00:38:50
Well, tell me what you already know, I00:38:52
love games. I wasn't about making00:38:55
a list, a shopping list, not00:38:57
a list of people you00:39:00
could sleep with without your partner being00:39:02
offended. I think what you have to00:39:05
write is people you love. It00:39:06
would be difficult for you, but it has to be00:39:09
inaccessible people. Man, it has to00:39:10
be a platonic love, something impossible.00:39:13
I like the idea. That is to say, the girl00:39:19
was the first. Angelina Jolie. You don't know00:39:24
anything. If she is very pretty and supportive to00:39:27
sleep with me, she has to be00:39:28
supportive.00:39:30
and the second was Ariadne00:39:33
Artiles, the model and also a local product,00:39:38
and the third is Carlillos, what a clever girl, it's not00:39:42
my turn, so come ahead and think00:39:46
carefully about what you're going to say because if not one of00:39:47
those people shows up here, neither you nor00:39:49
I can't to get angry the first would be00:39:52
gray00:39:56
kristen wiig the husband the paw here the one00:39:59
who played the god of thunder who has00:40:01
arms a chest is good okay00:40:04
okay okay 1 roberto gonzález00:40:09
roberto gonzález the00:40:11
television news anchor someone has00:40:13
something that can't be because It has to00:40:17
be someone inaccessible and that man saw00:40:19
in the Canary Islands that this way I very much doubt00:40:22
that if I crossed paths with that man on the00:40:23
street it would be possible to notice me00:40:26
I saw you on the street González00:40:34
you00:40:36
what does it mean that I am little00:40:40
you present an informative on00:40:41
Canarian television00:40:43
but that name is contestable, it could be00:40:46
the third or not,00:40:49
the third Julian from 'Operation Triumph',00:40:55
the doorman of the building,00:40:59
what do you prefer to sleep with Julia than the00:41:01
doorman? Yes, it could be yes, but let's see what it00:41:04
has to be to the inaccessible and it is.00:41:06
He is married and therefore inaccessible. Also,00:41:10
as you know, he is married to the person who00:41:11
told me about him, that is, he has talked to00:41:14
the doorman behind my back because I am a good00:41:16
neighbor. Whenever he arrived at the building,00:41:18
greetings, I spent a while talking to him,00:41:19
so You've been talking for a while with a00:41:21
guy who wants to sleep with you,00:41:22
sweetheart, in a game, you couldn't00:41:23
get mad to see what the hell I'm playing, but in00:41:26
game, when you were talking about the00:41:27
badass sailor here, but now you're00:41:29
talking about a guy who works in the00:41:30
building and what you see every day00:41:31
also the calmest means I00:41:35
'm going to open it I'm going to open it and I'll tell you one00:41:37
thing is I already knew that you were not00:41:38
prepared for this game that I'm not00:41:41
prepared he says well of course I'm00:41:43
prepared I'm not prepared because The00:41:44
rules of this game say that you have to00:41:46
think of someone who is inaccessible00:41:48
Villava and think of the doorman Toño that00:41:51
the doorman of the building can enter00:41:52
my house at any time00:41:55
honey I will tell you who is here or the00:41:58
units00:42:00
[Applause]00:42:03
Julian the doorman Hello Victor director00:42:06
the owner what is00:42:09
julián the doorman doing here well i came00:42:11
because your wife told me so she asked00:42:16
julián to come because the faucet in the00:42:18
bathroom is dripping what's wrong00:42:21
he was very tense due to the stress of00:42:24
work he came to fix a The00:42:25
leaking faucet gives me something else00:42:28
that leaks,00:42:29
I'm here, I'll take advantage of it and I'll also00:42:31
fix it, it's another group, no, do00:42:34
n't pay attention to my husband, all of you, as00:42:36
if we had that, I'd like to repeat,00:42:42
no,00:42:45
Victor, please00:42:48
know how to get to the place on your own. bathroom, right,00:42:50
because all the floors in the building are the00:42:52
same, sorry, you're fine, yes,00:42:54
I'm fine,00:42:57
so much woman polishing the doorman, my00:43:00
wife,00:43:01
well, I haven't seen her in a week, they00:43:03
have problems, I would like to see anything, they do00:43:07
n't have any problems, it's true, At the00:43:08
very least, nothing that interests00:43:10
us is good to be on vacation00:43:12
with some friends00:43:14
and it's great that you have everything clear, like,00:43:17
clear,00:43:18
Julian, you go to the bathroom, don't pay any attention to him, yes, of course,00:43:21
sorry to Victor, but you're very strange,00:43:25
Victor, Victor, how embarrassing you just made me.00:43:29
make me pass if you seem like a crazy man00:43:32
what a coincidence00:43:34
first about the game and then00:43:35
julian appears julian appears part of the cry00:43:37
from the bathroom it's been dripping for four days00:43:38
dead marta death to marta you have to00:43:41
immediately forget about the thing on the00:43:42
list I didn't want to man it's between My00:43:44
possibilities doesn't mean that he wants to00:43:46
do it to me, they had to be three00:43:48
inaccessible and you go and put the doorman in00:43:50
if00:43:53
your wife wants to be in the house,00:43:58
that means that if a girl comes through this00:44:00
door wanting to sleep00:44:02
with you and I I'm not there. You would do it. It00:44:08
's not strong. I'm with a mandrill. I00:44:11
want to do it with everyone,00:44:12
but I also apply for00:44:17
ministries. Your list of pass marks for00:44:21
teacher exams. Well, I'm going to have00:44:24
to go back.00:44:25
[Applause]00:44:37
Actually, I need a rubber band and00:44:39
to have some,00:44:49
the happy tap and thank you for coming and00:44:52
the revenge00:44:53
[Applause]00:44:55
[Music]00:44:59
you are a neanderthal marta this game00:45:03
has gotten out of hand, it was00:45:05
supposed to be fun and it was never going to00:45:06
happen00:45:07
okay okay okay okay okay maybe I should00:45:10
remove julián from my list if that's going to00:45:11
make you feel better00:45:14
thank you but with one condition when00:45:18
roberto gonzález stays I love00:45:21
his name he has something that's00:45:23
good okay the truth is I don't think there00:45:25
are many possibilities I don't00:45:31
want to say that Roberto González00:45:34
is proven.00:45:36
I'm going to open the door and please finish00:45:38
picking up that heavy thing. I00:45:41
can't get lost. I get00:45:45
distracted for a moment and Sodom00:45:48
and Gomorrah ensues. the damn doorman who00:45:51
I'm married to00:45:52
[Music]00:45:54
darling darling darling look at this one00:46:00
[Music]00:46:02
and he was telling his wife that his00:46:04
car was breaking down but if he couldn't leave00:46:06
the phone, my mobile phone had00:46:08
run out of battery. He doesn't care, right00:46:11
[Applause]00:46:29
the protagonist of our next00:46:31
story is Arturito, the truth is that in the00:46:35
Canary Islands you see few lightning bolts, it's true that00:46:36
there are very few lightning bolts in the Canary Islands.00:46:38
Well, of the few lightning bolts that have00:46:39
fallen in the Canary Islands, one of them fell on00:46:41
the Arturito's head, well, he was already00:46:44
strange before, imagine how he turned out after00:46:46
being a lightning bolt, well, let's00:46:50
see it and enjoy our00:46:51
next story00:46:52
[Applause]00:46:53
[Music]00:47:04
well, tell me how it all started, well,00:47:07
you see, doctor, in reality it all started.00:47:09
Because of something stupid, I was walking down the street00:47:12
and the rain caught me00:47:15
[Music]00:47:16
and when I was opening my umbrella00:47:19
to avoid getting wet, at that moment I got00:47:21
a message on my cell phone and yes, please00:47:24
answer it, yes, exactly, I don't know, but I00:47:27
think it was the phone that brought it00:47:30
the lightning suddenly lightning hit00:47:33
the metal tip of my umbrella it00:47:44
had to be a very strong shock00:47:46
so much doctor00:47:49
and I still feel the effects suffered by00:47:53
you from some physical damage00:47:54
fortunately everything is fine so00:47:57
why have you come to see me, I'm a00:47:59
psychiatrist, a pear girl, doctor.00:48:01
Since the lightning thing, what00:48:04
can I hear what women think? I do00:48:08
n't understand if dr, this is the last00:48:11
patient, if that's okay, I'm leaving, I00:48:14
'm clear, thanks in the link,00:48:17
thanks Nelly, pay me the overtime.00:48:19
Shitty slaver,00:48:23
sorry, what was I saying? I wasn't00:48:28
telling you that since the lightning strike you can hear00:48:30
what women think, only00:48:33
women, that machismo acquired that yes,00:48:36
all this is because the message00:48:38
I received on my cell phone when the lightning00:48:40
hit me was a message of my English friend00:48:44
and what does his friend from Ginés have to do with00:48:46
all this is that my friend from Ginés has a00:48:48
very touched brain and I believe in the message that00:48:53
is to say00:48:55
Arturito yes kiko matamoros for the00:48:58
bonfires of San Juan and how he loves you00:49:00
the bonfires of San juan and if kiko00:49:02
matamoros goes to the bonfires of san juan00:49:04
and falls into a bonfire if you00:49:06
try to get him out you can say that I00:49:08
'm grasping at burning nails00:49:13
what the hell00:49:16
well let's go in parts00:49:19
to see the things that you say you hear are00:49:22
Fantasies that I don't, doctor, that are real00:49:24
to you seem real, let's see,00:49:27
tell me when you started to like or listen to00:49:28
the thoughts of women, well, seeing00:49:31
you now, after the lightning00:49:32
hit me, I didn't run to protect myself00:49:34
from the rain and I got in. under the portal00:49:36
of my house00:49:37
[Music]00:49:39
[Applause]00:49:40
[Music]00:49:45
and even who is Claudia, a neighbor, you00:49:49
got wet, I'm a little bit yes, it00:49:52
's me too,00:49:54
how is the calculation estimated with00:49:56
wet pants, I00:50:02
thought you had said something,00:50:05
it's just that right now I [ __ ] you and made00:50:07
love to you right here it was this portal I00:50:12
have a free taxi I'll see you00:50:16
tourists00:50:19
[Applause]00:50:20
[Music]00:50:21
[Applause]00:50:23
[Music]00:50:27
I'm sorry that you said that00:50:30
to her so quickly and I said that to her myself not00:50:33
so fast something is happening here00:50:35
[Applause]00:50:37
[Music]00:50:38
good afternoon hello and this is my idea I didn't00:50:43
know it at all I don't understand it because I00:50:46
can't like boys and00:50:48
girls I mean he just started to hear the00:50:51
thought of This girl, my father has00:50:53
a boyfriend, although my mother told me the other day that00:50:55
he can and I can't. Well, not only the00:50:59
girl's thought, what are you referring to?00:51:03
[Music]00:51:06
whoever spoke about the dog, so you00:51:10
can also hear the thought. about00:51:11
the animals, he can say well, I'm going to00:51:14
have no choice but to throw the child on00:51:15
the living room carpet00:51:21
[Music]00:51:25
loud from the god of the party,00:51:28
geez, it's really serious, and00:51:31
so much doctor because I still haven't00:51:32
told him my real problem.00:51:35
What do you mean because I was walking down the00:51:38
street and I got cold and then I went00:51:41
into a bookstore and I went and met00:51:44
a friend, a friend, and well, more like the00:51:46
daughter of some friends, she was going to buy a00:51:49
new book and I hardly read anything. well I00:51:52
don't read anything00:51:58
[Music]00:52:02
fun00:52:03
[Music]00:52:06
this Gabriela is attractive no00:52:11
well yes the truth is yes why are we00:52:14
going to fool ourselves maybe we are in the00:52:16
young for you and so much so that it is come on00:52:18
I wouldn't have considered anything if already00:52:20
There wouldn't be before we start talking00:52:23
about trivialities and let me tell you that I like you,00:52:27
I know this is impossible but I have liked you00:52:30
since the first day I saw you at00:52:31
my parents' house,00:52:33
well, seeing you, it00:52:36
surprises you, no, many people don't tell me that,00:52:40
classic. My friends usually feel an00:52:43
attraction for me, the younger they are, the more attractive they are00:52:50
[Applause]00:52:52
no one can,00:52:54
well, what a coincidence we found each other here,00:52:56
right, I'm00:52:59
not saying it's a coincidence, a coincidence00:53:02
is a coincidence, that is to00:53:05
say that we have met,00:53:06
people who look for a coincidence bother me.00:53:09
and it bothers me when people ask you00:53:11
about keros how are you a00:53:16
scorpion also00:53:20
miami only about horoscopes00:53:23
when I met my boyfriend we00:53:27
left him when I met him he told me my00:53:30
son is cut like your turning 3200:53:32
next month that is to say00:53:34
that the son of Your boyfriend is 3200:53:38
years old, ex-boyfriend, yes, he was a little00:53:42
older and I told him, your son's birthday is the same day,00:53:44
look at the coincidence, how wonderful00:53:47
we are for parties, he00:53:49
seems like a difficult and quite a person,00:53:52
Pérez Pérez Pérez, that the most interesting thing00:53:54
came later and that taking this pérez00:53:56
galdós I do00:53:57
n't think it's very good theater yes00:54:00
sir00:54:03
and00:54:05
of course it was a joke I'm sure you don't know00:54:10
what to write the national episodes I00:54:13
love the national episodes00:54:15
it's very well written00:54:17
you took advantage of the advantage that being00:54:18
able to hear people's thoughts gave you about00:54:20
this girl00:54:22
and I knew that maybe she's not as stupid00:54:26
as I thought,00:54:28
Ops00:54:35
and Arturito, which Galdós work do you00:54:38
like the most in00:54:41
men? There are so many of them, it's difficult00:54:45
to choose one. I do00:54:48
n't know, I don't have a clear opinion,00:54:52
without a doubt, Fortuneta and Jacinta, without a doubt.00:54:56
Fortunata and Jacinta,00:54:59
here I have to tell you that the symptoms00:55:04
[Applause]00:55:05
what do you think, the same as me, if00:55:10
Benito Pérez Galdós is going to agree, he is the best there is,00:55:13
if he is the best chronicler of Spain in00:55:16
the 19th century, notice that I think he is the00:55:19
best chronicler of 19th century Spain, it00:55:21
seems incredible to me that he lived in00:55:24
Madrid for most of his life and I00:55:26
'm going to tell you one thing, it seems00:55:28
incredible to me that he lived in Madrid for00:55:30
most of his life, seeing what it was like00:55:33
[Applause]00:55:40
and recognizing it a quiet day sir today00:55:44
we are talking about the scene I would eat a sack right00:55:46
now what do you think if we go to00:55:50
dinner and continue talking a little about00:55:52
benito pérez galdós one point with julio00:55:55
they will be a technician nearby who prepare00:55:56
incredible music00:55:59
well see if a ptc00:56:03
and Yes, I'm running late and I've00:56:05
fed the dogs00:56:07
in this restaurant, in addition to eating well,00:56:09
they have very fast service. Let's go,00:56:11
we'll finish dinner in a moment.00:56:13
If I can't stay until very00:56:15
late because I have to feed them.00:56:17
my dogs00:56:19
like you and you, me too, come on,00:56:27
let's00:56:34
go, from what I understand, the meeting00:56:36
with that girl had something magical and so much00:56:39
doctor and that's why she came to green00:56:40
because he invited her to sign00:56:43
tonight at his house I think she's00:56:45
in love with me and what's wrong with that,00:56:47
man, well, several things, doctor.00:56:49
Firstly, I'm quite older than00:56:51
her. Secondly, her parents don't know00:56:54
and thirdly, I'm taking advantage00:56:56
of what happened to me with lightning. of the king,00:57:00
of course, doctor, you don't understand, I'm not the00:57:02
person she's in love with, I00:57:04
tell her what she wants to see,00:57:06
let's see about the lightning bolt, and I00:57:09
think you suffer from00:57:10
paranoid hallucinations, it's very likely that you or00:57:12
I heard voices but they are not at all the00:57:15
thoughts of the women00:57:17
around him who is not a doctor who nine00:57:18
as long as he is telling the truth I hear00:57:20
what the women and some00:57:22
animals think and some animals also yes00:57:25
if not come00:57:27
for the consultation three times a week and you are00:57:29
going to take a pill just00:57:31
before each meal to see if00:57:33
the voices subside and what do I do with a visit00:57:37
with Gabriela, go calmly and above all,00:57:39
be yourself, love has no age,00:57:42
well, see you next week. It's coming,00:57:47
look, I've served the glasses as00:57:50
you told me, it's singing,00:58:02
what do you think of my house? I love it, I like it00:58:04
very much, yes,00:58:06
and the wine00:58:09
is also a vermilion, I love vermilion,00:58:13
recognizes these peaks, of course,00:58:15
it has an unmistakable fruity aftertaste,00:58:18
it has an00:58:21
unmistakable fruity aftertaste,00:58:30
no. I know what's wrong with you, what are you00:58:32
referring to?00:58:34
Damn, I just looked at the package00:58:39
[Applause]00:58:40
nothing, nothing, nothing, I can't believe it, I just came00:58:44
back, friends,00:58:47
look, I just realized that there00:58:49
's nothing to apply for minutes,00:58:52
worry right away. I bring some almonds00:58:57
and I have to check if I have condoms00:59:01
[Applause]00:59:06
it's luck00:59:10
and no one spoke, it's me who's00:59:13
thinking00:59:15
about the fish tank but Russo00:59:18
[Music]00:59:23
what am I doing with your thoughts and you're going to00:59:26
throw it away, right? I00:59:28
just ask you not to go to the room00:59:31
do it here because your mouth because I'm not00:59:34
used to it where I live this is not00:59:36
exactly the Atlantic Ocean and00:59:38
I'm bored00:59:40
thanks to these moments at these00:59:42
moments I mean there have been other00:59:44
men I'm not sure how many well I'm00:59:48
sorry I shouldn't have asked you00:59:50
that question Surely there have been very00:59:52
few of them,00:59:53
7 losing them00:59:56
well, the advantage is that I01:00:01
only put two condoms in my01:00:03
pocket, I should have taken 301:00:07
[Applause]01:00:10
yes,01:00:12
they do have a lot of salt and the salt raises your01:00:17
attention01:00:21
[Music]01:00:27
and I'll put you in with a bitter01:00:32
this is not too soft recognize the01:00:36
novel of what you get a01:00:37
dominant guy with character with a bad character01:00:42
I [ __ ] on the [ __ ] that makes me bitter they01:00:49
should take all the almond trees and01:00:51
cut them down like this and then burn them01:00:54
all and we are going to do the love, when01:01:01
I have to get rid of the topic, the lightning bolt that I01:01:03
have, somehow it seems like we are going to01:01:05
make love, some problem, no none,01:01:08
but here we are01:01:12
not going to do it in the room01:01:15
[Applause]01:01:21
he turned off the light but come on, someone is already showing up01:01:26
here in bed but be careful01:01:29
that sometimes there are drafts to escape01:01:34
[Music]01:01:36
[Applause]01:01:44
a moment our feet if I was01:01:48
thinking about whether I should call a01:01:50
doctor I'm01:01:51
sure you're thinking about that yes I'm01:01:53
sure01:01:57
we're going to make love and hold hands yes you01:02:00
feel bad we leave it for tomorrow01:02:01
for tomorrow two for today because because01:02:03
if not tomorrow wind know what you are going to01:02:05
think01:02:07
no01:02:11
what you have to eat only lettuce01:02:15
repeat month01:02:18
what you have to eat only lettuce I will01:02:21
stick with the lettuce it is very good so01:02:25
that I don't like them01:02:28
I don't want lettuce ma'am I don't want to01:02:31
scare you but let's see I01:02:33
repeat with me I don't want lettuce I don't01:02:39
want lettuce01:02:43
look01:02:44
[Music]01:02:45
[Applause]01:02:53
if we want to lose weight you have to and I do01:02:56
n't have it01:02:57
costs Gordian short nap01:03:00
[Music]01:03:02
another One of the effects of this long01:03:04
quarantine is that there are some who,01:03:07
well, we have eaten a little more than01:03:09
necessary and this is exactly what01:03:11
Panchita had a good time, the poor thing has gained01:03:12
a few pounds but look, I'll tell you one01:03:13
thing,01:03:14
Panchita has a strength of will01:03:15
so great that she has started doing a01:03:17
fantastic exercise program to01:03:19
get back on top of things that01:03:21
she did not imagine and the poor thing was01:03:22
not going to01:03:24
end this way01:03:28
[Music]01:03:38
good morning welcome to stay in01:03:41
shape with tomás this is tomás and I am going to01:03:43
accompany you in the next few minutes in01:03:45
a series of exercises that will make you01:03:47
lose those kilos that you have gained from01:03:48
inactivity and a sedentary lifestyle. If you are01:03:51
with me every morning you will see how01:03:53
you lose that excess fat and They01:03:54
convert it into muscle mass, they are01:03:57
prepared01:04:02
and the show begins.01:04:05
Well, to start warming up the muscles a little,01:04:06
we are going to run in place01:04:08
12 1 2,01:04:13
come faster, faster, we are going to01:04:16
start strong,01:04:18
that is very good for musial, that is, by01:04:24
calling 11.01:04:27
and now we are going to work the waist and the01:04:29
abdominal area, we open any we01:04:31
put our hands on the hips and01:04:33
turn from one side to the other01:04:40
so that by the agro of tropics and01:04:41
bra01:04:44
the radio01:04:49
very well enough you want one and another01:04:53
mine as if the sky01:05:02
Let's try to touch the01:05:05
points of the videos with them, so I don't01:05:07
miss it01:05:10
[Applause]01:05:11
but01:05:15
yes, this is called flexibility, but01:05:18
let's go a little further,01:05:22
we have to touch with our toes,01:05:30
which is good, and now I know what01:05:37
It is asking your body for food, it01:05:41
is asking for stretching so01:05:44
to stretch the muscles we are going to01:05:46
use a chair01:05:50
with an old sheet on top of it so as01:05:53
not to dirty it because we are going to put the01:05:56
good on top of01:06:00
the chair in front of you we are going to stretch01:06:04
the legs so try to put your01:06:06
right leg on top of the backrest01:06:12
efe01:06:16
very well in one fell swoop now01:06:23
impressive01:06:26
to the town hall towing service01:06:29
ok she is fine and it is important01:06:32
to stretch well after each exercise01:06:33
that way we avoid01:06:35
unnecessary muscle discomfort01:06:37
now let's Changing to another exercise will01:06:40
also help us show off a01:06:42
toned and healthy body.01:06:47
Now we will have to be on the ground with01:06:51
so much effort for nothing. That's life.01:06:53
If we lie on our back, our arms01:06:57
close to our body, we're going to do01:06:59
sit-ups. We lift the concept as much01:07:02
as we can and now the riva down there01:07:06
[Music]01:07:07
[Applause]01:07:14
those are sit-ups and we move01:07:26
and those activities01:07:29
we are going to do a few push-ups01:07:37
so that I am not having much of this01:07:39
but I think I was doing like the01:07:41
ass01:07:45
very well for me if we sit up01:07:50
no01:07:54
We are already standing practically01:07:59
now there is a moment we have a break01:08:03
we are going to look for a place to sit01:08:06
and breathe for a moment01:08:14
completely well now we are going to do another01:08:18
fat burning exercise we are going to jump rope to01:08:21
the01:08:24
ninth01:08:29
[Applause]01:08:31
[Music]01:08:36
go over there Please,01:08:42
look, I'm leaving here, even though the building fell, well01:08:49
that's all for today. Against01:08:52
form, with Tomas, we'll see you tomorrow at the01:08:56
same time.01:09:02
You should take them to their houses. It could be the01:09:05
overalls.01:09:33
What was the last thing that upset01:09:34
you? nerves well look yesterday01:09:36
the hairdresser changed to cut my toe01:09:39
and I came out with the ball cut01:09:43
and you feel sad I'm not sad01:09:47
I'm in happiness saving mode my01:09:51
wife is going to tell me what she wants01:09:53
with a hamburger okay a01:09:56
hamburger and any brand,01:10:00
however, to me or truth01:10:04
[Music]01:10:06
you are talking to me these are01:10:09
names in English01:10:11
as you say one in English one01:10:15
look like my cousin01:10:19
how good a hamburger01:10:24
[Music]01:10:30
allows01:10:31
[Music]01:10:38
I am sorry for bringing you here so late01:10:40
I hope you have a very good01:10:41
application for all this, Colonel, because01:10:43
your men took me out of my laboratory01:10:46
in a rather abrupt manner. If01:10:48
I don't understand why we are here at two01:10:50
in the morning, we don't even know01:10:52
who this man is. Yes, excuse me, I01:10:54
present to you, he is Mariano. Sigüenza,01:10:56
a diplomat in biochemistry,01:10:58
is currently finishing some research on01:11:01
an extremely dangerous bacteria01:11:03
found in the Amazon and yes, he was01:11:05
finishing the research in my01:11:06
laboratory until his01:11:07
men arrived. This is going to last a long time. I hope he did01:11:10
n't introduce Sergio Campus to a doctor in01:11:12
physics and to Olimpia Requena, doctor in01:11:14
mathematics, both work for the01:11:16
Spanish space program, well, very good,01:11:18
but she cannot say what we do here. I01:11:21
would like to make it clear that at least I01:11:22
am against my will. The three have01:11:24
in common that they work for the01:11:25
Spanish government since their respective01:11:27
investigations They are financed by the01:11:30
state, now it is the state in exchange for01:11:33
that financial contribution that requests an01:11:36
additional service. I want to remind you01:11:38
that everything you see and talk about in this01:11:39
room must remain here, we must01:11:41
keep absolute secrecy, so please use01:11:44
your cell phones in that box. okay01:11:47
but please let's move forward a little if I don't01:11:50
understand what is so important to01:11:52
bring us here at this hour okay01:11:54
we keep the secret of what it is01:11:58
ladies and gentlemen our01:12:02
intelligence services have located what we have01:12:05
identified as01:12:07
an extraterrestrial I can't believing01:12:10
an alien is being serious,01:12:12
a joke, I don't understand, it's difficult,01:12:15
but our01:12:17
intelligence services have every reason01:12:19
to believe that this entity is in fact an01:12:21
extraterrestrial. The mission of all of01:12:23
you will be to assess if in fact it is,01:12:25
well, I'll tell you. No,01:12:27
aliens don't exist, if you are01:12:29
that clear, leave it in writing,01:12:31
sign everyone and we'll be done. Well, yes,01:12:34
I think this is going to be quick.01:12:35
Well, tell me where it is. Let's go see it.01:12:38
Come, let's see it and let's finish it as01:12:39
soon as possible.01:12:40
No. It takes a few seconds he will enter01:12:42
through that door01:12:44
make him come in maricruz01:12:46
[Music]01:12:51
[Applause]01:12:54
here you are01:12:56
this is the being that we think is an01:12:58
extraterrestrial you are joking right not at01:13:00
all this woman is not an01:13:03
extraterrestrial she is strange she could seem like she is from01:13:05
other planets But I assure you that she is01:13:07
from planet Earth, I know her like you01:13:10
know her, her name is Carmita, she appears on a01:13:12
Canarian television program in another key, but01:13:15
I had that01:13:17
pose very funny situations, it doesn't01:13:20
make for intelligent humor, well, I see it, I think01:13:22
you're intelligent, but to me I don't01:13:25
like those seen no no a very01:13:28
scientific attitude disqualifies it without knowing it01:13:30
okay okay okay say where01:13:32
we have to sign to say that this01:13:34
woman is from the earth because I'm leaving I01:13:36
would ask you to01:13:38
speak in A moment01:13:40
with the alien I01:13:42
repeat that his well-known character well01:13:45
I can speak for a moment of01:13:47
course01:13:49
first of all I want to clarify that if01:13:52
I am a strategist01:13:55
with someone who suffers from some type of01:13:57
mental disorder or if I played this01:14:01
town01:14:02
if I confused people How are they01:14:05
looking at the funny girl? Let's see who's01:14:07
looking at the funny girl. Like, I01:14:08
'm looking at you like this, what's happening is01:14:10
orbiting around a clown01:14:15
because you say you're an alien01:14:16
because I'm not, he told me that you don't look like01:14:20
an alien. About that01:14:22
we could give an opinion, see01:14:25
a vicar, that could prove him right, the01:14:31
truth is that I say it because of the robe.01:14:34
I am a professor in biochemistry, no, but you01:14:37
have your own pharmacy. I do01:14:38
n't have a pharmacy. Please, would01:14:41
you be so kind as to explain to these01:14:42
gentlemen who you are, father, yes. Let's see,01:14:47
I come from a galaxy that is very01:14:49
far from here, it took me several01:14:51
light years to arrive, traveling through space and it01:14:54
fell on a rooftop in Fuerteventura and there01:14:56
I got into the first dead person, I did not01:14:58
specifically find that of this woman who01:15:00
was drying. You spill on a sheet and that's why your01:15:02
hands hurt like that01:15:08
in which many dead fish will float01:15:11
because before drying the areas01:15:13
I had to clean them and the smell of the01:15:14
gut penetrated me for days01:15:18
and if you are an alien why do01:15:20
you talk like that like that? Like Carmita, I know01:15:23
the character on TV perfectly and01:15:25
you speak like her. Let's see, my daughter wanted me to be01:15:27
very confident that we have it clearer and clearer each time01:15:30
and that means that when I,01:15:32
forgive me, penetrated01:15:34
someone's body, I assumed all of their01:15:35
characteristics, their form. to speak, his01:15:37
gesture, his vocabulary, that's why he speaks like that, I do01:15:39
n't know if I'm explaining myself, it's01:15:41
not, I don't know if you're understanding me here,01:15:45
I think you're referring to01:15:46
[Music]01:15:48
[Applause]01:15:50
I think so, that is, you are a01:15:53
woman,01:15:54
a microbe. He has already traveled through space01:15:57
several light years to minds in the01:15:59
body of a woman who was01:16:00
tending to areas that he had previously01:16:02
cleaned and has assumed all of his01:16:04
characteristics that's why I speak01:16:06
so they believe me to be a01:16:09
colonel where he claims that this woman is01:16:11
a fake And if I say where you have to01:16:13
sign because I'm leaving now, then you do01:16:15
n't believe me01:16:22
because it would have to try to be a01:16:24
story without a character in front of you, the one who01:16:26
plays one role could now be01:16:27
playing another but that she suffers01:16:30
some type of mental alteration, your mother01:16:33
is the one who of some type of alteration of01:16:39
the teeth on the outside due to an excess of01:16:42
calcium because you drink too much01:16:43
cable milk from kika saying that there is a01:16:45
tooth and the little mouse perez a01:16:48
whole week with lumbar01:16:50
and if you are an alien how do you know01:16:53
so much about carmita because I I downloaded your01:16:55
hard drive hard drive something all your01:16:57
memories everything you already had in your head01:17:02
we can mark ourselves now yes please01:17:05
well at least a moment before that01:17:06
I would like to do something01:17:18
yes yes01:17:19
[Applause]01:17:26
and until I finish downloading the01:17:28
hard drive stress duct let's see I think01:17:31
you should call someone who is an01:17:33
expert in psychiatry because this case01:17:35
gets worse by moments01:17:40
of truth01:17:42
and as you know01:17:43
[Music]01:17:50
I accept means01:17:52
very well very well with a very good trick and01:17:56
now what's going on to be taking a rabbit out of the01:17:57
box, no, I don't like rabbits, I don't01:17:59
know why, strange reason, I feel01:18:01
almost as if they were first cousins,01:18:03
what I'm telling you carefully is that01:18:05
now I know everything about you three, I have to01:18:07
know. Look, I know, for example, that you and she are01:18:11
involved, as you say, yes, you01:18:14
have been living together for more than a year and a01:18:16
half, but no01:18:19
one knows, because as I understand it, it is01:18:21
prohibited for couples to work01:18:23
together in the same program in the01:18:25
army, right? Colonel, no, no01:18:28
one knows that, not even my parents, that's a lie,01:18:31
seriously, okay, we can't keep01:18:33
hiding it any longer, you already know it,01:18:35
and I also know that he has it01:18:38
saved on his cell phone like me,01:18:43
and yes, in his calendar for look serious towards01:18:45
the beginning we are starting please01:18:47
with my name she01:18:49
hid on the night table for01:18:52
when you come upstairs with her the01:18:54
point01:19:01
I have a lot of work in the01:19:04
laboratory to have to put01:19:05
up with parlor tricks, of course, but01:19:09
it's very busy, right? You're very01:19:11
busy because you're finishing the01:19:13
research on the01:19:15
Amazon's bacteria, right? Yes, and how do you plan01:19:18
to justify the 125 thousand euros that your mother01:19:21
is calling?01:19:23
to reform your case right and you01:19:26
hire a company called01:19:28
constructions el chorrillo that also01:19:30
left the joints on the exterior wall bad, I'm out01:19:32
there if01:19:33
the water is leaking01:19:36
if the couple that has this to get01:19:39
to where the shelf where you have01:19:41
battle on top to see how the hell it harasses01:19:44
the thing is that this reform is paid for by01:19:48
you with the money from the research and01:19:50
according to curious solitude for searching through01:19:52
your invoice to find one of 125 thousand01:19:56
euros to constructions made rich in01:19:58
material concepts about love,01:20:04
suddenly01:20:06
that is true, Mariano, because if it is true,01:20:10
you have committed a very serious crime,01:20:11
but let me see who the hell this01:20:15
aunt is, she is a unicorn today, my child,01:20:20
this agreement is like a July and this is01:20:22
over01:20:24
[Applause]01:20:25
but don't look at yourself because I had01:20:27
left it because it bothers me in disgust.01:20:51
body of her and I have01:20:53
put in this body01:20:57
this glass glass that we have with her as a01:21:01
joke, what we did as a joke, by the way, you already01:21:04
told her that your mother is coming01:21:06
to live with you next month to01:21:08
see, honey, I was going to see you Let's tell her what's01:21:10
happening, a mother is coming, I'm going to01:21:13
you,01:21:15
let's say I'm in here01:21:19
[Music]01:21:20
studying,01:21:23
madam, you are in the01:21:26
national intelligence center in Madrid, it's01:21:28
Madrid, but what am I doing here if I01:21:30
was attending to areas in a Fuerteventura partner01:21:34
an alien has penetrated your body01:21:40
no no no it is not what you imagine01:21:43
he was handsome lady he was a microbe he was01:21:46
short not a microbe now he is01:21:49
in the body of that Mr. Pérez but01:21:50
he is in front of neighbors and understanding01:21:52
why I am a country woman everyone01:21:54
is telling me that the01:21:55
alien ran into01:21:57
one's body but without01:21:59
dishonest intentions he entered like a brother who01:22:01
comes to visit or like the goatherd when01:22:03
he sees the goat but with01:22:04
strictly professional eyes not as01:22:06
objects sexual I01:22:13
forgot I'm going to wipe out all01:22:17
the inhabitants of the Earth I'm going to01:22:19
release the bacteria that01:22:21
Dr. Sigüenza is studying and I'm going to wipe out01:22:24
all the life on Earth01:22:27
he's saying that he's not clear that01:22:37
we're not going to pretend that We can't do01:22:39
anything, there's nothing we can do01:22:43
if we don't have a bad end to the world. The01:22:46
child is here with me. You and I are01:22:49
going to toast the end of01:22:51
humanity. Take a shot of this and don't01:22:56
worry, I'm going to drink.01:22:59
What is this? It's a liquor from my land.01:23:03
Greetings.01:23:16
It fell01:23:22
recently.01:23:33
What's going on?01:23:36
The ticket back to Fuerteventura is01:23:38
paid for by the National01:23:39
Intelligence Service and of course it is.01:23:41
So he01:23:42
keeps dying of my anger01:23:46
[Music]01:24:00
because they know that we programs.01:24:02
We are not doing public work,01:24:04
all of this is empty, but it is very important01:24:06
that the public go to the theaters, we must01:24:08
consume a lot of theater and even more so in01:24:09
this tremendous time that we have been01:24:12
living in, we must support and reinforce the01:24:14
culture that there is no other that can help us.01:24:16
we have to go we say goodbye from the01:24:17
theater of el sauzal I say goodbye with the01:24:18
best actor without a doubt that01:24:20
the night has had today that I congratulate one01:24:22
of my merits that this is what I01:24:24
want most in the world the best gift until01:24:26
next time Sunday, I love them dearly, I01:24:27
always tell them and nothing,01:24:29
God, we're leaving, we're leaving and something01:24:33
[Music]01:24:37
later, my father-in-law, who is my father-in-law,01:24:41
had a problem with drinking. He01:24:44
had also had problems with a01:24:46
woman like this who drank a lot.01:24:49
I called him. angel because every time01:24:52
someone didn't have a bottle appear01:24:54
I was wrong 14 and 8 instead of two01:25:02
with him01:25:03
then it came back to me01:25:08
yes yesDescription:
Cuarta temporada del programa de humor con más éxito de la Televisión Canaria. Un espacio de ficción presentado por Eloísa González y con las actuaciones de su profesional elenco. En Otra Clave continúa presentando a su público, tanto en los teatros como en sus hogares, una variedad de sketches sobre múltiples temas, desde los más cotidianos a los más actuales.
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