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Hello everyone Good evening friends Thank you

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very much for

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stopping by [applause]

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class now I have to

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fly a lot for work Well, you know,

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lately it’s been very popular among comedians to

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travel there to see new

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countries, they even have it’s

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convenient to compete Who

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travels better and this affected the concert, you

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know I in such a strange state all the time

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I, in general, am always in a very

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good mood I get off the plane, I

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didn’t die there, but that’s not how you

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fly. Before takeoff, I

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always write to everyone how much I loved them.

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Clap for takeoff, whoever is really afraid

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to fly,

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you don’t know, it’s always three man, but

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always such strong claps. You heard

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heard dada, and people with very strong

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hands are people who

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hold the plane by the handle the whole flight so that you don’t

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crash. You can laugh at them as much as you want. To be

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honest, I only

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fly with them and I would fly with you in general I

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didn’t get on the plane No, it always

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pisses me off when you’re flying on a plane, 200 people are flying on the plane, [ __ ]

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holding it up, maximum 20 people, to

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everyone else, it

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might sound stupid to you right now, but I don’t

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think about anything else on the plane, I’m gone, you’re flying for 4 hours, you’re looking out the

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window, altitude 10,000 m 10,000 m walk

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to the ground 2 hours Piz give that's the

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altitude 40 minutes on a bike So no one gives a [ __ ]

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on the plane I'm

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sitting, this one is sitting reading this book

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Look, I'll fall asleep

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on the plane Pet in general, the last

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time I sat I watched a man sleep, I think That's

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if now the plane is really going to

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start falling I don’t know, I’ll just come up, I’m just a [ __ ] Well, the [ __ ], the

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bastard got enough sleep Thank you

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very much now We’ll all take a break thanks to

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you, it was a great idea

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and I’m always on such a terrible river, that

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is, I fly, I continue to fly, but I fly

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only on business Well, I don’t know I it seems like

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such a good reason to fly Well, like a

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man, yes the man was flying to work

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and died

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Yes Oh yes,

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well the only thing

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men are respected for is when you died on the way to

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work your only chances Well yes to me

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when my wife starts saying like

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let’s fly somewhere to rest I generally

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think it’s such nonsense. Well, you know,

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I want to agree just for the sake of these

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d minutes when I’ll be

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right again, it’s cool when the plane is already falling and I’m

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just sitting next to her like I was [ __ ]

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bought,

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look, let’s [ __ ] dive Yes, how are you? How

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did you dream and like it’s always

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stressful,

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recently they were put between two grandmothers Well, in

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general, it’s okay, I generally

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love grandmothers,

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not in the wrong way, like in a

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sexual way That’s why half is such a hard

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[ __ ] for grandma Yes, they’re not normal

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grandmas, you know, I’m lucky with

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grandmas Well, damn it you know, there are grandmothers

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who seem to

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smell delicious Yes, damn it, I just

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didn’t like it. I looked the man in the eyes

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and when I started talking about what

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grandmothers smell like, he’s like, I don’t know, [ __ ] Lyokha, I have

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n’t smelled grandmothers, I’m getting out of this

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one nice grandmothers, you know who

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smell like this I wish I had more baked goods like this and not

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lust.

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Okay, the problem is sitting with my grandmothers, I was

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seated between them because they are

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like girlfriends flying together, but they sat

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through the place of one window, the second one is near the

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aisle, in general, it’s logical that no one wants to

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sit next to

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my grandmother, in short, what’s the problem with flying with

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two grandmothers are like grandmothers. They’re

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just bigger than their seats, and it seems like

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there are handrails on the plane to protect

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the seats, but grandmothers have superpowers, they

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know how to

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take the next seat around, I

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swear to you, so I go up and look where Sadi is, and

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where should I sit down there, the grandmothers

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are already touching Yes, in all seriousness That is,

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you can’t sit there without the help of your

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hands, you’ll sit on the grandmothers and not on the chair.

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You need to move them apart with your hands and

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a little

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there, and so you’re

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sitting on the plane as if you know how

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Jam is between two cookies.

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You’re still pressing on the edge I climbed out a little and

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sat down, you felt the beating of

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both hearts, you felt that the left one had an

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arrhythmia. Well, of course it’s impossible to sit for 3

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hours, you just think it’s interesting. If this

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plane falls, we have one [ __ ] grave

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for three of us, it will be right, they wo

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n’t separate us in any way,

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then there will be one grave And I’m not sure

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that my name will even be that someone

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will find me between these two

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grandmothers Or, on the contrary,

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no, well, two grandmothers Bausch is something, by

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and large, if at the moment of the fall you

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are sitting between the grandmothers and you can

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just pull in your arms and

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legs and maybe you will be the only one

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Who survived on the plane, yes When then he

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finds the wreckage, he finds this Cocoon of

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the rescuer, he splits it with a crowbar. And

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you haven’t even run out of all the charge in your phone,

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and I’m sitting and at some point

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turbulence begins and in general

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It’s okay, I’m also already used to it, but

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you understand during turbulence,

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you should hold the plane even better Well,

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damn, it slips out for everyone

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and I have to give you credit, many of you

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who don’t help with the plane during

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turbulence still [ __ ] hold it

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like we see the situation is shitty,

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let’s also know what the problem is,

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turbulence begins And the plane is

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usually held by the handles. And the handles are

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somewhere there inside the grandmothers. That is, you

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can’t just grab the handles. You have to

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actually do something like this, like

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yes, yes, it’s

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groped that this is a

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handrail, some kind of yoke, it’s absolutely

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internally terrible. The state is now

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funny. Panic begins straight And at this

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moment

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from behind A child's voice and you know, not

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this standard airplane bastard

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child I used to feel the same way about

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Renok KAD ORT everyone was like [ __ ] you

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gave birth to him If you weren't going to

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raise him you know since I had my own

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daughter I I look at all this and

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think, well, it’s clear that they

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screwed up somewhere, but what the hell are they

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going to do now? Well, what will they throw out or where are we on

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the plane? It’s just the next step. Yes, they

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screwed up. Yes, they are to blame, but what to

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do next? You still have the child.

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Believe me, even if something

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happened, it’s not so easy to get rid of the child, I did

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n’t mean to say, you know, I meant

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that they are small, but they seem to be tenacious to the life of a

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child. Even I didn’t try, but a child,

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even if you know,

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kick him there in the entrance for about 15 minutes

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beating a child, you know, this is not like that, it’s

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just a boy who was not heard at all for the

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whole half of the day and suddenly at the moment when all

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this is happening. I’m dying of

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fear between grandmothers. I always see

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that I’m dreaming. So as not to scare people, but I

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understand that I’m [ __ ] sleeping. Quite

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intensely everyone thinks that I’m dreaming about a

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plane

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crashing And at that moment his voice from behind

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and Cheerful Jolly infuriated me so much that he’s so cheerful

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he’s screaming about the

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plane

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crashing I turn around him as if it’s

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not a seven-year-old child but as if it’s a

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sixty-year-old

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face like you’re

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sure for sure I got it,

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I need it What do you think The pilot is aware of

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these, not me, I’ve already learned how to

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survive panic attacks on an airplane I

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know how to do it, at such moments I always

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sit and think like Lech Let’s calm down

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Well, because it will be very strange when

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in 5 minutes it turns out that the same after all, he

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didn’t fall. And you and I, really Danu’s child, well,

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how can you explain this to me? If

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the plane is no longer falling, you’ll stand in the

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aisle like a [ __ ]. That’s the type of damn thing I

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thought: Everyone’s dying, I thought, no one gives a [ __ ] about the

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little guy, I thought no one would

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stand up, and it seems like

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we’re flying up. everyone lives the same life as before

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take-off And the stewardess comes up to me and

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says chicken or fish. I sit and think.

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[ __ ], we are already choosing who our next life will be.

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Seriously at this stage we have a

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fish flight, okay,

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what a fish,

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everyone would choose fish, clap Whoever

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better in the next life I was a

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chicken heard boo these

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wings Girl you patted what's your

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name make money Why do

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n't you know how to swim Well damn you would be the

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first fish to

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drown I think you don't have to worry about it

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If you don't know how to swim

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then you probably shouldn't be a chicken

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becoming more likely to drown Well, yes, it’s

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just that if you’re a fish and don’t know how to swim,

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you don’t die from it. You’re just lying

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on the

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bottom on your

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side, scrapped, some people spend their lives like that,

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so I agree that fish is kind of a

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dubious choice, but it’s just a chicken. I

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always see chickens when I see them. they have a

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kind of inadequate look in

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chickens Well, like no [ __ ] way, fish also have a

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strange look, but you know, if like for a

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long, long time you look close to the eyes of chickens, you [ __ ]

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understand that the situation is

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specific,

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but there is no such thing that you can’t agree with it,

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I see you have doubts,

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friends, congratulations to you with replenishment in

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Pisces,

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but

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no, this is generally an interesting question. But in

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general, please clap, who

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sometimes thinks before going to bed? I wonder

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what is there after

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[applause]

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death at all, or is it from what I

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said before going to bed, and not I just thought

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that it’s a lot in the morning It’s sadder

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to think that after death, it’s

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obviously a shitty day when you

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open your eyes in the morning and it’s so

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interesting that after death you’d like to find out

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before your wife

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wakes up. And you just never get it right, so

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you don’t care at all, it’s

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not easy for me, it’s also an unconscious

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choice. there’s no such thing that I’m going to

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bed you know and there’s like A World Cup today we’re

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thinking before going to bed the letter s is

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death

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but seriously it’s just you

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always [ __ ] know But it’s my own fault that I

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started

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talking to you comes naked

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don’t

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come have a good [ __ ]

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evening Or maybe thea has ideas

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some Well, do you think that after

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death you are bolder? Listen, come on, if

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suddenly it turns out that you are wrong, I promise I wo

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n’t

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get anything later, but I turned everything off, nothing after

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death, damn listen,

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Riya option, yes, yes, we don’t even

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know what can happen after death be

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much worse,

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damn it, think about it, maybe after death it

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stinks like he said nothing but at the same time

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it stinks all the time And you

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don’t even have hands to do that Oh how it stinks I ca

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n’t I just smell infinity

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right away it seems like nothing was a good option

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in childhood usually It’s scary that after death,

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nothing after thirty begins to seem like

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nothing, [ __ ]

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yes, the main thing is that, honestly, nothing,

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that there’s not a single [ __ ],

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that, well, yes, that the

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only thing that always

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scared me, no matter what, it means that you

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don’t really believe in God.

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Yes, you do, and still nothing [ __ ]

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interesting position That is, that is, you

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think that God existed but [ __ ] everyone with heaven

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Guys, let’s give a more general

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clap please who believes in

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[applause]

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God

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everyone sat down so

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crowded everything And how many of you are here how many are

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there three

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people no [ __ ] canonical market there is no

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but okay ok uh So we are here With you,

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all supporters of the theory of evolution, everyone

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remember the theory of evolution, this is where you and I

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all used to live in the water, we were

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fish and not chickens

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Yes, that’s the point, we all

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used to live in the water, we were fish, then

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half went to Ber, I say half

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Because half obviously remained in

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the water, well, yes, when I

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imagine this process, I understand that it was

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mostly young fish that went to the shore,

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fish youth,

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yes, yes, youth usually comes up with such crap,

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like damn fish, my place is on the

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shore, fish should live on land, you

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know, such a fishy Kirill

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Selegey,

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listen, I’m sure the adult fish

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were in awe when the young ones started leaving, I can

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literally imagine what my Father would

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say to me, you’re a [ __ ] fish, what kind of land are you a [ __ ] or something?

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you know how the fathers of the fish yell in the

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kitchens like yes, [ __ ], you can’t go on this, you

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can’t, whoa, it’s [ __ ]

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fins on You don’t understand anything

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Look how cool I went on the

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bank, yes, and so If you think about it, this is

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inadequate, I think so, that if that’s how it

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was, then adult fish still

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know when they see a scuba diver

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swimming underwater. They look like this.

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Look, look who the [ __ ] came

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back, they couldn’t cope on their own land,

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moronic ho, there are idiots with their

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bottles of water,

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[ __ ] the [ __ ] out of the water, I left the water to take away the bottles, I’ll

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come

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when someone from Lude

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drowned It’s just that with More, you would

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n’t have to go anywhere, everything would be fine,

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I’m a

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fish, I always know what I didn’t like

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about the theory of evolution is that it seems to

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imply that there is no God. As a child, I

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believed in God, not even that I believed, I knew

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that God existed. Well Yes, it’s just that when I was a child, my

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grandmother told me about God, my

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grandmother told me so much about God in matters of specificity.

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Believe me, my grandmother

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tells me this. God is there, he lives in the

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church, in

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this one, get ready, let’s go

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visit, listen, guys, I always went like this,

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here I am, standing right there. I was standing in the church when

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I was little. I looked at the door of the altar

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where you can’t go, I kept thinking all the time.

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It’s clear Who is

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sitting there Tai So we swept up with the first thing, don’t

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do the thing that grandma

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asked for an apple, ate the door, opened

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What kind of people Why the [ __ ] come here, I don’t

00:17:43

understand, but that’s why I always

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imagined as a child that it was and evolution

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and God

00:17:49

existed, I understand that it sounds strange, but

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if you take a second, it shows that it’s

00:17:54

very

00:17:57

clear and evolution is immediately clear

00:18:00

Why God made the great

00:18:03

flood, of course, look, if initially

00:18:06

all people lived in water, then God

00:18:08

initially made the planet of fish

00:18:11

correctly, then you see in at some point,

00:18:13

half the fish came out of the water Naturally,

00:18:16

he looked like,

00:18:19

damn water or something, there’s

00:18:27

not enough

00:18:30

water, you can still go there, it’s not a

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problem

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Let’s have a lot of problems with the fish,

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such a transition, how did the

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fish piss you off, I saw a

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poster in which Well, like, there’s a

00:18:49

Dolphin swimming there in defense of the ocean and there are

00:18:51

bottles and bags around him and you should just

00:18:54

feel pity for this [ __ ]

00:18:57

dolphin and I don’t understand. I look at him

00:18:59

and think what the [ __ ] is the problem Dolphin, here are

00:19:02

the bottles, here are the bags, [ __ ], put the bottles in

00:19:05

bags, that’s what cleaning is, Dolphin, that’s

00:19:08

what you call it people

00:19:10

threw everything away so that you

00:19:12

could even clean up your cleaning products there in the ocean. [ __ ] it so

00:19:15

that you could soap each other’s

00:19:20

sponges, you already

00:19:23

have someone who didn’t like the joke about Sponges,

00:19:26

you can go get ready already

00:19:30

and the wi will be something like this

00:19:35

Well, God bless her evolution

00:19:41

And I Why did I even start thinking about

00:19:44

this again? I haven’t thought about God for a long time,

00:19:48

but my little daughter is

00:19:51

now I don’t know how I feel about God.

00:19:55

Well, that is, in my childhood I

00:19:57

believed super directly

00:19:58

and then, of course, some questions arise.

00:20:00

I remember years at 12, you know, the Bible is

00:20:03

no longer

00:20:04

updated. I remember when I was about 12 years old, I

00:20:08

watched a program on TV about

00:20:10

minerals, they said that there was

00:20:13

oil and that it would run out in 30 years,

00:20:16

but they found it 90 years

00:20:18

ago and I thought, I was sitting, I was just thinking on

00:20:23

earth

00:20:27

bot

00:20:29

so that we find her for 120 years

00:20:34

to travel this was the plan it’s

00:20:38

unlikely that no one is weird that she was needed for

00:20:39

something it won’t be like that then the Second

00:20:41

Coming God comes down and is like that and everyone

00:20:44

who behaved well Well done we’re all flying to

00:20:47

heaven [ __ ] that the Earth isn’t

00:20:53

the [ __ ] starts up, he filled the whole

00:20:57

earth for you, he also sent his son

00:21:01

to check how he was doing by the way,

00:21:07

or vice versa or vice versa and he

00:21:10

comes and takes everyone to heaven and then

00:21:12

like this and now the Apocalypse and in one

00:21:15

place you know the last oil is

00:21:17

like this and he is like, well, [ __ ] Then you have to

00:21:21

Kill everyone

00:21:22

manually I started thinking a lot about this.

00:21:25

My daughter is little.

00:21:28

I thought what to say about God. I baptized her

00:21:31

just in case.

00:21:34

Why do they laugh all the time in this

00:21:38

place to clap? Who thinks that it is not necessary

00:21:41

[applause]

00:21:44

was with their satanic

00:21:47

palms

00:21:51

Why will the child grow up make his own

00:21:53

decision the [ __ ] will grow up and accept him, maybe do

00:21:56

n’t even [ __ ] tell him that Let him go around doing

00:21:59

whatever he wants to

00:22:01

unbaptize himself

00:22:03

I think for money

00:22:07

it’s possible not Well, really, why should he cross himself

00:22:10

if he wants to be a different religion,

00:22:11

then he’ll choose another I’m saying this, you do

00:22:13

n’t even have to tell the child, it’s even more

00:22:15

pleasant. think about it, you think you’re not

00:22:17

baptized, you’re dying and it turns out that there’s

00:22:21

really heaven there, the gates of heaven, you’re in awe, you did

00:22:24

n’t think about it Well, just like that, you come up and

00:22:30

say your last name, your first name, you’re standing, you think I’m

00:22:33

[ __ ], I’m [ __ ] And suddenly they suddenly

00:22:37

go through something like this and at that moment you’re like this Dad

00:22:41

or something,

00:22:43

subnets would be even nicer to

00:22:47

ra That’s what good parents do I would,

00:22:50

just in case, in all religions in the

00:22:56

dawn God is Orthodox, then I’m actually

00:22:59

great that I baptized her, I

00:23:01

did everything clearly if it turns out that God exists, but I

00:23:03

don’t know him there, he’s a Muslim Well, I think he’s her

00:23:06

forgive her, it’s not her fault It wasn’t her who

00:23:07

was baptized, but her [ __ ]

00:23:10

religious fanatic

00:23:12

father who baptized her. If it seems like there is no God at all,

00:23:14

but that means she and I just

00:23:17

spent an unusual Sunday. In short, I

00:23:20

didn’t find any downsides

00:23:25

and I like the locale lol

00:23:30

la Yes,

00:23:32

not me, just Yes, not me I thought a lot about it. First of all, I didn’t

00:23:36

regret that I

00:23:38

baptized her. I didn’t understand whether we were

00:23:40

doing it right. I doubted everything until they

00:23:45

gave me

00:23:48

documents at the end of the baptism. Yes, it turns out that when you baptize

00:23:51

a child, at the end they give you a

00:23:53

baptismal certificate and it’s Nothing. no different from a

00:23:55

birth certificate, there’s a stamp there, a

00:23:57

signature,

00:23:58

I didn’t expect it myself, but when I saw it, I came out

00:24:01

right away, this one Kroko [ __ ] up,

00:24:05

listen, it seems to me

00:24:07

that it’s an important thing. Well, to be honest, I

00:24:12

don’t

00:24:13

understand at all, now when you die you

00:24:16

need to put a certificate with you in the coffin

00:24:17

about baptism Well, in a good way,

00:24:20

put the [ __ ] probably Correct Because there

00:24:21

will be one with documents and

00:24:26

praise

00:24:31

and the person is dead and he hasn’t done anything, he

00:24:36

can’t do this, we’re just collecting

00:24:37

all sorts of crap in a man’s coffin, they put

00:24:39

everything except the documents, it’s great on the lop

00:24:44

they put the thing, he’ll wake up later they will tell him Kiya

00:24:46

karateka [ __ ] documents yours Where the [ __ ]

00:24:49

what howled like a

00:24:56

dumbass gi karateka in the evening

00:25:00

we’ll think about who is collecting you dumbassers I don’t

00:25:03

understand

00:25:07

I

00:25:10

and I honestly hoped that I wouldn’t

00:25:13

have to introduce my daughter to religion

00:25:16

I wanted to do How so but it turns out

00:25:18

that this is necessary at an early stage in general,

00:25:21

you have to explain things that you are not

00:25:22

ready to explain to her, you know, when I

00:25:24

first needed to talk to my

00:25:27

daughter

00:25:28

We

00:25:29

were visiting a child, well, like, this is her

00:25:34

friend, not

00:25:36

mine; in short, we were at a child’s birthday party and

00:25:39

at some point the child’s hostess

00:25:44

says oh [ __ ] owner of the holiday

00:25:46

child, [ __ ] off

00:25:48

Let me

00:25:50

concentrate There's just where they're playing,

00:25:52

say there'll be a pizza from the chickens

00:25:56

still VDG stops like this Yes, they put her in

00:26:00

jail, give her this piece of pizza, I went out to

00:26:02

smoke, I'm coming back in about 10 minutes, all the

00:26:04

kids have already left, this pizza is lying in front of her

00:26:06

She's sitting nervously [ __ ] up and I I come up

00:26:09

and tell Sasha what happened and she looks at me and

00:26:11

says Dad, where’s

00:26:16

the chicken [ __ ] me, little by little, guys, I’m so terrified, it

00:26:20

takes a second because no

00:26:21

matter how stupid it sounds, she’s three and for

00:26:24

her, this is reality in her eyes, this is

00:26:26

reality, she [ __ ] in the mouth pizza She

00:26:30

came here solely for a meal in an

00:26:32

unusual

00:26:34

company and she sits and waits for 10 minutes,

00:26:37

she’s really nervous, she’s really

00:26:40

shocked and at this moment you have to

00:26:42

look your three-year-old daughters in the

00:26:43

eyes and try to explain to her that, in

00:26:45

general, the

00:26:47

chicken is already

00:26:49

here,

00:26:54

look, Kitten and in my opinion, you don’t have

00:26:56

all the pieces,

00:26:59

but I still know. I’ve helped myself a little

00:27:02

to talk with my daughter about

00:27:09

religion. I’m not proud that I did it. And I’m

00:27:12

not at all sure that it was possible to

00:27:14

do it legally. So let’s better

00:27:15

do it. One of my

00:27:17

friends, Dada Yes, one friend of mine has a

00:27:20

three-year-old daughter,

00:27:22

and he’s a

00:27:26

stand-up comedian. And he and his

00:27:30

daughter traveled a lot this year by

00:27:32

car

00:27:34

together all over Russia, and his daughter is 3

00:27:39

years old and she loves castles and princesses more than anything in the world.

00:27:45

Well, that’s why She and I

00:27:48

stopped everywhere to look at

00:27:50

castles. Well, you know, thank God in

00:27:52

Russia we have a ton of

00:27:55

castles everywhere, these huge

00:27:58

beautiful castles with

00:28:00

towers in which the princess rings the

00:28:03

bell at Yablochny, I

00:28:07

saved I couldn’t do anything because

00:28:09

she saw a beautiful huge house. She

00:28:12

asked Dad. this is a castle what will I tell her

00:28:15

No this is a

00:28:17

church Dad What is a church a church

00:28:21

this is the house of

00:28:24

God dad What is

00:28:26

God Kono when you die well in short

00:28:30

[ __ ] not the conversation at all I just

00:28:33

said Yes this is a castle I didn’t think there would be

00:28:35

additional questions in the sense My friend

00:28:37

didn’t I thought that there would be additional

00:28:40

questions, the only thing where my friend was a

00:28:42

little carried away was because after

00:28:44

that his daughter asked her daddy there

00:28:48

lives a

00:28:49

Princess and my friend was shown such an

00:28:55

idea, he thought it was

00:28:58

incredibly fun and for some reason he also

00:28:59

said yes and everything was going well, they went

00:29:03

looking at the castles until they stopped

00:29:06

near one of the castles and

00:29:10

one of the

00:29:11

princesses came out to them, [ __ ] guys, the child can’t shut up,

00:29:14

this is just [ __ ] up. This is such a shame, dad,

00:29:18

princess, I’m like, yes, just don’t yell

00:29:21

about her, maybe the

00:29:24

guards, why is she in

00:29:26

black, I don’t know, maybe it happened What’s

00:29:30

wrong, dad’s beard is so

00:29:33

big, it’s easy to explain rapun to the children if there

00:29:37

was hair in the back, this is

00:29:40

in the front Well, yes, this is a clear path here, it’s

00:29:43

just that if you start working purely on rhetoric, you

00:29:45

very quickly come to the conclusion

00:29:47

that there aren’t that many differences between the two

00:29:50

Western princesses and

00:29:53

domestic princesses have more in common; it seems that in

00:29:55

general it turned out that everyone lives in

00:29:57

towers and there they believe in

00:30:01

miracles. As I understand it, the only difference is

00:30:04

that Western princesses wait until they are

00:30:07

saved and marry them, while ours wait until they are

00:30:11

saved and preserved. Well Well,

00:30:17

we have a very emotional family

00:30:20

And we all do creative work, I’m a

00:30:23

stand-up comedian and my wife is a [ __ ] actress.

00:30:30

Believe me, by the way, I would be

00:30:32

happy to show you a really

00:30:33

first-class actress, I’m telling you without irony,

00:30:35

I used to think that all

00:30:37

these super emotions, all these Here,

00:30:38

acting out is all necessary so that

00:30:40

either I stay guilty or somehow put

00:30:42

pressure on me, but over time I realized

00:30:44

that no. The whole point is that she is just a

00:30:47

very good actress, she, like any

00:30:50

actress, needs an

00:30:51

audience. Yes, it turned out that after all

00:30:54

these

00:30:56

crooks in response, don’t answer anything, but just

00:31:01

say, she bows and

00:31:05

leaves, it turned out to be so simple all these

00:31:08

years, I didn’t have to

00:31:11

do anything, I just now instead of going to the

00:31:14

theater I call my wife, it’s amazing I was

00:31:18

late for the train, I’ll arrive on the

00:31:19

next one in an

00:31:22

hour,

00:31:26

it’s clear

00:31:28

Yes no no, I understand everything Lesh, of course, of course it’s

00:31:30

not about the hour, it’s not about

00:31:35

the train. The fact is that you had

00:31:38

a wife and daughter who were

00:31:42

waiting for you and you didn’t

00:31:49

come.

00:31:51

Recently, during an argument, I accidentally called

00:31:55

her an idiot;

00:31:57

they argued, I told her during an argument you

00:31:58

're an idiot, you know how she reacted

00:32:01

I'm saying you're an idiot and that's how she

00:32:22

died,

00:32:26

imagine she died on the

00:32:32

post I've never seen such amazing

00:32:35

actors And I don't want to judge her in

00:32:37

any way, I don't have

00:32:39

depression or something what an unhappy

00:32:41

person I just noticed that lately I have

00:32:44

sometimes begun to sit on benches,

00:32:49

you know, such a person

00:32:55

now, like freedom, is a

00:32:58

good opportunity to take a break, and what

00:33:01

scared me most of all is that I had

00:33:03

never even imagined before what kind of

00:33:04

people they are who sit on benches,

00:33:06

you know, it turned out that there are no

00:33:09

happy people there at all If you Vitya as a

00:33:11

person sits on a bench, it’s better in the winter

00:33:13

in a down jacket, on

00:33:16

the embankment you can safely sit next to him,

00:33:19

most likely the person has some kind of

00:33:20

[ __ ]

00:33:28

psychotherapist You lie down on a bench in

00:33:31

the trash, you tell your

00:33:35

stories, I honestly like it when I’m a

00:33:37

little

00:33:39

sad Well, it’s for me that I have

00:33:42

such a problem. I don’t think about it for many years. I’ve

00:33:45

been doing creative work, and of course, like

00:33:47

any person, I would like to drown myself in something in my

00:33:49

profession.

00:33:52

All the creative people who

00:33:55

came to me, I read about them, it turned out that

00:33:59

they all lived such a [ __ ] miserable

00:34:01

life, about whom you can’t open a book,

00:34:03

you look at him, his whole family died in childhood,

00:34:05

but he still

00:34:08

went to university and there

00:34:10

half of his

00:34:12

torso was torn off, but he still went to

00:34:15

war And there his last arm is torn off,

00:34:18

but he ties it up the brush is in the stump and before his

00:34:22

death he finishes painting all his

00:34:23

works and you close the book and are

00:34:25

like, well Awesome, but maybe so much I

00:34:27

wanted to be creative Thank you

00:34:29

very much book I’m not ready for such crap

00:34:33

And that’s not so bad, the worst thing is when you

00:34:36

remember about it on the day when you're

00:34:38

doing well when it's your birthday

00:34:41

grandma's friends come and you

00:34:43

're having fun having fun and then

00:34:45

you remember about it and you're like, well, Lyokh So

00:34:47

of course you and I won't build a [ __ ] career. I was

00:34:59

worried about time. That

00:35:02

is, I understand that it can’t be that

00:35:04

I’m dying and they’re writing a book about me and it’s

00:35:06

written there that Alexey wrote all

00:35:10

his works there and always lived cheerfully and

00:35:16

[ __ ] up. More and more about Tyutchev will be, well,

00:35:20

like about Kvashonkin there was very little

00:35:22

information, that’s why the book they called the existence of

00:35:24

Kvashonkin and

00:35:25

Tyutchev so that I could take it,

00:35:28

I understand that this cannot

00:35:31

happen, but I understand that something needs to be

00:35:34

done and the only thing I have

00:35:36

come up with so far is to very, very scrupulously

00:35:38

collect all my little

00:35:40

sufferings so that after my death a

00:35:42

person can Open a book and it will be

00:35:44

written there Well, nothing really bad has

00:35:48

ever happened to Alexey,

00:35:50

but the broom was [ __ ] up, had no luck, look, and went

00:35:54

straight to the list, sat down in the very same Tooth

00:35:57

hurt,

00:36:02

lost his sneakers on the bus, well, it seems like little things, but the Man

00:36:04

reads 196 pages of such crap and such

00:36:06

Nothing [ __ ] shabby Life is a

00:36:09

squash It’s no surprise that

00:36:13

he wrote That’s all there about

00:36:19

fish, the person had the necessary background

00:36:22

to raise such

00:36:25

topics,

00:36:27

I’ll suffer and that’s normal It’s just that

00:36:29

somewhere inside you won’t be able to see it, you

00:36:32

can do that too You live here

00:36:34

right, Yano was thinking about this on the bus,

00:36:38

why the [ __ ] in Russia throughout

00:36:40

history they talk so much about the

00:36:44

eternal, well, it’s a joke. You yourself will have to

00:36:48

come up with the idea of telling such things, it’s really

00:36:51

impossible. Now the level of our

00:36:53

political humor, I give you a call, you

00:36:55

go home, everyone at home is thinking of a

00:37:03

joke [ __ ] it’s so funny that we’re all still

00:37:06

smiling at the same time,

00:37:09

I understand why I

00:37:11

was thinking about this on the plane, you know, when I flew

00:37:13

on a plane, I’m always very, very afraid of

00:37:15

this, but when you’re flying for the twenty-fifth

00:37:17

time in a

00:37:18

month, it’s not so scary scary [ __ ] up But

00:37:21

not so scary you're so very scary I do

00:37:24

n't want to die for so long [ __ ] on this

00:37:27

plane I'll probably still

00:37:29

eat and be afraid of death Well [ __ ]

00:37:32

since I've been afraid of death for so long and then

00:37:35

after a while this is [ __ ] very

00:37:36

scary But then I guess and I

00:37:38

’ll watch some movie or else it’s

00:37:40

[ __ ] Well, yes, it’s very scary But I mean

00:37:43

I’ll go to a concert of artists who haven’t

00:37:45

left

00:37:48

Bye

00:37:54

Thank you Yes, yes, we’ll cut that out

00:37:59

and listen, well, the best thing is

00:38:02

actually what’s connected with family, in short, for the first

00:38:03

time in your life you start to think Good Are

00:38:05

you a person who recently

00:38:09

called a child

00:38:11

fat on the playground? I understand why everyone was tensed. I

00:38:15

understand that it’s ugly, but first of all,

00:38:17

I have to say that I called him that,

00:38:19

first of all, because he was really very

00:38:22

okay. This is not an

00:38:23

excuse. Why am I not

00:38:26

living at all? the fact is that when I was little

00:38:28

I was very fat myself and was not used to the fact

00:38:32

that this was an

00:38:33

insult. I understand that most likely I

00:38:36

consoled myself this way, but I always

00:38:38

told myself as a child that I was fat - This is not an

00:38:39

insult, but rather a description of a person,

00:38:43

you know, I understand why you still

00:38:45

react like this to me the times you talked about this, you

00:38:47

can’t say fat, you have to say

00:38:49

Tolstoy, but I always thought, no,

00:38:52

this one’s [ __ ] fat and this one’s really

00:38:54

fat, two different people

00:38:59

[applause]

00:39:00

here are the criteria How to understand who’s fat

00:39:03

and who’s fat [ __ ] fat sticks out from behind

00:39:05

Tolstoy this is an

00:39:07

elementary thing this is geometrically calculated

00:39:10

Here,

00:39:12

without even understanding, this word describes this is the

00:39:16

state of the body, I don’t understand

00:39:18

why it should be offensive, the same

00:39:20

with the

00:39:25

word

00:39:27

it doesn’t [ __ ], not a [ __ ], someone is

00:39:29

a fireman, someone is a [ __ ], everyone is busy with different things

00:39:33

business now is still Stopudovo in the hall

00:39:35

where some

00:39:38

fat woman is sitting and the fucked-up woman is offended, but that’s what I

00:39:41

said

00:39:43

that you can’t replace some words with others,

00:39:45

this is an endless replacement of words, I’m sure it’s

00:39:48

like we replaced the word fat with the word

00:39:50

toly Kato vrem the word

00:39:55

Tol in Russia was called fat then

00:39:58

fat - this came to us from the

00:39:59

English language

00:40:02

fat yes yes this is tolerant English

00:40:05

Yes [ __ ] guys the word fat - This is also not

00:40:07

original Russe this is taken from the Turkic

00:40:09

languages you know how fat people

00:40:11

were originally called in Russia

00:40:22

niger I have no place in the 21st

00:40:25

century I

00:40:27

had to die in the

00:40:31

ninth day Well, I started to get upset because of people

00:40:34

because of little things before, I don’t give

00:40:36

a [ __ ], you pass by everyone And recently

00:40:39

I arrived in Moscow,

00:40:41

I’m leaving the airport at Sheremetyevo, Yandex taxi started working

00:40:44

I called a taxi for myself and a

00:40:46

local taxi driver from the airport came up to me, I’m waiting

00:40:48

with my phone a taxi will arrive, it looks like a

00:40:55

local,

00:40:57

we'll rent it together, we'll stand together, we'll see how

00:41:00

the taxi is following me and at some point I turn to him so

00:41:02

questioningly, like we've been

00:41:04

standing together for a long time And he tells me I need a taxi

00:41:09

and I move the phone a little closer so it's more convenient for

00:41:12

him to feel better you can see where

00:41:15

my taxi is already coming after me and he’s

00:41:19

so surprised they’re already going the actor is

00:41:22

[ __ ] up without becoming they’re going already and how long it takes to

00:41:26

pick you up and I feel so

00:41:29

unpleasant that I’m a [ __ ] I just left

00:41:31

the airport and already in this situation what am I

00:41:33

telling

00:41:34

him for free this time

00:41:37

watch for free and he’s with such interest

00:41:40

you can’t imagine right at the Oscars

00:41:42

he’s like this M

00:41:44

for free don’t

00:41:47

[ __ ] me and saying something like that I’m already

00:41:51

standing like this I’m upset by this whole

00:41:53

situation and I’m just so that it

00:41:54

’s like that for him it’s so bad, as I say Well,

00:41:57

damn, not everyone is like you, only for money, he and I are

00:42:05

friends, and suddenly, after this

00:42:08

moronic joke, he’s standing

00:42:15

like that,

00:42:18

friends, [ __ ] guys, I was so scared to

00:42:21

leave him at the airport, can’t you

00:42:23

imagine, I’m sitting down, he’s standing like that and

00:42:26

[ __ ] and staring at one point somehow he wo

00:42:28

n’t go anywhere today, he just broke

00:42:30

a person Well, [ __ ], somewhere in the soul

00:42:32

he knocked it off, he’s standing there and like,

00:42:35

what the [ __ ] am I doing anyway today, friends are

00:42:37

much more important than money, I see how the

00:42:40

next person gets off the plane

00:42:41

like that from you take me to the center And he stands

00:42:43

like this And you will come to me for my

00:42:49

birthday I don’t know then I was driving at my

00:42:51

taxi driver and I was looking at something so

00:42:53

sad in general, well, I thought a taxi

00:42:55

actually What a [ __ ] profession Well,

00:42:57

come to think of it, if it’s a whole day you take

00:42:59

people where they need to go, at some

00:43:02

point you start to think, I actually have some

00:43:06

real [ __ ] business. Well, like this, Lech took this one

00:43:11

there. And you

00:43:14

yourself,

00:43:22

where should you clap those who think that they are

00:43:32

rich enough power

00:43:34

claps? And you so

00:43:36

they clapped twice

00:43:39

and you started clapping and then you thought it’s

00:43:42

unlikely he’s also talking about the fact that

00:43:44

real wealth is friends and

00:43:46

adventures

00:43:48

Yes, such [ __ ] Now everyone has a lot of it

00:43:50

This doesn’t count as talking about money,

00:43:53

look now there’s a very

00:43:56

good way

00:44:00

to make money [ __ ], I understand the scenes always

00:44:03

sound strange, everyone always laughs and

00:44:06

sits with such skeptical faces until they

00:44:08

see what kind of

00:44:12

vacuum cleaners they really are, not without

00:44:18

them, I recently learned an amazing way to

00:44:21

make money, I was walking with my daughter and She went up

00:44:24

to the tent, these Well, you know, the printing there is

00:44:27

newspapers, magazines But mostly [ __ ]

00:44:31

dinosaurs I don’t understand at all it says there’s a

00:44:34

seal, come on over. There are two newspapers

00:44:35

and at least they would call the tents that way. Yes, the

00:44:37

seal and

00:44:39

dinosaurs, we stand next to it all the time. I

00:44:42

don’t understand why kids love dinosaurs so [ __ ] much.

00:44:44

But for me, by the way, you know. This is

00:44:46

another confirmation that there was

00:44:48

God and

00:44:49

evolution Yes, because dinosaurs were

00:44:53

before

00:44:54

people, God did it When I was

00:44:58

little This explains everything from here, and

00:45:01

these [ __ ] paws are not

00:45:03

proportional, they can’t speak, they

00:45:06

just scream [ __ ] at each other, they’re

00:45:09

all [ __ ] dead, stupid, childish, like

00:45:11

flying in meteorite

00:45:13

and everyone all died

00:45:16

at once and cleaned up after the dinosaurs, as if

00:45:20

the child was just cleaning up everything that was left

00:45:22

under the top layer of the Earth, they

00:45:26

started

00:45:34

making people, came up, stood looking at

00:45:37

some dinosaur toys there, and I was standing

00:45:39

next to him and, to be

00:45:40

honest, I didn’t even understand, at first I

00:45:43

looked at them and they were still there pores in the middle joke

00:45:46

bank tickets clap

00:45:49

there is someone who doesn’t even

00:45:51

remember what joke bank tickets are

00:45:53

Well, okay if everyone remembers

00:45:55

great I was just thinking if there is

00:45:57

someone who doesn’t know him we’re all out

00:45:59

there

00:46:01

[ __ ] together now Well like we want something another million and

00:46:05

he runs out joyfully into the street.

00:46:08

Okay, in short, these packs of joke

00:46:12

bank tickets have not changed anything, everything is the same

00:46:15

as before, everything is the same as ordinary

00:46:18

bills, only joke bank tickets are written

00:46:20

instead of Peter the Great. Well, wait, well,

00:46:24

yes, the unit of payment. And here they

00:46:28

are, in short, exactly. they look the same, but I just

00:46:31

don’t understand what’s bothering me And at that

00:46:32

moment I see that they cost 390

00:46:36

rubles per pack 390 rubles and at that moment I

00:46:40

just swear I remember how I, as a child,

00:46:42

handed the saleswoman 7 rubles exactly 7 rubles

00:46:46

and she gives me the same a pack of bank tickets

00:46:49

is funny And at this moment I’m standing near the

00:46:51

printing tent I understand what happens since

00:46:54

1997,

00:46:58

then the dollar was 7 rubles correctly Well,

00:47:02

they cost 1 dollar now a dollar is 90 rubles

00:47:05

anyway they cost almost 5 dollars

00:47:07

Total since 1997

00:47:10

bank tickets jokes grew four times

00:47:13

faster than a

00:47:16

dollar and [ __ ] 28 times faster than a

00:47:21

ruble

00:47:24

2, you just stand there at that moment and

00:47:26

understand that if on the seventh day you know

00:47:29

in advance and put everything you have into

00:47:31

jokes then no one

00:47:34

knew yet. Yes, while Yeltsin is the president

00:47:39

logical Now there would be no problems at all

00:47:42

Well, as with Bitcoin, you know, girl, do

00:47:45

n’t look at me like I’m a dumbass. I

00:47:46

understand that it sounds strange, but Believe

00:47:48

me, this even has an

00:47:50

economic model, of course, why are

00:47:52

joke bank tickets becoming so expensive? As

00:47:56

I understand it, this is due to that that in the

00:47:57

last couple of years in Russia, jokes

00:47:59

have become [ __ ] up, how

00:48:02

expensive, naturally, against the background of

00:48:08

growth, against the background of growth, jokes are becoming more expensive

00:48:11

belet bank, it’s all very logical And

00:48:14

honestly, I studied economics,

00:48:16

I’m analyzing the situation a little bit like that. I

00:48:19

think it’s not too late

00:48:22

[music]

00:48:24

purchase tickets ban jokes further

00:48:28

wait until the bank of jokes tickets with the

00:48:31

ruble become one for

00:48:33

one In fact, people in the government are

00:48:35

not stupid either, I’m sure they are like that right away

00:48:37

Well then you

00:48:40

can pay both of them Well, [ __ ], they look the same, don’t

00:48:44

give a [ __ ] Well, in general everything will live, the main thing

00:48:48

now is to do it quickly to be

00:48:50

the first Well, yes, because when everyone finds out about it

00:48:54

immediately,

00:48:56

fake tickets from the

00:48:59

joke bank, you know how to check whether they are

00:49:01

fake or not, by the way, you need to prank a friend

00:49:03

if he doesn’t give a

00:49:05

damn. Fun means real

00:49:09

rubles. Well, yes, and be more careful guys,

00:49:12

because right away I I think there will be this wave of

00:49:15

bank robberies

00:49:17

[music]

00:49:19

jokes I might even burst

00:49:24

out of the bank jokes a man runs out with a

00:49:27

safe behind him the cops shoot at him and I

00:49:30

see something fell out of them, everyone is gone I go up and

00:49:33

pick it up It turns out that what

00:49:36

fell out is that Black the cloak died in a

00:49:39

drug treatment clinic from a

00:49:47

[ __ ] screw. Guys, you yourself understand such a

00:49:50

joke could not be kept at home had to be

00:49:53

banned from SBO jokes mm it was time to

00:49:56

see you bye

00:50:07

[applause]

00:50:13

friends

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