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00:00:04
Senku!00:00:05
Don't mistake with 800-year-old foxes.00:00:07
I was waiting for 5 years and now ready to confess my feelings to Yuzuriha!00:00:10
You don't have to scream about it. Well then go for it!00:00:11
I'm making gas from bags in here...00:00:13
Yuzuriha!00:00:14
For these 5 years I... BBBZZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHH00:00:15
BBBZZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHH00:00:17
wha00:00:20
Dr. Stone in 40 minutes00:00:27
De fuck, Am back!00:00:28
Eeh... What's the time?00:00:31
Wooow... a-stone-ishing...00:00:35
ww-oo-OOOW!!00:00:36
YUZU, ARE YOU ALIVE???????00:00:37
Well... not quite.00:00:38
Ergh-- What?..00:00:40
"Go down the river, Dumbass"...00:00:43
*Going down the road, feeling baaaad*00:00:44
Wassup, sleeping beauty? How was your slee--00:00:47
BROOOOOOOOOO, YOU ALIIIIIIIVE!--00:00:48
HEEEY DON'T TOUCH ME IN THESE! FKNGAY!!!!00:00:50
Uhhhh... 3700 years have passed...00:00:53
And I woke up half a year ago.00:00:55
Ehh... H-how do you know that?..00:00:58
Well... I counted.00:01:00
One hundred and sixty billions,00:01:01
One hundred and sixty billions, four hundred and twenty seven millions,00:01:03
One hundred and sixty billions, four hundred and twenty seven millions, sixty five thousand seconds... (167 427 065 000)00:01:05
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhhhhhhhhhh...........00:01:07
Made it.00:01:08
Did... Did you build all of this just by yourse--00:01:11
Shut your piehole and get to work,00:01:12
There are 7 billion vegetables to revive00:01:14
And we also have to find out, what was all that stone thing..00:01:16
For a start, go get some food.00:01:18
While I'll speak about00:01:19
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What a bunch you got..00:01:49
Ph-he-he!00:01:50
Phew-ew..00:01:51
White toadstool is poisonous,00:01:52
Hibiscus is eatable,00:01:53
Amanita is poisonous, you want to poison us or what, Dumbass?!00:01:55
Soo, berries-berries...00:01:57
Interesting, are they eatable?00:01:58
(ye mate)00:02:03
Uh-gh-gh!! SO THERE IS SOMEONE BESIDE--00:02:05
Idiot, I placed it!00:02:07
Ugh... Why?00:02:09
See those bats?00:02:10
They produce Nitric acid00:02:11
Which splits the stone.00:02:14
...Or not..00:02:15
Egh.. Only if I had alcohol,00:02:17
I could've make netal from it and nitrogen..00:02:19
Didn't understand a thing but an alcohol a-and..00:02:21
I think you can get it from grapes..00:02:23
Wouldcha look at that, Dumbasses can think too..00:02:25
I have invented a hootch still!
(what a champ)00:02:26
Ok, let us try..00:02:32
(BIRD AIN'T NO JESUS BUT REVIVED)00:02:35
R I P Now we will resurrect Yuzuriha,00:02:37
And I will tell her...00:02:38
Hold on...00:02:39
But she would be NAKED!!!!00:02:41
We're in a stone age, Dumbass!00:02:43
If she flashes a bit with'er arse, and so what?!00:02:45
Head to the camp, we will make her clothing fir--00:02:47
*meow*00:02:48
WHY THERE ARE LIONS IN JAPAN??!!00:02:49
SWAM ON THEIR FUCKING BOATS FROM ZOOS, DUMBASS!!!00:02:52
Ugh, Senku, listen,00:02:53
I saw a giant man, who knocked every one out from one punch!!!00:02:56
Urgh, fucking hell!00:02:59
(Rise and shine...)00:03:01
D-d-dude we have something urgent!00:03:02
Kill who?00:03:03
Yeah, I mean, lions are here..00:03:05
Got it.00:03:08
(Tsukasa's unboxing)00:03:11
(He kinda looks like Kars, innit?)00:03:17
From now on, all the fights are mine.00:03:20
Call me Tsukasa.00:03:21
Alright, I'll get some food.00:03:22
(look't him goooo)00:03:24
Enough?00:03:25
I mean, to feed two villages, yeah, not bad...00:03:28
You know, there was a story once, when--00:03:30
(What a crushing story)00:03:32
Tsukasa, you just killed a man..00:03:34
He was bad in that story.00:03:35
Look, Senku, I want to bring back only good, young!00:03:38
Because all the adults are STUUPID!!!!!!!00:03:40
Do you even listen you to what you are saying?00:03:42
Eegh... I knew there would be some troubles with him..00:03:45
If he will know about the nitrogen, we won't be useful for--00:03:48
OOOIII BOIS, I GOT PLENTY OF NITROSHIT FROM THAT CAVE00:03:50
LET'S REVIVE YUZURIHA!!!00:03:51
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...details please?00:03:55
Eeghh, aight, let's go!00:03:56
Oops, it's not enough! Taiju, go get some more00:03:59
In a flash!00:04:00
(grab)00:04:01
I'll go, you don't mind?00:04:02
What a smart bitch, ey..00:04:04
Ok, you have to go there to there,00:04:05
and then you go there.00:04:06
He left?00:04:07
Yes.00:04:08
Good, GET YUZURIHA AND RUN AWAY!00:04:10
But... But you said, that there's not enough..00:04:11
Look, you are the Dumbass, and he's the dumbass-killer00:04:14
Any questions? Spill it already!00:04:18
Yuzuriha...00:04:19
Taiju..00:04:20
FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!00:04:21
Tsukasa most certainly is coming ba--!!00:04:23
Nah, Am here already..00:04:25
Egh..-- I'll STOP HIM, SENKU, SAVE YUZURIHA!!!!00:04:28
Yeah-yeah, stop my arse!00:04:39
Huh... You are the first, who managed to get through my--00:04:44
Oh, well, you didn't.00:04:45
In any case, do what you want, but I'll decide what to do myself.00:04:48
Bye. Erghh, did you really died so easy, Taiju?..00:04:51
BOOOO, YOU'RE DECLINED00:04:53
NO! TAIJU IS NOT DECLINED!00:04:54
how convenient, ey00:04:55
So, we have only one way to stop him:00:04:57
ON TO A VOLCANO!00:04:58
Yrgh, ok, we're here.00:05:00
So, what did you want to make here?00:05:01
A weapon against every Tsukasa in the world:00:05:04
A gun, brotha'00:05:05
We will create a gunpowder here.00:05:07
Yuzuriha, then, 3 700 years ago, I wanted to say..00:05:11
You know what, it's dangerous,00:05:13
So I won't say anything to you :/00:05:14
:с00:05:17
So: The first ingredient is sulfur,00:05:18
Second - coal,00:05:19
And the third one I won't explain, or else we get sued.00:05:21
Now we have to mix it and give it a good press00:05:23
PRESS, YOU SAY!00:05:24
NOT THAT HARD!!!!00:05:29
(taiju is dumb)00:05:31
G-g-guys, look!00:05:33
Is it Tsukasa who's smoking?00:05:34
Noo, he's coming from the other side.00:05:36
I suppose we're not alone here...00:05:37
Well, they could've thought it's a volcano..00:05:39
Hmmm, continue to give a sign or uncover us to Tsukasa?..00:05:44
WHAT DO WE DO, SENKU?!00:05:45
H M M M M M M00:05:46
SENKU!!!!!!!!!!!00:05:47
Eh, fuck it, BURN IT, TAIJU, THROW EVERYTHING FLAMMABLE!!!00:05:49
Ok, then I'll throw you under the bus and go get some sticks!
(An incredible move)00:05:54
(you have been spotted)00:05:55
The smoke can be seen from a mile away..00:05:57
And your next line is:00:05:58
"If you will have firearm - I'm cooked"00:06:00
If you wil..00:06:01
fuсk00:06:02
If you bring back all of the adults, everything would be the same as it was.00:06:05
I mean, I could convince you,00:06:06
But daddy scriptwriter thought different.00:06:08
Anyway, I want revive potion recipe00:06:10
Crh, I don't give a crap, do whatever you wa--00:06:13
(It would be 2.99)00:06:15
Don't bullshit with me, ok?00:06:17
u know, that's kinda better, don't have to worry 'bout my hair..00:06:21
Senku, don't tell him a thing,00:06:24
It's better for me to die than--00:06:25
Grab an nitric acid and 96% alcohol, the ration is 30:7000:06:29
(no one asked woman)00:06:31
Thanks for explaining.00:06:32
Now, I don't have a reason to leave you alive00:06:35
*Stick acquiring noises intensifies*00:06:37
But I can spare you, if you refuse the science00:06:40
I refuse..00:06:41
What, the science?00:06:42
No, your offer
(Gottem)00:06:43
Ough.00:06:44
Well, then I will have to--00:06:45
Damn, I guess it's time to run!00:06:47
Eeghh, alright, just do it00:06:48
К̶̛̛̖͔͚͓̿Р̵̛͖̲͎̦̥̜̺̗̲͉̂̑͋͆͛Х̴͔̩̫̫͍̝̯͕̯̓̀̃̍̌͑͑̃͊̄͒̅ͅЪ̶̡͕͔̖̭̥̈́̒̇̇̔00:06:49
Quickly please00:06:50
Fine, I'll blop your neck nerve,00:06:52
That will be quick.00:06:53
SENKUUUUUU!!!!!!!00:06:55
(The end. Thanks for watching)00:06:58
Sen...Ku...00:07:00
*ANGRY AS FUK*00:07:03
UUUUUUUUEEEEEERRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!00:07:06
Guess, I'll have to..00:07:07
*Taiju uses Rock thumb!*00:07:08
Why did he...00:07:09
TSUKASA SORRY!!!!!!00:07:11
Is that...00:07:13
Gunpowder?!!00:07:15
SUCK MY DI--00:07:17
*That was super effective!*00:07:18
Maan, you ruined my style..
(That was not very effective..)00:07:21
where00:07:22
HUF! FUF! FUFH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIED SO STUPID, SENKU!00:07:24
Hey, don't you find it strange, that he00:07:27
Was crunching his neck constantly?00:07:28
Though, he never had that habit before..00:07:30
Wha--00:07:31
YOU LITTLE!!00:07:34
SENKU, YOU'RE A BIT--00:07:35
Oh, the rain stopped, that's pleasant.00:07:37
Ain't nothing pleasant, it's harder to hide from Tsukasa in sunny weather00:07:40
RIGHTBRO00:07:41
I h-hope he's not here00:07:43
oooooOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOH00:07:45
Ye-ye, Senku joined the server00:07:47
SEEEEEEEEENKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! *CRRRRRUUUUNNNNCCCHHHHH*00:07:48
YOU NEARLY BROKE MY SPINE, DUMBASS00:07:50
AND I DON'T WANT TO DIE FOR THE SECOND TIME!00:07:51
Ooo, Senku, look, a rocket, just the way you like it..00:07:53
*CRNCH*00:07:54
Don't spin you head, you should not do it00:07:55
Eeggh, don't worry, wounds are healing fast00:07:58
With dissolving the stone..00:07:59
Maybe the stone is the best medic!00:08:01
Medic Stone!00:08:02
Doctor Stone!00:08:04
Oooooooohh...00:08:05
Oh, so that's why this video is called like that..00:08:07
Ok, so, you two are going to be Tsukasa's moles,00:08:09
We have to know, what is he up to.00:08:11
Got it... And what are you going to?..00:08:13
And I will hire those, who make smoke signals.00:08:15
Right..00:08:16
What, are you gonna just part your ways like that?00:08:18
We won't see each other for a long time..00:08:20
Maybe for a week.. a month..00:08:22
Or a year..00:08:24
SEEEEEEEENNnnnnnn--00:08:25
(I can't shout!)00:08:26
(We can get uncovered!)00:08:27
~Broooo, everything's gonna be fiiiine!~00:08:30
Eh? Yeah-yeah..00:08:32
...Dumbass.00:08:37
I can heeeeear you..00:08:38
mh-hmhm-hm-mh :>00:08:39
MRGHHHHHHHH!!!!! >.<00:08:40
ay-ay, could you at least introduce yourself?00:08:42
I SAW, how you murdered that wizard!00:08:44
..Murdered who?00:08:45
He triggered a volcano on you with a black powder!!00:08:47
Got it..00:08:48
Hi to neanderthals.00:08:50
I actually kinda in a hurry, sooo..00:08:51
*slap*00:08:55
*Pizda*00:08:59
*Running science noises*00:09:01
- Hey Ron
- Hey Billy00:09:02
Оh, the wizard..00:09:03
IT'S BIG BRAIN TIME!00:09:04
So, the wood is about a ton,00:09:06
That's approximately 43 baby bears,00:09:08
And so we need a system for their lift!00:09:10
wat's that?..00:09:11
BLOCK IS GROUNDED - ARCHIMEDES IS BOUNDED!!!00:09:14
*russian meme song..*00:09:17
*It's funny if you're Russian and watching Russian subtitles*00:09:19
That.. thing of yours like wzhhhh,00:09:22
And I like woooow.......00:09:24
My name is Kohaku.00:09:25
And I'm starting to fall in lo--00:09:27
Ok, Kohaku, I sleep.00:09:30
eehh...00:09:31
so, you are like, against that big long hair guy with, right?00:09:34
Might lend a hand!00:09:35
The two of us won't do much..00:09:37
Who said the two of us?00:09:38
HUE-HUE))00:09:39
On our way we need to grab some--00:09:41
Som WAter fo sista!00:09:43
No-no-no, lemme do it.00:09:44
*DUFF*00:09:45
Has every person in this world a power of a gorilla?...00:09:48
hey, that's rude!00:09:50
I rebuilt yesterday's block into a bamboo-mobil!00:09:53
Would much easier! Ok, turn right!00:09:54
There is NO WHEEL!!!!00:09:58
Done, we're here.00:10:02
Das my village, soooo!00:10:04
Did someone revived them?00:10:06
Well...00:10:07
They look like the same gorillas..00:10:09
DON'T CALL ME LIKE THAT!!!00:10:12
Ok, boys, this guy saved me.00:10:14
The Leader would be mad, if we don't kill him.00:10:16
Yes >:300:10:17
Law is a law.00:10:18
Eehh, what am I to do with you...00:10:21
PHEEEEEEWWWWW00:10:22
WO-O-OOW, WAT IS THAT!??00:10:23
I, obviously, knew that they are stupid, but not that stupid..00:10:26
I CAN'T STOP THEM!!!!!00:10:27
You shit-for-brains! The same happens when we wash our clothes00:10:30
Chrome? What are you doing here?00:10:31
I will prove, that I'm THE BEST magician here!00:10:33
UEHEHAUHEUHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!00:10:34
CAST A LOOK AT MY MAGIC, OUTSIDER!00:10:36
BSHHHHHHHH00:10:37
Wow, the fire turned yellow!00:10:38
A-and it's azure!!00:10:39
A-AND NOW IT'S PURPLE!!!!!!!!00:10:40
You just threw salt, copper and then sulfur in the fire..00:10:43
hm-hm-hm)00:10:44
HOW DID HE KNOW, I DIDN'T SHOW ANYBODY THIS!!???00:10:46
That's nothing, I have something else!00:10:49
*Aggressive copper ball rubbing noises*00:10:51
*Chrome uses thunder shock!*00:10:53
HUEEEE, WHAT IS THAT!?00:10:54
Wow, you made a copper ball!00:10:56
You melt copper sulfate in a vase and broke the cooled vessel00:10:59
Good job, Chrome, my respect!00:11:00
But if you rub it with skin, not hands...00:11:03
*you spin me right round*00:11:04
*Senku uses thunderbolt!*00:11:05
*It was super effective!*
(I'll stop with Pokemon jokes)00:11:07
H.. How does this thing work?..00:11:09
Here, check it out!00:11:10
woooooooo...00:11:12
Hmm, Chrome, you came up with it yourself?00:11:14
And stored here every potentially useful stones?00:11:16
Well dets naice, it will speed up my progress00:11:18
Well ok then! Let's compete in arithmetic!00:11:21
If I lose - You get my storage,00:11:22
But if you--00:11:23
*mathematics death*00:11:25
I lost......00:11:26
I found cinnabar at your place00:11:28
If you melt it, you will get mercury00:11:29
Add a bit of gold and...00:11:31
Now you have golden spear!00:11:34
but why would I even need this?00:11:35
What do you meen "why would you even need this", You're a guuuuuardian, you have to look gooooood00:11:38
I hope you're not trying to buy my trust?!00:11:40
the present is good, though, thanks.00:11:41
Khue-hue, we almost gottem in a pocket00:11:43
Wow, you collect herbs besides rocks?00:11:46
I'm trying to find the cure for Ruri00:11:48
That is the reason, why I decided to become a wizard00:11:50
Here comes the water, Ruri!00:11:51
Ckhe-kh-ckh..00:11:52
Б̸̲̦̽̀̎̀Х̵̛͕̘̖̰͖̟͕̱͕͈̈́̄̆̏͛̍̐̇̏̚К̴̫͎̯̤̍͠͠Х̶̛̼̗̹͎̖͊͒͑́̈́̓͛͠Э̸̛̲̩̼͖̺̖̐̊̚-̵̡̹͙̺̭̳̻͙͍͚͍̰̮̞̽̅Х̷̛̤͍͙̣͉͉͍̻͕̘̭̟̫̰̿̂̈́̃́̽̑̃̔̂͛͘̕͠Ӑ̵̨̺̯̠̳͓͇̳̞͎͙̭̟̪̺̈́̈́̍͒͗̋͗̆̾̀̌̈͘͘-̷͉̍̂̿͐̈̍̔̋̋̍̐͑͑͘̕Х̵̻̥͈̩͕̤͊̅͑̃́̈́̔̅̒̕͘Э̴̤̆͑͌У̷̨̡̧̨̡̛̖̙̘̘̇͂̿͐͐̋́̎͗͒̚͘̚͠00:11:53
Senku! Can you construct some kind of defibrillator from rocks'n'sticks?!00:11:56
There is a better way00:11:57
We'll invent the revolution of 21st century00:12:00
Antibiotics.00:12:01
So, that's our plan00:12:02
If I start explaining this, we won't finish tomorrow, mt00:12:04
Ok, we'll start with the iron.00:12:06
But it's not so easy to mine it..00:12:07
OOO, LOOK, SENKU! I FOUND THIS ROCK IN THE MOUNTAINS!00:12:10
It always points in one direction!00:12:11
10 000 points to your arse, Chrome..00:12:14
We will obtain iron with magnet!00:12:18
whats that swimming to us?..00:12:20
A m-melon?00:12:22
Suika, why are you here?00:12:23
I can't help people because of my melon00:12:25
So I... Decided to help you.00:12:28
Well YES, that's the reason00:12:30
WHY YOU LOOKIN' AT ME?!00:12:31
Based enough.00:12:32
Here's magnet, vacuum-clean up00:12:34
So, now we mix this iron with the coal00:12:37
And ignite it, right?00:12:38
Yes, but the wood burns up to 600 degrees00:12:40
And we need at least 1 50000:12:42
COME ON, BOOOOIIIS!!!!!00:12:44
500 DEGREES MORE!!!00:12:45
My hands are going to die!!00:12:46
And how long we have to do this?!00:12:48
About 20 or maybe 30 hours00:12:50
WHAAAAAAAT????????00:12:55
Yeaaah... Can't craft iron with that much power...00:12:59
WE NEED MANPOWER!00:13:01
Spear...00:13:02
I want silver spear..00:13:04
KHUE-HUE-HUE!!00:13:05
So, we have to know, what every person in the village wants00:13:07
I'll spy 'em00:13:08
Hey, guys, have you heard about that outsider who mess around with powders..00:13:12
I hope he's beautiful!00:13:13
I hope I can waste him!00:13:14
I want fried fish no more ;-;00:13:17
Hmm...00:13:18
The food's the only thing I can provide00:13:20
*The invention of the RTE noodles*00:13:21
SLURP SLURP
SLURP00:13:22
SLURP
SLURP
SLURP00:13:23
*iMiles teapot noises*00:13:24
Sso delicious!!!00:13:26
Would never think I could enslave people with noodles!00:13:30
Your name's Senko, right?00:13:31
What type of girls you like?00:13:33
The type, that can ignite the forge.00:13:34
Your plan worked, Senku.00:13:36
Well, of course it did..00:13:37
I'll make 'em work out EVERYTHING they've had eaten today!!!!00:13:40
You a fucking smartass...00:13:42
Eeh, would love some cola..00:13:45
Who the fuck are you?!00:13:46
I found your dickface fucko strange immediately..00:13:49
Gen Asagiri.00:13:50
You know him?00:13:51
No, but I saw his dumb psychology books.00:13:54
Aaah, so you are familiar..00:13:55
Hope you are full,00:13:56
Because now you're going to work out everything00:13:59
*work out noises*00:14:00
Hey, Genko00:14:01
How's Taiju and Yuza been doing?00:14:03
Fiiiiinneeee....00:14:04
Can I kill him??00:14:05
Hold it. Why did you uncover yourself so easily?00:14:07
Well, I had to find out if you are still alive or not for Tsukasa..00:14:11
But if you acquire iron weapon, theeeeen...00:14:13
But I have to crack my ass working00:14:15
While I didn't do a thing at Tsukasa's..00:14:17
Can I now???00:14:18
No, kill him and Tsuka will come here himself00:14:20
Go, Gen00:14:21
But after you see, what we will do with the iron00:14:24
You're deeeeeefinitely going to join us00:14:26
And what is it?00:14:29
The generator.00:14:30
*Upgrades, people, upgrades!*00:14:32
G-GENERATOR???00:14:34
S-Sen, did you got shucking fock???!00:14:36
We need a really strong magnet for it00:14:38
And thaaaaanks daddy scriptwriter for the thunder00:14:40
So, gently snitch those planks for the bridge00:14:42
Pour melted copper into the cut parts,00:14:44
Wrap the iron with it,00:14:45
Fool imbeciles, who are going to kick our arse for snitching one the bridge,00:14:47
Eeghh, what can I even do..00:14:49
Boys, we are going to tame the thunder.00:14:51
Yeah, tame my ass!00:14:52
Look, flowers00:14:53
HOP, NO FLOWERS!00:14:54
HOW DID YOU-- All right then, we believe, we're out..00:14:56
flower trick, huh..00:14:58
Fuck! We won't manage to set the lightning rod in time!00:15:00
Egh, if only we had a long stick!00:15:02
Ok, we only have to look out for--00:15:04
*Oh, shiny!*00:15:05
No-no-no, that's my spear!!!00:15:07
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!00:15:11
*It's gonna fucking blow up*00:15:14
Magnet...00:15:16
IS OUUURS.00:15:17
my spear...00:15:18
Well, we need to do one more thing.00:15:20
*Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer.*00:15:23
*That means I solve problems*00:15:26
Achievment unlocked: Industrial Craft 200:15:27
Now we need two fools who would be spinning plates of a generator00:15:31
GUYS, WE CAN MAKE GOLDEN AND SILVER SPEARS00:15:34
But we need electricity for them, sooo..00:15:36
*Cyberdumb*00:15:38
So what, what kind of bullcrap are you going to make up?00:15:42
What is it?00:15:43
Steamed bamboo.00:15:44
*Oh, the lights are on*00:15:46
A bulb...00:15:47
WO-OO-OO!!00:15:48
guess, you expected that kind of reaction from me, right?00:15:49
What are we going to do with the prick in a robe?00:15:51
We need him to report Tsukasa, that I'm dead.00:15:56
*jaw turned off* *ded*00:15:58
Cmn, someone killed him before me...00:16:00
Hold on..00:16:01
Eegh.. These stupid tricks of yours actually managed to save you..00:16:05
Who did this.. In a minute!00:16:06
HAHAHAHA! THE MAGICIAN IS DEAD, I'M THE COOLE--00:16:09
It was Magma.00:16:11
but why?00:16:12
I think, he'd mistaken Gen for you..00:16:13
The competition for the ruler of the village will be held soon..00:16:15
On the previous competition he said:00:16:17
"I HOPE RURI WASTES SOON"00:16:19
"SO I COULD BECOME THE ONLY RULER"00:16:20
Fucko on steroids..00:16:21
It seems that he's afraid of your magic stuff, so he wants to get rid of you00:16:24
But if Kinro or Ginro will become the head of the village, there will be no problems with curing Ruri.00:16:28
So in that case...00:16:29
Training time, BITCHES!!!00:16:30
GUYS, GENKO IS GONE!00:16:32
*There are a lot of scenes of heavy breathing running boys*00:16:33
I think he's going to report to Tsukasa..00:16:35
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIM!--00:16:36
Hold the phone.00:16:37
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)00:16:39
You should've seen his face when he looked at that bulb00:16:42
He decided everything already.00:16:43
Senku's dead, bro! :)))00:16:44
H M M M M M M M00:16:46
K then, you won't run places with clay only..00:16:48
We need glass.00:16:50
Gglass?00:16:51
And also, if we would have glass00:16:52
We could've Suika's melon removed :)))00:16:55
Hey, Senku, she doesn't like being without her me...00:16:58
ooOOOOOOH, YOU ARE SO CUUUUUUTE!!!00:17:00
*Wither IV* H-hey, YOU OK?!00:17:01
Oi, everything's blurry all of a sudden...00:17:03
I have to pear, if I'm walking without my melon aand...00:17:06
Sui. We are going to fix you eyes.00:17:08
*Boom* *Bam*00:17:09
*Bup*00:17:10
*Pow*00:17:11
So, can you see anything?00:17:12
I see scribbles of some strange thing00:17:15
Got it, correcting!00:17:19
Why did we..00:17:20
What do you see now?00:17:21
Sen, I have a bad vision, but no that bad..00:17:25
And with this?00:17:31
*There's a rain today boys*00:17:37
Weak!00:17:38
Magma wouldn't even flick of these punches!00:17:39
Maybe you should already tell her, that you have a bad vision too?00:17:42
NO! A MAN MUSTN'T COVER HIMSELF BEHIND EXCUSES!00:17:44
Mmyeeah..00:17:45
Ok, so, I need tubes00:17:47
Chrome, you gotta blow some00:17:49
..what? Literally.00:17:50
(Who the fuck blows like that..)00:17:54
(Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...)00:17:56
Hey, Senku, look! I brought our craftsman!00:17:58
PLEASE, KASEKI SIR, HELP US!00:18:00
I'm not going to help you! You stole the planks from my brid--00:18:04
..What is that...00:18:05
Slippery solid slime™?00:18:07
Hue-hue-hue-hue :))))00:18:09
Go on, Chrome, blow out some more00:18:10
*Blows*00:18:13
Damn, screwed up again!00:18:14
H-hey, what are you doing!?00:18:16
*boo(l)b*00:18:17
You fucking idiots....00:18:18
ARE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!00:18:21
ALRIGHT, I'll DO IT MYSELF00:18:24
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM00:18:26
PHHEEEEEWWW00:18:28
I suspected that it would work, but not that quite good..00:18:30
Yup.. Now we have a laboratory..00:18:33
From this point on it's00:18:34
GETTING REAL00:18:35
Woooo, silver spear!!! Thank you Senku!!00:18:38
Actually, I didn't make it for you specifically00:18:39
er.. What?00:18:40
Hold it right in front of yourself and hope it won't go black00:18:43
Aaand...00:18:44
If it does..00:18:45
Y̵o̵u̵ ̸w̶i̷l̶l̷ ̵h̷a̷v̷e̶ ̶o̸n̴l̷y̸ ̵a̶ ̵s̶e̵c̷o̷n̴d̶ ̷t̷o̶ ̵r̴u̶n̴,00:18:48
O̸r̶ ̴y̷o̸u̴ ̵w̷i̷l̶l̴ ̶d̸i̸e̴.00:18:49
N-not black!00:18:50
N-not now too!00:18:52
Ee-verything is fine!00:18:53
maybe I should've told him?00:18:56
Wooooooooooo :О00:18:58
Huh, someone trips :D00:19:00
Yeaup!!00:19:02
Sen, what's up?00:19:03
Wrong place?00:19:04
No, we do need this water..00:19:06
It's just that it produces very poisonous sulphides00:19:08
Which are heavier than air00:19:10
Get what I mean?00:19:11
Oooh, so you made the spear to indicate them?00:19:13
Exactly, and silver is reacting with that stuff and makes it bla...00:19:17
GINRO, IDIOT, RUN AWAY!!!!00:19:19
YEES!! GINRO!!! YAAAY!!! COME ON!!! COME ON!!!!00:19:22
FUCKING SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!00:19:29
Ooops... :о00:19:31
H̴̙̞̾̉O̵͕͊͜W̸͉̹͌͌̈͐ ̶̡̆͘D̶͖͕̪̙̑Į̵̟̝̞̅͘Ḑ̶̱͎̐ ̶̲̞͍̙̚Y̶̤͕̰͚̆Ȯ̴̠͖̭̰͋̈́̆Ū̵̧͆̀͜ ̸̥́̍͛K̴̩̝̹͆̂͜͠N̷͕̥̙͑̓̓Ǫ̷̩̭̆̊̇͝W̸̦̙̄͠?̷̥̾͋?̸̨̼̪̲̔̏̔?̵̞̤̪̥̉͗?̶̙̯̐̅̈́͝?̴̪̄00:19:33
Ą̵̤̠̘͛̂͗͠ ̶̖̝͆̄͑B̸͎͗I̴̦̣̤͒̈͠T̷̘̈́̀ ̵̧̪̳̈M̸̢̲̫̿̊Ǒ̴̞̩̓R̸̡̘̥̊ͅE̴͔͝ ̵͍͔̘̅̀͆T̶̨͚̙͕̓Ì̷̞̒M̵͕̈́͝Ẽ̵̬̣ ̵̣̥̞́́͆̅A̸͈̦̒̅͘N̴̙̋̄͜͝D̷̛̦̖̬̏ ̸͚̽̌̒Į̶́̽ ̶̨̧͎͆͝W̸̤̎O̴̳̬̍U̴͉͙̎̍̀͘L̴͈̜̞̈́̌̿͝D̶̛̜̪̊͌̔'̷̹̯̀V̶̙̽̀͝͠Ė̵͈̝̈-̷̖̱̋̽͠-̶͈̺̦͐͋̕͝00:19:34
HEHEYUHIH! GO AWAY FROM ME!!!!00:19:36
I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!00:19:37
Ginro! Fucking hell!00:19:39
what is up with that water?..00:19:40
Sulfuric acid.00:19:41
We need it for the cure00:19:43
But.. How can we?!..00:19:45
Puff, out of the question:00:19:46
Ash, coal, tubes, masks00:19:47
And we get stone-age gas mask!00:19:49
Dr. Stone, bitch..00:19:50
Alright, two more bottles and we're leaving00:19:55
I don't really like that music..00:20:00
Ginro?! You said, you didn't want to come with us!00:20:02
You are too heavy!!!!!00:20:04
H-HEY! BREATHE EASIER! The gas mask won't stand for too long!00:20:07
PHUFH!! WON'T STHAND FOR LONG?!!00:20:09
IT MEANS I'll DIE, RIGHT?!00:20:10
Ginro! You haven't pissed you pants and came to us, JUST TO SHIT YOUR PAN--00:20:13
*Yeet* WE GOT THE SULFURIC ACID!!!00:20:15
Now we have everything we need.00:20:17
Boil the sulfur, season, condense it00:20:18
And we have the hydrochloric acid00:20:20
Mmmm, you can spill you guts with it00:20:22
LITERALLY!00:20:23
Add some agglomerate to it00:20:25
And we get chlorosulfiric acid!00:20:27
WOOoooo, that thing is WAY MORE dangerous!00:20:29
Separate the salt00:20:30
And we have the sodium hydroxide!00:20:32
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN LIQUID BONES????????00:20:34
Sen, stop scaring her!00:20:36
And the most important is:00:20:37
Ammo--ooo....00:20:38
Yea. You can get ammonia that way too.00:20:40
Now we only need our dummies to win00:20:42
Noble elder, we have a new..00:20:44
Contender...00:20:46
What?00:20:47
WHY THE FUCK YOU PARTICIPATING???00:20:48
We will make everything up that way00:20:49
So at the end of the competition tired Magma would be fighting Kinro00:20:52
First round: Kinro vs Magma00:20:54
*Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh*00:20:57
Ok, don't panic guys!00:20:58
We have dopping from local drug plants!00:21:00
Idiot! Why the fuck did you eat all the ingredients?!00:21:02
I'll get some more!00:21:04
Naaaaaaaaaah :))))00:21:05
Guys, that's urgent!00:21:06
Suika went for plants and drown..00:21:09
How interesting, and how exactly did you know that she went specifically for plants, HUUUUUH?00:21:12
Senku! I have to!00:21:14
You do understand, that he's lying..00:21:15
WHAT IF HE'S NOT???00:21:18
Mmmyeah...00:21:19
If Kokahu won't be up to her turn00:21:21
She will be disqualified from the competition00:21:22
Noice work, Mantle00:21:24
No sweat, bro!00:21:25
Now NO ONE is going to stop me...00:21:27
FIGHT!00:21:30
TDUFTDUFTDUFTDUFTDUF!!!00:21:31
HOLY FU--00:21:32
EEERG, THAT LITTLE ONE TIED ME UP!00:21:34
*FLURP*00:21:35
DUUUDES, I GOT THE PLANTS!!!00:21:36
:О Magma moved away from him!00:21:38
FUCK, WHERE IS HE!?00:21:40
Kinro...00:21:41
Is peering...00:21:42
NUAGH!!00:21:43
I'm here, you twat!00:21:44
*BAMS*00:21:46
KIIINVROOOOOOO!!!00:21:48
PHEEOOOOWWWFFFF...00:21:50
Kinro! Catch!00:21:52
*New unidentified device was connected*00:21:56
*pathossssssssss*00:21:59
*Missing noises intensifies*00:22:02
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!00:22:04
My turn.00:22:05
TDUFTDUFTDUFTDUFTDUF!!!!00:22:07
*SHBAMS*00:22:09
oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH00:22:12
uugh, bro, is it not against the rules, that I got that mask on me?00:22:15
Nah, bro, but it's a shame you forgot about Magma00:22:17
BAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!00:22:18
B O N K00:22:22
KINVRO, YOU'RE A DI--00:22:23
Second round: Chrome Vs Mantle00:22:25
*Flop Khlep Mlop Plop Hlop*00:22:27
If Kohaku won't make it out in before the next round00:22:29
She is out.00:22:32
*Parku marku movemnt*00:22:34
She's already here??! MANTLE!00:22:36
L O S E .00:22:38
Oi, me back hurt!00:22:39
Round three...00:22:40
FUUF HUUF FUFU!!00:22:41
I do not see Kohaku...00:22:43
PHUF FUPH PHFUFH00:22:45
Since Kohaku is not here00:22:46
The winner is...00:22:47
I'M FUCKING HERE!00:22:48
Winner is Senku!00:22:49
*You lost*00:22:51
Well...00:22:52
Our only hope is...00:22:54
Ginro, please do it somehow, eh...00:22:56
I...00:22:57
I... am ginro...00:22:59
Those ingredients gave me the power...00:23:03
By the power of drugs!
*Ginro's POV*00:23:07
What, have I been eating them for nothing all this time???00:23:09
FIGHT!00:23:14
A-are these leafs really that strong??!00:23:16
No, not leafs00:23:17
The willpower, buddy00:23:19
You little!00:23:20
*Pain*00:23:22
PHOH HOUEEH PHUHOH...00:23:24
You call that a punch?...00:23:26
I'mf gonnfa fhow you, how you shfould punf!!!!00:23:28
What is wrong with him?--00:23:30
*Snake is ded*00:23:31
Semifinal: Magma vs Chrome!00:23:33
FIGHT!00:23:40
*Magma's confused - vision gone down*00:23:41
You little!--00:23:43
*Another set of pure pain*00:23:46
what the..00:23:47
I remember Senku igniting sticks with a lens!00:23:49
I WILL IGINTE MAGMA!!!00:23:51
YOU WON'T IGNITE MAGMA!00:23:52
MY LENS WAS CONVEXED, NOT CONCAVED, LIKE THE MEL...00:23:54
Wait...00:23:56
So you poured sweat and tears on the lens?..00:23:58
And how long exactly he needs to stay like this?00:24:00
Oh, Genko, you alive?00:24:02
Ok, so...00:24:03
It would be hard to count in mind, but I'll try...00:24:05
....ueheheheh....00:24:08
The lens's diameter - 5 cm00:24:10
The solar constant - 1367 W/m²00:24:13
Which means, that coefficient of heat transmission = 2,682100:24:17
If we will count the burning temperature of the wool without the wind,00:24:20
Temperature at 1,3 kJ and the intensity of the light to 900 Kg/m³00:24:24
We get 60 seconds!00:24:26
Oooh, 60 seconds it is..00:24:28
Okay.. Heeey, Magma! I was revived00:24:31
By the power of Maaagic!!!00:24:32
Hhow?! But I-- there--00:24:33
Look, I'm gonna cast a magic spell, which is called:00:24:35
SUCK-MY-BUTT00:24:37
Now, if you move even an inch, you will have00:24:39
EAR CANCER!!!00:24:40
HEY! MAGIC IS AGAINST THE RULES!00:24:42
Only if it will happen00:24:44
But what if he's bluffing?00:24:46
*Minute...00:24:48
*Minute... Passes* WYM MY PANTS BURNED???00:24:50
WE DECIDED IT WOULD BE CANCER!!!00:24:51
*No Nut Never*00:24:52
(He won't be coming up anytime soon)00:24:54
Shi...00:24:55
Khm-ckhm-kh-khm00:24:56
The winner is Сhrome!00:24:57
Our team has no more opponents!00:24:59
Aiiiight, then I'll go..00:25:01
I'll go back when you capture the village.00:25:03
See ya00:25:04
Ruri, you want to marry Chrome, right?00:25:06
Alright, then we are going to set everything up that way, so that will happen!00:25:09
Naaaaaah00:25:10
I'll marry anyone, who would win the competition!00:25:12
Wait.... Really?00:25:14
she couldn't have answered different..00:25:18
Semifinal: Senku vs Ginro!00:25:21
FIGHT!00:25:22
HeEEY! GINRO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???00:25:23
HUEHUEHUEHUE THAT'S A ONE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE, BRO!00:25:29
you know what to do00:25:31
Well, if there isn't any way..00:25:32
No-no-no, I won't let you use you scien--00:25:35
*Stop with the nut-cracking, we are not making a fucking salad, man!*00:25:39
Egh, ok, come on, get up..00:25:41
It's time for you to become the leader of the villa--00:25:43
I think he's...00:25:45
..out of here...00:25:46
Guess, from the joy, that we can cure Ru...00:25:50
Hold on...00:25:53
but he's, like...00:25:54
he's the last...00:25:56
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM00:25:58
MMKHM-KHMM....00:26:00
The head of the village and the husband of the priestess is...00:26:03
Senku.00:26:04
*General confusion*00:26:06
Outpost captured!
(accidentally)00:26:07
Myeaaah..00:26:08
So you mean that I will become the leader only if I marry Ruri?00:26:11
Aight, I'm down.00:26:13
Eehh-- Stop right there, Senku! Who the fuck you think you are????00:26:15
I won't let some outsider to become the head of the village!!!!!!00:26:17
The ex-leader is a bit too loud, innit!00:26:19
And also bring the wine here! WE WILL BE CELEBRATING!00:26:24
BHUE-PHE-HUE-HUEEE00:26:25
M-yeeah, Ruri is really bad right now.....00:26:27
Ok then, there is a lot of alcohol00:26:29
We have to finish the antibiotics.00:26:31
No-no-no-no, you're not going anywhere!!00:26:33
Due to a tradition, we will be drinking all night!!00:26:34
Is that so...00:26:36
Alrighty then, I'm divorcing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯00:26:37
*dude...*00:26:39
HUE-HUE!! TO THE ANTIBIOTICS!!!!!00:26:43
Ammonia should wake him up, right?00:26:45
WAKE THE FUCK UP SAMURAI!!!!!!!00:26:46
(Just like mommy used to do :) )00:26:47
Eegh, so, let us put our foot on track...00:26:50
From tar, hydrochloric acid and ethyl acetate we get aniline00:26:53
What is that roller-coaster?...00:26:58
Fuckingreally!?00:27:00
Seeen, why do you need soda wat--00:27:01
EEEEEEEERRR????00:27:03
What happened here?!00:27:05
aniline exploded...00:27:06
So... Soda is what for?00:27:08
I could explain to you, but you're going to regret it00:27:11
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh00:27:12
After cleaning tar with hydrochloric acid00:27:15
and ethyl acetate I got aniline00:27:16
Then, from vinegar and shells,00:27:18
with some sulfurous acid I crted crystal vingar vinvgrvrv00:27:20
phhhhh, BLRBLRBLRBLRLBLRLBR!00:27:21
basicaly, I'm fucking tired00:27:22
here's your powder00:27:23
Consume.00:27:24
Eeergh, and I thought he was doing a soda fo..00:27:30
~Ergh, would love some cola...~00:27:35
WUHUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!00:27:36
So.00:27:37
Say something funny.00:27:39
Bababooye!00:27:40
*brblablooey*00:27:42
It seems, that she has liquid in her lungs..00:27:48
There is inflammation on the entire surface of the lungs...00:27:51
The bacterial inflammation, to be precise...00:27:52
Which also attacks mice...00:27:54
SENKU, RURI, SHE--00:27:56
*Bad cough*00:27:59
It started after...00:28:00
After that medicament...00:28:06
S-senku...?00:28:08
IT'S YOUR FAULT!00:28:09
You are right...00:28:10
Wh-- I KNEW IT!!00:28:11
After the medicine, the activity of the bacteria rose00:28:14
That is the unique pneumococcus feature00:28:16
which means, she has...00:28:18
Pneumonia.00:28:19
And our cure will most definitely destroy it!00:28:21
We just need to give her more--00:28:23
ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS???!!00:28:24
I believe in science!!00:28:26
Holy fuck :о00:28:29
*Sniff*00:28:31
UEEEEEEGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA So, guys, from this day on, this guy with spring onion haircut00:28:34
Becomes the LEADER OF THE ISHIGAMI VILLAGE!00:28:36
This village is called--00:28:38
Ishigami?!00:28:39
Yeah brotha00:28:40
I knew your name from the beginning...00:28:43
Senku Ishigami.00:28:45
Ooh, that explains everything.00:28:47
Wh-what did you get?00:28:48
The settlement of people in Japan with non-Japanese appearance00:28:51
With the fact, that all the people on the Earth are buried00:28:53
Senku! I will prove to you, that I'm a strong nugger too!00:28:56
HUE HA HA HA HA HA!!!!00:28:57
Your village was settled by my father.00:29:02
Oi, hi there, let's get to know each other!00:29:04
That is our singer, ayo00:29:06
She is from America!00:29:07
That is SHAMIL, he's from Russia!00:29:09
Greetings to Tatars, others are pity!
(shamil is tatar name)00:29:11
And I'm myself from Japan, name is Byaku.00:29:13
Well, we have 3 more dudes, but they are too uninteresting..00:29:16
ey, hey there00:29:17
Gu-guys...00:29:18
Look at the Earth...00:29:23
Wait, h-h-hold on!00:29:24
Let me check the live-streams!00:29:29
wh--at the?...00:29:31
We have to wait for help!00:29:32
No, we have to fly to the Earth!00:29:34
Ok.00:29:35
So, they survived because they weren't on Earth...00:29:38
After thousands of years, their descendants live here...00:29:41
In the last giving00:29:42
Which was given throughout the generations00:29:44
It was written, that..00:29:45
We all have to go to Japan00:29:47
Where someone named Senku is going to wait for us..00:29:49
Senku, you hear, I left you some helpers..00:29:51
Make normal people from these apes, ok?00:29:54
Son of a bitch, ay00:29:55
You're annoying me! Drink I say!00:29:57
Nah-nah-nah, I still have to tell something00:29:59
So?00:30:00
How is Tsukasa?00:30:01
THEY ARE ALREADY COMING HERE.00:30:04
Gen, you haven't seen Senku's corpse, have you?00:30:06
weeeeeeell...00:30:07
WE ARE GOING TO SEARCH!00:30:08
Ginro! Go to the village, quickly, alert everyone!00:30:11
Uh?00:30:12
What?00:30:14
ooOOKAY, GOT IT, NO PROBLEMS!!!00:30:19
Eergh.. I think I broke my nose!00:30:21
You broke your brain, if you decided to fight the spearman on the bridge.00:30:25
Let me.00:30:30
GINRO, DROP THE BRIDGE!!!00:30:32
*Sniff*00:30:34
ICAN'THHHH!!!!!!00:30:35
The last bit of gunpowder...00:30:37
Magma, could you please throw this rock right thaaaaaaaaat way?00:30:40
And why should I!--00:30:41
You want to overtake the village, right?00:30:42
It may be gone todaaay.00:30:44
(actually thinks)00:30:49
*LOAD IT*00:30:53
DISMISS, THEY HAVE A BATTERY!!!!!00:30:55
So, you are that..00:30:56
Yeah-yeah, I'm that one00:30:57
And we also have 20 gran of guns00:30:58
Say Tsukasa that exactly00:30:59
Ok.00:31:00
(._.)✌00:31:02
NOOOOOOO! KINRO IS DEAD!!!00:31:04
I'm still alive, idiot!00:31:08
Analginny, aspirinny!00:31:13
I'm better.00:31:14
WHAT??????00:31:15
HE'S TOLERATING IT!00:31:16
Don't overwork yourself, Kinro.00:31:18
We will know, when they attack.00:31:20
Better attack them in thunder, so their GUNS will go wet!00:31:23
Oh! Good idea, bro!00:31:25
Stupid idea, it's so obvious..00:31:27
Alright, let them go..00:31:28
At least we would know the Senku's secret00:31:32
Hmph!00:31:33
Damn, cool!00:31:35
Ok, old man, listen!00:31:36
whisperwhisperwhisperwhisper00:31:37
I'M ON IT BROOOOOO!!!!!!!00:31:39
(storm)00:31:40
mmmm...00:31:42
Mmmmmm.....00:31:46
MMMMMMMMMM....00:31:47
MMph!00:31:51
HUEAHA HAHA HAHA!!!00:31:52
OH SHIT...00:31:53
П̷̩̫̬̮̎͌Х̷̡̰̜̐͂̔̕͝А̴̨͖͚͐̓́͜Х̸̧̲̺̣̤̅̐̀̑͠ͅӐ̷̡̰̞̥͕̓̓̀͝Х̸̱̭̜̬͒̎А̶̟͚̟͂͐͛Х̵͓̪̮̯̦̮́̇͐А̸̥͌̎Х̴̡̰̪̄̊А̶̭́̄͠Х̷͕͇͕̱̄̅̑̓А̸̢̲̉̅̋́͠͠00:32:02
Ergh... Katanas...00:32:04
They have ka-kaTANAS!00:32:05
Eeergh.. Ok, I'll do everything myself.00:32:08
*Johnny, look at that spin!*00:32:13
EEERRRGGH! YOU SPEAR JUST BROKE!00:32:15
WHO COULD'VE DONE IT?!! :O00:32:17
Gen. Son of a bitch00:32:18
Oi, bro, yo wha, hit him by a mistake, huh!00:32:21
What a pity...00:32:23
...that you still didn't understand, that we've set your village on fire.00:32:26
*OO BLYAT, IT FUCKING BUUUURNS!*00:32:28
And didn't notice our chick with a torch00:32:30
Ok, we're out :)00:32:33
Gu-gu-gu-gu-guys, what do we--00:32:35
O-o-ok! I'll misdirect them!!!!00:32:36
Hey, boys, there some kind of leftover!00:32:38
H-haave to run against the wind!00:32:39
S-so that they couldn't lure me with the fire!00:32:42
I tried to stop her! But she still ran to the mountain!00:32:45
Don't tell me, that the wind is going from the mountain side...00:32:49
~Bluuueeee Fooooooooog~00:32:51
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG00:32:52
PUT SUIKA IN THE MASK!!!00:32:56
MVOI, what is this?!00:32:57
No worries, just a lethal gas.00:32:59
LETHAL GAS?!00:33:03
Mmmwh...00:33:04
What a good smell...00:33:05
I will tell everything to Tsukasa.00:33:06
Yeah-yeah, can you also come down here, prick00:33:09
So, guys, In a moment, that fucko is going to attack us with an army, which is being resurrected from some piss from the cave00:33:13
why are you looking at me that way? Literally00:33:15
there are still lots of questions...00:33:17
And because gunpowder is being made from that exact liquid00:33:20
We can't outfire them00:33:21
We have to attack them first00:33:23
With a helping hand of our new weapon00:33:24
Oh-ho! What is the weapon?00:33:25
The invention of the modern society00:33:27
A reason of victory at war and a dream of one Dumbass:00:33:30
Cellphone!00:33:32
Cell..00:33:33
Phone?00:33:34
Dumbass?00:33:36
*left-handed cancer of the brain nose*00:33:38
Eeh.. It's like.. For talking from a distance?00:33:41
But who will be our spy??00:33:42
That exact Dumbass...00:33:44
so...00:33:45
where do we start?00:33:46
The first thing we need to make00:33:47
IS A COTTON CANDY MAKER!!!00:33:50
Cotton..00:33:51
Candy?00:33:53
But instead of putting sugar, we will put melted gold.00:33:56
Granny, make me a cogwheel.00:33:58
..Make what? Woooow! Cool thing!00:34:00
I'm not even sorry for Kohaku's shield!00:34:01
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM00:34:03
:О00:34:04
Kaseki, listen, go with me, I'll tell you something!00:34:05
whisperwhisperwhisperwhisper00:34:07
UGHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!00:34:09
LET'S TRY IT OUT.00:34:12
What did he just came up with?00:34:14
You'll know in 15 seconds00:34:16
For now, let us work.00:34:17
We need to make golden wires from these strings00:34:19
And what's the exact length?00:34:22
Well, I would say from here aand...00:34:23
TO THAAAAAT MOUNTAIN!00:34:25
WHAAAAAAAAAT???????? *Sounds of work*00:34:27
Senku...00:34:28
I a bit overworked...00:34:29
but've done something...00:34:31
*Wheel is spinning - energy is generating!*00:34:33
HOW'S THAT?!00:34:34
Ooh... That's a windmill..00:34:36
So you've seen that????00:34:39
I rebuilt your thing into a hydroelectric power plant!00:34:43
*HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*00:34:44
We need an battary for the cellphone00:34:46
So get your ass up and blow some glaaaaass00:34:49
Good, now we put some plumbum in it and fill it with sulfur00:34:52
This thing really saves electrici--00:34:54
TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
(yes)00:34:56
Ok, now then bulbs.00:34:57
Bulbs are ready, 3-2-100:35:01
It's beautiful, of course00:35:02
But have I really been making these bulbs for 2 months straight for this?!00:35:04
Now we need vacuum electric lamps!00:35:07
Bamboo didn't stayed that atmosphere...00:35:14
*teapot*00:35:16
*oh, wait, it's the teeth that are boiling*00:35:17
I sleep.00:35:18
SEEEEEEENKU00:35:19
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO CELEBRATE THE NEW YEAR??!00:35:20
Holy-moly, new year will be in 2 seconds!00:35:23
Uuuugh... Guys, these rocks in my hand are glowing...00:35:26
A rock, that glows under the ultraviolet...00:35:29
It's an scheelite! Wolfram's ore!00:35:31
Where did you find it?!00:35:32
Duuh, I just was digging in stuff Chrome's brought..00:35:34
Scriptwriters let's goooooooo!00:35:37
Okay!00:35:38
Difficult machinations with the ore00:35:39
Then electricity with the water00:35:40
And free manpower!00:35:42
Wolfram's string is ready!00:35:43
Now we need to create vacuum in lamps00:35:45
With the help of...00:35:46
UGH?!!00:35:47
Hickman's pump!00:35:48
If I will start explaining, how it works, we won't finish today00:35:51
So go on and start, and I'll go make plastic00:35:53
Neeeeext Boil the wood00:35:54
Evaporate00:35:55
Heat up Pour copper and get formalin00:35:57
Wanna know how they marinate the corpses?!00:35:59
no thanks...00:36:01
Now we mix sodium hydroxide and formalin with...00:36:03
We need ash from the stone coal.00:36:05
W-we are already making few e-episodes these00:36:08
F-f-fUCKING wires!00:36:09
Fr-rezingly pissing!00:36:11
Hmm... *aggressive engineer noises*00:36:14
Ooooh, nice, Senku, you're so kind!00:36:16
Don't be happy too much..00:36:17
We only needed the ash00:36:19
And why you need the wine?00:36:20
For a microphone.00:36:22
...From the wine?00:36:23
We only need the crystals on the top00:36:24
Dissolve them in boiling water with some seaweed00:36:27
Done :) Uuugh.. And what IS the microphone?!00:36:29
This is seignette salt00:36:31
Resamples the sound into the electricity00:36:33
Plastic - done!00:36:34
Wires - done!00:36:35
MEGAPHONE - DONE!00:36:36
Vacuum tubes - done!00:36:37
The strongest weapon of the modernity..00:36:39
Cellphone - done!00:36:41
M-yeaaah, not quite that telephone I expected00:36:44
So...00:36:45
If I start talking into this00:36:46
They will hear me in the village?00:36:49
ARE YOU AGAIN ON THE LINE, FUCKA?00:36:50
*Dynamic confusion*00:36:51
HOW IS IT?!!!00:36:52
It's not a katana, but cool nevertheless!!00:36:55
Yeah! Like a dynamic00:36:56
Well, it actually is00:36:57
wait, what?00:36:58
How do you know that word?00:37:00
It was in one of the givens, that there once was a bee, called Dynamic00:37:03
And if you sting a tombstone with it, you can hear a dead man's voice00:37:08
*The last run of this video*00:37:11
Father's tombstone.00:37:13
Tch.. How did I never notice this00:37:16
That's not a stone, it's a solid cement, for god's sake!!!00:37:20
It's... The silver wrapping!00:37:22
Just a usual foil, сan be unwrapped with hydrochloric acid00:37:26
And that's a glass?!00:37:27
It seems, it's a bottle bottom.00:37:29
Dynamic...00:37:30
Speaks with the needle.00:37:32
Doesn't it remind you of anything?00:37:35
DPH-DISK!00:37:37
My father send us something00:37:38
And we are going to check it out00:37:39
Proceed, Ginro00:37:46
khe-khe-khe, hello?00:37:48
Ishigami Byako on the line.00:37:49
*HOLY SHIT*00:37:51
People, quiet, I can't hear a thing00:37:54
Senku, you have already captured the entire village, right?00:37:56
Let them check that out!00:38:00
Ahhhh.....00:38:02
~I'm gonna siiiiing~~00:38:04
~But not for loooong~~00:38:06
~You can figure out whyyyyyyyy..~00:38:08
~~THE TIME MANAGEMENT IS BOOOONG~~00:38:10
WOOAAAOOOW!!!00:38:11
What a rhyme!00:38:12
Thatht's incredible! ;000:38:13
Senku! There was many of something like this, right?00:38:16
Yeah.. A bunch of stuff...00:38:18
I'll show you everything,00:38:19
Once I get rid of Tsukasa and revive the rest.00:38:22
*ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ*00:38:24
KILL TSUKASA!!!00:38:25
SHE ACTUALLY DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!00:38:27
BUT I SAID00:38:28
Wooooo, everyone is so lively!00:38:30
All people are coming along just because of one song...00:38:32
I see, your father certainly gave you his smartass00:38:35
Tch..00:38:36
Bitch00:38:37
Alright, we only have to create another cellphone00:38:39
And bring it to Tsukasa00:38:42
Almost a year passed.00:38:43
Yeah...00:38:45
SENKU, JUST WAIT F--00:38:46
HEY, TAIJU, why are you screaming, we suppose to be the spies!00:38:48
Soo...00:38:49
We attack after the winter?00:38:50
Yes.00:38:51
Let's end the flame of science!00:38:53
Yeah, right, end my ass00:38:55
So what, boys?00:38:56
Stone wars?!00:38:57
The end.00:38:59
Bloopers:00:39:02
Hey, you shut your piehole and go get working!00:39:04
We have 7 bilns vegetbls to..00:39:05
re-brlblrblrbrlbrlbrlblrl00:39:06
Eeegh... If only I had allcoughol...00:39:09
All coughol...00:39:10
Cough. Who cough?00:39:12
Cough. Who cough?
WHO After cleaning the tar with hydrochloric acid and acetic tilethr,00:39:15
I got anilin.00:39:16
Then, from ving..00:39:17
Then, from vinegar and shells, with the sulfuric acid00:39:20
I extracted the crystls sosusdud, sto..00:39:22
So we can get ketene00:39:23
Guys, my rocks are glowing!00:39:25
A rock, which glows under the ultravioblebr00:39:28
brbrBRDBRDDRB00:39:29
We all have to go to Japan00:39:31
Where some Senku is going wait for US...00:39:33
UhOhO HoHoHO HooHuhU!00:39:35
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT INTONATION AT THE END, UEEGH!!00:39:37
"Thanks for feedback and support.
Happy new year, friends."00:39:44
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Гик Трип - https://geek-trip.ru/ Промокод: iMiles (скидка 10% на всё до конца января 21-го года) • Вторая часть - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2xAqNyH2vA • Группа ВК - https://vk.com/iimails • Исходники: Доктор Стоун (Dr Stone) - 1-24 серия • Музыка: 0:19 - DrStone - Good Morning World! 1:20 - Will & Tim - STFU 2:47 - Grass Skirt Chase - SpongeBob SquarePants 3:08 - LittleVMills - Pillar Men Theme 5:53 - FNAF - Mascot Tune 6:28 - Leave The Crowd Speechless - Wolves 7:00 - Dirty Audio & Slippy - Quake 7:07 - Disciple - Get Lemon 9:13 - HOMIE - Безумно можно быть первым 9:49 - Pendrilum - Vladimirsky Sugar 12:42 - Semargl - Credo Revolution (Zardonic Remix) 13:09 - Earthbound - Sanctuary Guardian 15:19 - More Gun (Engineer's Theme) 15:36 - kanash - superpunk 2008 17:27 - Dr. Stone - Thousands Of Years May Have Passed 18:23 - Tim Dover - Dauntless 19:52 - Бумер - Привет Морриконе 21:28 - Sonic Unleashed - Werehog Battle Theme 22:25 - Duncan Lamont - Pressure Point 22:32 - FEDUK - Околофутбола 22:56 - KUURO - Omen 23:10 - Krewella x Diskord - Beggars (Consouls Remix) 23:43 - Frequensphere - Heaven 23:49 - ラクネラ(CV.中村桜) - Rachnera Arachnera (Instrumental) 24:48 - pspsh - minuta 24:52 - Michael Andrews feat. Gary Jules - Mad World 25:23 - БИЛЯШ - ЕДЕТ В АСАШАЙ 26:13 - Duncan Lamont - Pressure Point 27:56 - PhaseOne feat. In Hearts Wake - Welcome To Mayhem 28:08 - Dirty Audio & Slippy - Quake 28:27 - The more you know 31:00 - Change da world my final message. Goodbye 31:54 - Myrne - Lyra 32:08 - La Caution - Thé À La Menthe 32:49 - Вячеслав Добрынин - Синий туман 33:31 - Twelfth street rag or 12th st rag solo ukulele 33:36 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=414&v=z6EchXyieos (на 6:54) 34:05 - Zomboy - Young & Dangerous 38:22 - Debris & Justin Petti - I Need Love (ft. Veronica Bravo) 39:00 - Pokemon Black White - Battle! Rival Music 39:37 - Musicbox Carol
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