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according to Darwin's theory, people descended from00:00:03
monkeys But I believe that some people, in00:00:05
particular, some men descended from a goat, a ram, a00:00:08
muskrat, I don't know,00:00:12
some guy00:00:14
threw a goose,00:00:18
Yes, not a raster, he will definitely return, he will not00:00:24
return,00:00:28
he took the charge Every third man00:00:31
returns to his00:00:34
ex Yes, damn it now that he returned to00:00:37
his ex and what the hell happens, this is exactly what00:00:41
our next issue is about Ir Yes, come on, drink some00:00:44
wild food00:00:48
seriously You kill Well, yes So what did00:00:52
you expect? Yes, you are shu Masya, well, again you didn’t00:00:56
close the door, someone came to us to die00:00:57
cat well ugh Lera why are you so00:01:05
early calm down Lera I’ll00:01:07
explain everything to you now just please I00:01:09
’m begging you just don’t move there’s00:01:11
something behind your back I00:01:13
mean something Well I didn’t know Maybe00:01:16
it’s a man Look It’s the00:01:20
Bear Lera Lera Lera00:01:23
Lera is a00:01:26
woman Bunny, now is not the time to joke,00:01:28
you really have it behind your back00:01:31
Okay,00:01:33
Meet this is my ex-00:01:41
teacher, wife, give me your hat, I’ll go, I’m whose00:01:49
wife is00:01:51
Seryozha And what are we doing with bras on our bed?00:01:55
This is one Is there really such a thing?00:01:59
Imagine, I’ll go00:02:04
I’m Seryozha, well, quickly, in this very second,00:02:08
tell me what happened here, uh, Ler, uh,00:02:12
understand, we were together for 10 years. Wow, that’s why00:02:16
I00:02:19
wasn’t in this regard for a manicure for so long, uh, you know, she00:02:23
just came without asking for her00:02:25
three-liter jars he says, give back the00:02:27
three-liter jars. And I say, but we don’t have a00:02:28
warehouse here. Well, word for word, lip for00:02:33
lip, and00:02:36
off we go,00:02:39
Seryozhenka. And I understand everything perfectly, I00:02:42
understand everything perfectly. We don’t have a warehouse here.00:02:45
So, what were you doing on the bed?00:02:49
Were you having sex, Lord? and you are here bot you there00:02:52
stool thread it’s absolutely impossible to00:02:54
do it’s true00:02:55
Seryozha This woman had sex on our00:02:58
bed on our silk00:03:00
simple00:03:03
glasses of course on silk And it’s okay that00:03:06
she’s so electric that I had to00:03:08
take off my hat where were you all this time why did you00:03:11
her didn’t kick out Bunny, I was just busy too with00:03:14
something Yes Sex Well, what the00:03:20
hell is that00:03:23
wrong Well, come00:03:27
here Listen, it happens to you like this Well, I don’t00:03:30
know Well, just buy a new00:03:32
shaper00:03:35
takes Okay Okay, I’ll explain it00:03:38
differently, look, look look,00:03:40
you switched, let's say, cigarettes to IQAS, and00:03:43
now IQOS, you know, he's all so, well, well-00:03:47
groomed, so young, thin,00:03:52
Yes, you can go with him to a restaurant00:03:55
with him, you can go to the movies to00:03:57
puff up, you know, Well, if so Be careful,00:03:59
if you're careful so that no one I didn’t notice, yes,00:04:02
but as soon as you bang, Well, you’ll00:04:05
want a good old cigarette. I00:04:11
understand, I understand, you were smoking here. Well, she’s00:04:17
smart, and you wanted to get a dog, so00:04:22
please, woman, come here. How did you00:04:26
even get here? Where is this00:04:28
old lady looking at in the first place? she’s not a grandma, she’s00:04:31
only 42 And secondly, I didn’t00:04:33
give it to her at school. This is to write off so00:04:35
that she won’t let me in now. Well,00:04:38
too, Seryozha. I don’t understand this rural00:04:40
language, can you explain to me normally00:04:42
what’s going on here? Yes, I can, come on.00:04:46
you see,00:04:47
Bunny, I didn’t want it, she wanted it. Well,00:04:51
then I wanted it too, but that, well, in principle,00:04:53
it doesn’t mean anything, it’s00:04:58
just00:05:01
Lera, I cheated on you with my ex-00:05:03
wife,00:05:11
and00:05:13
this is a prank, I realized where the cameras are.00:05:19
By the way, that one over there was filming or something. No, you I00:05:22
once wanted it and what I00:05:27
didn’t, look, and here she is00:05:31
Speaking of women, can I see what00:05:35
happened? Listen, dear,00:05:38
you know, there it turned out, well,00:05:40
thank God,00:05:41
Yes, I understood, Yes, this is not a prank, but00:05:49
what00:05:55
then? sew your00:05:58
wife's actions,00:06:00
well, your mother is religious, you're ours And it's okay00:06:05
that you'll confuse her even more Yes,00:06:09
come here Well, let's start over00:06:13
Come on Well, you know Where children come from00:06:16
Yes from the first marriage Well,00:06:20
that's it, let me try and Lerochka, do you remember00:06:24
yesterday we were together We were walking in the park Yes, and00:06:26
we saw two dogs that were so good, we00:06:29
did the same thing with her as these two00:06:33
dogs You did the same thing, you stole a dead pigeon [ __ ]00:06:38
Seryozha, maybe we I don’t know, maybe00:06:41
we’ll just show her But no, I ca00:06:43
n’t do it a second time already yes I'm not talking about this why00:06:45
you're bad I don't know what you think00:06:48
Damn I'm telling you about this game about00:06:51
showing off Well,00:06:55
window dressing willow window dressing you she00:07:02
Yeah [ __ ] Seryozha will think we were00:07:08
skiing Seryozha And what are you whistling here00:07:12
that you don’t know that we won’t have money00:07:14
Stupid Okay Okay okay let me00:07:16
try let me try let me try f00:07:19
God I like it I’m just in shock00:07:21
look at me look at me look00:07:22
at me00:07:26
look everything everything sex00:07:31
yes And now I’m showing look I00:07:41
Why are you looking at me like that And what00:07:45
can One more time Yes, why are you waiting for my wife00:07:49
Well, she’s00:07:52
stupid, well, my wife Well, she’s00:07:57
stupid, you guys will guess whether or not00:07:59
it’s the00:08:00
Little Mermaid, that’s all Come here Come here00:08:04
Remember the word that you guessed00:08:06
first sex sex Yes, so there was sex00:08:10
between us, I, she had sex,00:08:14
yes. But it seems to me that now I understand, well,00:08:18
well, Seryozhenka Seryozha Yes, he did00:08:23
n’t00:08:25
cheat on you,00:08:28
yes,00:08:31
and then the morning came, everyone remained alive,00:08:35
but it’s not clear which of you00:08:39
[music]00:08:40
Mafia is00:08:48
really useless I'm Agent Kiev00:08:53
nra Oh00:08:55
hello Hello Yes, and we came to00:09:00
check your details and God, how are they?00:09:03
Well, I'll tell you honestly, there on average00:09:07
the odds are 14 to00:09:09
7 28 to 4, it turns out, Lord, this is bad00:09:14
enough, so never tell anyone about00:09:17
this, wives, never00:09:19
regret Come to we have00:09:21
n’t00:09:25
been told yet what happened with May without makeup, these are00:09:30
two completely different people, you know that00:09:33
dear men, there are such cosmetic00:09:35
procedures during which the girl does00:09:37
n’t look like a person at all. So, an00:09:40
ordinary apartment,00:09:42
evening, this may seem strange to many,00:09:44
but I never use powder00:09:47
or foundation in your everyday00:09:49
makeup about00:09:51
Umno Not well, good, good Laris, good,00:09:55
it’s really a feeling that the skin is actually00:09:57
looking younger, it’s clear Where did you get such a mask,00:10:00
so the beautician fitted it for me Yes, look00:10:03
here, milk00:10:08
with a bowl Oh well, how do they bring it from Mars00:10:12
Like like Smuggling, probably Well00:10:17
Nastya Well, of course,00:10:21
about the Campaign, my Fisherman00:10:26
[music]00:10:28
came back00:10:33
to stand Stop, don’t come over Who are you00:10:38
green Who are we noisy00:10:43
Martians what’s serious of course that00:10:46
you don’t believe I believe I believe just don’t do it what is it well it’s00:10:49
one head or two then one00:10:51
or two heads Listen so you are the house of the shat00:10:55
while I00:10:58
was climbing the stairs we who else00:11:01
One Tell me please and if you can00:11:05
clarify the purpose of your visit total00:11:09
forgiveness or00:11:11
tourism Vladimir Shumko Yes, we00:11:15
flew to take you to00:11:18
Mars me yes what me because you are00:11:22
Vladimir Shumko the bravest person on00:11:27
Earth00:11:29
Of course you are. And who to go on a00:11:31
fishing trip with an overnight stay on your wife’s birthday, you00:11:34
have to be very brave Bova wait So00:11:37
it’s her birthday in October00:11:40
Vladimir Yes, you’re actually a00:11:43
Daredevil so I’m I’m not going anywhere00:11:46
I have this one how is he a son And you have a son00:11:50
You have a son yes Okay, let's take the00:11:52
Martian test What is your son's00:11:56
name good In what class is it fast in00:11:59
class first Yes that's it Vova you don't have a00:12:03
son that's00:12:05
all And where is it and my wife and you00:12:08
don't have a wife anymore noisy So Well, they quickly00:12:12
admitted Where did they put my most beloved,00:12:15
most beloved, most beautiful wife in the00:12:19
world, that she really doesn’t exist, that she’s already there,00:12:24
then I’m definitely not going anywhere,00:12:27
goodbye,00:12:33
wait, I’m not going anywhere, just00:12:35
stop doing this, what makes00:12:40
me feel so sick Vladimir Shumko quickly get ready, let's00:12:43
fly, I'll get ready, I'll just go to00:12:46
the office, I need to think, listen,00:12:49
go to the toilet,00:12:50
then how do you know about the00:12:54
offices? Yes, we know everything about you,00:12:57
follow me, I'm generally feeling00:13:01
bad, I'm just a little bit00:13:04
at a little bit00:13:09
[music ]00:13:12
lay down All khan to you, our turntables are flying00:13:17
now now since they are bombing you whose mothers are00:13:20
on the00:13:22
plan Ay Lariska Listen, really, everything is already00:13:25
baking and please give me sponges There are00:13:27
about the patches and let us see their micellars00:13:30
and then proline everything is good00:13:33
Stop communicating there in your00:13:35
alien language Okay, okay, noisy, come on,00:13:40
come on, get up, get up, let me go, go to bed, give00:13:44
birth to one, go00:13:48
to rest, just take off your boots, take off, well, can you hear,00:13:50
you can hear on the planets, a humanoid.00:13:54
Hey, is there an option for me not to fly? we00:14:00
'll take you to00:14:02
Mars If you tell me where your00:14:05
stash is Oh, I can't tell you that00:14:09
Why What if it's a Martian00:14:14
state secret Military secret Well00:14:18
then we'll have to torture you And that's00:14:20
as much as you want I Flint me, even00:14:22
shove a soldering iron up my ass I won't tell you where00:14:24
the money is Yeah okay Tell me where the soldering iron is on00:14:26
the balcony in the closet00:14:29
But I won’t tell you where my ass is00:14:34
Well then I’ll have to use the00:14:37
most terrible torture in the galaxy [ __ ]00:14:40
what are you00:14:41
doing what am I erasing the00:14:45
names of football players on my head Christian00:14:47
[applause]00:14:53
futa God Lesya is a dog Stop everything I I’m00:14:57
flying to me,00:14:59
it’s too far away and for a long time I can’t pack my things,00:15:04
come on, let’s go ahead Yes,00:15:08
thank you, I’m00:15:10
ready, let’s sit down on the path a little,00:15:13
well, sit down, tell me, tell me, who’s00:15:17
in charge? Well, probably stopudov, yes, what have00:15:20
you decided? Well, you look older too00:15:23
And by the way, we're a pound official,00:15:27
and what gender are you? Well, you're a female.00:15:32
Well, you're exactly the same figure as a boy. Well, okay,00:15:35
let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go noisily, let's00:15:37
just send you to Mars piece by piece.00:15:39
Why is this? Because you're00:15:41
fat. While we built the capsule, you took 500:15:44
years old, I gained 15 kg, we’ll split you up in00:15:46
one capsule, you’ll fly and in00:15:48
your other 15 kg, that’s Well, I’ve gained a little, well, that’s00:15:53
because I have another woman, I00:15:55
have to eat twice so that they won’t be00:15:58
offended and they won’t get suspicious, listen00:16:02
noisy yes, you’re going to Mars in three00:16:05
capsules, you will fly, you will fly separately,00:16:07
your head, your body, and your00:16:09
household separately. What kind of woman is that? And my mother.00:16:14
What did you think? And I see. You are a lover of these00:16:17
things. Well, you are at the right place. I am sexy. Nava is on00:16:21
earth. Yes, I am sex walking. I would be a wife00:16:25
now. She00:16:27
confirmed it’s hard to believe And you’ve been00:16:30
following me for so long, 5 years And so you00:16:34
started late 6 years ago, just, well, a missile Well,00:16:38
a warhead, well, a rupture of war In short, she00:16:41
asked me to say a little bit with the bav a00:16:43
little bit with the ball I can’t already, well,00:16:47
it’s different for00:16:50
Well, why am I here just00:16:55
to be frank with you, it’s time for us00:17:01
in a boyish way Please00:17:03
tell me that by your maans00:17:06
standards it’s normal or something like that, well, if00:17:09
something happens to us, so that they don’t00:17:11
laugh at me like they did here after00:17:13
the wedding,00:17:15
they said that you don’t hear Hello, where are you going?00:17:19
Hello here, my wife is scary00:17:23
[music]00:17:29
Gravity is working on me and I watched the movie,00:17:33
you have three00:17:35
breasts there, unlike mine, you hear00:17:38
noise code, are you crazy, what is Mars00:17:42
attacking chi What00:17:44
And this, okay, I got it fly Yes, I have to.00:17:48
Can I write a letter to my wife? Give me a pen,00:17:52
dictate, so we’ll write down what to write directly into the tower.00:17:55
Let’s try. Hello,00:18:02
check, my dear wife, I’m flying to00:18:05
another planet because everything is good.00:18:08
What happened to me on earth, I learned00:18:11
thanks to you. You gave me 5 years of life.00:18:16
zab humanoid,00:18:19
calm down and another wonderful year to00:18:23
whatever point in our Universe00:18:27
fate takes me I will always remember you,00:18:29
my little star. Here we need specifics and a00:18:33
small dwarf or Ursa Major.00:18:35
Yes,00:18:36
and my sunshine, my sunshine, happy birthday, a00:18:42
gift under the pillow so that00:18:43
aliens don’t00:18:47
find it you guessed a long time ago Yes, almost immediately00:18:50
that I don’t recognize Lariska by her tics with this00:18:53
bag00:18:54
those in their heads are00:18:58
laughing at themselves this is a woman on the first00:19:02
date We always want to seem better00:19:04
than we really are This is especially00:19:06
true for guys, well, this also00:19:09
applies to girls Yes but there are still more guys,00:19:12
as you say, so now a couple of tips for00:19:15
guys so that they don’t get into a stupid00:19:17
situation on the first date, well, well,00:19:19
well, very interesting, Roller, I’m sorry, we probably00:19:21
should have discussed this before our00:19:23
date Yes, but as they say, Better00:19:26
late than never Yes Hold on And so00:19:30
guys, never start a first00:19:32
date with the phrase Damn today there’s such00:19:35
a crowd at Leo Tolstoy, it’s nuts because00:19:37
then further stories about a00:19:40
successful business sound somehow00:19:42
unconvincing are00:19:43
you serious now Yes absolutely00:19:46
unconvincing Well then I’ll give advice to00:19:50
all the girls Dear girls, if you00:19:52
want to appear00:19:54
smarter than you are on the first date, in fact, you shouldn’t00:19:57
say that your favorite00:19:58
writer is Maria00:20:01
Remarque. Well then, one more piece of advice for00:20:04
guys, guys, under no circumstances do you ever00:20:08
hear Come on the first date00:20:10
In Vietnamese so and with what's wrong with flip-flops?00:20:12
And you don't know, an ancient legend00:20:16
says that if a guy comes on a date wearing00:20:20
flip-flops, then fate will separate him from the00:20:22
girl like the big index finger00:20:25
on his00:20:26
feet. a00:20:32
guy00:20:34
should give a compliment a cool phrase, his00:20:37
son should00:20:42
buy one of these then guys. Listen,00:20:46
if a girl on the first date00:20:48
laughs very loudly at your jokes, this does00:20:51
n’t mean that she finds it funny, maybe00:20:53
she’s scared and in this way she’s trying to00:20:55
attract attention. But it’s not scary at all. They are00:20:58
afraid of us We don’t bite well,00:21:07
well Help00:21:10
[laughter]00:21:12
please in general dear friends on the00:21:14
first date We always try to00:21:16
seem much better than we00:21:27
really are Vadim Alisa hello hello Oh hello00:21:32
No no excuse me I’m just a00:21:34
little nervous yes first time on00:21:36
a date And here is such a guy and00:21:37
such a luxurious restaurant I’ve never00:21:40
been here before Hello Alice to you as00:21:43
usual And here Hello Alice and you, as an00:21:48
ordinary person, are very embarrassed, and here you sit down Why are00:21:51
you standing, sit down And00:21:54
you look much more impressive not like that00:21:56
like in your avatar on Tinder Thank you Yes, it’s00:21:59
just that I have a bush on my avatar00:22:01
for sure, yes But you look exactly00:22:04
like in the photo Yes, it’s even amazing Well,00:22:06
usually guys draw muscles in Photoshop00:22:08
and then come on a date00:22:11
sloppily But here everything is just00:22:13
fine You you often go on a date from00:22:16
Tinder No, this is the first time, let’s00:22:19
drink to meet you And I wrote00:22:22
You probably forgot that I don’t drink But00:22:25
for sure I’m sorry, it’s just so rare00:22:28
to meet a girl from Tinder without bad00:22:30
habits You help animals You00:22:32
play sports And I’m also an00:22:35
environmental activist for the old man in the house00:22:37
elderly Well, it’s all not interesting Let’s00:22:39
talk about you Yes, I’m the most ordinary00:22:41
guy Listen, you also wrote that you’ve00:22:43
never had a close00:22:45
relationship Well, no, it wasn’t00:22:48
uh Sorry for the direct question, but you’ve00:22:51
never had a boyfriend Well, it’s just that now00:22:54
guys are so assertive, they’re very pushy you00:22:57
only need one thing right away if you understand what I mean,00:22:59
but I can’t do that, I need to get closer to get to00:23:02
know the person better, to understand whether we generally00:23:05
look at the world the same way or not, you00:23:07
know what00:23:09
I mean, if I had a ring with me right now,00:23:13
I would propose right there and00:23:16
I I would refuse you, but because it’s00:23:19
only the first00:23:22
date The girl handed you this00:23:24
bottle of dry red wine And thank you,00:23:27
I don’t drink, they said this is your favorite, the00:23:29
guys at the table are waving at you,00:23:34
and I don’t think I told you that I’m00:23:38
also an honorary blood donor no So I’m an00:23:40
honorary blood donor and we are entitled to00:23:42
a little red wine for hemoglobin00:23:45
And these are just my colleagues from the00:23:47
transfusion center Thank you colleagues, for00:23:50
some reason they look like Turks00:23:53
And this is the International Center, I understand00:23:58
And listen, here’s what else I wanted to ask you00:24:01
you never had a boyfriend you didn’t00:24:04
like anyone, well, well, of course I liked you,00:24:06
but Brad Pitt preferred Angelina00:24:09
Jolie and somehow we didn’t get along with him00:24:12
Alice Well, and also Cristiano Ronaldo, but00:24:16
this one actually broke my heart,00:24:17
it turns out he doesn’t like you knew the girls00:24:20
Alice And00:24:22
now and now you have appeared00:24:26
The girl gave you a bouquet This is for00:24:30
you and this is probably some kind of mistake00:24:31
Thank you Yes no they said these are your00:24:34
favorites Uh these are not my favorites oh here is00:24:39
another note thank you for the night this is for00:24:44
you00:24:47
A thank you for the night00:24:49
Alice, how coincidental00:24:53
Yes, my God, I can imagine how it all00:24:55
looks from the outside, in fact, there is a very00:24:57
simple explanation for this: I helped00:24:59
my classmate prepare for the exam00:25:00
all00:25:03
night Yes, and apparently he finally00:25:06
passed, thank God, and so he decided to thank me00:25:08
In general Say thank you to Anton Well, he’s00:25:10
not Anton, uh, I mean, Sergei, his00:25:15
name is Dima Alis, you helped the whole group that night,00:25:18
no, only00:25:23
three of you, you don’t want00:25:26
to tell me anything Okay, okay, I just didn’t even00:25:29
want to remember it, but before you,00:25:32
I had one guy alone you00:25:35
listed three waitresses so it was all00:25:37
frivolous And in general it was all before you00:25:40
and not serious and not like we have this00:25:43
chemistry And in general I’m not asking what00:25:46
you had before me before you I studied at the00:25:48
university then xo No need no, I’m not00:25:51
interested, it doesn’t matter, it all happened before and the00:25:54
only thing that matters is what happens after00:25:57
You know, you’re right, I screwed something up for myself,00:25:59
well, I don’t have the right No, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, we00:26:02
need it, Let’s, for you00:26:05
and for our future, for our future00:26:09
Thank you, wait, you said you don’t drink,00:26:19
but Vadim Well, you’ve already spoiled me, that’s00:26:22
all your influence, bandit,00:26:26
I00:26:29
’ll call you back [music] Alice, what kind of people? Well, where did you00:26:34
go? Well, I mean, Well, I mean, she00:26:37
left me in a taxi in the morning You00:26:40
haven’t picked up the phone for 2 weeks You forgot my charger Well,00:26:43
why should you come to me Alice and not Introduce00:26:46
us hello yes I’ll introduce you of course it’s you who00:26:51
don’t remember the name of the person you00:26:52
spent00:26:54
the night with Yes I remember Of course I remember I’m just00:26:57
thinking now of introducing him with his middle name00:26:59
or without00:27:00
type Andrey Vladimirovich or Vyacheslav00:27:04
Petrovich quietly quietly quietly quietly herself00:27:07
herself Come00:27:09
on00:27:13
Sepa Andrey exactly Andrey I knew Very00:27:15
nice separ00:27:17
Andrey Yes not not not just Andrey just00:27:20
Andrey from the water park Yes actually no00:27:25
bartender no00:27:29
veterinarian no surveyor Why a00:27:32
surveyor Well I thought you were00:27:35
going in alphabetical order Well, you know, now your sarcasm is completely00:27:38
inappropriate Vadim yes So okay, you’re00:27:40
studying I’ll probably go Yes no no00:27:42
Stay I’m already wondering who you are00:27:45
yes yes everyone is interested I’m interested in the00:27:48
next table We’ll soon find out everything Don’t00:27:50
leave everything Stop it classmate00:27:53
no classmate No, well, from the Polytechnic, yes, you00:27:56
say, I studied at the Faculty of Law Yes, I studied00:27:59
at the Faculty of Law, I was on vacation at the00:28:01
Polytechnic, or do you think I’m hiding something from you,00:28:04
no Alice, no Listen, let00:28:06
me probably tell you everything myself, and no, no, no, no,00:28:09
no, I I understand correctly00:28:10
the date is ruined Yes And so at least let’s00:28:12
play, especially since it’s a matter of principle00:28:14
to guess who you are Sepa Andrey you sit down this will take00:28:17
a long time oh nothing won’t last long I00:28:20
mean I have a proven scheme now I00:28:22
’ll list the professions when I guess00:28:23
you’ll say stop well ready yes m realtor00:28:28
archaeologist cosmetologist doctor wrestler seller00:28:32
actor janitor security guard everything is past00:28:37
Wow then maybe you are a football00:28:40
coach no00:28:42
E goalkeeper no defender no midfielder no00:28:47
police00:28:51
engagement no Listen, were you even at the00:28:53
Dynamo Karpaty match Listen, I do00:28:55
n’t go to football at all I want you to fool me00:28:58
so much time wasted so00:29:00
Okay everything has been reset to zero So00:29:03
you gave me your jacket at graduation00:29:06
when I was cold no this can’t be00:29:08
he said you didn’t study together Oh you are00:29:11
so attentive Thank you here00:29:13
damn it And where could I sleep with you00:29:17
and I know everything I know you you are the son of Mister Ira, my00:29:22
mother's friend,00:29:25
there is no husband of my mother's friend Alisa, this is very00:29:29
bad, they were divorced, who do you take me for,00:29:32
Lord, can I00:29:34
ask leading questions?00:29:48
Oleg00:29:50
exactly Oleg Oleg from the General Store Oleg helped me so much,00:29:55
he advised me in short, she00:30:02
slept with a man for a00:30:04
fish, actually it was a00:30:09
trout In short, she00:30:14
guessed yes,00:30:16
well done Oh00:30:19
Alice, you’re just a00:30:23
fan, I’ve already00:30:26
slept with ml You just don’t00:30:30
remember me, but this was it it’s a shame Vadim,00:30:33
it seems I didn’t give you any reason to think so,00:30:36
say okay, listen, I know what I00:30:40
was thinking, maybe everything will work out with you,00:30:42
I really don’t care what you had before me,00:30:44
yes, I like you, we’ll00:30:46
work out with you, you see, you see, I00:30:48
told you not it matters before and what are00:30:51
we doing here and but nothing, I00:30:55
sent you to the store for the product00:30:59
Zvo00:31:03
gorid, she’s helping me with my coursework00:31:07
and that’s why you have better wine here,00:31:10
yes, and you can get this to raise hemoglobin00:31:13
from our friends from the transfusion center00:31:14
blood ask by the way between00:31:21
[music]00:31:26
Naro is a00:31:27
good traditional healer But despite the00:31:30
logic and statistics, alternative00:31:33
medicine does not give up, on the contrary, the number of00:31:35
all kinds of Eastern medicine centers is00:31:38
growing every year So in one of the00:31:41
centers of Eastern00:31:48
medicine00:31:50
Hello Rox is not working No, I don’t00:31:54
need you a photo on passport raite sedai Yes,00:31:59
no, I don’t need to comb my hair00:32:02
I need acupuncture I must have made a mistake00:32:06
Sorry, everything is correct, everything is true, everything is true00:32:10
Ariga agato, hand over Ariga Ariga00:32:15
agato, please, for the mood Stinks have00:32:20
sunk in, you mean00:32:23
incense, so that’s00:32:26
death00:32:27
No thank you, no need really good what did you00:32:30
come to our center adje in y sfe duzhe00:32:33
richa charlotte and SHI tsina our00:32:37
science orna00:32:40
Rukh death00:32:45
intestines and don’t boast, don’t boast,00:32:48
you are in the hands of a professional that I will praise you,00:32:51
my friend gave me a certificate, well,00:32:53
everything is as usual, tired, had00:32:56
back pain, everything shimo all shimo Yak said the doctor00:33:01
on our T a thousand points and Yak at least00:33:05
one is guilty of VDPO for those that are essential to us00:33:09
as primarily Chinese medicine is effective00:33:12
for our traditions you know the plague China So00:33:17
richly why is there nothing of ours in them00:33:24
Ren00:33:25
zas good good good Let's get more with00:33:29
badro Let's immediately I'll click00:33:32
here00:33:34
and cool you know me it really really invigorates me00:33:38
really really really invigorates me The energy00:33:41
has gone and sewed you up 500 g Yes, now I'll take the bags Uh-huh00:33:51
doctor I don't think so I don't think I do00:33:55
n't feel my hand you don't feel it Well I don't00:33:58
really feel it invigorating Yes, you know, it00:34:00
invigorates Well, well, I can’t feel my hand, can you00:34:03
somehow synchronize your hands00:34:06
Oh, it00:34:07
starts like this, we have hands here Yes Well, okay,00:34:12
let’s try us00:34:16
IT Well,00:34:19
I Thank you, doctor, of course, for the00:34:23
orgasm, but in general, I need a hand.00:34:30
I told the doctor00:34:33
whether with first time it turns out lyki yakas00:34:37
[ __ ] so so so let me think about it Oh let’s do this00:34:42
finger00:34:44
SDP this finger come on come on let’s shake it at once00:34:47
I’ve given up on00:34:50
us, well, now I’ve00:34:58
given up two hands And invigorate and00:35:02
invigorate very00:35:05
much Well, good now, check now, we’re00:35:08
all00:35:09
so full stop for functioning00:35:17
I recently practiced in th00:35:20
aturi that I say I recently practiced in Patu00:35:24
you wanted to say in acupuncture but I still00:35:27
said but according to the00:35:28
texture, tell me everything at00:35:31
once about everything I wished for, you00:35:36
just need to press one dot and that’s it and that’s it00:35:39
Vivacity e Vigor 10000:35:45
flooring and go with God, your hands are working00:35:48
fine now, well, doctor, how can I stop them now,00:35:58
and yes, well, okay now00:36:05
Google it, o Well, I just pressed the shoulder blade, that’s it, I’ll press it00:36:11
now, the shoulder blade is not00:36:16
a shoulder blade, and you know where the shoulder blade is, I know00:36:19
where00:36:20
the shoulder blade is where is it a shoulder blade? Well, that’s not a00:36:24
shoulder blade, a shoulder blade,00:36:29
I told the doctor, you never00:36:34
know00:36:36
But everything is normal, the hands are functioning00:36:56
Well, Shanovna, what are you talking about, well, I’m sleeping with someone else’s00:37:00
face. Well, can’t you see00:37:03
that my legs have given up, maybe you just00:37:06
got a salary and all the problems claims up to terr Yes00:37:13
salary Oh, it’s melodiously sick, yes And I don’t know00:37:17
why I feel my00:37:19
wife at once everything is not to at once Everything will be I00:37:24
told the doctor whether because of that without falling that00:37:29
sucker so at once you don’t remember I then Nazca00:37:34
under00:37:35
the shoulder blade under the shoulder blade that you want00:37:38
all00:37:41
[applause]00:37:44
I know that you are00:37:50
leaving, I just dial slugging to drive00:37:54
and you will give you a court,00:37:55
I will sue you oh, I00:38:00
ask you yak you will get there without a00:38:03
nigam00:38:05
that the Chinese00:38:09
Gumor is all the same, help me do not00:38:13
rush and I’m not lying about that00:38:18
good thing Well, you’re still marveling, you get up little by little, you get00:38:23
up with your hands, do your legs, do everything00:38:27
3200 and go with God 3200 yes, yes, you’re00:38:30
a charlatan, you won’t get a penny from me00:38:33
and I’ll never00:38:36
come back here again You understood me, this is00:38:43
what Swedish is, you00:38:47
’ve turned around good good good at once00:38:50
You can make everything go00:38:51
well at once at once I'm getting sick so don't go00:38:55
fast to me so one point on the nose of00:38:59
the nose I'm not on the nerve I'm kind00:39:02
press if you don't00:39:13
know the hands of the stomach00:39:20
You know00:39:25
Chinese everything everything everything don't scream at once I00:39:29
understand tob mov so Yak Understand mov so Al And00:39:33
damn on the computer so so now at once for after for00:39:37
after at a time and Alf it’s like they all00:39:41
turned on the Chinese00:39:45
mov and not the Chinese00:39:51
mov everything all at once at once at once at once Like00:39:55
saying the doctor is00:39:57
it necessary to re-engage00:40:06
ahh00:40:08
so00:40:09
yika one point Yaka turn everything on and00:40:20
again00:40:22
you're00:40:25
good rusty00:40:37
rusty what are you doing and what are you pressing on different00:40:46
points I went well what did your doctor say,00:40:53
is it00:40:55
invigorating Yeah you did it patri went to00:41:00
help you're already00:41:02
so tremah00:41:04
Oh you're so rubbish Oh you're Oh Well,00:41:11
what are you doing Rob00:41:15
weeping But this is in00:41:20
vain Come here where did you come where did you00:41:24
come here you00:41:43
here00:41:46
listen you can throw00:41:49
your hand there in me the phone behind00:41:55
the phone00:41:57
[music]00:42:02
Come on 103 10300:42:05
narai narai00:42:09
tert00:42:12
Shvidka center of Agricultural Institute of Medicine00:42:16
So that's it, I'm the manager, come00:42:25
Yury00:42:28
[music]00:42:29
We in the women's quarter are looking for inspiration00:42:31
in literally everything. Well, for example,00:42:33
you got stuck in the elevator, no, you came up with a00:42:36
monologue, you quarreled with a guy, Nope, you00:42:39
wrote your number, you got into an accident, No, it wasn’t my00:42:42
fault, in general, we’re showing you00:42:45
stories from our lives but today we00:42:47
decided to experiment a little and00:42:49
show you the story right after life00:42:52
so at the gates of00:42:55
Heaven00:42:57
Sorry, I just died where should I go00:43:01
surname Temeev00:43:04
first to God and then where God will send00:43:09
Yeah thank you thank you00:43:13
[applause]00:43:17
thank you Hello00:43:20
Zdra And God00:43:25
exists00:43:27
[music]00:43:33
[applause]00:43:35
[music]00:43:41
Hello hello hello00:43:45
Excuse me please I'm so glad every time00:43:47
I'm God I can't00:43:49
calm down And you come to me Temeev yes00:43:55
Please come through Wait you God God00:43:59
God and what surprises you so much Yes, it's just00:44:02
like with us you - then they portray it differently Yes, it’s00:44:07
interesting What kind of dress am I wearing in the00:44:09
Evening Business Dress in00:44:11
[music]00:44:17
sequin00:44:19
that you are a man Listen, what00:44:23
planet are you from anyway? Earth, so the earth will need to be00:44:26
clarified at this point; Earth, this00:44:30
planet should have been named after the soil00:44:32
I was probably drunk.00:44:34
So okay, let’s have a personal matter without a00:44:37
topic. Yes, here you go, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-huh00:44:59
Zaitseva that00:45:02
you call her back and didn’t call back And this is a00:45:04
grave sin Wait, well, we do00:45:10
n’t know about this at all Well, this is your problem00:45:13
oh, but the sins are thousands of copies Are you on00:45:18
Steam? What kind of sins are these? You don’t know the sins, I wanted to pinch with00:45:21
dirty hands on my wife's butt, of course,00:45:23
right after the mackerel, ugh00:45:27
Well, my God, miev You generally know about sins, yes.00:45:30
It turns out that no. Well, what kind of00:45:40
sins do they exist? Oh, Temeev has already died and you still don’t know how to live Well, look, there are sins, I wanted to hug And you were00:45:43
busy, it’s a terrible sin, or you forgot to00:45:45
give flowers, it’s actually a mortal, or00:45:47
you wanted milk chocolate And you bought it with00:45:49
nuts In general, it’s all terrible Well,00:45:51
somehow, somehow, Well, they’re there00:45:56
only in the first book, but in books in I that I00:45:58
have to00:45:59
remember everything Wait, let’s00:46:03
figure it out, for example, offending a woman is a00:46:05
sin, it’s a sin to lie to a woman, it’s a00:46:08
terrible sin. I don’t know, damn it, tickling women is a00:46:11
sin, and Laughter and a00:46:15
sin. Sorry, but here, everything is completely00:46:18
different there, yes. How do you have it in the dirt on00:46:24
Earth? sin like don’t kill00:46:29
that Well don’t kill What is00:46:33
kill Well like Kill Well then say it’s00:46:37
normal Kill what are you00:46:41
showing off so what is the cause of death of00:46:43
Temeev something I got sick here ska medical00:46:46
error they took blood from a finger apparently the00:46:50
heart couldn’t00:46:51
stand it as I lived and died Yes Well00:46:56
what can you do let's say goodbye then Yes I can't00:46:59
help you with anything so00:47:00
hugs wait wait wait00:47:03
wait from Give me one more chance God00:47:06
loves the Trinity And what Trinity Who is00:47:08
spreading this information there anyway00:47:11
Well that's what Grandma told me00:47:13
Grandma and I00:47:15
'll figure it out there’s no need00:47:16
to deal with grandma, it’s not her idea, let’s00:47:18
sort it out temeev Let’s go Well, there’s00:47:20
no time, honestly, wait, wait one00:47:22
question Well, if you’re a woman God, then why do00:47:28
women have these days? Which ones,00:47:32
once a month?00:47:33
What about you? Semee Yes, we00:47:36
gave up on them a long time ago already canceled everywhere what kind of planet00:47:38
you have there Planet soil Earth Yes I know00:47:41
I still have questions yes yes there is00:47:45
a question what’s next Hell and00:47:51
Heaven forest and00:47:53
club I mean forest and club if you’re boring00:47:57
then go to the forest if you’re Cheerful then go to the00:47:59
club Wait, what about and Paradise Oh00:48:05
my God Yes, we also gave up on this a long time ago.00:48:07
Well, because it’s somehow unfair that everyone in paradise00:48:09
is having fun and in the forest they are suffering. I do00:48:13
n’t like this negativity. Why a second, I now00:48:16
correctly00:48:17
understand that Hitler is in the forest, Hitler00:48:22
Hitler Hitler, yes A no, he turned out to be00:48:26
very00:48:28
cheerful But you’re a boring dog Let’s go into the00:48:31
forest for a second, one question, what’s it00:48:34
like? What’s the situation in the forest?00:48:42
Well, I’m00:48:45
telling you, it’s boring there. Come on. And also00:48:48
a question. What’s it like in the club? Well, so that I00:48:50
understand that I’ve lost, well, how can it be in the00:48:53
club? You’ve never been to the club, all of00:48:54
you are in charge of dancing, it’s just that everyone there is not like00:48:58
you, it turns out that it’s in the forest to the forest00:49:03
Wait, I also like to hang out,00:49:05
have fun, dance, it’s interesting, well, let’s00:49:07
check this out for me00:49:10
[music]00:49:14
you dance easily, as if you have a00:49:16
small button accordion in your hands, which means that00:49:19
it means everyone is off to the forest for the00:49:21
bard song festival, don’t let me go to the00:49:24
forest, what? who did what did you do00:49:28
pesme00:49:31
you have 3,486 cases of sexism you are 25600:49:35
times called a manager a00:49:39
manager of00:49:40
something, that is, I stupidly got burned by feminity00:49:45
Well, for this I am damned to the00:49:49
forest God chka barrel God00:49:54
yes Yes Temeev you have committed many other00:49:58
crimes against women I have00:50:00
all the videos of your good sex,00:50:03
show this little floppy disk, no need, no00:50:06
need, Well, that means I don’t need to go into the forest, I don’t00:50:09
need to go into the forest, please Well, Lord,00:50:13
please, well, I just died,00:50:17
please, don’t let me in. I00:50:18
want to club I will do anything00:50:20
please Lord I want to go to the club there00:50:24
is a sword Thank God you see me everything is00:50:28
fine listen Well you are taking blood from your finger00:50:29
you are losing consciousness Let's00:50:31
get ready the clinic is closing the00:50:35
clinic00:50:37
doctor00:50:39
isaka sha Why are you so beautiful00:50:44
What is I having today birthday and00:50:47
I’m sitting here with you waiting for you to come to consciousness00:50:49
I want to go to the girls they’ve been waiting for me for a long time00:50:51
And where in the club In the club and take00:50:54
me with you what And I’m not boring And I’m like00:50:59
Hitler Please take me with you00:51:01
and you know what I am found out It turns out that00:51:04
these days have long been canceled for women, you are00:51:06
sick Go to the forest please, just not00:51:08
to the forest I want a Club I want a ClubDescription:
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The browser/computer should not freeze completely! If this happens, please report it with a link to the video. Sometimes videos cannot be downloaded directly in a suitable format, so we have added the ability to convert the file to the desired format. In some cases, this process may actively use computer resources.
How can I download "Жена нашла в постели чужой лифчик - Сборник СМЕШНЫХ ВИДЕО - Женский Квартал" video to my phone?
You can download a video to your smartphone using the website or the PWA application UDL Lite. It is also possible to send a download link via QR code using the UDL Helper extension.
How can I download an audio track (music) to MP3 "Жена нашла в постели чужой лифчик - Сборник СМЕШНЫХ ВИДЕО - Женский Квартал"?
The most convenient way is to use the UDL Client program, which supports converting video to MP3 format. In some cases, MP3 can also be downloaded through the UDL Helper extension.
How can I save a frame from a video "Жена нашла в постели чужой лифчик - Сборник СМЕШНЫХ ВИДЕО - Женский Квартал"?
This feature is available in the UDL Helper extension. Make sure that "Show the video snapshot button" is checked in the settings. A camera icon should appear in the lower right corner of the player to the left of the "Settings" icon. When you click on it, the current frame from the video will be saved to your computer in JPEG format.
What's the price of all this stuff?
It costs nothing. Our services are absolutely free for all users. There are no PRO subscriptions, no restrictions on the number or maximum length of downloaded videos.