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family history is always the one to blame00:00:07
who spent the best years of their lives00:00:12
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you can raise real estate00:00:25
Thank you00:00:27
if you can sleep peacefully at night00:00:30
will00:00:31
12 days on the clock00:00:34
I'm top 5 in the post for nothing, as it turned out00:00:38
so click it’s not in vain that I’m sleeping00:00:42
Kolya, but if you really want fish00:00:45
let me open the can00:00:47
Natasha I wanted no fish I wanted na00:00:50
fishing00:00:53
how the morons Sergey Ganja got up at 5 am00:00:57
It's almost time to put all this stuff in the car00:01:00
let's drive away, this dragon flies out00:01:03
entrance00:01:04
Where are you going? I’ll remind you that tomorrow00:01:07
to the dacha you too00:01:10
sleep then I'll sleep00:01:13
Kolya also me according to the horoscope of Pisces00:01:16
are you doing it on purpose right now?00:01:19
Pisces horoscope will sign with Pisces tomorrow00:01:23
unfavorable day what about00:01:25
favorable thousands at the dacha00:01:28
I'm favorable00:01:30
it's like, you're a fish too00:01:33
someone men and women are just different00:01:36
What kind of magazine is this, women's world?00:01:41
where are the favorable days in the women's world?00:01:44
for men00:01:46
but00:01:52
you consider heavenly and I will even00:01:54
subtract 40 he arrived00:02:00
seals washed ashore00:02:03
If I hadn’t died yet, without faith I wouldn’t have died for you00:02:06
I am waiting00:02:08
clear, clear, that's not why I seem to be with00:02:11
swear at seals and everyone is like us00:02:15
Dear, no one cares about you except mommy00:02:18
watering started00:02:20
evening check begins00:02:23
I'm a bull's heart00:02:28
rocket i00:02:30
lady fingers we00:02:35
chery we are here00:02:39
lady our victory00:02:43
Tamara00:02:44
it stings a little, nothing special00:02:48
just fertilizers are just here00:02:50
maybe it will grow a little bit more00:02:56
thank you at least drakaris pulp here00:03:00
you are still residents but00:03:02
my fishing, of course it’s blowing a [ __ ], I’m not00:03:04
Seals must be so touchy in general00:03:07
not Seryozha realized everything to the good I said00:03:12
I realize that I have the best family in the world00:03:14
the dacha is sacred to me, we talked to him00:03:17
and everyone we talked to, you are not an iron00:03:23
let me also teach you manna very easily00:03:27
you know he has a low pain threshold00:03:28
there is no contact or a way this time00:03:32
contactless read this in a magazine00:03:34
psychology of water purification psychology so00:03:37
you come up with new names for yourself and00:03:39
talk to each other as if you were00:03:41
strangers new names and not familiar00:03:43
the teacher is very easy, all your problems00:03:45
tell me everything oh thanks for your opinion00:03:47
interest shut your mouth00:03:49
I wonder if you have problems in your family, come on00:03:53
tell me about the delivery, I’ll accept that you have it00:03:57
or what?00:03:58
talk about being naked around the apartment00:04:00
jump to the music00:04:02
lost I tell you knock when00:04:04
comes I need this one I don’t want00:04:06
even remember00:04:08
that bell is still before my eyes00:04:10
ringing00:04:13
let's come up with another name for yourself00:04:17
hi I'm Eduard just not Eduard00:04:22
why by the head00:04:25
another one let's except Eduard any00:04:28
hi I'm Oleg hi hi hi Oleg hi00:04:34
Oleg rent to meet you, yes, tell me00:04:37
Oleg why are you so fat00:04:42
you know I just live well with me00:04:46
no one eats my nerves no one00:04:48
accepted00:04:49
how to glazove family length how to cultivate00:04:52
yes okay with my wife are you sure of course I am00:04:55
same single00:04:57
oh-pa-na we have Olezhenka that we are single00:05:02
turns out to be the actor who plays here00:05:05
Danny De Vito was right here00:05:07
I'm just as fat and bald, I'm sorry00:05:10
lady you are like who00:05:15
at00:05:17
you00:05:22
you suggested it yourself, it’s an hour Oleg come on00:05:24
Next 2 lady you don't be aggressive and00:05:27
introduce yourself first00:05:33
you saved as much as a cancer can00:05:39
introduce yourself according to the covenant of Petrovna00:05:43
just like showing your passport00:05:45
wait a second and the ice is stupid00:05:49
you empress escaped00:05:53
how very crazy the empress is00:05:56
naturally00:06:02
colleagues, but you are single because00:06:06
no need to give to anyone but no what are you00:06:08
separated from mine just when my mother and00:06:12
the fool was taken away until he went crazy00:06:15
the old lady started with tomatoes00:06:17
talk to people and ripen to water00:06:20
then they decided to send them to the madhouse00:06:22
there we were greeted like family00:06:27
giving birth and now I didn’t stink my dear before00:06:29
you're a threat00:06:32
by the way, how many of these do you need?00:06:34
bastards, or weren’t you taught something?00:06:37
childhood, it’s indecent for a woman00:06:39
asking age is actually okay00:06:41
I'll ask Nick about00:06:44
Russian cart00:06:48
I also went crazy for my mother00:06:50
hard work00:06:51
what did you water them with?00:06:55
holy water apparently00:06:57
without it they leave00:07:01
Oh oh oh00:07:03
Nikolay tells me this about you now00:07:06
told about00:07:08
Nikolay says we or you are hot00:07:11
little thing00:07:12
Nikolai told the same one there00:07:14
Nikolay told where he got the cognac00:07:16
will hide00:07:19
Nikolay that's what Oleg said00:07:23
help yourself to me, he doesn’t need anything else00:07:28
I won't appear here again00:07:31
[laughter]00:07:33
what does Olezhenka say to the mind, live in your own way00:07:36
pleasure00:07:53
What are you doing00:07:55
freak00:07:56
why did the bathroom become Tamara Igorevna00:07:59
and vessels and tiu.ru come here one more step and I00:08:03
I'll rip out your heart00:08:14
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I didn’t know that it would work here00:08:22
on the way back she will come to life now00:08:29
it's time for some water00:08:34
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Hello00:08:47
I'm Edward00:08:52
the dacha is sacred to me00:08:55
and I have the best family in the world00:08:58
Oleg Eduard and Sergeevich told me that00:09:03
Nikolai somewhere there is cognac like everyone else00:09:09
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Thank you00:09:25
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wallpaper00:09:34
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nose darling oh what a mood00:10:09
great, no side effects00:10:13
no no everything is fine everything to the cash register in Tsar00:10:16
left no side effects at all00:10:18
effects beautiful Los beach come on00:10:20
then we’ll describe it and it will help to observe00:10:23
I'm ready, just a minute has passed00:10:27
If there are no side effects why do we need you?00:10:29
delay if there were any00:10:32
they would have had more effects immediately00:10:34
appeared if there is nothing then we are here00:10:36
There’s no point in delaying you, so let’s do it00:10:39
it means your year of birth00:10:42
7900:10:43
79 to00:10:45
Your registration is Kuibysheva 86, apartment 3200:10:50
nanda fill out write test report00:10:54
passed successfully00:10:55
We are now preparing a residence permit for you00:10:59
to them at their place of registration, yes that’s right00:11:03
have you had any surgeries no no no no00:11:06
no no no00:11:08
no no that's good00:11:11
It's good that there are no side effects00:11:15
no no no no no don't run00:11:20
calm and everyone's dresser is the name of the car00:11:22
butcher butcher00:11:27
into the concept00:11:32
the enemy is not a butcher no coins your name00:11:36
200:11:40
clean cures after all00:11:45
I see you are Croatian00:11:49
Mongol go you just which is my dream00:11:54
strange surname you strange ok so00:11:57
and write down the medicinal mixture prostrate and yet they00:12:01
your last name and first name are almost the same00:12:05
It’s strange what we’re all wearing today00:12:08
the vaccine was tested, everyone had the same last name00:12:11
but it’s okay, I’ll almost write you out already00:12:14
we'll let you go then, let me in while I00:12:17
because lightning you will listen please00:12:19
information about our center and so basic00:12:24
the purpose of our medical every other day00:12:25
is the development and implementation00:12:26
advanced treatment technologies and00:12:29
prevention of viral diseases00:12:30
character in general control over00:12:33
epidemiological situation in00:12:35
the territory of the spit is wide and beyond it00:12:38
outside so we tea00:12:42
movement points were developed for six months00:12:43
advanced vaccine which thanks to00:12:45
our latest equipment and for whom00:12:47
straight but not enough to our summer experience00:12:48
the institution was foreseen by us one of00:12:52
testing tapes which are supposedly00:12:56
should not00:13:02
warm up such allergic rhinitis pain00:13:07
perhaps why bubble jaundice prostatitis00:13:10
Reiter's syndrome June tachycardia00:13:12
idiopathic arthritis00:13:14
traumatic asphyxia and clicking mia00:13:17
and Argentine hemorrhagic fever00:13:20
this recent significant results00:13:24
of ours were examined to the center and00:13:25
test passed00:13:27
thousands of subjects allow us to hope for00:13:31
successful completion of the initial stage00:13:34
casey drugs extreme this is a change00:13:37
physics koenig properties which00:13:40
are the cells element of the organism00:13:44
the nature of the chemical compound author s00:13:47
elements of the body00:13:50
direct action on protoplasm00:13:52
cells00:13:53
be accompanied by complete destruction00:13:56
clinical effect of actions to00:13:57
leave00:14:00
or being below and guilds from cellular00:14:03
elements plays an important role00:14:05
dosage of the drug and00:14:08
the same medicine in different ones can also00:14:11
cause different actions to excite in00:14:14
oppress small ones to the point of paralysis00:14:19
beings whom relocation is a phase00:14:22
the effect of drugs against00:14:25
medications may have their effects00:14:26
min penetration benny stout look00:14:28
here at00:14:32
maxim00:14:33
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moment when concentration drops and so on00:14:37
just a short excursion00:14:42
I see we're already getting ready, get up because00:14:44
whatever you want little by little00:14:50
make room for new research00:14:53
yes, my friends, the effect of the medicine00:14:57
condition depends on age and gender00:15:00
health and dual features00:15:02
body of the recipient get up00:15:05
already or00:15:07
children's department00:15:11
you see the means are in accordance with00:15:13
reduced dose affects people00:15:14
much stronger effect than in00:15:16
adults00:15:17
often poisonous00:15:21
divisibility reacts differently to medications00:15:24
than usual for some people the medicine00:15:26
it works very well00:15:28
due to increased sensitivity00:15:30
body to certain substances00:15:33
I see you are ready, so let's do it00:15:37
I'll give you the extract with me now00:15:42
look at home here are your clothes clothes00:15:46
wear it home00:15:49
put on clothes put on these are yours00:15:51
clothes put on you can't put on these I'm waiting00:15:54
I then00:15:56
completely calm to do your own thing00:15:59
things like you all did before00:16:01
let's roll out00:16:05
I almost forgot this is a medical card00:16:09
yours is also here, I’ll put it here too00:16:11
look at home, I wrote to you there that you00:16:15
idiot00:16:19
we won’t give medicine and we won’t give it as00:16:22
you won't, why because it's a vaccine00:16:25
bio there are few of them, we won’t find them in the vaccine00:16:29
we will spend it on good people00:16:31
visits doctors and deputies00:16:34
I want a vaccine00:16:37
We don't have a vaccine against idiocy yet00:16:40
lock up the news00:16:43
I'm not going anywhere, I'm in town00:16:53
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if a woman driving is nervous it means00:17:12
I bought the car myself00:17:15
good evening tell me00:17:18
this sedan motor ship is sailing in polska00:17:23
then behind which you have been for so long they00:17:26
gave them a squint00:17:30
rushed off00:17:34
it happens and it’s good yes that’s the topic00:17:36
blablacar00:17:37
they called, I agree, sit down without00:17:40
beauty00:17:42
boy left00:17:45
happen if I steal a car to us00:17:48
together with the hostess00:17:50
funny and sleeping now belle on the contrary00:17:52
yes, I'm driving, both are nearby, but if you tell me00:17:56
now I'll get a hand on my knee00:17:58
I'm crazy00:18:00
you're not married until the ring, I just don't hit it00:18:04
young man yes00:18:06
no longer there00:18:10
won he repaid00:18:12
know I think he will be punished for this of course00:18:16
before you know and have already punished someone like that00:18:19
beauties probably have to run for an extra hour00:18:21
Dima is burning somewhere out there, I'm a beauty00:18:24
beauty locust combo on search and 200:18:31
where did we stop00:18:39
Good evening00:18:44
only to my father00:18:47
it's good that I had such company00:18:50
let's go00:18:51
where are two such beautiful identical00:18:55
girls00:18:56
silent00:18:59
today there was a polish beauty contest and00:19:01
silence and00:19:03
team up00:19:06
olive strangers yes00:19:08
well, it's visible, you know00:19:12
sociable moth.00:19:17
okay boys for my pleasure00:19:21
I'll clean it, look out the window, the places here are like this00:19:25
beautiful00:19:27
quiet a00:19:32
after all, we also heard something in the trunk00:19:35
blurted out00:19:39
excuse me, but we definitely eat Ganapolsky00:19:43
something suddenly interested me00:19:45
this question now00:19:50
straight non-stop to search Adam00:19:54
already bite me the same by the way00:19:57
forced stop so to speak00:19:59
caused by the vital activity of the body00:20:03
separate the zone without 3 we'll get there00:20:10
thank you thank you for making this endure00:20:13
I no longer had the strength00:20:14
closed yes00:20:17
oh well, I found the strength to endure00:20:23
where are you going00:20:34
I have not seen anything00:20:44
fixed the ladies00:20:54
I just think you have ketchup there00:20:56
on the shelves00:20:59
well let's move on00:21:04
even more fun companies00:21:13
Where are we taking mine? I’ll be at Moscow time.00:21:17
why did we agree to search for00:21:21
wide river as usual or while I00:21:24
there was no deduction outplayed I'm sorry you00:21:26
not the manuscript it is I asked for a pillow00:21:30
it's funny that it's funny that they're with00:21:33
you were consulted00:21:34
Are you somehow unique, what do you decide?00:21:38
where will we eat meat?00:21:41
I they are unique and I know I usually don't00:21:44
even a little nonsense is me all the time, well00:21:47
I know this and I wash myself and smell like radish00:21:50
hair by00:21:52
well disgusting so unpleasant yes00:21:56
shut up, you don't have long left00:22:00
already received00:22:03
they said brother throw the stalls in00:22:06
Alapaevsk00:22:07
arrived Sochi appeared as a person00:22:12
connection appeared00:22:14
zarochka call us and hello zarochka00:22:18
Let's get here in a fun company00:22:22
On the silver Vlada there is a number and 5337 together00:22:26
please repeat00:22:28
yes from her earnings tell Arsen there is a thought00:22:32
let him meet me no jump let him00:22:35
coming towards00:22:36
I just don’t want to keep people here00:22:39
for a long time, hello, hello00:22:43
my wife called, she knows where I am with whom00:22:47
I'm on my way, I'll repeat the car number00:22:50
girls, what about the basement if we finally get to00:22:52
got drunk on ska00:22:54
Tomorrow I'll go and buy tickets to the sea00:22:56
because you know it's so unexpected00:22:58
You may not have time to go to the sea, but I00:23:02
after all, we had time, yes00:23:03
please, a couple of greens00:23:09
. your age can't open this door00:23:12
moving it to the Middle East00:23:15
it will open the door for him, take into account00:23:19
we'll understand00:23:23
Can anyone explain what's going on here?00:23:26
what the hell are we going to00:23:29
Alapaevsk and why didn't you pick me up at the bus stop?00:23:32
We were chasing you for 50 kilometers00:23:35
until you stop00:23:37
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he said I Tim Down from which one00:23:42
I saw him00:23:54
I was so scared my tongue was numb00:24:02
I sat down, you were silent, I went out, I didn’t run00:24:06
so I'll run, I'm buckled up00:24:09
good thing Ivashchuk has something in the trunk00:24:12
it started knocking, I remembered that there was a bat there00:24:14
our things practiced wanted him00:24:17
how in the masses before you came to all 10000:24:19
stop yelling00:24:22
damn they made such a circle, I thought00:24:24
belt00:24:26
I counted 64 kilometers00:24:29
at least here we fried kebabs on mumu00:24:33
we shouldn't have let him go00:24:36
Why are these Caucasians so good at kebab?00:24:39
fries00:24:40
could polska give him a lift, he could give us a lift00:24:43
fried kebabs00:24:45
he's finished, he's in training, he's running, let's go00:24:47
let's catch up00:24:50
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if a woman is silent, it means somewhere without00:25:14
the other one says silently no you00:25:17
can you imagine what a beast00:25:19
so I should have thought of doing this00:25:22
such00:25:23
at night I don't talk to him, maybe at least00:25:28
so he'll understand something00:25:30
I want it to take away my fantasy no it’s the same with me00:25:35
not talking00:25:38
like I should understand something00:25:41
oh listen he came let's sweat it out00:25:44
let's call yeah come on my dear00:25:47
I kiss you, I’ll go and be quiet, let’s take it off00:26:09
Aline Cohen00:26:10
hi what are you doing eat dinner00:26:15
well done00:26:21
I also came home from work for dinner00:26:24
hungry as a dog00:28:06
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[music]00:29:29
and here00:29:31
Alla Kolyan once again I'm shaving, listen, and you00:29:36
Natasha planned a miracle, remember, but that00:29:38
you planned it, it worked out, yes00:29:41
okay daughters okay00:29:46
was it real yes well I congratulate you00:29:49
following you we congratulate you directly00:29:51
Congratulations of course, everyone keep me in00:29:55
yes, let me know everything, let me know everything00:29:57
about that, let the bug do it for you, that’s all00:30:00
Let's00:30:11
Alla Natasha what happened to you there00:30:16
I don’t know the news is something long or something not00:30:19
it worked out here it turned out well news00:30:22
totally cool00:30:25
bought a blender00:30:30
nothing more interesting happened while listening00:30:34
so you have some secrets from me but I00:30:37
I don’t know my time, yours called00:30:39
said there is some news you have yes00:30:42
ask your a00:30:44
you don't talk00:30:52
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well everything everything everything everything everything00:31:33
I give up everything I I I give up I would I lose00:31:36
yes I'm guilty I'm guilty often I'm guilty and00:31:41
I repent I will never do this again00:31:43
I will honestly apologize and I00:31:47
one question we can no question00:31:51
than did something00:31:59
do at all00:32:04
I promised something and didn't do it until00:32:06
I promised and didn't do it00:32:09
I forgot the ladle in the pan and the borscht00:32:12
it's sour, so what?00:32:18
I the package creaks not completely not tightly00:32:21
wrapped it up and in front of her was the very piece00:32:23
top student tomorrow00:32:25
Well00:32:28
I switched the bath and shower on the stone, yes it is00:32:38
I also changed the meat for you00:32:43
I'm just checking to see if you can hear me00:32:45
absolutely not00:32:48
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I put the shampoo from the cap to the bottom yes00:32:59
right00:33:02
Not even six months had passed and I could immediately hear00:33:06
then how can you guess about it00:33:08
How is this even possible?00:33:10
guess what I'm doing in shampoo00:33:14
retaliation turned it over didn't notice that00:33:15
whether00:33:17
at00:33:21
me and your shampoo00:33:30
I understand everything, sorry, sorry, I understand everything00:33:36
I’ll never change my life again either00:33:38
I won't touch it after shampoo00:33:40
in general, that's all, but I understand, I realized00:33:43
I forgave00:33:45
Let's simplify further about moles00:33:52
preset00:33:54
harmoniously maybe this thing can we00:33:57
let's go to the Indian restaurant and sit down00:33:59
Let's celebrate the record, so to speak00:34:02
in less than a day I guessed that00:34:04
what happened let's go let's go00:34:08
quickly change clothes, I'm ready00:34:11
Let's00:34:14
OK00:34:15
I'll go take a bath and change clothes00:34:19
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Here you go00:34:41
[music]00:34:45
if you don't remember what happened yesterday00:34:48
that means everything happened yesterday00:34:53
carefully, carefully, let's go in, Kolya00:34:57
quietly quietly00:35:01
[music]00:35:02
[applause]00:35:05
our apartment you and I live here mine00:35:08
do you remember no I don’t remember00:35:11
it’s cozy, it’s so cozy, and here’s your sofa00:35:14
Do you remember your favorite sofa, no, I don’t remember, but00:35:18
I like to sit on which edge but he’s in the hole00:35:22
you see00:35:24
after straight I level to oh how convenient00:35:28
came in the form of 100 until we remember no nor no00:35:33
I remembered00:35:35
we live alone00:35:38
practically00:35:40
my mother lives in the next apartment00:35:44
my remember your mother00:35:48
no, I do not remember00:35:51
Natasha00:36:00
already picked up our airman from the hospital00:36:03
gymnast00:36:04
Yes00:36:05
he's kidding you because of you00:36:08
the attic actually fell because of me, you told him00:36:10
sent there but who was it already00:36:12
send a hornet's nest there00:36:17
or do00:36:20
[applause]00:36:25
I don’t remember mom, he doesn’t remember anything at all00:36:29
he hit his plow and completely forgot everything00:36:31
columns forget about didn't know anything00:36:35
In short, doctors say it’s temporarily needed00:36:37
place him in a familiar environment and00:36:39
then the memory will return familiar00:36:42
the situation is clear00:36:46
Nikolai00:36:51
I want another one, he beat me up, I'm afraid, my name is00:36:54
that mom, I'm burning for you very seriously, everything and00:36:56
I've been training and training for 10 years00:36:59
hours ungrateful pig00:37:02
did you buy it at all, what do you say yes?00:37:06
ok why are you alive alive but now think00:37:08
what to do with it00:37:10
where do they rent them out?00:37:12
no need to hand over anyone need to00:37:15
there is no need to return it to the person00:37:16
there’s no need to protect anything, just like that00:37:19
spoon00:37:21
rolled back to factory settings00:37:25
named reflash and all china00:37:31
Nikolay fear hello since you00:37:35
do you remember not not not remembering Tamara Igorevna00:37:38
your favorite aunty00:37:42
unconsciousness every day compliments00:37:45
you tell me every hour every week00:37:47
flowers gifts every tits00:37:54
you adore me he00:37:56
Anatoly how you adore your wife00:37:59
just some kind of nightmare of a beggar and housework00:38:02
you are not allowed to do absolutely everything yourself00:38:04
vacuum the dishes wash you do the laundry00:38:07
right here everything is all full everything is all on you00:38:09
well done yes yes yes yes yes yes yes00:38:15
They brought me already to amaze or what the00:38:18
the man is who Dagi English00:38:20
man everything is serious what what style and00:38:23
Seryozha Sergey Gena eat my husband then yours00:38:25
father-in-law00:38:26
the new one is not very good00:38:30
he doesn't like you00:38:33
and why00:38:35
because you go fishing with him on his not00:38:38
you go know and don’t like it maybe because00:38:40
that you can’t drink cognac with it00:38:42
you don't like drinking at all00:38:45
you only like to work afterwards00:38:48
I remembered that I don’t think I like you00:38:53
housework00:38:55
this is wrong from remembering how it is00:38:59
I'm telling you what's wrong, I'm telling you what's right00:39:03
all that my beloved aunty says is00:39:06
I remember correctly with you our fellow00:39:09
edius pro00:39:11
then they really don’t care about vacuuming there, so00:39:13
I'm getting used to it now I'll come Tasha what do I need00:39:17
I can do something to make him remember, oh well00:39:19
sit down and remember everything and00:39:22
what if it’s a miracle you don’t remember this00:39:24
that you are my lazy person00:39:28
I'm taking your schooner to the bard00:39:31
it's something about pirates00:39:35
I have at least one, even if I forgot my mother00:39:38
I can’t remember those two minutes at all00:39:40
never00:39:41
I don’t even remember the first time either00:39:44
no I don’t remember remember yes come on mine00:39:49
room then so parents at the dacha return00:39:53
varum plays from the tape recorder00:39:56
dandelions00:40:00
Lois and I are like that00:40:08
me and my dreams oh here comes pa pa00:40:13
oops oops oh00:40:17
we're running, I don't believe him00:40:24
but now I have nothing against it00:40:28
of course that time he broke his arm00:40:31
doesn't remember anyone00:40:35
I've heard about your problem and who are you?00:40:38
resident Sergei Gilevich Ger Major father00:40:44
Natalya, but where can you get away from this?00:40:47
father-in-law00:40:51
it's you and me that's not very good00:40:54
you don't like me00:41:03
Tamara came by00:41:10
the memory came back to the person00:41:13
my favorite song helps me00:41:18
it was a long time yes00:41:21
that means the length of minutes and 33 minutes so on00:41:25
all is not lost Monaco Natasha00:41:27
dragon some cognac let's go soon00:41:30
you00:41:32
place a familiar environment wait00:41:36
girl needs mom such updates on00:41:38
I put good ones on him, but hackers are like cheese00:41:42
[ __ ] you00:41:44
You don’t even know that torture is prohibited00:41:46
international convention00:41:49
but let's not bang your head with you, not me00:41:53
I don’t drink I don’t like three minutes00:42:02
not all basic instincts are in humans00:42:04
burned out the pond00:42:06
so come on Nikolay00:42:09
everything your mother-in-law said, all this00:42:12
misinformation understood00:42:15
come on, my beloved mother-in-law is right00:42:20
the official position is correct00:42:23
beloved mother-in-law, let's have a drink, no, I'm not00:42:27
I like to drink in general, so what?00:42:30
Come on, Natalya, I need a book for us00:42:32
bring photos from fishing let him00:42:34
let's see how he doesn't drink00:42:45
Well00:42:47
I'll become00:42:49
such a plan for you00:42:52
plan00:42:54
but to start such a military operation00:42:57
you'll need a plan00:42:59
there is no plan Sergey Gennadievich00:43:09
start such large-scale exercises Nikolai00:43:12
I need a plan, the fool is baking or something, yes yes I am00:43:15
just to prank the hospital Natasha00:43:17
I believed, let's get the goods, Igor, she00:43:20
I believed it, I thought about how cool no one was00:43:22
not past jambs without remembering00:43:25
I once also got carried away and that's it00:43:28
what00:43:29
had to get married00:43:33
sorry yes yes no of course that is00:43:36
official position00:43:43
Sergey and no, can you help me somehow?00:43:45
it's all new, I'll just settle it00:43:48
so we'll do it this way, we'll do it this way, you're stupid00:43:52
how I dumbed someone down and I gradually00:43:57
carefully00:43:58
I'll take care of everything, I understand everything, come on00:44:01
let's call the operation a tornado00:44:05
tornado spinning00:44:07
photo00:44:11
oh-oh puppy Maya's beloved has arrived00:44:15
my00:44:16
what's the 100 card in your hands?00:44:19
muscle memory returned00:44:24
that means Tamara Natalya00:44:28
Nikolai's memory is fine00:44:30
just joking, not funny Nikolai00:44:42
why don't you be careful00:44:44
[applause]00:44:47
you promised quietly Nikolai I'll tell you00:44:51
promised a tornado00:44:53
here he is00:44:57
[applause]00:44:59
[music]00:45:19
blow job00:45:20
[applause]00:45:21
[music]00:45:24
children of the motorway director on their cheeks00:45:27
dimples00:45:31
so come on again I'm yours00:45:36
the first digger digs a trench with00:45:39
at a speed of 5 meters per hour tomorrow or00:45:42
in the morning do like you and me00:45:45
agreed until the problem is solved00:45:47
you won't go to sleep we agreed00:45:49
negotiate00:45:53
write00:45:54
1 digger who is a digger you know the step00:45:58
earthen policeman00:46:03
no land cop cop from the word dig00:46:07
a man who digs the ground and it drips00:46:11
draw it at a speed of 5 meters per hour00:46:13
through it draws trenches 5 meters like me00:46:18
I will draw a coward and an object of 1 room 4 meters00:46:20
assets leaves draw a line this is 500:46:26
meters00:46:27
so the first land buys the account00:46:30
a few waited00:46:32
two00:46:33
Thank you00:46:35
Vilenkin N.Ya.00:46:41
the first digger digs a trench with00:46:44
at a speed of 5 meters per hour this is understandable and00:46:47
even though I want to sleep at first00:46:51
time we sit here, I solve problems for you00:46:54
I told you from school, come back for math00:46:56
do it and do whatever you want, I said00:46:57
Lorelai told you what you didn't do00:47:01
you shouldn't have given birth to me00:47:11
so you came home from school, what did you do?00:47:16
then a00:47:19
it means you got enough sleep00:47:21
why did he call it a beating?00:47:25
so once again two diggers dig a trench00:47:29
with the site and land to someone00:47:38
the surgeon and anesthesiologist left00:47:42
digging a trench00:47:47
For what00:47:49
the operation was successful00:47:56
one anesthesia and correctly calculated the other00:47:58
incision00:47:59
because they didn't do well at school00:48:02
so 1 dug trenches at a speed of 500:48:05
meters per hour another 2 meters per hour more00:48:08
The snake is buried in August00:48:11
to the serpent and that 15 meters per hour another 200:48:17
meters per hour means together how much they are00:48:19
dig how much 2 plus 5 how much00:48:23
77 half the problem has already been solved, he writes00:48:27
77 what 7 meters correct 7 meters what00:48:30
7 meters snake00:48:33
go deal with him yourself but this00:48:35
it's impossible it's just impossible00:48:37
I smell that you can't noah00:48:42
now my dad will help you a little and come on00:48:45
the task has begun00:48:48
surgeons anesthesiologist charisma yuta00:48:53
[applause]00:49:00
don't yell, wait, read the day digger00:49:04
digs a trench at a speed of 5 meters per00:49:06
hour 2 2 meters per hour how many meters00:49:10
trenches won't be dug in an hour and a half, but00:49:12
the miracle is not clear00:49:16
let me write before and00:49:19
I'll finish it now Shura lived a pen I want00:49:22
so that he understands everything himself00:49:26
the dams went how many diggers00:49:31
how many diggers are there in 200:49:34
together they are dripping how many meters hour 7700:49:38
in an hour, seed in an hour and a half00:49:42
You do not love me00:49:46
what are you talking about00:49:54
so let's talk about all this, let's do it00:49:58
frisky on nordic nordic nordic cake00:50:01
let's cake cake let's all now00:50:04
break for cake and quick tasks00:50:06
so goose00:50:09
who ate the cake00:50:16
destined, how did I know what your gender was?00:50:19
second night these diggers are up to the cake00:50:21
drama00:50:24
everything instead of a cake what we want what we00:50:27
we want a hamburger with here instead of a cake00:50:30
now dad is going to get a hamburger00:50:33
at a speed of 5 meters per hour00:50:38
head crown nowhere watering yes now00:50:41
engage in the regime itself00:50:44
rolls later you will have to sit hi00:50:49
Galya a00:50:50
you solved the problems about diggers00:50:54
we are not yet deciding what he is00:50:56
our dad also spent the whole evening deciding00:51:01
untied00:51:02
[music]00:51:06
heard by the digger the mother went00:51:11
I thought I'd never see you again00:51:15
[music]00:51:17
no bro you have to decide to give it away00:51:24
when we decide you please tell me00:51:27
I called okay yes everything is fine what I need00:51:30
there please00:51:32
okay, it’s not your place, my dad is normal00:51:35
now I decided let's be careful00:51:38
exhaled means in one hour they are digging00:51:41
7 meters is ours in an hour and a half, how much are they00:51:45
dig one and a half times more correctly00:51:50
right00:51:51
why did you eat the cake?00:51:55
I can't with him00:51:57
so so one more time one more time00:52:02
They dig 7 meters of trench in one hour00:52:05
in an hour and a half00:52:08
film you and00:52:10
you will post it as popular as00:52:12
girl with barrels of cucumbers00:52:14
[applause]00:52:16
gudgeon study well then00:52:19
so they dig 7 meters of trench in one00:52:23
an hour for an hour and a half how much00:52:27
800:52:30
wow, it's more interesting, just give me more00:52:33
9 more 10 more 11 less version00:52:39
more than 11 less you're kidding me00:52:44
between ten and eleven there is something00:52:47
got along who00:52:50
half past ten in other words this is how much00:52:52
it's half past ten00:52:55
[music]00:52:56
how much00:52:58
until 10 30 ends and and there prompting00:53:03
Misha got him married, come on, your father told you00:53:09
10 meters thirty centimeters00:53:19
mercedes00:53:21
[music]00:53:24
clearly now the circle has charged that hoverboard00:53:26
Want00:53:29
you will study well, you will00:53:31
hoverboard let's write the answer 10 meters 3000:53:35
see damn care my chick told me00:53:38
ten and a half meters Natasha at night I00:53:41
I understand that it’s okay, I’ll go to sleep, well, about00:53:44
times no one will go to sleep at all00:53:46
this is a task your child can’t do either00:53:48
decide I already doubt what it is00:53:51
such a tour muse00:53:55
On the contrary, I didn’t pack 1 at all00:53:57
I doubt that this is your son00:54:01
so we write the answer ten and a half00:54:04
meters can be dug by 2 diggers in one and a half meters00:54:08
hours00:54:09
recorded00:54:11
everything was difficult no00:54:14
Well done00:54:19
on geometry again00:54:23
[applause]00:54:28
[music]00:54:30
[applause]00:54:32
[music]00:54:33
[applause]00:54:34
[music]00:54:38
musicians from underground passages in00:54:41
mirrors are not reflected00:54:43
give ok let's get out of here slowly in short00:54:47
goes up look today you are a man00:54:51
paradox the deaf-mute musician fell like this00:54:55
they will give more how to be of course yes how about00:54:58
dog00:55:00
pose in short understands everything, don’t speak00:55:03
maybe I understood if something happened with my hands, well there00:55:05
do as I don’t understand, what if you’re deaf and dumb00:55:08
how pure I pretend and to whom is he00:55:11
will say00:55:15
dad00:55:17
good evening I'm a dispatcher00:55:20
in all this is our place to hear me00:55:23
cast for a person00:55:28
[applause]00:55:37
well, your flip flops00:55:39
are you near them00:55:41
schmuck00:55:45
mountains place nasa miraculously yours00:55:48
there's nothing written on the wall about you here00:55:51
in general, Gosha and I are not having the same kind of leisure time00:55:54
which is written on the walls00:55:56
so let's take it slow00:55:58
go from here through the forest00:56:03
the whole transition is big under one you and that’s it00:56:07
the parish is big public here and00:56:09
stay here everyone00:56:11
children under 8 in the cafe darts up00:56:14
yourself a place from where the ventilation is warm00:56:16
the air is blowing00:56:18
viscose yes this place fought with pigeons00:56:20
A00:56:21
here it is then where the ice is, get away from them00:56:23
banquettes00:56:24
surprised reminded pax let's00:56:28
little by little rocky in the world and00:56:30
sir, have you seen this bastard?00:56:34
wants to step on art's throat00:56:38
rubber heel00:56:41
it belongs to the people according to their ideas00:56:45
talked about casts, he didn't say anything00:56:48
does not speak and will not speak00:56:51
okay gas, let's go straight to the racer00:56:55
ladies and gentlemen dear viewers and guests00:56:58
our transition from the dark past to00:57:01
foggy future00:57:03
just above the mmo metro to the left as always with00:57:06
you Shurik Egosa Goroshin00:57:10
once I met a lady at the subway with00:57:15
looks cute both inside and out00:57:19
looked at the lady straight up and down00:57:23
downstairs at the lady's about a lovely lady and00:57:27
fashionable sentence when with tropical00:57:31
surprise00:57:32
rubber flip flops00:57:36
rubber flip flops and then put them on and00:57:40
taking off to the place, pressing it, doesn't rub00:57:45
rubber take-off do not dance no Koran00:57:48
about00:57:52
[music]00:57:56
Bilan's team00:57:59
anti-advertising teaches something wrong00:58:02
arrange in general what they do business in00:58:04
spoil the cargo in general, this is his business00:58:08
northern stream impressions00:58:10
nylon00:58:12
the voices of those sellers are deaf and dumb00:58:19
everyone moved faster than pigeons courtroom00:58:24
how good is it at home yes yes where is mine00:58:28
yawn and to00:58:30
What kind of chewing gum did you use to call?00:58:33
oh you gas thief, come on, check with you00:58:35
There's no room in the bedroom00:58:37
sit there, why are you so angry?00:58:42
warm up the cream, the bastard00:58:44
we drink warm air blown well00:58:47
okay, after filling, put the mustache under00:58:51
hot song00:58:54
in general, I didn’t bring this lady home to00:58:58
of course it's mom's day off00:59:02
slow music nervous conversation and I00:59:06
I look at the lady but I don’t see the lady00:59:10
they still stand before my eyes00:59:14
rubber00:59:18
rubber flip-flops, I'd rather go blind00:59:22
[applause]00:59:23
well, just karate like a pickaxe with legs and when00:59:33
children fans and photo session after the concert00:59:37
what are you doing on the shelves?00:59:40
your places have changed still continue00:59:42
drink and fool steel where the stars are00:59:48
[applause]00:59:51
[music]00:59:54
If we allow you to advertise, you can order00:59:58
the boss must be deaf and dumb01:00:01
hears well I don’t know now sprays let’s take a look01:00:06
so follow our footsteps01:00:09
so this is us for the bank about the mortgage in the rally01:00:13
children's about their01:00:16
there's nothing about spanking01:00:20
problems and problems we have gas and theirs01:00:24
300001:00:26
didn’t drink at all how much will it cost 701:00:29
we can let's01:00:31
there are 50001:00:38
guests with this idiot said no one here01:00:40
No01:00:41
in my hands I will find the gas from the creature you got, children01:00:45
she sol here we went01:00:48
you would be behind if it weren't for me you would be here01:00:51
was01:00:53
conversation stick for the deaf and dumb01:00:56
well let's say we agree on01:01:02
in this song01:01:04
even we, too, cannot live without hats01:01:07
yes yes yes yes yes yes the end of the gas did you hear01:01:13
it's a challenge01:01:16
in general, these shootings at night I'm quietly 4001:01:20
from the lady's crib I went back to bed in the morning01:01:25
God's visa in reserve sleeps with me01:01:28
did it01:01:30
I can't live without casts01:01:34
I only had three days left without walking01:01:38
now I'll look like this forever01:01:46
Malibu rubber flip flops01:01:51
someone will say01:01:52
[applause]01:01:55
like this01:01:57
directly to people01:02:00
[applause]01:02:02
onion gave the same money01:02:04
then this is the situation for you and 500 rubles01:02:09
finished and neatly last01:02:12
line01:02:18
[applause]01:02:23
[music]01:02:25
[applause]01:02:27
[music]01:02:33
[applause]01:02:35
[music]01:02:40
I'm special to Regina Violet with you01:02:43
report with Regina Violet and we01:02:46
we are in the bank for the last01:02:48
the year has achieved amazing success01:02:51
the net profit of this bank reached01:02:54
record levels and soon it may enter01:02:57
to the list of the main institutions of Russia and so on01:03:01
as you understand we are talking about prison banks01:03:08
we are with you in everything and prison01:03:11
maximum security colony bank01:03:13
gray delfin01:03:16
now we'll talk to the boss01:03:19
colonies01:03:20
Vyacheslav Vladimirovich Myasnikov01:03:23
[applause]01:03:28
but please tell me how you understood that in01:03:32
your institutions are still for but you01:03:35
you know, the staff called me and suggested01:03:37
dictate numbers from a royal card learned01:03:41
his voice, well, how did I find out, I saw that he01:03:43
calls someone now and then later01:03:46
in the punishment cell he did not tell what in our01:03:49
There is also a bank in the prison01:03:52
no of course but when with my card01:03:54
the money was written off, I realized that he was with us01:03:57
prison operating banking01:03:59
institutions01:04:01
if it's not a secret how many cards were written off01:04:03
it's no secret one and a half billion01:04:05
[music]01:04:07
where did you get that kind of money? it’s just 101:04:10
the governor fell out while walking01:04:14
tell me how experienced the employees are01:04:16
work your mind ban well you know would be01:04:19
experienced they would not have gotten here right01:04:22
sides, the less experience the more they have01:04:24
experience here01:04:26
they should be back from their walk just now01:04:29
come back and here they are01:04:32
[music]01:04:36
Hollywood01:04:39
please tell me I need to see how01:04:41
passes called yes of course we now01:04:43
we'll show you called quickly01:04:46
communicate strictly with employees01:04:49
our corporate culture01:04:52
they didn't say quickly01:04:55
sorry please could you01:04:57
turn away the point is what they need01:04:58
get the phone01:05:02
let's turn away employees need01:05:04
deliver the phone and so on until the employees01:05:07
take out your phone and we’ll ask you01:05:10
what are your plans? well, you know, your plans01:05:12
buy new equipment because01:05:14
past equipment one idiot01:05:16
devoured along with the loaf01:05:19
quickly showing something01:05:26
hello hello this is a prison officer01:05:30
bank they could we dictate three01:05:33
numbers from the gate your cards who is it01:05:36
prison bang the prisoners are calling you we want the code01:05:41
cards to find out you didn’t steal the bank and01:05:45
Then01:05:46
we are ordinary languages of the zone and so of course01:05:51
I’ll dictate it now, otherwise it’s housing01:05:52
sick of it01:05:56
write down 62 thanks wait01:06:00
wait, do you have any01:06:01
credit programs special offers they01:06:04
no no nothing not just money01:06:06
we'll take it all01:06:08
We won’t call, we won’t write, we won’t write01:06:13
honest punk01:06:17
very interesting, tell me how are you01:06:20
find new clients and I'll help you now01:06:22
I'll show you, look, see any 10 digits01:06:26
the combination of these numbers and that is the client01:06:27
our bank01:06:29
We are happy to cooperate with your01:06:32
bankrupt unfortunately no there are such01:06:34
who doubt a little now we01:06:36
We'll show you how quickly we called01:06:37
Stepanovich01:06:41
Stepan Vasilyevich we need to write off everything01:06:44
money from your card01:06:52
video call look here with your eyesight look01:06:55
this is gruel this is zyza this is shkonka this01:07:01
bastard01:07:04
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here is a very stubborn namba his boss01:07:11
department nothing to wait as they say was01:07:14
If only a person had a social media account and an article01:07:16
there will be01:07:21
Well, that is, it turns out the population as a whole01:07:24
trust you more of course of course01:07:26
began to trust more and who else to01:07:29
trust the side, well, think for yourself01:07:31
the most reliable organization01:07:32
everything will fall apart and we will be us01:07:36
will never close because it’s impossible01:07:37
close them closed01:07:40
I'm interested in you, can I try it too?01:07:43
call yes let's know what I tell you01:07:46
now one photo has been reset for a year to take01:07:48
color reset everything done done01:07:50
yeah that's great so you do it me01:07:53
you are being employed01:07:55
as far as, well, at least ten years01:07:59
go now they will give you everything, I’m passing yes01:08:02
yes let's go through01:08:05
comrades and you are welcome to our01:08:09
friendly close-knit team prison01:08:11
everything you need is always within reach of your bank01:08:14
employment at hand in 1 click01:08:20
mo by01:08:22
2 million employees the largest01:08:27
network of branches across Russia01:08:29
thousands of years in the service market01:08:32
jail01:08:34
[music]01:08:35
A [applause]01:08:50
Regina believes01:08:53
you are not cool to understand a new employee01:08:58
please come through01:09:00
good evening someone01:09:07
[music]01:09:12
[applause]01:09:15
[music]01:09:17
[applause]01:09:22
the better the mother-in-law, the farther she lives01:09:27
NATO01:09:29
nato choosing sometimes you will fall asleep01:09:32
Briefly speaking01:09:34
there is a trainer there is a horror movie there is a science fiction movie01:09:39
horror thriller01:09:41
do you hear no no then thriller01:09:45
So01:09:48
here and there at night looking at that01:09:54
come in01:09:56
all the money in the world on the highway and accounting for the body01:10:00
[music]01:10:04
Natalya can’t do it before, where is the ambassador’s shower?01:10:06
too long Tamara will go shorter task01:10:09
you hide it like that on purpose, let it be for now01:10:12
I'm shooting you01:10:14
surprise for Tamara Igorevna01:10:16
it will be a surprise if she finds it01:10:19
For fishing01:10:21
I smelled my brother, tell me you bought a slave for01:10:24
fishing echo sounder for fishing01:10:26
for 57 thousand01:10:28
like 2 polycarbonate greenhouses01:10:32
maybe you don’t need to hide this stray from me01:10:34
drift leagues01:10:36
What are you saying, they'll take me away in a couple of days, I'll tell you01:10:39
what did the guys at headquarters give me and what if01:10:41
Natalya will find it, will say what it is01:10:45
automatic watering for greenhouse future01:10:50
take a look at this one for more01:10:52
Air purifier with ionization looks like01:10:55
what kind of cleaner I see the fish on decided well01:10:58
Yes, fish is definitely related to water01:11:00
dream car01:11:05
[music]01:11:12
I found what I found I didn't hide anything01:11:16
I want to sleep let's knife until 3 fat we'll01:11:21
in short, look at it this way now it’s yours01:11:24
cradle no report I don’t understand yet01:11:27
how in the trailer people can fall asleep01:11:28
when you fall asleep I'll look01:11:32
turn on your stir let's go01:11:36
life01:11:47
[applause]01:11:49
[music]01:11:56
Not good01:12:03
don't look at Tof look at that look there01:12:09
what are you doing mom pin at least no01:12:15
started in a dream leaves what to wake up teach01:12:18
you can't sleepwalk if you sharply force them01:12:21
then he goes crazy about your cloud no longer01:12:24
woke up01:12:26
features jokes that's all I do which the spin01:12:29
yes yes she will quietly find a broom now01:12:32
will fly away01:12:40
[music]01:12:43
stop lying Lenin01:12:47
Here's what to do: put on pants and run01:12:53
Well, what are you, we thought you didn’t want it01:12:55
I still had enough to go to you in my dreams, she01:12:58
wants to rest then for some reason01:13:01
charities have come to our attention everywhere here01:13:03
area warrant01:13:06
Hey, no need for a warrant, no need for01:13:09
him you year county fight01:13:12
quickly said where is it, what is it you01:13:16
be more specific, the hut knew that I01:13:18
I would have found it myself01:13:20
speak quickly01:13:23
must grandfather yes who gave the loss is looking for your01:13:28
speak and spoke speak let's not be afraid01:13:32
he already told everything he split01:13:34
split into too, you went to your father01:13:37
check it out01:13:38
At least turn off the soldering iron01:13:41
eternal 9 you yes what's going on01:13:44
these 2 figures are happening here is daddy01:13:47
they are trying to hide something from you01:13:50
how do you know I found this out by chance and then01:13:53
I'm coming out like this, this one is already teasing this01:13:55
on the bed there the dick fell apart again01:13:58
I spilled the whole pillow from the cradle and01:14:02
you mutter in your sleep there Nikolai let go01:14:05
God bless you, I argued01:14:08
his prize is not his, of course mamon is difficult in01:14:11
in a dream but that’s the point, in a dream there’s a ton01:14:13
never lies01:14:16
in a dream he said that tickets for the ballet01:14:19
refused in reality. lost lost ballet01:14:23
this is of course sacrilege, don’t be afraid yet01:14:25
that of your favorite dice sabers jumping01:14:27
on the pole and01:14:29
speak and say where it is and what it is yes I01:14:34
I don’t know Tamara the game, what’s in it for me?01:14:36
Azim told me in a dream I didn’t see each other01:14:38
with help01:14:48
you won't say yes, you won't say yes, just don't01:14:52
in the face01:14:53
I'll find her myself01:14:55
so well, as usual, there’s nothing but a puddle here01:15:01
so Natasha are you with me so that01:15:06
to catch a criminal you have to think01:15:08
I'm a criminal so let's say01:15:12
fat always hungry stupid fifth grader01:15:16
I want to become a mother01:15:18
where can I put this01:15:21
open01:15:26
banal, you all should at least try01:15:28
the psychologists thought damn it01:15:31
look under the beds01:15:35
me yes I'm sitting I watched it myself tomorrow01:15:38
your back is sick, you are ours01:15:42
you've been sitting for how many years01:15:47
burden01:15:49
hernia01:15:54
what is he like01:15:57
Oscar for your excellent acting then01:16:03
you got him I already forgot about him he01:16:06
there should be something there, yes it's this one01:16:09
this one is how I made it up, hurry up, come on01:16:13
wet the barbell forgot the words Natasha is01:16:16
purifier ionizer he year01:16:19
he cleans the air there, there are communities in01:16:22
box so you don't get sucked in by the stinker01:16:27
there should be boxes over there it says01:16:30
it says dear background and let me01:16:34
I’ll read it to you in black just because I’m sitting at home01:16:37
I'm actually teaching them Chinese01:16:41
everything is written here in white and black01:16:44
that means a purifier with an ionizer is from01:16:49
don't get the boxes01:16:52
don’t get it and why is the fish here then01:16:55
fish drawn fish let's see01:16:58
what they write about fish but what it smells like01:17:03
you can't get the fish out of the box01:17:05
it smells like you drank it and put it down01:17:08
back this is the back okay cherry01:17:10
where did you get this01:17:14
advertisers brought this live, well01:17:18
who bring say like a month01:17:20
you can use it even if not01:17:22
I liked it, I need to return it with help01:17:24
get is useless very useless crap01:17:26
it's you here01:17:28
It’s already one o’clock in the morning, but I really don’t have the strength anymore01:17:30
no desire to sleep01:17:33
product from pull tabs01:17:36
I woke up, you're gone, I thought you were out of bed01:17:39
fell 501:17:41
I don't know if we're going to hell01:17:47
here's another01:17:49
Automatic watering found so what kind of automatic watering but01:17:54
this01:17:55
5 I didn’t prepare a surprise for the New Year01:17:59
it will be a surprise for him01:18:03
so this is automatic watering of course we got up01:18:07
in Chinese it even says eat01:18:13
automatic watering of the garden bed01:18:16
share price price from also in Chinese01:18:20
you're reading01:18:22
I go at the expense too01:18:23
seems to be chilling falsely reading here while reading01:18:27
so in Chinese it's who year it's like01:18:30
ionizer transferred purifiers01:18:38
look imre tip no faith01:18:40
ghostly 1 x wanted us as01:18:43
ionizer to inhale automatic watering for the greenhouse01:18:46
thank God Sergei you can do better than01:18:48
I read it in Chinese01:18:55
before you even say a word now01:18:57
you say I'm warning you all01:19:00
softens for heartfelt recognition01:19:02
punishment01:19:03
good home really so true01:19:06
this automatic watering for the greenhouse01:19:10
it is more than a fish finder for fishing01:19:14
how much more one hundred percent and01:19:22
I should have it after tomorrow01:19:27
give it to the guys at headquarters and let it be01:19:31
surprise they brought it to Nicholas, he asked01:19:34
I hid it then, it wasn’t the advertisers01:19:38
I teach them military uniforms now01:19:40
the puzzle is complete, stupid robe, close yours01:19:45
and then we’ll talk again holding them a check where01:19:49
on this crap and clearly boxes on Nikolay01:19:53
understood easier01:19:59
only01:20:04
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[music]01:20:07
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[music]01:20:11
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also right01:20:17
[music] [applause]01:20:19
[music]01:20:28
[applause]01:20:32
[music]01:20:34
in the Caucasus, stolen brides are handed over to their wives01:20:38
interrupted birth years01:20:48
[music]01:20:57
[applause]01:21:01
Now I understand why he died01:21:06
[music]01:21:08
Malek Agency Caucasian Captive01:21:12
listen 201:21:14
say yes so fast for orders01:21:17
Now01:21:20
the most expensive one then we will drop no messages01:21:24
photos what is the name of this goddess of yours01:21:27
ok and what number needs it okay ah01:21:31
something out on horseback no more delivery01:21:34
only left on the scooter01:21:40
from ficus trees and maps why is it so heavy01:21:44
and I turned away from you and my mother01:21:49
luck is already developing the miracle of the house01:21:52
I got it for you too01:21:55
I forgot the flashlight frame01:21:58
Denisov and com surek Ksyusha01:22:02
Ksyusha Tovmasyan01:22:04
where is he from? We already have a lot of nafs01:22:07
the room was rented out yesterday by these Armenian people01:22:11
car repainted calm down01:22:14
German woman will be changed in bed01:22:17
I want a restroom stop yet01:22:20
needs of this caliber up to01:22:23
childbirth what a circus and hello circus01:22:27
dear yes everything is fine with your horse01:22:30
yes you saw the spirit horse there01:22:33
it's not yours it's your horse I saw01:22:36
died of beauty01:22:39
you just wake him up yes yes me too01:22:43
I think let him rest01:22:45
herbs circus and as always there will be eel as01:22:49
eel or cat kids up to all morethan01:22:52
where are we where where are we in trouble01:22:57
Uzbeks are in a situation where I can stop panicking01:23:00
you're the teacher01:23:02
I teach little people how to survive01:23:06
little man problem01:23:08
first of all a big woman01:23:12
I need this dead horse GV in the morning01:23:16
they need to return the authors to the circus in two01:23:19
o'clock we have to be at the wedding and you01:23:21
should be 100 km01:23:23
that's how we think about a horse01:23:26
[music]01:23:28
the horse is dead, we're thinking of throwing it away01:23:32
look, what if I have such strength, well there01:23:36
I see heels, what do you think I'm doing again?01:23:39
I'm thinking about the horse01:23:41
ok then it's an event01:23:44
canceled and of course continue drinking01:23:47
make the situation worse01:23:53
to Arsen hello I'm going we're going to guests01:23:57
already gathered, congratulations to Arsen, tell me01:24:00
and you really like the napkin yes01:24:02
there is just another option already01:24:05
more interesting01:24:09
[applause]01:24:12
like Sofia only SUV01:24:17
even a minivan I would say01:24:21
bad bet of course already visa up01:24:25
woman, don't yell, God, but we01:24:29
my goddess to say that you yourself are fiskom01:24:33
they will feed01:24:35
also a wedding on you eat for like beans01:24:38
answer pokljuka let's get together shadows01:24:41
belly just kidding it's breasts01:24:44
God, how did you put a bunch of stuff in your soup?01:24:47
Here01:24:50
ok tell me you were bitten by a bug01:24:55
to squeeze the huge one I press in01:24:59
the world once drummed from you all the poor01:25:03
no one knew what you ate there01:25:06
whether someone cares or not about her zina trace01:25:08
about everything to you01:25:11
where the death of the torso bit me01:25:14
created01:25:16
so that you don’t forget your pink salmon01:25:19
take her brother told her not to sell01:25:22
3d kiosks points polski01:25:24
Now we're running like a man was selling Laval01:25:28
calmly no, I’m a startup, I’m01:25:30
creative01:25:39
everything means that we will sit down and01:25:42
to think about01:25:48
hello dear restaurant adult poignancy01:25:52
and chick john dickey is jumping there01:25:56
there's a case where your horse is that's over there speedo01:25:58
speedo scares for these two start01:26:04
phalluses I01:26:16
congratulations that you01:26:18
my girl, come on, get it here01:26:21
dont want to say, congratulations to you01:26:25
straight to g how harm I will run I was bitten01:26:29
bumblebee when will they feed01:26:33
What are you doing01:26:36
they wanted to watch John you're alive yes01:26:42
Well, life flew before my eyes01:26:47
case of macaw01:26:49
I don't like this end very much01:26:53
I give him a brush to my son01:26:55
red car about it today01:26:58
marry what's in this bag01:27:08
goodbye grandpa01:27:14
[music]01:27:19
Darcy don't come, I mean she came herself01:27:24
still came before01:27:27
Believe me, a little on the way I need it01:27:30
so she waved her hand and killed my horse01:27:33
I didn't call because I was unconscious01:27:36
we're chasing you, I'll crush you, I need yours01:27:40
I apologize to all of you and your family01:27:43
service who you have there next prostrate01:27:46
and again, that’s it, I won’t be your new mother01:27:48
steal about01:27:56
God01:27:57
[music]01:28:01
freely the wedding is canceled as long as it's you01:28:04
about01:28:08
why did you steal me bad money like that01:28:11
and don’t even think about it, woman, get out of here01:28:14
die01:28:16
it was enough to make me so touristy01:28:19
the bus moved01:28:21
went to the forest live01:28:23
q5 for money saved up 3 graduation01:28:26
survived at sea did not go in black for an hour01:28:30
Fortunately, teachers can’t take photos either01:28:32
in swimsuits then01:28:34
I thought I’d go up the mountain, women at least01:28:37
two weeks will feel mikhaila to you no one01:28:40
not soon everyone will sing with their dove01:28:43
names the flowers01:28:46
[music]01:28:50
fell on vacation to school01:28:54
bus01:29:00
now this bus is still crushing the date01:29:14
plane samwell off their diet head01:29:17
I noticed a sabal in a restaurant, in short, I01:29:21
I’ll tie you right now to that one01:29:23
the same clothes and remember the conditions01:29:28
myself additional payment for urgently argued no no01:29:32
I need money I need a horse01:29:36
How are you, Mr. Ksyushenka, on the outskirts01:29:40
Be careful, the doors are closing01:29:43
installing myself by the name of my darling01:29:55
[applause]01:29:58
[music]01:30:00
if you don't know your face01:30:02
the governor doesn't mean he doesn't exist01:30:11
I am the governor of the Ivanovo region01:30:15
started en masse Ger Major [ __ ] and01:30:18
pass yesterday01:30:19
we often say the order of initiative01:30:24
Let's check how the ban law is implemented01:30:26
sales of strong alcohol after 3 0 so01:30:30
say live so say01:30:40
hello01:30:41
what's wrong there01:30:44
[music]01:30:46
where is lyudmila01:30:49
Lyudmila was taken to the hospital yesterday, all of her01:30:52
I taught her one day at a time today01:30:53
TV should have filmed from him01:30:56
some kind of nervous attack happened01:31:00
what do you want01:31:07
we would like Lyudmila like this01:31:11
so to speak, well what is it01:31:16
When01:31:17
will you sell us a bottle of vodka after 2301:31:21
0001:31:22
Well, I don’t know what it means to know how you are01:31:27
don't know when you should know01:31:29
again01:31:33
you spend a bottle of vodka after 2301:31:36
that one, yes01:31:39
[applause]01:31:41
No01:31:44
no I won't sell it to you01:31:48
villa sold01:31:51
some sell it, they sell it with grass01:31:57
I will sell I will sell01:31:59
I always sold ice to that dude01:32:04
In general, my first time at night is always during the day01:32:07
I work until you know what you need for this01:32:10
the law requires01:32:12
yes Julia I'm coming01:32:22
Yulia Klintsov cleaning you up and fighting off the bullets01:32:25
expiration date on cyber has warmed up to01:32:27
Friday01:32:29
your back figure it out here are drug addicts01:32:31
some so what's the problem01:32:37
buy a bottle of vodka after 30 come on01:32:40
I buy money that's the problem01:32:44
Well then don’t buy vodka and drink kefir01:32:47
fresh it's friday01:32:50
mother, you didn’t want to buy anything at all01:32:52
you see the camera and I realized I was going out01:32:55
exchange a stolen point-and-shoot camera with us01:32:57
You can’t shop here and exchange stolen goods01:32:59
tip-off or van damme around the corner01:33:01
hypermarket vosmerochka there voronina01:33:03
vodka they change me there and there the governor01:33:06
roof and01:33:13
we don’t change it, but the reconciliation is normal01:33:15
roof and there you see the diagram in general here01:33:18
I see I see you with a friend from the army01:33:21
came01:33:22
a beautiful money machine that is not01:33:24
do you understand anything because the boy is everything01:33:26
We understand your friend has come to drink for you now01:33:28
That’s why I understand gelignite and the Russian language01:33:30
you understand, we are not selling me here01:33:34
young man and then go to the back room01:33:37
where did you come from let's get out of here01:33:40
with you comrade seller we will01:33:42
deal with the law01:33:44
respect woman just come on01:33:46
understand 112 drink but01:33:50
how long have we been standing here for about ten minutes?01:33:53
It's been filmed for so long, it's like chewing gum01:33:55
stole will count01:34:05
was it worth so much they stole the gum like that01:34:08
such as no one will leave here because I01:34:10
I’ll put batteries on the shocker Yulia, write it down01:34:14
I have two batteries01:34:24
too much current put one million01:34:27
our hair straightened01:34:29
I'll twist my hands less quietly quietly quietly01:34:32
quietly quietly quietly quietly not in Ukraine01:34:34
Governors are a [ __ ] calmly01:34:41
[applause]01:34:45
there is nothing nothing is mine, well survive01:34:49
when my my personal my personal wanting01:34:52
you can compare me with my ears, go01:34:58
what kind of people are there in the store here?01:35:03
Kramer is being resold and the governor is stealing01:35:05
chewing gum is tying and you all live in Russia01:35:08
equally good01:35:10
[applause]01:35:13
Yura I went my signatures coach01:35:15
stay stay I'm here everywhere01:35:20
[applause]01:35:27
[music]01:35:29
ophthalmologists begin to read books with01:35:33
bottom lines01:35:36
you can come in and01:35:39
[music]01:35:47
and y01:35:51
Good evening01:35:54
good morning actually01:35:58
we woke up together today01:36:00
skip01:36:03
Well, at least you are a device with shoe covers01:36:05
missed01:36:07
I will really settle here in my heart01:36:11
so as not to get dirty they beat Khan xi when01:36:14
you'll kill the city01:36:16
that you have a medical examination to the right01:36:19
still smart thanks01:36:24
direction let's01:36:26
head straight and after two meters you01:36:29
arrive at your destination01:36:32
[applause]01:36:34
I say a referral to a medical examination01:36:37
come on, of course, pick me up quickly 1801:36:42
I already01:36:46
[applause]01:36:48
wait, it's last year, but only01:36:51
choose a hospital01:36:52
Lord, why did we choose ours?01:36:56
my heart told me01:36:59
can you hear the knocking01:37:01
paid off beauty killer we still have it01:37:05
will hear01:37:08
sit down like a hard straight not an ophthalmologist from01:37:12
seyran straight points and usurper01:37:19
only the flight is missing01:37:24
order01:37:26
close one eye I pray if you01:37:30
you're embarrassed to [ __ ] around, let's turn it off, why?01:37:32
close your eyes01:37:34
I say close one eye and read01:37:37
bottom line which bottom line just01:37:41
dedicated to ostya said tender01:37:44
read good01:37:48
u.d.01:37:51
sorry, let's hurry up and read the syllables of the night01:37:55
you read my thoughts snow white and ours01:38:00
also your gnome01:38:07
let's equip them even if they went01:38:11
that I won’t give Steam a medical examination now01:38:13
I don't want you to drive the car yet01:38:16
So01:38:17
wants us to be in the back all the time01:38:20
what a hooligan in the seat01:38:24
not enough01:38:26
see you soon, get changed, let's leave from here01:38:32
there are miles of balls and you can’t do it at all01:38:36
It's normal for women not to talk01:38:38
whether01:38:40
I'll tell you a secret: not everything in the world is you01:38:43
they want to go into the field you need your license they01:38:46
woman at least today yes in01:38:49
I mean the next hour okay01:38:52
let's pack it hard and you'll do it01:38:54
walk until your legs wear out01:38:58
so yours are short01:39:00
you can just sit down and read it like that01:39:03
had ebay shut up01:39:10
What kind of visually impaired do we have here?01:39:15
mornings in general, what different mornings01:39:23
almost until you miss aronchik already01:39:26
this is the charisma of a pony, but they arranged it there01:39:29
good evening and01:39:31
We said hello already, we need a visa, give us a visa01:39:36
I need to undergo a medical examination there for01:39:37
rights on the bottom for all different doctors and I01:39:40
I'll shoot the ophthalmologist01:39:42
she says that this is not the primate01:39:45
because they need to provoke me01:39:48
and how interesting it is, I provoke you01:39:52
how you got into my fantasy running around01:39:54
there are some fanatics there01:39:59
[applause]01:40:01
[music]01:40:04
among the sunflowers01:40:07
shout aronchik fate of May where01:40:11
Good evening01:40:14
everything is so clear after leaving the office01:40:17
he's like a dog with a piece in front of him01:40:20
meat lies01:40:21
can't think anymore01:40:26
the sun has set01:40:29
Kind01:40:33
we read the letters about and the mouse and not all the ophthalmologist01:40:38
passed01:40:44
[music]01:40:47
you see getting younger aram wet when you don’t01:40:50
Want01:40:53
I tell him why I’ll get some more beautiful ones01:40:58
doctors I don't wear white coats01:41:01
visa tramples on mine with warring feet01:41:03
imagination01:41:09
she's beautiful right there yes I'm a psychiatrist oh01:41:13
ok they will pass quickly01:41:25
that we are not causing anything to you01:41:28
why do you yawn respect and01:41:33
all01:41:35
why and how an ophthalmologist just in general01:41:38
admiration visual01:41:40
auto and fantasies what am I doing01:41:50
be sure to tell01:41:54
[music]01:41:58
I'll tell you everything about the inspection and close it01:42:01
remember thank you and give it myself I know it's me01:42:05
slender brunette neurologist01:42:08
intern Laura size 5 what will you be01:42:11
do if01:42:14
I'll tell you the fantasies, close the therapists01:42:20
surgeon work until three01:42:25
aurora I live in the southwest01:42:29
I’m even afraid to ask if there are narcologists in the house01:42:33
where I live there is a restaurant on the ground floor01:42:35
Elder sauna and you can choose you can in01:42:39
in what order01:42:49
it's good to just start with01:42:53
restaurant01:42:56
tell me one last request we can’t01:42:59
have a look at nora for inspiration01:43:05
with one eye why alone in the formidable I01:43:09
I ask for a hand of sheets there are still large letters01:43:11
and the old man01:43:13
[music]01:43:20
dear deputies of the State Duma01:43:22
first day of state meeting01:43:24
Thoughts on the occasion of the first of September01:43:27
declared abbreviated01:43:31
I think it's inhumane01:43:35
the first day after the holidays01:43:38
three hour worker01:43:42
[applause]01:43:48
new guy01:43:50
why do they throw everything at the new guy?01:43:53
marriott out of habit01:43:57
another proposal to the faction01:44:00
they throw you see I accepted the invitation01:44:04
someone who is capable in the ring will go far, it's you01:44:08
By the way, she took the money, what are we?01:44:11
today we are renting out what we are giving out so much01:44:14
new offshores01:44:17
what do you get every year?01:44:20
offshore we rent out we rent out the old one where01:44:22
can you imagine how much in a year01:44:24
they are used by such holes there01:44:28
close01:44:30
By the way, you came up with the idea that you will write on01:44:32
the topic of how I spent my summer01:44:36
carried out the declaration normally01:44:45
By the way, everything is in the public domain01:44:47
I see, well, between us, where did we go?01:44:50
where were you in Anapa?01:44:54
in Monaco01:44:59
Monaco01:45:02
Monaco01:45:04
But01:45:06
don't want to talk don't talk01:45:10
I was in Anapa too, they were very good01:45:14
casino on the main square01:45:18
help yourself, what happened to me01:45:21
birthday01:45:24
I celebrate the first of September01:45:27
I wonder what I'll get, I wonder01:45:34
instead of fire01:45:38
automobile01:45:40
I already have this, can I have more?01:45:42
choose again choose again yes of course01:45:46
we are democracy01:45:55
the system is completely transparent, you understand01:45:58
how wonderful what happens01:46:01
sweetie01:46:05
let me father no no nooooo sweetie01:46:08
my01:46:10
here's what's left let's go to the hole01:46:12
dog about01:46:15
[applause]01:46:17
I knew no one needed the emerald01:46:21
Have you noticed that everything is getting more and more expensive?01:46:23
on the first of September, get together and do it yourself01:46:26
look at the shoes shoes ordinary01:46:27
shoes 800 dollars suit01:46:30
modest deputy 70 half01:46:31
thousand USD where are you so cheap01:46:36
briefcase pens cufflinks she seems01:46:38
she seems to know everything a little bit by01:46:39
a little bit, but in the end it came out to 22 million01:46:44
22 million floor you will have to be here for a week01:46:48
plow01:46:56
[music]01:46:58
if the child goes and that's what the child01:47:02
soon you think01:47:03
but what about an 18 year old guy?01:47:07
he shouldn't go to college, that's for the cows01:47:10
twist their tails or whatever they are doing there01:47:12
I know I haven't been01:47:19
I know, I actually think so, that’s who01:47:22
who studied there and came in handy here01:47:25
you studied to be an accountant while sitting and01:47:27
counts other people's pennies up you studied at01:47:29
teachers sit and read your pennies01:47:32
where did they study? I don’t count money at all01:47:40
read them more and weigh them on01:47:47
By the way, you’re on your way to a new chapter01:47:50
the voting was dismantled no no I tell you01:47:52
I'll show you again, I think look here01:47:54
interesting this is what this is for01:47:56
disgusting and this is forward then back01:47:58
this is to shoot and this is to save01:48:02
but this is a big button, it’s better not01:48:05
press and I'll press my head01:48:08
Comrade deputies, please pay attention to someone from01:48:11
your colleagues fell asleep on the buttons for01:48:12
voting01:48:16
You can't work here for so long01:48:18
health here we will leave without talking and01:48:21
say here's even take it01:48:23
truckers by simple truckers01:48:26
they have a place where they can01:48:28
normal calm horizontal01:48:30
lie down and relax, what do we have?01:48:34
we have unbearable working conditions and you01:48:37
us and you know what, let's do this01:48:39
we will write a bill so that we can follow each01:48:42
chair and made a Yulechka01:48:44
like truck drivers01:48:46
what could we do in this lyrically when01:48:48
would you like to sleep peacefully, you are nonsense01:48:51
do you suggest something, let's do it better01:48:54
We won't allow truck drivers to sleep01:48:56
fair and01:49:02
flashing lights01:49:04
tinted flashing lights01:49:09
the crusts of the vigilante guys can flow into01:49:12
gift for child on 9th birthday01:49:15
State Duma please01:49:17
go back to work and01:49:20
quickly I said yes and blowing01:49:24
it's boring it's boring to work like before01:49:28
I remember it was wall to wall Belize01:49:32
scene percent Akiba and were bad now01:49:36
It’s dangerous now there are so many athletes here01:49:47
I can't do this anymore I sit for 40 minutes01:49:49
Dad doesn’t know me like grains of sand anymore01:49:51
my spine fell off my pants listen01:49:53
I'll now call the chairman of the faction01:49:56
I'll ask for time off a01:49:57
lot to hit petrovich yes01:50:02
hello yes - we are from Vyacheslav next01:50:07
thank you yes yes yes let's leave it to the mandate01:50:11
let's leave it here on the nightstand yes01:50:13
Thank you01:50:16
colleagues, I would like to inform you that01:50:19
deputies from naive Russia Rozhkov and01:50:21
butchers voluntarily resigned01:50:23
State Duma recused himself01:50:26
Oleg applause01:50:35
[applause]01:50:46
[music]01:50:59
[music]01:51:10
Kolya01:51:12
stake01:51:15
you are sleeping and tule01:51:25
[music]01:51:30
now and that they are not on it01:51:34
I mean, I didn’t do it on purpose, but01:51:39
where are you going01:51:41
everything is clear, apparently today is not01:51:43
remember.01:51:44
and it smells, I remember what day it is today01:51:49
special and01:51:52
why is he special01:51:56
don't just change the moron's case01:51:59
the main thing is that I remember our day perfectly01:52:02
We have weddings01:52:03
Not01:52:08
We all have a birthday in November01:52:10
scorpio rumbling01:52:13
new year in december what's next for you all01:52:16
clear February 23 February 8 March in01:52:19
March May 9 my what’s there I still don’t know01:52:23
ok don't try, it just feels like that01:52:25
what are you trying already for the sake of the chicken, but01:52:29
I'm not trying for the sake of the chicken, but for you01:52:32
you need to find out what day it is today01:52:35
that according to the clues there could be someone01:52:39
met on this day01:52:41
well, anyway, someone met01:52:44
on this day there are 7 billion on earth alone and01:52:47
365 exactly someone met horse on 101:52:52
candle, I remember very well that on this day01:52:54
agreed on that01:52:57
and I'm not a hookah01:53:01
got a gift ready, wanted to go to the store01:53:04
go01:53:05
I’ll buy champagne, I don’t need money anywhere01:53:08
I walk much better on my own01:53:10
got ready01:53:13
mom's bottle cherry war strikes o01:53:17
notes, but we can’t celebrate the year01:53:21
the day we met with my mother’s tincture01:53:24
it's somehow I don't know, damn it no01:53:27
festive there unromantic gloomy in01:53:29
in the end flash funny guy from hugs01:53:32
I didn’t wake up the same pillow with my bald head01:53:34
polished lay will send seriously tincture01:53:37
mom's tincture01:53:39
the day we met or someone there01:53:41
see you off to retirement01:53:43
call Kadysheva anyhow brothers anyhow01:53:48
brothers live with our chieftain01:53:51
hello01:53:55
[music]01:53:58
no need to push01:53:59
what they locked in Tamara playing on the radio nanny01:54:03
worked01:54:04
China cut crap one's pants or something01:54:08
I'm not an Arab, [ __ ] yourself and eat01:54:15
you can get the cream from here, I'm just here for me01:54:18
I'll give it to you right now01:54:21
my tincture is generally desirable01:54:24
idle then 6 years since we satoshi01:54:26
It’s a shame not to have met before we met01:54:28
remember such dates01:54:30
horror those already when you need what in general01:54:35
We didn’t become so experienced, we decided01:54:37
that we won't01:54:39
he decides something in this house01:54:43
decided that our holiday and your tincture01:54:48
incompatible tincture for the general01:54:50
self-sufficient doesn't need you like that01:54:52
that we can cope without you Tamara game what01:54:54
if all the residents in the house find out that01:54:57
chairman of the homeowners association01:54:58
drives drunks and the drunk herself01:55:06
this is to believe the man, Lord who01:55:09
winter language intercom with lei01:55:13
my hands were full, I thought it was buttons01:55:16
your head is plastic01:55:19
We’ll pour you the stage too, I won’t01:55:22
I don't like the company01:55:25
ok then let's speed am I sleeping01:55:31
it’s clear not to touch me tightly01:55:33
under what circumstances01:55:37
fate is a second chance, don’t give up01:55:40
When01:55:41
you know everything how it is01:55:49
thank you very tasty01:55:54
lie to me that's why I'm so01:55:57
well, of course Kutuzov is a piece, well, you01:56:00
She brought me a bottle, I immediately hid it in01:56:02
Break off the closet so that if I don’t wear it01:56:07
oh you champagne lover hussar01:56:10
unfinished to you I myself01:56:13
the bullet is not me and I am not Kashin on purpose01:56:18
organ01:56:19
your holiday is you yourself01:56:24
kospel yes I'm not I'm not all at once01:56:27
just a little bit it ended even though it was01:56:30
very tasty morally for him and for us01:56:32
she has no doubt01:56:36
don't let this out, I'll bring it now01:56:39
instrument of retribution01:56:40
charge and didn't eat the chicken, you'll die deck01:56:49
you will teach young people01:56:52
[music]01:56:54
shooter, is it possible to have a series about that?01:56:55
I'll switch01:56:56
here the series is about me hannah switch I01:57:00
I'm watching the flow pass by here01:57:02
Today is a small holiday, only one01:57:03
the pig used to wear just to celebrate01:57:05
my ideas dad we have a holiday today01:57:08
We are celebrating a huge 6 years since we01:57:09
we met, imagine, and do you remember01:57:12
how we met you and of course before01:57:15
February 3 special01:57:22
not 100g champagne, that's what I'm saying01:57:26
we need champagne, but ours didn’t go well01:57:28
tincture tincture tincture01:57:30
only the tincture all in the colle evaporated01:57:33
I should have hidden it better but I accidentally01:57:35
I found it, I was specifically looking for it, I thought I wouldn’t find it01:57:40
I went into this closet of yours and I'm a mess there01:57:43
I stumbled and my hand fell into yours01:57:45
rosatoma boot hello01:57:49
something about me when your mess is on the balcony01:57:51
stammer that I don’t find anything because01:57:53
I'm not hiding anything from you01:57:55
invalid hotel why didn't you01:57:59
hide didn't hide he wouldn't have found the zero01:58:02
you knew that he found and drank and01:58:05
there would be no need to cheat otherwise01:58:07
it turns out you were the first to start01:58:16
I don't even have anything to do with it01:58:20
but Nikolai, as a loving husband, should01:58:24
no need to run anywhere for champagne01:58:26
run after the game champagne me one more01:58:29
the bottle was stored at home with 5 there01:58:31
Here01:58:33
well I'll go then01:58:40
let's pour it, pour it, pour it, come on01:58:43
tincture in such 3 but are you serious or something01:58:45
It’s still somehow not romantic, I don’t know01:58:48
come on, let's take this guys headquarters away01:58:52
We'll have a drink there, pour some Seryozha01:58:56
give so and so.01:58:58
2 volumes of frames will not happen01:59:02
one cannot be avoided01:59:04
[applause]01:59:05
happy love sick01:59:14
Tamara, you are my magician, but01:59:18
gold pens01:59:21
earrings01:59:22
serious and through the eyes to the serious01:59:28
seriously Seryozha Zivers and01:59:33
44 kind of insolence01:59:39
I poke what when to01:59:49
Nikolai into the dugout and let him down01:59:52
single01:59:53
Tamara and there was no need for drunks here01:59:56
hiding is clear, but is the height exactly right?01:59:59
502:00:01
Where02:00:05
[applause]02:00:09
[music]02:00:11
thank you for being cool ferro02:00:15
did not have time [applause]02:00:17
[music]02:00:30
[applause] [music]02:00:33
[applause] [music]02:00:41
fountains of draws and ball col bank trium02:00:46
[music]02:00:58
that you also forgot your PIN code?02:01:02
This happens to me often when the PIN code02:01:05
I forget, please don't break it yet02:01:07
ATM I'll withdraw money02:01:12
what is my PIN code? I have it somewhere02:01:14
I wrote it down but no I didn’t write it down on my phone02:01:17
please hold it, it's not in the way02:01:22
it was kind of complicated, I remember so maybe02:01:25
be02:01:26
1231 no bank for deuce no pin code02:01:30
incorrect 1232 no 1233 no incorrect not02:01:34
peep a one two three four and02:01:37
PIN code accepted PIN code accepted02:01:40
it was difficult, so what next?02:01:44
give out a little give out a little point02:01:47
give everything away02:01:50
underwear02:01:53
why not take off everything so good02:01:57
winter night take everything off02:02:12
stop doing this already02:02:17
so what's next to give out in small ones?02:02:20
torn02:02:21
issue in large quantities02:02:24
[music]02:02:27
large and02:02:30
your small ones are not below my hands02:02:32
give out the weak ones big02:02:44
does this to the level all the time02:02:48
it's not very disturbing it's very disturbing02:02:51
do like this02:02:54
so let's continue02:02:58
yes, there are a lot of people here, probably in five years02:03:01
or even for 1002:03:04
you won't even fit into your bag02:03:08
deals and just like that02:03:14
and the beetle oil won’t go in anyway, I’m just in02:03:17
potato sack02:03:20
yes, here they are mine for 10 years02:03:26
that the grill broke from broke like02:03:31
It’s a pity that my arms are weak, but my legs are weak02:03:34
strong02:03:38
thanks jiu-jitsu02:03:48
For me, at five years old, my whole head is gone for a moment02:03:51
adhesions were knocked off02:03:54
Even my nickname is a crazy idiot02:03:59
stand don't rob scared heart in02:04:02
the heels are almost gone, I'll get it for you02:04:07
through the eye socket02:04:09
ok give me the phone02:04:11
your hand is great holder02:04:14
phone02:04:15
I was here, I broke these off and on02:04:19
the windshield was so hung up02:04:22
and change your brain to the dashboard02:04:25
so calmed the kidneys02:04:28
[applause]02:04:33
the police are already on their way, let's run, what not?02:04:36
maybe my legs were swollen, I was healthy, come on02:04:40
wait here firmly wait and so02:04:44
it was more convenient here02:04:49
don't do it like that already02:04:51
this makes me nervous even if I'm crazy02:04:54
jerk02:04:55
but come on bye goat02:05:11
[music]02:05:14
in an expensive restaurant, steaks are chosen according to02:05:17
photos of cows02:05:22
will you order something else yes no02:05:25
I'll probably limit myself to this was young super02:05:28
soup02:05:29
ok and then I’ll bring the bill, bring it in02:05:32
let's see you didn't include it there think02:05:33
Lesnikova02:05:36
excuse us there was only one soup but that's it02:05:39
I thought it should only be soup02:05:41
they don't02:05:43
such a magical journey recedes02:05:45
from the plate it started to come to me02:05:47
happy trust appreciate as a friend bob02:05:50
hello from rapunzel02:05:53
I don’t understand from here I understand the voice is floating02:05:57
they say02:05:59
how to swim breaststroke in 3 lanes02:06:02
finished02:06:04
tell me, you ate all the soup for02:06:07
not all hair is from safa02:06:10
hid in anger thanks for spoiling02:06:13
evening all the best calculation and those are all for02:06:16
After Belgium I'm not interested in football at all02:06:20
introduced us on skis, learning this02:06:22
bye, wait, I'm like that02:06:25
I don’t solve questions, I’ll call you now02:06:26
senior manager download and call02:06:29
whoever you want02:06:32
they have a selection of flowers here02:06:37
everything fell there02:06:52
will do02:06:55
Let's02:07:01
hello hello brovkin draft mm I02:07:05
senior manager what happened to you especially02:07:09
mostly on the way not equal they said bye02:07:11
it's so long fli I want to hear it02:07:14
the postman personally came from you, I was there02:07:17
he said get the card and sign for it02:07:20
get a scandal there she is of the day plates or02:07:22
kind of infinity shape achieve02:07:26
the form is like this02:07:28
Ouch02:07:30
if he wasn't alone here am I already02:07:33
I thought a little boldly about the dog02:07:37
I rise and roll off the guilt, bend like a cat02:07:42
A02:07:46
collapse realized the boatman what we can do for02:07:49
you to make our incident happen02:07:50
exhausted need to study music for02:07:53
me to do it02:07:55
close my utility debt02:07:57
Can02:08:00
I don't have a winter down jacket02:08:03
The hoverboard charger is lost02:08:07
on the other hand maybe this hair02:08:09
you put it on your plate yourself02:08:15
of course I ride in a trolleybus for 8 cars, yes02:08:19
I see a woman standing in front of me02:08:21
red hat with a red package 2 he02:08:24
I'll take someone who doesn't have a shoulder of hair and put it in02:08:26
pocket came up with Sarat to order the most02:08:29
dear su we don’t give a little bit of throwing er02:08:31
valov so as not to pay yes I yes I yes02:08:34
I would never have thought of such a scheme in my life02:08:37
whatever, why be rude to my clients?02:08:40
entrance scandal you decent establishment02:08:42
who told you such and such to officer vasant02:08:45
stands in the shape of the doors opening02:08:47
this is where we go for long periods of time02:08:50
establishments02:08:52
young man, I suggest doing this02:08:55
we offer you dessert of our choice from02:08:58
our establishment is absolutely free and02:09:00
our conflict is over02:09:02
Well, dessert is certainly not a winter down jacket02:09:06
recording such a dessert push apples here02:09:09
so nicely chopped in all sorts of finely02:09:12
cinnamon moved to roulette so written02:09:14
with everything you know it's called two02:09:17
express02:09:19
cheesecake no creme brulee no tiramisu02:09:22
further02:09:24
tell me the name they will bring it to you there02:09:27
these dimples are cut like this will affect02:09:29
mixed with honey roll so stuffed02:09:31
dacha on the ocean the cook serves us from the cold02:09:34
vakif sometimes I'm not in the ingredients02:09:36
I understand, tell me the name will be brought to you02:09:41
trudi02:09:42
[music]02:09:45
u wanted to hear listen to people02:09:48
it's difficult, take my chorus02:10:01
the strudels are over que toi02:10:04
City Masada has this tiramisu02:10:10
I decided to feed02:10:17
[applause]02:10:19
Even here with us is the death of salt02:10:23
.02:10:25
It was good to dress casually for a ball02:10:28
well hello freak hello beautiful we are02:10:32
attic and salt yes why did you forget me02:10:35
lesson02:10:38
these sisters' store when we're behind02:10:41
promotional Greeks traditionally load02:10:45
quiet quiet girl what's wrong02:10:47
information on any heart that02:10:50
it happened, you've gone completely crazy02:10:52
imagine I'm walking past yours02:10:53
I accidentally saw this in the window of a restaurant02:10:55
I have everything in the trolleybus02:10:58
pulling out hair is sad sadko02:11:13
thank you very much girl come to02:11:16
We still have a wonderful business lunch02:11:18
I'll definitely drop by, all the best02:11:20
How do you like dessert?02:11:25
give a little first impression02:11:28
collected a02:11:30
so overall divine02:11:35
I can't even imagine02:11:37
what a delicious job you have for this02:11:41
Lviv02:11:47
OK02:11:50
I have to take my leave, thank you very much for02:11:53
with a treat I'll go where you people are02:11:57
carried Rudi she herself knot to leave02:12:02
[music] [applause]02:12:04
[music]02:12:08
from deputies children are actually born in02:12:12
cabbage02:12:14
so, dear colleagues, let's02:12:17
Let's move on to consider the law on02:12:19
increasing taxes on expensive real estate02:12:21
they are no less a board against me against well02:12:25
imagine an ordinary Russian comes02:12:28
teacher in his mansion02:12:31
not only that he needs these02:12:33
huge tariffs to pay for these 50002:12:35
square meters02:12:36
[music]02:12:38
don't raise the tax, well that's not the case02:12:41
which gate Alexander Gennadievich is right02:12:43
looking let's be honest let's02:12:47
know no one buys an apartment at 50002:12:50
square meters for change from bread and02:12:53
and buy on the last day02:12:57
I understand this and my mother-in-law understands this02:12:59
or some of 3 this is the first one with02:13:03
bad breakup02:13:06
they say correctly where the old lady got it from02:13:08
old lady has diamonds if she has money02:13:10
she buys cat food for and from02:13:13
the old man is also our goal and mission02:13:15
take into account all interests therefore gentlemen02:13:17
I propose to abandon the thirteenth02:13:20
salaries for officials what the ass and02:13:23
without a knife you cut the protrusions you refuse02:13:25
listen to me in the end02:13:26
refuse the thirteenth salary in02:13:28
favor 14 15 and more 13 unlucky02:13:32
number02:13:33
good support for our citizens02:13:36
countries are wonderful and should not be forgotten02:13:38
what do we have for the deputy corps02:13:39
provided for this year and where02:13:41
crisis bonus 202002:13:43
you're leaving something out02:13:45
20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 2002:13:51
kHz I can't afford it in gaijin02:13:57
so, well, the luxury tax was abolished then02:14:00
she kind of thought it was very good02:14:03
How do you close the hole in the budget?02:14:07
proposal mashenka you were preparing02:14:09
suggested but personally I think the tax is necessary02:14:12
enter on those who are many02:14:15
and we have a lot of beggars, so we need02:14:19
introduce a tax on the poor then we will immediately02:14:22
solving two problems and a hole in the budget02:14:24
close it and there will be fewer beggars02:14:28
6 really make a fool of it in the hall02:14:32
in fact, let's raise the cost of living02:14:34
at least let's give you a counter right away02:14:36
the question is how much is needed02:14:39
at least, well, if it’s at a minimum, then it’s02:14:41
there's no point in raising it, even let's go02:14:43
we'll raise more then it will be02:14:44
subsistence maximum to live02:14:47
let it be like that02:14:49
for TV presenters, besides, Gennadyevich is a wrestler02:14:53
centuries on. hi Masha actress who am I02:14:57
I graduated from the year I am a manager who02:15:01
management manager board want02:15:03
here make me at my control02:15:05
sleeping in the parking lot waiting for the car02:15:09
this is Pushkin his mandate02:15:13
Are parliamentary mandates the same thing?02:15:16
comrade handing out left and right02:15:20
manager you at least first in02:15:22
serials in some kind of force02:15:23
cartoon voiced about how you help people02:15:26
got together02:15:29
[applause]02:15:33
listen, let's get to the point, here I am02:15:35
we need to help those who are now on the front line02:15:38
to whom I agree I agree I offer02:15:41
give away our entire fleet of vehicles, these are all02:15:43
camry c-class and food delivery man02:15:47
take old used ones02:15:49
six-month-old Rolls-Royce02:15:52
pretty control, listen02:15:56
cars can't help small businesses02:15:59
I propose to give small businesses a tax02:16:01
vacation, that's all the calculations, enough vacation02:16:04
these are already enough this year we are02:16:06
rested everyone wants to work you want to02:16:08
holidays again02:16:09
we'll help you small business tax02:16:12
day off, well, for example Sunday02:16:15
you don't have to pay02:16:18
not bad, you see there are bright thoughts02:16:21
papers are not like that, I learn from you like that02:16:24
wait, that's unfair, we're talking about little02:16:27
business thought about big business who02:16:29
thinks if you feed the fleas they will eat them02:16:33
bear02:16:36
[applause]02:16:39
A02:16:40
you don't know fleas can eat a sable02:16:45
can I be around these shopping center02:16:49
human people pushed the car to park02:16:52
nowhere02:16:54
oh well, let's not let big business02:16:56
offended too, let's give him a tax02:16:58
day off until the end of the year02:17:03
funny and understandable why you offer everything02:17:06
so about big business in what have you got02:17:07
everyone everyone has a big big02:17:10
business you have you have you how is your kvass02:17:12
already two businesses, comrade manager02:17:15
let's think about it now02:17:17
people think about us, there are artists without02:17:20
works sitting Meladze video message02:17:22
recorded saw the last state without blood02:17:25
finishes eating02:17:31
I don’t know about all the artists, that’s nice, yes I am02:17:33
would specifically help me he likes him02:17:36
good doctor takes pills02:17:41
you are confusing something02:17:42
what am I confusing? I’m not confusing it with my wife02:17:44
ask which one 1 2 last spit02:17:47
the latter are extremely and extremely02:17:50
because you touched little little girl02:17:53
the right topic here is the strange industry02:17:55
our styling but but there’s not only02:17:57
those who are on stage there is a whole industry with02:17:59
of this river sound engineers, cameramen, make-up artists02:18:02
there are so many costume designers, so be it02:18:05
mercy stands before them02:18:09
It’s clear that we’re just fighting here02:18:11
head and stone look tourist02:18:14
the industry is now in decline02:18:16
somehow helped them and if you agree you should02:18:18
we must not leave the tourist industry in decline02:18:20
I offer the industry on how in fact in02:18:22
the coming holidays take all the time02:18:25
go to mande02:18:27
There are only 450 of us, that's obvious02:18:31
not enough not enough take means02:18:33
John's children's mistresses are all ahead and all02:18:36
let's rush an additional charter will go there02:18:39
sofa out of our minds we have people in line02:18:42
they are fighting over the delay, we heard you this02:18:46
of course of course this is nonsense02:18:50
there should be so much delay that02:18:53
enough for everyone02:19:00
I'm sorry, but you don't know what it is02:19:03
delay02:19:05
something very important the citizens need02:19:08
in this delay02:19:10
you know everything manager and driver everything02:19:15
knew02:19:17
our historians have a real offer to me02:19:19
everyone has bonuses I offer02:19:22
refuse our bonuses in favor of02:19:23
rural teachers and doctors here02:19:25
all the calculations are needed now they are like no one else02:19:27
others need our support here02:19:29
for us, 17 million is small02:19:32
money a02:19:34
they will help people stay afloat02:19:37
everything is calculated02:19:38
so that means 17 million but we’ll also lower it02:19:42
let's down to the rural teachers02:19:46
you Pushkin for such a good offer02:19:49
I propose to write out the bonus so that02:19:52
no one was offended by the entire deputy02:19:54
case so this is multiplied by 402:19:57
2 billion 700 thousand for example02:20:01
gentlemen, but that’s not what I meant02:20:03
maybe you're doing the wrong thing here02:20:06
I mean, you're all out of place here before02:20:08
this is just corruption what you are02:20:10
what you're doing is called corruption here02:20:13
you are wrong, absolutely wrong Alexander02:20:16
Gennadievich is a wrestler he fights with02:20:19
corruption02:20:20
corrupt officials come to this bar02:20:24
metro .02:20:26
he sings at corrupt parties02:20:31
Well, this is needed for anti-corruption02:20:34
otherwise movie 3 I sing02:20:36
I don’t divide people into good and bad02:20:39
not everyone is my favorite audience02:20:41
Masha Masha02:20:46
look how beautiful she is02:20:49
decoration of the thought well okay and you I I02:20:55
TV presenter my most important mission02:20:58
they are doing everything to prevent it from being on television02:21:01
not a word about corruption02:21:02
[applause]02:21:06
controls here and warm up the car02:21:09
mine02:21:11
[applause]02:21:17
[music]02:21:18
[applause]02:21:26
[music]02:21:40
[music]02:21:47
Armenians don't ride in elevators because they have02:21:51
always an advantage due to charisma02:21:54
someone was beaten up in the restaurant, come in02:21:59
Vishnu's [ __ ] chair breaks02:22:03
[music]02:22:09
Good evening02:22:12
good evening you are the victim02:22:15
to be honest I'm already closer02:22:21
Abram the tempter02:22:25
pass comrade tempter02:22:27
have a seat yes yes yes explanatory02:22:29
wrote about your beating02:22:33
beatings are not yet a fact where02:22:35
your beat up the sky like they tried to shoot down02:22:39
they received a harsh rebuff from their relatives02:22:41
let's read what you wrote there they02:22:44
no need to read, I guess I'm all there02:22:46
emotions so far from for Geely it seems that02:22:48
everything is the other way around, let me tell you02:22:51
just how it all happened and you exactly02:22:53
remember you hit your head of course02:22:56
I remember, it’s true I almost lost my memory for an hour02:22:59
when they saw you02:23:02
Well, let's tell you before you go blind02:23:05
in general, look, the situation was very02:23:08
simple hereditary knight inside me02:23:11
couldn't stand it when the scoundrels started02:23:14
pester one girl with needles in02:23:16
bars in general and02:23:18
and when I learn my gentlemanly02:23:21
deprived as they say poopsy is enough02:23:24
break let's go with us agree02:23:26
Baby it's too much to finish off02:23:28
here this noble tiger broke out02:23:33
out of the cage and self-control and pounced02:23:35
for finding them 3 lustful animals here I am02:23:38
in short 1 I immediately take bi 2 so grab it02:23:40
quit smoking bar counter 3 begged for02:23:43
mercy 4 john himself so there were three of them or02:23:46
four attackers02:23:50
there was a crowd of them, I got all the colors02:23:53
calculated02:23:57
now he's the only one lying to me like this02:23:59
I waved my teeth like this and he flew away02:24:01
bedroom they no longer hurt I just02:24:05
said naram, nothing hurts me02:24:08
it’s just that such an organism listens to him02:24:10
it happens to me like a good song02:24:16
caress my soul and your voice is like honey02:24:20
for my ears02:24:23
that's how it happens me and me too him02:24:27
By the way, I’m listening and now he’s asking02:24:29
don't worry how long you are freed02:24:33
we'll find out now02:24:35
Now we’ll find out the second participant in the fight02:24:38
Where02:24:39
call me, well, wake me up, that means I’m not02:24:43
I'm going to sit here until the morning02:24:45
Adam needs to leave already02:24:48
don’t just ask what your dream is like02:24:52
I'll imagine that I'm wearing a seat belt02:24:53
handcuffed to work like this for us02:24:55
you're guiding me, speak quickly02:24:57
told me that here is the sexiest02:24:59
the founder screams from this02:25:04
[music]02:25:21
[music]02:25:33
Olga Olegovna wrote an explanatory note02:25:37
even explain how everything was, how it was02:25:42
was02:25:43
I ordered dresses a month ago02:25:46
I waited a month, I was worried it wouldn’t come at all02:25:49
will come and I have such a feature in02:25:52
in my body I eat stress02:25:55
this dress arrived yesterday and it’s vile02:25:58
bent on me, why bother touching them, but02:26:02
not meaningful like everything was in the bar02:26:05
in the bar02:26:07
I’m sitting here, so I’m remembering with an old dress02:26:10
new02:26:13
he rolls stones this Apollo onto02:26:17
minimum wage02:26:20
let's pester me Yasha was in a hurry02:26:24
how dumbfounded you are to sit here and write02:26:27
on the move the interrogator Solovyov is on02:26:30
Damage me, we're about to devour me02:26:32
separately from Nigel's hand imagine02:26:36
rings from waltz trousers tell me and02:26:39
Baby doll stop breaking down and come with me02:26:41
agree fad this is somehow offensive02:26:43
to be honest, they told me what you02:26:46
protected the little girl and like this02:26:49
called me yes02:26:51
look at you, you're so tiny02:26:54
you inches and on02:26:57
Japanese inch h02:27:00
imagine by the leg almost up to me02:27:02
dragged the exit02:27:05
At least the wardrobe lady stopped me02:27:08
screamed and where they dragged him let him02:27:10
will give the tag first, everything in detail02:27:13
explain comrade investigator look02:27:14
check out that is, the vision is not02:27:17
solicited of course there are no knives the new and02:27:21
if we were there there were two pits for ourselves02:27:24
letters to drag me like this02:27:27
put your arms against the wall, wider than your legs02:27:30
began to search wider with their tender02:27:32
hands and don’t talk here, but what is this here02:27:34
for a prohibited item I say sorry02:27:36
comrade investigator02:27:40
statement to damage and write be of course02:27:43
I will also declare this beating and02:27:45
they report you for harassment02:27:49
you will write, interrogator Solovyov02:27:52
dreamed find a conscience you don't see what02:27:54
whether02:27:55
happened how much he faces a year in prison02:27:59
at least I'm sorry Olga Olegovna no02:28:03
ok interrogator san volume no02:28:04
copes with the job, conscience cannot be found02:28:06
can survive and the woman is charming and02:28:09
beautiful, smart, let's do all kinds now02:28:12
with him and talk about reconciling the parties I02:28:16
I actually forgot how you did this02:28:18
they bit me on the leg, they dragged me, they forgot how02:28:21
only you put my head in the bar02:28:23
they hit the counter, I won’t forget all the bad things02:28:26
only good ones like you ambushed me02:28:27
near the toilet, pressed against the wall, you say02:28:29
Pupsy stop breaking down and come with me02:28:32
compliments of everything you agree puppies02:28:34
it’s somehow nice if you need it02:28:37
You can submit your application tomorrow, why?02:28:39
Tomorrow is the statement, we'll see how it goes02:28:42
today your side will be reconciled02:28:48
Well, let's see if you don't give me eyes02:28:52
squeeze out02:28:54
Take your essay, I'm waiting at the exit02:28:57
tomorrow if I survive I will come back to you and02:29:00
write a rape report02:29:04
I'm running, I'm running, mother Thumbelina, I'm running, I'm running02:29:07
she's my little inch then you're the interrogator02:29:09
Solovyova02:29:13
[applause]02:29:15
[music]02:29:28
[applause]02:29:30
[music]02:29:35
so so so so so so02:29:38
[music]02:29:44
[applause]02:29:52
grant and friends on the ad for what02:29:57
here is your advertisement here is a car depot02:30:00
required person don't need worthless02:30:03
a person without relatives02:30:05
yes yes this is our ad02:30:09
you really have no relatives02:30:12
yes, they just didn’t send me02:30:14
get settled02:30:16
headquarters should do you will experience02:30:19
our new car about lada true02:30:26
[music]02:30:30
what is the name of the Lada, really, and this is so02:30:32
people were confused when they bought our Vlada from02:30:36
us is our concept for the next 4002:30:40
years02:30:41
people of course what should I do and in02:30:44
you will run it in and I realized the same two02:30:47
drive for hours without stopping those who02:30:49
it won't go that far02:30:51
maximum 12 seconds and02:30:54
where will I go straight02:30:57
to the painted fence02:31:01
friend, I won’t have time to slow down like this02:31:04
the fence will stop and not stand on how not02:31:08
will stop four meters of concrete there02:31:12
having passed them there weren't any yet02:31:15
I have no rights but02:31:18
you are unlikely to meet traffic cops with me02:31:22
what are you going to do then?02:31:25
you don't have to do anything just sit with your hands02:31:27
put it on the steering wheel, sit and everything is as it is02:31:30
the car is like this when it goes to mine02:31:33
a rope will pull along the rails, and that is02:31:35
they will take me now and then02:31:41
the wall was not indicated but how much02:31:43
salary, but you can set it yourself02:31:47
any amount02:31:50
but now you'll regret it02:31:54
dare a thousand02:31:57
no regrets yet02:32:03
I tell you right away you're a miracle no no no I later02:32:06
I'll take it02:32:07
well then let's then it's unlikely that I02:32:12
I'll put it on a card for you and02:32:18
Why do you need so much money? I want teeth02:32:21
do02:32:22
the front ones are wobbly02:32:28
What's waiting for now, don't rush your teeth02:32:32
not a couple, well, 1000 is enough for you, we’ll do it02:32:35
even a good doctor is enough02:32:37
found a tooth for 30 rubles02:32:39
when I can confuse but there without02:32:42
guarantees and therefore it is not a guarantee02:32:45
a tooth is not a TV02:32:47
you can immediately see a business man02:32:51
let's all let's conclude with you02:32:53
let's see the contract, let's do this02:32:55
means fill out the form describe means and02:32:58
let's go by millimeters valentines pitkin02:33:01
this won't be useful, but what is needed is a group02:33:04
blood and Rh factor02:33:07
everyone let's put everything in uniform about me02:33:10
some will give you a uniform of course02:33:12
give up have a uniform have a great02:33:15
uniform look at the uniform now we'll give it to you02:33:18
Here02:33:20
look how beautiful it is02:33:23
it's just beautiful, look like this02:33:28
here it will come out02:33:30
with this, it’s not your graph that I liked02:33:33
a lot of 10 seconds of work in four years02:33:35
you're resting, well, we've been doing this for four years02:33:38
wrote offhand that maybe02:33:39
more but02:33:42
everyone is happy, let's pass then02:33:45
car get in let's get in02:33:48
let's go for Rus' and it's how it should be and it's convenient02:33:52
and a bag belt and no where is the army no we are like02:33:56
since we want to check02:33:58
Does this car need a belt?02:34:00
you behave like this with me, I'm here for you02:34:03
I'll wait02:34:05
guards the case can be reached and tea02:34:08
drink, of course I'll give you something now02:34:10
saved outside hot meters02:34:12
Can utuba take some more cookies from the liver?02:34:15
and the reason for this let's02:34:18
sugar needed no sugar white death02:34:22
agree agree that's all yes ready to02:34:26
will sit while I sit down and leave me02:34:28
you on the seat let's talk to the dacha like this02:34:30
that means so02:34:33
Lyubochka Lyuba yes, look now02:34:38
accelerate to 140 and02:34:41
frontal concrete02:34:44
then a side 2 ton into the door02:34:47
driver's license and02:34:49
then behind the locomotive on a tangent02:34:53
Lyuba, let's make the most of everything, man02:34:55
very good02:34:57
yes everyone give this tea a breakthrough nothing they02:35:01
feeling02:35:05
Well, are you ready to add it to Naboo?02:35:07
I'll put it down, it's not here, but I'll put it down02:35:11
do we have a hangar there specifically?02:35:13
from my hose and here I am more myself02:35:16
move on new spenders 1000 for 1002:35:20
seconds / h money do not read but carpool02:35:23
come in and make me sit down so everything can be arranged yes02:35:27
Well done everyone, let's start so rough02:35:31
accelerate to 14002:35:38
war so keep going with the side hammer02:35:43
[music]02:35:45
great we are a locomotive come on02:35:52
wonderful wonderful02:35:57
[music]02:36:02
you sit as the recipient of the corner of the weights and02:36:10
why didn't you go?02:36:13
nafov just got poisoned from the floor02:36:16
and fell through the bottom02:36:22
nothing whale great result02:36:26
our auto industry has once again hit the bottom02:36:29
on02:36:35
safety acceptable, no seat belts needed02:36:38
Lada truth goes into production02:36:41
China02:36:42
let's go just to say02:36:44
[music]02:36:47
March 8 about mother-in-law is either good or not02:36:51
her02:36:59
Natasha02:37:01
answer what I cooked for dinner02:37:04
dressed up like that02:37:08
in the refrigerator borscht aspic your favorites02:37:11
I made salads02:37:12
something doesn't quite match your appearance02:37:15
but that page is read by thousands02:37:19
So what are you going to do every dinner now?02:37:22
dress like that to make it taste better02:37:26
I shouldn't have worn anything at all02:37:30
I'll look very strange without clothes02:37:32
at a corporate party, well, yes, yes, at what02:37:35
corporate event02:37:37
dude, what is March 7th on today?02:37:39
work corporate as usual and02:37:42
I was silent, I’m melting, we would at least remind him like that02:37:45
where are my pants insoles02:37:50
ok I'll just wear black jeans with02:37:52
they will sit at the table wearing a jacket and not02:37:55
get up and you won’t be able to see who you are02:37:56
today she's going to a corporate party, she's poor, well02:37:59
I’m just not very danceable02:38:01
stand will tell you to sit02:38:04
nothing to wear horse report together02:38:07
let's go naked02:38:09
you won't go02:38:13
I want this, well, then I’ll get a plate02:38:17
cleaned the table with himself all the time02:38:20
chips on the sofa, that's not the point02:38:23
since you have nothing to do with it, I'm with02:38:25
I'll go with my mom02:38:28
well, well, in short, at dad's house of officers02:38:31
The corporate party was canceled and my mother was very02:38:34
upset dad says he's still sitting02:38:35
sad and no holiday for the holiday02:38:37
all this is great, but what I have02:38:39
there won't be a holiday, no one will care02:38:41
until it's international women's day02:38:45
thank you also for whom you are my friend02:38:51
well go ahead and go straight with your mommy02:38:53
I present this shortbread sausage02:38:57
Now I see how Tamara Igor is drunk02:38:59
it's annealing on the table and you're trying to pull it off02:39:01
she kicks like this and jumps away02:39:03
Natasha I have never had so much fun and02:39:06
pulls off her wig under bi 2 big02:39:15
[music]02:39:18
what are you doing, let's go cheerful02:39:23
oh that's so sad, it's original02:39:26
save some fun for the disco02:39:29
I'm waiting for you to skin the bastards and become a prince02:39:32
you'll turn into a toad02:39:35
I don’t know what you think, I won’t go02:39:40
Well, what am I going to do there alone?02:39:42
the youth02:39:43
Tamara game then dear you are not my man02:39:48
I thought I would say this during my lifetime02:39:52
but you're absolutely right02:39:56
you didn't understand something yellow02:39:59
than you're just worried, I don't want you to02:40:02
the theater felt out of place02:40:04
I'm just worried about you don't worry about me02:40:06
last time to worry about me02:40:10
worry, you slipped the wrong pills02:40:12
only four days later I woke up02:40:14
all my beauty has dried up02:40:18
well, let's go please, it promises experience02:40:22
We take beautiful pictures there, but what?02:40:24
you and I can also beautifully enter02:40:26
God, how will he take a photo with you?02:40:28
thousand and in the photo there are others no longer included02:40:31
understand02:40:34
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girls, why did I already call you a taxi?02:40:43
yes dad mom think about going don't go to i02:40:46
I'll go most likely you'll eat02:40:50
Tamara, what are you starting to skin again?02:40:54
Should I take it again and get lost in the foam game?02:40:56
or wear someone else's jacket in the wardrobe02:40:59
then you pull him out of the police, why?02:41:02
this is 0 Sergey Gennadievich when is this02:41:05
it was but you suggest waiting02:41:08
when will it be02:41:11
veganism is just a slander at the cream02:41:13
I give me something to school, girls02:41:17
they want to go in two02:41:25
I understood exactly how to revive their holiday02:41:29
the main thing is that everything is clear and02:41:33
we know02:41:35
I still won’t go on a scientist for months02:41:39
Tamara and Grants are correct, I'm not children02:41:41
I'll go and have some fun and eat some delicacies02:41:44
I'll get drunk all year with the blessed one02:41:47
I will remember with a smile I will tell you02:41:49
how good it was there02:41:54
Well, what disgusting accounting is worth it, but get dressed02:41:57
go02:41:59
Let's go already, so what are you going to do?02:42:03
to attend to tomorrow's holiday02:42:04
getting ready for02:42:07
I definitely can’t come up with congratulations for you02:42:10
ok ok everyone let's go girls02:42:12
have a good rest bye bye rest no02:42:15
don't worry about it, let's go at night02:42:18
Sergey I'm here, get it02:42:22
well, why eat you so masterfully02:42:25
played along with you, you checked me out, check me out02:42:27
thank you but I have a corporate party at my house02:42:29
officers02:42:33
you already said above and they canceled it02:42:36
Nikolaychuk stupid chair and here for Tamara02:42:40
canceled 10 years where with me I have02:42:44
there hasn’t been a single successful corporate event02:42:46
because it's too hot for us02:42:50
it's too fat for us, it's too deep02:42:54
I want that chick's neckline, come on02:42:56
prepare congratulations to all Sergei genocide02:42:58
please take me with you nikolai02:43:01
Why don’t you understand, guys in the officers’ house02:43:03
a couple of menus go02:43:06
I'm kidding, 5 minutes to get ready is enough for me02:43:11
two minutes02:43:13
created officers there in any way02:43:16
some maybe02:43:20
guy and date her bi-2 listen there02:43:23
Gusev and02:43:24
cap everything02:43:29
where are you going?02:43:32
nowhere02:43:34
have supper02:43:37
but I’m also kidding about the corporate party02:43:41
let's go and I'll be right there in the wardrobe02:43:44
I'll undress02:43:46
I'll eat the barchan with jellied meat, I'll cut it too02:43:50
I’ll listen, why did you come back to mom there02:43:54
we forgot our broom02:43:59
Tamara give me a rehearsal here02:44:02
rehearsal calculations in the parade then02:44:06
because why02:44:09
it's bad because it's a dress rehearsal02:44:15
I'm responsible for wearing clothes, yes, we are, after all02:44:20
on street 5 we'll be on the street02:44:23
width under window02:44:25
damn I let it slip02:44:31
but let's go02:44:34
the words are like paris02:44:37
let's go so you start02:44:43
I forgot yes I02:44:46
ringing02:44:47
[applause]02:44:51
[music]02:44:53
the best women02:44:57
[music]02:44:59
mother-in-law and wife02:45:04
the best women02:45:08
each 102:45:12
the best02:45:14
women02:45:16
each one02:45:22
the best women02:45:25
mother-in-law and wife02:45:29
[music]02:45:31
[applause]02:45:42
meaningful02:45:46
I just came up with it02:45:49
Sergey Gennadievich02:45:52
when the familiar signal I drain the first02:46:00
and feelings, I'm a company car has arrived02:46:03
three scales of power canceled canceled02:46:05
it means something happened and02:46:09
always on time02:46:11
megaline won't be allowed to rehearse02:46:14
continued the petition02:46:24
to 100 I'm honestly nothing02:46:30
to Maria and02:46:34
boys02:46:36
if you tell the truth no one will care about you02:46:38
will punish02:46:41
It’s just not fair that I have two in one day02:46:45
corporate parties didn't fail02:46:47
at home what are you doing there 2 closed mishin or papakha02:46:51
I'll give you dad to pick these up right now02:46:54
Nikolai tortured me02:46:59
what a day for me02:47:06
Mom is not expecting anything02:47:09
want one like this02:47:11
.02:47:13
[music]02:47:14
[applause]02:47:18
[music]02:47:20
free for our mini-performances02:47:22
[applause]02:47:29
[music]02:47:38
[applause]02:47:39
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