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[music]

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[applause] [music]

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[applause]

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Good evening Good evening let's start

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our

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meeting I want to tell you a secret we

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are recording today New Year's Eve

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with you today January 1

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means

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Therefore Dear viewers I

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congratulate you Happy New

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Year but maybe maybe it will be January 31,

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maybe it will be December 31 Therefore, excuse me

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Dear viewers, I

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congratulate you on the upcoming New Year,

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but maybe

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the control New Year will be shown on January 13 when

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it comes Dear

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viewers, the New Year has recently arrived,

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I congratulate you anyway, this

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New Year’s mood is not yet

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New Year I think, first of all,

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we need to think about what was interesting

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last year and, conversely, what happened

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that we wouldn’t want to happen in the

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New Year, we need to analyze everything. Well, let’s

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start with the sad thing about

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Russian sports. Well, probably not very

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sad, it’s about the World Cup,

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which took place in Africa, here in

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general there was no big trouble for us, we

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just didn’t participate,

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but I must say that of course the main

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event of the championship was, of course, and the main

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hero of the championship was who Hasmik Paul, the

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whole audience answered correctly, really

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his

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Glory, I just don’t know, you know, they

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even say that the United Russia ordered an

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octopus, Pau, a forecast for the presidential

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elections next in Russia, in Drosov

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traditions, the octopus was lowered into an aquarium,

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two feeders, one with a portrait of Putin,

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the other with a portrait

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of Putin. Well, in general, few people know that

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after Germany lost to

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Spain, the octopus Paul became

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Semyon. But of course, the success of the octopus does not

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give rest for other animals and in the

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forests near Bryansk the Bear is a

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predictor, his predictions are infallible,

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whoever he chooses from the forest will not

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return Well, you are right,

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people are shouting out Why will I tell you

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a secret, the octopus full committed

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suicide, he

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strangled himself after he was asked to

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guess the result match Shinnik

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Kuban Well, let's move on to a very sad

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event in sports in Russia. The

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Olympic Games, well, first of all, of course, the

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hockey loss upset us very much.

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Although I would say that there is no need

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to be upset, you know, if you take a

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philosophical approach to the loss that we

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all remember, you cannot say that this is the

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Russian hockey team lost I

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would formulate it this way, the Russian team of

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Canada lost to the Canadian team of

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Canada and Russia had nothing to do with it at all

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By the way, Plushenko acquitted our

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hockey players immediately after this match

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Plushenko said that the Canadians won

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unfairly, none of the Canadian hockey players

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did a quadruple sheepskin coat And in general,

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when Plushenko

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won only a silver award,

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eyewitnesses say he shouted to Dima Bilan,

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who was sitting on the podium at the time. Well,

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who said that we don’t

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need a violinist as a symbol of our Olympic team

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was the right Cheburashka Chebu in full,

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I would say, so they

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skated the best, skated the

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Olympic Games, our

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officials and everyone understands Yes, it remains to

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find out the amount of

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kickbacks, you know, there is such a satirist, I

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will repeat it again Zadornov, he always

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calls Americans

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stupid unfairly, I must say, you

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can imagine that

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American officials went to the

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Olympic Games, took the athletes as

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their slaves, and went with their

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wives and mistresses with lovers of

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lovers with lovers of lovers of

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lovers and all of them were decorated by trainers the

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relish of sleds psychologists designers of

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ski poles image makers mops for

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curling Can you even imagine that

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in some country they said in advance we will only

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win medals like firefighters

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varnishing medals is customary only

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here why I explain this will immediately become

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clear to everyone the more medals you plan

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the more from the

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treasury I don’t even know how to

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say decently the more stuff in your pocket

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from the treasury and most importantly they learned to make excuses

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but didn’t win medals they say the

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skiers got in the way of the

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snow and the hockey players

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Ice and most importantly I’m sorry that I’m done time

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I will turn to America to my beloved

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country, but they would have imprisoned everyone after

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that. And here they are

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preparing Sochi. Can you imagine in Sochi, our

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officials already have an expression that is

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untranslatable into any language in the world; kickback

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from one hundred percent

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prepayment; Western businessmen hang up and

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don’t understand what it is means the symbol of

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the Olympics you all know the emblem of the

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Olympic Games in general there are five rings One

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ring has already been stolen as a symbol in Sochi in Sochi

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2014 there will be an Audi car icon

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difficult

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Okay in the same America they are building ski

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slopes, jumps, ice palaces in every

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yard there are sports grounds we have in

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every yard at

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best, God in the

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sandbox, what kind of athletes can

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children grow up under mushrooms become?

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today it’s more expensive

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than building playgrounds, but it’s

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unprofitable, there are no kickbacks,

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and I know how to do it, if only

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someone would listen to me now, especially

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from those I’m about to talk about, I know how to make sure

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that they build both trampolines and

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rednecks for women and ice palaces.

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so that Medvedev and Putin take up all

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kinds

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[applause]

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Spock ski

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jumping but not all events are sad in

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our sport for the first time in Formula 1 a

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Russian pilot finally took part. The

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rivals of Pravda already figured out his

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weak point when they saw a

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man in gray and with a

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radar in the roadside bushes slows down the speed of football

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I must say, too, there is one such

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circumstance, one event happened

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that Well, it gives us hope to still

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dream that our football will rise

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someday Dick lawyer was invited as a

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senior coach Well, although I am skeptical

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about this in order for

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football to develop In Russia, we don’t need a lawyer, but a

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prosecutor; we know that in order to

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win in football you need to

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move quickly and the Russian national team is a walking

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example of this. I

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[applause]

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understand

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that they have a good field hockey team,

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then

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having a coach from

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Holland would be completely justified. Well done, almost everyone entered But

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in general, for comparison, there are a lot of

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fans here today, there are also

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a lot of TV viewers, the Americans are also bad

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at

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football

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San. What did they come up with, they came up with their own

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sports

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rugby baseball They are the best in the world

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Because no one plays this

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anymore and we should give up football a long time ago

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and to develop our Russian sports,

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we are [ __ ]

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in the

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Voskresnaya Zabava Folk, but recently

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one of the officials proposed a good

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option to reduce the demand from the

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Russian national football team, he suggested

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giving it

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Paralympic status, too, here I am, I

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am amazed when even smart people get

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up there they have something going on with their

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brains too, one of the rulers Well, not the

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most important ones Well, from the soro echelon

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he said, apparently from the fans and he

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says in 1818, I’m sure the Russian national

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football team will become the world champion, where did

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you get the idea from? Why did they ask the

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youth? doesn’t know who Pile is. This is the

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most legendary football player of all time.

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One of the

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Russian journalists asked him. When do you think the

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Russian football team

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will become the world champion? VLT answered when the

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Brazilians will become the world champion in

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hockey. Well, now about everything.

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blitz news we have the Minister of Greece Papa

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Andreu said that Greece is in a

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situation completely corresponding to his

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name Barack Obama received the Nobel

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Prize in general He is a great showman, he is

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wonderful and he speaks so beautifully this is

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the only case in the world when they gave

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the Nobel Prize for

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a promise he did nothing the prize was received

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brilliantly not there was one more person, I was

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wrong, who received the Nobel

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Prize for his promise, it was

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Gorbachev, but the Soviet Union collapsed

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after that, let’s consider this a good

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[applause]

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tradition, although I consider it honorable and

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deeply bow to Barack Obama for everything he

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does and offers because finally

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started with America in Russia Barack

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combination Council of Europe recently

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maybe not everyone knows I’ll tell the Council of

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Europe recommended that in Europe all

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nations stop using the words

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mother and father it humiliates the sex

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minority Well what can I tell you in general

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There is a cloud without a silver lining But the famous

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Russian curse will be sound more

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noble now your

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parent is

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another news that not

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everyone knows about. The Central

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Bank several months ago proposed to

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withdraw five-kopeck coins from monetary circulation in Russia;

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many governors

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expressed

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concern about how they should now pay

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salaries to doctors and

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[music]

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teachers; the most complete print was published in Moscow

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the encyclopedia of the Caucasian and

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was compiled based on the results of the

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population census in

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Moscow. Well, of course, few people know that in

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many apartments the population census

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smoothly developed into an inventory of

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property in general, when the results of the

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population census were summed up, which you all know,

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it became clear that the United Russia party won, and this is a

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landmark event,

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Avtova, say wrong under

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explained by the increase in demand for

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the car, you don’t even need to joke, just

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read the news and

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that’s it. I’ll comment on the management of the

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VAZ said I heard the interest in the luggage of

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Kali, I really wanted to tell them not to

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confuse interest and

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curiosity to reap 200 dollars for a

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car that looks like

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[applause]

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150 Well, Putin drove

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it, so the whole country reacted to it with

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something like

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emo, in order to keep up with Putin,

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Lukashenko plowed 10 hectares on a

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tractor

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Belarus and Yanukovych Zaporozhets didn’t

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know how, but in general, after a trip from

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Khabarovsk to Chita, Putin said that this

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trip showed that the Lada Kalina is

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capable yes, that’s what he said,

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the trip to Khabarovsk Chita is all that the

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Lada

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Kalina is capable of, now let’s move on to

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show business news, to the events that

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took place in

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show business in this year, well, first of all, the

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New Wave festival, come on in, I was there at that

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time. By the way, a

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technical glitch, one evening

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hundreds of spectators saw a

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security guard in black glasses come on stage and begin to

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silently wriggle in convulsions. However, it

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soon turned out that

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they forgot to Gregory Leps. Turn on the

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microphone. Do you know the main event of the

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music festival New Wave,

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the main musical event has arrived

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Abramovich

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These are amazingly young

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performers journalists are not at all

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interested in young people new names

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talents No all the newspapers write

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Abramovich will come Abramovich will come one

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journalist wrote He wants to buy something

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in Latvia right away one then published he

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wants to buy Latvia wrote

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it means but it turned out that no somehow the

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price-quality ratio is not arranged

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in

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Latvia, people came out to meet his yacht, I

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wanted to tell them all the time. My friends, do

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you even understand what you are doing?

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Why did such love for the oligarchs

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awaken in the common people? Oligarchs are

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rich people according to Lomonosov’s law, if

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somewhere it has increased, others have decreased,

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by the way, and Abramovich arrived such

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a smile I’m embarrassed by a person You already

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love me that I love you

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to meet him

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like oligarchs, it’s a pity you saw the faces of

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oligarchs They never smile I

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saw some of them smile oh It

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would be better if they didn’t smile it’s hard for them to live with

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such a load of money what to do with it it’s a

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yacht he has a poor guy, it’s a yacht, something has

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gone bad, almost 100 Milonov

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to fix it. He sent it to Germany to repair the

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yacht. They told me that. I don’t know

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this for sure and no. I don’t know Roman

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Aramovich. We

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’ll fix the aircraft very well. But

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it turned out to be Kazakh

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Germans. in short, a sad man came

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to the wave and didn’t even go to this one for a new one,

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he left immediately because they say

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again, according to rumors that he was very upset,

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he lost the cap from the

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flash drive. Well, in Latvia they found this cap

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later and the Latvian budget increased by

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15% somewhere but me something else is amazing Everyone

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lives alone, you will come,

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you have no other thoughts Sobchak Ksenia

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came on stage

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to represent Well, she should have invited the

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Russian Ambassador to Latvia, her name is

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Alexander Albertovich She says I ask

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you to come up on stage Alexander

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Abramovich

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and he is a diplomat, he says carefully,

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actually, I am Alexander Albertovich

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corrected her and Sobchak decide to correct your

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mistake, it would be better if she didn’t do this,

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says Sorry, please,

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one person

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in Latvia alone gave me

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real pleasure, you know who

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Zhirinovsky is, what a great guy he is, they didn’t

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let him into Latvia for 20

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years, so even the

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Latvian authorities were surprised, he’s a genius he’s a genius. A genius, they did

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n’t give him a visa because he said to

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Latvia

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that the Kremlin was telling

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the truth, and he kept

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saying such a country for many years. No, no, and they didn’t

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give him a visa, since there’s no country, then nothing to

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give a visa, but he made everyone he

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entered some commission under NATO

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Russia NATO and he got himself a visa through

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NATO

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So he showed up in

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Latvia and Latvians What can NATO do for

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Latvians means

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NATO But NATO members cursed the moment

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when they issued a visa for this kid They did

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n’t know what it was pepper like that They are well,

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politicians and politicians, they don’t know

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what kind of politicians we have

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because on the very first day

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Zhirinovsky scheduled a press conference

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at the exact time when the press conference was scheduled,

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you know how many airborne personnel minus

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three

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disabled people, all of

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Zhirinovsky and he told them everything

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and that there is no such country, some of

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his expressions and they can’t do anything

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NATO means NATO is everything, he’s a NATO member sitting NATO members

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also can’t understand anything who

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they

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brought, but in the end, but he revealed that

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half the country was making fun of him, in the end he said a

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phrase that in general So I must

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first ask for forgiveness from you and then

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ska and then quote him. He

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tells journalists and there are such

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nationalists, such journalists, Latvian

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politicians, he tells them not only that there is no

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such country, he says Latvia is a

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Russian

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resort and then Russians should come here to

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[ __ ]. it was a bomb from NATO

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Latvia

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oh calm calm there then it

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will be funny in the

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end Well, there were other

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events that I personally remember on the same New Wave,

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for example, Sergei Zverev gave an interview to a

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journalist, he was offended by her, he pouted, he

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lost his

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balance and fell face down on the

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ground, some music news,

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regardless festival New Wave

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group Technology has merged from

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Nana groups, a new team is called

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nanotechnology Well, what else is a

00:21:07

new TV show with Yuri Luzhkov starting on the STS TV channel

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Thank God you're

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gone Leonid Agutin was offered to become the

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official face of baby food

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Agusha in the capital they are preparing to move the

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Zura monuments under the slogan Moscow

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moved and did not

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this

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explained why all his monuments are

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as tall as

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dinosaurs. The thing is

00:21:35

that the monuments were made during the

00:21:36

reign of Yuri Lukov in the so-called

00:21:40

Jurassic

00:21:42

period, but recently Zurab Rita promised

00:21:45

that since he didn’t like tall

00:21:47

monuments, he wouldn’t make them anymore,

00:21:49

he would make monuments

00:21:52

long and immediately suggested an opening of the moment

00:21:57

of the former strikes with a spear five-kilometer

00:22:05

[music]

00:22:06

[applause]

00:22:19

he always pays for everyone he

00:22:23

really believed all his life that he was a

00:22:26

genius

00:22:29

but all his friends he is a friend of Luzhkov they

00:22:32

told him all this you can imagine in 5

00:22:34

minutes on the command of the face from

00:22:37

The Kremlin was lowered below the

00:22:40

plinth by all those who spoke compliments,

00:22:43

but he is a kind person and he did not deserve

00:22:45

this, he had nothing to do with it at all Well, yes,

00:22:50

two people said to me,

00:22:56

Nemat always said and 15 years ago

00:23:00

Luzhkov should be

00:23:01

imprisoned now, he only

00:23:04

clarified this wording recently he said, “He

00:23:06

should be put in prison with his

00:23:08

wife, but he showed

00:23:11

leniency,” he said, “they should put him in different

00:23:14

cells, otherwise she will beat him in the morning,”

00:23:17

Zhirinovsky said, “But really, back

00:23:20

in 1995, I told

00:23:22

the audience that I thought that somehow this

00:23:24

would help in order not to

00:23:26

obsess

00:23:28

Well, listen, here’s Nick’s Victory on the mountain on

00:23:33

Poklonnaya This is Nika's victory, this

00:23:36

sculpture She was beautiful in

00:23:39

Rita's studio You're standing in front of her, how

00:23:42

beautiful Nika is when he lifted her there, this is

00:23:44

actually some kind of enraged insect

00:23:48

and St. George the Victorious Well, I did

00:23:58

n't see the snake, he saw how they're cutting

00:24:01

his sausage, this snake is cut into pieces

00:24:04

Well, exactly, the doctor's sausage is in

00:24:07

our

00:24:09

student dormitory. Peter Peter, you know, he's dressed, but

00:24:12

he doesn't know How they dressed at that time, but

00:24:15

he doesn't know. He doesn't know anything about it. He actually sculpted

00:24:18

Columbus, so Peter didn't dress in our

00:24:21

clothes. from that time when he lived

00:24:26

then

00:24:28

when they saw they did

00:24:32

so they couldn’t say they opened our mouth like that

00:24:36

[music]

00:24:37

America Lushkov said cute said

00:24:41

Lushkov it’s called a rostral

00:24:44

column This is for young people Who doesn’t

00:24:47

know this what a growing column is if there

00:24:49

is some kind of column on the raster column the hero

00:24:52

below should be the bows of the ships

00:24:56

that he destroyed, so

00:24:59

you know these are the bows of the ships of the

00:25:01

Black Sea Russian Fleet,

00:25:03

the territory was made, that is, Peter destroyed the

00:25:05

Black Sea Fleet According to

00:25:07

this or this is an order from Ukraine. It was secret,

00:25:11

this could be, but you saw Peter’s legs, the

00:25:14

same the hind legs of the first

00:25:17

version of

00:25:21

Zhukov's horse Well, he sees life this way, but

00:25:25

Riya staged it all. And of course, the record of records

00:25:29

is just the pearl of pearls, this is the fountain on

00:25:33

Manezhnaya Square horses. I have to portray this;

00:25:35

of course, I'm not an actor, but you

00:25:37

've seen these

00:25:42

horses, look, an artist. Yes,

00:25:45

and in the back there is a fountain here,

00:25:49

this is the biggest horse disaster in the

00:25:54

world. I think that when there is a

00:25:58

conversation about moving

00:26:00

monuments,

00:26:02

Georgian healers should be moved to Georgia and

00:26:06

Peter should be placed under Saakashvili’s window

00:26:09

right so that he can look at it in the morning and not

00:26:14

forget Although he will eat so many ties

00:26:17

Looking for this Peter A can be left

00:26:19

in Moscow, because if someday

00:26:22

Godzilla wants to attack

00:26:26

Moscow,

00:26:28

she will

00:26:42

not even

00:26:43

think about the construction of a monument in his city.

00:26:49

honor let's continue show business news

00:26:52

Philip Kirkorov joined the United

00:26:54

Russia party and now demands to be

00:26:56

called

00:27:00

foxes Well, Philip Kirkorov Okay to United

00:27:02

Russia but I liked something else I don’t

00:27:05

know, maybe you know

00:27:07

Borya Moiseev joined the United Russia party,

00:27:10

the only one who said honestly I

00:27:13

joined party So that no one

00:27:17

touches me I immediately called him, I say Borya, this is the

00:27:20

first time I hear that you want

00:27:22

not to be

00:27:24

touched, he says so, thank you for the kind

00:27:27

words, I say yes, I’ll tell you

00:27:29

Borya, you’re the only decent one, you

00:27:32

honestly almost enlightened him, he says

00:27:34

In general, no one has ever called me decent,

00:27:36

I say, how can I still

00:27:39

tell you if you can imagine how you

00:27:41

raised

00:27:43

the image of the United Russia party whose face is

00:27:46

Gryzlov and party member

00:27:51

[applause]

00:27:56

Moses, the event

00:27:59

took place last year in the film Avatar

00:28:02

in general when the avatar appeared on the screen I

00:28:05

probably watched it was one of the first and

00:28:07

I wrote on a blog in a live journal,

00:28:11

look, it will be more joyful to live at least

00:28:14

a few days after this film, why?

00:28:16

Well, because we released the film Tsar the

00:28:18

Paper Soldier, which trashes our

00:28:21

past, and it was not very honest, and there were

00:28:23

a lot of historical mistakes. I understand

00:28:25

that the film is artistic, but the Americans are

00:28:27

American. Even though they are stupid, they will not

00:28:29

allow themselves to make a film that

00:28:33

would pose as their cosmonauts or the president. But

00:28:35

please don’t feed us this with bread.

00:28:37

Let us ruin our own past.

00:28:39

Avatar, look how Americans are. Well done,

00:28:42

they figured out that good wins

00:28:46

money, this is an anti-American film

00:28:48

practically, and they collected so much money

00:28:51

for

00:28:56

this after I published my opinion

00:28:58

on the live blog of the live

00:29:00

journal writes: A young man, Mikhail

00:29:02

Nikolaevich, I read your advice, I went

00:29:05

to the movie Avatar, I understand you are a real

00:29:07

womanizer,

00:29:08

okay. What does this have to do with him, he says,

00:29:12

he writes to me nothing happened with one girl for 5

00:29:15

months, although we

00:29:17

dated, I took her, on your advice,

00:29:19

to the movie Avatar, she was so emotional

00:29:25

for you, she said get up

00:29:27

and cried, and I asked if she could stay with you

00:29:29

while you cry, she cried until

00:29:33

the morning, he says, and it happened to us

00:29:37

Thank you for

00:29:40

the advice, I never advised him to do this, and

00:29:44

then I took five girls to

00:29:49

my avatar

00:29:51

[music]

00:29:52

[applause]

00:29:56

So a week after this letter, the

00:29:59

following comes Michal Nikolaevich I have a question about

00:30:01

how to go from a womanizer to a grandmother, he is already

00:30:03

being familiar

00:30:07

[music]

00:30:10

I tell him wrote immediately take you to

00:30:13

the film

00:30:14

Tsar, they won’t be able to see you for the rest of your days

00:30:17

after that, what else was

00:30:21

interesting? Yes, of course, the summer was

00:30:25

eventful, you remember it all very well. Well, for

00:30:27

example, in St. Petersburg,

00:30:28

the electricity went out for a long time; its

00:30:31

residents already in the first 30 minutes with their

00:30:34

oral speech they proved that their city

00:30:35

is no longer the cultural capital of

00:30:38

Russia. In the summer, this is a very

00:30:42

offensive information war between

00:30:44

Russia and Belarus in retaliation for the fact

00:30:46

that Belarusian television showed an

00:30:48

interview with Mikheil Saakashvili Dmitry

00:30:52

[music]

00:30:56

Medvedev threw Colorado beetles at him in a potato field

00:31:01

Of course that's it we remembered the

00:31:05

event of global significance, this is what happened to the

00:31:08

Icelandic volcano, now we need to stretch our lips, I

00:31:12

must bring to your attention

00:31:15

that the Icelandic volcano everyone is asking

00:31:16

why this happened. I’ll explain, the

00:31:18

Icelandic

00:31:22

volcano has already earned applause,

00:31:26

the session

00:31:29

woke up, woke up in order to take

00:31:31

revenge on people for

00:31:35

calling it that in general, I pronounce it easily

00:31:38

because before this event I

00:31:41

was just in Mexico and spent the night at the foot of the

00:31:43

Mexican volcano

00:31:46

Paul, in general, so you

00:31:48

know, a rare

00:31:56

fall,

00:31:58

it is very understandable that

00:32:01

humanity is part of nature, but

00:32:04

it forgets about it and tries to defeat

00:32:06

nature; it is impossible; part cannot

00:32:08

win the whole part can defeat

00:32:11

the whole if it is if it is an

00:32:14

oncological tumor when humanity

00:32:16

becomes an oncology for the earth The earth

00:32:21

is a little like the euro euro

00:32:26

zany clone people we can

00:32:28

run a collider we influence the weather

00:32:30

where What can you when happened in

00:32:32

Indonesia the tsunami died and the Europeans are

00:32:35

Americans and the Indonesian tribe is not one thing,

00:32:38

not a single person died why they went to the

00:32:40

mountains before the tsunami the day before, they are asked

00:32:42

then by journalists how do you know they

00:32:43

say the herons swayed

00:32:49

anxiously today scientists cannot predict the

00:32:53

exact weather scientists take the Altai

00:32:57

Bring it to the meteorological center and

00:33:00

you will have the weather predicted correctly

00:33:02

sometimes Mother Earth puts people in

00:33:05

place You are so smart in Europe one

00:33:07

volcano spat one all of Europe in the

00:33:12

ashtray planes plane flights are

00:33:14

canceled not everyone is terrified not terrified

00:33:18

only Russian guys husbands at

00:33:20

resorts in inia just

00:33:25

rejoiced we can Ver

00:33:29

El

00:33:31

interferes the most rejoiced Taxi drivers in

00:33:34

Sheremetyevo They completely threw it out We

00:33:36

will deliver the signs to any city in the world. Have you

00:33:39

tried taking a taxi from

00:33:42

Sheremetyevo to Vancouver?

00:33:45

Someday nature will always remind people

00:33:48

that we are part of this nature. The

00:33:51

Americans are the same story; they have been chasing

00:33:54

oil for many years; oil itself has come to them;

00:33:59

the number of dark-skinned people

00:34:01

has increased The same story with our

00:34:04

fires too Why did they happen What a

00:34:06

misfortune what a misfortune 70,000 foresters

00:34:09

have been fired in Russia in recent years

00:34:11

70,000 Ask the fire fighters in the forests did not

00:34:14

cut down the swamp drained to sell the

00:34:17

plots to our floors and mini oligarchs

00:34:21

finally fire-fighting equipment

00:34:25

Vano dead wood is gunpowder for the forests and the

00:34:29

swamp are a guardian of the forests, so it’s natural that

00:34:32

this happened. And now they say it’s necessary to

00:34:33

restore the swamp. That’s what I want to

00:34:36

see. There are cottages of

00:34:39

businessmen,

00:34:40

so I’ll go and see when this

00:34:43

happens, how they will drown

00:34:45

these cottages in the swamp, well, some people

00:34:48

think that the reasons are different, that it’s hot

00:34:51

set up in Russia by Nikita Mikhalkov, as

00:34:54

he imagines in his films,

00:34:58

some believe that the peat bogs in the

00:34:59

Moscow region were set on fire by the pharmacy Mafia

00:35:02

after swine flu, there were

00:35:03

unsold gauze

00:35:06

bandages left Medvedev donated 350 to

00:35:10

the fund for those affected by the fires,

00:35:12

his wife was most surprised by this stash,

00:35:16

he also pleased me, he called the

00:35:19

head of Gazprom, the main Gazpro

00:35:25

coupon

00:35:27

Is it always as if they just

00:35:29

tore off the bandage from the hairiest part

00:35:31

of

00:35:34

him, exactly,

00:35:39

he always purrs so seriously, he thinks about gas all the time

00:35:44

and it’s clear the gas is bursting his

00:35:48

head Medvedev tells him that you

00:35:55

can’t ask But you already

00:35:59

gave it away, you know that Russian people

00:36:01

usually eat when they watch TV,

00:36:03

half the country choked at that

00:36:06

moment when he said we decided to give

00:36:10

everyone who lost their

00:36:13

homes a gift via satellite

00:36:15

TV

00:36:18

dish, listen where they

00:36:20

got what from what oak tree on what yellow tree it

00:36:23

fell before in people’s homes people

00:36:27

have lost their homes here in

00:36:31

the field with a plate on your head you can put it on your head like

00:36:34

this you can sit on a stump to shake off the

00:36:37

ashes winter will come you can

00:36:40

ride down the hill on this reel it has

00:36:44

such a wide range of uses for

00:36:47

this plate oh When When in Russia the

00:36:50

fox is on fire it will be no laughing matter

00:36:53

when will the hemp crops in Kazakhstan catch fire

00:36:58

and in general our news reminds me,

00:37:00

you know,

00:37:03

this is an endless series with two

00:37:06

main characters, but here is our president. He

00:37:10

really touches you, you know I

00:37:12

love watching him, especially when he

00:37:14

went on trips to one city and

00:37:16

started milking a cow.

00:37:18

fingers for the keyboard

00:37:21

intended for the cow, poor cow,

00:37:24

some operator showed her eyes,

00:37:27

this cow started having Graves'

00:37:30

disease when immediately like him and her

00:37:34

officials told her to have milk,

00:37:37

they came to the cow, told her to have

00:37:39

milk, the cow

00:37:41

was not milked for 2 days Can you imagine

00:37:44

how it’s bursting,

00:37:46

it exploded Just when they

00:37:50

started milking it, but still it’s more interesting he spent

00:37:52

time in America Here I

00:37:54

really watched without stopping, the most interesting

00:37:57

series, he was so happy, he was

00:38:01

given an iPhone of the fourth

00:38:04

generation, what a lucky iPhone

00:38:07

they gave

00:38:10

the Terminator

00:38:12

nearby Obama fed him at McDonald’s

00:38:16

Well happiness By the way, when

00:38:19

Medvedev received a fourth-generation iPhone as a gift, they

00:38:21

immediately began

00:38:24

to gather for America Lukashenko

00:38:28

Nazarbayev with all this in general Schwarzenegger,

00:38:31

you know,

00:38:33

and Medvedev became friends

00:38:37

when Schwarzenegger Leaving Moscow, he

00:38:41

said his signature

00:38:43

And to which Dmitry Medvedev told him about the

00:38:46

Russian omen to return you need to

00:38:49

throw your credit card into the nearest body of water

00:38:53

Well, when it’s also a significant

00:38:57

event, our president suddenly That’s where

00:39:00

he got it How does he get this in the morning

00:39:03

or in the evening we need to reduce

00:39:05

time zones in Russia That’s the main thing,

00:39:08

we just can’t live without it but

00:39:11

in Vladivostok they were delighted, they said

00:39:13

finally, we will fly to Moscow in 4

00:39:15

hours

00:39:18

In total Skolkovo, I can’t pass by

00:39:21

this one Skolko We didn’t

00:39:25

have enough after Skolkovo is done,

00:39:27

fragments of our budget will remain But the

00:39:31

main thing is why who

00:39:33

needs this, smart people advise that maybe we

00:39:37

don’t need specialists, we won’t find them, we’ll hire

00:39:39

foreign ones, the president said what kind of

00:39:42

salaries we don’t have, we’ll have his exact words, we need to

00:39:46

interest foreign scientists in non-

00:39:49

material benefits. That’s a

00:39:55

[ __ ],

00:39:59

imagine a conversation with an American

00:40:02

scientist. Come to work with us, but

00:40:05

the salary, that’s not what he’s telling you at all.

00:40:09

What about he says you will have non-

00:40:11

material

00:40:14

benefits, it’s like he says,

00:40:16

well, at a red light, you will

00:40:20

cross the road in Sochi, swim behind the buoys, we

00:40:25

will give you a certificate to

00:40:27

get off the plane without waiting for the ramp, you

00:40:34

will be completely calm. And it was also interesting to follow How

00:40:37

our president was in Omsk, after all, Nowhere in

00:40:39

the world there is no such show-off, it cannot be

00:40:41

that somewhere in the world a governor built a

00:40:43

road from the airport to the city for the arrival of the

00:40:46

president. Well, then this began.

00:40:49

Omsk is just an indicator,

00:40:52

firstly, the street along which

00:40:55

Medvedev will be taken to paint and they told the Tajiks

00:40:58

and Moldovans they told the facades to paint you

00:41:02

who they said this word

00:41:05

now they asked what it was they said

00:41:08

in front of the house they painted over it along with the

00:41:14

windows they took down posters for a children's play in the

00:41:18

city they decided that I would fire those who

00:41:21

decided that it would insult our president

00:41:25

the play was called waiting for you Cheerful

00:41:30

Dunno Listen, how did our

00:41:34

power come to head to improve the work of the

00:41:36

police, change it to the

00:41:39

police, can you imagine Obama

00:41:42

saying we will rename the police to

00:41:46

the police, how many times have I said militia, a

00:41:49

wonderful Russian word, lovely

00:41:53

faces and the police, did the people laugh

00:41:58

because he doesn’t give a damn about the

00:42:01

police, the police are garbage and there is

00:42:05

garbage, I understand only one thing that comes from a

00:42:08

shout from a shout behind the door Open the

00:42:14

police will open purely out of

00:42:20

curiosity Oh well, you

00:42:25

want to laugh at the war of corruption But the main thing is

00:42:28

another

00:42:30

interesting thing in general I’m interested in what

00:42:32

will appear on the screen from what I’m

00:42:35

saying now but it’s interesting the

00:42:37

other picture is

00:42:39

wonderful it’s very a sincere person,

00:42:41

I repeat, he doesn’t understand In which country

00:42:44

he works now, he gathers members of the

00:42:48

United

00:42:50

Russia party, he tells them they need to Boro with

00:42:55

the corps, I

00:42:57

want to ask You understand Who are you

00:43:00

telling this to, they are sitting and how the Air Force of Soviet

00:43:04

times

00:43:06

is recorded because there are

00:43:08

no former bull terriers, they are

00:43:10

always hand-me-downs for 2000 dollars in

00:43:13

suits for 5000 dollars and in a watch for

00:43:16

50,000 dollars they write down How do you

00:43:20

How did you guess Boro with

00:43:25

the corps sincerely reacts says

00:43:27

immediately of course

00:43:30

immediately now we’ll get out of here and

00:43:32

we’ll fight with ourselves political

00:43:36

anonism we’ll have

00:43:41

like this Can’t they see that it is a disgrace

00:43:44

in front of the people when they say to remove

00:43:47

the flashing lights And there are even more of these flashing lights, a hundred,

00:43:50

you know what people call flashing lights,

00:43:51

cars with flashing lights, flashing lights are called a blue

00:43:53

bucket, and so

00:43:56

it turns out that Agni Bortov wrote about flashing lights

00:43:58

in the children’s poem blue

00:44:01

bucket in the oncoming lane Who doesn’t know

00:44:04

Vovochka Vova knows

00:44:08

[applause]

00:44:14

everyone, all the events were eclipsed by one

00:44:19

dismissal of

00:44:20

Luzhkov. No one can understand this either.

00:44:23

What was removed Why was removed uh Lost

00:44:27

trust The fact is that the president

00:44:38

quit,

00:44:41

but in Russia they don’t know what Twitter is and the

00:44:48

secondary school

00:44:54

fired the

00:45:00

theft from not over power of attorney

00:45:03

for

00:45:05

theft new expressions have appeared in

00:45:08

Moscow proki

00:45:10

hovered with

00:45:13

borel Butyrka Turku will be

00:45:15

renamed But in general Lushkov VL

00:45:18

certainly deserves himself

00:45:24

because those who are happy that I

00:45:29

was removed you know who said

00:45:33

he was replaced by a new mayor and

00:45:36

Sergei Sobyanin has a new

00:45:38

entertainment without warning, to come and

00:45:40

check on some minister,

00:45:43

to flick his fingers on the chin and

00:45:46

say soy For

00:45:51

[applause]

00:45:54

fright, they held a parade after all, finally a

00:45:57

gay parade under the slogan a point in our

00:46:03

favor Well, of course, not everyone

00:46:06

knows that Yuri Lushkov insisted on a

00:46:09

farewell meeting eh

00:46:13

he was allowed into the office with the president and said

00:46:15

just one word, sorry, and released the

00:46:24

bees. Well, from the latest events,

00:46:27

the president recently said that in the elections of the

00:46:29

next presidents in 2012,

00:46:32

it is possible that someone

00:46:35

third will participate. The FSB is already working to

00:46:39

detect and neutralize this

00:46:42

person, but in general Of course they are different,

00:46:45

Putin has a dog, Medvedev has a cat, and

00:46:47

look, they give him dogs

00:46:54

and Bulgaria gave him a dog recently,

00:46:57

now on the Internet it’s so interesting,

00:46:59

on many forums it’s discussed what

00:47:01

Putin should call this dog, someone very

00:47:04

well suggested calling the dog edros,

00:47:09

which means Putin has a dog Medvedev's cat,

00:47:11

but recently Medvedev broke up with the cat

00:47:13

Because he was aiming for his

00:47:18

place and in

00:47:21

conclusion, Putin recently announced that he was

00:47:24

dressed to run for the next term

00:47:27

or

00:47:28

[applause]

00:47:37

no I want to present to you the work of a

00:47:40

young author, he lives in the city of Riga I am

00:47:43

also from Riga to me It’s a pity that he doesn’t

00:47:45

move to Moscow because I think

00:47:48

that he is a very talented person, if

00:47:50

he moved to Moscow he would soon become

00:47:52

Zadornov. And in Riga it’s

00:47:54

a little difficult to become Zadornov. Today there is no such

00:47:57

energy as we have in Russia, but this

00:48:00

young man reads a lot he’s

00:48:02

interested in

00:48:03

news both in music and in the theater, he’s

00:48:06

educated and he made a new

00:48:11

film show like this, I like it myself.

00:48:14

He tried to analyze the

00:48:17

events that he especially remembered

00:48:19

over the past year, the work is completely new, if

00:48:22

you don’t like it, I won’t even invite him

00:48:24

to the stage if you like it I will invite him

00:48:28

[applause] to

00:48:33

bow good evening on the air in zadar

00:48:35

news with you Gary Polsky today in the

00:48:38

episode of the air force of Moldova

00:48:41

Truth or

00:48:46

[music]

00:48:47

peace in Switzerland the large

00:48:51

hadron

00:48:54

collider has been relaunched, nervous stress is driving Yuri

00:48:57

Lushkov started

00:49:01

smoking in Moscow, monuments to

00:49:04

Zurab are being dismantled Tsereteli

00:49:07

and deport them to

00:49:10

[applause]

00:49:11

[music]

00:49:17

Georgia in Russia The first successful

00:49:20

experiment on

00:49:24

human cloning took place, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadi

00:49:27

Nezhat personally tested the country's first

00:49:30

nuclear

00:49:34

missile at the next rally of bikers

00:49:37

Vladimir Putin went with

00:49:38

Dmitry

00:49:40

Medvedev, the head of Rusnano Anatoly Chubais

00:49:44

began development of nanotechnologies in the

00:49:46

field of

00:49:50

weapons especially for Vladimir’s visit

00:49:59

[applause]

00:50:01

ahead of schedule What Russian

00:50:04

sailors are doing Captured by Somali

00:50:10

pirates Sergei Sobyanin came up with an

00:50:13

original way to eliminate

00:50:15

traffic jams in

00:50:19

Moscow and now about these and other

00:50:21

news in more detail in Russia the

00:50:23

autumn Priv has ended compared to last

00:50:26

year the number of

00:50:28

conscripts in the Primorsky

00:50:33

[music]

00:50:39

region has increased threefold, the famous octopus Paul

00:50:42

has a follower, a mollusk, a

00:50:44

predictor from

00:50:48

[applause]

00:50:54

Estonia predicts the result of the

00:50:57

Russia-Estonia match in

00:51:01

20033, the farewell of Yuri Mikhailovich Luzhkov was held in Moscow on an unprecedented scale, his

00:51:09

face is getting

00:51:12

better. So the time of

00:51:17

miracles is over goodbye our affectionate

00:51:22

Yura, return to your Tina

00:51:28

forest during your visit to Moscow Arnold

00:51:31

Schwarzenegger received a memorable gift from

00:51:33

Vladimir Putin, a personal item from his

00:51:37

[music]

00:51:44

wardrobe Further in the issue of

00:51:47

show business news in connection with the crisis, Sergei

00:51:50

Zverev remembered his first profession

00:51:53

more more mu Hurray in the dirt village the

00:51:57

construction of

00:51:59

Maxim

00:52:02

Galkin's castle is ending What souvenir did Angelina Jolie buy in Moscow

00:52:08

What does Yuri Kuklachev's wife wear around the house

00:52:12

Lady Gaga posted

00:52:15

her very first

00:52:20

song on the Internet sad news for fans of the

00:52:23

series Dr. House actor Hugh Laurie

00:52:26

fell ill with jaundice

00:52:29

in Hollywood they filmed the Russian

00:52:32

folk tale

00:52:35

[music]

00:52:41

Kolobok good news for drivers in

00:52:44

Taglyati they began to produce

00:52:46

car alarms imitating the Voice

00:52:54

of a person

00:52:58

thief thief thief thief Urga catch catch catch catch

00:53:02

catch ori neri Give Sleep let

00:53:07

sleep shut up shut up zani

00:53:10

[music]

00:53:12

For what what ha gagaga wali wali wali Vali

00:53:18

Lily Maybe that's enough already Maybe that's

00:53:20

enough already

00:53:21

[music]

00:53:24

already

00:53:26

[music]

00:53:30

sleep Recently in Russia they conducted a

00:53:32

sociological survey on the topic How do you

00:53:34

feel about the domestic auto industry

00:53:37

Russians' opinions on this issue

00:53:38

are divided So Russian cars

00:53:41

through the eyes of Vladimir

00:53:43

[music]

00:53:49

Putin domestic cars through the eyes of

00:53:52

ordinary people

00:53:54

Russians,

00:54:03

what kind of automobile tastes do the Russian

00:54:05

intelligentsia have, let's ask Anatoly

00:54:09

[music]

00:54:11

Wasserman, come to me Hello

00:54:14

Anatoly, do you want to buy a

00:54:16

Lada car? I won't take it.

00:54:33

]

00:54:35

Timati tell Timati You should use your

00:54:46

[applause]

00:54:54

brat

00:54:56

Yes, I forgot to tell you It was the Chief

00:54:59

Designer of the Lada Kalina car,

00:55:02

recently Russian President Dmitry

00:55:03

Anatolyevich Medvedev

00:55:05

was shown the first Russian

00:55:07

smartphone, we will release a new phone, there

00:55:11

will be two screens like this, Well, this is a

00:55:14

prototype for now, this is absolutely ours

00:55:17

the product is ours view here the brand

00:55:20

is coming and I just used the product under

00:55:26

and finally one more gift of news according

00:55:29

to psychologists, Soviet propaganda

00:55:31

posters would have had a much greater

00:55:33

impact on the human psyche if

00:55:36

they had had musical accompaniment So

00:55:38

Imagine old posters with an explanatory

00:55:42

sound next to them for military valor and

00:55:45

the success of the detachment was awarded a plate of

00:55:49

pka

00:55:51

and in Africa the rivers are this wide

00:55:57

No, I don’t need anything from

00:56:11

you [music] my heavy cross is ugliness eternal

00:56:16

seal

00:56:18

[music]

00:56:20

the sword is very

00:56:22

ra I wanted to

00:56:25

ride Du on a white

00:56:28

horse Let’s go with you to where there is no

00:56:32

no snow or rain where we would stay

00:56:35

together If it weren’t for

00:56:38

you tell me why should I

00:56:48

live and no matter what my mother says my

00:56:53

love Barack

00:56:57

Obama a lot of things

00:57:00

but squeezed

00:57:03

[music]

00:57:10

[applause]

00:57:12

fist try la Try jaka jazz

00:57:17

Try u Where are you, dearest, the most beautiful

00:57:23

Where are you and what are you, the

00:57:27

loads are

00:57:30

natural, our

00:57:36

[music]

00:57:37

strange and exciting news for today

00:57:40

There is no more Harry, Polish city

00:57:44

[applause]

00:57:53

Riga

00:57:56

Harry, bow again after

00:57:59

you showed, no one will ever see you

00:58:01

again

00:58:03

Let them remember this

00:58:07

talented young

00:58:12

man I I want to invite a young man to the stage now;

00:58:14

he’s

00:58:17

German. He lives in Germany. He flew in the

00:58:19

day before yesterday from Berlin; many who go to

00:58:22

my concerts already know him; moreover,

00:58:24

when I

00:58:26

posted recordings of his songs on my website,

00:58:28

in the first month alone I

00:58:31

had 200,000 scans without any

00:58:34

advertising I met him at the

00:58:36

New Wave festival a few years

00:58:38

ago, he came from Germany but performed

00:58:41

for Spain because he lived in Spain for quite a

00:58:42

long time and he started learning Russian there in Riga,

00:58:46

thinking that it was

00:58:53

Latvian, he liked the way he performed, he

00:58:56

received the most important sympathy prize

00:58:58

the audience and I also really liked

00:59:01

the way he plays the piano because he

00:59:03

graduated from the Berlin Conservatory and

00:59:05

plays wonderfully. I haven’t heard

00:59:07

anyone play for a long time like Raymond Pauls played in his

00:59:09

time and I tell him,

00:59:12

let’s make songs in Russian.

00:59:14

Only you trust me for a year Believe me

00:59:17

and then we’ll see the result he

00:59:19

trusted me like a talented person and we

00:59:22

made several songs and I began

00:59:25

to teach him Russian according to my

00:59:27

system if you mix all the languages you get

00:59:29

Russian I invite my son Brandon Wall

00:59:33

from the city of Berlin German Brandon I ask

00:59:36

you to [music]

00:59:37

[applause]

00:59:43

stage Here we have a guest from Germany,

00:59:49

we made several songs with Brandon

00:59:52

based on poems by Russian poets Brandon is a composer,

00:59:55

he wrote music for poems based on poems by

00:59:58

Voloshin Gumilyov, wonderful Russian

01:00:01

poets, and I introduced him to Evgeny

01:00:04

Evtushenko Evgeny Yevtushenko Unfortunately, he

01:00:06

lives in America He was of no use to Russia,

01:00:08

and there he lectures on Russian poetry as an

01:00:11

American student, so it’s

01:00:15

a shame, but when Yevtushenko met

01:00:18

Brandon, He gave Brandon several of his

01:00:20

poems so that Brandon could write

01:00:22

the music So, Evgeny’s poems music is a brick

01:00:25

wall

01:00:28

[applause]

01:00:42

please when your

01:00:46

face rose above my crumpled life

01:00:50

at first I realized

01:00:56

how meagerly everything I

01:00:58

had but the groves of the river and the

01:01:02

sea it especially

01:01:06

illuminated and in the color of the world it

01:01:11

illuminated the uninitiated

01:01:15

me I’m so afraid I’m so afraid of the end of the

01:01:20

unexpected

01:01:22

sunrise of the end of the open tears

01:01:26

of delight, but I don’t fight with this fear,

01:01:29

but I don’t fight with this fear, I

01:01:34

remember this fear and there is love, I

01:01:41

cherish it, although I don’t know how to cherish

01:01:44

my love, careless

01:01:48

fear, I know with this fear in this

01:01:52

ring the moment is brief and for me

01:01:58

the colors will disappear when your

01:02:07

[ music]

01:02:23

face

01:02:31

[music]

01:02:32

I'm so afraid I'm so afraid of the end of the unexpected

01:02:39

sunrise of the end to open tears of delight but I don't

01:02:44

fight this fear I'm so afraid I'm so

01:02:50

afraid of the end of the unexpected sunrise of

01:02:54

the end to open of tears

01:02:58

of delight but I don't fight with this

01:03:01

fear

01:03:03

[music]

01:03:10

[music]

01:03:15

I fight

01:03:17

Thank you Brandon

01:03:23

groan

01:03:26

Brandon I want to tell you from the audience this is

01:03:29

what after Brandon You

01:03:32

performed several times and appeared on

01:03:35

television on NTV at my concert I

01:03:38

received quite a lot of letters Well, there were

01:03:40

almost no praiseworthy critics, but there were

01:03:44

complaints Because you sang a lot songs

01:03:47

in different languages And I announced that you are from

01:03:50

Germany and in general It’s a fair

01:03:52

claim that you didn’t sing anything in

01:03:54

German and many don’t believe They say

01:03:56

you slipped a normal Russian kid

01:03:59

from Odessa in German, he doesn’t understand anything at all

01:04:02

Let’s do it this way, I know

01:04:06

what were the complaints and now we will do

01:04:08

such a concert not based on requests, not even

01:04:12

based on complaints, but based on complaints, the first

01:04:15

complaint is he doesn’t know German, I

01:04:18

ask you to justify

01:04:20

[music]

01:04:21

[applause] [

01:04:22

music]

01:04:25

geld Ist nicht wichtig aber sch muss sie

01:04:30

sein sch muss sie sein sch muss sie sein

01:04:36

magen kann sie haben aber lib muss sie

01:04:40

sein

01:04:41

kuss muss sie sein und nur mich und wenn

01:04:46

sie zast Hat und kleine laster Hat Das

01:04:52

wre auch mich kein

01:04:55

[music]

01:04:57

scheidung geld Ist nicht wichtig aber

01:05:00

sch mus

01:05:02

SE mus sein sch mus

01:05:07

sein kann sie haben

01:05:10

[music]

01:05:17

[applause]

01:05:23

aber

01:05:25

peoples we live in Asia Russia - This is

01:05:28

Europe and Asia In general, a fair

01:05:30

claim Asia is big And you have

01:05:33

n’t sung in any Asian language For example, in

01:05:35

Asia there is Well, well

01:05:40

Indonesia from its sing something or from

01:05:43

your own you hear that s Well, he

01:05:46

writes in Indonesian in the morning So evening Already in

01:05:48

German please from his please

01:05:51

but in

01:05:53

Indonesian

01:05:59

[music]

01:06:23

mal

01:06:25

[music]

01:06:32

or Kuku

01:06:33

[music]

01:06:39

call Well, since I didn’t tell you I

01:06:42

generally understand Indonesian and this is a

01:06:44

love song of an Indonesian girl or

01:06:48

or Kuku means I love you

01:06:50

in Indonesian That is, it’s like

01:06:52

translating into ours that how Kuku fell in love In

01:06:55

general, but they also say that not only is

01:06:59

Asia, there are other continents Africa is

01:07:01

for example, you can, here’s some

01:07:03

African language from

01:07:05

your

01:07:09

skhili, what did he say, I do

01:07:12

n’t understand this German accent in Swahili

01:07:15

AI No, well, you can Swahili in general, Nahili

01:07:19

can sing, it doesn’t matter, we

01:07:20

still won’t understand the truth, are you singing or not

01:07:22

because- then no one knows Swahili at all,

01:07:26

then let’s, for the first time in the world,

01:07:30

a person sings in Swahili.

01:07:32

Can I then sing the chorus in Russian

01:07:35

so that Yes, the chorus is in Russian so that we

01:07:37

understand that you are there in

01:07:40

[music]

01:07:52

sukhini

01:07:54

UK

01:07:58

Wang

01:08:03

Niki

01:08:05

[music]

01:08:08

UK

01:08:09

wewe

01:08:12

mala na

01:08:15

[music]

01:08:22

kup

01:08:25

I know that it’s not just with you and an African girl

01:08:29

sooner or later with you always with

01:08:35

you only with

01:08:37

[music]

01:08:39

you with this repertoire Brandon

01:08:43

performs in front of Somali

01:08:46

pirates only They know everything Ahi that’s why

01:08:49

he learned it in Russian

01:08:51

because Somali Pirates studied in

01:08:53

Moscow at the

01:08:55

Institute of Friendship of Peoples, I know, I

01:08:59

somehow forgot about Asia at the wrong time.

01:09:02

Asia is still big, and if we don’t sing in

01:09:04

Japanese, we’ll somehow be

01:09:09

humiliated, that’s what you usually perform with in Japanese

01:09:12

Kamikazes please make it more pleasant for them

01:09:18

so that we understand everything in Japanese

01:09:22

[music]

01:09:37

[music]

01:09:52

sugi

01:09:55

[music]

01:10:04

I realized that someone did hara-kiri there

01:10:07

after all to the song where Japan is there China if

01:10:10

he sang in Indonesian Japanese Chinese

01:10:13

everything before Asia we pure oh China China,

01:10:17

you hear that in China

01:10:22

they print money

01:10:25

[music]

01:10:27

[applause]

01:10:29

[music]

01:10:52

I

01:10:54

yuan

01:10:55

YuA they throw him yuan for this song And

01:10:59

many also asked you to repeat the

01:11:02

Spanish song with which you received the

01:11:05

audience award, after all, you are a

01:11:07

Spaniard was before becoming a German

01:11:18

[music]

01:11:22

Spain

01:11:24

[music]

01:11:52

Sol

01:11:54

[music]

01:12:16

in general in the world who are most similar to the Spaniards in the world

01:12:18

who are

01:12:20

Georgians And in Georgian

01:12:23

[music]

01:12:32

[applause]

01:12:35

ro

01:12:38

[music]

01:12:40

me

01:12:44

[music]

01:12:51

[applause]

01:12:52

n

01:12:55

Margarito Yes and

01:12:58

[applause]

01:13:04

together

01:13:09

Oh, the most similar to Georgians

01:13:13

[applause]

01:13:15

Italians

01:13:18

[music]

01:13:22

shata

01:13:25

ka Son Pi

01:13:33

[music]

01:13:37

Pi

01:13:39

[music]

01:13:46

it is that Russians have two favorite countries BN

01:13:50

you don’t know, but there are us

01:13:54

when you go to a travel agency

01:13:58

in Germany They even have these hanging there announced that the

01:14:02

Germans are not advised to go to Turkey on May 9

01:14:08

But this is our country Turkey today

01:14:12

is our resort this is our Union

01:14:14

Republic you can’t leave the stage without singing

01:14:17

for the Russians in their favorite

01:14:22

language

01:14:30

[music]

01:14:52

and

01:14:54

[music]

01:15:02

I remembered there’s another one the country that the

01:15:05

Russians consider their union

01:15:11

republic

01:15:16

[applause]

01:15:18

Israel is not what the Russian anti-Semites say

01:15:25

[music]

01:15:52

for

01:15:54

[music]

01:15:57

[applause]

01:16:00

[music]

01:16:06

I remembered one of the complaints, I didn’t

01:16:09

understand it, maybe Brandon, you’ll understand,

01:16:12

they say that’s what happened in in the letter he sang

01:16:14

in English but for some reason he didn’t sing in

01:16:18

American I don’t know what that means

01:16:20

myself Figure it out, this letter was for you

01:16:25

[music]

01:16:42

BL BL BL BL BL BL BL BL BL

01:16:50

BL [music

01:16:55

]

01:16:58

[applause] [music]

01:17:05

now make it more complicated everyone can sing the task to them in tongues.

01:17:08

But without words, you can play for us

01:17:13

like this so that everyone can sing in the

01:17:20

hall. Yes, everyone can do it

01:17:27

[music]

01:17:30

[laughter]

01:17:35

[applause]

01:17:42

husbands are whispering to theirs now

01:17:52

ugh great

01:17:59

[music]

01:18:01

[applause]

01:18:03

[music ]

01:18:09

[applause]

01:18:17

[applause]

01:18:21

plays

01:18:26

[music]

01:18:35

[applause]

01:18:36

[music]

01:18:43

[applause]

01:18:51

a

01:18:53

[music]

01:19:21

c

01:19:29

[applause]

01:19:31

[music]

01:19:34

[applause] [music]

01:19:42

[applause] [music]

01:19:51

M

01:20:17

[music]

01:20:21

e

01:20:24

It was

01:20:27

experiment artistic director

01:20:29

and

01:20:30

[music]

01:20:32

arranger Brandon you deserve

01:20:35

to finish it all in our

01:20:38

native language you are German I am Latvian in

01:20:42

[applause]

01:20:45

Russian Yes

01:20:48

exactly the island of Nez in the ocean Ask all

01:20:53

covered with greenery absolutely weight cry to

01:20:57

God pray don’t spare tears The crocodile is not

01:21:01

caught doesn’t grow Like a scythe oh oh oh but we don’t

01:21:09

care and we don’t care anyway let

01:21:17

us be afraid of the wok and we

01:21:20

have our own affairs In the most terrible hour

01:21:26

we

01:21:28

magically mow the

01:21:33

grass Wait, the locomotive don’t knock the wheels

01:21:38

conductor press on the

01:21:41

brakes I’m going to my mother’s dear with great

01:21:46

greetings I'm in a hurry to be seen

01:21:50

don't wait for me mother of a good son

01:21:54

your son is not the same as he was

01:21:57

yesterday he was

01:21:59

sucked into a dangerous quagmire and his life is an

01:22:05

eternal

01:22:10

game us e

01:22:13

us

01:22:16

e HTS Zam sind

01:22:21

wir

01:22:23

egal ES ist egal keiner HTS Zam

01:22:34

[applause]

01:22:37

[music]

01:22:40

S T necessary get up from

01:22:44

pauses now

01:23:05

[music]

01:23:08

Okay Okay All we need is Together We Are

01:23:15

Strong

01:23:16

[music]

01:23:21

We

01:23:26

[music]

01:23:31

and on the box for Russian people Russian

01:23:34

folk

01:23:38

[music]

01:23:43

Oh, that’s how the Germans sing Russian

01:23:46

[music]

01:23:51

songs of

01:23:53

lamentation, pity the soul for the ELI the bushka of the

01:23:58

brave shoulder is still full

01:24:03

the box is full of foxes and Racha have pity on

01:24:08

my soul for the nobuko of the brave shoulder have pity on

01:24:14

my soul for the nobuko of the brave

01:24:21

shoulder Brandon

01:24:27

stel and can you imagine we performed in

01:24:30

Estonia with

01:24:32

him we understood and the whole audience is screaming in

01:24:37

Estonian And they think they caught us but we

01:24:41

got ready nuno I then said that I

01:24:44

would sing this song very slowly Wow

01:24:49

[applause]

01:24:51

yes o k

01:24:55

ame o

01:24:57

KS e

01:25:08

[music]

01:25:15

ka but we don’t care and we don’t care let the

01:25:21

[ __ ] sob The thing is, we have the most terrible

01:25:26

hour, we smoke magic threes

01:25:31

[music]

01:25:34

grass to

01:25:48

bow Russian and German brothers forever

01:25:54

Oh, I’m

01:26:00

fine too today We’re having a wonderful evening,

01:26:03

but a

01:26:06

few days will pass, you go to work a couple of

01:26:10

times to bargain,

01:26:22

there’s one remedy when you’re sad, you need to

01:26:24

watch the life around me That’s what I do,

01:26:27

that’s why I much happier than the

01:26:30

rest Well, for example, in the Novgorod

01:26:31

store they sell a box of plasticine

01:26:34

on the box it says a set of yellow

01:26:36

plasticine of all

01:26:40

colors Tyumen advertising banner stretch

01:26:44

ceilings the price is lower than

01:26:50

Quality the city of Minsk

01:26:53

this is what everyone can notice this is

01:26:55

how it is scattered like cereal all over

01:26:58

the country this crap all the pharmacy in Minsk

01:27:01

on the window the sign the pharmacy is closed went to the

01:27:07

pharmacy the station in Minsk the

01:27:09

train schedule next to the sign the

01:27:11

schedule don’t look at it with your finger

01:27:16

This is such a partisan who came just like that

01:27:19

with his

01:27:21

finger the DJ the DJs are so choked

01:27:25

with delight that they are now on the air

01:27:27

sometimes they don’t understand at all How like the

01:27:29

Capercaillie on the current heard how JJ

01:27:32

broadcast it Surprisingly, this year

01:27:35

March 8 falls exactly on the eighth day of

01:27:39

the month Moscow Tushinsky market on one

01:27:42

of the counters there is a sign for live fish and

01:27:45

[music]

01:27:49

another At the market there are two price tags for a

01:27:52

choice egg 12 rubles a fresh egg 15

01:27:57

rubles Moscow suburbs such a

01:28:01

fenced space at the gate

01:28:04

advertisements for animal food in brackets

01:28:07

cement roofing felt

01:28:10

bitumen Kiev on the menu borscht is called

01:28:14

Khokhlushki

01:28:17

suffering Siberia dumplings mother-in-law dul

01:28:22

lki

01:28:24

such a towel shop my makhrushka

01:28:28

ice cream is called

01:28:31

ORZ cookies called fly agaric

01:28:35

festive sugar cookies called

01:28:38

glitches on Kutuzovsky Prospekt furniture

01:28:41

salon St. Bartholomew's

01:28:43

Night children's toy store price tag on the

01:28:47

price tag says chick in a

01:28:51

skirt this is already nervous laughter everyone is ready to

01:28:55

arrive The store is called Mercy from

01:28:58

below beer wine

01:29:02

here in the bar the name of the cocktails always

01:29:05

read amazing here Fantasy among the

01:29:08

Russian people the cocktail is called an ambulance

01:29:11

did not

01:29:14

have time, that is, it

01:29:17

comes under Serpukhov store Well,

01:29:21

who else can people live well if

01:29:24

they have such a store? That’s the name of the meat

01:29:26

dash

01:29:29

skis. I refuse to even comment on this. They’re

01:29:33

called gingerbread. Fun with a

01:29:36

hole, you’re about to get

01:29:42

hysterical because

01:29:45

you

01:29:47

can imagine all this; the salad is called a talker with

01:29:49

eggs on a pea

01:29:54

[ applause]

01:29:55

store of intimate goods little things

01:30:01

there are such rubber balls

01:30:05

Jumpers the price tag says toy pop

01:30:08

And on the next line

01:30:13

the market in Ukraine chicken feed is sold

01:30:16

called a chicken is not a

01:30:20

[ __ ]

01:30:23

bus city of Khimki instructions on the

01:30:26

actions of the driver in the event of

01:30:28

terrorist attacks on a bus near the

01:30:31

area of an armed clash

01:30:33

immediately

01:30:35

stop, drop off the

01:30:38

passengers and move away in a safe

01:30:43

direction [music] genius country

01:30:47

genius Moscow

01:30:50

shop mom come to us for fur coats you will get a

01:30:55

lollipop in parentheses two mothers two

01:31:00

lollipops forged gates are huge such

01:31:04

iron in the center of Moscow there is an inscription on them

01:31:07

cars at the gate do not park in in the yard they are as angry

01:31:11

as

01:31:12

dogs pet store It’s only the Russians who

01:31:16

need an ad put your finger in a

01:31:18

parrot’s cage 100

01:31:20

rubles Why would you put your finger in a

01:31:29

parrot’s cage And in the zoo It’s only here that they

01:31:33

can write it’s forbidden to offer

01:31:37

chimpanzees

01:31:39

cigarettes and further and also spit in the

01:31:42

chimpanzees of the

01:31:45

Komsomolsk Amur ad in the newspaper

01:31:48

needs a stoker, this is the beginning of the advertisement

01:31:50

It would seem that everything is clear, but no, our

01:31:53

man is bursting, he must

01:31:55

write everything, a stoker is required to work as a

01:31:57

stoker in the

01:32:00

stoker, that is, not an ear, nose and throat in the

01:32:02

gynecologist’s office.

01:32:07

I didn’t ask myself the same question.

01:32:10

Why are we so stupidly bad? Funny fun

01:32:14

and we live ugly I received the Answer when

01:32:16

they gave me a book one in this book

01:32:19

it tells about the Homeland of

01:32:23

which vegetable Which country is I

01:32:25

read I have a

01:32:43

complex

01:32:45

Union I understood We are the homeland of

01:32:50

horseradish com call the homeland of horseradish Happy New

01:32:57

Year Moscow announcement in the elevator apparently

01:33:00

some writer in the past became the

01:33:07

elevator operators in the elevator If you want to take the

01:33:10

elevator down, press the button up Well, with

01:33:12

us it’s the other way around and, accordingly,

01:33:14

the other way around. Then he he he continues

01:33:17

to agree that this is

01:33:20

illogical

01:33:22

and then for a long time Explains what and how it

01:33:25

works, that’s also great in the elevator

01:33:28

announcement Dear passengers of the elevator of

01:33:30

our entrance And what is the appeal so that the

01:33:33

elevator does not rattle during the ascent,

01:33:35

accumulates in its right

01:33:40

corner, in what other country? And the

01:33:43

elevator is one and a half square meters, can you imagine the

01:33:48

accumulation

01:33:50

there

01:33:52

But what I like about our people Here

01:33:55

they are They are often dissatisfied with their

01:33:59

work, but inside they are very creative and

01:34:01

capable they need to put it somewhere, they

01:34:04

like to do it. postscript in For example,

01:34:06

on Sakhalin. I saw a postscript there.

01:34:09

One deputy was elected and he hung up his

01:34:13

billboards. Well, he hung up his photographs and

01:34:16

below the photographs was his slogan: it’s

01:34:19

good for us to live in Russia, but for

01:34:25

us. If you look closely ours

01:34:28

even manage to attribute it abroad and are not

01:34:31

lazy, they take markers, make sure

01:34:34

no one sees it, they can put you in jail for

01:34:35

this, they can have a clever sign at the London airport

01:34:38

with a seemingly normal

01:34:41

signature at the bottom in Russian, you tell this to the volcano

01:34:50

where he is brilliant,

01:34:53

but this is this, you even need to get ready

01:34:58

before reading the Usuri region

01:35:00

reserve before entering the reserve there is a

01:35:02

natural warning Well, it’s clumsily

01:35:04

written like everything that our

01:35:06

officials write, it’s forbidden to make a bonfire,

01:35:08

walk dogs, catch and shoot game Well,

01:35:11

clumsily, some intellectual apparently

01:35:13

came up and read it, he thinks, Well, how so Well, he didn’t

01:35:16

take out the felt-tip pen and wrote it down as well as

01:35:20

grazing and walking cattle

01:35:22

and a

01:35:26

snake fell out and

01:35:29

left satisfied, apparently another intellectual soon came for him, he

01:35:34

thinks, what’s worse, I’ll take it out,

01:35:39

the forum started on this and writes you raised

01:35:43

pigs, raised horses, dug up horses,

01:35:49

birds hatched from eggs and muskrats

01:35:54

hatched, and there are signatures one after another

01:35:58

someone came thinking about and I can you chickens

01:36:02

chickens and

01:36:05

jump out Agate daisies adir berries exhaust of

01:36:10

gases removal of the body miscarriage of garbage degeneracy of

01:36:14

people someone attributed the

01:36:20

vyrov In the Uysk

01:36:23

region Here and below you are large

01:36:29

runny nose you will agree the people are

01:36:33

capable this people no one is

01:36:50

digitized

01:36:52

for women in general need to be

01:36:55

observed, it’s not that they don’t understand what

01:36:58

they’re saying, but they mean it from the heart They say only a

01:37:01

Russian woman can come to the store and

01:37:02

ask the saleswomen, tell me, today you have

01:37:06

delicious whiskey, but I haven’t tried it.

01:37:09

Today, you

01:37:10

know, too, there are two Glamor sitting on the beach

01:37:13

fashionable two glamorous boogers and

01:37:17

one says to the other You know, I

01:37:20

tried on everything yesterday in the boutique What is my ass?

01:37:24

She says and what she says I bought super

01:37:29

shoes and one guy wrote You’re right,

01:37:34

we even have men with women, but

01:37:35

really we have a man, the word

01:37:37

man is a woman’s she's kind of a man,

01:37:41

that's why we now say Man,

01:37:44

man, man is an official and man

01:37:47

is a

01:37:48

man, one writes to me I was walking down the street, I was in a

01:37:51

good mood, good weather I was

01:37:53

playing with the keys to the apartment on my

01:37:56

index

01:37:57

finger, no one in the world

01:37:59

would do this nonsense out of happiness, I see

01:38:03

he writes, he imagines his eyes looking into this,

01:38:06

I look at the sewer hatch, slightly open

01:38:09

in the distance, I think I’ll get in or not. Why do

01:38:12

you need to get it the first

01:38:17

time, and this was written by one girl, I think I

01:38:21

told this story on

01:38:22

television, but I’ll retell it again

01:38:24

because but I really like it I like it

01:38:26

writes Woman You wrote everything correctly about us

01:38:28

women

01:38:30

You write everything correctly about us You

01:38:32

often talk about us I

01:38:34

drove to the supermarket in my jeep and parked

01:38:36

because no man would park

01:38:38

right behind the

01:38:42

collectors’ jeep

01:38:44

Brilliantly a man wouldn’t do that He

01:38:46

understands How it could

01:38:48

end I’m sitting here she writes kra

01:38:52

Well, otherwise, how can you buy muesli without

01:38:55

covering it, the door of

01:38:58

the supermarket opens, I quote the letter, the collector comes out of the door with a bag

01:39:04

full of money,

01:39:07

just like that, and sits down in the first seat with me

01:39:13

Oh, I don’t know, he’ll be with you in

01:39:20

a minute, let’s go holding the bag, just like that,

01:39:23

he dropped it bag when I heard a voice

01:39:29

where and further a brilliant phrase he

01:39:33

looks at me he writes like this she was

01:39:36

scared I’m not

01:39:39

wearing makeup scary woman

01:39:42

Apparently

01:39:46

the bag jumped out she was definitely scary she

01:39:50

quickly jumped into her jeep from where they

01:39:53

kicked him out under the backdrops he came back to

01:39:56

her she’s sitting like that in this sweat he says

01:39:59

I have something here I

01:40:04

forgot everything let's check how much strength you

01:40:06

have left zoo in the North Caucasus

01:40:09

terrarium Terrarium on a terrarium

01:40:12

announcement The pavilion is closed for repairs

01:40:14

animals on the

01:40:17

street supermarket in Krylatskoye on

01:40:21

the door don't slam the door I can't

01:40:24

shut off the escalator it's like

01:40:29

maybe a butcher shop inscription legs no cut

01:40:33

no ax ears cut off knife

01:40:37

there is a supermarket advertisement when purchasing

01:40:40

any product in the left half of the store

01:40:42

demand a gift from the seller in the right

01:40:45

half in parentheses When they give you a

01:40:48

gift please do not swear

01:40:55

Moscow at the magician in the store there is

01:40:57

a sign on the door with Belyasha don’t enter and don’t

01:41:00

ask

01:41:04

Why a furniture store on

01:41:06

Leningradskoye Shosse advertisement

01:41:10

don’t jump on the beds Well, that’s okay

01:41:13

don’t eat on the beds and don’t sit in wet

01:41:19

underpants

01:41:21

that there have been

01:41:23

cases of a kiosk in Moscow warning

01:41:26

Dear customers, since we have under

01:41:32

the kiosks, please be patient until complete

01:41:37

decomposition country

01:41:40

of horrors Moscow suburbs hostel announcement

01:41:43

please do not swim in

01:41:53

underwear Tomsk bar in a bar sign sing in the

01:41:56

Rock 100 rubles sing in the Rock if the hall is

01:41:59

against 1000

01:42:04

rubles on the store door the store

01:42:07

does not work on Saturday in brackets on Sunday it does not

01:42:09

work

01:42:12

at all in the newspaper at the opening of the snowy

01:42:15

The town will be attended by Santa Claus, the

01:42:16

head of the city and other fairy-tale

01:42:19

characters,

01:42:22

I can’t do anything to you, you

01:42:24

want that’s why the last thing Moscow men’s

01:42:27

restroom MSU men’s restroom MSU inscription on the

01:42:30

wall Lena I love you

01:42:34

Kostya that’s not all below postscript Kostya you’re a

01:42:40

[ __ ] Lena goes to the women’s

01:42:44

restroom signature Zhenya and this is not the Sun and

01:42:49

more importantly signature

01:42:55

Lena my friends we are now parting

01:42:58

remember the main sense of humor is

01:43:00

the most reliable protection against

01:43:04

ignorance Happy New

01:43:19

Year

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