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непастеризованный;

третий

канал;

3ий;

standup;

stand-up;

андерграунд;

standupclub;

комедия;

комедийный;

стэндап;

стэндап

клуб;

без

цензуры;

нецензурный;

свобода

слова;

новое

поколение

комедии

Богдан Лисевский

Эльдар Гусейнов

Алексей Квашонкин

Саша Малой

энтропия

молекулярного

катангенса

Квашонкин

Малой

Лисевский

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[music]

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while there are times boards Alexander will tell

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you a scientific poem

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that he rehearsed all night

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every morning waking up in the morning I

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think

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hurray hurray

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tomorrow it’s time to cook it’s time to

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boil the water for the porridge I’m fully pumping the

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rocking chair and here the tension of the

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air currents is a big current

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the old man poured

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oatmeal on the plate I’m a bunch of

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well, here’s one of those,

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I’m

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some kind of scientific, but let’s

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edit it once and then, and

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I won’t stop studying for a second until

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not first, like this line water is

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some kind of exactly what, but

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scientific, these are the consequences

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of what -no, but

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scientific listen further fall and

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[music]

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so

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is homosexuality a disease or not,

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well, let’s figure it out firstly, I

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think that if

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homosexuality is a disease

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before some kind of virus, then there should be a

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vaccine for homosexuality,

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you know how the vaccine works, you

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’re just a little- a little bit of a virus and the

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body produces antibodies, well, that

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is, roughly speaking, it turns out that

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if at a young age you get attached to a

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man and

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then no matter how they don’t work,

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but this is impossible, that is, gays are not a

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disease that is definitely not transmitted in any

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way

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why why because I mixed blood

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with game but maybe it is not transmitted

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through blood, maybe it is transmitted

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only through airborne droplets, roughly

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speaking, let’s just weigh it, let’s

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build theories, let’s have a scientific approach,

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roughly speaking, let’s reason like this,

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the brownie sleeps with him every month, it doesn’t

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transmit pain,

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we think at home at home get married friend

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nerd

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I'll be bro bra but I'm talking as if

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you're sleeping game happens also gay

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means and passed on no

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I have a girl what are we

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talking to him about I love this guy

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take an antibody test you need and

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understand you have it’s like you don’t have

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enough bodies after this poison, thank you,

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you know the virus, the virus, how is it, how can it be

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if it’s gay, let’s go with it out of spite

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and for years, this is a popular method of

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popular science, then someone asked for an

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interesting one, let’s study it, so I went and

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became closer to you so that studied there

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kanesh secret such can you please

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add a form

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gay virus

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how could you like this probably I

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think since the crown is worth faith

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this circle is covered with plungers

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gay virus

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paradise on eyelashes

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yes I think there is no gay virus lay down on me I

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should like the form gay virus

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when you then we are faced with let's

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start from this terrible idea

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because the gay virus

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is offensive to gays it even sounds offensive gay

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virus is offensive for orientation

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when such a person

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like I

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tried yes I like a man you should

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know that you are two weeks away from sitting

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at home

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I love this man

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probably the temperature when I have it is 36

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and the feelings are so given by Gaidai more

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fields in love I have a sick

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feeling let's remove this hypothesis

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let's check I'm not saying just

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damn it's not a criticism of the idea of a gay virus

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understand that in the spheres I'm myself a boogie virus that

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would be an epidemic definitely first of all,

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if it was a real virus at one

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point there

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would be a real wave of gays when there would be a

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ton of gays there are no

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gays every year evenly in the black,

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well, that is, maybe this is the arrival of new

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gays relative to the departure from gays to

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straights, I think that

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is

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plus of the majority than in the minorities and that

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this is not a minus and in the future gays

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will no longer be minorities I think it’s not

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I think it doesn’t even bother me anymore if

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it were a virus the tight ones would be cured yes

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or no medication I saw the analogy

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that you passed it was scared

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as hell

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but healthy he was cured he

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was cured by fright

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well what is this lifestyle

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sexual orientation British cat

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let's get a boost from what

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sexual orientation is that's what we're

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starting with, let's start with the new term sexual

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orientation

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yes it's an important science in general, in principle

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it's like finding your way in the forest as well

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only in sex and to attract, well, let's

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try, I'm going to need to get my bearings,

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the policeman is approaching us here,

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an orientation,

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look, the person will like it, and

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there's just men for a year,

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yes, okay, but let's figure it out, now it's

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unrealistic, in fact, it's realistic, it's

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quite likely that this could

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happen to

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teenagers, for example, some who there

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will still be those who don’t yet know who they

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like specifically, for example, a girl

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who kissed guys and girls, they do

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n’t know who they don’t like and

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help them navigate sexually, that

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is, they play, maybe it helps to understand who they

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like best, try chipboard and

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began to greedily with their eyes and [ __ ],

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he stood looking eternal time passed before us,

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the album is picking up the meadows,

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in short, how are you doing, everything is fine

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, yes, it’s like the children will learn,

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they said the backwaters or the low children, and they

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built a triangular attack, which means a

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guy comes in, a girl, they float, and a

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guy and a girl, that is, a couple, I don’t

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leave like a triangle creates a child

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we put in the middle and each of these

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three calls the child to come here and

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wildly come on give the child how

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much but how much well how much

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15 by 15 brain example she can and it’s too early it’s

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possible and twenty 13 even earlier nukaba

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how much is salotti now signed at

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11 with what

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with the fool the strike another forehead forehead went

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it was simply the most logical answer to

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that side of the questions

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I’m trying to understand women with

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another girl this should be completely the first

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woman

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sucked see just one interrogation of some

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woman also tougher in short not just

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trying to understand, roughly speaking,

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people are really sure about the types of visas, others,

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it’s clear that someone lived there and realized that he was

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gay, someone there immediately understood something, but there are a

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lot of straight people, just like that, I’m

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sure, or vice versa, it didn’t seem like clapping

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and clapping and let’s give that ward guys

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who

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natural and

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[applause]

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hesitant claps and now buy, yes,

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now clap buy and the guys

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who doubt, well, dude, you are in

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Russia just not a print, but try

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then those who are sure that he is gay

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when buying those who are absolutely sure that

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he is not gay are

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less than straight people

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and one person

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is trying to prove to everyone as much as possible, from here from somewhere he is

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most likely gay, although he most

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likely Kelly crawled away behind my friend

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and so guys, our intelligence turns out that we

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conclude that 2 Suarez is a

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lifestyle now, but now you are and this is not a disease let

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's move on with the first question hook

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always sakura

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secrets 2

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lesbianism is this a prank on

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driving

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[music]

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why don't the upper floors of the house crush the

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lower floors

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finally something is on the mind a messenger which is

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normal I agree and so the schedule at home

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is playing at home

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I don't know myself why and so wait for

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the schedule of the house now a multi-storey building

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how the house is being built I started going around let's

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build wait for the antennas I'll draw for him so maybe he can

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watch TV and a

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cat so that it's clear that the house is in the city the

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foundation is where underground

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mark

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[music]

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at the

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moment wider than the house

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we cross out and what is the strength I drew this from

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above again I’ll draw 1 more trim I’ll

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draw it’s clear that the

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bottom one is crossed out war like we’re not

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connected even it’s as if it

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could connect a little yes yes yes here on

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this side prada and metal piles

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so and so a second we have several

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floors

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to go it’s very stuck,

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so the first level is also

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for example one entrance where the entrance

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agreed, it was unscientific,

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it seems this is a 24-hour store, this is not an

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answer, yes, because you immediately get to the second

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floor like napero, yes, yes, I would

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go there to get some water, but think about it like this if

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you want to go home, this is like this hospital 5 through

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the neighbors

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donec this is not the entrance decided to the entrance here is the

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entrance about the

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entrance entrance damn it and the

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courier arrives started thinking of course

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we are now days from the point of view of

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infrastructure

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from the point of view of infrastructure here

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of course some residents have windows,

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rather a hotel of some kind and a glove compartment like us

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we know as we have known for a long time f equals

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minus f cat as if it’s purely for

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show there and by the way please note that

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f is the only letter s which is such

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[ __ ]

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what [ __ ]

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nsf there is such that b is equal to minus b is equal to

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minus I can imagine how I sat down and looks like he’s

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going to guys for a couple of seconds, do

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n’t you think that sf is some kind of

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up to f is equal to minus f it turns out that in

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fact the upper floors presses on the lower ones

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f1 with the same force that the lower floors presses on the

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upper ones, looking up, of course, and in a

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good way, to his great advantage,

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if if only the lower and upper floors would have been completed,

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then the upper floors would have to

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fly into space,

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and I

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understand that this was the case before;

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when here in the corners of the house they are now

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tied with huge staples, okay, I

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seriously it turns out that it’s good to

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build a storey house and only

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3 central floors remain because the top

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three flew away did not fall apart and all the

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other three of these poets diverge

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each to their own, these three fall because

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he

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still has May I know at what point that if

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one of the same if the upper floors of

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the house were crushed by the lower one, then they would

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crush all the floors

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until there was only one vector left and four

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floors that could withstand yes yes yes yes yes

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what if these the houses are actually not

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nine-story, he’s just already pressed

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several dozen of this, they are building on

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top of each one, what if you

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build a nine-story building on top of building 15

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floors and 6 of them are also food and these houses are

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pressing through the ground, they come out on the other

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side and these are the same houses only in another

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country do people build houses here, we build

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houses here so that one can think through it,

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pulls there, [ __ ] up,

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this is [ __ ] how many floors in which

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no one lives about the boards or where then in the

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Khrushchev hobby,

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but you understand that building a house

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through the core and firewood of the morning you you don’t build a house,

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it doesn’t matter you you sailed on a ship in general

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on a pirate you

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offend

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try it about so in general apples ate

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apple pits you and apple pits

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I’ll say so

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apples a

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failed attempt but thank you for

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trying but with Marika we are making a house

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pressing the same we we are building

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more floors of the house, that is, we are not building a house

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down the hydra, we are building a house up to the sky, but

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David is down, so part of the house goes to the

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core and thus we have gone through the huge

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Russian land right through the whole house and

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pulled out their core, I understood your question

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the core when the house goes through hydra it

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burns it and

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thereby burns everything unnecessary old

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which, you know, has accumulated there and

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these rocks everything

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comes out more or less clean again

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again and stronger I don’t really understand well and

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all the food that you decided to bake is

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baked

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together with all the inhabitants of the dollar and

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guys, let's show the teenager's scientific approach,

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let's try to understand the slightly

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unscientific word here, core was

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present

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[music]

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we live inside the ball

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[music]

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bit the troyes to

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her, you core is outside yes, but I thought you were

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just a very extravagant person, we are

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Eldar Guseinov

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we live inside the ball and not in your boring

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houses

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God now again the thought we live

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inside the ball everything else is outside yes it’s

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true

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the center of the star doesn’t like to distinguish yes yes yes yes everything is true that

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is, here is the earth you thought mine here we are

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not here we are here

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here the houses are all right, they come out, and

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right there, this is exactly that part of the

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Khrushchev building, it’s

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actually there in the Khrushchev building, this is the foundation and normal

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houses that stick out on that side,

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so these are Kiev ones,

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look, we all know that the

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house has roofs on top and they are pumped with

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helium for this,

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everyone knows

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that in a dream you don’t even need to prove it, it’s

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visible, so going to the roof is prohibited

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because when you get to the

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roof

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below they ask the police on the roof

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his guys arrived content

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[music] he

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walked on the roofs

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they gel and pumped up to reduce the

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pressure on the lower bricks yes and the lower

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cream of the parable, with all that, is made

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of heavy-duty material from adamantium,

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that is, how the tire is made due to the fact

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that all the floors are heavily inflated with

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air,

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as in the tire, they are also bursting with air from the inside,

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you eat too, let’s not

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talk nonsense yes yes yes no wives you Well, you had an

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experience once in the apartment that you

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ran out of air, wait, got there,

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the air will run out, no, agree,

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the apartment has a lot of air, agree,

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depending on how long you sit there, well, yes,

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let’s say, but where did it come from, for sure,

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when construction or a house they pumped

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a lot of air into it

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for even sometimes he does home renovations, his

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gift is another example, look, you played

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Jenga until the

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upper wooden cubes

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are crushed by the lower ones for your wife 9 well, what if you

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make a billion of them so that they weigh

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300,000

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lope lope

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300 thousand him on anyone if anything, forgive me,

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communicated a lot since you were 3 years old

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I fell for the architects’ trick,

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the bricks

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are not just to hide the foundation of the

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house

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something yes yes yes look at it it’s not

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going that way it’s not 2 watered the wall is not

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just metal piles [ __ ] just

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pumped in yes here the wall is like this.

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so

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I’m talking about a strange place, there’s a strange

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person talking, there’s a

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moaning like this and

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here it’s all different different things

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made of a wall somewhere, bricks

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somewhere, a trampoline, yes,

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that’s right, it’s a trampoline, there are

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children

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somewhere, that is, there are two bricks,

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a brick, and that means the bricks are not being completed

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before the date, I’m sure that the theory with

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air is correct, then here the Moscow air is

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not visible, it’s mosquitoes, which

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means there are

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metal piles here too, of course, well,

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there I soldered the metal piles with Brad

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and it’s as if the residents of the house are not on

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them and fill them with concrete,

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the corresponding mafioso is

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only those of their own who did not return

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the money,

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well, this is what the house is made of, this is the composition of the

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walls and these are drawn,

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there is a danger, the

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best builders, first of all, any of you, all your

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life, can quickly prepare a solution for you,

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by the way, there is also foam rubber here

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- look, in general, there is such a fact, roughly

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speaking, that vodka a child, for example,

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this one is standing behind a tire who is already in

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danger in the wind a rag have not seen where

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below at the top

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the scientist has been removed in

00:23:20

short he has been confused by this f is equal to minus f

00:23:23

he is such a bottom is equal to Viardot is a child standing

00:23:26

on the street he is a third third our height in the

00:23:31

city prices

00:23:34

when you can here in horror people 300

00:23:37

likes, and as an option, a floor one that you ca

00:23:41

n’t even draw some kind of

00:23:45

attack on titan,

00:23:49

but here then stick out, and here in his

00:23:52

hand is a

00:23:55

normal-sized person, and here then his

00:23:58

mother

00:23:59

is screaming where there is

00:24:03

this, put the person at our house, his own

00:24:07

person

00:24:08

will give wine, you grab people you won’t eat at home

00:24:11

what

00:24:18

[applause]

00:24:20

science give me I’ll tell her she’s

00:24:26

screaming at him scientific things

00:24:29

and why is she screaming at him I’m leading to this,

00:24:32

figure it out

00:24:36

all the time while the baby giant is on the street a huge

00:24:40

force is acting on him on the baby giant I don’t

00:24:42

understand she’s so from the soul

00:24:47

she is the owner of physics and the students

00:24:51

suppressed the hats with

00:24:54

towels with formulas

00:24:56

on the other side and without a year ago mc the

00:24:59

square is

00:25:00

shorter, let the hat not fall and part

00:25:03

must be kept in the mouth

00:25:04

[laughter]

00:25:09

of the two protrusions,

00:25:14

that is, to them and then I returned the form, it

00:25:18

looked like this that's right,

00:25:21

they are filming some kind of advertisement,

00:25:28

this is an advertisement, an

00:25:30

advertisement is

00:25:36

now available for the giant

00:25:38

[music] a

00:25:40

problem familiar to you, you want to

00:25:42

study physics, these textbooks are so

00:25:44

lavigne

00:25:45

they are from the cult, then for the giant

00:25:49

you fall out of it and still will not return

00:25:51

music

00:25:52

[laughter] the

00:26:02

giant's husband to the king of all the other

00:26:05

participants in this bacchanalia, the

00:26:07

force f3 is constantly acting, the force

00:26:12

of pressure, in short, a huge pressure,

00:26:14

I understand that there must be air up to 2 me

00:26:17

pressure, which is barely so that the

00:26:19

giants do not flatten so that he does not become

00:26:23

like this,

00:26:27

typical given what inside the giant

00:26:31

there is also pressure with which you've had

00:26:33

problems with

00:26:34

so far, no, and in fact

00:26:38

it turns out that the giant is bursting

00:26:40

from the inside, damn, we need a graph on the shore, she's

00:26:43

inside the house, we're doing it, make a giant

00:26:46

inside the house on fought, there's enough

00:26:48

space here for the electric graph, put it in

00:26:51

there, or

00:26:52

wait, I'll write it on a T-shirt, you

00:26:56

can even though it’s like drawing a dotted line in the house,

00:26:58

but inside the house she’s

00:27:00

like big, thanks to him, the cores and he’s

00:27:03

holding the house like that, yes, the

00:27:07

bathhouse

00:27:11

is important, a giant, yes, all the houses are built

00:27:14

according to the rose of the giant Dorman, he was pressing on his

00:27:18

head, and what do they need it for, but you ask

00:27:20

why should he ask save the darkness harshly

00:27:23

why is this explained it in order to

00:27:27

save for people to live there to eat them

00:27:35

for the same reason that you start an

00:27:37

aquarium at home yes yes yes yes the same thing and if and

00:27:40

if at home and

00:27:42

if if the house had fallen, well, accordingly, no

00:27:46

people would have crashed, nothing stupid, and people would

00:27:48

have run away like ants; look, it

00:27:50

turns out that if a giant gets

00:27:52

inside the house, then he has his aquarium,

00:27:55

in short, this one, and

00:27:58

that is, the children are a spy,

00:28:03

this is Mr. police, all the windows were not

00:28:06

just so here

00:28:09

Mr. finger holds his year and his head

00:28:12

finger the ceiling,

00:28:14

wait, it turns out that it’s great, well,

00:28:17

first of all, he has roofs over his head and

00:28:19

he doesn’t get it wet by rain and there is food, because even

00:28:23

giants it turns out there is no incentive

00:28:25

for a great one there is Wi-Fi now in everyone’s

00:28:28

head it never hurts because the cat

00:28:30

heals everything, it falls

00:28:33

because the pressure is strong on the head, but here and

00:28:37

there in this regard, the air that

00:28:39

acts on the giant apple, they are damn and

00:28:42

naked, don’t forget about the helium there, the helium

00:28:44

air that acts on the giant

00:28:47

is equal to the pressure that is inside the giant,

00:28:49

it must act the force that dismantles the

00:28:52

giant from the inside, otherwise into the hands of the force, and

00:28:55

why would he be so angry? Spain was

00:28:57

bursting from the inside like this I remind you of the passage

00:28:59

and that rocks and how it passes through the core

00:29:05

is great for

00:29:08

your questions in criticism too much in the

00:29:11

core hot in the core of the

00:29:16

apartment in the core never then everything all everything

00:29:19

everything yes as long as there are other apartments

00:29:22

you won’t sell the way it would grow and sales

00:29:24

people of zeal an apartment about a dacha in the core of

00:29:26

everyone there is a door then in five

00:29:29

years we are talking about 2:00 the door has

00:29:32

never been opened by anyone when

00:29:34

the entrance is repainted the door too

00:29:35

repainted this door I ate open

00:29:38

it's just a giant's leg so

00:29:41

yes yes yes we all saw when they

00:29:45

opened this strange door here we saw a

00:29:46

big leg but we were always afraid to discuss it with

00:29:49

someone when you tell your parents about

00:29:53

it they say don't ask

00:29:55

more of these questions, yes, when you grow up,

00:29:57

you will understand and here he stands and here he has

00:29:59

a rope in his hand so that he can hang himself

00:30:03

no no no to raise the elevator

00:30:12

teach

00:30:15

[applause]

00:30:17

of course science has begun let's release this on

00:30:20

Halloween it will be Halloween we'll release an

00:30:24

amazing drawing actually

00:30:28

worthy of channel 4

00:30:32

I they think you should take a photo, put it on the

00:30:36

Internet and write what happened, what happened

00:30:39

here, I understood everything,

00:30:43

forget it, I went home and

00:30:48

[music]

00:30:49

I have a question: if there is a

00:30:52

theory of superstrings, then why have we

00:30:54

never seen the super guitar

00:31:02

that Mitchell is on the cone? so

00:31:07

damn faces yes I took it let's take

00:31:10

turns

00:31:11

if it's with superstring theory then why is

00:31:14

n't it a super theory

00:31:20

[music]

00:31:22

why do people imagine aliens as

00:31:25

green

00:31:26

it's a blitz blitz we need to quickly what do they

00:31:29

represent that they flew for a very long time

00:31:31

they were seasick

00:31:37

why we can't meet people

00:31:39

like in childhood because we are in

00:31:42

adulthood blitz blitz

00:31:47

why can't we meet people

00:31:50

like in childhood, too, when I approach

00:31:52

the mount as I call you to meet

00:31:55

them weapons behind me yeast for me 34 hectares of

00:31:59

Dikanki [ __ ] get out of here get out of our

00:32:02

kindergarten they tell me the teacher is

00:32:04

in vain or just to those women the same age and

00:32:07

say hi, let's be friends

00:32:12

similar search let's play my

00:32:14

phone

00:32:15

from

00:32:17

these women and say hi let's be

00:32:19

friends let's go to my house mom

00:32:21

prepared a

00:32:24

T-shirt mom bought

00:32:27

where you I'm sorry I just decided to

00:32:29

brag

00:32:33

because Frank is not worth it and bosch is easy

00:32:36

allow yourself to be friends with whoever you want

00:32:38

because as a child you can easily

00:32:39

ignore the [ __ ], quickly forget

00:32:42

if you can afford to be friends with whoever you

00:32:44

want from the class

00:32:47

from the yard and

00:32:49

through several people with whom you are

00:32:51

obliged to be friends with

00:32:54

adults who, on the other hand, even in childhood

00:32:55

will try to make friends with you from

00:33:02

whom -life has just been rearranged

00:33:06

oh my god

00:33:07

[music]

00:33:09

why does a watch stop running on a

00:33:12

dead man’s body because he doesn’t

00:33:14

change the batteries

00:33:20

why can’t you squeeze water in your hand

00:33:23

all the damp paper

00:33:27

oh my god man

00:33:30

you had a plastic bottle for a year and that’s why it’s a

00:33:31

damn pity really we

00:33:34

can’t single out so much from our pores that it’s straight

00:33:36

away that

00:33:40

I don’t hear a direct stream into the port at all, like this, yes,

00:33:49

but here we definitely have to

00:33:53

answer right away, otherwise we’ll get bogged down why the

00:33:56

semitendinosus muscle is a tendon and the

00:33:59

semimembranosus has no membranes because the

00:34:03

semitendinosus muscle was called by

00:34:05

an optimist and the semi-membranous and the family

00:34:11

[applause]

00:34:14

how

00:34:17

the table forms how the pellets are formed in the navel,

00:34:21

but here it’s obvious that somehow the scale

00:34:24

is formed,

00:34:28

obviously the navel is round and you walk when

00:34:32

it’s in there, like in a centrifuge,

00:34:35

everything that comes in is unscrewed and it

00:34:38

turns out that in a few days by

00:34:40

unwinding the purchase and using the snowball method,

00:34:43

like cotton candy, yes,

00:34:46

like cotton candy, but for the poor,

00:34:49

maybe this small washing

00:34:51

machine where we have some small

00:34:55

clothes, they wash so much that

00:34:57

turning there is a theory that this is a conspiracy of

00:35:01

obstetricians and

00:35:03

all the coils are put in the navel at

00:35:07

birth,

00:35:08

so they and you lie down in the maternity hospital, they are just like that,

00:35:11

so wide, they

00:35:13

just got it from a sweater, it was

00:35:22

30 years later

00:35:24

before they

00:35:28

commemorated even the wool from 0 to 30 june

00:35:31

forged

00:35:33

that you don’t know what kind of pat and

00:35:39

I’m from a swan from a swan, the

00:35:45

wool of swans

00:35:47

[laughter]

00:35:50

why is the brain at night it works better [ __ ]

00:35:55

because at night and that’s precisely why

00:35:58

it’s better to go to work because of course the stupid

00:36:00

awareness doesn’t distract him from all the [ __ ]

00:36:01

and I think at night it works better

00:36:03

solely because in the evening you’re

00:36:05

such a damn series to

00:36:08

jerk off,

00:36:10

that is,

00:36:16

three o’clock in the morning of thousands of blinks cafe no one

00:36:18

calls me to patronize me I can

00:36:20

like anything so you could also have fallen asleep like that

00:36:22

and he’s like the periodic table he’s like the

00:36:24

periodic table

00:36:26

of course you can work because during the day that’s

00:36:30

all I was thinking about

00:36:33

[music] it’s

00:36:36

easier for the brain to work when you you're talking

00:36:39

all sorts of crap mutually believing about you

00:36:41

and I'm talking about you why why do

00:36:44

Ivanushki sing poplar fluff heat and

00:36:46

lawyers fluff in June when we don't take they

00:36:50

sing June and July

00:36:56

in fact we don't take from us scientific

00:36:58

transmission we don't take with them 1 give

00:37:00

Matvienko commenting on the curtsy

00:37:03

to send the work of Ivanushki

00:37:05

international but in Klim itself there are a lot of questions and

00:37:09

they also have new band members

00:37:10

who sing songs that they didn’t write, how do

00:37:12

you like this bark who can’t find Matvienko

00:37:14

clap

00:37:17

[music]

00:37:19

I also need a blitz, otherwise we’ll get

00:37:21

bogged down

00:37:23

what was the root cause like a brother,

00:37:26

relax there’s nothing left for it

00:37:28

was the root cause from which

00:37:31

all the consequences came,

00:37:35

it’s not my

00:37:38

first time the reason is the gifts of God all the means, of

00:37:41

course I thought it was closer from the very

00:37:43

beginning it was also that it’s worth taking a steam bath and

00:37:44

I have such a report, but

00:37:47

then it turns out that she’s in the egg

00:37:50

[music ]

00:37:52

lives inside the ball this is this big kohl

00:37:56

[ __ ] mouth here is the answer

00:37:59

not only this was a blitz stop drawing

00:38:09

birds and

00:38:11

about birds this question has already been answered

00:38:14

many times and the bird during the

00:38:16

flight pairs is held by Colin it’s clear

00:38:18

what

00:38:34

you’re doing

00:38:36

and there are birds a

00:38:41

bird and this the egg of a big bird,

00:38:46

everyone is already wondering what was before, a chicken or a

00:38:49

chicken's egg, we're all talking about needles, guessing

00:38:52

that there used to be an egg or the rest of the world

00:38:56

that hatched, it turns out from an egg for a

00:38:59

chicken, this is the old theory about the fact

00:39:02

that the world hatched from a pagan egg,

00:39:05

it turns out that the whole point is that that initially

00:39:07

the author of the theory is a chicken

00:39:11

in the face and therefore for her the world

00:39:15

hatched from an egg

00:39:17

and everything is correct, all the rules,

00:39:22

but here standup club

00:39:26

la more buy

00:39:30

before there were two floors when it’s still

00:39:33

arguable,

00:39:34

you understood how with a blade you don’t see it there

00:39:37

behind the scenes a big chicken

00:39:40

as if for you a mother gave birth to a child and for a

00:39:44

child a mother gave birth to the world

00:39:54

I feel free

00:40:00

so let's who and why came up with

00:40:03

an exception to the rules of the Russian language

00:40:09

fulfill one exception

00:40:12

glass offend listen you hate

00:40:15

depends look still endure twirl

00:40:20

wait to live and Bogdan speaks with chalk

00:40:24

and so Is anyone brave in Russia not in the head of the

00:40:30

devil - that no answers

00:40:34

Mel Gibson

00:40:38

it works

00:40:43

Bosko demolished everything I'm honest to the profit on

00:40:46

hold think about the next joke and

00:40:49

those that are a doormat

00:40:57

let's guys an interesting

00:40:59

question I'm getting carried away let him board guys an

00:41:03

interesting question

00:41:05

let's blitz why it's accepted speak sleeps

00:41:08

like a baby the baby wakes up from

00:41:10

any rustle

00:41:11

I will explain to you

00:41:17

because with chalk he remembers an old one

00:41:21

or

00:41:23

say say yes, in short, in fact,

00:41:26

this is the first month, in fact, the child

00:41:28

really does not serve anything at all, well,

00:41:30

that is, this one starts in a month or two

00:41:32

so that he he wakes up from every

00:41:33

rustle, and for the first two months you’re just like that,

00:41:36

but he’s sleeping, you can talk in a

00:41:38

loud voice and in fact he wakes up once a couple of

00:41:41

hours e100 we fall asleep

00:41:45

far away and did that when we were watching

00:41:50

coffee, he generally spat, he’s such a dad that’s enough

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