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I’ll explain these Nikolayevich boots came
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new, you understand back kind of me with
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my boots for three months already as an
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officer, the habits of ensign
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Nikolich, you’re not Nikolayevich,
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but my comrade and I don’t even shout, she was sick, the
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second company was the best in the unit, she still has
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a case in the unit, I don’t know anymore and keep
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in mind that on February 23, there could easily be an
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inspection at the headquarters of the district,
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I warn you in the capter or in
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the warehouse, you won’t be able to sit out the crew 8 oh
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yes yes, thank you,
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my habits have disappeared
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the general’s habits, the wig of
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you fry is great, where is the rage of
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the commander of the Smolkov unit, you hear nothing to him
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didn’t speak spoke in trembling I
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spoke more and more very no one that
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anything just asked and die tage major
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let me fly lieutenant an
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idiot’s dream come true I want in traffic jams
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carry the last rhinestone and the sky is in the clouds
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hello in our boots my longing disappears
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here I am hello troops but
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so I got
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Smith about the pants of citizens of some
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citizens and outside and confessed
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try to study the distance
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from sadness there is no reason
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not to just be yourself like ours to the
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prison
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only 7
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you fight
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he fails under escort
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people
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would know what is ahead
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[music]
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where
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this is
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at first
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all that we are back,
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this is
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at the bullion, just the wind tickles the eyes
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[music]
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for them and the girls dance for
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you who and what and traders for you parts of the places
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newspapers guarding the homeland, this one is
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prescribed to whom we are there and
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they are written to you what I’m asking
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but I would like the major will talk to you about his teeth,
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and you are someone he doesn’t know,
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and you have a pass, it’s not
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clear, but wait here, well, it’s actually
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cold there, it’s hot,
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and you know why the civilians are coming, they’re writing,
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wait,
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Sanya Kolyan, Sanka, quietly, quietly, you’ll strangle the
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future deputy, listen, no matter how long you and I
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don’t we saw each other
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and you don’t follow my career, but I’m
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following like this, they’re already a unit commander, come on,
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sit down, but good good little
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stars, we have the same mine, what’s
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yours, what’s mine, and remember, back in school you
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said the main thing is that you serve someone and with by
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whom .
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on time you are on time here we have a
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patriotic holiday on February 23, after all, a patriotic holiday is just
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here you are hyssop stop stop I see you’re right
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at the bull by the horns let me at least look around
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yes you’re not fukai part of us we’re good
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we’ll work together a team of wonderful ones from with your
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mother you don’t age the devil you don’t age
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let me hello yes Russia
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hello Nikolai Nikolaevich
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comrade major I especially after 3 for
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medicines go well and just
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go well thank you
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meeting listening I see you have
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some prospects here well and
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who is Irina Puli his nurse take a
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good look at her to check her out
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and this you don’t need to do what, this
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one political officer will ruin her life,
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and
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I heard the same story, well, nothing, but you say the part
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is good, you have
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us, Alexander Stepanovich, now
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let us introduce the new
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deputy commander of the unit for
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educational work,
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major with dear Alexander Stepan and
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[ music]
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this is popandos and what do you know better I didn’t
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know
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[music]
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beam and who corny ordered from us I
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barely found the spot for you I looked at the deer I
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managed to get my face shiny shiny this
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word shiny
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I met such a girl at the cinema
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something else was nothing it was but soon
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there will be a dispute in a month when it was still
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going again soon it could be
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tomorrow like tomorrow now the fry's
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subscription the city issued a cheeky
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subscription you don't have money here tomorrow
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invited here whom they whom and I have
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friends by the way so
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get ready for the handle here the fact that on the 40th,
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but he’s on duty in the unit of, well, trays for
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pain,
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well, the company is free to listen, this is your
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pretty, so, so, so big and
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[music]
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by the way, studies in the same
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techniques as Varka Sokolovskaya, I’m
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pretty, that means friends, it’s scary
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why the law dialectics why beauties and
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beasts are always together there are rumors of
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wild boars monster is it you when you drink at night
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remember remember that there are no
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ugly women there is too little
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break between dismissals
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[music]
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educational authorities hello trembled and
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comrade commander say
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hello hello measles why are
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you calling me names duck that's all there was a
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chin-plane tree
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with powerful ones on the cheeks, why is there lipstick,
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you’re incorrigible, well, what about
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the holidays, I was thinking about how to
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congratulate the officers and what is there to think about a
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holiday, male signs should
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congratulate women and that’s right, well, we
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congratulate them on March 8,
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but in principle it’s logical but so I thought, I’ll
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gather all the women of fate, let’s sit and
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think about how you can cope with all the women of
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our unit,
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hello, they called where the rest of the women are,
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well, redmi, then the nurse had a salary before lunch
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stepan from the accounting department on
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sick leave and what is all this or does all this
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affect the female contingent everyone
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is running that there is nothing nothing about and
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I sit down with thank you, excuse me, and you have
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a coconut and George is ordered from the pleasant
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Stepan himself, we will be legal, you who
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mean, well, who do you work for, I am a saleswoman in the
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check that there is nothing, that is, you add
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calories to the lives of soldiers, taking into account soldier and
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come in and he’ll add, well,
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we’ll definitely come in and this and what is
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this a present,
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so to speak, for establishing friendly
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contacts passive, although I was so
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fed
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[music]
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why
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[music] what’s up
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0 out of 0 you wait, you wait another five minutes for
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him another five minutes and my
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fetis toes are spinning around the cube she came from 15
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[music]
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fairy tales
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listen to you so strictly until if they get caught
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shot you
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are on duty for all 10 blue history so definitely
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decided to re-
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read the directives of the Ministry of Defense listen
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there in case there are no directives on and treatment There
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are no female troops in the troops,
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these are your units
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with this matter, the tension is only three
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people for how many men, but this Lena
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unit is a lieutenant and you know this one and
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the saleswoman is great and pinch
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[music]
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well, what, in
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my opinion, is such an
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interesting woman for us as She’s
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interesting, listen to you,
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but you don’t know, she’s married, why are those
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rings on her hand, I didn’t notice, actually,
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she has a fiancé,
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and a fiancé, and that he has serious intentions,
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as far as I know, and by the way, he’s a
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dog show boxer, I’m joking, but the fiancé and
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you know it’s interesting, of course, in detail, but the
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groom is not yet a husband on lan lan
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duty, and I’ll go and walk through the part of the goat,
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everything is cool and you know what the body is, but
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who am I
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choosing,
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keep it, how delicious, and
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here’s a joke, by the way, yesterday
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two paratroopers met 1 say I
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jumped the parachute all the times, you know how
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scary it is, and he says above, he tells me it’s
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scary extreme, and the first one answers
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extreme, then when the parachute opened
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and before that, you know how scary they raised them,
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they don’t live, why only deer on animals there are
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a lot of scribes,
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whether minge bears, it’s not complete yet
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cool and horns racism sergeant gives the
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soldier st he says give love with my
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thai about the soldiers you can start him how to
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educate him he will barely live and I do
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n’t need it cleaner I need you to
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get sick of it in short it’s the aunts who came to me
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who won’t overstrain x yes I just
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talk talk and choose these
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two go to the toilet the assets of his image where he
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will fulfill there is and I love let's have a beer
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girls something
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so
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between comrade major that time I'll hold back
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none came in the company didn't offer I'm
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lying on the threshold plot doors in it hurt
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painful didn't happen you say not like no
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[music]
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that's good that's good that's what the sergeant is
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building a company there is a crayfish being built
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well what does it mean the unit commander served in your company
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like exactly a major howled the
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commanders in our company are praising
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your company so I decided to come and get
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to know each other and by the way how are things going business
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with the subscription, comrade major, we don’t know,
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it’s okay, I received the latest issue,
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anyone can come in, let’s discuss how many
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fighters there are in the company 36 36 excellent fighters, well,
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it hurts
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[music]
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sergeants stones
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these comrades sergeants how the command is carried out
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be equal to the standing formation must
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turn your head dialed so that see the
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sadness of the 4th person standing, probably, and
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her chest is nothing, the one 4 standing on the
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right and the one on the left, who was standing in the second row,
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also had nothing for ingenuity 5 points where did
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the young lady come from from the city to
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visit from those who don’t know anything about sewing,
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well, how did they They passed through the checkpoint wearing an
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invisible hat, which is not this is not through the
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fence, this is not good, this is not good, the
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girls through the fence, in general, so I give them
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ten minutes and so that they overcome this fence in the
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opposite direction.
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God, we didn’t run into anyone, it’s
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understandable because it’s your stomach and it’s good, and
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by the way, but here’s something else that I
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won’t punish for the first time, but still
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the gate is a sample, so
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you’ll beat off the cheek a couple of times and it flows freely.
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but it’s a pleasure to build on the parade ground for three hours,
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and here’s another thing: bring me certificates
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for the whole company,
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what certificates about physical sexual
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health, there was nothing, but I don’t
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know, I didn’t hold a candle, but comrade major,
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they didn’t quite come, you know how it
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happens, it comes to one the whole company is itching
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[music]
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officers from the person and ares the officer
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give the tournament if let's eat faster
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[music]
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let's go from the split
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rgch to the Lord for the sound, smear it
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sounds and knocks correctly and learn from whom they
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called
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again George tried to defend
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the fatherland and for my quiet zhur is similar 23
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and I remember I prepared something for
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you, but to me it goes without saying that the river flows into my husband
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and Zhorik, he’s still three months old and even
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before Sarah’s review, by the way, this is 1 23
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life she’s the first for him
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fill it yourself on the day, look there, maybe
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listening to him, maybe he can wash himself on the machine,
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which plastic to buy automatic,
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now he needs a diaper more, but before
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listening to a camouflage diaper, it happens
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Alec, what do you need so that they are
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patriots from childhood and mine grow up, in general,
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let's look at the shops there about the
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launch of kibbutz kakadu you
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need to survive and walk and
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[music]
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irish
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yes urgently needed 36 health certificates
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why do you need to listen so much here in short
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this story came out
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[music]
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sexual addictions share
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details of sexual victories does not like
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this one of us who was drunk once again
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I told how I brought two to a
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thorough
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file cabinet, I got an inheritance, that
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is, we once and Tivate had
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already entered the second company of sergeants, the story is
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a gulku. but definitely a ladies' man, naughty girl, what else do
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you have sexual preferences, a fetishist,
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why a fetishist because he likes to dress
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girls in military uniforms.
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I was joking, you better tell me this,
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listen, how was your previous political officer
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able to endure such heat with
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fire batteries, well, he killed the warm
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places, well, yes, I managed to notice it and
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knew how to equip it well, okay,
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go ahead, otherwise your mayor, I brought certificates,
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what certificates,
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well, you they ordered you ordered that from the
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2nd company it doesn’t itch here are 36 pieces
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sergeant excavation of the lake oh my god it’s an accident
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the sergeant was joking but in general well done I
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praise you for your diligence just
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know that friend is rolling and take the
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certificates back as a souvenir I
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have enough of my garbage all go what are you worth
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comrade major, well, we decided, in
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general, this will never happen again,
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what did you steal,
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how will it not happen again,
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you’re young, let’s eat
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[music]
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that’s very interesting to read, this is a book, is it
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really for everyone, for everyone and about everything, the
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nature of the habit of alcohol, women, no?
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well, what
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about me, what about you I didn’t read, I
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immediately tore it up and threw it away, well, that’s the right thing to
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do, throw it away,
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although of course it’s interesting what’s there about me, it’s
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interesting, but I haven’t taken out the garbage yet, I’m
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not interested in throwing out the garbage,
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but in general, how do you like our part, but
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nothing you know, in the first row, very
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nice, he said nothing, especially the second
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company,
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I said an excellent company of soldiers and
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executives with their thoughts and ingenuity, like
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us, we will congratulate these soldiers on February 23, I
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thought, what does it mean, I think,
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not only thinking, I also organized, as I
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proposed, well, a defender of the fatherland should be
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congratulated by those whom they defended,
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probably, and here in the city there is a very interesting
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technical school with a textile bias, there are
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a lot of circles, well, that is,
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amateur performances at the level of February 23,
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various women's creative groups will come to congratulate us,
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well, so to speak, a concert and then a general
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disco, damn them Nikolayevich has accumulated,
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so if I understand you correctly,
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you are proposing on February 23 to bring
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cannibals and girls to our unit and not to bring them, but to
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invite them and not to the unit, an author’s club
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to hold a joint cultural
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event in order to turn a soldier’s
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club into a soldier’s brothel,
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why immediately into a brothel for some reason it’s bad
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you think about our soldiers, but they not only
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need to communicate with the opposite
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sex, but first of all, in a spiritual
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sense, they are in a physical sense, and you, as a unit commander,
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should not deprive them of this communication, because
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only women can motivate
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a man to perform a feat, and then this
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holiday is not Every day you eat
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as I wrap up spiritual communication, the exploits
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of me have already been recorded as dictators, all of you
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political officers have the same tricks.
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If you
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remember the previous political officer,
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compare me with him. oh well, wait, let's
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calm down, that's not what I meant at all, yes, it's
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offensive in your sentence, there's something
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interesting inside of me, understand, if an
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inspection comes to us for the holiday,
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our unit is full of women 100, I'll tell them
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first of all, first of all, no inspection is
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planned for which you will tell them about
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spiritual communication, and thirdly, Nikolaevich,
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you will tell them what the Minister of Defense said
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and the Minister of Defense said that in the
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modern Russian army, discipline
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is achieved not only by punitive
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methods,
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but also by methods and encouragement, listen, but
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if you can say this,
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and you anyway, you’ll be healthy next to you, it’s
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said
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Valeria, before that, often I’m your major,
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wrap it up near the road until
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I’m hungry, so I think I’ll go have a snack,
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which means a cap, but almost why in a cap,
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how why, well, during the time I’ve been here, I’ve
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never seen you in officers'
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mess and so I, yes, where there somehow I
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like it better where in the cap,
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but I understand it is somehow more comfortable there, yes somehow
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everything is better for us, after all, women,
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what kind of woman is like what kind of film from the chip to the
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saleswoman
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what is it and I I remembered that the port is closed,
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like it’s closed, and it’s in the middle of the day, only
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Sydney is working, the counting period is something,
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Lenochka didn’t say anything about re-registration,
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and you’re not confusing anything,
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no, the sign was hanging in the morning, what kind of accounting or
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Kulinsky re-registration, okay, I’ll come in the evening
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[music]
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enclosure glasses where were you missing that you
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major our new one came in ollie sanse I'll send
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came in what and how did you like him
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basically nothing
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nice so polite courteous eat
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you will have a glass of mineral water without
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correctly so for a loop of mineral water
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credits
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how much does it cost 0 what case how much does a
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glass of mineral water cost
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one and a half rubles barrier, stop, that's enough,
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well, guardianship, how do you know that
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you'll feed your major Alexander Stepanovich
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Valv is worth
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Valera
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[music]
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Dad Zog,
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come on harder, harder, ours
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will have to be pushed through not a mop, a girl like no,
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for example,
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why is Comrade Sergeant up yet? I do
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n't have one yet girls of the
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2nd kind heavy bun
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so definitely there is yes who is the last video from the
00:28:16
fry
00:28:17
I saw the chip ran to well of course
00:28:19
where else could he be so didn’t erase it let’s
00:28:22
quickly pinch tell him that his headquarters is calling
00:28:23
quickly comrade sergeant to me in half an hour
00:28:25
because this
00:28:26
outfit is to be handed over but great faster
00:28:28
run, let her, in our opinion, let's
00:28:36
train, let's train with a girl, it will be easier
00:28:38
white
00:28:46
stupid,
00:28:48
you won't be angry,
00:28:51
you understand that these people are more than anyone else in
00:28:53
the world, that only you yourself said that
00:28:56
it's cute, api is cute, they're interesting and
00:29:01
attractive, and you like her, there's no
00:29:06
such word that you'll sulk
00:29:15
you'll be ticklish more that you're not afraid no
00:29:20
so jealous I do
00:29:21
n't know let's go open the refrigerator in a
00:29:30
dream a bottle of champagne and treat him yes oh
00:29:44
[music]
00:29:46
very well this
00:29:51
but I wanted to understand the night a gift from him
00:30:04
and it's not like this on February 23rd
00:30:08
which means he's oh my gosh you’re stupid or
00:30:13
else I’m stupid
00:30:16
your faithful one, stop it and go
00:30:20
look, I saw it, I saw it, listen,
00:30:30
what is this
00:30:32
[music]
00:30:34
I wanted February 23rd,
00:30:38
but since it’s so dear Valera, I
00:30:45
congratulate you on your professional
00:30:46
holiday,
00:30:48
I want to wish that next February 23rd
00:30:51
year
00:30:53
you met in this resident
00:30:59
and
00:31:00
[music]
00:31:02
well, let’s believe
00:31:06
[music]
00:31:22
Lenochka such a gift, I myself came with
00:31:27
love
00:31:28
so I’m telling you flights with love and you’re
00:31:32
somehow jealous of me as a major, well, I’ve already
00:31:35
apologized, you understand me too I have
00:31:39
all my ears buzzing Lenochka I'm lazy
00:31:41
Kulinsky Lenochka service leave to the
00:31:44
official company them that the opening
00:31:48
plus he noticed Smolkov I'm on a break
00:31:56
[music] the
00:32:00
doors are closed
00:32:06
comrade lady above I have no warrants here the case there the
00:32:10
headquarters is calling them some kind of
00:32:13
urgent meeting there
00:32:14
Christmas tree sticks not lakes calculations was silent,
00:32:19
but I don’t know how inconveniently they called a long time ago about
00:32:22
twenty minutes ago,
00:32:24
damn it, well, forgive me, I’ll run soon as if I’m
00:32:31
at the headquarters for shooting the tree-stick garden, why are you
00:32:36
smiling, I have a break to find in these and
00:32:43
forgot the will of the city
00:32:47
to close, yoshkin matryoshkin the key was carried away by the
00:32:51
soldier of the claw Nesterov was the place
00:32:54
beware obediently even in the outfit we are pleased
00:32:57
again minutes everyone agreed let’s do
00:33:03
these things comrade major for
00:33:05
today but it’s understandable only again there are no
00:33:11
officers of the second company
00:33:15
well where are they finally excuse me where
00:33:21
Smolkov is carrying you
00:33:22
we already have you We're all waiting comrade, excuse me, what is
00:33:25
it, what do you have, so what do you
00:33:30
allow yourself to see?
00:33:53
what is it, I
00:33:55
understand everything, it’s just February 23rd, I’m well, it’s a gift
00:33:59
that I just wanted to try on, you know,
00:34:01
but this was an accident,
00:34:03
I went, it’s comrade major, then
00:34:06
punish him in life, this is just
00:34:08
nonsense, what a surprise now I’m leaving, I’m
00:34:13
leaving, forgive me, please, this is a baller
00:34:18
key, give me the order, girls, correct it
00:34:24
forgive me please ordered giora I'm leaving behind
00:34:27
[laughter]
00:34:29
behind and
00:34:31
there are Smolkov clearly so nervous Smolkov we're cutting
00:34:42
everything off I hope with my shoulder straps to
00:34:47
listen to the fry you tell this
00:34:50
boxer groom that I only have a business relationship with her
00:34:55
[music]
00:35:07
so the men are publishing an outfit
00:35:10
like like Mister no longer
00:35:14
like there are no laurels,
00:35:18
so I’m on the nightstand, go where Nesterov is, so
00:35:26
he ran to the cap with Markov
00:35:28
and didn’t come back high grandson
00:35:32
pinch steel I don’t know
00:35:36
you forgot la rosa the storm is so cool passion
00:35:42
shmatko where are you quit excuse the priest the
00:35:45
dogs thought there was no lighting squeezed
00:35:47
why it was not difficult, let’s, well, now
00:35:52
about the main thing, so on February 22, a
00:35:56
commission from the Criminal Code of the Republic of Kazakhstan comes to our unit, you’ll end up in the
00:35:58
karkam worse than shmatko
00:36:01
and the headquarters, I’m not kidding, I didn’t understand this
00:36:07
through how a tourist needs the
00:36:10
North Atlantic military bloc, the purpose of the
00:36:13
commission’s arrival is
00:36:15
to check the implementation of the international
00:36:18
treaty on reduction of offensive
00:36:20
weapons is not sad the strongest
00:36:22
meal of letters about the reduction of
00:36:24
offensive weapons according to the
00:36:28
agreement, our unit should have no more cannons
00:36:32
and heavy machine guns, it doesn’t
00:36:34
matter, it doesn’t matter that we have
00:36:40
no more of them, just neck to neck,
00:36:43
but this should be recorded by a commission
00:36:48
according to the instructions of the district headquarters, we
00:36:51
must in every possible way facilitate the work of
00:36:53
this end, of course,
00:36:54
show the required objects answer
00:36:57
questions that interest them, the composition of the commission
00:37:00
consists of 3 people,
00:37:04
an interpreter,
00:37:05
but this is our man of this commission,
00:37:08
Colonel of the US Army, Mr. Thompson, and
00:37:13
Major of the French Army, Mrs. Doin, but
00:37:17
any woman probably succeeds once in a mistress
00:37:23
woman, yes, but don’t
00:37:26
relax,
00:37:27
if anything is always more difficult to negotiate with a woman,
00:37:30
these are definitely questions. I have a question, what is the
00:37:35
name of Mrs. Dona
00:37:37
Veronique Veronique, Mrs. Veronica,
00:37:42
what a beautiful name there has never been a sign,
00:37:46
we are French, I remember Alexander
00:37:49
Oskarovich,
00:37:50
I will ask you, indeed, madam, yes,
00:37:55
she is coming as an official, as an
00:37:57
expert in weapons, they are like acquaintances,
00:38:00
yes, strangely, I think that the French are
00:38:03
experts in something else, I remember once I
00:38:07
was somewhere more serious gentlemen, the officers are
00:38:09
more serious, indeed the commission
00:38:12
will visit all sites, so there must
00:38:15
be order,
00:38:17
cleanliness and the strictest discipline, no
00:38:21
swearing shmatko
00:38:22
nonsense vodka what do you understand for the power
00:38:25
it was not offensive in general we must
00:38:28
show this that everything is like
00:38:33
NATO in general it doesn’t matter yes really
00:38:42
[music]
00:38:49
breakfast thanks a lot you can
00:38:51
tell the company commander your wordpad now the father of
00:38:54
sour cream then you didn’t thank you offended you that
00:38:57
no, thank you very much, but at least take the cakes,
00:38:59
okay, listen to markov, and I
00:39:04
almost didn’t understand the report, why should the price of a machine gun be
00:39:07
shown in the spirit, not screenshots,
00:39:08
but how are they there, too, I want their displays
00:39:11
seriously, well, of course, we have a
00:39:13
bilateral agreement,
00:39:14
our officers also inspect NATO
00:39:16
parts of the planet officer yes, yes, it happens that
00:39:19
these macaques are excellently selected, and first of all,
00:39:23
you need to know English English,
00:39:26
of course, it’s an international language, well, it’s like a
00:39:28
foreign business trip, a
00:39:30
business trip, to communicate before the business trip,
00:39:33
dm very good, very good, what is it, there’s
00:39:36
nothing, I say okay, it’s good when
00:39:38
you know the language, well go and day smolkov
00:39:40
from being late pinch your English
00:39:44
okay let's move our hooves or whatever it is that
00:39:48
geese have a webbed foot send
00:39:51
us all the strength of the tongue oh miss move clearly
00:39:57
emphasis lying down accept means so we do push-ups
00:40:02
again down 10 up we started
00:40:06
slowly 234
00:40:12
yes guys completely dead 5 height which is
00:40:17
difficult to attribute to now well easy he is now
00:40:20
pinching, probably finishing the third glass of sour cream
00:40:22
or maybe 4 bytes here is a parable
00:40:24
and despite the fact that in the army from such a principle
00:40:27
one for all and all for one we continue
00:40:30
clearly so exactly 56 yes guys and give bad sour
00:40:38
cream today in the check a
00:40:39
small percentage of fat content and how Nesterov
00:40:41
can’t get enough of it continues so the command
00:40:44
to fall was not starting to move carry put
00:40:47
eat get up and what the
00:40:51
rest continue to look for and that the
00:40:53
daughters-in-law don’t forget the asuras of health can be
00:40:55
about the painters well, the amount of stuffing
00:40:57
draw quietly quietly quietly quietly every
00:40:59
word this is this is every 100 out of 100
00:41:02
percent of calories and what do you want to
00:41:04
live, just set fire to your own
00:41:05
calories obtained with such hard work, let's sit
00:41:07
there quietly quietly, go lie down and
00:41:10
read the newspaper, come on, at least
00:41:12
sit there, Maine Read, read this way, let's
00:41:15
continue since it's hard yes, the soldier is tired in
00:41:19
the army, he doesn’t get tired, I understand, let’s continue
00:41:25
the boar, at least lie around, let’s go have a smoke
00:41:31
[music]
00:41:36
and you’re evil, I’m not evil, I’m fair,
00:41:39
sometimes you need to do preventive measures
00:41:42
aigulka, hello,
00:41:44
listen to Nester, call nesterova, yes, he’s
00:41:48
actually busy right now, yes, well, tell me of
00:41:51
time of this doesn’t allow he didn’t have time to take anything to the old man at all
00:41:55
and it’s inconvenient for me, after
00:41:58
all, he did a good job, what a deed,
00:42:01
well, in fact, he saved the life of your mouth,
00:42:05
well, that is, I saved the launches while I was storing them,
00:42:07
but still, well done, tell me,
00:42:08
okay, so he’ll control the boars,
00:42:11
otherwise I know him to be
00:42:12
tenacious, and tell him fair you say
00:42:19
[music]
00:42:20
Nesterov and here
00:42:25
on hold he deserved
00:42:29
[music] a
00:42:32
bilateral contract you understand on july from a
00:42:34
third party toyz so our officer
00:42:38
also checks they come look there they
00:42:40
capture I want on that one
00:42:43
she is drainage in Europe she is vestel America
00:42:46
Angola and and mine we
00:42:48
have her and in Africa on that so everyone is
00:42:51
like this now I have a star
00:42:54
sky perspective and Angela Olegovna
00:42:56
and travel allowances are probably in currency
00:43:01
and everything is in US dollars in dollars everything is like that
00:43:04
and rest me army army here I am mine
00:43:11
almost like our data cable I’ll even
00:43:13
regret it here are all these and well, you know
00:43:17
how I remember
00:43:18
it reads and there is so it reads that
00:43:24
they write like that they would write both
00:43:26
slowly and they write the armies and it rusts
00:43:29
right I write like that without saying p you understand not
00:43:32
everything is no like that the child ate with Hilo
00:43:37
no the child is considered tea ore and a
00:43:44
person buduci
00:43:46
youtube it’s clear there is only this
00:43:48
chain York and that’s it, well, what should you do
00:43:52
if you don’t have letters in English that
00:43:54
indicate the sound those from us,
00:43:57
we wouldn’t mind going over any sounds you take
00:43:59
no damn well, no they came up with the idea
00:44:04
that the sound h
00:44:05
is formed by the letters si together with eych, how no, but the
00:44:12
person on you just told me
00:44:14
just said these but this letter is
00:44:18
just called that’s just what it’s
00:44:21
called eych and it usually pronounces it
00:44:25
like ha ha us home it’s
00:44:30
bad to pronounce Angela Olegovna
00:44:32
tongue and a new pack you can break it mine
00:44:37
so let's go oh name is a weak piece of clothing
00:44:40
where to do in football you have to do here
00:44:58
and you are preparing the leader of the proletariat
00:45:00
a fire pit with the capitalists scarecrow search don't
00:45:04
tell me you bring your accomplice in front of the commission
00:45:06
to me your commissions somehow don't
00:45:08
matter
00:45:10
I have products mirra body like when a
00:45:15
white my steel is a little way off like the
00:45:19
white they listen and mutter in English the
00:45:22
village damn the report suddenly but in English it didn’t
00:45:25
suddenly strike
00:45:39
honor there is no need to return about what I
00:45:42
wrote to die get angry and give strength to
00:45:45
bend no, I understood there to interfere with them
00:45:47
strongly and not to carry out means so listen to
00:45:51
this as beacons I didn’t need to change the boots I
00:45:55
understood wait the boots were already
00:45:58
confused for you there was a file
00:46:02
just I don’t see you very officers
00:46:05
this is a mountain of youths
00:46:08
you know just right on the carpet and into all the
00:46:12
holes with an ensign it was easier to fly like that there
00:46:15
was a smaller report on swords and it turned out
00:46:18
like our woman had a better nose raised
00:46:21
organization for dummies and also
00:46:25
Nikolaevich from his English it was normal
00:46:27
to arrive here basically his nose is normal I’m
00:46:30
running to the dictionary right now
00:46:31
and I recently bought an imported TV set,
00:46:34
well, the instructions are in English and what
00:46:38
can you translate now only to them you with
00:46:41
the dictionary
00:46:44
e-mail from come on, here it says TV set, well,
00:46:52
well, well, diagonal 59 centimeters, weight
00:46:59
10 kilograms, you see it’s written above it not
00:47:01
the planet Nikolai
00:47:04
Tsifir and here you translate the words for me
00:47:08
so that it’s like a channel and tuned in so that
00:47:11
later it turns off when you fall asleep
00:47:14
listen come on then what about then why
00:47:17
then because then and goats because I
00:47:20
lived like that in Ryazan capture
00:47:26
and you let’s clear purgatory the
00:47:31
largest the organization is called God above and does
00:47:34
anyone know why the
00:47:37
North Atlantic bloc is called NATO
00:47:39
and it sounds like NATO
00:47:40
but because in English it sounds like
00:47:42
climbers since you are our smart guy I will tell you
00:47:47
why because in English it
00:47:51
sounds let’s listen wrap it up for you nose
00:47:54
atlantic among organizations that it
00:47:58
turns out that it turns out that it sounds like that,
00:48:01
I understand, but there’s just a seller, there are questions, he’s
00:48:05
not dressed in any way, and what is the difference between the
00:48:09
modern NATO doctrine and the doctrine of the
00:48:12
Cold War, the question is good, the
00:48:15
task is strictly well done, well, how to say
00:48:19
with him then they were against us,
00:48:22
you understand, but now they so to speak, well,
00:48:25
something makes me slippery to now they are
00:48:27
against others, so to speak, in general it will win to break in,
00:48:31
finished freely and with brie cheese
00:48:38
[music]
00:48:50
all my life I’m in Donetsk for tomorrow evening,
00:49:04
well, I can’t do it tomorrow why
00:49:08
come on, my husband, they listened to me for the day after tomorrow
00:49:12
until 23,
00:49:16
there is not a single free evening at all, so excuse me, I’m
00:49:22
a little off the tunic, why are you crazy because of what kind of
00:49:25
tunic or something, such a missus
00:49:28
above before,
00:49:29
yes, and a little bit they have monitoring
00:49:33
weapons, you know, eat your
00:49:38
equipment,
00:49:39
yes, that is, our part as I understand it,
00:49:42
it poses a serious threat to the world, and
00:49:44
one more cannon or machine gun, and that won’t be
00:49:50
counted
00:49:52
[music]
00:49:55
you know, the commission of years to eat poller for free, why did
00:50:02
you see a machine gun there, a
00:50:08
man [music]
00:50:10
the sky
00:50:12
and what, well, I thought, this is also an
00:50:15
extra weapon the barrel is in plain view what kind of
00:50:19
weapon is Smolkov
00:50:20
this is a monument to him the speed is 70 years old
00:50:22
formally yes but in fact we have a machine gun the barrel
00:50:26
and without it it’s all close,
00:50:27
it fired the last time when we
00:50:30
weren’t in the world with him and the breech is broken
00:50:33
and
00:50:34
rusted with the same success you
00:50:37
can call a trunk and a water pipe
00:50:39
you, of course, are right, my comrade,
00:50:41
I just thought that these are not our
00:50:43
foreigners, you yourself know how
00:50:45
pedantic they are, then try to explain,
00:50:48
listen, old man, you think
00:50:49
too much and everything is about the wrong things,
00:50:52
free to eat, wait for the
00:50:57
Christmas tree
00:50:59
[music]
00:51:01
you can do that stir up the water,
00:51:06
you think they can really count it,
00:51:10
no, then 8
00:51:11
it’s me, something you’re of course right, it’s
00:51:14
obvious that
00:51:16
this is a monument to you and me, obviously from these
00:51:18
NATO members, God knows what to expect from your
00:51:24
avoidance and drinking, I see everything, I
00:51:31
say I see everything,
00:51:35
comrade major dismantling The guns were produced
00:51:39
successfully, I see what to finish with the pedestal
00:51:44
and what to do with it.
00:51:45
us to mind it is also a weapon,
00:51:46
comrade major, this is a sign
00:51:48
that there was once something here, well,
00:51:51
yes,
00:51:53
what thoughts do you have when you look at it,
00:51:56
when I look, well, someone is ashamed of something for
00:51:59
stealing,
00:52:00
well, that’s it but it is necessary that no thoughts
00:52:03
arise; in short, if there is a pedestal,
00:52:08
then there should be a monument on it
00:52:13
[music]
00:52:21
so once again reminds everyone of the
00:52:23
utmost importance
00:52:24
to answer all questions of interest
00:52:26
to the bark,
00:52:27
and if the questions concern any
00:52:29
secret aspects, this is what I know, this is
00:52:32
necessary say know comment it’s the devil well it
00:52:35
means no comments yes just like that and
00:52:37
answer how many comments and for a long time
00:52:40
no swearing akhadir what know comment well why
00:52:45
what is that on your poster writing to the wolves
00:52:47
like welcome well often
00:52:50
part of them 9 o’clock I’ll hang them with flowers
00:52:53
what do we have
00:53:02
go open the door
00:53:08
I ask you
00:53:12
wella
00:53:14
such
00:53:17
well what as they say bank bank tour
00:53:20
sharma
00:53:24
welcome please allow me to introduce major
00:53:28
teeth commander team participation
00:53:31
means to have teeth teeth and this is my
00:53:35
deputy major dear find cancer growth
00:53:41
100 everyone fly over shmatko format
00:53:44
approach floor Moscow platoon commander
00:53:47
would have commanded better sunrise better
00:53:50
translated the best well how did we get there
00:54:04
chimes your group mom of the American
00:54:07
gulag thank you mister dance right away
00:54:13
some Russian roads with a
00:54:15
roller coaster our countries
00:54:19
generally seem to have a lot in common.
00:54:22
in Russia we have two troubles,
00:54:25
roads are not tours and you can already see the hat
00:54:35
[laughter]
00:54:44
ash the lady of this one likes people with a
00:54:48
good sense of humor, well, let’s
00:54:53
go to the headquarters, as they say, squirrels,
00:54:56
I also added go-go-go
00:55:02
[music]
00:55:07
video of butts then in French majors,
00:55:10
come on my dears, what kind of a matinee did you
00:55:14
organize here? I feel it’s the same flag, well, if
00:55:17
the flag was above the flag, you would have peed yourself in balls,
00:55:19
gave the bird Nikolaevich, they had to
00:55:26
smoke the KChR marks for the sake of you, and in
00:55:29
Russia, up to the 7th beach, that this flower is me van mor
00:55:37
jolt velcom and you were talking about what I
00:55:46
'll say said
00:55:48
jock joc it's a joke like a court certain
00:55:53
happens bold still everything is a joke lieutenant
00:55:56
as far as I remember and school programs
00:55:59
welcome is written not through in but through double
00:56:04
in understood
00:56:05
[music]
00:56:10
petrovich write a nightmare
00:56:15
here so to speak, come on,
00:56:18
cow lacias work go through dota
00:56:23
pull yourself up in an early way
00:56:26
barbaric works you asked and but things i
00:56:28
couldn't
00:56:29
and the volga rockets of a comrade lieutenant
00:56:31
colonel is interested in where you can
00:56:33
leave these bags dancing on things
00:56:34
equipment there is no problem for me, but
00:56:39
here you can let's give it.
00:56:56
now one jump right now a second here's a
00:57:00
little Russian secret of the UPA
00:57:08
everyone went well there's equipment valuable things
00:57:14
well the door is closed everyone let's all go
00:57:19
inspect you
00:57:21
these
00:57:23
you've so guys let's go home here I ask this is the
00:57:31
plan of the building our parts of the plans
00:57:34
are marked with crosses objects where
00:57:38
things of interest to you are stored arm with what
00:57:41
object can we start checking
00:57:43
from what i like to be keen to check
00:57:47
I files you I smokes full for it getting
00:57:53
help Colonel thanks you for the
00:57:56
information provided in the case and
00:57:59
glucose
00:58:01
pages are like cho cho two but would like to
00:58:04
see not only the warehouses but all of it
00:58:06
part I you and your porcelain that my
00:58:11
talk parts of the show and we have youtube
00:58:18
this seller is very good and I’m not at the front Tsar
00:58:20
Saul arena in any way part stupid
00:58:24
since it’s his first time in Russia he’s
00:58:26
interested in absolutely everything is clear well
00:58:33
we have no secrets from you sorcerer we'll show
00:58:38
you will show
00:58:40
the whole of Paris,
00:58:46
please
00:58:47
[music]
00:58:51
Smolkov
00:58:53
I'm where the canteen's machine gun is in the utility room now,
00:59:01
so the machine gun should be where
00:59:04
we don't have one, take the soldiers operating here
00:59:08
[music]
00:59:21
viburnum so that it's not too bamboo is no longer
00:59:24
a problem how to remember
00:59:26
soup location
00:59:28
hunting
00:59:29
[music]
00:59:41
show off the spirit
00:59:48
[music]
00:59:52
Russian brother himself with
00:59:55
excise taxes on .
01:00:00
[music]
01:00:02
not
01:00:03
[music]
01:00:05
there is barberry
01:00:11
shmatko
01:00:12
what is it, well, what was it and brought what was
01:00:15
almost almost to me the leash has cooled
01:00:26
down everything needs to be done fashion
01:00:31
again to write a message mother why did
01:00:35
n’t the sign threaten so she’s welding
01:00:37
these damn currencies in group decoction that
01:00:39
Mary is very Hans warrant treating bet on
01:00:43
Russian
01:00:44
Colonel asks what does
01:00:46
Lenin have to do with the machine gun as a direct
01:00:49
relation to that flow
01:00:50
Thompson you don’t know probably didn’t
01:00:53
know the legends invented the machine gun this is
01:00:55
Bennett Vodi invented the machine gun yet x
01:00:58
of course translate this is a new
01:01:00
historical fact there we ourselves will go for the
01:01:02
orphanage
01:01:03
and he’s not alone yet loves children come on
01:01:05
faster than women everyone loved the church
01:01:09
[music]
01:01:14
please we’ve finished
01:01:20
with him try the salad here here’s chicken
01:01:24
mushrooms cheese and pickles to the north of the
01:01:29
countries merged we jersey sale at ease
01:01:35
with chicken
01:01:36
chase and mushrooms mercy
01:01:39
of course eat this there will be
01:01:43
any mushrooms of ours I’m writing I collected it myself you can
01:01:46
eat it you can try
01:01:50
ours almost I highly recommend it but also
01:01:57
your sisev yspeed please maxi side yes you’re welcome for
01:02:07
another hour white good flour very
01:02:12
tomatoes here are your cucumbers
01:02:15
well what is the place with your mouth how do you like our cuisine
01:02:20
Sergey please translate the question
01:02:24
flash dance
01:02:27
types of varnishes she is
01:02:31
now an idol thank him Chernin 1 1 he
01:02:36
says that these soldiers could
01:02:39
envy such a
01:02:40
menu but it’s right but this is for the Finnish
01:02:43
canteen comrade hot carry let’s all
01:02:59
beggar eat hot now it will be hot
01:03:02
song frontal korea she doesn’t
01:03:08
like something no she asks where your
01:03:10
chef is from China and doctors yes no
01:03:13
reviews Russian from Chukotka he’s the one that you keep
01:03:16
messing with
01:03:17
let me think he’s from China. verso
01:03:25
duty time no incidents
01:03:26
happened company duty officer sergeant brik
01:03:28
he was in pain painfully
01:03:31
there himself this is the very thing this is all you can afford
01:03:42
picture Seryoga the person said the colonel
01:03:44
is interested you can take a photo on the
01:03:46
study bedside table of course which one from here
01:03:48
quickly passed what the goods please
01:03:53
just not 100 tons tons you can’t say
01:04:03
about we judge there
01:04:17
like birds daddy come here who
01:04:21
will add this you said that with
01:04:24
them the foliage is
01:04:25
now Serezha food ask
01:04:30
please the Lord
01:04:32
and that the French armies are all so
01:04:36
beautiful
01:04:41
train
01:04:44
from the fireman I ask
01:04:51
you are interested I ask you here so to
01:05:01
speak look at
01:05:02
latrine it will be that or
01:05:07
passed the
01:05:11
army magic judge 710 of an appendix he
01:05:15
jumped up 101 if the judge.
01:05:18
you're swearing, Mr. Thompson
01:05:21
asks why the soldiers are cleaning the toilet,
01:05:23
they are service personnel,
01:05:25
because they should be studying a
01:05:27
military specialty
01:05:28
that the soldiers are not soldiers, so
01:05:33
to speak, they know how to do everything, you know, they
01:05:35
know how to do everything in our dorm.
01:05:40
I ask there will be a jack comment plz the
01:05:44
smell is a good day permanent
01:05:55
lady yes she thanks but it seems
01:05:58
male or are you by the way she is interested
01:06:03
if in the female part of course let's go
01:06:11
in so to speak connect us to the
01:06:15
NATO mission so to speak and now let's go
01:06:20
I'll show you come on
01:06:21
in, static zoo
01:06:24
drag the states wild and peaceful reserve
01:06:27
peaceful live ask asparagus return
01:06:32
how he will react to the fact that if a
01:06:35
charming major of the French army
01:06:38
has a devoted friend from among the Russian
01:06:40
officers, also my modeling of modern
01:06:58
gear they ask whether this can be
01:07:01
regarded as a desire to work for the
01:07:02
French, isn’t it just one once two
01:07:08
years, but the butterflies don’t arrive, the
01:07:13
goal suppliers are tired.
01:07:22
after all, they saved me from Samovich,
01:07:25
you know, the game will be stolen or that bird about the gadget you
01:07:27
appreciate distinguishes that I, as they say,
01:07:29
Lenin the pharmacy, because
01:07:31
all the guys are in the dark sauce, at least if it’s
01:07:34
not saying goodbye to Professor Chon and Seryoga,
01:07:37
madam, yes, she asks who this
01:07:40
modest person is by texture yes yes
01:07:45
behind this Danilych kingdom patched
01:07:49
meeting la vista se pierde en seine
01:07:52
and the photos expired this is ansara and she thought
01:07:57
that behind the warehouses you
01:07:59
[music]
01:08:00
well I ask you dear friends
01:08:03
look at the headquarters that’s what
01:08:08
my comrade in my opinion everything went like that it
01:08:11
will be better when all the papers are at the bottom, here
01:08:15
you go, Sergei, well, what about the road
01:08:22
in front of the more expensive one, how did
01:08:23
they start this business, can’t you see
01:08:27
that we can decorate this road,
01:08:28
Seryozha, be good, what is this
01:08:31
here for the holiday, since tomorrow is
01:08:39
Defender of the Fatherland Day,
01:08:40
transfer Seryozha to the yoke, I think so Yes, and
01:08:47
we’re smearing defend, you’re here at the
01:08:52
qualifying fashion show, he asks what the name of this
01:08:56
defender is, or is this a common holiday for
01:09:01
all soldiers Jane,
01:09:10
I know what’s next very precisely, officer
01:09:14
rule 1 and 2 on the radio negotiations about
01:09:18
my way,
01:09:19
pissing in the club, my background, like they’re shouting on the street,
01:09:23
spent my time, graduated politics
01:09:26
scientist says they don’t have
01:09:28
such a holiday it was interesting to
01:09:30
see how it is celebrated
01:09:31
until 8 well, in my opinion it would be
01:09:35
interesting for all of us to let them stay, we would be
01:09:37
interested to see how Mrs. Verge
01:09:38
well, I mean, you have a schedule, I understand, yes,
01:09:41
tickets are coming in all that way
01:09:43
with immorality in xml flash and chon and
01:09:50
she says that they are happy to
01:09:51
accept your invitations, let's go,
01:09:54
please bank bank, let's draw I
01:10:00
ask you not to wipe your feet
01:10:05
[music]
01:10:11
well, they're drinking some tea, warming up
01:10:18
[music]
01:10:19
damn-fly
01:10:21
who pulled your tongue and so for one they
01:10:23
almost turned grey, they stay here for another day
01:10:26
I just didn’t think right away didn’t
01:10:30
think in the
01:10:31
wrong place thought think now what kind of
01:10:36
entertainment you’re putting in Nikolay why are you
01:10:38
twitching purely in Russian from to the bathhouse
01:10:41
salmon accordion everything is there accordion no
01:10:45
tomorrow parade concert everything is fine everything
01:10:47
great couple concert here Smolkov
01:10:52
Sandra everyone will be celebrating otherwise you
01:10:54
’ll be dragging your flight again
01:10:56
say thank you to the major or maybe we can
01:10:59
put it in the box they basically already
01:11:01
had chips put it in and if the Americans
01:11:04
decide to ride in a tank
01:11:06
and there’s a large-caliber UN machine gun and a
01:11:10
needle in a haystack shmatko
01:11:21
shmatko
01:11:24
motor what is it doing here for a little bit like this why is
01:11:28
this then that this is the women’s toilet
01:11:31
our guests I didn’t understand that I’m letting in more
01:11:34
that the headquarters needs to go about business they do it
01:11:38
in Russian then
01:11:40
[music]
01:11:46
your cars bank that’s obvious with which the
01:11:59
madam says that she is interested in something,
01:12:02
they shout to them that it hurts, no, why is it
01:12:05
nice for them cashyou childbirth after you want to a
01:12:15
good bathhouse motor Thomson Veronica
01:12:19
do you want series I’m mistaken, well, how will it be
01:12:23
according to their
01:12:24
soldier’s finger the stupid joke will evaporate by the
01:12:31
way,
01:12:32
okay, a quarter, I’m not I saw that you are
01:12:35
serious and decided to lean against him, what
01:12:38
Veronica said, it’s a miracle, write everything,
01:12:41
let’s eat and instead of that,
01:12:43
please, here’s the ram and cucumbers from him,
01:12:47
what should you do, you need to translate they
01:12:49
comment
01:13:03
Olga, you’re drawing Smolkov,
01:13:09
tomorrow it will be more fun, a machine gun is a fairy tale,
01:13:12
maybe you won’t have to carry anything
01:13:14
like, well you said that a machine gun is not a
01:13:17
needle in a haystack
01:13:18
when and yesterday and you said all this we have
01:13:22
enough parts,
01:13:29
come on, let’s have more barrels, comrade,
01:13:34
maybe it was Canada tomorrow from
01:13:37
February 23rd along the groove corner and what are you doing on
01:13:41
February 23rd drinking milk I’ll end up in hell and
01:13:44
the head spent it today milk and tomorrow there
01:13:47
will be broadcast and by the way a glass of kefir
01:13:49
replaces 1 gram of vodka comrade holds it
01:13:52
so that it becomes good you need
01:13:54
20 liters of kefir or something to drink let it be
01:13:59
really good for the winds of cucumbers to have a snack
01:14:00
we work come on well that's enough everyone everyone let
01:14:05
's go quickly
01:14:08
[applause]
01:14:10
[music]
01:14:17
my first that the Odessa residents mobis not only
01:14:22
one thing that I can do, simple ones you know, I’m a
01:14:24
pro
01:14:25
I’m with mortars with cats I’m on you
01:14:32
will notice that’s how well done you
01:14:35
started to climb with such a disk and how did you already
01:14:37
then just like you like that great, what
01:14:47
if they need to watch how Russia
01:14:49
Seryoga better than me tie up the
01:14:52
pawns in the temple teach you will find I'm talking about the games I'm
01:14:54
right here you are the officers
01:15:10
[music]
01:15:18
[applause] [music]
01:15:23
ritual
01:15:30
but get ready
01:15:32
now on the floor read on the left climb we
01:15:34
pull the excess of the ruts here is Mr.
01:15:37
Colonel American it will be hard for
01:15:39
all of them on this solemn
01:15:44
day, I want to wish you to be true
01:15:50
defenders of the fatherland, and only while
01:15:53
serving in the unit, but also upon coming home,
01:15:56
so to speak, civil life,
01:16:02
happy holiday to you, comrade soldiers,
01:16:05
Defender of the Fatherland Day,
01:16:09
and now the floor is given to the
01:16:16
Colonel of the US Army vesti.ru
01:16:21
you zone my shirt mind myself I ask here here
01:16:30
I ask Thompson to speak here it is necessary to speak here
01:16:33
volcano agung a little bit of the franchise once
01:16:36
send no to the person behind the
01:16:39
microphone speaks louder Aldar Zhongsu teds and
01:16:42
the believers David
01:16:45
let's ask the soldiers in white collar
01:16:49
Harris more often it's time to
01:16:52
avoid going home listen where you get your
01:16:56
stuff The translator met me before the car, how do
01:16:59
you like it on the computer from the very place he’s sleeping in my
01:17:02
storeroom,
01:17:03
that he didn’t drink all night. that you
01:17:07
studied the language and turned it for
01:17:10
sure I can’t do this I don’t care
01:17:14
just with dictionaries let’s talk talk you
01:17:18
can listen and the men here generally
01:17:23
understand subtle things, well, it’s like a
01:17:28
world of friendship to eat he thanks rations
01:17:56
Mr. Thompson
01:17:58
congratulates you all on Defender of the Fatherland Day
01:18:06
[applause]
01:18:10
[music]
01:18:16
well, how do you want to be estate
01:18:21
and the heart of the epica single tanks
01:18:26
regiments does not say that it was too
01:18:28
theatrical in what sense
01:18:32
do you call it theatrical or firewood you do sul all in its
01:18:35
place
01:18:36
the aura of October over diffrent what he says is
01:18:40
that if he was in the cockpit it was if everything were
01:18:42
different, I think that everything would be exactly the
01:18:45
same loki what is he saying, he suggests
01:18:52
trying, well, no problem
01:19:04
[music]
01:19:07
abstract
01:19:09
[applause]
01:19:11
[music]
01:19:14
goals [music]
01:19:19
what were you thinking Smolkov, do
01:19:22
you even understand that this is an international
01:19:25
scandal
01:19:26
then 8 we seem to have a
01:19:29
bruise on half of his face, not much, not much of a bruise,
01:19:33
of course it’s not noticeable about him, but Irina says
01:19:36
that there is a hematoma, plus a
01:19:39
khaki watch, a colonel watch there, he himself lost his watch,
01:19:43
by the way, it’s personalized, it’s scary to think
01:19:47
how much it costs where he lost where where in
01:19:50
the fight that the Russian officer started,
01:19:53
by the way, he himself suggested offer
01:19:55
and you are glad to try, found such a technique to
01:20:00
practice,
01:20:10
listen to the Smolyakov, but when you were in his
01:20:15
eye and the region,
01:20:18
what in the sense of feeling, well, there was
01:20:23
some kind of pride,
01:20:25
I don’t remember, so everything is somehow on machine, what are you laughing at so
01:20:36
that before dinner the watch is found and
01:20:38
returned to the owner,
01:20:40
clearly please contact us if they haven’t found
01:20:56
all the laurels Libya Libya rake in
01:21:01
comrade senior lieutenant they will burn out the tandra
01:21:03
only that there is also
01:21:09
Allen a stupid [ __ ] villager, well,
01:21:16
he planted his sweaters, he apologizes,
01:21:17
not a hoax, I’m kidding, I don’t understand and nothing yet
01:21:20
breed human cravings robbed with feeling removed
01:21:24
beaten in Tokyo and ask and our
01:21:27
think chopra people think about you and
01:21:29
me what will the masters think what are you standing on
01:21:34
sifting sifting I tell you and
01:21:36
more carefully convenient network studied
01:21:40
and feeling I understand it’s your fault why
01:21:43
I’m sewing I definitely see you and you see it’s
01:21:46
strange how to receive you know that comrade
01:21:52
lieutenant conclusion if you don’t help her don’t interfere
01:21:55
at least and now it’s time to discuss the
01:21:59
thieves
01:22:00
who holds a shovel like that well, in general, you
01:22:05
translate to the colonel that in
01:22:07
half an hour we have lunch and then a concert, so to speak,
01:22:11
show show so Well, they found nothing and my
01:22:25
girlfriend got dirty, well, how they were arguing, there’s
01:22:28
nothing, so dial the laser,
01:22:31
you can’t bring it between us, we’ll do a bunch of things to do for
01:22:33
men, this means placing it, don’t
01:22:35
translate it, also the uterus, do you even understand
01:22:38
how much it didn’t cost Nikolaevich, here you’ll
01:22:40
have time to
01:22:41
go to my dear American
01:22:48
friend
01:22:49
thais colonel topsa decide to give me
01:22:54
this watch instead of your lost ones and at
01:22:56
home transfer serge camry fabrics to
01:23:00
thompson awesome call
01:23:02
that this is the first of your youth jedi here you go
01:23:09
our russian watch was yours i give
01:23:13
you these
01:23:17
it is good and not shockproof and waterproof itself
01:23:24
but leather jerboa this kind of thing holds
01:23:27
water well it's the most look here
01:23:31
I saw it here the name is written shmatko
01:23:33
besides the last name I remember shmatko and now there is
01:23:38
no brush shmatko
01:23:43
shaky I taught and call Thomson a summary of
01:23:49
shmatkov let's meet at the concert
01:24:01
passed sorry blood had to
01:24:07
throw something I felt that when I started doing it, I would
01:24:09
feel a long time to do something, I
01:24:11
tore it from my heart, I didn’t expect such a couple from you,
01:24:14
where did you come from, let me remind you that he will
01:24:20
then connect and turn it over, there is a
01:24:22
uterus written below, pick up the numbers under the last name, yes, this is
01:24:24
my mobile phone number,
01:24:26
Turks, I’ll only get lost here for yesterday,
01:24:29
which is not All I have left is
01:24:33
to sharpen my eyes, two,
01:24:37
because it’s thick,
01:24:39
empty, empty, it’s normal to do something
01:24:45
sticky, pancakes, what’s mine and Tomsk
01:24:55
said recently
01:24:59
[music]
01:25:06
get ready, jaws will flow from everywhere,
01:25:09
they said it will be an amateur performance from the
01:25:11
women’s equipment, you’ll catch up with your dad’s teeth
01:25:15
and took the bus, the women were brought by comrade
01:25:27
soldiers and officers and foreign guests, we are
01:25:32
starting our festive concert
01:25:33
dedicated to Defender of the Fatherland Day, the
01:25:37
leadership of the unit has prepared
01:25:40
a surprise for you, today
01:25:43
those without whom this holiday would not make
01:25:47
sense will perform for you, those whom we are called upon to protect,
01:25:50
first of all, our guests are
01:25:54
city equipment sewing college
01:25:57
meet voynitskiy I have a shame and
01:26:05
if she’s scared I don’t care I’ve already scored
01:26:14
[applause]
01:26:25
this
01:26:26
is what girls can do
01:26:30
[applause]
01:26:33
[music]
01:26:42
team I’m saying that I’m on the far left damn it
01:26:47
like at the dacha buy gobanov
01:26:50
sorry you scored I wonder how long it’s not
01:26:54
studying
01:26:55
send a table
01:27:02
[music]
01:27:05
let's understand
01:27:07
[music] do
01:27:19
n't translate
01:27:21
[music] let's
01:27:25
fly into something lettuce I don't see any joy
01:27:27
[music]
01:27:29
I think they were expecting nothing else they'll wait
01:27:35
now the students will go
01:27:41
[music]
01:27:44
ah [
01:27:52
music]
01:27:57
ah
01:27:59
[applause]
01:28:14
I'm waiting for anyone carried
01:28:16
dial the cooking song the authority is sung
01:28:21
[applause]
01:28:23
[music]
01:28:29
[music]
01:28:37
[applause]
01:28:44
[music]
01:28:45
[applause]
01:28:48
let me look for the dawn Nikolayevich
01:28:51
didn’t go to the concert there they say
01:28:54
they brought such students from me I think you know
01:28:58
what kind of concept there is yes that means if he
01:29:02
gave 20 what you can’t guess, a
01:29:06
flask with a
01:29:08
pacifier green understood about korra the goods for
01:29:12
yours
01:29:13
and let me skip the goods for now service
01:29:17
nothing I wanted to ask you advice one
01:29:21
in short so a friend found me a very
01:29:24
expensive watch what do you have to do with me I’m a
01:29:28
friend of the tiger one found an expensive watch or something
01:29:31
like nothing you took that you are my one
01:29:33
and only friend, truly unique,
01:29:35
I have another group only in
01:29:37
civilian life you don’t know but what but in short
01:29:40
this friend he knows in short and chips and
01:29:47
then suddenly a week later that one who
01:29:53
lost his watch, so my friend comes up to him
01:29:57
and says, take my
01:30:00
watch as a gift in return for the one you lost,
01:30:02
rather than carry it, I promise you, he
01:30:07
gave him the watch,
01:30:08
you touch it because he lost both,
01:30:11
here he’s thinking about what to do with those that the elevator
01:30:14
found, well so what, well, I think he
01:30:20
should return the watch or watch
01:30:23
100 what are you telling me your tactical
01:30:28
home forgot, I understand,
01:30:31
listen, but someone doesn’t return from
01:30:36
this, what’s mine, what do I have to do with it, I’m talking
01:30:38
about each other who got it
01:30:41
100 he’s already worried about what to do he’s
01:30:43
nervous, you know, by the way he
01:30:44
could advise that well, what a fool who’s a fool there ultra
01:30:50
found and found something to worry about
01:30:54
and what kind of cancer he has a conscience
01:30:56
understood
01:30:59
[music]
01:31:28
[music]
01:32:11
sorry you didn’t change not the cheeks and color of me
01:32:15
[music]
01:32:16
they are now you got me
01:32:19
here,
01:32:20
why didn’t you tell me that you speak
01:32:24
Russian
01:32:25
[music]
01:32:29
let’s continue with me
01:32:30
[music]
01:32:33
this is fiber
01:32:37
but
01:32:38
mine
01:32:39
is
01:32:42
[music]
01:32:49
well, at least we’re not one dance for you too,
01:33:01
you yourself again
01:33:02
[music]
01:33:04
children’s
01:33:07
socks Can I ask you for
01:33:11
a taste? My knowledge of Russian will remain between
01:33:13
us,
01:33:15
but why hide it? Leave it like that.
01:33:21
Take it out. I wouldn’t want
01:33:23
my work to interfere. It’s
01:33:26
so strange. I speak Russian all the time. I did
01:33:28
n’t notice that it bothered me.
01:33:33
When to hang around, let’s try to climb.
01:33:38
You needed information. which you
01:33:41
could not get in any other way, for example, about
01:33:45
how beautiful I am,
01:33:50
but I would like to ask for forgiveness,
01:33:54
oh well, this can be considered as a
01:33:57
compliment,
01:33:59
I didn’t know then that
01:34:02
yes, nothing somehow they say to you, mine was
01:34:05
not for me, it was even pleasant
01:34:07
[music ]
01:34:09
wow, you
01:34:12
speak Russian really well, in fact, I have a
01:34:16
Russian forum
01:34:17
and don’t you think it’s too
01:34:20
loud here to continue the conversation
01:34:25
[music]
01:34:28
and we trust your ears.
01:34:32
[music]
01:34:45
well,
01:34:52
my grandmother was from near Bryansk
01:34:55
during the First World War, the family
01:34:57
moved to France, she told me a lot about
01:35:01
Russia about the harsh Russian
01:35:03
winters, security, today’s winter
01:35:08
cannot be called particularly harsh, especially the month of February,
01:35:09
well, it’s raining or snowing, that is,
01:35:12
the weather is not raining Let's be honest, there's something wrong, wait
01:35:22
a second, well, okay, why do
01:35:25
n't they say that, and it's interesting that they say in your notebook, so
01:35:28
that you only
01:35:30
write down jargons as you said, I
01:35:36
generally write down jargons, then words that
01:35:38
I've never heard before, so
01:35:40
what are they, for example, well It’s interesting
01:35:42
that you heard something new in our part,
01:35:45
but for example, the words
01:35:50
to lean against
01:35:53
[music] the
01:35:54
heart said in the bathhouse
01:35:56
he was drunk, he blurted out
01:36:00
let’s go,
01:36:10
so in fact you don’t want to
01:36:12
lean against me, in your opinion, what
01:36:15
a golem and how much I want even very
01:36:25
right here where 7
01:36:28
well didn’t your grandmother tell you
01:36:31
about the custom in Russia
01:36:35
sash
01:36:36
on the nose
01:36:38
who the
01:36:41
cow doesn’t
01:36:44
care about let’s
01:36:47
[music]
01:36:49
wait here something is so nonsense
01:36:54
[music]
01:37:00
so let’s sign up more closely or you
01:37:02
just can’t turn shmatko inside
01:37:08
the defense didn’t ride the colonel
01:37:10
what could you don’t ask especially the
01:37:12
colonel above mine
01:37:15
I was found in the bathhouse
01:37:20
right under the bottom shelf the
01:37:21
watch the swatch watch
01:37:26
from this hill she herself is reaching for the new ones
01:37:30
and not having hers she doesn’t need hers and hers
01:37:33
than she said that it’s yours I’m not her Thomson
01:37:36
translated I’m singing I'm singing it's boiling.
01:37:39
Roerich A.V. [ __ ] besides
01:37:52
I smiled closer
01:37:56
[music]
01:38:00
come wash April with my aunt's T-shirt I
01:38:04
never thought that I
01:38:06
would have something with Russian officers and I never
01:38:10
thought that I would ever know what a
01:38:12
real French kiss is
01:38:14
but actually it was you who kissed me
01:38:19
but In my opinion, you didn’t resist
01:38:24
how I could resist then
01:38:26
the element
01:38:29
. I’m a little bit, but here’s a
01:38:32
dollar mask like in Brazilian,
01:38:35
but it didn’t flow down the jasov course, the gift of haze,
01:38:39
I look, you’ve already been to this class in
01:38:40
English, I’m stop loss, what yes, there’s a whitebait, I
01:38:45
say, yes, nothing, well, it seems that it’s gone by
01:38:49
who brought the machine gun, they didn’t find it
01:38:57
at all, this is our time And

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