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00:00:00
[music]
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Poltava region here in the villages to
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find out everything about a person you don't need to go
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to the SBU, you can just walk down the street
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and how can it be otherwise if everything is rotten
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near Poltava, such sociable people lived
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I sent a woman to earn money
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from
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[music]
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come on Vitya wild What Alya Don't you dare die
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you give me more money You will blame me I know what to
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do
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I didn't understand what you are
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doing here What happened What What Can you now
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partially call me mom yes life is your
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salvation You almost drowned in the river, but
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Sashko saved you anyway, godfather. What the
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hell did you climb in there, I was the one who
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drowned the cats, howl, it didn’t take that long,
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Mr. Precinct, this guy
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saved my life. I don’t even know
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how to
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thank you. I was just doing my job.
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to
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thank you, I will
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come up with something. People, people, their billions, their
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billions, who do you know near Poltava, everyone is very
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beautiful, I am well done, attention, Yarynka, Poltava, a
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girl, she is as good as a kalyushka, the filling
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Yurchik is such a good vegetable, Yarynka
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keeps it with her own hands, next to them, a walking
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problem in the best man for everything there is an idea and a scheme, the
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local precinct process is controlled, but
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when Vera does not care about people, people, their
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billions, their billions, and where will anyone die
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near Poltava, everyone is very
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good, well done, and then she takes this
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doctor with milk and pours the milk on herself.
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you
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No, of course, I am grateful to you. Well, you could
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wait a couple of seconds,
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and
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what are we doing here anyway? Do you want me to
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write a statement to the river? Well,
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look, I saved your life. Yes, Yes.
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And you can make my life easier in return. I give
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it out. No,
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I’m not the only one. There are many people in the village and I can’t
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control everything. It would be good if someone
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told me different things,
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what exactly. Well, what did he see, what did he hear, what does he
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know?
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And you need a rat in the village, I don’t
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know if such a [ __ ] can find one.
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I saved
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my life so that I'm in trouble, no, no, no, why, why,
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right away, I'm in trouble, wee, well, why are
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you a conscientious
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citizen? Well, it sounds better than
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the dead, the dead,
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the dead, you know what, Mr. Precinct, I
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never said anything bad to anyone
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[music]
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but maybe I'll dig a garden for you better,
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huh? I
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don't owe anyone Vitya,
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but you, you owe me
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your
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life,
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okay, but you know, I really, really don't
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like it,
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well, let's
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start pretending that you yourself pulled him out of the river,
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yes, yes, my Sasha, he's such a
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hero, listen wait, he said that
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we are not going to the sea because he can't swim, he
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must have learned But this year you will
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definitely go, they finally brought vodka,
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put it under the counter today is
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tractor driver's day and I only have 30 liters
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left and that's for them for an hour and that's it oh
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Be sweet, Vera. And why is a bottle without
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excise duty, it’s like palona vodka, and what’s more, it’s
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palona, ​​by the way,
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kremenchukka, it’s almost a state producer,
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only without a license, but your conscience doesn’t
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bite you for anything, it has to bite me. I
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keep money offshore or whatever. I'm just
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worried, I don't want Yurchyk to drink all the bad stuff,
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what's the bad stuff right away, you can see the sediment after
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two hours, it will settle down and be no worse than the
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original one. And Petro connected to the
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electricity bypassing the
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meter, moreover, after a
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quarrel with his neighbor, he did what he
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could he has it hanging
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now At the neighbor's Aha, yes,
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and Stepan, by the way, is also a guttersnipe,
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this hryvnia didn't want to borrow it Ugh,
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so write it down to Stepan In the living room
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straight yes yes yes yes yes yes yes oh that's
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enough for now, there are
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cigarettes And you, well, yes, yes, Vitya
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if you were captured by the Germans in World War II,
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they wouldn't be happy about you, what's up,
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okay, I'll go
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fine people, and you can be
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free for now, so you
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'll fine them all. And you thought, why should
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I write a book with this information, that's
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all it's because of me, do
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n't worry, it's not you, I won't
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[applause]
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[music]
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give you up, God grant that those who can hear, Lord, do
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n't
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scare me. What are you doing?
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stole the denomotives. Where did he hide the
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participants of the Battle of Psychics, full of
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idiots, they say that he
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sold his soul to the devil, well, this guy doesn’t have
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any psychic abilities. Yeah, he doesn’t. Mykolyn’s
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grandfather hid from the Germans in the
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basement for a whole
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year. The precinct officer came, climbed into the basement,
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confiscated all the moonshine and quietly
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left You don't say he didn't sell any
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soul to the
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devil, so I
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gave them all In the
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sense,
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I was a cop,
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krysachekakachekai WSTO
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from
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you
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and Ah, you fell, come here, now I'll change it up,
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come here
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for sausage, you don't need
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bread or canned food.
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bottles
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[applause]
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burned happy day tractor driver
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[music]
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you are a believer Hello Hello did you hear
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today the best man saved Well done Well done Thank you
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for saving my debtor platopromozheny
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Well yes but But that's not all good
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news
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Vera I've been
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thinking for a long time Today is such a day Please come out
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here and Close your eyes. I'm
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ready. Listen
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[music]
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carefully. I'm confiscating this
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duty-free alcohol from you. It's for your own
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good. I'm all gone. Oh, you
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bastard, Lord, how did you know about him?
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What exactly did he say? Yes, let's say it's
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yours. life now belongs to me and you
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will do whatever I say, damn right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right now, my boredom after the wedding, okay, get out, Mukhtar, so what are we? I think you will have to surrender soon.
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no no
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great then in short we will cut off your tongue
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so that you won't be able to tell anything
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Your handwriting is so bad no one
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will understand anything so I don't like the idea very much
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maybe they will crack it with a shovel and you will
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forget everything, well, there is no other course of action There is,
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but it is very good that we not the Scyllian
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Mafia, right now we would be standing in a zaptana
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basin with our
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feet
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Oh precinct,
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but
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hey, I'm a little busy, no, my
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memory hasn't failed Yes, I remember, they saved my
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life, now I'll
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have to run to him in a shorter time
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Aha,
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and you, this Godfather, repaint the bucket in a different
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color and Don't tell me which one, just in
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case.
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It's good to do something with this pavlik about
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Frost, sausage, bread, stew, mayonnaise, and a
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bottle of vodka, or maybe all that
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snack, and without vodka, there's no more
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vodka, the vodka is finished,
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who did you hand me in?
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What's a bottle without? Excise tax is that
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hot vodka. I'm just worried. I don't
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want Yurchik to
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drink all the bad stuff. I'm sure she ruined
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my tractor driver's day.
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It's me again. I'm a wire-wipe
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what did you tell your garbage man about the
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neighbor's chicken, which Yurchik and I
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put on a barbecue yes, yes, and the best defense is not
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falling, she ran here with a fake
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story about her chicken and you think I
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will forget what you told the precinct about the
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box of burnt vodka I have under
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the counter, unlike you I
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didn't betray anyone, this is probably God's punishment for you, but
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you sacrificed your friendship to the council so that
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Sashko would receive some unfortunate prize,
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a liar, Baba Bazarna,
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let's dance.
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Hello, this is the editorial office of the newspaper
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Poltava Visnyk. I have
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sensational
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information for you. In our village, a very
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talented district officer Ugu I even
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came up with the name Poltava
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Colombo in short. Leave me a place on the
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first page and I'll call you back
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Uhu
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Thank you Vitya
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Vityunechka How are you?
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You're not hungry, maybe you need something.
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If you give me 10 UAH for
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ice cream right now, you'll be right alone, like my
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grandma, we need today we
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need to work a little bit to neutralize the
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professor Mariarti of our village yes
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Tell me everything you know about Yurchik
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what About kuma But for nothing Let me
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tell you better about my mother-in-law so Koro
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Vitya judging by what you told
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about your mother-in-law, she should be at the top of all
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lists Interpol And by the way, I was
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at her house today and I didn't see
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any Koreans assembling a nuclear
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bomb in the basement. I knew enough that you wouldn't turn
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Yurchik up, so here Yurchik will turn
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himself in. Let's take off your
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shirt.
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prohibited by the Geneva
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Convention And in general, you are like a grandmother and you are
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like a
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best man,
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Vera Well, this is too much, put it down, I
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told you. Know that I have been here for six months. I have
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Sasha, among other things, nailing the cornice.
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the rat
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has started, then you want to say that the rat
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is me, what a guess you are, by the way, the phrase
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militia with the people It's about you
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precinct officer and not about me T Listen, let's
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go to him and we'll ask which one of us is the
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rat, let's find out where to hide you
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and whether or not to eat it's legal to hide boiled corn. It's
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better to hide it. All the more, she's a
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neighbor's. God forbid, Kuma.
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Damn you, you're going to cry, and I already thought that
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this Galimimen menotaur was coming for her. The
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neighbor's nickname,
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but none the
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less. Well, listen, Kuma, I
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suddenly became very
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interested in what you did last
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Tuesday. And that was when our neighbor
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Ivan, who owed me money,
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some bad people were eating corn during the day.
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Yes, I remember how now grandma Marusya
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can't sow the garden for herself. And I
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just happened to have a free moment and I
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decided to help
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sow the
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garden. why did I read how to hack the
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neighbor's wi-fi if there is no one in this village to
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hack Good day Peter Peter to
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you Faith is good And to you Yarynka
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No I didn't understand but I understood I understood everything that
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already yesterday you told me
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that through my wi-fi yours the tomatoes
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were covered in stains. Well, they were covered. And
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today the precinct is shutting down my internet
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because I signed up for the post office. Coincidence. I don't
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think it's for sure. She's like that. Yes, it's
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not me. Well, maybe they handed you in at the post office. They do
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n't even know that they have internet.
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Maybe it's Vera Dada, she never
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liked that you order products online
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from her. So, this is how
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the experts started here. What, where, when,
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who, and how. Let's go to the station and find out
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everything about our host.
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I realized that our
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precinct officer was sent to us by
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heaven and it’s a pity that I’m not as
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perfect as he is,
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best man, I owe you
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a confession. I have a stolen battery from the
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village council. What do you have?
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What have you forgotten? He listens to us,
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and the precinct officer
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will find it because it’s in
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I'm in the shed and tomorrow I'll give it up for
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scrap metal, what are you doing,
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what am I saving your
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life? Oh, we
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can talk about everything. Yes, the precinct officer is already on the
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way, look, the
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precinct officer is flying here right now,
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while he's looking for a battery
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that doesn't exist in principle, you understand, you
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'll go and you will cut off the brakes on his neck, why did they
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decide to beat him and
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kill him somewhere, I decided to make you flowers
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correctly Well, think about it, the precinct officer,
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disappointed that he did not find batteries here, will
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go to his precinct and without brakes,
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he will drive into the river.
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you are
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geniuses,
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where did you put her, but I don’t understand what you are talking about,
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I have one nuance, I swim like a fig,
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but for the sake of Freedom, I am ready for
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anything, our Horseman without brakes, come on,
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Htnder, run to the
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river, it’s strange, I
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can’t understand where you
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got it, sir, what should be there some kind of battery,
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well, I had
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such a dream, sir, a partial dream, this is an unreliable
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informant for you By the way, this manta has
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n't been done recently, no, what, nothing, I just
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asked, Well, it's time for you, it's time for you to go
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to the police station, let's go to the police station, let's
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go to Vera first, I'll visit her strike
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tractor driver
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Oh, how can he trust that, that’s that, that’s the other
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side, and under the
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hill, maybe you don’t need to go there, there’s no river there,
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Mr. Precinct Officer, open it, just do
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n’t tell Sasha anything about the key,
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he thinks he’s lost it, but who do
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I ask, Mr. Oh, that’s
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all.
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where could he be? Or maybe he
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was warned by his grocer's informant that we were going,
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and how could I do this in your opinion
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if you didn't walk away from me like
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Grandma Ganya from
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the TV, in short, until the precinct officer
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returns, I'm not
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going anywhere from here, I'm a fool too on the computer of
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the social network on the monitors
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yoki-paka damn now I understand what a
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jump with a flip-flop is a jump from a flip-flop with a
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flip a trick that is difficult
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not only to do but also
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to pronounce
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ku We're all good, we killed the
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precinct officer I don't want to go to prison I don't know how to
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do eyes sharpening Well, there will be no
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chess and soft
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sculpting. He is alive, but now
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it is not clear
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to you,
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Kapets, he is alive, but now it is not clear whether to be
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happy or sad, godfather, let's
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know what, let's
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take him to the police station now, pour a
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bottle of vodka into him, he will wake up in the morning,
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nothing will remember and think that
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he himself crashed his motorcycle, and what,
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what happened to the head of the village?
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Come on,
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I'll get the fascist a grenade,
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so I'll play for him, let's make
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a heavy zara. And this cop paradox is a
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belly. There's no belly, it weighs 100 kg anyway.
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What happened I don't know, we're walking down the street,
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we're looking at a lying
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policeman, maybe he's drunk, yes, Sasha, yes, yes, yes, it's me,
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Virochka, yours is Vitya,
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you're there,
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it's good, because we still have a lot of
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work to do now. I'll rest a little and we
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'll continue.
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And I’m
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going to fine Grandpa Petro. I think
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you finally had the opportunity to
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shoot in real life. That’s where
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Sashko hides his report card in the wash basin, then
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he framed me.
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What do you mean by fining
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everyone? Do you want Ana? Help me quickly,
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take him. You put it in
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the name of the residents of our village.
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We find you guilty of exceeding your
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official authority, owning your
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own slave, inciting enmity
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between the population of the village, and even worse, disrupting the
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day of the tractor driver in our village. I award
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you 15 days of imprisonment.
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it seems to me that the day of the tractor driver has not yet
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been lost

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