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[music]

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hello to all subscribers of the Ural

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dumplings channel, friends, it’s my birthday today

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and it’s customary to

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give gifts on your birthday, but today I’ll give

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you a gift, I’ve collected the best numbers in my

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opinion with me in one big concert, in

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general, turn it on, look, of course, not

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all the numbers are there which I would like to

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show you because there are a lot of them, about

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58,000, but look at these today and

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maybe your mood will rise, in

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general, we are waiting for my birth, subscribe

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to the channel and I went to celebrate

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[music]

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if you don’t remember what happened yesterday,

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then everything happened yesterday

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carefully carefully we come in Kolya

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quietly quietly

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[music]

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[applause]

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our apartment you and I live here my

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remember no I don’t remember

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cozy so cozy yes here’s the sofa your

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favorite sofa remember no I don’t remember

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which edge I like to sit on but you

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can see the hole

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after right I level to oh how conveniently it

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came to the form 100 to remember no, I didn’t

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remember and

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we live alone

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practically

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in the next apartment my mother lives

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my mother remember your mother

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no I don’t remember

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Natasha

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already took our trapeze artist from the hospital

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yes

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he’s you’re kidding me he’s for you,

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the attic actually fell because of me, you

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sent him there, but who was it already

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to send a hornet’s nest there

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or to do

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[applause] I don’t

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remember mom, he doesn’t remember anything at all,

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he hit his pashka, he forgot everything,

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forget about the speakers, he didn’t know anything

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in short, the doctors say that temporarily you need to

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place him in a familiar environment and

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then his memory will return to a familiar

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environment, well, of course,

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Nikolai, I

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want another one, he beat me up, I’m afraid, the name is

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that mom, I’m burning for you very seriously, everything, and

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for 10 years I trained and trained of

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this up, the ungrateful pig

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bought it in general What are you saying,

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okay, you’re alive, alive, but now think about

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what to do with it, where do they hand them over? You do

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n’t need to ask anyone anywhere, you need to

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dent the person, you don’t need to

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protect anything, as you don’t need to, well, like

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a cat,

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I rolled back to the factory settings,

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they called reflash and that’s all I need

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Nikolai Astrov hello since you

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remember me no not remembering Tamara

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Igorevna cookie your favorite

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unconsciousness every day

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you say compliments be proud every week

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flowers gifts for me as you are afraid you

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adore me he and she also your wife how

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you adore just like some kind of

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nightmare for a beggar and don’t do housework

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you allow absolutely everything yourself you vacuum

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the dishes you wash you do the laundry right here they are

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all full everything she’s great for you yes yes yes yes

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yes I’m

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just amazed Sergei Veli what kind of

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person is like Daga’s alpine

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man all the styles already what what style are

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you seriously Sergei Gena from my husband then

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your father-in-law,

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but you and him, he doesn’t really

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dislike you,

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why

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because you don’t go fishing with him, you don’t

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know him and don’t like him, maybe because you do

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n’t drink cognac with him,

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you don’t like drinking at all,

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you don’t like you only like to work afterwards and

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I remembered that it seems to me that you don’t like

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housework,

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it’s wrong from I remember how

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wrong it is, I’m telling you how correct

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everything that my beloved aunty says is

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correct, I remember with you our fellow

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edius pro

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then they really don’t care about vacuuming there, so I’ll

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get used to it now I’ll come Tasha, what can I

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do to make him remember, okay,

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sit down, you sit down, remember everything, and

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what if you’re a miracle, you don’t remember

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that you’re my lazy one,

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I’m boarding your schooner,

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it’s about pirates,

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I have something, although yes, even if I forgot my mother, these

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two minutes, you’ll never remember

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our first time, I don’t even remember,

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no, I don’t remember, let’s remember, come on,

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my room is like parents at the dacha.

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varum the bald is playing from the tape recorder

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this act

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you are my dreams oh here comes pa pa

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pa pa pa pa

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let's go we don't believe it

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but now I have nothing against it

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of course that time I broke his arm he does

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n't remember anyone nor not Nikolay

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I've heard about your problem but who are you and the

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resident Sergei Gilevich gia major

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Natalya's father but where can we get out of this your father-

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in-law

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it's me and you not very much yes

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you don't like me

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Tamara came by

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came in the memory of the man returned

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Yashchenko my beloved has been helping me for

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a long time yes that

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means the longitude of minutes and 33 minutes in

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not yet everything is lost, however, Natasha, however, we'll have

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some cognac, theory, let's go, we'll put you in a

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familiar environment, wait, no

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need, mom put such good updates on it,

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but Katsyv, hackers, you

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don't even know that torture is prohibited by the

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international convention,

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well, let's not go crazy with you, I do

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n't drink, I don't I love three minutes and

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all the basic instincts in a person have been burned out, it’s

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simple,

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so come on, Nikolai,

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everything your mother-in-law said, all this is

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misinformation, I understand, come on,

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only my beloved mother-in-law is correct, the

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official position is correct, my

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favorite carcass, let’s have a drink, no, I don’t

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like drinking at all, so what is it— then

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come on Natalya rush around how can we

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bring photos from fishing let him

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see how he doesn’t drink

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well a

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ton of

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plan such a plan for you

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but such a military operation

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needs to be started years plan

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there is no plan Sergei Gennadievich

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such large-scale exercises to start Nikolai the

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plan is needed this fool or what? yes, I was

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just kidding the hospital Natasha

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believed home the goods had arrived Igor she

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believed I thought how cool it was that no one had

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past mistakes without remembering

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I once also started playing and what and everything I

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had to get married

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fill in everything yes yes no of course that is the

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official position

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Sergey and no well how about you - will you help me

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settle this all new thing, I just

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mean we’ll do it this way, we’ll do it like this, you’re being stupid, you’re being

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stupid, and I’ll gradually and

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carefully

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sort everything out. I understand everything, let’s call

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the operation, it means like a tornado, a

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tornado, they’re twisting

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a photo of

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oh-oh, the Maya puppy has arrived, my beloved,

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what the hell glass of qte in hands

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muscle memory has returned,

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it means Tamara Natalya

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Nikolay’s memory is all right, he was

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just joking, not funny Nikolay

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doesn’t bring it and neatly

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[applause]

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we combined leaving her galai I

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promised you a tornado,

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here it is in

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Russia without

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[applause] [music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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gift certificate

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amounts don't look at

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the gift bought rates

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rates on the roof

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speedup

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you hoverboards my promised

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hoverboard promised you will

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behave normally all year remark you won't

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have any remark we'll figure it out miracle you're

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distracting me let's set the

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table warbler I’ve already prepared everything for

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the bed and here are two more salads in total it

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turns out 12 save you didn’t notice

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hello dear daddy how good it is

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that you came we will give each other

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gifts and I almost forgot I

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ironed all your shirts so that you will be the

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most favorite fashionista daddy in the world

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how much does it cost from gyros

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29800 awesome

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ranch there are no ideal people

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especially in our family

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daddy let's go to something

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look which shirt you

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like better this one this one or you give a

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cart sulak this one is good how it

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suits you daddy this shirt is right the color of

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your eyes

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will put on

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something with this, the park smells like acetone,

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the colors of the ring, yeah, men saw you in

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the garages, taking into account acetone, sniff that without

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a man in this case, you, what a surprise, it

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was poison, the carburetor took three months to your car with

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acetone so that your car

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would start like a watch, your

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father stopped it look at me, you

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mother, you don’t wash your pants, I’m

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going to carbon daddy, I

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found the pants in the trash and put them on so as not to

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stain the ones that you gave me for my

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birthday five years ago, I

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remember well, and I also redecorated my room

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and re-glued the wallpaper

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of the beatings and keys and I, you took the money, wallpaper,

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stole, didn’t steal anywhere, I was just washing

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dishes in the school canteen,

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so wait, that’s where we get the meat, it’s

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fresh,

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I was just saving money from lunches to

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buy meat so that our family would be well-fed

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and happy, and we are the best family in

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the world daddy daddy daddy I'll go to the

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entrance I'd better wash it because in

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half an hour I've probably already left them winter

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winter

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nights Mr. Spinney

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what do you think then think how the windows

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clean helped

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I can see all the lullabies but I've

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never seen anything they started if

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take a closer look Podolsk I see

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about a gift - you're thinking about a gift, but I

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think from the old six you can pull out the rear

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driveshaft along with the wheels, you can

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show it at first it hurts seriously

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seriously I'll pretend that the patient

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will regret me and stop thinking according to

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Brodsky's dark he will resuscitate you in two

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counts he's looking after his grandmother for

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six months already twice and pulled me out of the other

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world with an ordinary iron,

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now we find out

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the floor, Mommy Olya, health problems for you and

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thanks for the grandson, every day I have

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enough floors washes the sauna top such a dream I

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can come up with, so the balcony is so

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insulated with something from the heat like in a sauna

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now

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they are in

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education then the noise maybe we

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’ll give him a gift for the golden grandson this is for the new

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year this is a hoverboard then in half let’s

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chip in 29800 each

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, you seemed to promise to give it or oops well

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and you are innocent I gave this spin-off

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top 5 received these spinners

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insert to bye Alexis,

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what does mom say, that's what to say back

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formally says the main one will pull

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chopped

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fuchs 3 times the whole entrance has been cleaned and shines

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now like new

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words she'll talk like man to

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man well, what do you have there in this class,

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what do they all have hoverboards to fly or something,

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dad doesn't have a hoverboard it’s not just me

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and the class teacher who has a

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smart adult in the car, these

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toys don’t need a slipper because they do

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n’t even have a unicycle

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car for a gift. in my car there is no one in my car,

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neither is there a pack of studies in demand, how did I collect the

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deposits to pull the end of me when to do

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the general gurochka I looked at the

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hoverboard on the shelves there is no hoverboard on the shelves

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there is no storage room there is no means the car

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and I find out I’m

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my miracle, people, adults have

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such situations that what - I came up with it,

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it means I fantasized about it in volume 1, but there’s

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no money, daddy, when I made the burka,

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I arranged these books in alphabetical order, I

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found all of your stashes and

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put the booklet three musketeers, there’s enough for 2

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hoverboards,

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I already forgot, I ordered the hoverboard by

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mail right here directly in this in

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Taiwan, oh daddy Taiwanese, I need two

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times of a road tear daddy with a

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stabilizer from these reformers there,

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and the main thing is that that unity that the

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Russian post, you know how it works, he

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may not arrive today and may

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not get to Dima at all, order number I I myself

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will track send ferries power

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download there simple there a123 there it is 654

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there hey we will tell everyone like this

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thank you thank you daddy thank you

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very much thank you girl hello

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hello dear busy the hoverboard

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comes from Taiwan that the order number is 123 and

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6547 as there are no mustaches the

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bastards of wool are shameful I my favorite

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daddy,

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this beat the expense and

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daddy don’t worry everything is fine I

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haven’t lived for years like a slave I plow like a horse

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I will find you corolla

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I will find you

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Russia

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which no one will ever find

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take and go through the

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blue box of your mail

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your watch with I will send the boxes

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people's words today expenses

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favorite hoverboard in the warehouse and

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Sema have

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just

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already found it

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[applause]

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oh how good daddy was found your

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hero

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cute girl go away delivery address

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let's clarify

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[applause]

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well what are you rewarding me

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already changed

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oh girl how good thank you very much

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please tell me what's the payment payment

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on the spot in this place, daddy will pay for everything,

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really, in a small bag,

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daddy will pay for everything, I want to feel

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bad, oh mommy, daddy, I feel bad,

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give me an iron

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[applause]

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oh, how good it is that daddy is doing well

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[music] the

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children of the director of the highway have dimples on their cheeks,

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so let’s do it again Titovoy

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1 excavator digs a trench at a speed of 5

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meters per hour to call tomorrow or in the morning

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so you and I agreed

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until the task you decide to sleep you will not go

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agreed

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write

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1 excavator who is a digger you know the step

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earthen policeman

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there is no land cop cop from the word dig a

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person who he digs the earth and drips

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it at a speed of 5 meters per hour, draw

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through it, draw trenches 5 meters, how I

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finish drawing the red object, acceleration to 4 meters

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from the village on a piece of paper, draw a line, this is

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5 meters,

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so the first land stops with a count of

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several waited

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two

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thanks to

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Vilenkin N. I.

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heights read 1 excavator digs a trench

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at a speed of 5 meters per hour this is understandable

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and I even want to sleep half the first

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time we sit here solving problems I

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told you from school come math

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done do whatever you want I told you I

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cooked real and what didn’t you do

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? there was no need to tear me apart

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[applause]

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so you came home from school, what did you do

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and then you got some

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sleep,

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why was the beating and called it that again two

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diggers are digging a trench at the sites

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of fellow countrymen, a

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shock surgeon and an anesthesiologist are

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digging a trench

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why

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the operation was successful,

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one under anesthesia calculated the

00:22:36

other correctly section

00:22:37

because they didn’t study well at school,

00:22:40

so 1 was digging trenches at a speed of 5

00:22:43

meters per hour, the other 2 meters per hour, what are they

00:22:46

burying for Mia, then you became up

00:22:49

to the snake and that 15 meters per hour, the other 2

00:22:55

meters per hour means together how much they

00:22:57

dig how much 2 plus 5 how many

00:23:00

77 the problems have already been solved, he writes

00:23:04

77 why then the meter meters is correct 7

00:23:08

meters that 7 meters of the snake I can’t do it

00:23:11

anymore, go work with him yourself but it’s

00:23:13

impossible, it’s just impossible, well, what

00:23:16

can it be and not noah,

00:23:19

now I’m dad will help you a little, come on

00:23:23

began what kind of task

00:23:26

surgeons anesthesiologist like a snake then

00:23:31

[applause]

00:23:37

just wait this day a digger digs a

00:23:42

trench at a speed of 5 meters per hour 2 2

00:23:46

meters per hour how many meters trenchers

00:23:48

will dig in an hour and a half but the miracle is not

00:23:51

clear

00:23:52

[music]

00:23:54

let’s write before and

00:23:57

add now Shura lived a pen I want

00:24:00

him to understand everything stop whining let

00:24:04

's go how many diggers

00:24:09

diggers how many in 2

00:24:12

together they how many drip meters an hour 77

00:24:16

in an hour seed in an hour and a half

00:24:19

you don't love me

00:24:24

what are you talking about

00:24:26

[music] why are you

00:24:32

making all this fuss like that let's go less often,

00:24:36

honey, on the nordic nordic nordic cake,

00:24:39

we'll have a cake, we'll have a cake, we'll all have

00:24:42

a break for the cake, quickly,

00:24:44

sous vide problem 6 so

00:24:47

who ate the cake, it

00:24:54

's destined, how did I know that it's half

00:24:56

past one in the morning, these diggers to the cake,

00:24:58

dredge

00:25:02

everything instead of the cake, what we want, we're waiting, we

00:25:05

want instead of the cake hamburger everything

00:25:08

now dad will go for a hamburger

00:25:11

at a speed of 5 meters per hour

00:25:16

it was smoky I’m not going anywhere yes I’m on my

00:25:19

own right now do something

00:25:22

tight there’s something else hello neighbors

00:25:26

hello galya and

00:25:28

you are solving problems about diggers solutions are

00:25:32

not yet what he would be

00:25:34

they also spent the whole evening deciding and our dad

00:25:39

got loose

00:25:40

[music]

00:25:55

there is no brother

00:26:02

when you decide and please my

00:26:05

wife called me okay come on everyone good luck then you need it there

00:26:08

please

00:26:10

okay the place is not yours dad is normal

00:26:12

now I decided let’s

00:26:15

take a deep breath it means in one hour they are digging

00:26:19

7 our meters in an hour and a half, no matter how much it

00:26:23

drips one and a half times more correct

00:26:27

correct

00:26:29

why did you eat the cake

00:26:32

I can’t do this with it one more

00:26:36

time one more time

00:26:40

7 meters of trench they dig in one hour

00:26:43

in an hour and a half

00:26:45

now I’ll film you and put you on the Internet

00:26:48

you’ll be popular like

00:26:50

girl with barrels of cucumbers

00:26:52

[applause]

00:26:54

trick study well then and

00:26:57

so they dig 7 meters of trench in one

00:27:00

hour in an hour and a half how much

00:27:05

8

00:27:07

wow it’s more interesting come on just more

00:27:11

9 more 10 more 11 less weighs

00:27:17

more 11 less you’re kidding me

00:27:21

between ten and eleven there’s something -the

00:27:25

paladin, by the way,

00:27:27

half-past ten, in a different way, this is how many

00:27:30

half-past ten is it late,

00:27:34

how long

00:27:36

until 10:30 so he’s sitting there telling

00:27:41

him to get married, big ones, come on, your father told

00:27:44

you

00:27:47

10 meters 30 centimeters

00:27:56

now there’s no reverse

00:27:58

[music]

00:28:02

clearly now the circle roared that you want a hoverboard

00:28:07

you'll study well, you'll get

00:28:09

a hoverboard, let's write the answer 10 meters 30

00:28:13

cm damn care I was told by a chik

00:28:16

ten and a half meters Natasha at night I

00:28:19

understand that it's possible I'll go to sleep well, about the

00:28:22

time no one will go to sleep actually that's what

00:28:24

your child can't do either task

00:28:26

to solve I already doubt why this is

00:28:29

such a tour muse and

00:28:33

I’m on the contrary pack 1 I don’t doubt at all that

00:28:35

it’s your son

00:28:39

so we write the answer ten and a half

00:28:42

meters will dig 2 diggers in an hour and a half it’s

00:28:50

difficult to write down no

00:28:52

well done

00:28:57

on geometry again

00:29:00

[applause]

00:29:03

[ music]

00:29:08

[applause]

00:29:13

[music]

00:29:15

girls, if on March 8 they brought me

00:29:18

breakfast in bed, don’t be upset,

00:29:20

maybe it’s already 9,

00:29:24

well, the general is at work, often the black

00:29:27

cat remains to wash the bed, finally,

00:29:29

aha, let’s do it for now,

00:29:32

he began the last jerk and

00:29:36

fight like they say,

00:29:39

yes, what is this, oh

00:29:42

my God, what kind of life is this, oh

00:29:45

my God, how tired am I of all this, how are they drying you

00:29:57

now, why are

00:30:01

you tired, I’m just saying, I’m tired, do

00:30:07

n’t do anything stupid,

00:30:10

how not to do it, I’ve been wanting to

00:30:12

do this for a long time, I’ve been wanting to do this for

00:30:14

a long time, well Yes, since spring, since spring, I’ve

00:30:19

just gotten tired of this dirt, well,

00:30:22

what kind of dirt are you on the bunk, he’s talking about me

00:30:26

or you, because I want to, then he whispered to push as hard as

00:30:30

he can, not only Vitka, everyone told me about

00:30:31

this already

00:30:33

in the morning, the clone’s mother came right in front of her,

00:30:36

so where do they know

00:30:40

Lesha Do you think I'm blind, I'm tired of

00:30:42

all these scams, do

00:30:45

I think so too,

00:30:47

just let him do it without divorces please,

00:30:50

whoever isn't nervous, Lesh, I was nervous

00:30:52

if you came and took it and did everything yourself,

00:30:56

I

00:30:59

still think you're the

00:31:03

5th really the smartest one among them

00:31:06

at first I wanted to go there, Pasha is doing his homework,

00:31:09

I decided not to interfere,

00:31:20

even so that no one would see, I

00:31:23

feel like it’s just a

00:31:26

700 report to look at, then there’s the twenty-

00:31:29

fifth floor, Lesh, let’s do it better,

00:31:32

let everyone look, okay, their mother,

00:31:35

let them also rejoice at the market, so

00:31:44

what’s the point?

00:31:46

there to rejoice that

00:31:49

only you know me perfectly well, you and I have

00:31:51

been living together for a lot of years, I’ll

00:31:54

hurt myself, but I’ll do it so

00:31:57

easily,

00:32:02

you’ll send a hand with these conversations, you’re

00:32:04

just delaying everything a long time ago,

00:32:06

everyone would have made complaints calmly to themselves and

00:32:12

the will of

00:32:14

my phone reached this there the correspondence

00:32:16

was read by Sasha Tire Mount Dolina,

00:32:19

what a Sasha Tire Filter, yes she is no

00:32:23

ksyusha,

00:32:25

this is a woman worked at a corporate event, she

00:32:28

came up to me and didn’t just kiss me, but I immediately

00:32:31

pushed him away from him with such a stubborn chest, so with

00:32:33

both hands, a paw, well, there’s

00:32:35

just a size 5 there, there’s simply nowhere

00:32:37

else to push it, and there in any case,

00:32:38

you end up with

00:32:40

things Ksyusha there 5 here 25 I beg you,

00:32:44

don’t jump

00:32:47

[music] do

00:32:48

you think that I wo

00:32:52

n’t put up with your mistakes for the rest of

00:32:55

my life,

00:32:59

you know what kind of mistakes

00:33:05

you found out about the salary, I found out, yes, well,

00:33:09

there, in general, I’m not I bring it all home to me and they

00:33:11

give me some more in an envelope

00:33:14

there is some part up to 6 how much the same amount

00:33:20

how much the same amount there is 2 times

00:33:23

more

00:33:26

with times more Ksyusha but but but but I don’t

00:33:30

spend it all on my card I’m

00:33:31

all wonderful wonderful and

00:33:34

We’ve been saving for a new phone for as long as I’ve been two

00:33:36

years old,

00:33:37

we’ll go tomorrow and buy a fur coat too, buy me a

00:33:41

fur coat, buy a fur coat, I bought 2 cars for my

00:33:44

wife, too, we’ll buy until I do

00:33:47

n’t hear, I’m just mentally standing there, I’m

00:33:50

choosing a model already,

00:33:58

and the salaries have been sorted out next, what’s

00:34:01

next, so I know what’s next and what

00:34:03

will I say that

00:34:06

our apartment is no longer mortgaged, I’ve

00:34:09

already saved up a mortgage from these envelopes, I’ve already

00:34:11

closed the mortgage

00:34:13

in my life, we’re growing up,

00:34:15

it’s great, hello, they’re already quietly

00:34:18

ticking, rest in peace, I understand, it’s very

00:34:23

slow, I’m just wildly sorry, you have a

00:34:26

bucket of the window fell out,

00:34:30

I don’t know if it will be useful to you or not, but my

00:34:33

car just got hit right 1,

00:34:36

please forgive me, it’s okay, we just

00:34:39

wanted to make a car setup in the yard

00:34:41

to activate my insurance

00:34:51

[laughter]

00:35:00

I was scared and thought of 5

00:35:08

[music]

00:35:10

and here I am when I’m worried, I have an

00:35:13

interesting idea at work, and

00:35:19

you just wash the windows, and

00:35:24

mine, and so the whole glass, well, the only

00:35:28

request is let’s do it without divorce, and what other times

00:35:31

will there be, why divorce it, only

00:35:33

tomorrow the phone will be new, the cars will

00:35:35

choose a show, in the end they will

00:35:38

divorce and I meant streaks

00:35:40

on the window so that without streaks, that's how

00:35:43

it will work out for you, now we have my window at home

00:35:51

[applause]

00:35:52

[music]

00:35:53

[applause]

00:35:55

[music]

00:35:57

[applause]

00:36:00

[music] the

00:36:02

Armenian cupid has Norman skewers instead of arrows

00:36:06

to kill and

00:36:08

no question

00:36:10

[music]

00:36:22

good evening here's Dick Aram hello what's

00:36:27

on your menu how is this a change in meaning if

00:36:32

what kind of dish of the day is there and

00:36:39

why is the dish of the day decent like

00:36:47

Vladik the

00:36:49

microphone works like Aram come on don't need

00:36:53

me anymore I'll take you to the grass already

00:36:56

if I break your arm I'll break

00:36:59

that dummy woman I accidentally woke up and

00:37:03

look how invitingly the

00:37:07

aram slurps at the stones frame

00:37:13

give me my crown I'm

00:37:15

just warning you she's already

00:37:17

ordered a second bottle like this and you know how

00:37:19

it is at the junction of course I know I even

00:37:22

call her Babu,

00:37:26

well, the

00:37:29

next song sounds especially for

00:37:33

the beauty at the fourth table from her

00:37:36

destiny, named Aram Vadik,

00:37:39

make a dragon like a brother 1

00:37:42

[music]

00:37:46

[applause]

00:37:52

from the windows of the restaurant on Beach Boulevard and

00:37:58

the music flies out, scaring the stupid people

00:38:03

at the next table,

00:38:05

you shake off the sexy gesture crumbs

00:38:09

with loose curls were

00:38:13

all such an awesome thing, how did

00:38:15

you become I don’t know, eat life from olives,

00:38:21

you lose mine

00:38:23

from one word, I’m baking my business back

00:38:28

. Donskoy

00:38:32

to remake and Ramdin

00:38:34

at prices I have my

00:38:39

[applause] Unified

00:38:41

State Exam over the whole world

00:38:44

separately

00:38:53

[applause]

00:38:55

[music]

00:39:07

[applause]

00:39:14

I noticed and

00:39:18

thank you very much

00:39:20

just a little more and it would have been

00:39:23

all in vain

00:39:25

baby became the last thing I saw in this

00:39:29

You’re relaxing in life, you didn’t plan at all,

00:39:33

but it looks like

00:39:36

you’re dancing well now, thank you, I unexpectedly

00:39:40

believe the importance, you just know the talent and

00:39:43

you can’t resist the talent at all, I’m inviting

00:39:46

the lady to dance

00:39:49

now, yes, I need to invite you right now, I’m

00:39:52

inviting wine to start, I’ll catch up,

00:39:57

don’t leave me alone, so that the aroma becomes

00:40:00

from the woman an

00:40:02

hour with a heart attack, I’ll agree and chase the

00:40:07

hookah teams, the silhouette is blurry, as if it’s

00:40:12

boring, and it pops up

00:40:14

like it’s going to break, but the igil doesn’t allow them

00:40:19

to move forward uncontrollably now,

00:40:24

even yes

00:40:25

[music]

00:40:27

and

00:40:28

and matiz

00:40:30

[applause]

00:40:31

help assad perlatum

00:40:34

and buy the body.

00:40:38

[music]

00:40:39

limit 1

00:40:43

[applause]

00:40:46

[music]

00:40:51

me

00:40:53

[music]

00:41:06

[applause]

00:41:23

this is Ram

00:41:27

the cherry on the cake pleasure

00:41:30

all the men stood in line to God for

00:41:33

strength, beauty and intelligence

00:41:35

aromatherapy touched near the women's line

00:41:38

for the cake you say that the goddesses

00:41:43

stretched the chakras

00:41:46

son agreed upon fact and he is an evil guy

00:41:49

said in the morning the

00:41:52

time will come to eat

00:41:58

on the topic

00:41:59

clearly

00:42:02

[music]

00:42:07

[applause]

00:42:17

good evening

00:42:19

who is having a heart attack here.

00:42:25

I opened it just in case,

00:42:31

the title is very menu, such a disgrace to you, beam,

00:42:34

as if I need everything soon, a false

00:42:38

call,

00:42:40

okay, they didn’t come for a heart attack, so don’t

00:42:44

let you go empty-handed, it’s

00:42:52

clear

00:43:08

[applause]

00:43:35

now you can apply for this on MTS one at a time

00:43:38

ward

00:43:40

[applause]

00:43:46

[music] in

00:43:47

childhood, the old woman lives under the bed and in

00:43:50

old age she sleeps next to her and

00:43:55

listen, a meter away tomorrow you have to get up early in

00:43:58

the morning,

00:44:00

you worked,

00:44:02

you can read a book

00:44:05

while I fell asleep, and

00:44:08

then you don’t even like that, you

00:44:12

don’t at all, you again strengthen your husband, I don’t services

00:44:17

if the princesses don’t snore

00:44:25

[music] [applause]

00:44:27

[music] the

00:44:32

princess doesn’t snore how

00:44:38

she does it

00:44:43

what she does it

00:44:47

[applause]

00:44:56

cult of them what are you snoring or a

00:45:00

flame

00:45:02

well not me

00:45:16

princess

00:45:21

but

00:45:23

a

00:45:24

[music]

00:45:29

and

00:45:31

the bear the

00:45:40

bear starts the KAMAZ

00:45:45

but

00:45:52

the bear ate the KamAZ 100

00:45:59

he is

00:46:10

healthy, don’t switch

00:46:16

see don’t turn on the city of hair and on the

00:46:19

board jack first start

00:46:24

[applause]

00:46:25

[music]

00:46:44

we are conducting our report from the

00:46:48

Formula 1 stands

00:46:59

but

00:47:01

I was thinking where should I do my moped

00:47:05

she ate it

00:47:14

[applause]

00:47:16

[ music]

00:47:21

whales

00:47:25

capital date harpoon

00:47:30

whales are very close

00:47:36

and

00:47:46

how much snow has fallen

00:47:59

I always dreamed of living in the taiga

00:48:13

the Far Eastern yaks are closing there are

00:48:16

four of them left

00:48:30

[music]

00:48:37

I can guess this melody from two but a

00:48:44

hang glider

00:48:47

[music]

00:48:50

these forever

00:48:53

and and

00:48:56

[applause]

00:49:00

and

00:49:03

[music] ]

00:49:14

woman I don’t need so much rice

00:49:17

we only rice they are not a goat

00:49:23

good

00:49:30

[music]

00:49:33

he himself later

00:49:36

[music]

00:49:37

is it true

00:49:39

[music]

00:49:52

he poked his head in

00:49:58

the princess doesn’t snore

00:50:03

now we’ll film how you don’t snore

00:50:06

tomorrow we’ll see together

00:50:13

[music]

00:50:21

[music]

00:50:38

interesting

00:50:53

[applause]

00:51:20

even though you got

00:51:22

some sleep

00:51:25

you smoke strengthened no the princess doesn’t snore

00:51:32

[applause]

00:51:40

[music]

00:51:43

[applause]

00:51:44

[music]

00:51:45

[applause]

00:51:48

[music] the

00:51:49

first garbage reform was when

00:51:52

the police were renamed the police

00:51:59

seam your children came to you like

00:52:03

that it’s not funny anymore,

00:52:06

we’ll wait until the circus comes back for you

00:52:10

[music] why have a

00:52:14

good day,

00:52:18

your package is so valuable that you’re

00:52:20

putting off parting with it so much, you

00:52:23

finally decided to throw away the

00:52:25

Soviet rubles, oh

00:52:26

my God, I threw them away a long time ago when I

00:52:29

paid for my first wedding,

00:52:32

something happened imagine

00:52:36

we were blocked from accessing the garbage

00:52:40

container in the neighboring yard

00:52:42

Merkel is my relative and

00:52:45

how did such a sanitary

00:52:47

disaster happen and did they introduce increased tariffs

00:52:50

for garbage and these scoundrels installed a fence

00:52:53

and the fence is so high that you can’t even

00:52:56

throw a garbage bag over the simoda I

00:52:58

threw these bastards over it

00:53:01

back

00:53:03

mom dear, look what's going on

00:53:05

after all that good noise and

00:53:08

we're making a seed for them, being afraid they

00:53:11

ask you in this mood,

00:53:13

nevertheless, it's a good show, we're doing a good job for them,

00:53:16

but at least you never complain about them,

00:53:20

you're still thinking to yourself 7 Nazarevich I'm here

00:53:23

you think hello, there’s a tragedy in our

00:53:25

yard, we’ll have to buy our own

00:53:27

garbage container, you’re crazy, you have

00:53:31

n’t learned anything from the sad story of the

00:53:32

neighbor’s yard, today we’ll

00:53:35

chip in for a new container, and tomorrow

00:53:36

we’ll chip in for a new fence and

00:53:38

start a new one, some more

00:53:41

affordable container 7 . This is exactly what

00:53:44

I wanted to talk to you about

00:53:46

literally at 3 tram stops and

00:53:49

I found

00:53:50

such a magical

00:53:54

garbage container that is still available and if you agree to

00:53:56

bear the transportation costs,

00:53:59

I can grab your bag that 7

00:54:03

Nazarevich your conscience is so

00:54:05

short that it absolutely does not cover up

00:54:07

your deception

00:54:09

if you want to throw out your bag for my money, the

00:54:11

same

00:54:13

good sim if your head is so

00:54:17

busy with garbage that there is not enough room in it

00:54:18

for common sense, I

00:54:21

will offer you another option, maybe so

00:54:24

that we can save our money and

00:54:27

everyone get rid of their garbage, we

00:54:31

will exchange bags in

00:54:34

what xii centuries before such deception, Simochka,

00:54:38

this deal involves a blind exchange,

00:54:42

especially since, well, I don’t know, because there is

00:54:45

something someone doesn’t need, another may be,

00:54:47

well, here,

00:54:51

well, let’s imagine that I, for example,

00:54:54

agreed to this with you, but I’m

00:54:57

not there I’m asking what do you have

00:54:59

on everything there is

00:55:02

a shell 3 there is a box of yoghurt

00:55:05

potato peelings a mug without a handle a

00:55:07

handle without a mug 200 grams of cat

00:55:10

litter not so bad a

00:55:12

T-shirt and a Rubik’s cube

00:55:14

what’s wrong with the cube he

00:55:17

couldn’t solve it a bucket of paint fell

00:55:19

and I lost my idea,

00:55:24

it’s clear, well, unfortunately, I can’t

00:55:27

tell you in detail about my

00:55:29

bag, but it contains two very

00:55:32

promising tin cans and a

00:55:35

pocketbook of such promising well, what about

00:55:38

Steam, your children draw with them the same

00:55:41

pencil they need, my children never they will

00:55:44

put their pencils in tin

00:55:46

cans, winter, soon they will start charging us

00:55:48

so much money for garbage removal that you yourself

00:55:50

will also put curlers there,

00:56:04

good afternoon, neighbors to you from the next

00:56:07

yard, his smiling face to me,

00:56:11

listen to the pessimists,

00:56:14

I hope you used your excessive

00:56:17

curiosity and noticed that our 2

00:56:20

suffered a terrible misfortune, we had to

00:56:23

throw money, unfortunately, and we

00:56:26

installed a fence and that you had the

00:56:28

impudence to come to us for

00:56:30

condolences, look inside yourself

00:56:33

what condolences from you

00:56:35

came for an explanation, my box is a mass of legs

00:56:39

complaining that it has already been thrown over four times today

00:56:42

the fence from your yard

00:56:44

to ours is chasing

00:56:47

claims, you yourself

00:56:51

fenced off our sandbox from your

00:56:53

container, now you have a fenced-off

00:56:55

yard on

00:56:56

our side, if you look, your platoon

00:56:59

is fenced off more than ours, that’s why

00:57:02

because in our yard there are children crying

00:57:06

in our yard, we can’t either It’s

00:57:09

too much for us to throw them into the trash and

00:57:12

well, let’s assume that you are also

00:57:14

decent people and we’ll come to an agreement and

00:57:22

do it this way, we’ll hang

00:57:25

it up for you to throw it into our container,

00:57:27

for this you won’t throw our

00:57:30

children back to us,

00:57:33

but can we exclude this volleyball and

00:57:37

let your children happy and joyful and

00:57:40

come running to our sandbox and on the

00:57:43

way back they take our garbage into your trash container,

00:57:52

which we brought in advance and we are still there, the

00:57:56

children will put the cumin

00:58:01

seeds in the sandbox that

00:58:04

Lenochka, deceive yourself for a minute in

00:58:08

your proposal there is clearly a flaw

00:58:11

in the direction of the mind, for example

00:58:13

you you also want me to

00:58:15

give my already long-suffering garbage to someone else’s boy for free,

00:58:21

the woman came out, don’t you understand, if we

00:58:24

don’t jump into this ark

00:58:26

2 may not arrive, I

00:58:30

just fast-forwarded through these

00:58:33

debates of yours, I realized that we agreed

00:58:37

with your permission, we deviated, I need to

00:58:40

redirect the children’s flows in your

00:58:42

direction,

00:58:43

be kinder, as a gesture of

00:58:46

goodwill, immediately pick up my package,

00:58:48

don’t fool me and I’m not going to

00:58:51

do their work for the children

00:58:59

with a roar in a whisper, not until you

00:59:02

stubbornly notice the gap in your

00:59:04

strategy, their children will soon grow up and they will

00:59:07

soon not need ours sandbox

00:59:09

I beg you forever dissatisfied with Jewish

00:59:12

women, look, their children will grow up, they

00:59:15

will have their children, new children, they

00:59:19

will grow up again and the sandbox will become

00:59:21

liquid again, we will do more while the children of the

00:59:24

children are growing up, well, how will the show change

00:59:28

about two promising tin

00:59:31

cans,

00:59:33

don’t mix up my T-shirt and my cube

00:59:37

right hand before it fills with garbage

00:59:40

or worse, other people's neighbors' children

00:59:45

[applause]

00:59:47

[music]

00:59:50

[applause] [music]

00:59:51

[applause]

00:59:53

[music]

00:59:54

[applause]

00:59:57

[music]

00:59:58

Ivanov bought an apartment on the top

01:00:01

floor to quickly see the end of

01:00:04

the mortgage in

01:00:08

touch

01:00:11

started a little wait in an hour downstairs

01:00:14

it will

01:00:19

probably be already in March

01:00:24

now I'll see I got caught

01:00:27

got caught

01:00:36

yes everything is fine

01:00:43

we're listening and you need 3d an intern was

01:00:46

not sent for help

01:00:48

in short you'll teach him to get up right away

01:00:51

on vacation no wait for March all accepted

01:00:53

thank you

01:00:55

[music]

01:01:07

cross out till Yes, I forgot that you people are

01:01:11

so big

01:01:13

photoshop from the Urals I know I think you’re

01:01:18

so early cheeks say hello just

01:01:21

Tamara very nice and I’m an intern yes they

01:01:26

told me a rare name you have that you

01:01:29

’re afraid of heights I’m

01:01:32

very afraid watch battle swelling the crane operators

01:01:36

went to overcome this fear and why

01:01:39

to me

01:01:41

so that one fear will supplant another

01:01:46

Petya, are you afraid of me in vain? In general,

01:01:50

remember the main thing: they are below, they are nobody and you are the

01:01:54

king and god for them, you decide what to

01:01:57

give them, mortar, brick, reinforcement, concrete,

01:01:59

you give them everything, and even when you don’t set up

01:02:02

your top floor you will still be

01:02:04

taller than them, these insects,

01:02:13

okay, let’s remember this is a short story

01:02:29

and you are fooled by everything.

01:02:34

gave gave give don’t cry why I

01:02:37

wasn’t like that right away and wasn’t born I’m like that

01:02:40

my mother you know who is the conductor at the opera

01:02:43

house and my dad works in a bank as a director of

01:02:45

bellona and why didn’t they follow in their footsteps it’s

01:02:49

not my family

01:02:51

I know the height of me manila right away,

01:02:54

first I studied as an astronaut on a paid basis

01:02:58

and

01:02:59

the house of the raider on a correspondence course and then at

01:03:03

the medical examination it turned out that I’m a woman

01:03:07

now this guy

01:03:10

down here was 26 years old,

01:03:13

yes, let’s change, sit down there and teach

01:03:18

about the traffic course, let’s get the

01:03:22

crane to accept you, let’s do it

01:03:24

like I did I find out

01:03:26

he wants to kill you and

01:03:30

this is from the avatar and

01:03:32

the hospital

01:03:35

write the

01:03:36

crane should become you close your eyes

01:03:42

you feel your hand becomes long

01:03:45

iron it has a hook at the end of it

01:03:48

you feel

01:03:53

yes what do you feel in my heart he’s

01:04:01

well done and they won’t pay for your work

01:04:03

fast the

01:04:06

most terrible parrot of the year I saw

01:04:11

too nothing is visible nothing is visible at all

01:04:14

yes come on get up get up hands like that the

01:04:20

titanic disperses looked

01:04:22

until it’s ripe for only can I I

01:04:28

won’t draw you Tamara

01:04:31

naked

01:04:33

young man everyone who saw me naked

01:04:36

didn’t want to

01:04:38

run before

01:04:40

it’s dick and just do it with your hand like that

01:04:43

how is she in the cabin, things are happening and everything is

01:04:47

neat in the air, you seem to be

01:04:52

starting more and the breeze is just normal,

01:04:54

really, the husband gave water and wait, you

01:04:56

need to warn the Ministry of Emergency Situations in an hour and a second,

01:05:00

attention, attention in the north-west, a

01:05:03

storm is coming, come on, a text

01:05:09

message has arrived, reason number, attention to the

01:05:13

north-west, grief is coming

01:05:22

really, maybe we’ll go down, but

01:05:24

I need to go down, but

01:05:26

we won’t have time to go down the stairs with us; let’s go

01:05:30

down the pirate hook, let’s get it right

01:05:34

here, let’s move it here, it does

01:05:36

n’t work, something’s stuck, let’s

01:05:39

rush there along the arrow to see what

01:05:41

happened,

01:05:42

I’ll be there

01:05:45

thank you for believing me, captain, I’ll go

01:05:48

kick this storm’s ass, let me

01:05:49

set myself up now, I need to go into battle

01:05:51

a little tough, right, what did he know everything Tim,

01:05:54

I’m there with my colleagues and I didn’t beat her, I

01:05:56

like it, let’s do something, my

01:05:58

wife pulled it, do what

01:06:03

[ music]

01:06:05

[applause]

01:06:12

this is even worse I'm

01:06:15

ready

01:06:27

for rarely rusted I need to grease my

01:06:35

hands with oil as you climb the oil in your

01:06:38

hands exactly when

01:06:43

I'm in my pocket I'm not kidding I was in prison for

01:07:02

21 days

01:07:04

[music]

01:07:11

trainee just don't look at

01:07:16

why my legs are crooked

01:07:20

[music]

01:07:27

even an intern, what are you doing,

01:07:30

an intern, you're tough in general, well done, well done,

01:07:36

no longer

01:07:40

a grenade, you

01:07:42

and

01:07:45

Tamara, you've done well, you've brought up a good

01:07:48

shift, we like this young body, how do

01:07:53

we like our mother

01:07:58

[applause]

01:08:09

started to miss concrete insects

01:08:16

[applause]

01:08:20

[music]

01:08:32

in the family vegans herring under a fur coat

01:08:35

is called carrots under a cucumber

01:08:40

[music]

01:08:58

all the salad you can

01:09:00

salad for guests

01:09:05

chicken crust for guests

01:09:08

apple there for children guests

01:09:12

this one for the dog guests this one

01:09:16

for the bones of the guests

01:09:18

for the bones of the guests this is calcium for the bones

01:09:24

do you want something now everything is possible you are

01:09:27

also the owner of the house mun sprat there is no

01:09:30

sprat for the cat

01:09:35

[music]

01:09:38

from the pancake he spoke to me, he cut his finger otherwise it hurts the

01:09:41

same bad luck you

01:09:44

and treat the flour of the hole like this and

01:09:55

you can stay alive and not turn off anymore but there

01:09:58

the war goes on like this and you don’t understand why

01:10:00

the commune isn’t dressed yet, I’m the only one you can

01:10:04

dress normally, so normally, and

01:10:07

everyone will laugh at you. Idea, I bought a shirt for you there, here I

01:10:09

bought armor here, a note was bought by

01:10:13

me, so in the game everyone laughs, I’m wearing

01:10:14

armor of the sixth level, I can’t

01:10:18

kill mockers with this,

01:10:19

you you can dress normally for the new year

01:10:22

after the new year, amazingly anything,

01:10:24

the idea of Tibet in the room, the shirt ironed

01:10:26

the shower Nila and like it’s still

01:10:30

very funny

01:10:32

May us what else

01:10:35

where are you why didn’t you go to the store I’m learning something

01:10:40

like this on the list I’m putting together what list

01:10:44

we need mayonnaise and everything was written by the couples, but

01:10:47

what I just wrote is not necessary to take it, but

01:10:51

something was written by mine, he s Well, you are

01:10:55

right, you need mayonnaise and mayonnaise up to 2

01:10:57

mayonnaise, that’s all and

01:10:58

mayonnaise, please, May, well, let’s

01:11:03

have a beach party,

01:11:04

we’ll take two boxes of champagne, I’ll pour it in

01:11:08

room of water, why not everything I pray for, not

01:11:11

everything lights out, I can’t do it, I have kids

01:11:13

in the house,

01:11:15

well, let’s try, of course, it seems to me

01:11:18

that this is not real man, you don’t want to

01:11:21

celebrate the New Year on the street, I’m

01:11:23

completely crazy,

01:11:26

well, I’m saying it’s unreal, everything

01:11:31

1 -I'm cleaning up my world, well, at least a little bit,

01:11:35

why touch here, you wouldn't have anything if it were

01:11:38

go over there, take what's this garbage,

01:11:42

go take out the garbage, baked got up in general

01:11:46

here, it's dirty now we'll be here

01:11:48

from here, why did you get up here, washed it clean

01:11:55

[ music]

01:11:57

I give up I give up I give up I give up

01:12:04

ninja damn I want it so hot then

01:12:08

turn down the battery

01:12:09

somewhere I almost went somewhere else or something to

01:12:13

the store it’s hot she’s mayonnaise

01:12:16

mayonnaise on tof list while you have a

01:12:20

list in your hands - height get dressed then you’re

01:12:24

dressed

01:12:29

I've already put on the list, I'm going to the store, if

01:12:32

you'll call for something in

01:12:33

battle,

01:12:38

the mayonnaise of May understood us,

01:12:46

so I didn't understand the poke on the crumpled shirt, the

01:12:52

mayonnaise wrinkled and

01:12:54

you managed to wrinkle it, and you only put it on when

01:12:57

you put on

01:12:59

the mayonnaise,

01:13:00

so your husband will stroke you, you'll go and do it yourself one more time

01:13:05

toxic

01:13:07

in the mouth and why are you cutting off these

01:13:10

reviews and yu I started they want flexi

01:13:14

not my vape x3 removed at all,

01:13:17

here they are on what kind of

01:13:21

mayonnaise is it useful on what kind of plaster though and

01:13:25

please bring me a bath, bring me the glitter for the

01:13:27

Mike between the primer and the shimmer lies

01:13:31

I want alone in this house speaks Russian,

01:13:36

that's why no one understands me

01:13:40

hobby

01:13:44

oh,

01:13:48

this is a little stone, but soon the guests will come, we'll

01:13:50

all sit down at the table, what am

01:13:53

I, I'm not even cooking, come on, I'll

01:13:59

have to cook the nut for now,

01:14:04

why are you crying? God didn't even start cutting

01:14:08

[music]

01:14:13

no

01:14:14

you're still so long I forgot the code for the intercom I'm

01:14:19

calling you so much

01:14:23

[music]

01:14:26

[applause]

01:14:37

so

01:14:45

where come why there are a lot of people in the store there

01:14:48

were no people at all just an animal being

01:14:55

pushed there by one guy in a meat shop

01:14:59

I lost a

01:15:02

chicken leg in my body and now my legs and arms are tearing off the

01:15:08

orsha minced meat and no, everyone bought the minced meat

01:15:13

from you damned people

01:15:16

and you forgot the mayonnaise

01:15:22

I forgot to

01:15:25

buy mayonnaise, but

01:15:30

well done, sit down, sit down,

01:15:34

why is it so normal, well,

01:15:37

we need a normal person and

01:15:40

God, who are we looking for? I have you like that, but by

01:15:43

God, where are you reaching now, let’s sit down at

01:15:45

the table to calm down the president is already saying

01:15:47

let’s go to the table quickly, we can

01:15:51

open

01:16:03

[music]

01:16:08

my good ones have time,

01:16:18

I want to raise this glass, of course, to

01:16:21

you so that in the new year everything will be

01:16:24

much better for you better than in the past year I love

01:16:28

you became of the year I can eat maybe I don’t give a [ __ ]

01:16:47

grandfather

01:16:50

took condensed milk instead of mayonnaise Do

01:16:54

you remember when I was still

01:17:00

[laughter] [applause] [music] [applause] [

01:17:15

music]

01:17:16

[applause]

01:17:19

[music]

01:17:29

according to Rosstat in the Russian

01:17:32

Federation in In 2016,

01:17:34

there were 2 million unmarried

01:17:37

women under the age of

01:17:38

45 living in the country

01:17:41

[music]

01:17:44

I’m a simple teacher, I can’t say that there’s a blue

01:17:47

stocking, although there’s no blue in the wardrobe, there’s a

01:17:51

bit of chat or with a boring voice

01:17:53

and I’ve already forgotten when I took off my glasses and

01:17:57

let my hair down but just recently,

01:18:00

some 30 years ago,

01:18:04

everyone was breaking into our dorm at the pedagogical institute, and

01:18:08

now what are all the men dreaming about:

01:18:12

dismissing us for school articles, and in America they

01:18:15

even put us in prison

01:18:18

[music]

01:18:26

Valentina Tereshkova is my antipode, she is the

01:18:30

first woman - cosmonaut and I'm sorry for

01:18:33

the pun the millionth woman is a plasterer and that's why

01:18:37

her face was a miss in the first year

01:18:39

but now the buckets of mortar are being pulled

01:18:43

down and I probably missed some lesson in physics the

01:18:48

buckets are being pulled down and dad is growing sideways sideways

01:18:54

growing

01:18:56

[music]

01:19:03

perfect brains perfect body for 1

01:19:07

thanks to oxford for 2 fitness club I

01:19:09

wanted to thank you I wanted to thank the business camp

01:19:11

below me 20 factories hundreds of thousands of men are

01:19:15

far from ugly but with none of them

01:19:18

opinions on the road I don’t want to be weaker than myself

01:19:21

stronger than me only bokeh what different

01:19:26

women what different destinies but there are one

01:19:28

place where the fates of these women are intertwined

01:19:32

into one and then they diverge them as they

01:19:36

diverge they

01:19:44

sent him light and that

01:19:51

snow-white

01:19:53

according to Rosstat of the Russian Federation

01:19:56

only 25 percent of women are happy in

01:19:59

marriage

01:20:00

he wanted me like Angelina Jolie to be

01:20:03

for him even six children had

01:20:05

six gave birth to children, grew up Lada Sada to

01:20:09

school, gave them up for them, even without giving it to

01:20:13

Adam, otherwise she cried, exchanged apartments in

01:20:16

every corner, visited every branch,

01:20:19

found weddings, played raku, placed

01:20:21

all the show of ponds, arranged an individual

01:20:24

ward, stirred up, and now in the kitchen of the grandmother

01:20:26

36 cm they teach,

01:20:29

well, who anyone else wants to be like

01:20:33

Angelina Jolie,

01:20:36

according to Rosstat, 50 percent of women

01:20:39

in the Russian Federation, married and

01:20:41

unmarried,

01:20:42

dream of one thing

01:20:50

his trumpet

01:20:53

wrote give up

01:21:04

Fedorov

01:21:05

[applause]

01:21:10

300 if yours

01:21:13

I’m

01:21:16

super

01:21:18

[music] [ applause]

01:21:30

[music]

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