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00:00:10
MOSFILM
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Sixth Creative Union
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Not bad.
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Marina NEELOVA
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starring in
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LADIES ASK GENTLEMEN
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After L.Slavin’s short story “Café ‘Ditch’”
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Make way!
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Are you blind or what?
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What is with you?..
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- Nyura! - What?
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- Have you got another one? - Only what you see on the rail.
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- Well, citizen… - Nyura!
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We were offered tickets to a motor show.
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- Make way! - I took 2.
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- Are you drunk or what?
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Why should I be drunk?
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I am merely asking you out for an intellectual pass-time.
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Oh. But the entertainment is crude.
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LUNCH BREAK
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Why are you so gloomy?
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- Doesn’t matter. - Doesn’t matter?
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It’s because you get up the wrong way.
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- What? - What? For instance
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when the alarm-clock goes off you jump out of bed.
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- Don’t you? - Exactly.
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Lie down, I’ll show you. Come on, are you afraid?
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- People will see. - Never mind. Nobody is watching.
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The alarm clock goes off. Stretch yourself.
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- What? - Stretch properly.
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Stretch out your legs to see the toes.
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Look at them carefully and say “Good morning, feet”.
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You don’t like it? I’ve read it helps.
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You do it three times and you’ll be in a good mood the whole day.
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- What nonsense. - Are you going out for a date?
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- Not a date. - Oh, Pozdniakova.
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I am meeting my aunt and uncle, they are returning from the seaside.
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Lots of artists. Very interesting.
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Once we were on board a motorboat with Magomayev himself.
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And what about the sea?
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- Oh, Nyura, the sea!... - The sea is wonderful.
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It is tender, warm.
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- And very blue. - Keep silent, will you.
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- We were to stay till the 20th. - Why are you back so early?
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It’s his fault. He probably got drunk and fell into the pond with dolphins.
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- Ruined an interesting excursion. - I was not drunk.
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- Weren’t you? - I was not. You know, Nyura,
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The guide was saying very interesting things about dolphins.
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They are very smart and perhaps they can talk
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but we don't understand them.
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I noticed one of them stick his muzzle out of the water.
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It looked like he wanted to say something to me.
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Wanted to say?
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I couldn't hear him because of the hubbub.
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I bent down to hear him better, slipped and fell.
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Just let us get home and I’ll tell you all about slipping.
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We left such inexpressible beauty behind.
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Flowers, palm-trees, all the wonderful smells.
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People are different too. Perhaps it’s because of the sun.
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And men are so polite and gallant.
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Mine even gave me flowers once.
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- Twice. - Yes, twice.
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Hello.
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- Who is it? - Victor.
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- He has been transferred here recently. - An interesting guy.
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- An ace. - Is he married?
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- Single. - Is he your boyfriend?
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- Sort of. - A very suitable guy.
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- Yes. - A suitable candidate.
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- Don’t be picky. - Marry him.
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- Or you’ll end up alone. - What a guy! An ace!
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Potatoes. Try the salad.
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- I cooked it all myself. - The sausages?
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Oh, it’s my fault. Let me serve you. May I?
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- Oh, the pie! - Some tomatoes.
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What a busy girl! And she sews so well!
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You don’t drink at all, Pyotr Timofeevich, do you?
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- At all. - No.
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- You are lucky to have such a husband. - Lucky, indeed.
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- Do you indulge? - No, God forbid.
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On holidays or before lunch as an appetizer.
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Shall I try it too?
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I have no appetite these days.
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Try, go on.
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- I don’t feel like it. - Here you are.
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- What a beauty! - It's a masterpiece.
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She baked it herself. And she is a great dressmaker.
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- Victor, were you married? - No way.
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- Aunt Klava, don’t. - Why?
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A presentable guy with a good job.
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He probably earns enough too.
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- Can’t complain. - You must be a shy man, then.
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Quite the opposite.
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If I fall for somebody it’s as good as done.
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- Oh? - Get married immediately.
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Though I am in no hurry.
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It is not easy to find a true comrade-in-arms.
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Yes, I can understand you.
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Marriage is a serious matter. I am in no hurry either.
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Just look at her!
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The girl is 30, no one is eager to propose to her and she is in no hurry!
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- Stop it. - Have a drink, Petia.
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You are too sober.
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- I have nothing against. - Here is a toast!
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Nyura! Oh, you have guests. Hello, everybody.
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- Look who is here! - Hello, everybody.
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- Meet Victor. - This is Raisa, my friend.
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- Pleased to meet you. I am Victor. - Me too.
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- I’ve come to ask for dress-patterns. - Leave dress-patterns alone!
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- Let’s have a drink. Have some cake. - Nyura, no time, really.
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And then Raisa will sing for us.
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She sings and plays the guitar admirably.
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- She is a singer! And a dress-maker! - I’d like to hear it.
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Heavy rain is falling.
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Raindrops knock on your window.
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The dream passed you today,
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but tomorrow you’ll meet.
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Don’t be sad, there’s a whole life ahead of you.
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A whole life ahead Hope and wait.
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- Don’t be… - Enough.
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Don’t be sad, there’s a whole life ahead of you.
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Now all together.
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A whole life ahead Hope and wait .
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That’s all.
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That was fun.
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I was not at my best today.
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- No, it was a nice evening. Bye. - Bye.
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You know, it seems I’ve found my comrade in arms.
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The dream passed you today,
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But tomorrow you’ll meet.
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A whole life ahead Hope and wait .
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A whole life ahead Hope and wait .
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A whole life ahead Hope and wait .
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- A kiss! - A kiss!
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A kiss! A kiss!
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+ 18… +20 in the Urals, occasional rain
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+15... +18 in Western Siberia, rain.
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Sunny, dry along the Black sea coast
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+24... +29, Water temperature is +22.
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Gustav Ivanovich
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- Do you realize what you are asking for? - But please.
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- Yes. - It’s the end of the quarter.
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Just imagine, one has got married, another is on maternity leave.
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That way I’ll never go to the seaside.
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Whom will I be left to work with? With Moremukhin?
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- Pozdniakova, where shall I put them? - Put what?
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- The fur-coats. - Wait a moment.
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It’s summer, but they send you fur-coats.
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Who is going to buy them?
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Gustav Ivanovich, please, I need it very badly.
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What do you want to see there? Why bother?
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I could understand it if you wanted to go to Samarkand or Bukhara.
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- Do you watch “Travelers’ Club”? - I do.
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Those are beautiful cities.
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I have long wanted to go there myself.
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Gustav Ivanovich, it is my dream, my desire to go to the sea.
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All right, with you or without you we won’t meet the quota.
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Go, I give you 10 days. At your own charge.
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Thank you!
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- Be quick! - Yes, thank you!
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- I got on the wrong bus - Hurry up.
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and it took me in the opposite direction.
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Let’s go.
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- Do you feel dizzy? - No.
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Then full speed ahead.
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There it is. I’ll overtake it.
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Go for it!
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- You want to overtake this one? - Yes.
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What do you think we’ve been doing for half a day?
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I’ll overtake him at the turn.
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- Go! - Faster, faster!
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- We’ve already passed 3 turns - 123.
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- Speed on - Just you wait
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Overtake him on the left!
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I’ll overtake him on the straight road.
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- Go, go! That’s right. - We are catching up!
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Speed on!
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Oh, faster, faster!
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Just a moment.
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- So! Well… - Hurray!
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- We did it! - We did it!
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I said I would.
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- Great! - Well done.
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And now for that refrigerator.
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- Go! - Well?
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The sea…
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- Oh, lucky you. - Why?
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The one who has found such a stone will see his wish come true.
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- Do you want it? - No, you must find it yourself.
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- Here you are. - Are you always like this?
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- Like what? - Like this.
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No.
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Only at the seaside.
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Sadly.
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Shall we drive on?
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I’d rather stay here.
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As you like.
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- I say, what is your name? - Misha. And yours?
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- Sergei. - Aren’t you…
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- No. - And you?
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- Ania. - Bye, Ania, see you, Misha.
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Good luck.
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Good bye. Thank you.
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- Bye. - Good luck.
00:16:49
HOTEL “MOSCOW”
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- When will there be vacant rooms? - I don’t know.
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- In the evening? - Hard to say.
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And if I come late at night?
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- Perhaps there will be. - Thank you.
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- Take my suitcase, please. - For how long?
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- Till evening. - I’ll be staying here.
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Good afternoon. What will your order be?
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- Coffee and ice cream. - Coffee with liqueur or cognac?
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With liqueur.
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- Here you are. - Thank you. You’ve forgotten the liqueur.
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- The liqueur is in here. - It’s coffee in here.
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With liqueur.
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May I?
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Yes, please.
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- Good afternoon. - Coffee, please.
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- With liqueur or cognac? - No liqueur, no cognac and no sugar.
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- We don’t serve without sugar. - Do serve.
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We’ll try.
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The sea is calm here.
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Yes.
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The Baltic sea was stormy.
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- Very? - Considerably.
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- Aren’t you from Riga by any chance? - Me? No.
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Funny. I thought you were from Riga.
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- Why? - You look like a citizen of Riga.
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- Do I? - Honestly.
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The place where I live is not as beautiful as Riga
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but it has its charm too.
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What is it called?
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- You won’t know the name. - And yet?
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- Povarikhino. - Povarikhino?
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Povarikhino, Povarikhino… Let me see… Povarikhino
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- it’s somewhere in France? - What a funny man you are!
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I have no right to make mistakes.
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- Why? - My job does not permit it.
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And what sort of job is it? If it is not a secret.
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It is. It is a state secret.
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- Here you are. - Thank you.
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I am a pirate, a professional bandit.
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- Stop kidding. - Why kidding? I am.
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The bag? Here.
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I rob only men, so don’t be afraid.
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As for beautiful women, I invite them to the restaurant.
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I am about to invite you.
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I don’t go to restaurants with strangers.
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I am not a stranger. We’ll get acquainted in a moment.
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- I am Valentin. And you? - Anna.
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Anna? I nice name - Anna.
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The ball is in your court, Anna.
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But mind you, I haven’t eaten anything since morning.
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- Honestly? - Absolutely.
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- Are you kidding? - No. Let’s go.
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I don’t know… I hardly know you.
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I’ll tell you everything about myself.
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- I have to change. - I’ll wait.
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Are you ever serious?
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- Yes, when I deal cards. - There you go again.
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We’ve been acquainted for two hours but I know next to nothing about you.
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What would you like to know, Ania?
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Well… Who are you? What do you do?
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Put it here, please.
00:22:00
All right. Be so kind, leave these seats vacant.
00:22:05
All right. I’ll tell you. I am a professional card-sharp.
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- A card-sharp. - Kidding again?
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No one believes me.
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But if I said I was an operetta singer, everyone would believe.
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- You do look like an actor. - I am an artist.
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I’ll learn all about you all the same.
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You are a darling, Ania.
00:23:42
Valentin, tell me, why did you decide to approach me in the café?
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- I told you. - No you didn’t.
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- I did. - No, you didn’t.
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I told you I am a card-sharp.
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I gambled away in the morning and I wanted to eat.
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So I decided to have dinner with you, Ania.
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- At my charge? - So it seems.
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- Clever. - I wouldn’t say so.
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Thank you.
00:24:28
- Shall we have coffee? - I’ve had enough already.
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I don’t know yet where I’ll spend the night.
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You don’t?
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Good luck.
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Are you leaving?
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Yes, thanks for the service.
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And the bill?
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My wife will pay, she is staying.
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It is 47.50. Your husband said you’d pay.
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- My husband? - Here.
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How much?
00:25:34
“Hotel ‘Moscow’”. No vacancies.
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No vacancies.
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In the morning a man here told me to come tonight.
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- He promised. - Then ask him.
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- When will he come? - In a month. He went on holiday.
00:25:54
Hello! Aunt Klava, can you hear me?
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It’s me. I am calling you from the seaside.
00:26:02
It’s OK. The sea?
00:26:04
The sea is warm, transparent. Good.
00:26:09
Aunt Klava! Aunt Klava! Hello!
00:26:13
Aunt Klava, I have a request.
00:26:16
Could you send me 50 rubles?
00:26:20
No, everything is OK. I am staying in a de luxe suite,
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I have dinner and supper at the restaurant.
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We are… Oh, operator!
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Your time is up.
00:27:00
May I sit here till morning?
00:27:05
- We are closing. - Sorry.
00:27:09
You have a de luxe suite, don’t you?
00:27:49
Here is a folding bed for you.
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Or you can sleep on the sofa if you like.
00:27:54
Thank you.
00:27:58
Forgive me, please, how much will it be?
00:28:02
Nothing.
00:28:04
I feel somewhat bad about it.
00:28:09
Let’s have tea and go to bed.
00:28:12
Thank you.
00:28:15
Come here.
00:28:19
- Do you live alone? - Yes.
00:28:22
I lived with my aunt, but then she got married and left.
00:28:25
- At 40! - Really?
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- Have a seat. - Thank you.
00:28:31
She left me this room and the roof.
00:28:35
- The roof? - Not this roof.
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That one, under the window. I sunbathe there.
00:28:41
I have the same in my room.
00:28:53
It must be nice living in the South.
00:28:56
What is nice about it? Crowds of people.
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It’s only here that I can relax.
00:29:01
I celebrate holidays alone. Even the New Year.
00:29:06
I like celebrating the New Year alone.
00:29:08
No one believes me, but I like celebrating the New Year alone.
00:29:11
Why no one? I believe you.
00:29:13
I also celebrate the New Year alone.
00:29:15
Even when I am invited to a party, I refuse.
00:29:17
I’d much rather stay at home and watch TV.
00:29:24
- Were you ever married? - No.
00:29:27
Do you want to?
00:29:31
I could have been married a hundred times, but I don’t want to.
00:29:34
Whom is there to marry? There are no men left.
00:29:39
And the children?
00:29:40
Now there are special pills. You take one and give birth.
00:29:45
- Yes. - You are kidding me.
00:29:47
Whomever you want, a boy or a girl.
00:30:11
Great, isn’t it?
00:30:13
Over there… Can you see? Come.
00:30:19
Can you see it? It’s the Eagle Mountain.
00:30:24
Girls, why are you so sad?
00:30:29
Girls, wait! Wait for us at the top.
00:30:33
- Look, he’ll fall out! - Such guys don’t fall out.
00:30:37
I don’t understand this way of making acquaintances on the fly.
00:30:40
- What is the way to make an acquaintance? - I don’t know. But not on the fly.
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Like hell we’ll wait for them.
00:30:49
The legend has it that the fanatical crowd threw beautiful Akhamida
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- down from the Eagle Mountain. - Whom?
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Akhamida, the beloved of Khas-Bulat.
00:31:00
I don’t know who Khas-Bulat is.
00:31:03
The gallant Khas-Bulat. Poor is your home
00:31:07
And then Khas-Bulat took his own life throwing himself down into the canyon.
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Wow.
00:31:14
Girls, here we are.
00:31:20
What a nuisance.
00:31:26
Let’s go?
00:31:32
We did not really expect it. Great that you’ve waited for us.
00:31:35
Let’s make the introductions.
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I am Anton, like the great writer Chekhov.
00:31:42
This is my friend Kostia the humorist.
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Kostia.
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- Lena. – Natasha. - Pleased to meet you.
00:31:51
Kostia, tell a funny story.
00:31:53
- Why me? - He knows a lot of funny stories.
00:31:57
- About cowboys? - Let it be about cowboys.
00:32:04
Will you take me with you?
00:32:07
Girls, will you take me with you?
00:32:10
- Suren, let her pass. - I can’t, I have my instructions:
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only the residents. Your pass, please.
00:32:15
- Suren, she is my friend. - The pass.
00:32:18
Come in.
00:32:21
Wait for me here, I’ll be back in a minute.
00:32:24
Your pass. Come in, please.
00:32:27
Come in. Your pass.
00:32:30
Madam, take me with you.
00:32:33
I say, take me with you.
00:32:35
What is there?
00:32:38
- Is it the sea? - Yes, the sea.
00:32:43
Sorry.
00:32:46
- Hi. - Good afternoon. And where are you going?
00:32:48
Don’t be in the way. I’ve told you, you can’t.
00:32:51
What strange people.
00:32:54
- Step back. - That’s no way to talk to a girl.
00:32:57
- She is trying to get in. - So let her in.
00:33:00
She doesn’t have a pass. Step aside. Come in.
00:33:04
- Why did you let me pass? - Aren’t you a resident?
00:33:08
- Of course not! - Leave the territory immediately.
00:33:12
You see, I’ve arrived only today, I haven’t seen the sea yet.
00:33:16
He hasn’t seen the sea. You want to see the holiday?
00:33:18
- What holiday? - Your sleeve is stained.
00:33:21
- What holiday is this? - Neptune.
00:33:23
Some holiday that is! I don’t want your holiday!
00:33:26
I can make a holiday myself!
00:33:29
- Come with me. - Where to?
00:33:32
Where?
00:33:41
Let’s go. Don’t stand there. Come.
00:33:47
- I am not alone. - There’s room for everyone.
00:33:49
That’s right. We don’t care a damn about them. Let’s go.
00:33:53
The path is long
00:33:57
It goes straight to the sky.
00:34:00
Everyone believe in a happy future
00:34:03
The blue wagon rolls on.
00:34:06
The path is long
00:34:09
It goes straight to the sky.
00:34:12
Everyone believe in a happy future
00:34:15
The blue wagon rolls on.
00:34:20
- A nice ride. - Look, what nice flowers!
00:34:24
Stop the bus.
00:34:31
- Anzor, careful! - How deftly he climbs!
00:34:34
- Don’t fall! - Catch them!
00:34:39
- And you said Neptune! - That’s a far cry. Right?
00:34:42
- A nice ride. - Look, there’s the Eagle Mountain.
00:34:46
- Where? - You can’t get in there.
00:34:50
There are four of us. We’ll come in, look around and leave.
00:34:54
- Do let us pass. - I can’t, it’s dangerous.
00:34:57
- We are celebrating today. - All the same it is dangerous.
00:35:02
- I told you… - Wait, wait…
00:35:09
And then Khas-Bulat, who could not live without his beloved
00:35:14
Decided to end his life and jumped from this cliff into the deep canyon.
00:35:21
What a gallant man!
00:35:24
A nice group. Let’s take a photo as a memento.
00:35:32
- I’d like to make a boat trip. - Sure!
00:36:17
CLEANING DAY
00:36:21
Honestly, Anzor, I don’t understand what is the use of all this?
00:36:25
Are you a millionaire?
00:36:26
Why a millionaire? I am an engineer.
00:36:29
I’ve told you, it’s my first time at the seaside.
00:36:32
- Why throw money about? - We live only once.
00:36:46
- Why are you not playing? - We are tired.
00:37:57
Thanks a lot. Good luck. Bye.
00:38:00
Come again!
00:38:05
A ticket to Khashuri, please.
00:38:07
- Lounge car? - What did you say?
00:38:10
- Lounge car? - No, reserved seat.
00:38:13
No reserved seat tickets, only lounge car. Another 1ruble 80
00:38:22
- OK, lounge car. - Will you order the bed sheets?
00:38:26
The bed sheets? No. I like to read on the train.
00:38:36
Write it down: Khashuri, 26 commissars street
00:38:41
- 26? - 26
00:38:43
- I’ll feel offended if you don’t come. - I sure will come.
00:38:47
Why are you leaving? After just one day by the seaside.
00:38:49
But I had the time for everything. We went to the Eagle Mountain.
00:38:53
We made a boat trip. We saw the sea.
00:38:57
What else do I need?
00:38:58
Now I’ll go to my grandma’s village for the rest of my holiday.
00:39:01
Let me lend you some money and you’ll stay a bit longer.
00:39:11
Good bye! Good luck!
00:39:14
Thank you.
00:39:20
What a great guy!
00:39:24
- Where are you headed, girls? - Mamaika.
00:39:28
Sorry, not my direction.
00:39:36
Let’s go home.
00:39:39
Oh, it’s starting to rain.
00:39:46
You are right.
00:40:52
No more cakes left?
00:40:58
No, I can’t. I read and read and don’t understand anything.
00:41:03
Krass has disappeared. Some pages have been torn out.
00:41:06
- Who tears out the pages? - I don’t know. I found it at work.
00:41:11
People often leave books there.
00:41:14
It has stopped raining.
00:41:26
It’s a pity you are leaving so soon.
00:41:30
We haven’t seen the fortress yet. Let’s go.
00:41:36
Let’s go to the dancing.
00:42:35
And now ladies ask gentlemen to the dance.
00:42:39
- I hate dancing. - Me too.
00:42:49
Shall we dance?
00:43:03
Have you noticed that the orchestra is drunk?
00:43:07
- You don’t say! - They are.
00:43:09
I’ve been watching them for some time.
00:43:11
That one with the drum is grinning all the time.
00:43:14
- Perhaps he is having fun. - What is the fun?
00:43:17
- Have you seen today’s papers? - No, not yet.
00:43:20
In the Amazon basin the barbarians are hacking out the jungle.
00:43:24
- So what? - It’s serious.
00:43:26
The climate will get warmer, the ice will melt, everything will be submerged.
00:43:31
But we are having fun!
00:43:37
- What’s your name? - Ania.
00:43:38
So you are Nyura. I am Sania.
00:43:42
Are you from Ulan-Ude by any chance?
00:43:44
- No. - Good.
00:43:48
- I noticed you at once. - Did you?
00:43:51
You stood in that corner. With that shorty.
00:43:55
- A friend of yours? - Aha.
00:43:58
I thought so since you were together all the time.
00:44:07
You’ll dance the next dance with me too.
00:44:18
Let me introduce you.
00:44:22
- Sania. - Marina.
00:44:27
- Still standing here? - So what?
00:44:31
- Nobody has invited you? - Not at all. It’s me who doesn’t want to.
00:44:36
She doesn’t want. Instead of going to dancing you’d better study
00:44:39
at some college.
00:44:41
The state needs well-educated individuals.
00:44:46
Leave me alone.
00:44:49
Marina, wait, what’s wrong?
00:44:51
Now she is offended. I can’t even make a remark.
00:44:53
Any criticism – and she is up in arms. No self-analysis.
00:44:56
Why did you come down on her?
00:44:58
I meant to cheer her up. She was so gloomy.
00:45:05
Let’s dance.
00:45:09
Take the South. Climate is important.
00:45:11
There are beaches everywhere, kingdom of leisure.
00:45:15
Just you wait when they come back home:
00:45:17
monthly planning, quarterly, yearly…
00:45:20
- And what do you do? - I work in trade.
00:45:22
- A complicated field. What’s your job? - I am a merchandiser.
00:45:25
Funny. My brother’s wife is a merchandiser too. A nice job.
00:45:30
- How beautiful it is here! - They can do things when they want.
00:45:35
There’s my hotel. Let’s drop in.
00:45:37
Oh no, of course not.
00:45:39
Just for a minute, not more.
00:45:42
I must be going.
00:45:45
- It’s my birthday today. - Oh really?
00:45:48
Honestly. Perhaps…
00:45:52
It’s sad to celebrate alone.
00:45:55
I invite you to my birthday party.
00:46:00
Let’s go then.
00:46:05
- No more sausage for 2.20? - No more left.
00:46:10
- Then let me have the one for 2.90 - How much?
00:46:12
150 grams. OK, let it be 200.
00:46:16
And a lot of bread.
00:46:21
Why are you cutting it in such huge slices?
00:46:24
- Slice it yourself. - Move on!
00:46:28
I am not talking to you. You keep silent at meetings
00:46:32
but in the shop you all talk like Cicero.
00:46:34
“The beauty’s heart is…” Nyura, you must be tired of waiting.
00:46:38
Midnight is approaching but German is not here yet.
00:46:42
It’s snowing day and night.
00:46:46
Without you summer feels like winter.
00:46:50
White birch-trees are crying.
00:46:55
Without you summer feels like winter.
00:46:59
Are they pieces of ice or tears? Without you summer feels like winter.
00:47:06
Here’s to us, Nyura.
00:47:09
Here’s to us.
00:47:17
We’ve had a bite, now another one. Pause ruins the fun.
00:47:20
- No, it’s enough for me. - You are right.
00:47:27
There’s a draft. Lest you get a cold, Nyura.
00:47:38
Let’s switch it off and talk peacefully.
00:47:44
Let’s.
00:47:48
Squeezed but pleased.
00:47:53
- That was unnecessary. - Then let's have one more.
00:47:57
I wanted to have champagne, but they did not have any.
00:47:59
- I don’t want anymore. - This wine is good too.
00:48:00
- Here’s to space, Nyura. - Why to space?
00:48:03
It’s very important.
00:48:05
Perhaps you are shy to drink with the light on? We’ll turn it off.
00:48:08
- No, don’t, I’ll drink. - A smart girl. You are right again.
00:48:13
Bottoms up. Bottoms up. Right.
00:48:20
I suddenly feel dizzy. I feel like I am drunk.
00:48:23
Lie down, Nyura. When I am drunk I lie down and it all goes away.
00:48:29
Oh no, better not.
00:48:33
As you like.
00:48:37
As for me, I’ll lie down.
00:48:41
What a funny man.
00:48:45
You look like a prisoner now.
00:48:48
Careful about what you say.
00:48:51
He was a good man.
00:48:56
Merry and kind.
00:49:01
They were building a bridge in our town. I was about 7 years old.
00:49:06
We went to watch them.
00:49:08
Once he said to me:
00:49:11
“Little one, I can make a steam train for you, just like a real one”.
00:49:14
For a whole month I ran to see him almost every day
00:49:17
bringing him bread, pork fat etc.
00:49:21
And every day he said to me: the wheels are ready.
00:49:25
Then: the rails are ready.
00:49:28
And once he said: “Your seam train is ready. Tomorrow you’ll have it.”
00:49:33
I did not have a wink of sleep that night.
00:49:36
Early in the morning I ran to him.
00:49:42
And there was nobody there.
00:49:46
They had completed the bridge and left. I saw the cars driving away.
00:49:51
My poor girl. Buy one for yourself.
00:49:55
I saw them in Moscow at a toy shop.
00:49:57
- What use is it to me now? - Close your eyes.
00:50:02
- What for? - Close your eyes.
00:50:10
- Now open. - Oh. What is it?
00:50:14
A keepsake.
00:50:16
You'll put it on the table at home, it will remind you of the South.
00:50:19
I always bring home keepsakes.
00:50:21
Not the ones you can buy, but from some historical place.
00:50:25
This one is from the cliff from which the crowd of fanatics threw down
00:50:30
- Akhanida. - Yes, Akhanida.
00:50:32
- The beloved of Khas-Bulat. - Right.
00:50:35
What are you doing?
00:50:43
It’s always like that.
00:50:49
Always bad luck.
00:50:52
Even the dreams are wrong.
00:50:54
Mendeleev dreamt of his
00:50:57
periodic table.
00:51:01
My brother dreams of having won a motorbike.
00:51:04
And I see either a crow or lawsuit summons.
00:51:13
I am unlucky in love as well.
00:51:17
Oh are you? You will sure be lucky someday.
00:51:30
Nyura, do you think I wanted to seduce you?
00:51:35
I am no Don Juan.
00:51:39
I am a safety engineer.
00:51:42
I am 36, Nyura.
00:51:44
I can tell what a woman is worth, I can understand what you are like.
00:51:48
I want to marry you, Nyura.
00:51:52
- He is an engineer, isn’t he? - Yes.
00:51:55
Interested in politics?
00:51:57
“The state needs well-educated individuals”!
00:52:01
Don’t, he just wanted to cheer you up.
00:52:04
To cheer me up? What a humorous person!
00:52:07
His proposal must be a joke too.
00:52:11
- Why a joke? - Because.
00:52:13
Look at yourself and look at him.
00:52:16
He is no bridegroom. Fat, bald, pretentious.
00:52:23
If he were an extraordinary man…
00:52:26
Take Balzac. He was fat too,
00:52:29
but I would have followed him to the end of the world.
00:52:35
Or the Decembrists.
00:52:38
You know, nobody ever proposed to me.
00:52:44
So what? Big deal, a proposal! They will propose, a billion times!
00:52:49
- And not the likes of him! - How old are you?
00:52:53
23. Why?
00:52:59
Are you really going
00:53:01
to marry him?
00:53:04
I don’t know.
00:53:46
“The water was gushing in.
00:53:49
It seemed impossible to curb the raging water.
00:53:54
At this time the engineer of the 6th Department A.R.Svintsov -
00:54:00
that’s me, Nyura -
00:54:02
had an audacious idea:
00:54:05
What if we align bulldozers stepwise?”
00:54:07
Like this.
00:54:11
“In an hour the torrent of water was reverted to the usual riverbed,
00:54:15
the danger to the geologists’ settlement was averted.
00:54:19
An enterprise directive was issued to award engineer Svintsov
00:54:22
with an additional monthly salary.”
00:54:26
My salary is 180, plus indexing and regional benefits.
00:54:33
This is me in the third grade.
00:54:38
I was named the best drummer.
00:54:42
And this is me in the 6th grade
00:54:45
after winning the race.
00:54:47
And this is…
00:54:49
No, this is not me.
00:54:52
Who is it? My brother? No, not him.
00:54:58
Oh, it is Misha.
00:55:00
“Mishka, Mishka, where’s your smile”
00:55:04
He is now in Moscow, he has an important job.
00:55:07
He proposes that I should move to Moscow and all that.
00:55:13
I understand, Nyura,
00:55:15
that deep down
00:55:17
you’d prefer a citizen of the capital.
00:55:22
But you must understand my standpoint too.
00:55:24
I am not a job-hopper, I won’t leave my colleagues.
00:55:28
My brother also says that I could have a carefree life in Moscow.
00:55:32
He calls me Giordano Bruno for being a man of principle.
00:55:37
You know, Nyura, sometimes I think
00:55:42
if I were Giordano Bruno
00:55:47
would I renounce the fact that the Earth is round?
00:55:52
Or would I choose being burnt alive over a calm
00:55:56
and prosperous life?
00:56:00
What do you think, Nyura?
00:56:05
Sania,
00:56:07
why did you decide to marry me?
00:56:17
Your eyes are like mist,
00:56:20
like two flares in the dark.
00:56:24
By what trick have you sneaked
00:56:28
into the 20th century?
00:56:33
Nyura, be my wife.
00:56:45
You see…
00:56:49
Perhaps you don’t like my moustache?
00:56:58
Just a moment.
00:57:05
I won’t be long.
00:58:07
- Anything else? - No.
00:58:09
Then let’s settle the bill. It’s 3.40
00:58:19
I’ve got only 2 rubles.
00:58:22
But I live nearby and…
00:58:24
They drink, they eat and who is going to pay?
00:58:28
Nyura!
00:58:31
Here I am.
00:58:39
Cheer up, girls, the liner is awaiting us!
00:58:51
- What is this? - Champagne.
00:58:54
I can see it is not beer. What champagne?
00:58:57
- Semi-sweet. - Good. And these chocolates.
00:59:00
- 10.20. - We can afford it. Blow the expense.
00:59:03
Here, Marina, to remember your friends.
00:59:07
- Oh, don’t, no need. - Take it.
00:59:09
You are a good girl.
00:59:15
On board! They are with me.
00:59:25
Water, water, everywhere…
00:59:44
- Wow, classy! - First class!
00:59:47
I’ll send a telegram to my brother, let him see who we are.
00:59:50
“On board “Admiral Nakhimov”.
00:59:53
Headed for Novorossiisk.
00:59:55
- Your brother Sania.” Correct? - Right.
00:59:59
And then by plane to my home town of Ulan-Ude.
01:00:03
Nyura, will you send a telegram?
01:00:06
- No. - Over there, wait.
01:00:10
Why can’t I see it?
01:00:12
To the left.
01:00:15
- It’s gone. - No! There it is!
01:00:18
- I hit it! - Right!
01:00:28
You are smashing.
01:00:31
I’ll have to watch over you.
01:00:33
Never mind. When we come to Ulan-Ude, we’ll get married right away.
01:00:36
Great.
01:00:40
I want champagne.
01:00:43
Nyura, you are full of pleasant surprises today.
01:00:47
I’ll bring the bottle, probably they don’t have semisweet. Just a moment.
01:00:52
- Is he all right? - Not bad.
01:00:55
He is merry, energetic.
01:00:59
Not greedy, is he?
01:01:04
Attention please. In 20 minutes the liner “Admiral Nakhimov”
01:01:10
will depart. Accompanying persons are asked to disembark.
01:01:19
- Do you know where the exit is? - No, I am looking for it myself.
01:01:30
- Hello. - Hello.
01:01:32
Are you going by the same boat?
01:01:35
- No, I just dropped in. And you? - I am going by this boat.
01:01:39
- I am getting married. - Are you? Congratulations.
01:01:42
Where are you going?
01:01:44
Tomorrow at 8 we’ll be in Novorossiisk.
01:01:47
Tomorrow at 8 in Novorossiisk?
01:01:49
I could overtake the boat.
01:01:51
It’s a pity I am leaving. The holiday is over.
01:01:55
It’s a pity.
01:01:57
Deckhands, take post according to the mooring table.
01:02:01
Do you know where the exit is?
01:02:03
Of course I do. Over there. Good luck. I’ll be going.
01:02:07
- My congratulations. - Thank you.
01:02:12
- I’ll be going then? - Already?
01:02:21
Good luck.
01:02:28
It’s all a lie,
01:02:30
I don’t like celebrating the New Year alone.
01:02:33
I hate it.
01:02:52
Where are you? I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
01:02:55
And where is she?
01:02:58
- There. - What? Already?
01:03:06
I can’t hear you!
01:03:14
Don’t be upset, Nyura!
01:03:15
We’ll come to see her every year.
01:03:17
It’s nice to have a friend living in the South.
01:03:20
And she can come to see us for a couple of weeks.
01:03:23
We’ll find a prince charming for her.
01:03:26
Bye, Marina!
01:03:28
10 minutes before the departure of the liner “Admiral Nakhimov”.
01:03:40
Figaro Here, Figaro There
01:03:44
Nyura, here’s to our departure. We’ll uncork the champagne in our cabin.
01:03:49
I don’t feel like it.
01:03:51
You are so impressionable.
01:03:54
Don’t agonize so much over your friend
01:03:56
as though they’ve left you without the quarterly bonus.
01:04:00
Life goes on. Life goes on…
01:04:06
- It’s not over my friend. - What is it then?
01:04:09
- I am in bad spirits. - It can happen to everyone.
01:04:15
I have a sure remedy.
01:04:20
I start moving my ears.
01:04:23
In five minutes the mood is excellent.
01:04:26
- What do you move? - The ears.
01:04:30
- How is it possible? - Silently.
01:04:32
Stop kidding. He moves his ears.
01:04:35
- Some illusionist. - What people!
01:04:38
Pulling the wool over my eyes.
01:04:41
He can’t move his ears. A man can’t do that.
01:04:45
- I bet I can. - What do you bet?
01:04:48
- Three rubles. - Five.
01:04:51
- Kolia, Kolia! - Five it is. Go, have a walk.
01:04:53
- Come on, come on! - Just a moment.
01:04:58
Sania, don’t.
01:05:00
You can add the five rubles to our budget.
01:05:02
It runs in the family, my brother can move his ears, my grand-dad did it.
01:05:06
Yes, yes… show us.
01:05:12
Let’s begin.
01:05:17
Come on…
01:05:20
The illusionist!
01:05:25
Out of practice, are you?
01:05:27
Don’t interfere.
01:05:29
The agreement was to move the ears, not the eyebrows. Move your ears.
01:05:34
Come on.
01:05:37
I am out of practice.
01:05:40
- Haven’t done it for a time. - Then why…
01:05:44
- Let’s match our strength. - Five rubles?
01:05:46
- Of course. - Let’s do it.
01:05:49
- Your five rubles are as good as lost. - I’ll win them back.
01:05:55
Where are you going?
01:05:58
Nyura..
01:06:08
Nyura!
01:06:34
Get the ramp up.
01:06:42
Cast off the stern lines! Tow aside the stern.
01:06:45
Stop!
01:06:47
Can’t you see? Come back!
01:06:52
Stop! Stop!
01:07:00
Nyura…
01:07:05
Nyura.
01:07:23
- Lucky we took the crate. - Yes.
01:07:29
- Hi, Nyura. - Hi.
01:07:31
Did you go somewhere?
01:07:34
- To the seaside. - The sea is good.
01:07:38
- Of course it is. - But home is best.
01:07:41
Home is best.
01:07:51
- Hello, Nyura. - Hello.
01:08:06
Go, go.
01:08:14
- Hello, Nyura. - Hello.
01:08:17
- Hi. - Hello.
01:08:19
- Hello. - Hello.
01:08:29
Hello.
01:09:10
- Hello, aunt Nyura. - Hi.
01:09:33
Hello.
01:09:38
You forgot the stone.
01:10:11
It was a joke, about the ears.
01:10:14
I meant to cheer you up.
01:10:39
Written by Alexandr BORODIANSKY, Karen SHAKHNAZAROV
01:10:42
Directed by Ivan KIASASHVILI
01:10:44
Director of Photography Igor BEK
01:10:47
Composer Bogdan TROTSYUK
01:11:10
Cast:
01:11:11
Ania Pozdniakova – Marina NEELOVA
01:11:13
Raisa – Natalia ANDREICHENKO Aunt – Maria VINOGRADOVA
01:11:16
Marina – Tatiana BOZHOK Uncle – Nikolai SKOROBOGATOV
01:11:19
Victor – Alexandr FATYUSHIN Sania – Leonid KURAVLYOV
01:11:21
Valentin – Nikolai KARACHENTSEV Anzor – Giya PERADZE
01:11:44
THE END
01:11:50
Translation -
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Смотрите наши фильмы на сайте https://www.mosfilm.ru/ Подпишитесь на наш канал и страницы в социальных сетях! ВКонтакте: https://vk.com/mosfilm_official Одноклассники: https://ok.ru/mosfilmofficial Реставрация фильма выполнена командой профессионалов Группы компьютерной графики "Мосфильма". Узнать подробности: https://cg.mosfilm.ru/ Смешная комедия по мотивам рассказа Л.Славина. На кавказский курорт впервые в жизни приезжает из провинции продавщица Аня. Добрая, жизнерадостная, чистосердечная, она не скрывает своей мечты найти жениха. Много грустных и веселых приключений предстоит пережить героине фильма, прежде чем неприкаянный Саня сделает ей предложение... Режиссер: Киасашвили Иван Давидович Сценаристы: Бородянский Александр, Славин Лев, Шахназаров Карен Композитор: Троцюк Богдан В главных ролях: Куравлев Леонид, Андрейченко Наталья, Божок Татьяна, Неелова Марина, Караченцев Николай, Фатюшин Александр, Виноградова Мария Сергеевна, Скоробогатов Николай

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