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From our website ➜ https://jokesoftheday.com ✔️ 🌟 Don't forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE if you laughed! 🌟 👇 FOLLOW US ON 👇 Facebook ➜ https://www.facebook.com/FunnyJokesOTD ✔️ Pinterest ➜ https://www.pinterest.com/FunnyJokesOTD ✔️ 👇🏾 THE JOKE 👇🏾 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ After Mrs. Jacobs found out her husband was sterile, the couple decided to hire a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jacobs kissed his wife and said, "I’m off to work, Lydia. The guy should be here soon." Wouldn’t you know it, a door-to-door baby photographer came by half an hour later, hoping to make a sale. Mrs. Jacobs answered the door. "Good morning, ma’am. You don’t know me, but I’ve come to..." "Oh yes, I know why you’re here," Mrs Jacobs interupts. Harry told me you’d be coming today." "He did? But I..." "Come right in! Mrs Jacobs interupts again. No use wasting time." "Very well, then," replies the baby photographer. The photographer took out his briefcase and sat down. "As you may already know, I’ve made a specialty of babies." "Good, I’m glad," said Mrs. Jacobs. "That’s just what Harry and I were looking for." "I usually like to try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed," said the photographer. "The living room floor is fun too... you can really spread out." Mrs Jacobs gasps, "Bathtub? Living room floor? No wonder it never worked for Harry and me." "Well, ma’am," continued the photographer, "None of us can guarantee a perfect one every time, but if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, I think you’ll be quite pleased with the results." "I certainly hope we can get this over with quickly," Mrs. Jacobs muttered nervously. "Ma’am, in my line of work a man must take his time. I’d like to be in and out in five minutes, but you’d be disappointed with that, I’m sure." "Don’t I know it!" whispered Mrs. Jacobs. The photographer pulled out a portfolio of his pictures. "This one was done on top of a bus in downtown London," he said, showing Mrs. Jacobs the picture. "Oh my God!" exclaimed Mrs. Jacobs, tugging on her handkerchief. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider the fact that their mother was so difficult to work with." He showed Mrs. Jacobs another picture. "She was difficult?" questioned Mrs. Jacobs. "Extremely," said the photographer. "I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right." "People were crowding around, four and five deep, just to get a good look." "Four and five deep!" Mrs. Jacobs was amazed. "Yes," said the photographer. "And for more than three hours, too." "The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate." "Then, it started getting dark and I had to rush my shots." "Finally, when the squirrels started nibbling on my equipment. I just packed it all in." Mrs. Jacobs leaned forward. "You mean the squirrels actually chewed on your, uh... equipment?" "Yes, ma’am. Thank God, no real damage was done." "Well, we’ll get to work as soon as I set up my tripod." "Tripod?" Mrs. Jacobs looked extremely worried now. "Of course. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on." "It’s much too big for me to hold while I’m getting ready for action." "Ma’am... ma’am... good God, she’s fainted!" 😃 😄 😁 😆 😅 😂 🤣 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ Thanks for watching - we hope you enjoyed! 👍🏻 #jokesoftheday #funny #humor