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girls, how are you, better introduce you00:00:17
Nikolay, put us in the Maldives00:00:23
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no, I'm going on stage now, how's yours better00:00:37
announce announce us so talented00:00:40
incomparable charming popular00:00:44
young beautiful beautiful the best charming radiant00:00:49
magnificent00:00:52
famous with them favorite well good00:00:55
good with it’s best to stay with the00:00:58
insufficiently bright ones, quite happy00:01:01
that the00:01:02
girls have so many words in my mouth, I’ve00:01:06
never remembered this in my life, so00:01:09
you know what, go on stage00:01:11
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our00:01:17
truth,00:01:23
sometimes you’re00:01:24
redeemed like that, but you haven’t sung yet, blood has been shed,00:01:28
this is for you to perform00:01:34
no bad weather and we any time we00:01:39
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love years we don’t eat yourself00:01:44
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[applause] a00:01:49
week before June I suddenly let it go I do00:01:52
n’t know how to fit into my skirt a year ago I was00:01:56
just about to arrive in Komarovo people00:02:00
will tell me the cow sank because of such00:02:03
is the Sheremetevsky so far00:02:14
and from the00:02:15
dishes I00:02:17
only have00:02:19
water with00:02:32
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men00:02:37
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and [applause]00:02:41
a great hot Sochi evening I00:02:45
was walking beautifully in a swimsuit only without00:02:49
suddenly kittens00:02:51
a man with a huge belly from beer met me00:02:54
a man went to take the ones to be bought from00:02:57
inside me married and value.00:03:00
I00:03:01
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because his chest was the third size,00:03:13
everyone laughed at me when I00:03:17
came to the beach in a raincoat with my00:03:20
head covered in00:03:22
rubber gloves00:03:27
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I didn’t believe the poison,00:03:37
but thousands for00:03:40
hearing00:03:44
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here it is00:03:48
our summer I'm hot food coat00:03:54
I met him00:03:57
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if you would have invented it clear00:04:04
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why and splashed the sea00:04:14
endlessly in simple time00:04:17
we were angry like mermaids00:04:21
playing the color of the00:04:24
frame00:04:27
if the scarecrow00:04:30
and this is sunny himself00:04:34
cheerful backup to00:04:37
not00:04:38
adore00:04:41
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and00:04:46
Georgia00:04:50
followed by kind and00:04:54
[music] the00:04:59
Dagestanis are00:05:04
still00:05:06
on questions00:05:11
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[applause] a00:05:19
very strange, absurd, crazy picture00:05:23
you [music]00:05:26
around this, zipping up your heart won’t give00:05:30
birth like a bullet didn’t create a premonition, you ca00:05:35
n’t avoid the shame of this, and your husband00:05:40
is carrying yoga across the green grass into the trash bin00:05:43
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to fly got ready to go live by the sea00:05:57
in the summer our cool luck00:06:02
wandering through00:06:04
this00:06:05
100,000 for rent00:06:11
when00:06:15
they opened the shocker00:06:19
200:06:22
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getting behind a rough wall00:06:29
higher than00:06:31
very00:06:33
sugar00:06:36
author's eesti00:06:40
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and in00:06:45
August the star fell I lived they were right there00:06:49
was born00:06:51
and after all I wanted only men in prison00:06:57
I00:06:58
don’t have a ruble for vacation00:07:00
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Mario the best excuse00:07:10
you called me00:07:12
an alcoholic it was00:07:15
fought if for00:07:18
accusing me of victory in vain because I didn’t drink00:07:26
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I decided this summer to divorce what I’m losing00:07:35
John00:07:38
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goes to gather people with00:07:45
greens Monique himself nature00:07:49
Zhaina dachas all the games smart mouth00:07:53
little bastard of the garden00:07:57
I once read on the net00:08:00
from moles will help spells00:08:05
he needs to be pronounced out loud00:08:09
every break00:08:16
andblood is00:08:21
not to your liking before the pier00:08:26
both he is00:08:30
on the gram of draining the ear00:08:32
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[applause] is there00:08:38
a lot of entertainment there, for example, football is00:08:42
big, I’m looking forward to it with00:08:45
all my heart, with the onset of the World Cup, only00:08:50
football I live for this, there are many reasons, I’ll call them00:08:56
peasants and00:09:00
brunettes on jun ki duka booker and00:09:05
the place I do00:09:09
n’t even like the fly00:09:14
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the Internet is strong let us dance in the00:09:21
open air the night has come we went to a00:09:23
disco00:09:24
to a disco discs from the beach pictures00:09:27
awesome here mine was met by Karina and00:09:30
Armina said digic and we00:09:34
would have been ready to dance00:09:37
we didn’t expect any trouble00:09:42
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blog for reasons girlfriend and knee-deep sucker00:09:53
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and the00:10:02
wind is great in the00:10:07
summer it’s very very good00:10:12
to relax with friends at the00:10:15
girl’s and barbecue00:10:18
seeing at night yabla skies00:10:21
collect palms star by00:10:24
[music] in00:10:27
the summer it’s very good in the summer it’s great00:10:32
this sea is very good00:10:36
warm rain berries mushrooms and a wave of freshly00:10:39
cut grass for00:10:42
Yuri during this time to believe in miracles00:10:47
this is great no great00:10:51
very very good00:10:53
next great00:10:56
so very00:10:59
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[applause] [music] [applause] [music00:11:05
] [applause]00:11:17
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also Rudneva00:11:25
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Samara for not being in the army00:11:32
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oh mommy00:11:45
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how are you doing about your00:11:54
health you00:11:56
still haven’t changed your clothes00:12:01
minutes this humanity00:12:06
I’ll tell you how life is, what kind of life have you00:12:11
forgotten you should be wearing beach shorts00:12:14
but in beach shorts shorts means beach00:12:16
shorts shop I’m a professional after00:12:20
look like this00:12:25
beach shorts for the whole00:12:30
purpose I’m gone00:12:36
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[music]00:13:12
how nice it is here00:13:18
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Nikolay00:13:46
will allow I’m tired of sunbathing I’ll go and rest in the00:13:51
room in whose and in the media there’s a hillock of tongue I’ll00:13:55
suffer for you here in this sunshine00:13:57
finished watching when and if the car don’t00:14:06
piss off any00:14:09
free beer in the bar00:14:14
it’s always00:14:16
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[applause] [music]00:14:30
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over 4000:14:46
means the sun [00:14:48
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man you don’t know00:14:55
what here with you00:14:59
both the day00:15:05
I probably have00:15:07
sunstroke00:15:10
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I’m asking you here not for being00:15:21
busy in the sense of freedom00:15:30
some aunt forgot someone else’s dolls please00:15:39
ask00:15:51
me Lyudmila you are forgotten00:15:56
Ruslan00:16:04
Ruslan and you can take a picture of me00:16:08
just so you were the sea obviously00:16:10
I can, of course, little darling, of course,00:16:17
dreams00:16:18
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asters00:16:22
food, explain everything to me,00:16:25
he says that I00:16:30
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what you want00:16:39
to see, that’s00:16:44
where Ari is00:16:57
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don’t ask me to pester you right away, it’s00:17:05
starting to especially infuriate married people,00:17:09
so thousands I have a principle if a married person00:17:13
immediately disobeys00:17:16
the system breathing00:17:19
hippopotamus00:17:21
how funny00:17:23
this is a soft toy with which you are00:17:27
little darling you can’t even imagine00:17:29
how00:17:32
soft00:17:34
and00:17:38
I am abundant00:17:41
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still00:17:53
deciding on the00:17:56
connections of00:17:59
adults00:18:01
pine00:18:04
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and00:18:06
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in which number to regret and I in00:18:19
33100:18:21
431 it turns out that I have a super00:18:26
vocation forehead uhh uhh uhh we saw there00:18:29
is also a fire escape between ours00:18:32
balcony00:18:33
staircase miracle worker00:18:39
Aires and when you feel about rubber00:18:43
toys00:18:45
I really like them I have a lot of them in00:18:47
different colors and sizes stand up I have00:18:51
1 rubber toy like this00:18:55
minutes of the year on which they swim00:18:59
by the way Rusan and you will help me to cheat00:19:03
someone you00:19:07
don’t have a blood pressure monitor at home just00:19:12
[music]00:19:14
wait for Rusan and you can’t put cream on my back00:19:18
and of00:19:20
course my dear of course I’ll be happy00:19:23
to press on a sheet of00:19:28
vegetables in the room I have a large bed I have00:19:32
a huge I think there are four on her00:19:35
like I put my teeth in a00:19:38
good hotel and the food is delicious, but do you want me to00:19:43
smear the cream on your shoulders too, it will burn, I00:19:48
want00:19:52
the cream to [ __ ],00:19:58
there’s truth now, yes, you’re my00:20:03
destiny00:20:08
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how fast you are and00:20:36
[laughter]00:20:38
how I was lucky the00:20:41
last day of vacation,00:20:43
the main thing happened is not married00:20:49
[applause]00:20:55
under the mask of a blouse there is a real person hiding00:21:01
this is for us an unmarried day dangerously00:21:05
careful tongue who is the number on the stairs00:21:09
a miracle worker run little00:21:14
darling00:21:16
what is happening what is00:21:22
also in the riverbed00:21:29
can call the police no00:21:32
police don’t call an ambulance00:21:37
[applause]00:21:48
[music]00:21:52
[applause]00:21:59
[music]00:22:04
Tsar, come here quickly and we’ll decide with you,00:22:08
let’s decide which one we’ll glue on where you00:22:12
design, I could do it myself, of course, owl, don’t you00:22:16
dare sculpt them, I won’t let the00:22:19
outer bedroom become a00:22:21
low daughter, what am I asking for? I’m personally participating in00:22:25
my drawing, he offers it here, it seems00:22:29
great to me, well, then I’ll give you green poison and put00:22:33
glue on my daughters here, and now there wo00:22:37
n’t be any of them for sure, I’ll be like this, no big deal, wrap00:22:41
up your daughters with roses, schmuck, stop yelling,00:22:45
okay, what do you want, gray background, colored00:22:48
square, and yesterday Looks like you're drinking too much in a bar, you00:22:52
think you're in Paris and00:22:56
Square, your daughter is not00:22:58
in the head, otherwise she's just drunk, I haven't been drinking for years,00:23:02
come on, ask whose mother, but I can hear00:23:06
you, without insults, moms,00:23:10
what wallpaper should I use so that the flowers turn green00:23:14
or the headquarters of the TV series Square You know,00:23:17
dear, how I take00:23:20
Mozart and dream of him crossed out, I didn’t go00:23:24
this time dearer to me. he's top-600:23:30
you're right tomorrow we'll glue all the green00:23:33
flowers now I see knowing that00:23:37
you have good taste too well let's continue what kind of00:23:41
curtains will be here I would have blue power and to00:23:45
slow down not line not only on the00:23:48
floor I offer booze there are no blinds00:23:53
same year also blinds and don’t pinch,00:23:57
come on, here’s mom and ask that they00:23:59
raise contentment again, they are service mom,00:24:02
listen that we’d better have blinds, that’s what00:24:07
my boring husband thinks, or my mom don’t load it, or I00:24:11
’m waiting for Sasha, I need to se no,00:24:14
but here it’s obvious some water according to the00:24:17
curtains I’m right00:24:19
now [ __ ] pieces of iron Svald00:24:23
recall everything will hang because in the morning the curtains will be00:24:26
on the floor I went to bed00:24:29
bunny thanks for the advice about the paper money00:24:33
team they might not have fought with him and00:24:36
with the storm thanks 3 it happened if it weren’t for00:24:40
your game he didn’t agree with me the reason00:24:44
fight the jamb and the00:24:47
schemes have been rebuilt all your life,00:24:50
agree with him, carry mine, I’ll restrain myself, she00:24:53
stay on the road, still answer my question,00:24:57
here’s my mother next to me, now we’ll decide what color to00:25:02
buy for the car, what did you put out, about00:25:07
treachery, we need to take revenge, no, let’s forgive00:25:10
each other, really, well, forgive me00:25:13
right, it was odious, that’s cunning,00:25:17
you couldn’t forgive me, but I don’t know about00:25:23
[music] give a00:25:24
shred of command.00:25:27
I forgive her. . Yes, love is strong and00:25:31
what color do you get for a car? Buy it00:25:36
anyway, have a flowered holiday, but don’t00:25:39
ask your mother00:25:41
[music]00:25:44
we wouldn’t like to get one like this, to00:25:48
say with the family, of course, it’s better to00:25:51
hear and00:25:57
love wins00:26:02
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[applause]00:26:24
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more one amazing meeting with a00:26:31
wonderful writer, humorist00:26:33
today he is our guest00:26:36
amazing surprise or witty00:26:38
Sergei Drobotenko a00:26:47
young theater actor00:26:50
starred in a movie for the first time he00:26:52
dreamed about it he studied it and now the00:26:56
first filming is over how did it all go00:27:01
as he dreamed about it monologue of the00:27:04
future Oscar nose00:27:07
[applause]00:27:12
my film career began suddenly00:27:17
they offered me a role in the film, well, it’s better not to00:27:20
think of it, the shooting should have taken place in00:27:23
the summer on the Sats or on the shores of the azure00:27:27
sea in the company of charming Italian women,00:27:31
and then the pandemic00:27:33
closed the borders; in addition, a week before00:27:37
filming, it turned out that the producer00:27:39
wasted all the money with Italian girls from00:27:42
Bobruisk and00:27:45
with this money that was left to film the summer00:27:49
of our goals and it was only possible in the winter in the00:27:52
far north the00:27:53
night before the flight00:27:56
the wife was unusually kindly said let me at00:28:01
least snuggle closer to you00:28:03
while you are warm in00:28:07
the morning at the airport00:28:10
the director wanted to cheer you up00:28:13
drink00:28:15
splashed the boats drank a little in moderation we00:28:19
always in moderation in moderation I somehow opened00:28:23
Dahl’s dictionary I wasn’t too lazy to read mera an00:28:27
old Russian word denoting a00:28:30
volume of a little more than twenty-six liters00:28:33
that’s how we don’t finish drinking all our lives00:28:37
in short I drank in moderation and woke up in the tundra00:28:43
outside the window minus 40 take not a single00:28:47
centimeter of my body I didn’t want to get00:28:49
off the bus00:28:51
then the director of the infection00:28:53
put the envelope with my fee in a00:28:56
snowdrift I00:28:57
had to crawl00:29:00
because according to the script my curls were supposed to00:29:04
develop the southern breeze the goals were00:29:09
forcibly pulled off my hat with ear flaps my entire00:29:12
request to00:29:13
make up for a Panama hat with fur00:29:15
was ignored00:29:19
then they suggested putting on sandals00:29:23
so that my feet could breathe in the heat, there was00:29:28
no one to contact me with the00:29:30
sandals, I put the sandals right on my felt boots,00:29:34
the viewer thought these were such hairy00:29:36
Italian legs00:29:40
when taking turns they pulled off the sheepskin coat, then I was00:29:44
already biting and squealing, I drove in so that00:29:49
people from the outside could think where that00:29:52
pig was losing innocence,00:29:56
finally my tanned purple body was00:30:01
lowered into the azure waters of the Barents Sea,00:30:06
sunbathed nearby, fur seals00:30:10
mechanically crossed themselves00:30:15
in the water, I physically felt how my00:30:20
primary sexual characteristic was00:30:22
disappearing and it seemed like always, and00:30:27
when I surfaced the film instantly became00:30:30
Indian because a characteristic dark mark appeared on the forehead between the eyes00:30:34
. it was the00:30:38
belly button00:30:39
the director fainted when the belly button00:30:43
playfully winked at him00:30:45
[music]00:30:47
then they announced lunch, everyone jumped on the bus00:30:52
and left, they forgot about me, meanwhile00:30:55
I was powdered, a cable came up to me and00:31:00
mistook me for a fence or a tree,00:31:03
it didn’t affect the result,00:31:06
having lived through everything Lucy, I asked him00:31:09
who you raised your paw at, the00:31:16
cable looked at me with eyes00:31:18
like they were in Tajikistan and they saw a00:31:21
group of migrant workers from Russia in a stripe,00:31:25
standing on three paws,00:31:27
the fourth one, he never lowered it again,00:31:30
a wedding passing by00:31:33
took me for a monument to the first00:31:35
polar explorer and that’s why luckily they broke a00:31:40
bottle of champagne and my head was not there,00:31:43
soon the director came up and said00:31:47
that he had good news for me, the00:31:50
bathing scene should be re-shot,00:31:53
you see, the marriage in the sound00:31:57
turns out to be coming from my swimming trunks all the time with00:32:01
some kind of evil,00:32:03
I said it’s not a ringing this is a signal from the sos,00:32:11
obviously for all the efforts of the Barents Sea,00:32:14
life was still glimmering in them and then what00:32:17
does some kind of ringing mean, it was in the evening,00:32:21
and therefore the evening ringing, a00:32:26
solution to the problem, they found the ingenious00:32:29
contents of the swimming trunks, insulated with glass wool,00:32:34
if you had seen my hike,00:32:37
I have never been so careful while00:32:39
walking,00:32:40
when the seals saw that I was00:32:44
going for a swim again,00:32:45
they silently crossed their fins on their chests, but00:32:52
the film still came out, after which I was00:32:55
simply inundated with offers to act,00:32:57
although they always offer some kind of00:33:00
scumbags,00:33:03
apparently she has been ample all her life00:33:07
[applause]00:33:22
Drobotenko has left us00:33:26
so further according to the program00:33:29
asana teona now00:33:32
we are now summer summer summer summer and this00:33:38
summer jagr I will take into account according to the program in a minute and I do00:33:42
n’t watch TV00:33:44
[music]00:33:45
what will happen next next there will be a sandwich00:33:49
with sausage and tea I ask who00:33:52
is following me next Oksana it’s your00:33:55
turn at the buffet I tell you who’s00:33:57
next on stage going there that you00:34:00
’re nervous Nikolai no one is going anywhere00:34:04
now commercial break don’t switch00:34:11
[music]00:34:19
you00:34:20
[music]00:34:22
wonderful00:34:23
song00:34:26
kebabs got in now to Petrosyan I’ll00:34:29
announce and go and marinated the meat how00:34:33
everything is as it should be on the onion salt prince00:34:37
kefir00:34:38
kefir what should00:34:40
you bypass on beer salt onion00:34:44
pepper beer our shish kebab on beer beer00:34:47
wash down this butter oil and you00:34:49
tried it and I marinated it in my sauce00:34:52
very piquant taste00:34:54
folders which00:34:57
kebab does not tolerate women's hands so00:35:00
Nadya Philip on beer on kefir aerotwin00:35:04
she's oxidized cubes and he's Petrosyan00:35:07
went on stage to go where they should00:35:12
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so he went, that means I'll go who's with00:35:27
me to a juicy beat00:35:29
we'll00:35:41
tell you how I and my wife Muse00:35:47
went to the sea in our summer00:35:52
We drove the car, but I was tired of sitting at the dacha, you know00:35:56
how our dacha holidays go for everyone, I00:36:00
sped up to see if she straightened up00:36:03
to see if I could straighten up,00:36:11
but then we left on Sunday morning, there were00:36:16
almost no cars in the lungs, we slipped through the gift, it became00:36:22
almost to Rostov, thousands of kilometers, the weather00:36:26
whispers in a good mood, we stopped at a00:36:29
store there to buy juice or something else, the00:36:34
saleswoman turned out to be humorous, but00:36:37
Rostov-Dad00:36:38
breathes humor, some guy00:36:41
asked him how long she worked until he was00:36:46
55,00:36:52
I smiled and she smiled at me,00:36:55
please, juice, dear young lady, so you Do00:36:59
you think my Musya was boiling with indignation, why did00:37:03
I say, dear young lady, they00:37:07
just give me juice if you’re not a00:37:11
stranger, the girls could have said, dear00:37:15
young lady,00:37:16
that means you won’t miss a single skirt at sea,00:37:20
you think I forgot how you00:37:23
frivolously met me on the bus,00:37:25
the driver abruptly slowed down I00:37:29
plopped down on your lap you asked 18 there is00:37:33
then sit on00:37:38
imagine how you can get me by00:37:40
cheating husband but what does this have to do with before the wedding00:37:43
the wedding is invariably Kostin00:37:47
you have nothing but nonsense on your mind you00:37:50
think I forgot when I said that I00:37:52
like the picture of gray girl with00:37:54
peaches you answered you said you00:37:57
like the paintings by Rubens there are more peaches in them I00:38:03
turn everything back you want to deal with it00:38:06
back home I don’t want to go to the sea I00:38:08
don’t want to go home or I’ll go out and go on foot00:38:12
Musya come to your senses thousands of kilometers have passed00:38:15
no home well what to do00:38:19
turned around00:38:20
swore let's go Musya and she's00:38:25
so beautiful in anger but the tree00:38:31
shouldn't have written half a fool on her face00:38:34
I didn't read it in time because she00:38:37
had bangs before the wedding and she00:38:40
gave it to her at the driving school and they asked me00:38:43
for exams how the engine works and she00:38:46
answered them00:38:49
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came with I didn’t pass the exam, which failed the00:38:56
theory, the practice of a tree inspector and 300:39:00
homeless people,00:39:04
just like that, we turned around,00:39:07
let’s get there, but we got almost to Voronezh, 60000:39:12
kilometers to Moscow, already 400 left,00:39:15
arms, legs don’t work, passed out right in the00:39:18
car, what we’re doing00:39:21
in the morning we wake up and can’t figure out where00:39:24
we are we00:39:26
Musya joyfully asks where is the sea00:39:36
what sea00:39:39
and Muscovite 400 meters left you look00:39:44
we are already on the third day on the road I was going to00:39:48
rest and he is taking me with a mask 3 but you00:39:53
yourself that I am an00:39:56
impressionable woman you are a man in the00:39:58
end you should have insisted00:40:00
turn around back to the sea or will I00:40:03
get out and go on foot00:40:07
what to do00:40:12
turned around let's go what to do00:40:15
through now he uses such a ride00:40:18
the navigator asked so but where00:40:23
in general we got almost to Krasnodar I00:40:27
look at the meeting a herd of cows walking at the pace of the00:40:31
asphalt they walk and say this happens there00:40:33
although now the road they built a good thing, but00:40:36
there are such segments, well, Musa immediately00:40:39
asks scientific questions, why the cow00:40:43
stuck her tongue out to the left, I explain00:40:47
because she went to overtake00:40:54
and they like milk for the cow, she00:40:57
loves yaga but can’t reach it, and00:41:01
what’s different about the cow Terkinu I’ll be like00:41:05
our Corolla has a bell hang and the00:41:08
chick has a cell phone,00:41:12
well, that's how we drove, drove and passed the00:41:17
flower market, damn it was wrong and again there was00:41:22
a scandal, why didn't I stop, didn't buy00:41:25
her flowers, if I loved her, then I00:41:27
would stop and buy her flowers, but since I do00:41:30
n't love, I didn't stop and didn’t buy her00:41:33
flowers and so for 20 minutes it means you’re00:41:37
not at all interested in as a woman, I somehow00:41:39
remember putting on sexy black lingerie, you00:41:43
were scared, concluded that someone had died,00:41:50
I just don’t have words, well, how to go home and00:41:53
speak to her, there are no words and and you can’t shut up, you’re00:41:56
just thinking about your car, my00:41:59
mom asked you about me, how is00:42:02
your sunshine, you said butter is needed,00:42:08
all the husbands are like husbands, he’s a zoyka’s husband, a00:42:12
diplomat, then he went to school with a diplomat00:42:15
from and apparently went to school with a00:42:18
backpack00:42:21
[applause]00:42:22
for the anniversary what happened I recently00:42:25
signed these invitation cards I00:42:27
asked you how to write the year00:42:30
of the dog or anniversary00:42:32
you said write anniversary00:42:37
[applause]00:42:44
that's all I don't want with you name of affairs00:42:46
turn around back home and he doesn't00:42:49
want the relics have mercy00:42:55
infantry has been fighting for four days00:42:58
spread your brains, she has already spread her00:43:00
brains with her00:43:03
brothers, and her brother doesn’t impudently go00:43:08
home, he shouts the main thing and like a00:43:11
commander, back forward00:43:14
to Moscow,00:43:16
it is necessary, so to speak, back forward there is no00:43:20
logic, no logic, somehow she00:43:23
sent me a text message, dear, I went with the00:43:26
girls to a bachelorette party, I’ll ring00:43:28
the phone don’t take it, don’t run into trouble, but I00:43:33
passed the exam at the institute only00:43:36
because the examiner with humor caught him laughing out00:43:38
loud when in response to his question what is the00:43:41
essence of Raskolnikov’s life, she00:43:44
answered him to get more money and00:43:48
[music]00:43:49
finished off and he said that all men are00:43:52
the same and Stenka Razin in general00:43:55
[ __ ] up and quit00:44:04
all the time wants to be smarter than she is, in00:44:07
fact, she did a tomography of the00:44:10
brain, they didn’t find anything,00:44:15
and without them this sign00:44:20
invited her to a restaurant there was a00:44:23
buffet, so she sat down at it00:44:27
that you’re disgracing me, this is a buffet,00:44:30
why are you sat down but nothing for the Swede they will come I’ll00:44:33
get up00:44:36
[applause]00:44:38
moment what I say every day00:44:42
surprises I need so much money I need00:44:44
so much money for cosmetics for00:44:46
highlights for hair removal but00:44:48
manicure-pedicure00:44:49
Yaglo I’m lucky I was born beautiful right away00:44:56
[applause]00:44:58
in general we’ve almost reached Tula00:45:02
you were born a day later then your arms and legs00:45:06
no longer worked at all in the00:45:08
morning a day later I wake up00:45:12
the birds are singing I feel such a nice00:45:15
pleasant breeze00:45:18
barking difference opening my eyes mutya00:45:22
in front of me looks at me00:45:26
is silent00:45:27
I try not to interrupt her in the00:45:33
morning two sheep met early in the morning00:45:39
and so they were silent for about 20 minutes then she00:45:43
kissed me and said I want to go to the sea00:45:52
[applause]00:45:54
[music]00:46:02
[applause]00:46:12
when with me on good00:46:16
tubes you00:46:18
can pour ropes out of me00:46:22
at the sea of course00:46:25
where else in this weather,00:46:30
especially since we00:46:33
drove 160 kilometers from Moscow just in00:46:39
case I00:46:41
called at the00:46:43
psychological support bureau of this service I00:46:47
told them00:46:49
how we were going,00:46:52
they listened to me carefully and00:46:56
offered to hang me,00:47:02
I thanked him,00:47:05
turned around and drove to the sea,00:47:10
drove in complete prostration,00:47:12
but Musya, as if nothing had happened, solved the00:47:16
crossword puzzle00:47:17
in the magazine, I even helped because00:47:21
God forbid and again it will blow up the damn many00:47:24
parts of the world I said 200:47:30
this and that00:47:34
then I read that a person cannot00:47:37
reach his nose with his tongue and00:47:41
suddenly fell silent00:47:46
[applause] about an00:47:51
hour later00:47:55
I hear look let’s go it worked00:48:00
[applause]00:48:03
we got to Rostov again I basically00:48:08
stopped near this the store00:48:10
saleswoman found out about00:48:14
you already back the00:48:19
fire and00:48:21
we00:48:25
spent the night ahead in some 0 star00:48:28
hotel,00:48:30
Moses distinguished herself there, she asked, but how much00:48:33
does a room in this pigsty cost? The00:48:37
very cultured administrator answered00:48:39
you with one flax pig 200:48:45
in short, let's go further for now two more times00:48:49
turned around, arrived on the seventh day00:48:52
to the sea,00:48:54
spent a day by the sea and then I remembered00:48:58
oh, I have to go to work in 10 days, I00:49:02
understand it’s a day and a half drive, but00:49:07
I smoothie00:49:08
need to hurry and we00:49:12
really went somewhere near Voronezh, dregs,00:49:15
I decided more swim once00:49:18
but came to work on time00:49:22
glory00:49:23
[applause]00:49:29
and recently Musya even asked me00:49:33
what’s interesting I’m really getting on your nerves00:49:40
I was confused I00:49:43
didn’t know what to answer come on I’m saying00:49:48
you’re just a00:49:51
real woman and00:49:54
you’re a00:49:56
real man00:49:59
because you’re not angry00:50:04
I’m going to the Church I00:50:08
confess00:50:11
I will tell the priests how we were driving00:50:20
I kissed her and said in her ear just in00:50:26
case the00:50:28
capture Validol suddenly grabs the priest00:50:34
[applause]00:50:39
you will laugh but we still00:50:42
live with Musya who said it’s difficult with women why is it00:50:47
difficult there he came00:50:49
up kissed hugged said that she was smart00:50:53
and beautiful and well, if this doesn’t come to mind, you00:50:57
can ask what I don’t understand I lost weight I was00:51:01
tired00:51:06
recently I came drunk and the sea00:51:10
met me with a broom in my hands00:51:13
I threw myself on my knees screamed Musya didn’t00:51:17
fly away For00:51:21
many the zones are normal will come to life boring but with00:51:25
my Musya you won't00:51:27
get bored00:51:28
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В юмористическом концерте "Солнечный удар" принимали участие: Евгений Петросян, Сергей Дроботенко, Александр Морозов, Николай Бандурин, Лана Крымова, Дарья Руднева, Оксана Невежина, театр клоунады "Микос". Смотреть другие выпуски: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgWn407gTfdRrR-7rKuzanAGK1m2p1uLU "Центральное телевидение" - это телевидение вечных ценностей: документальные и исторические фильмы, ток-шоу, программы о науке и культуре, медицине, путешествиях, расследования той или иной сферы общественной деятельности.
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