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[music]

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conversation two crucian carp my life in this

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dirty pond is worse than that of a homeless person there's

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a hook over there, grab it and you'll end up with sour cream

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[music]

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for two weeks now a little boy has been carrying

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jam and cakes on the roof to a cunning homeless person with a

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fan [music]

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before the law everyone is equal to a homeless person who

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spent the whole winter on the heating main without we

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brought a receipt for heating

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[music]

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homeless person at a doctor's appointment, hello

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doctor, my stomach hurts, what did you eat yesterday?

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head, well, for example, you

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ate the bare head of the pigeons, well, the bare head

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of the pigeons ate, what exactly is the matter, to be

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honest, I’m a speech therapist, but I helped in any way I could

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[music]

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a man punctured a tire, stood on the side of the road,

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changed the tire, then a homeless guy came up to him

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and asked

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what are you doing, yes I take off the wheel then

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this little guy takes a cobblestone and breaks the

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glass, he says, but yes, I’ll take the radio

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from a homeless person, they ask what it’s like to

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eat waste every day, I don’t know, I don’t eat

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McDonald’s

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[music] the

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homeless person brings a statement to the police that

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he was robbed, comrade lieutenant stole

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37 things you did as if everyone had counted,

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of course, an old deck of cards and a lighter

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[music]

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they found a frozen homeless man in winter, they took him in a

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caricature, they put him in the stove, an hour later

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the attendant opened the damper to

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see the client’s readiness and from the stove you

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hear a voice, brother, close it, it’s draughty, it’s

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just starting to warm up

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[music]

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God asks a friend listening to the day

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Mikhailovich he works he works he has

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nothing to do at all

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[music]

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one successful businessman was driving to

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his mercy and saw a homeless man who was chewing

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grass on the lawn, what can you do, what the hell is he doing, or

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something, the homeless man hasn’t eaten anything for three days, dear

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man, I’m chewing on the grass businessman

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oh you poor fellow but come on jump here I'm

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good today you'll go with me they're coming they

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mean they're coming here homeless and says thank

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you good man in vain they say that the

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rich are greedy businessman in response oh

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well bro now come to my villa

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rublyovka you'll see for yourself how my

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lawn is juicy uncut

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[music]

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boxing gets on the bus and reaches into the pocket

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of a healthy guy, he grabs him by the

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scruff of the neck and yells you damn poverty who are you

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robbing who is a beggar I am a beggar I

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already have 5 pockets search not a penny of money

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two classmates meet one

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successful businessman the other homeless man is the one

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who will ask you to give me at least a little

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money so that I can get up, good money I

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will give you but water, one thing there

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was an attempt on me here, in the end I lost one

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eye for crazy money, I inserted an

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artificial one, guess what kind of money your

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homeless man points to the left exactly, but like you

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I guessed and there is still something human in him.

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Judge to the homeless person why don’t you live anywhere

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he answers the railway. station and lived at

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the bus station lived now in prison I’m living is it

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really not enough

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[music]

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stage of beard growth sex week on a binge

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sea captain prisoner of war homeless

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wizard

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young handsome foreign intelligence officer

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married the daughter of the head of the

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intelligence department the next day he is

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called to the department you have a

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serious task ahead of you your legend you and a

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young bored millionaire live in the

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suburbs of Paris for 20 years with your wife, relax

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at resorts, spend evenings in

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restaurants, buy yachts, expensive cars,

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after 20 years you get a job to

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celebrate, the officer buzzed with friends at a

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party, he says the whole old goat sent

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me to Paris the very next

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day challenge in management your legend

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is changing the financial department has not approved the estimate and

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so you are a lonely one-eyed homeless person living

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under a bridge in the suburbs of Paris and after 20

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years you receive a task

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[music] a

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businessman is walking down the street towards him

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homeless person give 100 rubles why would you buy

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vodka I’ll drink I’ll be forgotten

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the businessman will fall apart immediately picks up the phone and calls

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his office Alla HR department

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fire the chief accountant I found an honest

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man

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[music] I do

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n’t bother teaching you how to understand people if a

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man in a vintage sweater and a beard

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sits upright, he’s a hipster if he’s lying

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homeless

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[music] a

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store comes in and addresses the

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salesperson give me a roll of toilet

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paper, which one do we have, and there are many different

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colors and at different prices, yes, I’d like

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some cheaper one, but not the

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white one, it gets dirty quickly

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[music]

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there’s a

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homeless man standing on the street, all dirty,

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ragged, shaggy, in one shoe that

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suits him, grandma, it’s a pity and no,

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poor thing, what happened to you, what a

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ragged, dirty shoe you are, you

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lost your shoe somewhere and the homeless man answers, he didn’t

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lose it, grandma found it

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[music]

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hello on the air, the housing

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issue is on air, today we are visiting Misha and Pasha,

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they are homeless, so today we will

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renovate the Kursk station,

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what do you eat?

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The journalist asks the homeless man about all sorts of herbs,

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and what kind of herbs, let's go and show you the sidekick, the

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homeless man dreams under the fence right now, he would like to eat a

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delicious drink, fall asleep in a warm bed, his

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wife wakes up the next morning in a

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luxurious bedroom in front of him is a tray of food,

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drinks, fruits and a note expensive

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breakfast on the table lunch in the refrigerator I'm

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off to your roof

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[music] the

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jewelry store was robbed the

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police arrive and God sees sitting near the entrance

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they took him and dragged him to interrogate him

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they put him in a basin of water he dipped him in

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a minute they take him out they persuade him where the pearls are here

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they don't know he's back in the basin where are the pearls

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I don’t know it again in the one where the pearls I don’t

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know only it’s back in the basin and the grandmother

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says guys if you want to find

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pearls here, hire another diver

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[music]

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a beggar asks a passerby for

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food, sorry friend, I don’t have any change, I don’t have

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a card here because- for people like you, you had to

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buy a mobile terminal, give me

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your card here

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[music]

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two homeless people meet, one says I’m already

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quite the same even on vacation about work, I

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think it’s like yes I went for mushrooms yesterday, I

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picked up two baskets of bottles

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[music]

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and

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one homeless person says to the other those who

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drink burnt vodka develop

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health problems haven’t seen this, it all

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starts with the eyes haven’t heard this then

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and well, I don’t know and the vines are pumping

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[music]

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homeless man Vitya demands to be called

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Victor because he recently ate a

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frog

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[music]

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after New Year’s Eve two

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homeless people are talking, as he noted, it was great, he went to the

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Christmas tree, they gave me something to drink, they fed me, and everything was free from start

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to finish, some freak

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parked right above the hatch, I had to sit at

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home

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[music] a

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homeless man is standing in the trash, a policeman comes up to him

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and says this place is actually

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for garbage but excuse me, have a seat

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[music] the

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homeless people of the mountains consider the janitor seeds to be their

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housekeeper

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[music]

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2 rubles don’t look, to hell with it,

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show me

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[music]

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frayed jeans, torn pants are stretched out

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and sweaters and coats from shopping

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bags, not celebrities dictate

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fashion trends, but homeless people

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[music]

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