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Семен Слепаков

Semen Slepakov

Бард-десятник

Comedy Club

Comedy Club Russia

Камеди Клаб

гитара

песни

песня

авторская

аня

кузнецова

жопа

прикол

юмор

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friends, I actually want to

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apologize to you from the very beginning, but it bothers me a little

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that in the song that I want to

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perform for you now, there is one thing in it, it’s a

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very good, very kind song, it’s

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actually kind, romantic and bright, but

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there is one bad word in it and, as it were, I’m

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warning you about this right away, so

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when you hear it, you be prepared,

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it’s there

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[applause]

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Anya Kuznetsova’s ass has been growing for

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18 years now, and Anya Kuznetsova’s ass

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has been growing

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and she’s unlucky in love, whatever she

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did

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after six, not him la la on the simulator

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without a head,

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I didn’t mix carbohydrates with proteins wow in the

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sauna for a day on the phone la-la-la smeared

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ointments on the body la la

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belt and fur, raped and even entered all sorts of things,

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but Anya Kuznetsova’s ass

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has been

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growing for twenty-fifth year now

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[music]

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[applause]

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[ music]

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by Anya Kuznetsova

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[music]

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and she’s unlucky in love and you know what she

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did, Anya flew to Tibet, the shaft

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found the abbot’s father there and he

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said urgently that if

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Anya pays 400,000 yuan then he will condescend to her

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where

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they wrote, a miracle will happen and the ass will go away In

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less than a year, Ani Kuznetsova’s ass will go away

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and she will be lucky in love, they did this there,

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pierced with burning arrows, hounded with

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Bengal tigers,

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pricked with Chinese needles, fed, walked with

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cockroaches, woke up and threw drums

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into the firm of August bears of the Americas, and then

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one day they noticed that her ass was growing

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Anya Kuznetsova's

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year was wasted, Anya Kuznetsova's ass is growing

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and she's unlucky in love and you know what she

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did differently looked at life la la

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decided to start all over again and soon met

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love fell in love

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with don't eat without leaving it with

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all the shortcomings

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girls remember the main thing

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ass life they The main thing is that Anya Kuznetsova's cat is growing, she will

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soon be one year old, Anya Kuznetsova's daughter is growing up,

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but her ass is growing as

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well [applause]

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Песня из Comedy Club №283 Авторы текста Семен Слепаков и Джавид Курбанов Текст песни: Жопа растёт... У Ани Кузнецовой уже восемнадцатый год. Жопа растёт... У Ани Кузнецовой, и в любви не везёт. Что она только не делала: После шести не ела-ла-ла, На тренажёре бегала-ла-ла, Углеводы с белками не смешивала-ла, В сауне сутки потела-ла-ла, Мазала мазями тело-ла-ла, Пояс из шерсти носила-ла-ла, И даже в церковь ходила. Но жопа растёт... У Ани Кузнецовой уже 25-ый год. Жопа растёт... У Ани Кузнецовой, и в любви не везёт. И знаете, что Ана сделала? Аня в Тибет полетела-ла-ла, Нашла там отца-настоятеля, И он ей сказал настоятельно, Что если заплатит Аня Четыреста тысяч тысяч юаней, Тогда снизойдёт к ней Будда, И с Аней случится чудо: И жопа пройдёт У Ани Кузнецовой меньше, чем через год. И жопа пройдёт У Ани Кузнецовой, и в любви повезёт. И с нею такое там делали, Пронзали горящими стрелами, Травили бенгальскими тиграми, Кололи китайскими иглами, Кормили её тараканами, Будили её барабанами, Бросали в берлогу с медведями, И вот однажды заметили, Что жопа... растёт. У Ани Кузнецовой впустую потрачен год! Жопа растёт! У Ани Кузнецовой, и в любви не везёт. И знаете, что Аня сдела-ла-ла? Иначе на жизнь посмотрела-ла-ла, Решила начать всё сначала И вскоре любовь повстречала, Влюбился в неё без остатка он Со всеми её недостатками, Девчонки, запомните главное -- Жопа в жизни не главное. И дочка растёт У Ани Кузнецовой, скоро исполнится год. Дочка растёт У Ани Кузнецовой, ...но и жопа растёт.

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