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it’s useless, he doesn’t even flutter00:00:14
about that spring, how I got sick and00:00:19
I’m toiling and getting sick, it’s not like I00:00:24
suddenly fell from the porch the00:00:32
first time I fell, I think it can’t be00:00:35
that nothing00:00:38
happened, I got up again Well, the second one00:00:43
was successful, it00:00:44
really couldn’t00:00:47
have been a month for us, this is one thing by the way fell from the roof00:00:51
and smeared nothing with green paint and the00:00:56
floor Toli because00:00:58
or or because the roof from the00:01:05
doghouse you don’t see anything like00:01:10
fate fate Where will you take it oh state00:01:16
how to grab it grab the00:01:20
river that I’m talking about people all the time Oh my00:01:23
God Zheki u popo, by the way, about the birds,00:01:27
if we talk about fate, Zhenya00:01:32
had a rooster, well, he00:01:37
carried everything behind00:01:43
him, because how he sang, also how he sang, the00:01:49
whole village woke up with him00:01:54
3:30 Well, I knew what kind of Kolya it was00:01:58
fate that sang00:02:01
Oh what am I saying about birds, yes Zhenka00:02:05
By the way, Popov himself is he better or something,00:02:07
also how many times he was pumped out, he drowned,00:02:10
oh00:02:15
state Well, he doesn’t know how to swim from the water, you can’t take him out of the water00:02:18
and he’s climbing deeper and deeper, the00:02:23
fool in this difference with00:02:26
this ate on a motorcycle to press00:02:30
They're driving past the river and that Let's go for a swim00:02:33
Zhenya Let's climb right up to the top of his head Well, he00:02:39
stood up to breathe00:02:43
uncomfortably, his brother-in-law is holding his legs No way he's00:02:46
clinging to one thing with his chin00:02:51
Well, oh, he carved the spruce as he was00:02:58
lucky for a certificate so that, well, it's00:03:03
bad to drive just like Zhenya swims00:03:06
So this one00:03:07
drives and into the table with all his might00:03:10
you can imagine how to hit00:03:14
Shura with his head the heavy head outweighs the cradle00:03:17
how he got hooked on it like Oh from Zhenya00:03:22
water Like from a whale00:03:23
in an instant Aha is sitting laughing by00:03:28
the post watching the churin sitting next to something is00:03:31
not laughing00:03:34
what - then he put him in the cradle Well, before going back,00:03:38
my brother-in-law went in the wrong direction00:03:40
again. Tails to go down. Zhenya slow down00:03:43
and the brakes were all on the post.00:03:47
Yes, not again, tails. Yes, Zhenya00:03:51
drowned again brother-in-law00:03:54
sewing Oh good, some girl was00:03:59
walking from the forest to pick a berry I was walking with mushrooms and00:04:03
called the adults Well, just didn’t00:04:07
ride until all the pillars fell down Oh, and00:04:11
even sewing, you can’t escape fate00:04:15
Oh God, what am I talking about people all the time?00:04:19
Animals, too, by the way, everyone has their own00:04:22
destiny,00:04:23
yes,00:04:25
these are the butches about Bychkov, I also wanted to say there are two of00:04:29
us with the Klyuevs, there are two of them with the Klyuevs,00:04:35
well, one is a nephew, the other, on the contrary, is a00:04:39
cousin. Well, they00:04:43
had this little by little. Who are they, twins, who are00:04:46
they the same? Well, you can’t tell them apart; they are00:04:52
identical; they call them; no, there are00:04:55
two of them; it was00:04:57
like this Yes, Lord, you can’t00:05:02
tell them apart, and they even had the same name, by the way,00:05:05
Boris and00:05:09
Vladimir with their00:05:12
uncle’s calving. Well, winter arrived when yes,00:05:15
Lord, what kind of trading began00:05:19
at the market? This is Nishka Jr.’s nephew00:05:21
who arrived, tell me, he’s standing,00:05:23
he’s selling, that means meat is coming up00:05:27
to him two, he says, the river guys were00:05:29
not our00:05:32
nationalities, well, they don’t speak our way, they don’t00:05:34
look at him, they don’t take meat out of the blue, you’re00:05:38
chasing after00:05:41
Thank you, you live, and in his hands, his00:05:45
leg would have been frozen, how could he00:05:49
give it to one he threw away his lot with00:05:51
his hoof.00:05:54
Well, they acquitted the truth, then the bear00:05:59
brought a lot of them, then uncle00:06:04
greed stood up where the nephew was telling him,00:06:08
he was trading, two00:06:13
black these00:06:17
blacks approached him, Well, they don’t speak our way, they don’t00:06:21
take meat for him, and they do00:06:27
n’t have to wait for them from their mother.00:06:30
foot in the forehead of one and the00:06:34
other for 5 years,00:06:37
say that it’s not fate that the00:06:41
bulls are the same, but they were sold differently00:06:48
[applause] everything,00:06:50
how to grab grab Yes,00:06:58
look, Kim00:07:00
Bakuto is not so convenient,00:07:04
like about Kolka Trofimova, I also don’t really00:07:07
know how to say it Oh, what a pity the guy, too,00:07:14
how he didn’t want to00:07:18
get married. The gypsy told him something terrible,00:07:21
also from his wife, he says you’ll die.00:07:24
Well, nature demands anyway, oh, and since00:07:30
you feel sorry for yourself and the pebble, then the woman feels00:07:32
even more00:07:33
sorry for him, right? Yes, somehow she00:07:36
kept getting closer to the window towards the night Kolya Kolya will open and everything is00:07:39
making noise to him,00:07:43
and he’s hiding in the00:07:46
tops of the00:07:48
garden in00:07:52
December, he’s not00:07:55
going to live, he really wanted to live,00:08:01
but still, from his nerves, Pebble began to twitch00:08:04
and straight away he kissed the plate, brushed the naked capito00:08:07
and spilled it for Him right on the place Through00:08:09
which death should00:08:12
come00:08:14
oh oh they amputated successfully, it’s true then,00:08:19
well, it would seem Live Yes,00:08:21
Rejoice, there’s nothing to be afraid of No, he00:08:25
began to be sad and withered away fate00:08:30
oh about Grandma and Gaf, I can’t really speak00:08:33
in the company, how can I say it,00:08:35
Lord,00:08:37
too How long were they prophesied for her to live, God forbid in00:08:41
memory of 120 years Yes, they prophesied00:08:46
the old woman was still so strong, what did you all00:08:48
say,00:08:51
they prophesied that she was so00:08:58
strong for 120 years,00:09:01
the diagnosis came, this diagnosis is there, how is he,00:09:09
how is he, the rupture of the00:09:15
mycardium due to the bite of a great-grandson on a soft00:09:19
spot in00:09:20
how you had to live for 126 years and00:09:25
just like that I don’t know00:09:28
who was to blame for her. How many times have00:09:31
they said, go to the toilet like other00:09:33
people? No, she’ll turn around in the corridor and00:09:36
turn her back forward. Walking here, and there’s a great-grandson.00:09:40
Lord, the panic was sitting on the potty; he never gave it away; he00:09:44
bit her on the soft00:09:47
spot with a sharp edge. she stayed right there in the passage00:09:50
Yes, good, he bit her just in time, a little late,00:09:53
two corpses in one00:09:56
house, she would have crushed him another half a step and00:10:00
that’s it. So say that it wasn’t fate that bit over00:10:03
there, but her heart burst00:10:07
[applause]00:10:12
[applause]00:10:15
[music]00:10:17
[ applause]00:10:28
fate00:10:35
Timofey is dying00:10:38
all the00:10:42
skiff with one foot in the coffin, thank00:10:47
God he00:10:49
was already afraid that he would go to hell Come on,00:10:53
before seven he asked his wife for forgiveness, he said00:10:56
Where the money is hidden, the fool is in trouble, but he’s the00:11:01
only one who doesn’t walk, he00:11:06
felt better, he began to reach the buffet, where00:11:10
he hid the money they are00:11:13
no longer there It’s00:11:15
bad again Well, it’s worse than00:11:21
nothing The doctor said it won’t be long,00:11:24
he’s a good guy I know him00:11:27
well The doctor wo00:11:30
n’t say in vain00:11:32
that you came Nyurka, well, his00:11:35
wife, you came, go Nikolai Timofey00:11:39
is calling to say goodbye, he wants to00:11:41
ask for forgiveness But I won’t go you've been crap on me all my life00:11:46
and then go and forgive me right away. Everything, oh,00:11:49
no, my brother, you won't work out, you see00:11:54
what he does, what he doesn't do, remember the nasty thing00:11:58
from him, why00:12:00
are you, Nyurka, this is his wife who00:12:03
came, my00:12:05
first wife, well, she just00:12:08
left me through 9 months exactly, I gave birth to him00:12:11
straight Yeah, he was running around the village screaming Nka It00:12:15
hurts to be white, aren’t you here00:12:17
And we lived for 3 years, no one,00:12:20
black or00:12:21
white, these don’t let us give birth every year, since00:12:27
they forgive this00:12:29
[music]00:12:30
and you know my subtlety00:12:32
Well, the beauty used to be the first00:12:36
what the hell does00:12:39
she look like now Well, she came to me from him00:12:42
from Timofey,00:12:46
of course, for 4 years she also walked with him empty,00:12:48
unsigned, and with her we are just like00:12:52
snipers without a gap Just every year, either a00:12:54
guy or a girl or a girl or a guy,00:12:58
no one else00:13:01
it was like these were pouring out of a conveyor belt. Yeah,00:13:05
let's say who has more Timofey,00:13:07
you hear during the race, the bastard00:13:10
was planning00:13:12
a race, I'm a fool,00:13:15
too, Well, eight of them rushed, we have00:13:18
this, but they all need to be fed, and where to00:13:27
get so much food for00:13:29
two days he won't00:13:31
last any longer good00:13:33
man Thanks00:13:36
to him I won’t go to work I’ll wait, what a00:13:40
joy it is to00:13:42
miss out Why are00:13:45
you alone? Everyone had children, let’s go00:13:50
fishing with him, well, this reserve for the00:13:57
gentlemen of the net, half a bag of fish at once again,00:14:01
count the whole bag Well, says God00:14:04
loves the Trinity, now we’ll take it ourselves00:14:07
abandoned there is an inspector with00:14:11
dogs, this one is screaming Kosha, leave everything, we00:14:15
are running, that Throw him away, only the bags, the00:14:19
nets are mine, get out of here, talking like a fish out of00:14:23
sin. I myself somehow00:14:26
began to pull out the nets alone, it got tangled in them,00:14:29
fell from a boat, I00:14:31
started to drown this year 30 years since he00:14:35
drowned Well, the inspectors00:14:39
pumped me out Yes, too, you know, they pump me out,00:14:42
they sentence a fine of 500 rubles, a fine of 500 rubles00:14:46
Who00:14:48
pumps out like that, who wants00:14:51
to wake up oh, it would be better if00:14:55
they didn’t pump out the floor to him,00:14:57
drive the horse 250 rubles, well, together they were00:15:02
in half so what do you say? I got caught I have to00:15:05
pay00:15:08
that I don’t00:15:10
Remember They were following me or something,00:15:13
the inspectorate is following me straight to him00:15:14
They fall out into the00:15:16
hut Where is the fish and I think there is00:15:20
God Search for there is no fish Come to00:15:24
me I have it all lying behind the barn00:15:30
Timofey donated00:15:32
the bastard I also got 300 rubles for a00:15:36
six-month fine without Sunday00:15:39
he worked oh what a bastard he was Why are00:15:44
you oh let's go get some apples It's also00:15:48
half done However, they were gray-haired and in our00:15:51
garden in this one in Kolkhozny Where else00:15:55
Take your really good ones were born that year00:15:59
Well, larger00:16:02
branches than the kolkhoz ones broke at his and00:16:05
mine It’s a pity for the pig, we ca00:16:08
n’t eat it ourselves anyway, we went for the00:16:13
collective farm people, we got a bag of them, we go00:16:16
back, I say, you pull him up onto your shoulder,00:16:18
he’s dangling between your legs and don’t bother him, no,00:16:22
everything has its own way, it’s cracking randomly. Well,00:16:25
of course they found him, they00:16:29
started shooting with salt,00:16:31
large apples00:16:33
they hit him and00:16:41
I lived like a sentry for a month,00:16:45
standing00:16:49
still Solenov still can’t eat anything00:16:52
about the face on his life, he walked in a knot,00:16:56
cracked a [ __ ],00:17:00
nothing, the doctor over the day two says and that’s it00:17:05
He’s good and what hours on the00:17:12
table will be mistaken for this draw they also00:17:14
got then00:17:17
Yeah, the lottery is a rumor and he was almost earlier00:17:21
[music]00:17:24
the postman00:17:27
gave a bottle Having delivered anyway, go00:17:34
by Well, I think I also counted one,00:17:39
he won’t drink and I don’t mind half a bottle00:17:42
for three00:17:43
tickets Well, we all agreed on00:17:48
hands on drink, let’s check that00:17:52
there’s a Zhiguli and he he00:17:57
became pale, even I didn’t recognize him right away, then00:18:01
give it back, he says, and that’s it, Toshi’s ticket, now he00:18:03
says I’ll give him the bottle. I say, yes, what are you00:18:05
doing, the contract is more expensive than money, and on the00:18:07
street, Houses there for the whole00:18:09
village, Friend00:18:12
is called, then with this ticket I’m like a00:18:14
fool at the box office he hit me there, hop under00:18:16
the arms where he got the fake00:18:20
ticket, so and so I say, let’s go to him and he00:18:24
says I was joking, he says00:18:27
Shipka jade became the number, he says it didn’t00:18:30
match one, I carefully cut it off the old ticket with a00:18:32
razor, stuck it00:18:35
there,00:18:37
the joker doesn’t care for him00:18:41
then for the rest of my life, every ruble in the world is00:18:45
checked to see if it’s counterfeit. Oh, why not?00:18:48
Remember the complete disgusting thing from00:18:51
him that year, there00:18:58
was just a fluff on my head, well, I’m on my way from my daughter. Well, from the city with00:19:03
shopping, I got to the estate area and00:19:06
looked at it there. something is rummaging around00:19:10
hanging around this hoo Lord00:19:14
Mercedes desa well the car is German Yeah00:19:19
Yes, Svika says his son-in-law came for more00:19:21
He was lost knew how to get it00:19:24
out long ago would have left00:19:34
better to go on foot00:19:37
Well, what do I think with things yes In00:19:41
such dust Yes in the heat come on, I say, I’ll00:19:45
try, I was studying to drive a00:19:50
tractor, well, everything somehow got going. Damn those00:19:53
speeds, I found some00:19:57
food, I didn’t pass half the road, I heard00:20:00
someone driving sirens from behind, and Dust, you can’t see00:20:06
who they’re overtaking and in front of me they’re hitting the00:20:10
brakes. Me, too, where should I go, too,00:20:12
the brake is as good as00:20:13
I can all the shoes of00:20:19
the river I see two men running from there,00:20:27
miles00:20:30
Whose car I’m talking about Yes, that’s who I’m00:20:33
looking at and there’s no one00:20:37
nearby00:20:39
oh, they gave me 2 years of probation then because of00:20:44
old age I didn’t even sit down00:20:49
ha Well, the doctor said nothing that’s it00:20:54
now I won’t even go say goodbye to mm Let00:20:57
me take00:20:59
the risk in vain oh the00:21:08
kids came running to him00:21:12
DAD00:21:15
If let’s go the father lives a lot00:21:24
wants to say goodbye our kids are friends with each other I’ll00:21:40
go then he will die again I’m00:21:47
to blame so I00:21:54
decided to guess asked those00:21:57
who00:21:58
would live and live00:22:00
who else would you00:22:16
bother [applause] And what do you00:22:19
want? You're walking00:22:22
here00:22:26
like a prosecutor,00:22:34
like the guys.00:22:39
Well,00:22:43
well done, we're happy here for00:22:46
you, your00:22:51
mother, and for your mother,00:22:54
well done, what can I00:22:56
say?00:23:00
Why are you asking me how to live?00:23:03
otherwise you don’t know how00:23:11
to live alone with me, Mish00:23:15
was left like this, and my00:23:23
life left for you to visit my sister yesterday, the00:23:33
bastard sister, her sister is very sick there00:23:37
every00:23:39
fall, she sends telegrams all the time when she’s dying,00:23:45
I’m about 40 years old,00:23:49
Africa is a00:23:52
dog that’s dying I came to my senses and carried it where00:23:56
I say to sleep,00:23:58
the household is00:24:00
all that I’m here with one00:24:04
leg, I00:24:07
agreed, she agreed, Oh, what is the00:24:17
bastard doing, I’m thinking about getting a divorce, Mish,00:24:21
What do you think,00:24:26
But you’re young, why don’t you understand,00:24:34
And what are they doing00:24:40
now? It’s all just a00:24:50
worry for me now. here in the summer I got sick,00:24:53
I thought I would go to bed00:24:56
during the day, I mostly walked Nothing, all my teeth were in00:25:01
place, all00:25:05
two at night, it began to twitch and everything00:25:08
twitches, twitches, twitches00:25:11
DGA And what can I do with one00:25:17
leg? The light got up, it turned on, so I thought I’m not00:25:21
at home, you woke up, you don’t00:25:26
recognize her00:25:28
everything blew up on my pillow,00:25:33
I'm dying, I'm screaming,00:25:37
I'm dying, who died when she's dying, she's00:25:41
Firi's sister, 40 years old, you're not going to die, you're going to sleep00:25:44
there, you know,00:25:49
in the morning, you stood on the00:25:53
side of your mouth; I'll go00:26:11
to the hospital, I00:26:15
'll take everything now, I'll drop everything, I'll take her to the00:26:21
hospital there, 5 km away. And00:26:26
back,00:26:29
count 5600:26:33
km, gasoline is more expensive than00:26:36
milk, whoever's lucky, then00:26:41
meme, leave it before getting00:26:46
a divorce. Well, what should I do? I went to the garage.00:26:49
There are no collective farm cars. Which one is00:26:54
where and who needs me when? I didn’t00:26:57
need to work, but here I’m completely retired00:27:01
and didn’t even go into the office. What’s00:27:05
the point in letting people’s ears go? I00:27:07
came home there no-no00:27:11
no-don’t shut up I’m saying don’t worry about your nerves I’m00:27:15
still silent Misha got even worse,00:27:19
you can’t understand it’s alive00:27:21
no I felt it’s so warm it’s00:27:25
like oh00:27:29
Well,00:27:30
I went to the00:27:33
barn, I got the stroller from Irka from my00:27:40
granddaughter, the roof really was eaten all over by mice00:27:44
and the seat was00:27:47
nothing strong, that in the spring he only00:27:50
carried it for carts and00:27:53
that’s all. And why is it00:27:56
better than the00:27:58
same thing,00:28:00
I threw a00:28:04
bunch of straw so that later it would be easier to shake off00:28:10
the porch00:28:12
Now but she needs to be altered and00:28:16
she has six pounds and God has six pounds in her sister and00:28:19
she has six00:28:20
office dogs for me, I can’t take her with one00:28:24
leg entirely, only in00:28:26
parts00:28:28
oh leave00:28:31
for a divorce Well, what should I do, I went to call the neighbors00:28:36
who there is no one, guys, everyone is at00:28:42
work Ninka was a neighbor at home, she was a bastard.00:28:46
Well, don’t take a step for Dorma. What did00:28:52
you persuade00:28:55
her to come in front of00:28:58
your mother? Well, the two of us00:29:04
overflow the stroller, then straight to Roven with the porch, they00:29:07
crossed her, the hell with00:29:12
it, Ninka is running around the stroller,00:29:15
ahh, she took off her shoes, and00:29:21
also pushed her away00:29:26
with a crutch. on00:29:29
the back And whatever you want, help, go the [ __ ] to the00:29:33
ships Who00:29:35
called you, walks around in the00:29:38
courtyards, there is no life00:29:42
anymore,00:29:45
a good00:29:47
German00:29:51
trophy stroller Everything in it is designed for 6 kilos,00:29:57
but here the wheels don’t spin for six pounds,00:30:02
leave them and00:30:07
get a divorce Well, what should I do, I went with00:30:12
the solid oil00:30:14
greased the wheels at the same time,00:30:18
we went to the hospital, why are you00:30:21
sitting there? Where else to go?00:30:26
Well, who is going? Who is00:30:30
going from a kilometer away?00:31:03
people are all potatoes00:31:24
covered with dirt slimy I'm going00:31:34
somersaults going to a meeting just like her00:31:37
speculator Kato our dog is Olyushka well, you00:31:41
also need to know right away what you're carrying,00:31:50
you'd say another time what you're carrying00:31:54
And what's the talk I haven't heard or something an00:31:57
hour ago for the sake of old women they announced porn00:32:00
on TV00:32:04
change you're joking I'm saying Well, what kind of jokes00:32:07
I'm telling Look, that Jacques returned it00:32:13
there and that's it and Olga sat down next to me in the00:32:17
puddle washed away our sins our sins on I read some kind of crap out00:32:25
of my mind Rukh Where did you understand the putna00:32:33
was found where00:32:35
I say there's no washing powder on00:32:37
[ __ ] you powder and go home Vanka00:32:41
has been waiting for you from the stroller for 300:32:43
hours Oh how she will give to the other00:32:50
side of00:32:56
the week crossing she lived with no mind, she00:33:02
has no son-in-law by the way, she’s also kind of bad00:33:04
Yeah it came when it was00:33:09
taken You hear naked along the village for a00:33:11
bottle run here there are no brains00:33:14
naked for a bottle00:33:20
Oh, I wouldn’t run for two00:33:24
Yes, where will they run with one00:33:28
leg to gallop00:33:34
unless the men deliberately00:33:37
guessed everything, waited for the women to00:33:39
go get the cows Well, they00:33:42
released his head towards them oh They’re like him00:33:47
twisted Yes, it’s in the nettle from the muse of Kali00:33:50
vgo I came running, you don’t understand Where where00:33:55
forward blew00:34:00
everything away I00:34:03
remember they found it and then they00:34:08
determined where the00:34:10
back of the mind is00:34:17
gone I’m swearing, what’s the00:34:25
point of00:34:27
this bridge over the river Well, you00:34:30
know where the bridge is Well, he’s down There’s no need for00:34:33
a detour, there’s nothing And I’m leaving with one00:34:37
leg Yes,00:34:40
divorce it00:34:45
there, don’t00:34:48
throw the00:34:50
pots after you, they00:34:55
were all on it, I still00:35:04
fell down, I’m saying that it happened, it’s00:35:06
passed, I’m saying goodbye, just in case, and00:35:12
you rested your crutch on the00:35:14
brake Oh, how the nipple didn’t make you angry00:35:20
I know this bridge too Petka Sharkov00:35:23
broke his arm there, remember Well, he,00:35:27
too, was a fool, he loved the girls from under his brain, they push00:35:29
about in the morning he will climb under the bridge, sits and00:35:33
waits for the girls to go without eating all00:35:37
day Well, they are coming,00:35:41
he is here, they came one time, he oh their00:35:44
bag was two pounds full of salt, down and over00:35:49
his head, and there was this birch root sticking out, and00:35:52
he bent his two brothers, the fool,00:35:55
and his hand,00:35:57
too, a month later, fell from a combine harvester somewhere,00:36:04
no mind,00:36:07
Oh, we crossed the bridge now we must And00:36:11
what can I00:36:12
do with one leg, I just couldn’t get enough strength,00:36:17
I can’t breathe, I00:36:19
also sat down and took a rest here, the stroller began to00:36:23
twitch, I kept00:36:29
thinking, Wow, I00:36:32
started bending over to say goodbye before it cooled down.00:36:37
Jacques turned away, she lies there, laughing, the00:36:43
bastard all her life. It’s like that in the same year00:36:48
when they burned too. head standing in the same00:36:51
isdm00:36:55
come on I00:36:57
was happy then And this is00:37:02
against her fate What do you see, what the crap did you come up with, I have no idea00:37:10
how they got to the hospital I don’t know, too, the00:37:15
doctor00:37:17
turned out to be something in place Yeah Young, still00:37:22
sober,00:37:25
no mind, poked her someone's mouth is full of an instrument,00:37:29
just chick-chick, Oh, the00:37:32
next one says, Yes, I studied in Moscow, I00:37:38
have no mind. And I see a fish bone stuck in the mountain,00:37:42
so it's00:37:45
a lot to eat. I'm sitting covered in clay,00:37:49
like there's a puddle under me, I can't00:37:52
explain the00:37:55
leak to everyone. I'll be stuck, lie down and00:37:58
die, that's your life. You walk around here in a00:38:01
businesslike manner. Like tinny. Like tinny.00:38:05
I'll get divorced, then come when life00:38:08
is00:38:10
normal,00:38:12
oh, and then look,00:38:20
the swirler is spending the night in the house, it's written down on me like that, that's00:38:25
enough, otherwise it's time to look the men in the eyes.00:38:29
every autumn of the 40s, Misha in a row,00:38:33
what is this, what is she doing?00:39:22
she'll fall asleep with her,00:39:27
how00:39:30
huge you'll sleep with her00:39:34
I didn't know what to do with her Misha does00:39:39
n't give her like that and00:39:42
still the cow is00:39:46
my swollen tits twitching kicking it doesn't00:39:51
work either00:39:54
she ate Tolya who are you with00:39:59
tomorrow for Valentina let's get00:40:02
it together Maybe we can00:40:09
repair it00:40:12
Oh my God, hedgehogs are stabbing, oh it itches00:40:18
like ours Wow Oh, I transferred it after all, but00:40:22
now I'm with the00:40:25
powder Yeah, it's good, they brought in a new00:40:28
fresh one, straight00:40:32
cocaine I'm saying what an interesting thing00:40:37
it turned out to be erased, I decided to go to the00:40:40
shelf for powder up to half a pack I00:40:44
just woke up and00:40:46
rushed over, Misha ran, Hey, I washed it away, Looking at the00:40:50
birthmark,00:40:55
it wasn’t Nedy’s00:40:57
spot.00:41:24
you'll notice how you fall asleep00:41:27
this is a00:41:28
pillow for special00:41:33
occasions brother-in-law when he died they put it under his head00:41:37
that he jumped off he wanted to drink something in a00:41:41
bucket take it there and the cold, icy00:41:44
teeth aches my old woman's wallpaper When I00:41:52
drink Oh I'm tired today Misha I00:41:59
mowed a lot there because our grass is00:42:04
greasy00:42:07
high00:42:09
juicy in the cemetery00:42:12
Yes,00:42:15
yes, it’s probably in vain that I00:42:20
got out I say in vain, I probably left the collective farm00:42:23
Now maybe I wouldn’t have mowed down,00:42:27
but a gypsy had a leadership position00:42:30
for me a long time ago at the station,00:42:34
she told me that you’ll be a high-00:42:36
ranking bird, the00:42:42
chairman is the boss in their00:42:44
opinion - gypsy00:42:46
Yes, what kind of leader am I now?00:42:49
Okay,00:42:51
Lord, I can’t steal00:42:55
anything, they see that even the whole00:42:58
army, oh,00:43:00
too, just like that, the Chinese will attack to harvest the crops;00:43:17
we went00:43:19
fishing, you and the00:43:25
fish at 7 am I’ll wake you up, go to sleep,00:43:28
let’s take the boat and put the00:43:32
worms00:43:42
in, as soon as I lie down they crawl and00:43:45
crawl into my head, these00:43:49
fleas are not at home, but under the canopy00:43:55
how can they jump and jump on you, yes, they’re so big00:44:02
they can crush the chickpeas right at once00:44:03
Oh you Sleep son sleep00:44:07
rest Oh Lord ah ah00:44:12
ah Misha00:44:17
Misha pecks pecks Misha pull pull00:44:22
faster quickly pull harder row Well rather,00:44:26
row not in the spring then where not with a motor row00:44:33
Well Oh Lord yes well this is a00:44:38
dream, son, oh, I dreamed that it was as if00:44:42
you and I were catching a mermaid with a bloodworm,00:44:47
such a healthy breeding one,00:44:50
we got caught00:44:53
and the whole boat00:44:56
capsized and everything and we were just somehow00:44:59
interesting, well, in a dream we are swimming, the main thing is on00:45:03
you Yeah, you large membranes between the00:45:07
fingers, we’re swimming00:45:08
fast, blow off my cap,00:45:15
blow off my pants,00:45:19
I’m still a fool, tell me, let’s swim quickly,00:45:23
Bear,00:45:24
okay, you’re a fool, open your mouth, yeah, open it up,00:45:27
yeah, and half the river was swallowed by the Titanic,00:45:33
Damn, yeah, I’m - he swam up, but you did00:45:38
n’t, he just went to the bottom and with these00:45:42
webbed hands, wave me goodbye, wave the00:45:45
bubbles, let him, you don’t understand.00:45:50
You either drowned or you stayed with yours.00:46:07
that I didn’t dream that00:46:11
it will always come true right now, recently00:46:13
they don’t know what to do then, too,00:46:17
Nikitishna dropped the rings in this one in the deck00:46:20
And just before that I00:46:23
dreamed that I went to the well and wanted to00:46:26
take water And I got 400 rubles from there, a00:46:31
liter Well, whatever happened or not I dreamed about00:46:35
all the poses, so00:46:38
we’ll go fishing on foot Oh, as soon as I lie down,00:46:42
these potatoes keep creeping into my head. Today I00:46:47
had dinner twice without you and with00:46:50
you. Tomorrow I’ll be alone without00:46:54
you and you howl at someone, be careful,00:46:58
she’ll twitch a lot will collapse again, you will fly00:47:02
into this00:47:03
underground to these straight to the00:47:06
Mummy Well, yes, I have about 40 mummies there, the00:47:10
cat doesn’t eat mice, put them in the underground00:47:15
And when one of the guests spends the night, one or00:47:19
two on the pillow00:47:22
brings a00:47:24
gift Yeah, he puts it down and puts it down and puts it down00:47:30
when mice when just00:47:35
lies down And you Sleep, son, just put your head00:47:39
under the pillow, otherwise the neighbor might throw a brick00:47:42
at me, he’s offended, I’m00:47:46
lying down by the stove, glass, I’ll put in my own eyes,00:47:50
so Misha, if you stayed with me,00:47:54
first you a proper speech And00:47:58
then you and I have such a vacation00:48:00
protrudes00:48:05
[applause] [music]00:48:07
[applause]00:48:08
[music]00:48:26
By the way, why did I want to warn you?00:48:30
If suddenly, God forbid,00:48:32
you go into the forest without me without my knowledge, better let me00:48:35
know right away00:48:38
Egorovna Hey, I say this if Mishka goes to the00:48:42
forest without me, you immediately draw a barrier for him here.00:48:45
Why Because you will perish in00:48:48
this forest like a snot in00:48:53
[applause] he00:48:54
left for luck, he came and the same one over there now00:48:57
he also has his own life00:49:01
Oh, let’s get behind that which was a bittern flying o00:49:05
also the topic look what a good topic Tai00:49:08
how many more00:49:12
trees are there O Oh you immediately see and smell that00:49:18
your eyes are somehow inflatable00:49:20
you if you look at this you00:49:23
decide to fall you slow down sleep Well you have a00:49:27
healthy00:49:29
face table00:49:31
[music ]00:49:34
break through00:49:36
I liked it00:49:38
You don’t look up to me, have a bite, come on00:49:41
young,00:49:43
what am I putting in it for strength, son, samosad00:49:47
from everything to help even00:49:54
cockroaches God, sometimes you know, a hundred00:49:58
gruel, two, I’ll accept Misha, not a single one00:50:02
[music]00:50:03
I guess either they can’t stand the smell or00:50:07
not And you,00:50:11
although I’ll tell you My compote, compared to my00:50:16
father, my00:50:19
father is a dead man for00:50:22
his strength on stakh00:50:29
Yes, you and the chairman were with us00:50:32
like a glass of balls, how then they00:50:36
wrapped up the chemical alarm in the area for weeks, they were00:50:39
buzzing for weeks, Naro walked around in gas masks, the00:50:44
air was thick my something didn’t00:50:47
move, that’s mine, that’s00:50:54
why I’m telling you about00:50:57
le, then Egorovna and I went for00:51:02
mushrooms there, well, berries of course, sorrel00:51:05
there, you know, there’s something to fill with cones And I00:51:08
mean for nuts Well, let’s go with00:51:13
her old dear, we’re afraid to go there00:51:17
these Who are00:51:20
they on the summer plates00:51:26
and Here they are here, what are you Misha, you don’t00:51:31
know Egorov And I look like00:51:36
I’m talking from a level You, Misha, I would like, why are you and I00:51:39
eating garlic alone for the second day without00:51:43
bread? I’m afraid to go to the store They’re00:51:46
through way to the planeters00:51:49
Yuda I really never00:51:54
gave away the men they often talk about this00:51:57
same one00:51:58
about Shaikin Lyoshka, we studied with him in00:52:02
kindergarten, so he’ll tell you00:52:05
Ask him, he fought with his name00:52:09
Oh, he’s read about it, you hear everything about it00:52:12
Yeah And then for fresh dope, beer00:52:16
is added, it comes out, you hear Rocky in your pockets,00:52:20
as always, They're coming towards you with Ask, they're00:52:23
flying straight to the planet, it's all 10 of their sausages at once,00:52:27
and they took out all 10 of their sausages And let's lead,00:52:31
I heard it's landing00:52:33
Don't be afraid of the cops aren't here, we took them out with dust,00:52:44
you fool, they got out00:52:50
of the plate, they00:52:59
turned off the flasher caps00:53:02
[music]00:53:04
took off Handi goh Hands wider than shoulders legs on the00:53:10
hood and so they moved him away with their00:53:15
shupo he walked home backwards so00:53:19
as not to push the00:53:24
guys Well, I’m telling you what and how it’s like,00:53:30
stay at home. You’ve come in business, smart guy00:53:34
at home, he says Yes, we what do you say, don’t00:53:37
fish, don’t go, and00:53:40
we’ll keep looking at your photo all winter or something in00:53:42
the winter You came to visit, for example, you00:53:46
came and I didn’t treat you to mushrooms, that’s all00:53:49
Rubbish, you’re not an00:53:51
artist, I’m kidding, I’m just kidding, you immediately take offense at me, I don’t00:53:55
know what, I’m kidding, of course loving you,00:54:00
let's give it00:54:04
Pour for your profession and let's drink Oh00:54:07
I came up with something nice for you and you There's no one to bury You'll be00:54:10
careful if you die I'm chewing00:54:12
everything at the00:54:14
dance again We'll bury it again of course00:54:19
you're not the first00:54:22
person there Let's drink my profession son00:54:26
Well, this is with a slide, a homemade slide00:54:31
Anyone who doesn’t smoke or drink gets an electric shock from the tiles00:54:36
so that the buoy stands and the boats00:54:42
float [music]00:54:48
And if you can’t tell me, I won’t be00:54:53
offended, you can’t nod with00:54:56
something, I’ll00:54:58
understand Egor, are you giving us these or something? Bring00:55:02
Ryzhikov from under Well, we’re just00:55:05
eating garlic with it, no one comes into the house, no one comes00:55:09
in, what kind of red ones, what kind of non-white ones, his00:55:12
mouth is still wide open, he asks00:55:16
what other white ones are these, they’re just something from00:55:18
the city, they’re carrying them in boxes, somehow they’re00:55:21
piñon or someone else Well, what a pampering, that00:55:26
’s why I’m telling you, we00:55:28
went with her and the old lady, you and mine are walking,00:55:32
Misha onat in front, I’m walking behind here like that, Well, I’m00:55:35
collecting what to00:55:37
drop, let’s go, you don’t believe it, I did00:55:40
n’t even blink once that day, both my eyes and00:55:44
I didn’t close it and still didn’t notice it was00:55:49
n’t my old lady00:55:53
in M I didn’t go into this, well, into this God00:55:58
in00:55:59
the berg Well, and then there was such a wild00:56:04
shout straight away, two shots in a row,00:56:08
bang bang I thought at first, then I think00:56:11
guns I didn’t take them with me I can’t do it00:56:14
so loudly for two times I’m not00:56:17
enough Do I really think there are bears with00:56:20
guns in these dens, I see they00:56:23
come out of there with their paws up, it means it’s00:56:27
behind the fool one came from the city, I also00:56:29
thought the Bear means they work part-time during the day00:56:31
in zoos And he goes to the den to spend the night00:56:34
completely crazy I already set an ambush00:56:37
for him and fell asleep there about the gatehouse, I thought I was snoring right00:56:41
at him,00:56:43
Oh, well, it’s good that he didn’t hit her, he did00:56:48
n’t kill her, then I’ll never00:56:51
imagine now that God forbid,00:56:59
Misha00:57:03
Misha00:57:06
NOC00:57:12
choir00:57:15
reserve I’m00:57:19
telling whom I’m telling00:57:21
you00:57:23
I’m watching you're staying with me for the night,00:57:29
Egor, well, bed him by the window on my00:57:32
bed, put a normal down00:57:36
pillow, give me a new one, as it should be, the man00:57:43
breathed freely, he was tired from the00:57:45
road for the third day,00:57:48
and you, sleep, son, sleep,00:57:53
Virgo, go over there, go there, and00:57:57
lie down tomorrow morning, you'll wake up on lake00:58:00
with you,00:58:02
we'll go fishing If you wake up right tomorrow00:58:06
Well, that's it Egorovna mascara00:58:09
[applause]00:58:15
light00:58:17
Oh00:58:22
Misha How many years, how many winters oh How many haven't00:58:26
we seen you already God Misha when was the00:58:30
last time we saw you00:58:34
And the day before yesterday you don't know anything then00:58:39
And yesterday Ivanovich Petrov was killed00:58:42
each other until they bleed. Well, now I’ll tell you about this. This is00:58:48
what Ivan means. How was it? He was sitting00:58:51
at home. He was watching TV. Yeah. He was sitting there00:58:54
watching for00:58:58
three hours. There’s00:59:01
nothing on TV. Yeah, it happened that a series00:59:06
showed and here she’s not there, just specks. Well,00:59:11
he’s not interested in watching specks. he00:59:14
called Ivan and called Ivan, he came right away on the00:59:17
third day,00:59:19
well, of course, he’s a00:59:23
fool, too, let’s drink it. Well, why is he worse than00:59:28
Ivan, yes, they were both drunk as hell,00:59:31
Lord, what are they, what to shield them from?00:59:33
Well, what did Ivan do, he fixed his00:59:37
TV, yeah, he earned it yes And so00:59:40
Vanka stuck this fork in the socket,00:59:43
she00:59:45
earned it, there is00:59:49
no voice, and a good large one is00:59:53
coming. Well, Ivan was the first to notice, and00:59:58
Peter the00:59:59
First, they mean and while they are drinking, it seems01:00:03
like they are just having a snack,01:00:07
no, but what the hell, come01:00:10
on Ivan got angry, hit him with a lock on the01:00:14
TV And then take irvy Here they have01:00:19
a fight somehow to blame,01:00:23
I read Petro is not to blame He does01:00:28
n’t understand [ __ ] about TVs Well,01:00:31
just from which side to look at him and that’s01:00:33
all And Vanka, who was stuck in front of him,01:00:38
never had his own TV [ __ ] repairs01:00:42
Why, he’s been like this all his life, that he doesn’t know01:00:45
about everything, his nature is so simple Why are01:00:48
you? Yeah, how many years have passed,01:00:52
he took it then, Hey, listen to a woman’s childbirth, he01:00:58
stood up with a knife with such01:01:02
m of blood to cut the umbilical cord01:01:06
SOBR, stand with your eyes open, Lord men are in the mountains01:01:10
and everything is bad Well, she gave birth to01:01:17
three immediately, what’s the01:01:20
matter with01:01:26
three of them? Yeah, that’s what with And so,01:01:30
one would have turned out right, he01:01:33
creates problems for himself. Life is like that, although you01:01:37
know Misha, on the other hand, they are like01:01:39
brothers with Ivan Peter Yes they are always01:01:42
with him, yeah, they walk around the village and01:01:45
sing songs and hug each other, yes, it’s nice01:01:48
to look at them, why don’t you01:01:52
work anywhere? Although,01:01:55
by the way, if we talk about brothers about01:01:58
brothers, this was already the case, what kind of thing is it01:02:00
Sergei Alekseevich Well, he’s with us01:02:03
consider him a non-drinker Well, he’s an agronomist, who01:02:11
sees him in the field, so his brother came to him if he01:02:14
talked about brotherhood with his wife Well, he came to01:02:16
visit, it means everything was like Lado, they sat and01:02:19
led the01:02:23
hostess Alekseevich properly in our way, she is a01:02:26
respectful01:02:27
woman for the guests, which means she01:02:30
gave up the bed and I made a bed for myself and Alekseevich in the entryway.01:02:32
Well, it’s a summer thing. Well, all the01:02:35
women went their separate ways and,01:02:39
as if to forestall these men, they sat in the kitchen01:02:42
and still forgot who should01:02:45
go where. Well, out of habit, Alekseevich01:02:49
went to bed to see his woman.01:02:53
everyone who now has a husband, whose brother is01:02:56
drunk, I don’t remember what happened, that there01:03:00
was no women laughing, he says there was01:03:05
nothing, maybe there was nothing And then why are they so cheerful?01:03:11
So I think Petro is not to blame01:03:16
here, if everyone doesn’t have enough tongue to judge,01:03:19
too, for Timofey then The01:03:22
whole village was offended by the people and01:03:26
he worked guilty He was sitting on the roof of the pipe,01:03:30
look at the neighbor and sunbathe The fluff of the01:03:36
bed01:03:39
worked on the roof01:03:42
like me and you are half of the Pooh01:03:46
that Half of the01:03:49
roof is not the road to01:03:53
Moscow Oh yes, what are you and there is an old woman, that01:03:57
is, you hear her01:04:00
grandson is planning bathe with boiling water poured a01:04:03
whole trough went for the cold one crawled01:04:06
from above01:04:07
here the head of the hands was weak God nothing legs01:04:11
too the rest everything is01:04:15
cool So I think Ivan is not01:04:18
guilty either, this is how all his life here in01:04:21
Russia so no one is to blame the face of all the01:04:23
bits is01:04:25
something wrong I remember that it’s also only01:04:28
us that has01:04:31
something, but I have to say this. It’s even01:04:36
inconvenient to say a week ago, I01:04:40
died in the garden, I went to the garden, something that I also01:04:44
went from birth to, I didn’t go, and right in the01:04:47
tomatoes I fell near the01:04:53
cucumbers, a blow from such a height as Yes, it01:04:57
jammed on my head heart from the heat Well, it01:05:01
means clinical death, Aha, I’m01:05:04
lying down, that means words And what next? I’m01:05:09
flying up, I have no wings. Misha, I’m flying01:05:13
somehow light in my soul, and now this01:05:17
gate is standing.01:05:18
Aha. Such good01:05:21
carved forged ones from01:05:25
oak. Apostle Peter meets me and01:05:29
asks. the main question Speak And you01:05:32
haven’t seen them Before Yes, where are you from? Who are you?01:05:36
I died for the first time today. How do01:05:39
I know that the01:05:40
most important thing is asked? Are you a cheerful01:05:45
person? Did you find someone to01:05:48
ask for the bike if not me? Oh, he was so01:05:55
happy right away. Yeah, he says.01:05:57
We just couldn’t get enough of you and we went through01:06:01
the gates, well, to heaven, of course. Where else01:06:04
where else will they take me? Yeah, let’s go,01:06:09
beauty01:06:11
Misha, you were heard in the bik at the station in sha01:06:14
when you were still01:06:18
Handsome and most importantly They’re all cheerful Yes, they’re01:06:21
strict about them this is scary01:06:24
Oh, everyone smiles directly, walks joyfully, you01:06:27
see the Law What if in the morning01:06:30
gram 150 If you haven’t had a drink, no one will let you go to work01:06:33
Yes, you’re so strict, wives01:06:37
run after their husbands with bottles, you won’t drink, you won’t01:06:39
come back for sure, Why are you01:06:43
strict with this there Oh everyone is happy, the police are01:06:47
all01:06:48
drunk, here's a traffic cop, let's say, you know,01:06:51
Misha is standing there. Yes, you drive up to him,01:06:54
he should01:06:55
die for you. Yes, if he doesn't smell. Yes, for01:06:59
15 days there's terrible severity. Well,01:07:03
that's it, but I saw my brother-in-law.01:07:05
I met him there. Well, last year died He01:07:07
was a cheerful man, why are you He went for01:07:11
a swim and forgot that it was winter and didn’t get to the ice hole01:07:17
Although no, I got there, I got there Of course we didn’t01:07:21
find him Well, everyone was cheerful01:07:24
and we went to the buffet, see Hey, Peter and I01:07:26
go in. Oh well, the line is really01:07:29
not like ours big And he, well, without a01:07:32
queue, and I’ll take him too, side by side,01:07:35
hop-hop to the counter,01:07:39
we poured porridge for him and him like a ripple of zeros, as01:07:42
Misha shook me and back into the01:07:46
tomatoes,01:07:47
oh, I woke up in a cold01:07:51
sweat And it was the woman who got up with morning01:07:54
this cold slop doused me oh01:07:58
in the sky drank on the ground01:08:00
ate a bite Oh, I suffered such fear I01:08:06
Oh, for a whole week the snack was still from01:08:09
me that01:08:12
I told you why I01:08:16
forgot the gift01:08:20
and oh my God I didn’t want to talk,01:08:29
Misha I don’t even know how01:08:34
to say but you see01:08:39
how01:08:42
when we went to the buffet with Peter Toto01:08:48
Well, since I started So well,01:08:52
I see your Father is coming to meet you Sergei was01:08:58
delighted, we hugged him as a welder01:09:03
there, as well as here they01:09:09
make good money, we hugged him straight into01:09:15
tears I didn’t want to01:09:21
say you say Sorry me Mishka01:09:24
that he rarely treats you there during his life,01:09:36
talk will appear here I’ll skin01:09:39
this skin Well, I know he said01:09:42
it and will do it rushed to stand up for01:09:46
you ate how he dissuaded01:09:52
him01:09:55
So you think about how you will continue01:09:58
to live, you don’t have much time left They01:10:01
’ll close the01:10:03
store in 15 minutes, you have something at home, yes Run Why are you01:10:06
standing here, there’s only one fence Well, look,01:10:10
well done Misha, Hey, what kind of snacks are01:10:14
there, well yeah Oh01:10:19
look, it turns out he’s got it, God01:10:23
[applause]01:10:47
there’s meat everywhere sold on all the01:10:52
shelves,01:10:55
their new imported one,01:10:58
and our cows right up to the snows of Mykanino,01:11:05
we let strange cattle01:11:08
go ahead, what’s wrong?01:11:11
And our01:11:21
cows there are in no way tender Yes,01:11:26
they haven’t seen him during their lifetime, isn’t it a01:11:30
joke, there’s only one cow in three01:11:34
villages?01:11:36
Well, they’ll let you down once a01:11:40
year he is also in countries by countries01:11:47
Zirka Well, the little white ones are all the01:11:52
same,01:11:54
and these motley pockmarked01:11:57
ones are01:12:01
who01:12:08
[applause]01:12:10
Kirkorov He01:12:12
himself was brought from the Caucasus, but01:12:15
he was poorly spoken in Russian01:12:18
with an accent,01:12:21
everything is Vakhtang01:12:28
Well, what did our men come up with so that01:12:36
Hearing01:12:38
all of them become this peroxide01:12:43
process began to climb on the01:12:47
painted01:12:49
Belle she01:12:52
flew01:12:54
in thinking remembers what to01:12:58
do next Either his memory was lousy01:13:02
or he wanted it01:13:05
better he wanted it How better it turned out as01:13:09
always01:13:22
to slide off his01:13:27
[applause]01:13:33
manufacturer began01:13:37
to support began01:13:41
to slide off and in the neighboring area the bull01:13:45
was a clint they called oh and you can’t drive Glob away01:13:51
he loved it, it’s a motley speckled01:13:55
little one that you looked at the chickens,01:13:59
even the women01:14:01
avoided it. Why are you talking about01:14:06
beef and pork, the same thing, their01:14:11
imports are on the shelves, all the best01:14:14
places are occupied And our pigs are all01:14:22
VX all the ice cream is re-frozen Nobody01:14:25
knows how many01:14:27
years Well,01:14:30
mine isn’t01:14:32
ice-cream when it’s freezing, she01:14:37
died in the summer behind the barn, they found it on the third day by01:14:44
the smell Well, you01:14:47
can’t eat it01:14:49
yourself, we went on our last journey, they did01:14:56
n’t take the store to hand it over, they said the certificate,01:14:59
come on this passport is swinish, you hear01:15:06
the joke, the passport is a work book, they would also01:15:11
ask for a military01:15:14
ID where I can get a passport E 16 years old, she was not01:15:20
yet young, she died01:15:23
[applause] I don’t01:15:28
take the old lady and that’s it01:15:32
Oh well, nowhere in01:15:36
hell can you go without cronyism without cronyism, no damn way so I wanted to01:15:42
write I hear this Well our01:15:44
main thing01:15:47
this Patriot Well in the house I just sat down there to hear01:15:52
about I01:15:55
watch TV and there they show the Duma this most01:15:59
important thing you hear what it costs and you distribute advertising for01:16:03
Israeli01:16:05
pork through the Duma to the whole country Uh-huh there's a01:16:11
pig there's an Israeli pig there01:16:14
Israeli01:16:17
Well, what is it,01:16:20
they started such an advertisement, is it possible to get01:16:24
together? Guys, this is01:16:26
not a matter of how long you can endure. Everyone needs to01:16:33
get together, who is 3 rubles, who is 10, we will collect01:16:38
more of them for advertising, we will shout out the01:16:41
pig Russian, there is the Russian pig,01:16:44
otherwise imports will be crushed to hell How to drink,01:16:52
yes01:16:53
[applause]01:16:57
and such a Farmer, a man from the village, came to the01:17:02
city of St.01:17:03
Petersburg on his own business. Well, to an exhibition01:17:05
there is the achievement of agriculture, and01:17:10
next to him is such a Georgian of Caucasian01:17:14
nationality. This is Well, just01:17:18
Georgians and they stand there, like, like,01:17:21
catching a taxi and they talk between01:17:23
each in their own way,01:17:25
so I came to the fair to get a chick,01:17:30
Wah, listen, I also came to01:17:35
[ __ ] chicks in St. Petersburg, chicks of the highest quality,01:17:38
every year I come here, a lot of money01:17:41
wasted Well, if you invest a lot of money,01:17:44
you can see there is a return on it,01:17:47
of course brother, when there is01:17:50
a return on money too, right away01:17:52
Yes, and that’s true. With us, it’s like if01:17:56
from a chick from the dachas, no one immediately charges it under the01:17:59
knife.01:18:01
And where then01:18:06
bury the Earth? Well, why01:18:09
bury the good stuff into pieces? We cut it up,01:18:13
and the01:18:17
Police, the police, where are01:18:19
they looking, the police, as always,01:18:24
are looking at their hands it’s better01:18:27
to take the pieces and blood relatives Revenge Yes,01:18:32
these relatives can’t share the meat with the infection,01:18:35
but when the blood month01:18:37
begins, they can throw yeast into the restroom01:18:42
Listen, why did you come to St. Petersburg,01:18:45
that everyone was01:18:48
slaughtered as a heifer? No, I01:18:51
need a breeding heifer in St. Petersburg, at least there are breeding heifers,01:18:55
but of course there is For good money01:18:59
they will be absolutely flaming Listen brother, I’m not chattering01:19:02
here But I can have two01:19:05
chicks at once And I’ve never had less than five01:19:10
[applause]01:19:13
and my neighbor from ten01:19:18
manages the truth for him The little son01:19:21
helps him, goes home from school and immediately runs to his01:19:24
dad even01:19:29
Uncle Gogi doesn’t have such health. Listen, you probably have some kind01:19:32
of secret nutrition, like I’m asking my brother.01:19:34
Share, tell me What01:19:37
do you eat, what do we eat, too,01:19:42
everything, bread, lard, potatoes, and horseradish,01:19:47
like with horseradish. Listen, from whom is the crap, whose01:19:52
horseradish,01:19:53
tea-tea. It’s01:19:58
growing on me Listen brother Why is it growing on you It’s01:20:01
not growing on mine for a long time01:20:03
So you need to look after it,01:20:08
maybe there are harmful insects01:20:11
infested Listen, there are definitely insects infested that are so01:20:14
harmful I can’t catch them in any way and you01:20:23
want to send pesticides with pesticides on a thin horse I’ll send them no no no no need01:20:26
pesticide Listen Send Dus for this01:20:29
bad end Let him01:20:32
get better, you know, I like white01:20:34
TK But for you And for me, the main thing is that01:20:38
they are healthy about healthy people, you love Listen, I01:20:42
know one like that. Such a healthy one, 2 M 7 cm01:20:45
near the Caucasus restaurant, you can get it for 1001:20:49
dollars. Yes, are you01:20:51
healthy? for only 10 and the teeth are01:20:53
healthy, the clone and the mother are all healthy, the teeth are so01:20:56
healthy, they don’t fit in the mouth Oh01:20:59
great, so maybe now we’ll wave together,01:21:02
of course brother. Why do we need to put off01:21:04
until tomorrow someone who can be read today01:21:06
so well, in01:21:20
short, I was leaving the bathhouse and that’s all that there is01:21:27
a story as usual as last year01:21:30
twice the same way I went next year I’ll01:21:33
probably go again I don’t know how I’m in the01:21:36
mood01:21:37
Well, in short I’m going in short so in01:21:41
short I’m going the01:21:43
mood was so normal01:21:47
the sun is shining it’s my head that’s01:21:51
drying it’s constantly drying out on its own I’m01:21:54
I never wipe, that every time01:21:58
I wipe my father, it also dries out, I’m bald or01:22:02
something, and I hung a towel around my neck where my head is,01:22:06
and that’s all, I rest calmly, and the01:22:09
birds sang beautifully. By the way, I01:22:12
also sang a little with the birds, like that.01:22:14
Well, I sang01:22:18
like that. Well, everything then I forgot how to say the words01:22:23
stopped01:22:24
singing and silently I walk so calmly01:22:28
I rest without touching anyone And I have01:22:33
a habit or something stupid01:22:35
I constantly don’t touch anyone after the bath I01:22:38
don’t know my father does01:22:43
n’t touch anyone either But he and I By the way, we’re at different01:22:45
ends of the village now we live, he does01:22:47
n’t touch anyone at the other end, and I’m at this end, that’s why we don’t01:22:55
touch half the trees until01:22:57
lunch, but after lunch there’s no one to touch.01:23:00
Lord, the village goes to bed.01:23:04
Of course, my father and I are going for a walk.01:23:08
But this time we weren’t planning to do01:23:11
anything. I calmly left and how can I01:23:16
say damn01:23:23
red, most importantly my father’s isn’t red Uh-huh And I’ll01:23:27
look at myself you know, not all red but01:23:30
fashion Red01:23:32
Damn I don’t know but from afar you can see when I’m01:23:35
coming from the bathhouse from afar our women by the way01:23:38
another time you know that I have a face01:23:40
Red means Saturday01:23:44
That’s all why I’m calmly walking01:23:47
and resting myself, I’m also drying up gradually01:23:51
along with my head01:23:53
and suddenly you know, Well, I hear steps behind You, well,01:23:57
you can hear steps on the ground, you know, Well, I01:24:01
turn and look at some01:24:02
guy running towards me with a wooden oar in his01:24:06
hands, so joyful, I’m still looking don’t01:24:11
chop01:24:19
without asking right away I’ll run right away you know how to hit the01:24:22
shoulder How to give it with an oar here01:24:26
just like everything else and I have a crunch and everything01:24:28
in the world here immediately01:24:31
broke this01:24:34
oar he’s standing still looking at me I01:24:40
say Well I01:24:43
say what you’re doing is01:24:47
painful01:24:49
just get out of here,01:24:53
he left right away, you know, run so fast,01:24:56
and I’m standing there, I’m thinking, I don’t have a damn01:24:59
poultice after Vanya, and then I think, well,01:25:03
maybe the guy was wrong, maybe he wasn’t01:25:07
looking for me. Let me think the devil lives with me,01:25:10
especially since I have no time. Well, I walked calmly, in01:25:14
principle, I literally walked through again I hear a01:25:17
dun-dyn-dyn,01:25:20
I turn around Hmm, the same guy with the01:25:23
second01:25:24
oar I don’t know how he01:25:28
turned around quickly Maybe he’s someone Prince, I just01:25:32
think right away that it01:25:33
wouldn’t be right to ask anything, I think I need to remove this side so01:25:36
that it won’t be the second time Well, I’m so01:25:40
harsh the main thing is, well, he removed it, and he’s on the01:25:43
wrong side01:25:51
like I can’t even lift them to01:25:53
show him that he’s a fool.01:25:56
I say that honestly, it’s in nature01:25:59
like you, I’m a goat, I’m burning what you’re doing, I’ve01:26:04
already broken the second oar with01:26:07
what I’m rowing now with-toys the01:26:22
birds didn’t sing, you can say that twice01:26:26
Cherik is not there and everything is just like the birds, Lord01:26:29
Sparrow, the birds were found too Well, I’m standing there,01:26:33
I need to hurry up, I think I’ll go home, at least01:26:38
put some compressors on my shoulders so that01:26:41
it resolves, I went again calmly without a01:26:44
second thought, I don’t think01:26:48
I’m walking, I hear again from behind, dun-dun-dun01:26:55
[music]01:26:56
I turn around, the same picture,01:26:59
of course, only his oar is ours, this is how to01:27:03
say, well, it’s reusable01:27:06
and01:27:08
duralumin Well, it doesn’t break, it just01:27:11
bends, I also immediately say that you’ve01:27:14
completely lost the impudence to say, And I’m standing there I think01:27:18
it’s good that I got caught, someone else was killed a long time ago, I’m01:27:22
still thinking, well, suddenly it’s right on the head,01:27:24
it needs to be removed. I01:27:27
can’t work at all without her, even though she’s carrying bags on her.01:27:41
and it still doesn’t break, duralumin, but the oar is bent,01:27:46
you know, in one01:27:48
direction and the neck in the other, and my eyes are not01:27:51
used to it, you know, it’s dark, so01:27:54
the main thing is I can’t see a damn thing,01:27:56
I even open my eyes with my fingers, it’s useless still01:27:59
around so in the dark I rummaged with my hand and01:28:02
rummaged for it somewhere there’s no kid, I don’t know, he01:28:06
probably left, and then it cleared up when01:28:10
it started, I’m literally watching In the evil01:28:12
paths, a birch tree01:28:16
grows Well, to say the Lord, in the sense of01:28:21
growing,01:28:25
I broke it off something near the root, I don’t know, it’s a01:28:28
stupid habit that never breaks in the middle01:28:30
all the time root of the urn Well, I01:28:33
took that Nerves are not dull, that’s01:28:35
right, I took the thin end, it’s01:28:41
inconvenient to say Lord,01:28:47
well, twice the first and last01:28:54
Well, that’s all, Lord, I01:28:57
drove everyone into the river and everything is01:29:00
as usual, like last year twice01:29:02
like this I drove it for next year, probably01:29:05
again in pursuit, I don’t know how they’ll be in the mood01:29:10
this time, our boys, by the way,01:29:14
about six of them got caught in01:29:20
grief, he says that he drove his own people into the river,01:29:23
too, some strange, correct ones, when to01:29:25
sort them there, I’ll have to go to01:29:29
work Well and then, of course, they came running01:29:32
with bandages, then Lord, friends,01:29:36
then let’s go to the police, I say, let’s01:29:39
go, I don’t care that they live nearby on the road.01:29:41
Okay, I’ll go, in short, I01:29:44
need to cut the hay with my father before morning Malenko,01:29:46
you come, it’s good for us to01:29:49
rest like this Our nature is cool, guys, in01:29:50
principle, calmly come. While I’m01:29:53
working in the rop cop, let’s take something01:30:00
[music]01:30:05
[applause] [music]01:30:11
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Михаил Евдокимов. Лучшие выступления. Обновленная версия ЕВДОКИМОВ МИХАИЛ СЕРГЕЕВИЧ Артист эстрады, юморист, киноактёр, политический деятель. Родился 6 декабря 1957 года в Сталинске (ныне Новокузнецк), Кемеровская область, РСФСР, СССР. Вырос в селе Верх-Обское Смоленского района Алтайского края. Работал на Алтайском моторном заводе, на центральной ферме госплемхоза "Верхнеобский". Окончил Сибирский университет потребительской кооперации по специальности "экономист-менеджер". До апреля 2004 года возглавлял "Театр Евдокимова". Был телеведущим программы "С лёгким паром!" на Первом канале. Заслуженный артист Российской Федерации (29.12.1994). Главой администрации Алтайского края был избран 4 апреля 2004 года. Трагически погиб утром 7 августа 2005 года в автокатастрофе под Бийском (Алтайский край, Россия). Похоронен в селе Верх-Обское Смоленского района Алтайского края. ________________________________________________________________ СПАСИБО ВСЕМ ЗА ПРОСМОТРЫ, ЛАЙКИ И ПОДПИСКИ! ОБЯЗАТЕЛЬНО ЛАЙКАЕМ ВИДЕО! ПОДПИШИСЬ НА НОВЫЕ ВИДЕО https://goo.gl/1tJkWb Поделитесь видео с друзьями: https://goo.gl/dRXgmb Помощь каналу: Яндекс-деньги: 410011563874612 Qiwi: +79788372101 WebMany: Z179958623157, R349572222886 Вступай в группу https://goo.gl/haO7cF Мой Google+ добавляйтесь в круги https://goo.gl/y8R4wx Мой Твиттер https://goo.gl/nIZX15 _______________________________________________________________ Получить прибыль с AliExpress без вложений: http://epngo.bz/epn_index/dfca0
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This feature is available in the UDL Helper extension. Make sure that "Show the video snapshot button" is checked in the settings. A camera icon should appear in the lower right corner of the player to the left of the "Settings" icon. When you click on it, the current frame from the video will be saved to your computer in JPEG format.
What's the price of all this stuff?
It costs nothing. Our services are absolutely free for all users. There are no PRO subscriptions, no restrictions on the number or maximum length of downloaded videos.