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00:00:05
Mosfilm
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This film is dedicated to adults who once were children
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and to children who will surely become adults
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WELCOME
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Or
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NO TRESSPASSING
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SCREENWRITER Semen Lungin and Ilya Nusinov
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DIRECTOR Elem Klimov
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CAMERA Anatolij Kuznetsov
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ARTISTS V. Kamskij and B. Blank
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MUSIC M. Tariverdiev and I. Jakusenko
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MAIN CAST:
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Evgenij Evstigneev
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A. Alejnikova, I. Rutberg, L. Smirnova, A Smirnov
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KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
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EXTRAS
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Pioneers from the Moscow, Vorkutinsk, and Novo-Michailovsk schools
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Third squad!
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Well, here we swim.
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and local guys, swim over there, on the island
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That's Mitrofanova. She's on duty today.
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Our squad leader Valya
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Stasya, Dimka, Lenka, Vera, Nelya...
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Shoes
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Hey, do you know who her uncle is? Comrade Mitrofanov.
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This is our PT instructor.
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No, the one eating a cucumber is the maintenance guy.
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This one is the PT instructor. In winter he studies at university.
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and spends summers in pioneer camps.
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His nickname is "Goose", but he doesn't take offence.
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The doctor.
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And this is the director of the camp, Comrade Dynin.
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Twenty-two, twenty-three...
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...twenty-four, twenty-five...
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...twen...
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Twenty-six!
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One, two, three, four.
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Hey, boy, get out of here.
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These locals will ruin our discipline.
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- Come on! - There were cases of pertussis at the other end of the village.
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We must by all means protect our kids from contacts.
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Protect from contacts... from contacts- tacts-tacts...
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Thinking about Parents' Day terrifies me.
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As if we don't have local germs
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They'll also bring bacteria from the city.
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So what? Very good!
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Vova!
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Why does he want this Parents' Day?
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- They say Comrade Mitrofanov will come. - Ah...
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
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Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,
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fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty
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twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty...
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Put on your shoes! Everyone put on their shoes!
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- What happened? - Come on, guys, faster.
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Put on your shoes.
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- Whose are these? - They're mine.
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- Who's missing? - How shall I know?
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Escaped.
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Defected.
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Inochkin!
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Three, four.
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I-noch-kin!
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Inochkin!
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Inochkin!
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That's me. It is me who is called Kostya Inockin.
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It's me who escaped to the island with the locals. I'm a great swimmer.
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You don't believe me?
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Wait a minute.
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I can cross this river hundred times.
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If you must know, I do 100m in 2'12''.
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If I were a woman, would be a swimming champion in the USSR.
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When I was a kid,
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I also spent summers in pioneer camps.
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Those were hard times.
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We slept in self-made huts.
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We cooked food on bonfires.
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We had to bring water and wash our clothes.
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The daily life was difficult.
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And now... look around.
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What buildings are built for you!
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What lawns are here!
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Water supply. Television!
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Gas stove!
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Greenhouses, gardens, events!
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Children:
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You are the owners of the camp. You!
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In return, what do we ask of you, my friends?
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Discipline!
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I strictly prohibited swimming to the island,
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but Inochkin disregarded my prohibition and swam anyway.
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- There might be pertussis there.
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- There's nothing there.
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Silence, third squad! Look at the second squad.
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Who can be sure now that Inochkin hasn't got some infection?
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Who? It is not the first time he disobeys!
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On the first day he fenced with sticks.
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Following his example, everyone started fencing.
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Even the girls.
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At night he used a flashlight to read a book under his blanket.
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And everyone started reading books!
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And today he swam off to the island.
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And now what - everyone will swim to the island, huh?
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Maybe we'd better start jumping over the river?
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Moreover, Inochkin's belongings contain fisherman lines,
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hooks, cork floats.
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What do you think what all these things are for?
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The whole picture is pretty bad.
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I've ordered to send Inochkin home.
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That's all.
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UNAUTHORIZED LEAVE PROHIBITED
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Kostya!
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Come visit us!
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Inochkin! Come visit us!
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- Comrade Dynin. - I'm Dynin.
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- Comrade Dynin. - What, Comrade Dynin?
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- It's not fair. I think... - Think less.
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What so terrible did he do?
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- How many years have you worked in the camp? - Well, that's my first one.
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Ok. Want some compote?
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But he's a swimmer. 2'12 backstroke!
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Those who can't swim don't drown.
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It's other people who do.
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Do you really believe, it's so easy for me to send him away?
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So bring him back, comrade Dynin!
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- I take responsibility. You have my word. - Ok, ok, don't worry.
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- I'll go get him. We'll be back by the evening. - Listen to me!
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You worry about this Inochkin.
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And I have 263 inochkins here.
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- Got it? - Yes.
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- Want some compote? - No. - That's it.
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Let's go, guys.
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Kids!
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So, swimmer, had a good swim?
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You should have thought about this earlier.
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Here's your ticket.
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- Is anybody home? - Grandma.
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- Is she ok? - Yes
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Maybe she'll survive... Will you get there yourself?
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I don't have time to spend on you. The milk will get bad.
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Let's imagine, I come home.
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Grandma doesn't know anything. Singing so far.
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She'll see me and say:
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"Kostya, did they expell you from the camp?"
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Kostya,
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did they
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expell you from the camp?
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And of course: "You're sending me to the grave".
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You're sending me to the grave.
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Here we go.
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"WHY DID YOU KILL GRANDMA?"
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Ok, speeches...
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"When he was a kid..."
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When I was a kid
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"... of course, he also had a grandma."
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I also had a grandma
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And in his whole life he couldn't make her deathly sad, and I could
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In all my life
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I wasn't able to make her deathly sad
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But he was.
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That's how Kostya Inockin became an outlaw.
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- Nelya, can you dance Charleston? - All girls can.
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- Show me! - No problem.
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Teach me and I'll teach you something else.
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- Shall I teach you telepathy? - What?
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- How to implant ideas from the distance. - Cosmos, here!
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Try him!
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Easy. What shall I implant?
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- Whatever you want. - Well.
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Idiot.
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It was not me.
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He has done this himself.
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There's someone there.
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It smells like a wolf. Or a badger.
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- Have you ever smelled a badger? - Of course!
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What are you doing here? Huh?
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Get lost!
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Ok, ok.
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Dima, let's lure it out.
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Just a sec.
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Stay away.
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Cosmos, attack!
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Ok, we lost him.
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You are...
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No worries. Hold it.
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Open!
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- What are you doing? Are you crazy? - Kostya?!
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Attention!
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Listen up!
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- Tomorrow is the Parents day.
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Hurray!
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Tomorrow we'll have to show our best
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In discipline, in being organized,
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in talents. Go on, eat.
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- Who is missing? - Inochkin.
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Scooch.
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So what about talents?
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- I've got three! - In the whole squad?
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None of you has any talent?
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Pardon me, but I do not believe it.
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Half a meatball each.
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If someone can't sing or dance...
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they can recite a poem. Or do some moves with music playing.
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And the best of you. Whom do we call the best, guys?
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Who is very disciplined.
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- Exactly. And what else? - Who doesn't not leave anything on the plate.
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- Who sleeps during the naptime. - Who feeds the rabbits.
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Good. So, the best of you will take part in a costume parade.
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- Are illusions also a talent? - Sure.
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- Then I'm in. I'll show "Flying Queen".
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- Great. But without cards.
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You can do illussions, artistic pyramid,
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pantomimes... anything. Go on eating.
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Mitrofanova!
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- Is he coming? - Yes
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Moreover, comrade Mitrofanov will visit us.
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- Mister, so will my dad. - Go on eating. You know the rule?
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You do not know.
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Okay, guys.
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What is the rule?
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- Three, four! - When I'm eating I am deaf and mute.
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Naptime!
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Skipping it is not a crime!
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Come on.
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Guys, let's put the meatballs in the magic box just in case.
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Faster!
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Comrade Dynin.
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Faster!
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Ok, what do we have here?
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- Nothing... just... - Take a look!
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You're pioneers and you torture the bird. This is wrong.
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Spraying the insecticide to start a bacteria genocide.
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Silly jokes.
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Until all the costumes are properly disinfected, there'll be no parade.
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But won't they fade?
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Do you care about the looks or kids' health?
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They won't fade. They've already been processed with all possible chemicals.
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They were processed with a burner in another camp.
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They've been using them in different camps for 6 years.
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These costumes are very well tested.
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What is this?!
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I let the quartet skip the naptime.
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Let them practice.
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Come out.
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Let's go.
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They're play walking.
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Virtuosos!
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WC
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Faster!
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What are you doing here?
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Get lost!
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Ok ok.
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Come on.
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What are you reading?
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- Chekhov. - Why?
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- It's funny. - You like having fun.
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You'd better read the log. You don't have enough experience.
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Here is the queen of the fields. Music!
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Howdy earcorn!
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- Did you get a cake in the chemical plant? - I did.
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- Did you get a cake in the military plant? - I did.
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- You'll get one here too. - Excatly!
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So shall we give prizes to pusses in boots?
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Comrade Dynin,
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there's a big discussion around beans. Maybe let's give a prize to the beanpod?
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If the beanpod deserved a prize, they would show initiative in the chemical plant.
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These costumes are used in the new year celebrations, in summer they're in the summer camps. I can't look at them anymore.
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Then don't look.
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Seriously. Can't the kids themselves make costumes?
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Glue, wallpapers, tissue.
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We're too proud to wrap our kids in wallpapers!
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Instead of daydreaming, let's decide who will be the queen of the fields.
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Everyone knows who: Mitrofanova. She has this uncle of hers.
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Silence!
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The bad things is the parents' day is tomorrow.
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Come on! Parents always swim in the sea.
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And his grandma? Sleep!
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Exactly, Kostya's grandma will come and say: "Where's my grandson? Is he getting better?"
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But there's no grandson and hell will break loose.
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Hey guys, we need to cancel the parents' day.
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What?
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Yeah, right, go cancel...
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You know what? We should demand that
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if it's Parents' day. Only parents should be allowed.
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Go demand.
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No really, everyone sneaks in, uncles, aunts, grandmas...
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And all kin as if they don't have anything to do.
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I got it!
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What?
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An epidemic!
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- What kind of epidemic? - Nettle!
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Draw.
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I got the short one.
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Watch out!
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I hear someone breathing.
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- Where? - There's no one there.
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Of course there's someone. I have good ears.
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Mitrofanova! You're a niece of such an uncle
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and still you make Babylon towers on your head! Got it?
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Ok, Marat, go.
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Will it sting through my shirt?
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Take it off.
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- And the underwear. - Come on!
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You think an epidemic is like a tan? The ass is white and the rest is tanned?
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Take it off!
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Can't you just push me?
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We can!
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It stings just great!
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Come on, guys!
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Cool!
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Ok. Interesting.
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Up! Up! Up!
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Lift it! Stretch it!
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Stop. Perfect.
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Fix it.
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Guys, come here.
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There's no mirror and no magazine. We're screwed.
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Mitrofanova returned and saw everything.
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Stop whining. Let's go.
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This is the place for parents and guests.
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It would be better for them to sit on the grass. There's a shadow and it's more comfortable there.
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- We'll think about this. - Where shall I put this?
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Wait.
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A crocodile.
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I see.
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This will be the attractions zone.
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- And the sack race? - Exactly. From the trash can to the lamp post.
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- You're responsible for it. - Let's come up with something new?
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It's boring. Again throwing balls, rings.
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Again roping pins. Let's do something new.
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- New... We'll think about this. - Where shall I put it?
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Wait!
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So, here we will throw balls. Here we'll throw rings.
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and here we'll rope pins.
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What are you doing here, huh?
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Get lost!
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Ok, ok.
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INFECTIOUS DISEASES WARD
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Let's get to work, comrades.
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- You, read this. - Why me?
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I said read it.
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Instruction on preparing of a costume parade.
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Get to the point.
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The grand marshal
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explains
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What do they explain?
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- It's faded here. - Let me see.
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The instruction is very old.
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The instruction is old, but still valid, by the way.
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Got it?
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The grand marshal ANNOUNCES!
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Kids!
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"Attention, we start the costume parade."
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Attention! We start the costume parade!
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- Music! - Here you go!
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Come over here! Move away!
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So that tomorrow everything should be okay, the square will be divided into sectors.
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Parents will be separated from kids.
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The service personnel will be charged with chanting.
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"Costumed children march forward to the square."
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Forward, march!
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Relax.
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What are you doing?
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I'm Vostok 7, roger!
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- Now tell me, Uncle... - What?
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...how'd it chance that...
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...Our Moscow could be burnt to ashes...
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...and captured by the French? Huh?
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"Spectators are applauding"
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Spectators are applauding!
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Applauding. Applauding. Stop applauding!
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Welcome, comrades masks!
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Congratulations on Parents day!
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Hurray!
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Parade, stop!
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One, two!
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Cancel Parents' day!
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5 kids unconsious, 4 with rashes, infection, intoxication.
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Quarantine!
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And Mitrofanova? - She's fine. All patients are boys.
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What? What happened?
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Who? What do you mean without pants?
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Got it.
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Mom, Dad,
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Grandma, Grandpa.
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He's calling his family.
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Nikitin, Sharafutdinov,
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- The whole lot! - What shall we do now?
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Wait.
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They are sick. Sick with a sickness.
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"The Waves of Amur"
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You said there were no talents.
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They're artists. The arts theater.
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Liars!
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Fakers!
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Slackers!
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Get out!
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So it became clear that Parents day couldn't be avoided.
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Children are the owners of the camp.
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but all important decisions are made without them.
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Why do you care so much about this trouble-maker?
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You'll see how much better your life will be without Inochkin.
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You don't know how much Dynin's blood he boiled.
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Boiled his blood!
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If I had boiled just a drop
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there would have been such a mess here:
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Comrade Dynin has all his blood boiled!
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Here come the speeches again.
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We should perform urgent blood transfusion.
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Who...
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...wants to donate their blood?
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Me!
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Which blood type?
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A
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And you?
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B
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We need type Z.
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This is a very rare type.
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Now I step into the spotlight.
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I...
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have type Z.
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And you are willing to donate your rare blood?
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Yes
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Here everyone will start applauding.
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Inochkin.
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You were my blood enemy.
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Now you are my blood brother.
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But I'll not let you come back to the camp anyway.
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You swam in the prohibited zone.
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What can I do?
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Inochkin!
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Today there's gonna be a movie.
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We'll go all together. Nobody will recognize you in the darkness.
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- You must be bored here. - Why should I be bored?
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Sharafutdinov gave me a book. I'm practicing illusions from it. Shall I show "Flying Queen"?
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Yes!
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So here you are!
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Chatterboxes! Stupid flowers!
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We can't trust you a secret.
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- Who ratted us out? - You ratted yourselves!
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- We? Who then? - Who has taken the mirror?
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What mirror?
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So it just disappeared?
00:41:17
And it just dawned upon him about the epedimy, huh?
00:41:21
Who is here?
00:41:23
We.
00:41:27
Girls.
00:41:28
Very good.
00:41:30
And boys! Excellent.
00:41:32
What are you doing here?
00:41:34
Playing cards.
00:41:40
Shame on you girls. Get out!
00:42:18
Today playing cards
00:42:21
tomorrow gambling.
00:42:24
Distractions from productive labor!
00:42:28
- Got it? - Yes
00:42:40
Shame on the transgressor
00:42:44
BACTERIA OF PERTUSSIS
00:42:47
"For having swum without permission, was expelled immediately."
00:42:52
- It's your work. - Why is it ours? - Marat is your guy.
00:42:58
Okay guys. Let's rehearse.
00:43:02
Poor guy, shivers so much!
00:43:07
But it's definitely Kostya!
00:43:09
Definitely Inochkin!
00:43:19
- Kostya, are you there? - I am.
00:43:21
Dynin asked me to make a poster
00:43:24
with some verses.
00:43:28
He said, "show Inochking in a miserable way"
00:43:33
"when he went out of water."
00:43:37
Did you draw it?
00:43:39
Don't think I'm a coward:
00:43:42
I jumped into nettle for you.
00:43:46
So did you draw?
00:43:49
What could I do?..
00:43:52
Ι'm on the editorial board...
00:43:56
Kostya?
00:43:58
Kostya?
00:44:01
This is how Kostja Inockin lost a friend.
00:44:08
One, two, three, four!
00:44:22
- How does it look? - Not bad.
00:44:31
What are you doing here? Huh?
00:44:36
Get lost!
00:44:38
Ok, ok.
00:44:41
Look! He's running fast.
00:44:53
So will Inochkin stay there locked up forever?
00:44:58
Why not dig a tunnel below the stage?
00:45:00
Exactly. And he'll go inside and outside.
00:45:05
Where should we get a shovel or a scoop?
00:45:09
- No one will give you a shovel. - Me?
00:45:12
Someone broke a shovel once, now they lock all tools.
00:45:19
Attention!
00:45:26
- Let me. - I want to try again.
00:45:30
Look.
00:45:57
The spectators are applauding. Applauding. Stop applauding.
00:46:08
- Hello. - Hello.
00:46:16
- A pig! - Is it true that Kostya is back?
00:46:20
- True. Is it your pig? - Yes. Why?
00:46:33
Keep digging!
00:46:38
Kostya, will you squeeze through?
00:46:41
I don't know.
00:46:44
Pull her off. I'll try.
00:46:54
-Kostya, if your head gets through, the rest will do so too! -I know!
00:46:59
Let her dig further.
00:47:07
Down with the law which for us
00:47:11
Adam and Eve have left.
00:47:15
We'll ruin the jade of the past..
00:47:19
Left, left, left.
00:47:21
- Where shall I put it?! - Wait.
00:47:26
- Where shall I put it?! - Put on the stage!
00:47:33
Don't proceed with this initiative.
00:47:36
- It's Mayakovsky! - I know.
00:47:38
In what grade do they study Mayakovsky?
00:47:41
Moreover, the topic is not good. Adam... Eve...
00:47:44
- So what? - Don't...
00:47:50
Did you learn the poem "Our Camp"?
00:47:52
- We did. - Good job.
00:47:55
- Do you want to see the pyramid? - Yes.
00:47:58
- Get ready. - What do you want?
00:48:00
- The cake is already. - I'll drop by in a minute.
00:48:03
Forward. One
00:48:07
Two.
00:48:11
Three.
00:48:14
Dismiss.
00:48:17
- What do you think? - Expressive. This is a good one.
00:48:20
Let's start.
00:48:27
The camp is our big family. - Marat is coming!
00:48:32
Continue.
00:48:33
We are fresh. We are happy.
00:48:37
Stop, stop, stop.
00:48:39
You should say "fresh" fresher.
00:48:43
And how should you say "happy"? - Happier.
00:48:46
Attaboy, you got it.
00:48:50
Continue in this manner.
00:48:55
Go to your place.
00:48:59
Let's start.
00:49:01
The camp is our big family.
00:49:04
We are fresh. We are happy.
00:49:07
We're living a good life, friends!
00:49:10
- Judas! - You jumped into the nettle and now?
00:49:14
Stop talking! Go on.
00:49:16
According to the schedule, we start the day with morning gymnastics.
00:49:23
They give us tasty meal.
00:49:26
We always have bread and soup.
00:49:29
Who doesn't eat
00:49:31
will get skinny, we tell him.
00:49:46
Get up, come on!
00:49:47
She's done. We overfed her.
00:49:50
Now I'll show her!
00:49:52
Don't you dare beat the animal! Don't!
00:50:01
We should treat her gently.
00:50:14
What are you doing here? Huh?
00:50:19
Get lost!
00:50:21
Ok, ok.
00:50:26
What now?
00:50:28
Wake her up. They'll catch us.
00:50:37
- Aaaahhh. I got tired of you! - What are you doing? You'll kill her!
00:50:56
We are fresh. We are happy.
00:51:41
Sharafutdinov, get the key.
00:51:45
- I can not. - Why?
00:51:47
My foot hurts.
00:51:50
Then, you go Venya.
00:51:53
- I can not. - Why?
00:51:55
I don't want.
00:51:59
- He has a sore throat. - What's going on? I don't like this.
00:52:03
Valya, we need to talk.
00:52:09
Tretyakova plus 120 grams, Shiryaev plus 140 grams,
00:52:13
Eremenko plus 25 grams. That's all for the second squad.
00:52:17
Very good. The total weight of the squad is 865 kg.
00:52:21
This way they'll exceed 1 tonn by the end of the session.
00:52:24
This is a good diet. I remember my mom had 8 kids...
00:52:28
- Third squad: Andronov. - Wait.
00:52:31
Service personnel...
00:52:35
Inochkin.
00:52:40
- Ok. - Andronov 0 grams.
00:52:42
Borodin, minus 8 grams.
00:52:45
- Garbusov, minus 50 grams. - Minus how much?
00:52:48
Minus 50.
00:52:51
Comrade Dynin.
00:52:53
We need to talk.
00:52:55
Again about Inochkin. Sit down.
00:52:58
You'd better see what's going on in your squad.
00:53:01
Everyone has gained weight except your squad.
00:53:04
No changes whatsoever.
00:53:07
And in other squads every day plus 100 gramm, and sometimes even 150!
00:53:13
- How much Sharafudinov? - Minus 3 grams.
00:53:17
Even Sharafudinov! You know why?
00:53:20
Sit.
00:53:24
You see the deck? They play cards in your squad.
00:53:27
Not only boys, but also girls.
00:53:29
- Mitrofanova. - Minus 100 gramm.
00:53:31
Minus 100 grams!
00:53:33
This is what these Babylon towers get you.
00:53:36
They jumped into nettles. They take out the meatballs.
00:53:39
Perhaps prepare a break out or something even worse!
00:53:43
But ok...
00:53:49
What is it, Valentina?
00:53:52
Maybe it's personal.
00:53:55
What?
00:53:56
Inochkin is in the camp. Inochkin is watching the movie.
00:54:33
Cover it faster! Hush! Silence I said!
00:55:09
Comrade Dynin!
00:55:11
Where is the 3rd squad?
00:55:30
Let me go through.
00:55:40
Please.
00:55:44
Watch your tongue!
00:55:48
Technician, pause the movie!
00:55:51
Turn on the light!
00:55:55
Stay seated. Stay seated.
00:56:13
What are you looking for?
00:56:14
- Nothing. - Then resume the movie!
00:56:20
- They will kill Fanfan? - They will. - They won't! They won't!
00:56:40
Resume it!
00:56:47
I'm going home. Tomorrow Grandma will come and this will be a disaster.
00:56:51
- You are not going anywhere. - Eat.
00:56:55
The soup will give you strength.
00:56:58
He's been two days without soup.
00:57:01
Two days without soup, first day without the main course. And three days without dessert. I wouldn't survive.
00:57:06
- Have you talked to him? - It's useless.
00:57:08
It's useless. I say, "Where shall I put it?" And he says: "Wait."
00:57:14
Ok, wait!
00:57:20
We could try to talk to him.
00:57:23
How can we explain him that one should like kids, for example?
00:57:25
I will finish this session and then it's either me or him.
00:57:34
I got it!
00:57:35
- Do you have friends in the village? - Yes
00:57:38
- Can you trust them? - Yes
00:57:47
Who is here?
00:57:49
Squad leaders! Very good.
00:57:52
And the maintenance manage. Perfect!
00:57:57
What are you doing here?
00:58:01
- Having dinner. - What?
00:58:05
Just some drinks...
00:58:12
Perfect time and place!
00:58:16
Tomorrow I want everyone be sober.
00:58:18
Then we'll talk.
00:58:20
Kids!
00:58:57
Kostya!
00:59:09
Kostya!
00:59:20
Kostya!
00:59:33
Konstantin!
01:00:05
Every day we live better and happier.
01:00:09
Listen, Earth, we'll sing a song about cosmonauts!
01:00:13
We have our space maps ready. And the skipper gets the route right.
01:00:22
Let's sing before the start guys. We still have 14 minutes left.
01:00:27
I believe, friends, caravans of spaceships will bring us from a star to a star. And the dusty paths of remote planets will see our footsteps.
01:00:37
No, no. We've saved a place in the front row.
01:00:42
The guys are great. Get out of the hall.
01:00:48
- Star all over again! - No, come on! Why?!
01:00:51
Somebody hasn't seen it.
01:00:55
That's not necessary, guys, take a sit.
01:00:59
You may begin.
01:01:01
Every day we live better and ... and happier.
01:01:05
Listen, Earth, we'll sing a song about cosmonauts!
01:01:13
We have our maps ready...
01:01:20
We have our maps...
01:01:25
Comrade Mitrofanov: Gagarin was singing this song during his flight.
01:01:51
Ok. Got it.
01:02:23
What are you doing here?
01:02:27
Get out.
01:03:01
Attention!
01:03:04
We start
01:03:06
the costume parade!
01:03:29
Welcome,
01:03:33
comrades masks!
01:03:35
My best wishes for Parents' Day.
01:03:42
Hurray!
01:03:55
Parade, stop!
01:04:07
Where is the queen of the fields? Where is Mitrofanova?
01:04:12
I do not know.
01:04:17
Guys, who will take the cake?
01:04:19
The queen of the fields, corn.
01:04:29
Where is Mitrofanova? You'll see...
01:04:32
You and your surprises.
01:04:37
Corn, the queen of the fields.
01:04:49
Deck out the sky with drape! March boldly ahead , don't be late! Who's marching out of step?
01:04:57
Left! Left! Left!
01:06:27
I don't understand.
01:06:31
Why me?
01:06:32
Becuase the Queen of the Fields is you niece.
01:06:36
Come out, Queen of the Fields.
01:06:47
- I do not understand. - It is clear, Comrade Dynin.
01:06:51
The weather is great. Let's go swimming guys.
01:07:02
Where are you going comrades?
01:07:03
The show is not over.
01:07:07
We have many more games: riddles, races, relays.
01:07:11
Wait, comrades. Where are you going?
01:07:15
It is not a swimming time.
01:07:20
I wanted it to be good.
01:07:22
To benefit the kids. To keep the discipline.
01:07:27
FIRST PRIZE
01:07:29
How did it happen, comrades?
01:08:22
Hey, jump to this side!
01:08:27
Kostya!
01:08:42
Kostya!
01:08:50
What are you doing here?
01:08:53
We are jumping across the river.
01:08:58
I got it.
01:09:13
So they started jumping. Ok, jump.
01:09:16
Jump.
01:09:18
Kids!
01:09:35
What are you doing here? Huh?
01:09:38
The movie is over.
01:09:43
THE END

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FullHD version. A strict director comrade Dynin and Chief Medical Officer are scared of alleged epidemic. They believe that strict adherence to the daily routine, regular hand-washing and the complete closure of the collective will prevent beneficiaries from the "terrible" scourge. The main threat is the local village boys. But pioneers are all uneasy. One of them - Kostya Inochkin - leaves the camp and communicates with the "contagious." Comrade Dynin takes severe solution to eliminate Inochkin from the camp and sends him home. But if Kostya comes home early, his grandmother will surely have a heart attack. So he returnes to the camp and becomes "illegal". Now Inochkin's friends must disrupt the Parents' Day to not let his grandmother to find out that Kostya is not among the children ...

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