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you are sleeping and Bartosh open your glasses00:00:05
fractions g00:00:06
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for our concerts we demand everywhere00:00:16
we joke and good personal nice the rest00:00:20
look at me opera00:00:21
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here on ice00:00:27
we will remind you for those who have just come00:00:29
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so good evening dear friends00:00:42
congratulations to everyone on the arrival of spring00:00:45
10 show is the only humorous00:00:48
program in Ukraine in which the show is not00:00:50
only in the title but also on stage and so you00:00:55
wanted the show you will get it we start00:01:02
[applause] [00:01:07
music] [ applause]00:01:14
[music] the00:01:17
best show in Ukraine words full for bright00:01:26
light everyone has smiles of00:01:31
emotions square even I00:01:35
want you a gun to00:01:40
women bow to the very center of Ukraine00:01:49
we are starting a new season00:01:56
and ran00:02:01
collecting in the00:02:05
fall and spring on a whim00:02:08
those who love00:02:09
I come to the00:02:14
carnival vanity dream00:02:16
factory00:02:18
things there is an object00:02:20
for everyone and always Kirby00:02:24
1 time00:02:25
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surprised00:02:40
andearth, what00:02:41
if00:02:43
I came today with beer00:02:49
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I’ll give00:02:53
you a nose now,00:02:55
even if it’s00:02:58
Russian00:02:59
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ah00:03:25
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slap China00:03:38
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almost folk Ukraine has swam into everything00:03:45
call came00:03:48
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Ukrainian cinemas during the film's release,00:04:06
swingers were selling condoms instead of popcorn,00:04:11
now the screening of the film Fifty Shades00:04:15
Freed00:04:16
takes place with two smoke breaks00:04:20
about trim couple cinema00:04:24
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[music]00:04:35
[applause]00:04:38
man I kept my wife's steel bast shoe00:04:45
and let the two threads dark row mixed up00:04:48
continue00:04:54
just finding the time bought00:05:04
[music]00:05:06
well, what a good film main short00:05:17
Safin in general is like Fifty Shades00:05:20
Freed00:05:22
is what about Cuba about Fidel map00:05:25
remember told the journalist a00:05:28
billionaire who loves BDSM falls in love00:05:32
bdsm is something like like bb and I,00:05:37
this is when you use tiles and cursed00:05:41
exactly ours with bb,00:05:45
they will soon beat our debts out of us with whips,00:05:47
what are these 3D glasses, the00:05:52
name of the form of the film becomes the volume is not about00:05:59
cool00:06:00
souls, they will have to take them home,00:06:04
they will look at you and your forms of battle00:06:07
are becoming volume, not00:06:11
at all went to this nonsense, some kind of soap is00:06:14
better in an action movie, went there were to00:06:16
science fiction in general, especially since I00:06:19
haven’t seen the first two parts Anastasia,00:06:22
I want you and this is such a movie,00:06:32
after that it will definitely be necessary for me00:06:35
I reviewed the first two parts of the papers of the century,00:06:52
I curled up in this position for the last time00:06:55
when I drop the phone in the toilet, look00:07:00
how he doesn’t take care of your00:07:02
foreplay, this is a maximum of 500:07:05
underpants for 1,00:07:06
many check the beds,00:07:11
let’s go home, put on your00:07:14
sexiest lingerie,00:07:15
I’ll tie myself to the bed and you'll go00:07:19
fishing00:07:21
option00:07:24
you all this she's using his whip hussies well00:07:33
because it turns him on00:07:35
you see you can00:07:39
turn a person on with other objects00:07:40
they'll hit him in the head with a frying pan have one like00:07:48
this so you'll have to00:07:49
give it to your mom why we've been wanting a mixer for a long time00:07:56
so everything's almost creative suffocating I get00:08:01
more gas00:08:12
everything is high00:08:19
look where to go the ministry00:08:26
counting times before the start00:08:31
Zhanna Viktorovna in the cat and the mouse00:08:34
used to say so constructively and a swinger on00:08:41
even a chandelier to00:08:43
and here and there they show sex at least take it and make00:08:49
wishes I gave it away I’ll00:09:00
go get a beer I’ll get a damn here is no longer 3d00:09:10
smd some kind of full presence effect00:09:17
you like as a gift for March 8th I00:09:23
was stunned or something, I would put some cotton wool and00:09:27
wear the Horde we pass the00:09:34
echo has died down we pass and we don’t infect anyone and at the00:09:40
same time we will be a9 films00:09:42
I who is good to rogue00:09:46
evil oh I understand everything but so to00:09:58
[ __ ] like that, what did you pull out and what do they have that the00:10:04
children have and why not Vitkor will give it to the aria00:10:08
kids we mixed up the sans and to our movie00:10:12
and the damage dealer we go we go we go we go and bone00:10:16
where did you even know about this movie I00:10:21
read the book by the way very much easy00:10:24
to read,00:10:25
but I think there's probably half a book in there, oh00:10:31
okay00:10:37
[applause]00:10:48
well, let's switch places, such a00:10:53
return,00:10:54
but put on a mask so that your face doesn't get chapped in the cold,00:10:57
by the way, listen, you'll have to00:11:02
buy a mask for your mom, it'll soak it in00:11:06
the house, silence, order, now the most00:11:11
interesting moment will be him she will be dragged into00:11:14
a room with chains in her hand00:11:16
you read the book and I’ve watched this movie 15 times this00:11:21
movie is the second day only in00:11:24
theaters the movie is the second day in theaters and00:11:27
that’s 15 thousand I’m asking you yes00:11:35
damn it okay00:11:44
how do you like our biathlon I00:11:50
agree a pig and a00:11:54
normal man Anastasia00:11:57
for chicky minds leg for tb gift00:12:01
well at least a grain of no more than two phrases00:12:04
they said I didn’t understand although it was him right00:12:11
again right away00:12:12
how he rested so quickly in two sentences00:12:15
more than once in the evening it was00:12:22
also the same evening00:12:26
Carpet I thought a month had passed00:12:29
but no - to any montage I tell you it’s00:12:32
fantastic, that’s all and note that he took off his00:12:36
socks00:12:38
and when it was all over he didn’t turn00:12:41
to the wall and start snoring for00:12:43
centuries, this is fiction, well, but00:12:48
oh,00:13:02
I forgot to buy a school,00:13:08
look, there’s a bed full of rose petals00:13:12
and we only have beds crumbs after00:13:16
the money you live,00:13:19
listen, this is really something you can00:13:22
do with tights,00:13:24
imagine I imagine00:13:28
counting down dates and tights, current onions, store00:13:35
this, this is their kind of shot, ah-ah, the color00:13:42
has gone to Mars, I love the skin, condemn, I’ll take it away,00:13:45
I’ll say yes, let’s00:13:51
excuse ours I think there’s00:14:03
another pervert here, do you want, let’s change seats,00:14:08
no, I’d probably rather break up, hello,00:14:17
how did you do that before I covered my00:14:21
knees with a cloak, yes, I’ve already00:14:25
tried it with both hands, okay, I’ll ask someone,00:14:31
girl, excuse me, but you won’t help me, I can’t do it at00:14:39
all - I wanted to ask the camera, you00:14:41
ask me to hold you,00:14:43
I would like to film this, it’s getting worse, man, you should00:14:46
film what’s happening behind you,00:14:48
what I didn’t see for this video, opal will pay me more,00:15:01
and let him, but I don’t need it, it’s nice, maybe00:15:07
rise a little higher to the post, listen let's00:15:15
switch and at the real station came at the00:15:19
hour of the decree, you tube happened and the00:15:28
projectionists went broke, I'm the projectionist, let00:15:34
's go to the movie first, let's turn on00:15:38
Dasha, guys, and let's go for a smoke break, driving00:15:43
with a smoke, I don't smoke, I'll finish my studies,00:15:47
no, listen, it's really interesting that it's00:15:51
interesting they won't get married at the end or not00:15:55
they got married and in the second part, this is what00:16:00
they do after the wedding, they create life00:16:05
after the wedding00:16:08
[applause]00:16:15
vikusya and this is the plan I’m gray00:16:20
you Anastasia tights you have00:16:24
gags at home handcuffs your mom let’s take00:16:42
I passed and they will00:16:47
give me money for my new film00:16:50
to burn the purpose of those that the film will be00:16:53
poured into the00:16:54
Ukrainian language, because it’s an amateur00:17:06
[music]00:17:09
[applause]00:17:13
the man couldn’t00:17:15
hammer the leader into the house, so the wife thought that he was00:17:18
hammering nails somewhere on the side, it00:17:22
seems to us that00:17:25
Ukrainian wives can do exactly00:17:29
this with negligent husbands00:17:32
[applause]00:17:36
live to and what about the00:17:41
vacuum cleaner of the oh century I cleaned I cleaned I cleaned I cleaned it broke it00:17:46
broke00:17:51
Vika00:17:52
I have00:17:56
two news for you one good the other bad00:18:00
sky start well come on00:18:04
bad I fixed the arms don’t lie the role00:18:09
broke and then the00:18:12
bathtub flooded that’s the good00:18:15
news with00:18:16
this action I took revenge to our00:18:19
downstairs neighbors to whom they were listening loudly to music, I did the00:18:25
right thing, of course I did the right thing, and00:18:29
what did you do, and what kind of box is00:18:32
this, and I put you up for sale,00:18:36
so when I tried this on, this is your new house,00:18:40
I said that I can send you by mail,00:18:43
thoughts put me up for sale00:18:46
for sale, read the advertisement, I’m selling my husband00:18:51
with Belarusian license plates,00:19:00
there is a full package of documents for00:19:03
legal movement around the country, are00:19:07
you selling me like a car or not00:19:11
dividing me, and then the handyman didn’t have them on the site,00:19:17
and the00:19:18
first owner has a mileage of 8 years, of which00:19:21
active use is actually about00:19:23
forty minutes really 2700:19:28
but I threw it on to attract customers, the00:19:33
equipment is00:19:34
for an amateur, there are disadvantages in the manufacturing00:19:38
defect of the hand, the address of yours is00:19:47
indicated,00:19:55
the starter is a little acting up00:19:58
before, like half a turn, it was tired, it was carried out, and00:20:01
now thead needs to be warmed up, the reason for the00:20:05
sale, the size did not fit,00:20:08
the size of its price is negotiable, it is00:20:15
also possible to exchange for a curling iron,00:20:22
you are changing me for a curling iron, yes,00:20:26
indeed, 4 cheaper, and for00:20:29
our vacuum cleaner, I also broke it, I know that00:20:34
I’ll leave and let’s see how you cope without00:20:40
a man,00:20:44
well, eat, you’ll regret it, I’ll regret it for myself00:20:48
that I didn’t do this before, you00:20:51
need me, you’re worried, who00:20:55
needs me? happy owner of these00:20:59
106 centimeters of happiness00:21:05
size is not the main thing in this matter good00:21:09
afternoon good afternoon I’m selling my husband here I’m selling00:21:15
God’s hand00:21:18
correctly talk about divinity yes here’s00:21:21
the loiko as you asked very dear00:21:24
yes I’m sorry but I didn’t have time to buy a vacuum cleaner a00:21:28
broom will do I can take it00:21:34
no you can’t00:21:41
anyone no home00:21:44
later how compact it is I already00:21:47
like it’s00:21:48
not true the first impression is deceptive I love it00:21:52
more00:21:56
vous now she’s a gift what if before00:21:59
the gift we can wrap it up beautifully and here00:22:02
we have a wedding suit left that you give00:22:04
me to you but you know I really like00:22:08
tearing open the packaging I recently tore it up00:22:12
along with a gift. I'm bad and I love it, in00:22:23
fact it's very good, but more I love it,00:22:26
of course it's good.00:22:46
Well, it’s okay, I’ll fatten him up, he’ll00:22:48
feed me and eat me,00:22:56
I won’t fit your hands, I’m about to break the shower, I don’t00:23:06
know how to do anything around the house,00:23:09
and I still don’t need to do tasks, you have only one,00:23:14
and I’ll do everything else, I was wondering if it’s better for00:23:22
you to survive in the temple yours what a passion,00:23:24
but also calm for everything,00:23:26
you can just right now he somehow got00:23:28
overexcited, it’s good quietly the handle00:23:31
broke,00:23:34
look what kind or the handles are broken, and he’s also an00:23:38
athlete in00:23:39
boxing, I’ve never put them on,00:23:44
here’s the berg, which means the growth device won’t00:23:47
resist,00:23:49
and what it is00:23:51
bad habits, what00:23:53
else do you have that even kefir gives him a00:23:57
headache in the morning,00:23:59
it’s not true, I’m an alcoholic, my wife, take it off,00:24:04
it’ll be good then drink, but I smoke, I00:24:19
smoke too, but only after sex,00:24:23
we’ll smoke together finger on00:24:30
woman’s day, I’ll cheat on you when00:24:34
the pack on the day, in00:24:46
fact, the stutterer is the most faithful husband of00:24:49
the century, I must confess to you, I00:24:53
cheated on you, laka there, Olya Polyakova, this doesn’t00:24:57
count00:24:59
in my house, only my posters, and he’s also00:25:04
kind and sweet and wouldn’t hurt a fly, it’s not true,00:25:07
I beat women,00:25:11
my homeless man, how brave he is, I take it00:25:15
please pack, let's go00:25:22
get dressed, we've already agreed,00:25:25
you're sorry, I didn't have time to pack his things,00:25:28
I didn't know that there were men now, you're00:25:32
okay, what's needed there, there are underpants and a T-shirt00:25:35
in general, I think in my apartment he will00:25:38
walk around exclusively naked, in secret,00:25:42
some negative traits he has one00:25:44
and you know he snores a little, I’m00:25:48
stronger than us and scatters00:25:53
6 that you will pick up my mascara00:25:56
and he also travels a lot00:25:59
[laughter]00:26:04
so another very important question is who he is00:26:06
according to the horoscope and age, this is bad00:26:10
incompatibility, you00:26:11
’ll have to buy a new cup although as a00:26:17
result the zodiac will gather here I’m00:26:26
ready00:26:28
Zhenya listen to some beautiful how00:26:34
this wedding suit suits you00:26:36
I immediately remembered our wedding and00:26:41
our first date remember you00:26:43
also wore it then I had it at my graduation00:26:49
all my friends are pretty lyrical let’s go my00:26:53
dear I don’t promise you a wedding, but00:26:56
your first wedding night will be very00:26:58
hot documents please excuse me but00:27:07
I can’t sell it00:27:09
but why because the product was not found in the warehouse00:27:17
liquid in general take your curling00:27:23
iron broom I can’t I’m00:27:25
sorry I’m a tower you yourself are not you know what00:27:29
you want from and look at you to whom you00:27:34
owe it, he has tied up00:27:37
centuries and centuries thank you thank you did00:27:41
n’t fall me I’ll correct myself00:27:44
fix Ryan I’ll fix00:27:48
I’ll fix the vacuum cleaner to Putin curling iron souls the main thing is don’t00:27:53
sell me to no one else and to whom will I00:27:57
sell you you’re only mine00:28:00
hand to the ass00:28:05
[applause]00:28:13
together forever00:28:18
[applause]00:28:20
it's probably this woman again, say that00:28:22
I'm not for sale, of course hello,00:28:26
hello, say this is where my husband00:28:30
is for sale,00:28:31
you know, he's no longer selling, I mean, he's not for sale, are00:28:40
n't you, why didn't you just swear in love00:28:43
from the sale of the shot I can’t00:28:46
forgive everything I didn’t understand it’s for sale00:28:51
or not of course it’s for sale with all its00:28:54
huge00:28:55
advantages this size is not the main thing the main00:29:00
skill of the ring raised the size not the00:29:04
main thing you with the documents are all arguing at home00:29:09
I’m generally completely fine I don’t drink or00:29:13
smoke00:29:15
boxer Fix the vacuum cleaner there hoses in short00:29:22
man golden hands screwed up from in your00:29:33
part Vikulya she’s that baby let’s go to00:29:39
you00:29:40
that let’s go to you I have this I’m a realtor00:29:49
the buyer here00:29:57
but the deal took place here you go in an00:30:01
amicable way kind00:30:04
but how we look at00:30:08
you somehow did00:30:11
Vika Vika I was joking I love you we are00:30:16
together [music]00:30:22
together forever00:30:28
[applause]00:30:32
bizol00:30:33
[music]00:30:36
a man went to the graduation party of00:30:39
his wife’s class and found out that in fact her00:30:43
wedding night took place at the00:30:46
graduation00:30:48
and so the alumni meeting is requested Alen00:30:55
dear, yes, that’s what I imagine, a00:30:57
banquet was ordered for today,00:30:59
well, like a banquet, an evening of alumni reunions,00:31:01
what are you, I would never00:31:04
go there, only idiots studied there,00:31:07
I hope there is one not too late, a kiss00:31:10
in my class, only one normal00:31:13
girl was Natasha00:31:20
[music]00:31:21
man this table is busy I'm tel I'm00:31:29
tel it can't be you're all a woodpecker it's with I'm00:31:35
busy mention you well I don't know you I'm tel00:31:41
debt I'm not a doer and expenses00:31:45
tomorrow is not my shift we won't give it up well00:31:49
remember well I'm your head in the toilet00:31:52
you00:31:53
I I remembered I remembered that00:31:56
you will order what I took with you00:31:59
and I will be in this establishment with alcoholic00:32:03
drinks you can’t00:32:04
you’re right as our teacher said Evgeny00:32:13
[music]00:32:15
woodpecker00:32:17
[music]00:32:20
like well come on woodpecker Eugene, have a seat, we’ll have00:32:23
a drink with you this is a meeting I00:32:26
need your acquaintance I can’t I’m00:32:32
working here as someone00:32:35
[music]00:32:41
no one roll00:32:46
with a towel,00:32:48
well, you understand,00:32:53
for everything you needed a red diploma, a00:32:55
gold medal00:32:59
[laughter] that is,00:33:02
you work as hard as you can, you’re00:33:05
not a geek, I’m not myself, I’m just00:33:09
going to have to nataha today, I want to meet you at the door00:33:11
and Douse everything with champagne, by the way,00:33:13
why are you soviet00:33:16
Danube,00:33:20
I'm now hello dear, can you imagine00:33:24
holding on to the cans until the morning00:33:26
and I'm the only one on your back, don't wait for me, go to00:33:29
bed before00:33:40
[music]00:33:47
and00:33:51
a00:33:54
[music]00:33:56
well, at least give me the first letter, the00:34:01
first letter n by 2 and00:34:07
[music]00:34:09
Nefedov let's move on,00:34:16
so you won't remember about there honestly00:34:21
Sashka, how he was a noob so an oak and remained,00:34:30
God clearly, you sat quietly00:34:39
quietly quietly for 10 years, don't turn around, I'll stop00:34:41
looking at you, I remember her your00:34:46
hair on YouTube for days and the whole00:34:50
Titanic itself and the food still00:34:53
on your head only yours of course you verse00:34:59
twenty years have passed yes you disappeared in the tenth00:35:02
grade that circumstance by the way00:35:09
debt deshtu karen o that’s exactly what you00:35:13
said then the debt is not a piece of work and frankly00:35:17
the story of the leg disappeared for 20 years where00:35:20
shorter than the debt could then the piece of work was more often00:35:23
I saw that this is going on like a piece of a00:35:28
wedding00:35:30
today Natasha will come Danube think00:35:40
I was when I met her she was like00:35:44
this [music]00:35:48
but it’s as if00:35:50
you didn’t sit behind me in the tenth grade, but in00:35:55
general, but00:35:57
in her eleventh grade it’s like that’s it and00:35:59
it started, I don’t know, whether the cabbage is00:36:02
the beginning or whether gerike is tying 10th grade to it,00:36:06
tears trawl even women00:36:08
about Nikishin, hello, she is also not she has00:36:13
n’t come yet, who is00:36:15
this, this is Sashka the spirit, the first guy on00:36:20
such Sanya dob Oleg Petrovich00:36:24
everything is like that officially a deputy from our hands00:36:31
so I get not a single natahu for the ass00:36:34
on the rope passage I want him I don’t remember but00:36:39
he has this exemption from physical education00:36:43
and you can’t even tell a healthy guy about a00:36:46
sled of duty not a shtukar I forgot my wallet in the00:36:48
river00:36:49
straight from my tongue Oleg Petrovich took it off00:37:00
woodpecker Evgeniy00:37:04
okay wanted this Evgeniy don’t knock00:37:07
[music]00:37:08
Oleg Petrovich natakha will definitely have to00:37:11
sin of course he will come I would have started not to00:37:13
come you think I came to see00:37:16
how you woodpecker has become more details in 20 years00:37:19
and you remember how I natakha00:37:24
stole my view from the flowerbed my son stole flowers, yes,00:37:29
I stole these bananas in the store for the sake of it,00:37:32
and remember how we as a whole class00:37:35
watched as she watched these bananas and listened to a00:37:45
chill out and in the restaurant there are bananas there is00:37:49
a hint, I understand, let’s agree right away on the shore,00:38:00
today Natakha00:38:02
is coming with me, especially since I have she was, oh00:38:05
well, in the tenth grade, of course I didn’t00:38:10
say that she had a change with me and00:38:13
it was oh, well, success mail.ru,00:38:18
by the way, I’m the only one from the class00:38:21
here who was pulling everyone’s wire, which00:38:27
cheek with my tongue00:38:29
[music]00:38:31
and with my palette, what am I same teacher article00:38:35
but at graduation I almost mean00:38:42
almost almost her technical00:38:51
woman woman not url00:38:54
but I was imagining my Natasha at that moment00:38:59
but it was such a success00:39:04
and brutally the test at frequency 20 I00:39:13
wish you hello00:39:17
this is the same egor00:39:20
well remember Egor without filming and00:39:25
[ music] [applause]00:39:27
wow, this is already in the past,00:39:31
listen, we said something and I got into business00:39:34
right after the rocket00:39:39
and then at some point I realized that it’s not00:39:41
mine, that I’m not happy, I’m not happy with these continuous00:39:44
extortions, it’s the tax office that had to be00:39:47
a Gelendvagen to pay off debts,00:39:50
in general, at some point I decided00:39:53
to devote my life to serving the church and00:39:57
why did you immediately feel good right away, it was00:40:00
so easy to feel mine, I00:40:03
dedicated it to the tax office, I bought a new Gelendvagen00:40:09
from my husband and without it for a long time I haven’t done anything, but God00:40:15
willing,00:40:22
tell me my friends on natakha in the world of the00:40:25
Danube00:40:28
she already appeared with you, what happened to her too,00:40:33
almost she came to me when she came to confession00:40:39
and finished her story, then I00:40:45
almost committed a sin right in the church,00:40:49
in general, I’m here to finish started00:40:51
where she is better than those men So we’re not having an00:40:56
evening of alumni reunions,00:40:58
but an evening of witnesses Natakha, this is no00:41:03
witnesses, this is a competing organization,00:41:06
I want to tell you right away Natakha00:41:10
will come with me today, to hell with you, then by00:41:13
the way, by the way, I received00:41:16
official permission from my wife to cheat with00:41:18
Natakha, okay, no stars00:41:20
Why haven’t I shown any photos? She’s00:41:23
on fire, be a man, she’s also changed,00:41:25
in short, let’s now let’s throw our actions00:41:29
and argue who00:41:32
takes Natasha with him and caste jealousy, I’ve collected00:41:35
let’s just do it,00:41:38
you’ll catch a cold one at a time, follow well,00:41:40
great, so stop this what the hell is00:41:45
that thing missing, who didn’t throw it off, created00:41:50
it, and it’s me who didn’t chip in,00:41:53
sushi without giving you a piece, I’ll give it to you tomorrow, I’ll00:41:56
try to give it for the balls, I’ll hang you up00:42:00
okay, so that’s it, I’ll00:42:03
order a dance now, I’ll order one dance and my nataha,00:42:08
my dance, he’ll order it from me between by the way, there00:42:11
are two movie tickets for the last row, didn’t00:42:13
become a tongue00:42:16
aya aya aya and I’ll be on so remove the00:42:22
natural beauty00:42:27
you’re an oak tree in nature hope00:42:33
sent to not bad00:42:36
women love jewelry big00:42:42
jewelry something00:42:44
like this00:42:47
oh00:42:48
[applause]00:42:49
[music]00:42:52
and the other way will come00:42:55
what kind of oksana00:43:01
tank did angsana but oksana elki whom00:43:11
Egor hit on the head with a briefcase that's why00:43:14
at the checkout and became that you and the00:43:16
parabens at home in the field area they made fun of they00:43:20
also said who will sleep with her the shepherd00:43:23
Moritz I don’t remember her00:43:37
but you don’t remember Egor well remember at the00:43:41
graduation you got drunk and went and carried the00:43:44
first ones home, said enough about this already, the00:43:50
point is, and how how00:43:53
Natakha was friends with this Oksana, in comparison with her, it was just00:43:55
magic, and against the backdrop of Oksana, even Baba Nyura00:43:59
was a goddess who Oksana without she00:44:04
remembered who let her finger fall on my00:44:08
feet men have a good memory,00:44:12
they sent00:44:17
me a glass of water to the table on a separate account,00:44:24
you know why I always loved Zhenya00:44:28
because he was the most principled of us00:44:31
until you remember how we all left the lesson and there was only00:44:34
one left,00:44:35
and remember we were smoking in the toilet and he00:44:38
came although remember, at the prom he00:44:43
promised that he would only lose his virginity00:44:47
with Natasha,00:44:50
well, you were dressed as a nit, not only were you00:44:54
what up to 1000 would have been, what am I still00:44:59
waiting for, the black one came, oh00:45:02
well, everything in 20 years, not with anyone, not a00:45:07
man, the man said did00:45:09
and when he managed to become a man, which00:45:16
by the way, with Natasha,00:45:19
you could say, yes, even in childhood, we00:45:23
showed each other’s [ __ ],00:45:28
too, but it will come, you don’t start with this, at00:45:32
least Natalia’s men00:45:37
suggest Natasha’s first dance to give the00:45:40
rivers to him for real most of all you need00:45:43
to wait, well, I’ve been patient for 20 more years, I’ll be00:45:47
patient, let’s have a drink, let’s friends, let’s00:45:53
see you guys, see you00:45:56
here for what meeting and natahu00:46:02
[music]00:46:05
let’s do all this guys00:46:07
without me, what will I achieve man,00:46:12
we always drink without you, get out of here,00:46:17
that’s a compliment of course thank you, I didn’t understand,00:46:22
well, they called me a man, it means00:46:26
I’ve already succeeded00:46:30
[applause]00:46:34
come on, tell us someone from the price,00:46:38
and even boys, I’m your classmate00:46:43
Natasha00:46:50
Danube, but that’s00:46:55
how men don’t drink vodka anymore, it’s00:47:00
scorched, well, that’s it00:47:02
it's time to read this00:47:05
book00:47:09
hello dear00:47:11
the banquet will end early introduce yourself00:47:13
well come on man guys come on what else is there00:47:16
I always felt more like a00:47:18
boy than a new girl yes I00:47:21
know you all like peeling ah so you are00:47:24
peeling and I don’t know what’s going on here the theater00:47:27
was arranged, but by the way,00:47:30
Oleg Petrovich is the only boxing specialist, do00:47:32
you remember how you used that rough00:47:35
palm of yours to put me on a rope under my ass,00:47:39
and do you remember it says hand,00:47:44
let go of the horse Sanka,00:47:47
and you bought bananas all the time, remember, to00:47:49
finally see how I eat them00:47:54
now you'll see00:47:58
everything about the hair when kara00:48:06
oh my00:48:11
fat gays00:48:15
remember how they kissed you behind the garages00:48:17
and Zhenya doesn't care that you're00:48:34
stopping me, the main thing is when00:48:36
my friend hit me on the head with a briefcase behind the garages00:48:38
I didn't stop you,00:48:41
look, the squirrels got sick in the head00:48:45
Natasha and up to you I don’t remember why am I00:49:05
where are you going the man said the man did00:49:12
this the one who is here why am I a man and a nit at00:49:20
the ball he his composition sounds for the00:49:25
girl Natalya from school 42 who is00:49:28
invited to dance by Oleg and and Oleg Petrovich00:49:34
another leka another Natasha and on the other hand, 4200:49:38
schools have a lot of magical things, well, let’s00:49:43
sit down, let’s have a drink at the table and I ask you,00:49:46
well, tell me what’s new with you,00:49:54
please, I’m afraid that our changes00:49:59
compared to yours00:50:00
[music]00:50:02
says they’re not worth it and you haven’t changed at all00:50:08
now I’m confusing my nose a little00:50:16
well [applause]00:50:17
[music]00:50:18
dachau I need the flag also don’t need 300:50:22
rus blades great hum I suggest without00:50:28
clinking glasses00:50:32
[music]00:50:39
who let it go anyway it could be00:50:44
anyone00:50:48
guys I’ll00:50:54
scratch the prick and you were allowed to sell vodka at school for me00:51:03
you I’m the only one who will come on March 8th,00:51:06
they gave me a mustache in 1st grade, my lapel00:51:11
started to grow, oh dear,00:51:20
Oksana is also here,00:51:45
well, of course, this is my favorite Seryozha, we00:51:58
just love each other and Natasha,00:52:01
for my sake, make yourself a mouse father,00:52:08
it looks like you’re with a briefcase soon00:52:11
did they go too far00:52:15
[music]00:52:18
Natasha or is it Seryoga reports but00:52:22
here I actually00:52:24
collected them and you know guys, it’s just that00:52:28
Oksana and I signed today, we wanted to00:52:31
celebrate this among00:52:33
our classmates, and besides you, no00:52:35
one else will appreciate it,00:52:38
I love you very much, I will never cheat on you00:52:48
[ laughter]00:53:10
[music]00:53:15
the most current news of00:53:17
February rocket launch Ilona Mask with Tesla00:53:21
on board,00:53:22
notice the dummy behind the wheel, Ukraine after00:53:26
this launch dreams of returning its00:53:28
status as a space superpower, so00:53:32
our answer to Pylon Mask00:53:37
can how groups of slaves with flights00:53:39
parody and left the walls of00:53:41
Vilna that starting danchik so the system00:53:46
checking the00:53:47
fuel is filled, I give the command to start,00:53:59
I’m not a chicken full chupak and full00:54:01
dial, and that is, that is, the claws will fly,00:54:06
this is the image of the country, I said, I won’t put it in minus, I wo00:54:09
n’t fish, how much is fanara00:54:13
contentment and you understand that you will become a00:54:16
hero of Ukraine, they will name you after you00:54:19
the street or behind, by the way, what’s your name00:54:22
Bogdan00:54:23
and seriously00:54:27
Bogdan Bogdanovich God data on00:54:31
this rest is seriously good what do you00:54:34
want and I want us not to be full of00:54:37
bright instructions so that they clearly00:54:42
explain and on safety precautions they00:54:44
let us out on routes that you do00:54:48
n’t it’s clear that these standing marriage people take00:54:53
payment at the exit, will they be like this, will there00:54:57
be any beneficiaries there will be00:55:00
no beneficiaries yes yes yes yes yes you00:55:04
seem to be and then a full optics salon you00:55:09
can smoke very much and I think you can well like00:55:12
this and even the music is loud00:55:15
You can listen, of course, the Tesla flies with music, and I00:55:19
took here the golden hits of the chanson,00:55:24
what chance do we have.00:55:27
you understand that you are the only ones from00:55:28
Ukraine, go into space, I understand, I don’t00:55:32
understand why the hell,00:55:35
how is this our Ukrainian answer to Elon00:55:39
Musk, but it was impossible for Elon Musk to answer something like this, much00:55:45
cheaper than all this, well, this00:55:49
will be such an event, I’m all they00:55:52
understand our gsc and pathos it was impossible, I00:55:56
repent, it’s easier to write off my bus00:56:01
[applause]00:56:07
and in general, why exactly is it a bardan to give this00:56:12
fish into space to launch the paths of the racers00:56:15
in renting rubles and to00:56:17
lie and all in one jar, roll them00:56:21
under the lid and launch them somewhere- something on00:56:24
aldebaran00:56:29
you are right about something but you understand00:56:33
we have it and it will work out no more precisely when we00:56:36
succeed we plan to make such00:56:38
flights00:56:39
regular well but if you have or rather00:56:43
when something breaks down what are you00:56:46
planning to worry about we have checked everything three times00:56:49
yes yes yes I 20 rokiv other on the00:56:53
topic of the00:56:54
unit sho we know the way did not chop and and00:56:57
your little one read the00:56:59
type of money I read it near the wines of the sublunary00:57:02
others all00:57:04
in short, we have the strength to fish once and for all00:57:08
to admit that the Olympics and the auto industry are00:57:11
just on and ours, well, what could00:57:16
happen, the priest illuminated our bus three times,00:57:18
hung up new icons, and the priests00:57:22
tell the word that I’m there and I00:57:24
’ll tell the authorities what this Ivan00:57:27
drives and the oceans, the prices for their services,00:57:32
I’ll tell you, I still don’t understand why you decided to00:57:38
launch it right away, I live people, well, it was impossible00:57:41
from now on there I’ll let the dog00:57:43
teach the deputy kayaks00:57:48
what is it Bogdan00:57:50
and scientists have established that00:57:53
only a minibus can survive in Bogdan the only thing00:57:57
that confuses you is that you have no flying experience00:57:59
I have a fleeting experience of a00:58:03
white goose you see a photo00:58:07
you recognize the bus you see the speed is00:58:10
recorded so here are the cliffs we are not00:58:14
the police to the house, lovely, asked for00:58:16
an autograph, you understand the story, the00:58:21
video recorder is running, the bus is00:58:24
changing viscose, but I am not00:58:28
and practically without a jump, alarm Vova00:58:32
glass, I fly 24 meters from and everyone00:58:38
sends on the experience of hiring from and bachu on Facebook00:58:43
sent the Finnish washed Alay road,00:58:46
yes, what do you think who & wise is00:58:50
definitely not you in the video it is clearly visible that she was00:58:53
driving a foreign car for two kilometers and00:58:55
drove this and that March Apatin Bardan00:58:59
rigid coupling and tep tep tep tep tep on the00:59:03
body hot cheeks swearing in mind people's00:59:08
artists not wonderful kola and respect 1 blasphemy00:59:13
at the poison start and I won’t go to the briefing, I won’t00:59:19
go through the fields there, the office of Russia from us, good, good,00:59:26
I’ll give you a quick briefing on calories,00:59:28
and so five minutes after the start, the00:59:31
first stage will approach you and then the00:59:33
second stage will depart, after a00:59:36
while the starting engine will depart, but in00:59:38
principle the battery was on the track was covered by00:59:40
Eirich00:59:42
you kmns the muffler tore off and00:59:45
then the cardan shaft and everything but they gave us00:59:48
then you will head towards Mars, fly00:59:51
around like its orbit around in a circular manner00:59:53
let's go yes I'll take the red heifer00:59:58
on nom01:00:00
further on you will have a gas cloud on your way01:00:02
n 316 opinions refuel there I won’t01:00:08
because I think I got to from01:00:12
such a gas region 316 akim repairs01:00:17
for 30 thousand hryvnia reached 0 and don’t01:00:19
after the gas cloud you are moving01:00:22
straight to the sun in the south let’s go again01:00:29
lessons in wasn’t on vacation01:00:31
stop easy vacation we’ll sign them all01:00:34
countries whose bots are based,01:00:37
I shouldn’t tell you about this, but you01:00:39
most likely won’t come back, I know, I know01:00:45
that bard Nina’s rear is turned on, well, I’ll01:00:49
call uber there and the star is01:00:54
no longer there, no, you don’t understand at all, you won’t come back01:00:58
at all why- then I remembered the amounts, not01:01:09
the collectors, and we’ll get you underground,01:01:11
but here he is and the gas, so01:01:20
okay, check, so the autocivilka took it01:01:25
well, I understood quietly, why do this, but suddenly the cops are01:01:32
from in space, the police are from somewhere, I’m a01:01:36
quota person, we01:01:39
’ll see about the food All the01:01:43
space food we have is01:01:44
domestically produced, it’s01:01:46
Ukrainian, it’s in tubes,01:01:47
look here, I’ve got jellied meat in a tube,01:01:50
you can have borscht, and here’s horseradish in a tube, for01:01:54
that we have, well, far away the currency of words, but01:01:59
yes, this is01:02:05
nature’s glue, I’ll01:02:08
just glue the lobovukha on the bard, not the prices01:02:12
ready-made plant such words01:02:15
to torture I want to be impatient,01:02:18
well, you mean condensation as usual, go01:02:23
out then spray on the wheel,01:02:27
I understand what we have built in seats for you, a01:02:29
special container01:02:30
I know, I know you have all the phrases here, I’m better with01:02:34
my proven container,01:02:37
and even if suddenly to you communication will come out01:02:41
alien life forms in the glove compartment01:02:43
instructions on how to properly communicate with01:02:45
aliens but and but this itself is01:02:46
an instruction01:02:47
you for every fifth type full salon01:02:50
scenic ii from will be and will find a common language01:02:54
especially since I’m in boarding school with you01:02:57
anal went further01:02:59
30 seconds before launch01:03:02
well good luck let's send you the kukri again, why is01:03:08
Olya going to turn on the trachet01:03:10
pentameter and the other Vankin will push your01:03:13
rocket forgot, well, let's01:03:18
share the land here not for street money, take the01:03:22
elevator to the left and here at the elevator 601:03:29
buttons are still not there01:03:30
and the light bulb is completely gone, so what to do01:03:33
use the ladder, it’s more reliable, the01:03:38
fish are tight, that is, before the collection, they were taken away from them01:03:42
q1001:03:43
David Visi poached and taxing the gunpowder has not yet01:03:48
hidden against the wall of the houses01:03:54
65401:03:56
we do not claim the phone there,01:03:59
roaming01:04:01
3 2 1 start01:04:06
why it didn’t work, what happened to01:04:10
the hoop to remove for the pallets goes01:04:30
fine01:04:31
I’m going into orbit, I’m turning on the music,01:04:35
otherwise01:04:38
you don’t understand much about the sf.01:04:40
novini01:04:42
[music]01:04:45
add a reception how can you hear me normally01:04:49
you should be flying by now meteor01:04:51
shower what do you see I feel like poison01:04:54
pizza Levski bridge why not chon iba01:04:59
man me in the forehead are you and what else do01:05:03
you see oppa01:05:06
excuse me what a machua lesson beautiful01:05:12
as she pointed out to you along veins and fields01:05:15
that you still see the reins01:05:21
again please bachu star01:05:25
[music]01:05:26
beautiful I guess I envy you even that01:05:34
I didn’t understand that I didn’t understand that priest01:05:38
damn what an accident what happened Tesla you’re a01:05:44
dummy idiot see you well jumped out01:05:48
[applause]01:05:57
in short the result is that such a mannequin flew through the forehead01:06:02
into outer space,01:06:05
but if the muzzle passed the ass soft-boiled01:06:10
on its side, it didn’t mind and the turn signal01:06:17
Alla you buns from the factory,01:06:21
in short, we can start the ice, but01:06:24
we gave birth to the program here, you all gave birth to them01:06:28
[music]01:06:29
[applause] [01:06:35
applause]01:06:37
bizol01:06:39
[music]01:06:41
but the emptiness of the space power is our01:06:45
Maria in everything and the Ukrainians are big01:06:49
dreamers, for example, after the victory of01:06:51
our Nikolaev athlete at the01:06:53
Olympics,01:06:54
our officials decided to allocate money for the01:06:58
repair of the01:06:59
Nikolaev springboard, we sent a Jew about01:07:04
him01:07:05
to the Olympics and represent him iv01:07:08
Ukravtodor and housing and communal services01:07:10
there water to the canal about them, that is,01:07:12
after turning off at the tank cars,01:07:15
you think about it, friends, in our country the01:07:18
number of cars with Lithuanian01:07:20
license plates is several times higher than the number of01:07:23
Lithuanian cars with you in Lithuania01:07:25
and Mymre so01:07:31
that the salary but for the Ukrainians there was a minimum01:07:34
I’m where the sadness of officials and Mymre and the01:07:37
scale of the salary all the officials have01:07:39
laid down the moment for01:07:41
every Ukrainian01:07:43
in Ukraine has been replaced by the fifth generation01:07:46
of people who, well,01:07:49
action and we want and ours will live, and the01:07:54
Ukrainians shave in our Ukraine,01:07:57
it has become a tradition for all our01:08:00
officials to go beyond the cordon for centuries01:08:03
to see the repairs s and things on the path,01:08:07
everyone’s hands are better than 10 until01:08:16
this year there are01:08:20
presidential elections in Russia and we have lands, then I wo01:08:28
n’t have them, the goat you took out will solve it,01:08:33
and the main thing is friends, no matter what they do there,01:08:37
we still won’t stop dreaming01:08:42
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