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persons under 21 years of age for people with weak

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psyches and is also not recommended for

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pregnant women and sober people without a

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hint of his tic inclinations, I did

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a lot of reviews on Shiva and the frankly

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terrible movie

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zombie vacation in 3d captive of the Caucasus

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2 big laugh our version of the film

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the beginning of the territory of ja

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and since you wanted to watch a review of the

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Spanish court, why not continue

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this list with

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three films at once that break the

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psyche

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[music] the

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first film is called just not them and

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just look at these credits, but what about

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Thief's Chase, in fact, this is how

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the author is parodied and they make fun of

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superhero movies and over the six years of

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production

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they should have accumulated a decent amount of such jokes, and there

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is also state support and the total

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budget of the film was 3 million 600

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thousand dollars, and before the start of the film

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there is a gaping logo of Fyodor Bondarchuk’s studio,

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and what could go

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wrong? no smarter feature of

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the film is that the characters don’t have names,

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they have nicknames and the first of them is a major

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where the engine is, it’s not uncommon for a sports car

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to be invented there in

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Germany in Germany, remember your

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classmate for whom you were always

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ashamed, so he made his own film,

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then loser redneck bo gods who,

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even in comparison with the backward acting of

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the rest of the actors, is able to surprise the party

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tonight 500 rubles I

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understand what we spend our lives on, it

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seems to me that if a predator attacks her in the forest,

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seeing such an act out, he will tell

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us to [ __ ] off and run away, dropping feces 1st way

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again icon 5. don’t be surprised that

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a predator suddenly starts talking after seeing such a

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bottom and the tree would be indignant if

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she weren’t a character in this film in

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the form of a nerdy mathematician the probability of the

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end of the world this night, well,

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probably one in a million

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Auchan that I will meet a smart,

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pretty girl 1

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thousand players [ __ ] chance that I’ll watch a

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normal Russian comedy, maybe the

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author worked on the character and didn’t

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stop at showing a stupid stereotype,

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because there are examples of a breakfast club or a breakfast club

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lacking social skills but at the same time a

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smart Sheldon from the Big Bang Theories,

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they can be considered funny by the authors and the

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very fact that the guys don’t give anything it’s unrealistic

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to fall into a difficult situation, also in the

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film there is a character who is a [ __ ] with an

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irresistible desire to take off his clothes and

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another stereotype, guess what makes

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cowardly people scary things beautiful

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and painters accessible stereotype of Jack

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Sparrow I’m

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khaki

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everything is normal Hatfield is not a rocker this is a [ __ ] [ __ ]

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yes

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but

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[applause]

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[music ]

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[applause]

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the authors seemed to have climbed the step

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leading to a joke, after which they [ __ ] themselves and

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jumped into the basement where we issued a three and a

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half million dollar budget, that

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is, look at this female body, dare you,

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because even our Russia tried to put

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similar characters in a certain

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situation that, according to the idea, should were

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to cause laughter,

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they were just showing their tits in anticipation of the

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same thing and the insertion date had already become a

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[ __ ] prophetic

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magician with hot films an hour

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feels like two

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at the moment 18 years have passed and this is

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only 20 minutes of the film the louder

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the girl laughs the longer there was no

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sex

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reading

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about Timothy turned on this film as a

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psychotronic weapon let's continue watch

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pascal's law

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although give me a couple more minutes

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[music] the

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loser wants to take revenge for the humiliation

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but the whole party turns against her the

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losers are thrown into the pool and

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laughs disgustingly

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about it in slowmo

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[music]

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after this I’m not surprised at the number

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atheists on earth after seeing this spectacle,

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how can you believe in me? Yes, someone will say that it’s

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not the actress’s fault, the director is to blame

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for forcing her to make faces and behind this there will be

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part of the truth, there’s nothing wrong with

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making faces, there are blind man’s buffs or, for example, 33

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square meters, but she’s

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even a [ __ ] the antics deserve

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to be called just idiocy, and to

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completely piss me off, the authors add

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another character to a character who

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makes fun of Mr. Bean, they heard the act of

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Allochka driving up, and for some reason everyone

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calls this character a psycho, although in

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reality he is a dumbass, well, of course,

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without a blonde, nothing like that squirrel will

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come true it’s interesting when writing all the

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jokes related to the female gender, the director

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jerked off the screenwriter, provided that the

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director and screenwriter are from the same

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person, it’s quite possible that the film itself

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talks about the apocalypse which

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our heroes are experiencing as best they can, a

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fairy tale that does

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n’t have any effect, it’s nothing to you because of the

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apocalypse that happened the heroes

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are not upset, [ __ ] I'm upset,

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this [ __ ] literally makes me sick,

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in general, the first thing the hero does is they rob

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the stores, steal a truck with vodka and

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then go to the square to drink and I already have to

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take off my clothes, why are

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you catching a cold and everything would be fine, but the

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locals decided to ruin everyone's holiday

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raider, even an actor from Boomer,

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but he was unlucky, he was

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in the wrong place at the wrong time and it would seem that

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now the hero will catch the olives and their car will be

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stolen, but suddenly

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Lara Croft comes to the rescue and a shootout ensues,

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and so that you compare

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the budget and with what we saw, here are examples

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[applause]

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yes

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1

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it’s worth saying that once again the money from the

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cinema fund is

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already in the milk, but raiders and

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disgusting production are not the main

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problem of the heroes, because

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something with an ax is on the warpath and before the authors not

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only took the design from the cover of the resident

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ventilator they also took the music from madmax

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no more bottle I spoke in

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and later fluff judging by the performance of

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at least one bottle you sat down I

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foresee a silent question why the rocket

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was flying forward and the body of the guys exploded I

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watch this film with my eyes

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the ass explodes the heroes are trying to leave

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the city but this it doesn’t work out they started a

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gang at first so the farmer of which,

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under the guise of filming types of movies that often

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from women to themselves and force them to shake

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everyone when captured, shoot only at the

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members, it

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turns out that the city is

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under some kind of dome and it’s impossible to get rid of it,

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so the heroes go to the laboratory to

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math for him to explain what's

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going on

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I'll draw the neighbors you're starring in a movie

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but they're not this word shouldn't

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surprise you naturally the diagram looks like a

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dick because you're [ __ ] watching a movie made by

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third graders for third graders

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where dirty jokes are funny not for

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deceiving and waiting or creating awkwardness

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situation, but because dad, look, [ __ ]

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will continue to writhe her yabla with the same zeal,

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I saw it will definitely break, we

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remain on the ass exactly the

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heroes are separated by a major with a blonde, I’m going to

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hang out in the jacuzzi, the rest of the group

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goes in search of a notebook of batans,

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which is written on how to fix

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what is happening from

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and it’s worth saying that some shots

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the film really shows the

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prospects, it was possible to make a good

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trash movie or not even trash at all, but then we

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return to the script and thoughts, just

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listen to the rap guy, both of you 0 and what about the husband to

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be and massage do this

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spatial cocoon you are a

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bad

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bar for you

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and thesky

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when they came for superheroes I was

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silent because I don’t like superheroes when

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they came for comedies I was silent because I don’t

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like comedy when they came for

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bards I was [ __ ] meanwhile the raiders

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take the major’s party hostage batan

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manages to take the notebook but together with his

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degenerate friends he runs into a

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monster with an ax fortunately Lara

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Croft appears and she is there only for these scenes

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they climbed in at night we were taken to the river

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port oh I forgot the phrasal what is there next

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decay the saddle

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will sparkle the veneer

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location

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okay the graphic designer was killed there

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and there is

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no way for him to investigate we must investigate no matter how

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disgusting they are to us and this is question 100

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disgusting graphics or acting is

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that rare case when a heart attack is not so

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bad Lara Croft meanwhile

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trains the heroes and if I say that this

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scene is [ __ ] unnecessary and moronic then what will

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I say about the steel film as you

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understand there will be a fight and just for

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awareness budgets

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[music]

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this is

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just terrible, the villainess wants to

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blow up gasoline at the local hydroelectric station in order to

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destroy the city that tormented her so much, the

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morons want to return everything back, for

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this they need to reduce the power of the generator

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that powers the meteorite, but the villainess

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turns out to be alive and she suddenly increases

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the power and so the heroes find themselves in

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the past

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[music]

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[applause]

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it’s actually unbearable to watch it

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really hurts me my soul has shrunk to the

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size of the talent of the authors and I mean you

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want to say that she became an actress and

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you don’t have the other side of the days only

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mediocrity and they are filming it turns out that

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anomalies were formed due to the fact that

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the military shot down the meteorites, the meteorite hit the

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generator, this hero disrupts the launch of the

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rocket on the gray meteorite lands,

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so the time line changes

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[music]

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you’re in the ass, because none of the authors

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will have a future in cinema and thank God it’s

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amazing how mediocrely they lost 3

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million 600 thousand dollars, I wonder if

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this director could have done something even

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worse, what the hell is this? I don’t have any

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overexposure in the taiga to choose the headquarters faster, what the

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hell, and you, but the director

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did it, and then you ask how the film

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collected one million dollars, what’s wrong

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you people are all just advertising in the form of

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parodies of popular shows authored by a

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satire how long is his penis wow

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match of sleep and deceitful trailers drill new

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who promised us something that is not in the film

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and there is no trace of when a person is silent he

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seems smarter but when he is silent the duty is

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everything anyway, yes, that is, the history of the jokes, the

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acting, the recklessness of the film,

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[ __ ], this film should not have been released,

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it exists in a vacuum, the imprint of

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2012, released recently, is

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actual humor,

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images and thoughts that have stood the test

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of time, they were irrelevant [ __ ]

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then, they are the same now, it

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seems to me the authors themselves did not understand what

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they were doing, unlike the PR people who

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actually deceived people into going to

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the cinemas, and I think this needs to be

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punished because they punished us with their

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film. I wonder if the second film of the review will be able to

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come closer to the high set

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bar of Spanish shame

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[music] the

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second film of the review is called Alien

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it was filmed not for the sake of profit but for the sake of

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art and it was done by the studio Union

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Marins Group, guys who are on good

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terms with the Russian Orthodox Church of the Ministry of Internal Affairs with the government

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of the country, and the head of the studio that he was

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the director of the film even has a photo with

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Medvedev, no, it’s not Ruslan Usachev,

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it’s Alexander Kulikov, he showed it well

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himself in the hotel business

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in agriculture in the metal trade in the sphere of

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shopping and business centers, in addition, he was

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engaged in singing and sang not somewhere in

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restaurants, he sang in the Kremlin with Mikhail

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Shafutinsky,

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after which he turned his attention to

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cinema and, unfortunately, he did not live to see the

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premiere of his film, nevertheless,

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his film studio completed the work, but not

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everything is so simple

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damn Pindos again, they gave a [ __ ],

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Hollywood took and stole everything from our

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screenwriter, maybe you remember there was such a film,

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The Martian, nobody by Ridley Scott, so

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this is plagiarism of Russian cinema, although the court did

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not find any similarities, but Sonya could

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buy so that Russian cinema never

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rises from its knees,

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he is alone against all of Hollywood, Mikhail

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consumables disputes the authorship of the

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Martian, well, what can you say, these are

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temporary difficulties, despite

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the years of production, despite the fact that the

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Hollywood Martian

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was never banned in our country, our

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answer came out on cinema screens Mars

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will be terrified

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the film introduces us to the head of

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Kovalev's soup he controls the landing on Mars

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and the landing was not planned the ship got caught in a

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storm the graphics of which will be stolen by madmax

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celebration postpone the call

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I'll have to explain what's going on what

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I'm filming in it

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can't be stopped automatically and status

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toning this means someone

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will have to stay

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sura

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you will get as much money as you can

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stuff into your open mouth in this

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scene everything is clear and the hero’s

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name is chapai he is a hero than to tears roses

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otherwise we will all die yes

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you pour the

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whole family just turn on the sad

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movie Martians causes a piece of graphics

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to fall on a piece of graphics and yes, this is

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another plagiarism of ID software, they stole the

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news from us about the death of Chapaev,

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they were already going to tell the news with a reporter, but

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suddenly

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disperse, I need to press the start button, [ __ ],

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because the [ __ ] Martian stole everything from us,

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domestic scriptwriters decided not to

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explain why do we need guns on Mars at all,

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but the minister in the film explains that

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it is impossible to return Chapaev because there

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is no money, Kovalev is desperate, help

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comes from where they didn’t expect the name is Roman

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Albertovich

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Randolph from the media tycoon Boris Moiseev

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and the president in this film is Philip

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Kirkorov yes yes that’s exactly what

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Randolph proposes to do yours

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Martians whose money it will be possible to

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return the astronaut back and the difficulty

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here is not that some hero

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decides everything, the head is stupid, they are the state

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that sent the astronaut, the difficulty is

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that Chapaev is a friend of the head, stupid, not

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only did they fish together, but also

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[music]

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took crash courses in photoshop,

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so Kovalev is forced to agree and the

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first thing we need to do is find out how many

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chapaev can survive on

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Mars water supply 30 messi the task of these

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months is

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that we can make it from the rescue expedition

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in 13 months he can withstand

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food and water for 30 months energy for 13

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months you have to wait 13

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maybe you in column count [ __ ] I'm

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sure he'll stand it he's ready for the

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hardest here you can eat and drink in three

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throats by the way, remember the movie Luna 2112

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he had a budget less than our

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Martian and he came out 10 years earlier

00:20:36

time is relatively clear she is capable of

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stretching and shrinking but she

00:20:42

can’t go to sleep then what is it, what is it

00:20:45

you want to say, it’s a robot in a

00:20:47

modern film, it could be something

00:20:49

worse, hold my beer, what kind of trials

00:20:53

will the Russian Martian have to endure, it’s not

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some kind of lack of food, water, our

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hero has everything many times more terrible

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for him no [ __ ] way to do

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[music]

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oh god this is terribly entertaining, he's not

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creating a laboratory, recording reports

00:21:22

or watching TV shows, no, he's [ __ ]

00:21:25

flicking a flashlight, seriously just

00:21:27

a flashlight,

00:21:28

what's special about it, and when you get tired of

00:21:40

the flashlight, our cosmonaut, unlike the

00:21:42

American scumbag, rocks an amazing

00:21:46

bar of muscles, stretches and everything

00:21:49

the rest and so that you don’t ask yourself the question,

00:21:51

what is the difficulty of embroidery, the authors suddenly

00:21:54

turn on the Benny Hill montage,

00:22:00

great, bravo, and if the stupid Pindos

00:22:03

took seeds on the expedition that

00:22:05

were supposed to take root, the seeds that I

00:22:07

have are several types of herbs and

00:22:10

ferns, these are the most persistent and easily

00:22:12

growing plants on on earth that

00:22:14

domestic Roscosmos is

00:22:17

sending a plant that eats

00:22:19

insects on the first expedition to Mars I want to trifle why they did

00:22:22

n’t immediately bring triffids

00:22:24

I earth answer

00:22:33

food the cherry on the cake is that in

00:22:36

our film there is a cut mouth edge Harry

00:22:45

and which one you saw it to make

00:22:49

a woman happy easily but dear to

00:22:52

the group, the decisive one is now the [ __ ] Frenchman, with

00:22:57

the help of a time machine, they are stealing our

00:22:59

fatki’s way of behavior, but they could not

00:23:01

steal

00:23:03

[music]

00:23:07

also Luc Besson fell asleep in the design of the

00:23:10

cars of the future,

00:23:15

the broadcast of the show begins, yes, at first the images

00:23:17

were naked, but behind the scenes they managed to

00:23:19

stretch the optical fiber to Mars in general

00:23:21

the shock comes to everyone because the hero is

00:23:23

so talented and charismatic,

00:23:26

it seems that he is also a philosopher,

00:23:34

probably in order to do something

00:23:38

new, but he’s not a buffoon, tell your colleagues,

00:23:42

and you, for example, are written through

00:23:46

or through bonds or put on

00:23:50

bonds

00:23:52

according to public opinion polls

00:23:54

pockets chapaev like his compatriot

00:23:56

Yuri Gagarin became the most popular

00:23:58

person in the world, oh well, Gagarin, if

00:24:00

necessary, I’ll move,

00:24:02

but not everything is so rosy and the

00:24:04

energy runs out faster after the broadcast,

00:24:06

it’s Yarosh Torah, but the hero,

00:24:09

meanwhile, is faced with Martian

00:24:10

life, which is represented by living

00:24:13

electricity,

00:24:19

so who put the recording on the edit was my

00:24:22

first reaction on this film, I hear

00:24:25

some sounds, this is the greatest scientific

00:24:27

event, energy in the darkness when watching

00:24:30

Russian films, I’m a Vitorgan robot, by

00:24:35

the way, they also record movement, but on

00:24:37

earth, no one gives a [ __ ] because now you should

00:24:40

trust the expired, tell me about the

00:24:44

sounds that you hear, I say

00:24:46

that they look like a man, what kind of music is

00:24:48

the crimson ringing that inspires

00:24:51

which if you were there had illnesses, I would

00:24:55

say that healing the chapaevs also

00:24:57

record evidence of the existence of

00:24:59

extraterrestrial life on earth, he

00:25:01

categorically does not send them, he can think

00:25:04

that the whites have seized the earth, instead

00:25:06

he is simply going crazy sensory hunger the

00:25:10

game of the mind began

00:25:14

to stop the fight I don’t ask you to come to us for a long time

00:25:20

I’m afraid online my mind is dying after

00:25:29

this Chapaev sends the [ __ ] out broadcasts, but

00:25:31

Randolph loses money and to rectify the

00:25:34

situation the media tycoon sends people into the soup

00:25:36

that they make Chapaev an offer from

00:25:38

which he cannot refuse and the show

00:25:40

is transformed if life namaz is what it

00:25:46

seems to you, it’s not a stranger,

00:25:59

it was released, I just can’t understand

00:26:04

how the court sided with the

00:26:06

American film The Martian and didn’t

00:26:09

see plagiarism here,

00:26:11

but one in the same Schwartz,

00:26:16

any style is yours, which bears the

00:26:24

ideology of the sixties the seventies

00:26:27

when Arthur Clarke's science fiction nemo was very popular,

00:26:32

so if it's Leo and Clarke in the

00:26:35

cinema equivalent then what's

00:26:37

Kubrick's space odyssey for you?

00:26:43

Chapaev's free time is apparently trying to

00:26:45

crush Martian life, I

00:26:55

add it would seem that the money from the

00:26:58

broadcasts has been collected and you can already

00:27:00

pull out Chapaev then he's half naked

00:27:02

doing some kind of crap, but the minister

00:27:04

turns out to be a villain,

00:27:06

fires the head, stupidly tells him to [ __ ]

00:27:08

Randolph, they're varnishing themselves for president

00:27:11

from pinch him, they're using it for PR,

00:27:14

but who the Cossacks are supporting in

00:27:20

these Cossack elections, the

00:27:21

Cossacks' position is fundamentally for whoever wins,

00:27:24

media tycoon Randolph is

00:27:26

dissatisfied with what's happening and therefore sends special forces to

00:27:29

detain a presidential candidate, what the [ __ ] are

00:27:31

you doing in the world

00:27:34

[music]

00:27:38

just think for a while in the

00:27:40

stratum of the footage that even the composition about

00:27:42

fortune doesn’t help, it makes everything epic

00:27:46

[applause]

00:27:47

[music]

00:27:55

suddenly it turns out that there is no

00:27:57

proposal Chapaev was not there when he

00:28:00

went crazy, he was simply replaced with an

00:28:02

actor from the earth and Randolph reveals this deception,

00:28:04

I said not a presidential candidate,

00:28:14

they are detained, they paid the channels,

00:28:16

they say that there was no landing on Mars, everything

00:28:18

shown is a cheap production, not as

00:28:21

cheap as the film itself, but still

00:28:23

cheap Chapaev is spat upon, which

00:28:25

Kovalev cannot agree with, who come to the

00:28:28

soup to restore order, your pass is not

00:28:30

valid,

00:28:34

why would I just take Liam away, well, we can be taken

00:28:37

hostage, ours are also capable of disarming special forces with the

00:28:42

help of 10 editing cuts

00:28:50

[music] the

00:28:59

wounded Kovalev gets to the video link

00:29:02

and sees Perry in front of him born

00:29:04

after a meeting with aliens, Chapaev's

00:29:09

explosion, a friend tells Chapaev that no one

00:29:12

believes in him Chapaev is now like landing

00:29:14

on Mars does not exist for everyone

00:29:17

because the earth is flat, no because

00:29:20

the broadcast was fake, it is not wise for

00:29:25

us to sign either with the help of modern

00:29:30

telescopes or some new

00:29:32

Curiosity no one can determine

00:29:34

whether the module exists on Mars, so

00:29:37

Chapaev needs to do something so that the

00:29:38

telescope on

00:29:40

Earth won’t see the module, I see you, it

00:29:45

looks like you are due to a fire,

00:29:49

and Chapaeva,

00:29:50

oh I mean, because the module

00:29:52

has run out of energy, an explosion occurs

00:29:56

thanks to the guys from Samsung for

00:29:58

developing the module and this is direct

00:30:00

evidence that the cosmonauts,

00:30:03

after all, I was on Mars, everyone

00:30:06

believed that this thing on Mars was a

00:30:07

huge intergalactic donut,

00:30:11

meanwhile Chapaev in a spacesuit reaches the

00:30:14

mountain where Chapaev’s alien entity

00:30:16

once embodies and who is I, we can

00:30:19

change this life,

00:30:22

tell this universe,

00:30:26

I

00:30:29

am, let's go, let's go, he's a nerd, a

00:30:36

cartoon, despite the fact that it was filmed in the

00:30:38

twelfth year and edited there in the

00:30:40

thirteenth, he left, he still hasn't come out,

00:30:41

I'll say obviously the film as a whole hasn't come out,

00:30:44

it's some kind of an incoherent stream of thoughts like

00:30:48

chips proved that he exists, he heard an

00:30:50

alien voice, so the aliens

00:30:52

contacted him, he blew up the station, so the

00:30:54

energy ended at the station, and

00:30:56

there is a scene after the explosion of the module where

00:30:59

Chapaev sends a certain message

00:31:01

using Martian Wi-Fi and

00:31:03

throws away the tablet, but what this is for

00:31:06

the message how did she go if the

00:31:07

module exploded what is the meaning of

00:31:10

what is happening the only thing that is clear

00:31:12

in the whole film is that the character of

00:31:13

Boris Moiseev never shows

00:31:15

his face and this is a reference to the film James

00:31:19

Ban come here you dirty [ __ ] what is

00:31:23

more philosophical as a more film

00:31:25

for you know, such solaris is modern

00:31:29

only more top-end more again

00:31:32

more modern it will be interesting to be

00:31:34

spectacular or something solaris ok

00:31:39

the author did not live to see the premiere, perhaps this was

00:31:41

intended in the idea but in the end what is

00:31:45

all this about the creative team

00:31:48

considers their film a message to earthlings

00:31:50

because from Mars, the problems of mankind are

00:31:52

visible especially clearly, I'm a [ __ ]

00:31:57

alien, just like the movie, but they're not

00:31:59

another proof that

00:32:01

the budget is not important and what's important is a clear idea and a

00:32:04

clear script after two so many

00:32:07

disgusting films 3, it will definitely be

00:32:10

better to press please

00:32:14

[music]

00:32:18

kite in the [ __ ]

00:32:21

in general, profit about monsters is nonsense,

00:32:23

no one made anything, he was the first Lumiere brothers,

00:32:26

move with your train, here is a film

00:32:28

about a bridge, the film was directed by

00:32:31

Tigran Keosayan,

00:32:32

the author of funny Russian films, poor

00:32:34

Sasha and the lily of the valley, silver

00:32:36

analysis, the director’s wife,

00:32:38

Margarita Simonyan, of whom, let’s be

00:32:40

honest, is the only worthy one comedy are

00:32:42

you afraid created look at the clock

00:32:45

there is a famous one that

00:32:47

will replace the cathedral

00:32:52

this group has already worked together on a

00:32:55

series about the Olympic construction in Sochi,

00:32:57

and then they made a film about

00:32:59

the construction of the Crimean bridge, maybe it’s

00:33:01

easier to install hidden video cameras

00:33:04

than to pay multimillion-dollar budgets for

00:33:06

full-length videos reports

00:33:09

[ __ ] don't work like that either thanks to the

00:33:12

Minister of Culture Vladimir Rostislav

00:33:14

I teach Medinsky for the fact that we

00:33:16

can now find out exactly how much money was

00:33:18

spent on the film Crimean Bridge

00:33:20

they allocated 100 million rubles on a

00:33:22

non-refundable basis

00:33:24

if before there were at least some competitions

00:33:26

for issuing money for example it is necessary

00:33:29

was the first to sit on a chair or put

00:33:31

your hand in a bottle in order to get

00:33:33

government funding, then they

00:33:34

gave the Crimean a lot of money without

00:33:36

any competition in the winter because the

00:33:38

film contains a mention of Crimea

00:33:42

I want to make a pulp fiction

00:33:47

yes they have already made a speech

00:33:50

thank you what is the film itself about 1945 the

00:33:53

boy who lost his parents

00:33:55

due to the deportation of the Crimean Tatars by the

00:33:58

Soviet government,

00:34:01

it means that it was necessary to treasure the nameless

00:34:04

girl with whom I seem to be in love,

00:34:06

if we get lost like my family and

00:34:08

every year we meet right

00:34:10

here on our bridge,

00:34:13

why not on Red Square oh yes, it’s

00:34:15

already occupied with a similar plot

00:34:18

twist Already all this

00:34:20

verdict was worrying the boy for

00:34:22

a reason: the girlfriend is

00:34:24

disappearing and nitrogen is in Liza

00:34:28

that someone is driving everyone in a Yandex taxi,

00:34:31

although judging by the black funnel,

00:34:34

private owners took away, naturally the whole family was taken away,

00:34:36

because the Kerch bridge was destroyed by ice, it is

00:34:41

necessary to start, but the league survived for me,

00:34:45

and I don’t care look for energy in VGIK on the

00:34:49

actor's like she was hiding we are transported

00:34:52

to modern times where work is going on to

00:34:54

build a bridge and we are introduced to

00:34:56

one of the heroes shook my soul

00:35:11

[music] the

00:35:14

weapon is

00:35:16

such a stupid deer this is Russia and I

00:35:24

have nothing against jokes on any topic

00:35:26

topic 1 ok well this is not a joke compare

00:35:30

for example this

00:35:31

and you for some reason are going to the capital for a

00:35:33

festival Chuchmek of Russia

00:35:40

need to Moscow there are a lot of different festivals

00:35:43

and this is in English don’t speak shawls

00:35:46

you didn’t speak Russian and say nothing and

00:35:49

already say out loud

00:35:50

stop feeding to the movie, photos, by the way,

00:35:54

get used to all the humor in the film, just like that,

00:35:58

well, there is also the theme of [ __ ], of course, with

00:36:03

Kalaeva Kalaeva Kalaeva, a beautiful kitten,

00:36:19

stars, the author, wine, a wonderful film,

00:36:34

how to skip school profitably in the

00:36:36

Russian box office, they pressed it to a rating of

00:36:38

16 + until the scene in which was cut out

00:36:41

drinking alcohol was condemned; a

00:36:44

wonderful cartoon; The Secret of Cook; I received a

00:36:47

12 plus; Beauty and the Beast; for

00:36:50

mentioning gays; I received a 16 +; the

00:36:54

domestic film, the Crimean Bridge;

00:37:27

I need to take revenge for [ __ ] my friend and the

00:37:29

main female character of

00:37:31

the film, Varya, takes it upon me to keep the main thing, the architect, I do

00:37:42

n’t think that the child will live to become

00:37:45

the father of the child, the father of the child who

00:37:47

will become the president of the Russian Federation,

00:37:50

well, that’s quite realistic.

00:37:53

I’ll know that under your huge

00:37:54

warts to hammer a bolt, the nature of a

00:37:58

normal person means a member of society, the

00:38:04

best builder of the Crimean bridge, Dima, and the

00:38:08

PR man who has just arrived from Moscow, will fight for the heart of Varya,

00:38:10

but there’s also Stoyanov in the film, if

00:38:13

somewhere on a construction site there’s some kind of perdimonocle

00:38:21

open

00:38:24

between

00:38:26

this, besides this, there’s an old man fishing right at a construction site,

00:38:29

that a Muscovite doesn’t like him,

00:38:30

you’re paradise for them, you’re scum, for whom you

00:38:33

don’t disgrace Tatarstan, scum, let’s check the

00:38:37

phone for people like you, and

00:38:39

then they knocked it out, an

00:38:42

old man banned in Russia, an organization pops up, this is the same

00:38:44

Crimean the Tatar

00:38:46

from the beginning of the film Stalin holes teach who

00:38:49

spins sj5 and he is still waiting for his

00:38:52

beloved although he has a granddaughter from

00:38:54

apparently not a beloved besides this he

00:38:56

justifies Stalin and also fishes and by the

00:38:59

will of fate gets acquainted with the liberal

00:39:01

journalists and mama's son Tikhon the

00:39:05

fact has calmed down she has discharged phone and he

00:39:10

asked to call you thank you

00:39:17

if the actor was as intolerant of

00:39:19

infection as his character after filming

00:39:22

this film he would want to take a bath

00:39:25

with bleach

00:39:26

or acid Tikhon arrived in Crimea

00:39:29

to write an article about the very first

00:39:31

bridge that once collapsed and he

00:39:33

immediately goes to the market to film the

00:39:35

local aborigines,

00:39:40

how can you shoot a video on a phone

00:39:42

that has no charge, well, how can you

00:39:45

shoot a film when there is no script, as you can

00:39:47

see, it’s very simple, it’s at the market that

00:39:50

Tikhon decides to cast his views on the local about

00:39:52

what life used to be better before the

00:39:55

annexation of Takashi,

00:39:59

it’s all well, yes, the seizure of Crimea by Russia and

00:40:02

not even about politics, see you for now, not

00:40:05

only there is no politics at all, okay

00:40:08

tiger 1 and further humor that does not

00:40:10

relate to politics continues omitting

00:40:25

I thought my life was tragic

00:40:30

and then I got in command of bulgari then

00:40:32

today

00:40:36

who let you go to the Crimea

00:40:39

like a Roman stop Dima takes quietly

00:40:42

on bail but also swims to choose a

00:40:44

girl already you're a wretched man

00:40:46

you're on watermelons so the calculation he's very

00:40:49

cool paints humor I'll be hit gasp from

00:40:54

above chocolate chocolate I love the wave

00:40:57

flogged hairy chocolate this fungus

00:41:00

please don’t assume that this

00:41:02

film was made in order to humiliate a

00:41:04

certain group of people this film

00:41:07

humiliates all of humanity with its

00:41:09

existence and this is such a sport to

00:41:12

[ __ ] the most beautiful of each

00:41:13

race against Winnie here peacefully

00:41:16

cleansing holes darhi chick couldn’t resist and

00:41:18

tried clonidine in In the end, Dima

00:41:20

noticed Var’s crotch and wanted to

00:41:23

[ __ ] her in the ananda pose, according to the film’s rating 13 +

00:41:27

hair on this is my

00:41:30

favorite yoga pose, this

00:41:34

metalhead,

00:41:37

but all plans are suddenly ruined by a Muscovite

00:41:40

who behaves well-mannered but not in

00:41:42

relation to the redneck udemy about the main one

00:41:46

perdimonocle them a pencil

00:42:03

humiliated by a terrible word perdimonocle

00:42:06

Dima throws away the butt of a cigarette and this

00:42:08

must be remembered

00:42:09

because after 10 minutes of timing after

00:42:12

other events of other characters and

00:42:14

after several hours of time in the

00:42:18

film itself at night when you have already forgotten about

00:42:20

this butt

00:42:22

suddenly it causes a fire on the other

00:42:25

side could fire scene after

00:42:27

the credits, shove it in as if someone doesn’t

00:42:30

give a [ __ ], just in case, the premiere on TV

00:42:32

took place on Russia Day at 1300, it’s definitely

00:42:39

also not children’s Hollywood propaganda with

00:42:44

puffiness, which is not a sin for the face

00:42:46

and on the federal channel of God at one o’clock in the afternoon

00:42:49

there are also normal men

00:42:51

you are against all the text, then the toad has been here for a long time in

00:42:55

the program, the smart guys and smart girls of the hot

00:42:58

road have gotten up since the heroines are

00:43:01

faced with a fire in which there will be a lot of

00:43:03

fire spots there, it was not Dima who smoked,

00:43:05

but chich and chong sprouts and my grandfather rolled into one, the

00:43:08

heroines themselves cannot cope and you need to

00:43:11

get Muscovites q1 minus if you're

00:43:13

talking about this with a construction site,

00:43:16

they've been hanging these balls since high school, they

00:43:18

probably don't even stink, and if you get married

00:43:21

then he won't hit you when he's drunk, isn't it

00:43:24

[ __ ] up? I spent the whole movie trying to understand

00:43:26

why he's bad, but that's it and I didn’t understand

00:43:29

that it was he who saved the heroine, their work

00:43:31

about the prince riding on a fire truck

00:43:33

[music]

00:43:36

if my cattle had arrived, he would have extinguished it

00:43:40

like a pioneer.

00:43:42

There is a line of a guy whose

00:43:44

wife left him and that’s why he hates women,

00:43:47

like all the characters in the film they hate them, I’d

00:43:49

better tell you about the shore, he wants to get out

00:43:51

of the [ __ ] Russia because I don’t want to

00:43:53

work as a laborer, I don’t want a

00:43:54

couple, I don’t want a bandit, I don’t want

00:43:58

that there are only guests left, Hollywood, the plan is

00:44:01

simple

00:44:02

to pour a girl from the American

00:44:03

reporters who came to film about the bridge

00:44:05

and janity and

00:44:06

and get out of the country handsome so for

00:44:11

the filming of the film Crimea we need full

00:44:13

actors

00:44:14

and why to give them fat of course

00:44:17

increase the person person entrances to the

00:44:21

light summer I can’t remember 3

00:44:26

court some google and here comes Dmitry

00:44:28

hearts how many good games exactly and

00:44:30

naturally this fat woman suddenly

00:44:34

stops to be like this because he is the king of the

00:44:43

American woman is also interesting, because the coast

00:44:47

knows English,

00:44:48

the problem is in one, take it away, there is a girl

00:44:50

to offer you to work with our species, you

00:44:54

can give that

00:44:55

land Bernard on the passport and search the

00:45:01

kidneys of Sudan,

00:45:02

the article is then decriminalized, the main thing is

00:45:05

not to overdo it

00:45:10

[music]

00:45:19

in in general, when the current girl is at heart, all that’s

00:45:23

left is to find common topics

00:45:25

for communication with an American who say

00:45:28

some kind of sheep in the republic are

00:45:30

completely in such strange crap and

00:45:41

they make a reference ic to the great cinema one

00:45:43

sheep where did it go

00:45:44

[ __ ] off and then consider yourself there is no exercise

00:45:48

so 8 this together with you there was

00:45:53

Dima's pain, but he continues to hit her for Varey,

00:45:56

he took her to a restaurant and now he bathes her

00:45:59

in the Crimea with dolphins, where the Mossad learned,

00:46:02

Israeli intelligence heard touch you

00:46:05

personally, I often meet you very much, don’t

00:46:07

feed the troll, touch you, you understand that

00:46:10

the film about the Crimean bridge

00:46:11

uses the word trolling this is some kind of

00:46:13

post

00:46:14

trolling method of rolling [ __ ] in a word,

00:46:18

nevertheless, the fight for Var’s heart

00:46:20

continues and while Dima gives bears,

00:46:24

Moskal gives a skull of the sixth century,

00:46:27

it’s not really scary to imagine what you

00:46:31

gave if she was a proctologist,

00:46:33

architect,

00:46:35

she’s such a tree, and this fraerok

00:46:39

guest performer from Moscow accepted us about to

00:46:41

see meet people

00:46:43

talk here there are people who have become

00:46:46

real prototypes purely pranav

00:46:49

showed why in the meantime the shore

00:46:55

is trying their best to seduce an American woman

00:46:57

this time with a song love ignites in

00:47:26

all hearts even subsided it turns out with

00:47:28

granddaughter Damir to the holes to celebrate the

00:47:31

heroes go swim in the mud,

00:47:33

because the dirt from the film itself is

00:47:36

not enough for us,

00:47:41

let’s tell the worst

00:47:51

stories, drunken photos, they showed the car,

00:47:54

they put them in the registry office, they brought all your

00:47:56

1 drunks and they developed it, you came to

00:47:59

watch the movie, good timeliness is important,

00:48:02

and we hope that it

00:48:04

will really be like that high-quality

00:48:05

funny but if they were in Dima’s story,

00:48:08

this drunk woman right in the registry office was

00:48:11

drunk and raped by the whole crowd

00:48:13

then yes now the score is not fun yet,

00:48:16

meanwhile the Muscovite is courting an American

00:48:19

journalist and together with Dima flies to film

00:48:21

the Crimean about but suddenly the pilot becomes

00:48:24

sick from the plot and he decides to refuse to

00:48:27

participate in the film, which

00:48:29

endangers the lives of the heroes; this puts him on a piece of

00:48:36

tile;

00:48:37

sometimes it also helps to have a place to land

00:48:41

where the Odessa steelcase is on the Crimean bridge

00:48:47

[music]

00:48:52

yes, very cool, Dima’s heroic act

00:48:55

opens all the doors for him; he

00:48:57

solemnly perdolites the cook on the beach

00:48:59

so that through the reptiles you can remember this

00:49:01

moment, getting sand from different places

00:49:03

[music]

00:49:06

the shore, meanwhile, is looking after the

00:49:08

ring of an American woman, so why should you even

00:49:11

get married, you’re all a fat grandfather, through

00:49:14

my yashka, your skill is also life,

00:49:17

but she’s Russian,

00:49:22

and the provisions of the army, the decision of the daughter is

00:49:25

Russian,

00:49:26

she in fact, the Armenian is not and it’s funny

00:49:31

the server on Tolstoy is glad and later explosive,

00:49:35

but what about the girl with whom he is in a

00:49:38

relationship, you ask,

00:49:39

well, then with the stew, give golden domes for the

00:49:43

boys who are in prison for nothing, as

00:49:46

you understand, she’s in heaven without a report, let her

00:49:49

too now I have met my love,

00:49:51

a policeman, all the couples are happy and only

00:49:54

Damir is important not for his beloved, he

00:49:56

watches Solovyov’s analogue on YouTube,

00:49:59

he’s very smart and decent, what did you expect from this guy, piety,

00:50:02

good taste,

00:50:06

subtle, unpretentious humor, after

00:50:09

Solovyov, the next video turns on,

00:50:12

it turns out quietly, imperceptibly,

00:50:14

Damir signed indignation and posted on the Internet

00:50:16

under the name looked azaza

00:50:19

everything is my youtube channel I know that

00:50:22

you’re dating him I’ll curse you I also

00:50:25

release rap clips on the channel besides

00:50:29

it turns out that the journalist [ __ ] have registered

00:50:32

everyone as a rat in general for a quarter to ripen

00:50:43

[applause]

00:50:45

and only the shore doesn’t break off Peppa’s

00:50:51

reasons for whom do you grow up worth up to

00:50:58

half

00:50:59

a person meanwhile the construction of the bridge is

00:51:04

coming to an end and naturally everything

00:51:06

could not go smoothly

00:51:11

maybe the music grab 5 3 to 4 mouths

00:51:16

hold if you ask why the characters are

00:51:19

stupidly staring at the hanging colleague they

00:51:21

drag him back everything is just we

00:51:24

need a hero

00:51:26

[music]

00:51:33

Dima, without sparing his belly, saves a

00:51:36

careless worker but somehow

00:51:38

gets a head injury, did you hit the

00:51:43

stupidity of the scenario because of the head injury,

00:51:45

Dima loses his memory or pretends to

00:51:48

lose it, what difference does it make, I see, well, Varya

00:51:50

sees supposedly his ex-wife offering

00:51:52

a divorce why did I suddenly fall in love felt

00:51:59

this is one of the most romantic films

00:52:02

I've seen, well, after this film where the

00:52:05

hero fell in love with an arch [ __ ] his arch [ __ ] is

00:52:08

selling his house to

00:52:10

get out of Russia with the Americans, the

00:52:13

buyer

00:52:14

was a little late, such a wonderful woman and

00:52:17

where did the woman come from? grandma, maybe she’s

00:52:20

selling borscht to this woman and it turns out she’s an

00:52:23

American who wants to stay in

00:52:26

Crimea

00:52:28

and you’ll never leave here and the prude,

00:52:33

in order to restore relations with

00:52:35

Damir’s granddaughter, looks for that same girl from the

00:52:37

bridge who promised to meet

00:52:40

year after year and relied on her promise

00:52:42

because, well as if he could have broken down, but now

00:52:44

he decides to fulfill his promise only on the bridge they

00:52:46

built how old you are to get back to

00:52:49

yourself someone jinxed it in my opinion to roll up

00:52:52

with the words of paradise from the head stinks has a

00:52:55

better chance of success than this all the

00:52:57

lovers movies are happy and

00:53:00

met on the bridge and only a Muscovite

00:53:02

who in the film didn’t do anything bad to anyone

00:53:04

and only wanted the Americans to

00:53:07

make a normal report about Russia

00:53:10

because he flew through on all

00:53:13

fronts and is [ __ ] with someone else.

00:53:15

The Americans said that the Crimean bridge is

00:53:17

[ __ ] and therefore the hero [ __ ] up his

00:53:20

work with Vaclav after there for I'm

00:53:24

not the only white person listening, maybe

00:53:27

we'll go with me, well, what am I talking about? Let's go,

00:53:32

it definitely came out in this century, it's a

00:53:36

complete fucked-up film showing here for the first time,

00:53:39

the premiere was interrupted ten times with

00:53:41

deafening applause and they laughed even more often.

00:53:43

To sum it up, we must

00:53:52

once again turn to the cost

00:53:54

film, according to media information, the total budget of

00:53:57

the project was 300 million rubles,

00:53:59

if in Russia such a movie is made for much less money,

00:54:01

I want to ask

00:54:04

the question

00:54:05

money or the same money, for example,

00:54:08

Shamirov could make more than 15 films

00:54:11

similar to me, this is what is happening

00:54:13

good, sincere, charming about

00:54:16

real people, what the [ __ ] did we get?

00:54:19

hatred, chauvinism, racism, without a drop of

00:54:21

humor,

00:54:25

this is a continuation of the implementation of this idea

00:54:28

that was voiced to me, no one believed it

00:54:31

in the West, it was implemented, they

00:54:35

got really classic

00:54:36

implemented projects,

00:54:38

everything is here, its realization of dreams,

00:54:41

all new technologies, scientific

00:54:43

research of planets akash

00:54:46

ray tracing in the end what kind of nonsense and

00:54:51

if the first film, according to the trailer,

00:54:53

they tried to make as if for

00:54:55

comic book lovers, the second film was for the

00:54:57

director himself, then the film Crimean Bridge is for

00:55:00

whom this film is for those who want to live and

00:55:04

this is a fact, but after watching it, [ __ ]

00:55:08

living like this for all the bad things that already

00:55:13

exist some plans for the future,

00:55:15

this is a war drama, forget and press

00:55:17

what happened in Syria

00:55:18

[music]

00:55:24

[music]

00:55:31

[music]

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