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Уральские Пельмени - Полярники - Падал прошлогодний смех

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[music]

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well

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[music]

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when the Christmas tree was lit up brightly at the matinee,

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a boy in a cockroach costume was huddled in

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the village as the children came to attention, the photographer

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started taking pictures, delays,

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let's all smile New Year,

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after all, let's guys,

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okay, I don't understand why there are only

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boys in the class and we have a men's lyceum

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about the bomb, the men's lyceum named after Clara Zetkin

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gave

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me a modern education, it makes me

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happy and happy, so now let's

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look at the beds, let's smile, but there's a

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boy who is an elephant, you can move it to another

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place, this goal is standing next

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to the elephant, it's inconvenient and Sergei

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Seryozha words

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then horse here

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so then officers there

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then blood castling

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Shah I

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'm a photographer I'm just getting carried away someone is

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carrying everything, everything, everything We're photographing everyone taking pictures

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Let's go guys, okay

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smile and I'm not finished yet

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Why is my Igor not in the front row

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as I understand it, mom, well, then we have

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the most photogenic advice in the first row, like

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why then is my Igor standing in the

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third row,

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well, we don’t have the 4th row,

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my beautiful has changed, a very handsome

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guy, he just has a wig, very funny,

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that’s not a wig,

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can you put the 4th row

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this computer that I tell you torello is

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also not photogenic I’m taking it with

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a thread your game who or less

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please come down the first row here

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in the center like this sperm whale like this and

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take pictures understood 20 kopeck coin

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say

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no more hidden photogenic

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boys I

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can do everything in the casino class everything

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steel government preschool let's continue let's

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reel see from the point I heard rumors

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that you're here somehow strange photos

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well it's clear that so let's go from here

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to hand over and it's better not as a place like that

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so something happened something happened I'm

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not going to participate in this farce participate,

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it’s clear, it’s clear, my price,

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where did he drag it, it’s

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just that he’s

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blocking mine, that’s what the problem is, so we’re going

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somewhere, but who’s to

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blame is that you’re a bug,

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who raised a bug, who raised a bug, but who could have

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raised a paw club,

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okay, son, look how it’s shaking here how

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it gets hot the bigger the closet the louder

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[music]

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so why is it louder what is it

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I forgot that it was louder

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so I still walked I remembered

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so what are we doing here in general what is

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happening in general we are taking pictures it was

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threatened on my oh sorry what about what and let’s

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not interfere it’s worth it like who - by chance

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don’t look at me smile smile ah scatter

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distributed yahoo

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mom don’t interfere please you’re

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taking pictures this is not mom this is Ksyusha

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Reshetnikova our student

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oh well

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no but I kind of know that girls are ahead of

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boys in development well

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well, what about 4 laps

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friends no you don’t understand, it’s just Ksyusha

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we have eight times, this is the second year, 7th grade, it

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remained

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to assume a

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male face only two years of male

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lyceum before this, there was a regular school, so it was inherited by

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us, it was passed on

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to us, we take photos of Silich, he still has all the photos for them, let’s get

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confused, as it were as

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if to take you like water, you occupy the

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entire volume provided to you in general, in

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short, I tried anyway, you wo

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n’t have a computer,

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listen Ksyusha, tell me, why do you need 8

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photos in the seventh grade, they are all

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the same, maybe you don’t need angelina,

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you have plenty there are 32 teeth in the mouth and they are also all the

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same, so you don’t need one,

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so they will decide in no way rice and to be rude to the teacher, the

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will of their new bunch of

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hooligans told you not to drive with

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them there, all the boys are bad, angelina is

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full, we live in a rule of law state,

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until the trial, all the boys are good,

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but I need to put this

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task away, who will do this, you

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all look at me like that, we’re

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smiling, the boys are smiling, the boy

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isn’t smiling, that’s very sad, my soul,

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why are you so sad, his dad

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left the family, how he went where, this is our

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personal business with Andrei Vadim why

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the girl of course gives you problems, I

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understand, no one think, our class is

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friendly, the boys are forced to be friends

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because nothing unites like a

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common enemy, well,

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let’s, since I

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want to found it quickly, I’ve already left, where should you eat

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Reshetnikov, you saw yourself,

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I’m surprised how you got A’s in

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mathematics, I once again repeat this is our

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personal matter with Andrei Vadimych

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that you immediately

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photograph it

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[music]

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and

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I’m an adult, funny

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even though outwardly and serious,

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the course has always grown and they all became big,

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not all children watch

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when

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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listen to your children how often,

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in the bustle of everyday little things, we do not

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notice the main thing, because the main thing is not what

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place you occupy in a school photo, but the

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main thing is what place we occupy in this

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life

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[applause]

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[music]

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Andrey Vadimovich What are you doing here, you’re a physical education

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teacher,

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this is our private matter with Reshetnikova, I

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brought these buns to peck

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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please tell me, do you remember what

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your husband’s name was before the music,

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he’s good, but he

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didn’t understand the middle name of the compartment musik coupe, well, that’s what I

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called them, he responded and bought

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[applause]

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[music] there’s

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no point in blaming the scales if he ate in the evening like what happened that he drank all the Botox a hundred times, keep this watchman, drive him away, I can’t why is he so

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handsome,

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what’s wrong with him find work in quantum

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Alexander Anatolyevich wife curl it

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too our regular client Alexander

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Anatolyevich find

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[music] [

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music]

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how wonderful it has taken root but everything

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has taken root and even the ears but everything

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has taken root everything but Alexandra or maybe

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this time breasts lips and cheekbones maybe

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my head is back

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what's the matter Alexander or what

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happened tell me what's wrong maybe

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too soft maybe too

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hard too but elastic too far too close

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too high

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too low maybe too too

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with this order then that's not my wife

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that’s right, because the motto of our company is

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you don’t recognize your wife, no, you didn’t

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understand me, I had Ksyusha, it was some kind of

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Julia, they

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didn’t say anything right away, I

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found out about it myself, after two weeks, once the

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layers began to talk, and

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why were you silent? girl,

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as I’ll tell him, he’s the mayor,

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don’t worry, Alexander doesn’t eat either,

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please tell me, do you remember

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your husband’s name up to the nose,

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he’s good, and the middle name, buy, I

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didn’t understand the music coupe, well, that’s what I

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called them, he responded and bought everything, it’s

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gone, the text messages of the call, the purchase, they come

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then there she goes somewhere and buys

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you have her phone so call her

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everything I don’t have time to sell myself between

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text messages to Mia shopping

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Alexander then just don’t worry don’t

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worry it’s also a case like this

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we had after the operation she

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got caught in the wardrobe and didn’t burst

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it flew and flew around the room and the bearing got

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stuck,

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we found it, took it out, taped it up, pumped it up, it

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was like

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[music]

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what are you doing, I don’t understand, please tell me, dear, do

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you have

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your husband’s number, of course you have, call him,

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tell him that you are here, let him come and

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pick you up, you

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can’t find it

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what are you doing photos like

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chips to get there let’s

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really take it then, especially since I

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see such enthusiasm as my

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Alexander Natalie that you’re not worried,

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well, you can understand from the photos and your phone where

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this is coming from, please let me know your

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phone number,

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open the most popular social

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network, look and look look like that and yes

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daddy breasts and and yes daddy breasts breasts butt food food daddy

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breasts yes daddy breasts breasts

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butt go to church and

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no yes daddy breasts and yes daddy breasts

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pa-pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa-pa pa -pa-pa-pa

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we won’t find it and let’s better

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talk to you Alexander Natalya yes you

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remember what your wife was wearing after the

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operation before the garden of operations she was talking about

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poverty

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well they all have

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more information they need maybe some

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the distinctive feature there is a mole of a scar

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new doctor you have seen it more often than I

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recognize myself but maybe you

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have photographs of your wife, well,

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great, let’s

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just use this photograph to make your wife’s face

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what exactly is her new face in each photograph

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and the

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source is me I didn’t have time to take a photo of

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Alexander, just take a

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picture of the source forever, you already know above the

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grated roll on the source man and the clock

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on the topic, I heard you

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lost some girl, I have

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two steps in my warehouse, forget the girls, you want

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Alexander, the problem I now can’t

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understand is where you are with come

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tell me do you have one like this 4 why is

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winter on the horizon I want a summer set for a

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winter one to change the section we will find against you to

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pump up the pressure two exhale we will do it

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for preparing the operating room girls

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choose

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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at least what is happening is that Catalonia

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is separating from Spain what is

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Catalonia like

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[music]

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[music] [music] [

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music] an

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experienced huntsman's hair grows only on the

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north side like

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this, that means he was standing Ortega yelling

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okay go home to sleep three months

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left for you

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[music]

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and you tell me that I had it respects me and

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a

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man

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hello I'm

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getting out of

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English language goals you

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'll step into a trap you'll fall into my right

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again they told you you're alone in the forest and you're taking

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30 years you're an idiot I'm sorry you're an ideal

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for young people and who are you and the huntsman of

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this

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game oyaki I'm playful and herega I'm I’m a huntsman and

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you’re a pensioner, congratulations, I’ve come to

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replace you, here’s the official paper, all

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the signatures are square, all the seals even have a

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triangular and a cross light

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for me, a ton came for both the huntsman and the

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substitute, yes, they

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warned me that you’ll have to

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play along ru waiting for you is not a real

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photo of cartridges

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I'm really saving you, you don't understand anything,

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how do you navigate the profession,

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you'll get lost, I have a navigator for 20

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days, the battery lasts for 20 days,

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and my pedal generator

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spins, it's charged as soon as you

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leave, and if a deer comes at you

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with a knife, I have a great

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stun gun,

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well what's the

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class comrade, the

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charging is over, so and so on those

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cartridges,

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stop the cartridges, the cartridges are over, okay, go

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sit down

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where I studied, construction weights, it’s

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clear in real life, in general, everything is not

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like that,

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for example, you’re running through the forest, sweating,

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wet, all salty, and the gloss I runs up and

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lays you down or you lie and lie and

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lie and lie and lie

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and what did you

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just remember, but

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for example, a hare jumped on an elk and a

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chipmunk is jumping to do I’ll

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stop eating these mushrooms

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no, you won’t stop why try,

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no thanks, but in fact, it’s

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time for you to peace I’m really looking forward to what’s happening in the world, and there’s

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a lot, a lot of new things, but

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Crimea was recently returned

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correctly, otherwise these Turks have gone completely crazy, what

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else, well, Catalonia is separating from

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Spain, what

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is

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Catalonia,

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and no one really knows

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what the Perm region is like,

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okay. now who is playing for Cisco

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Fernandez, who are the Brazilians anyway, the

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Soviet Union has expanded

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it will be hard for you at first,

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why are you living here in the forest for 130 years, why are you living

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alone, listen,

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well, go and get acquainted, can I do it?

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he

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look who came in the year he is

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shy

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you can say what they told me

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well like yes listen just

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dear Alexey

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such a situation has come up

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that you will have to leave your place the

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forest and habitat with your I don’t even know

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who he is to you

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colleague

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colleague

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it’s not me I decided I have the

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official paper, all the seals and all the signatures, here

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you are, but don’t be upset,

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strong, that’s how they kicked me out too,

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just don’t lie down, get started, Lesha is

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terrible.

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why are you so where are you where are you going to Alexey then

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them you have a

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peaceful old age

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[music]

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I’m telling you you don’t understand anything

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eat mushrooms

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hello working

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[applause]

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you exam

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how and is it a

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form of

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conservation

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now the idea

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bears

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[applause]

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[music]

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[applause ]

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[music]

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[applause]

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there are many things in life the pleasant

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smell of freshly cut grass

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the taste of raspberries fresh straight from the garden and

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crunchy snow in the middle of winter

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[music] [

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music]

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friends excuse me the

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song I want to perform I’m

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sure

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almost every one of you has encountered this event let's go there are

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a lot of things in life there is a pleasant

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smell of freshly cut grass

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house raspberries a fresh straight look and

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crunchy snow in the middle of winter it's

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nice to go out to work

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from the usual before the day off a

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foam towel two bathrobes

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to bring from Turkey but it

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also doesn't root when in the salon the children write when

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it disappears on sides

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but everything is more pleasant in the world

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when you have a

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film with bubbles in your hands

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musical

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this is important

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coffee I don’t really understand the floor what I’m talking about now I’ll give

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you a couple

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who don’t know who I’m proposing

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carried out a theory here my

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please my assistants disassemble

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the film with bubbles we’ll destroy we’ll sort it out

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don’t be shy for those who have a lot of problems we

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take 2 each

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home you can’t

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carry it home you can only carry it to those who have

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taken out a mortgage,

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or let’s say they live in Medvedkovo

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or or where we are looking for guys in the hood not

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Vykhino what what to observe all both

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rivers 3 home

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who else see ahead who needs talk

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more about the

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effect of Kostroma, take the box

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guys, where do you live?

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take the film in your hands and

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find a soft bubble and press with your

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fingertips that it has been

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long-awaited so that we

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try, try, try and let's

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go film with bubbles

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[music]

00:26:48

damn it to the cheekbones.

00:26:51

dummy,

00:26:55

take it, they were that same film,

00:26:58

everything that really infuriates them was screwed up

00:27:00

[music]

00:27:01

and those who are very annoying

00:27:04

and more film stuffed the

00:27:07

hell out of both films in Kim Jong-un, a fine for how to wrap

00:27:13

cars on both sides for three centuries and directly hand over the

00:27:17

films as scrap metal

00:27:20

to wrap the singers doused with varnish

00:27:23

and send them to the love parade,

00:27:26

wrap them in Japan on a dog, they won’t even

00:27:30

be very happy, someone will say what you’re

00:27:34

saying already talk about the wrong ones,

00:27:38

wrap it better than Myasnikov,

00:27:44

so the world is a

00:27:47

film with bubbles oh

00:27:49

[music]

00:27:51

it’s like bubbles and

00:27:55

eblya

00:27:56

[music]

00:27:59

coal pebbles

00:28:01

with bubbles,

00:28:03

sir

00:28:05

[music]

00:28:12

[music]

00:28:13

[applause] [

00:28:17

music] [ applause] [

00:28:28

music]

00:28:39

add some more bye

00:28:42

[music]

00:28:45

[applause] [ music]

00:28:47

[applause]

00:28:52

[music]

00:28:58

heard Sergei on a business trip and not the target a

00:29:02

business trip will be given a shield you won’t notice no I’m

00:29:05

not going it turns out he’s eating with one of

00:29:08

our two women the

00:29:10

same troyler

00:29:18

[music]

00:29:32

[applause] [

00:29:35

music]

00:29:49

[applause]

00:29:51

[music]

00:30:04

the more talented gossip camper veya channel

00:30:09

Ivanovo you heard Kazantsev’s wife beats

00:30:14

Kazan residents hello hello see you Irinka on the

00:30:20

same we go to well and what do you know what a

00:30:22

sinewy blow he has this morning bent over he has

00:30:25

such a 7th rank on his back to go nuts and you

00:30:28

know what I found out the guard you

00:30:31

see and there’s a guard standing at the entrance you know so

00:30:33

pretty yes so here they are with our

00:30:35

courier Ilyusha

00:30:38

that two cheerful geese, well, well,

00:30:41

on the other side of the moon and walk

00:30:47

like this,

00:30:49

but I didn’t tell you anything well,

00:30:53

Kazan people heard Sergei on a business trip, the sitter is going on a business

00:30:57

trip, you

00:31:00

see, no, I’m not going, it turns out he’s

00:31:04

eating with someone from two of our women,

00:31:07

the same three love,

00:31:14

well, yes, who is it 2 0, it turns out that

00:31:18

the accuracy is cheerful because Ivanova

00:31:21

constantly drinks constantly before and in the morning and I

00:31:25

saw it was normal, but it was not

00:31:26

normal, it just wore off, which means it’s already

00:31:28

teguldet

00:31:31

Sergeev and did you hear that Rooster’s sister

00:31:36

ran away with some- then man and I hear damn it

00:31:39

means for man there are up well okay

00:31:42

no signal Sasha tunic in short the

00:31:46

boss didn’t ask to tell you so he

00:31:49

gave both of us a serious salary increase and

00:31:52

John Getz

00:31:54

well in short he knows what kind of yap you were looking for

00:31:57

if you ever crack on at least someone He will

00:31:59

not only raise it for both of us, it will lower it, it’s clear

00:32:02

that I understood that keep my

00:32:04

mouth shut when I need it with people, I don’t have much

00:32:06

while

00:32:08

Roosters and

00:32:15

about Kazantsev heard that his wife

00:32:19

beats him, but before he was taken to the intensive care unit at night,

00:32:24

Senchina on his back

00:32:42

pichu is not there yes yes no, and you know you

00:32:46

can beat so that bruises don’t remain

00:32:48

like before this special cop

00:32:52

schools teach the key to turn out to be a cop’s wife,

00:32:55

what

00:32:56

happens is that

00:33:00

Sergeev and the guard at the entrance often

00:33:02

inspects you, well, like everyone else, most

00:33:06

often he inspects our courier

00:33:08

Ilyusha and more carefully than anyone Well, in short,

00:33:12

they wave rainbow flags at rainbow parades,

00:33:22

which one didn’t tell you anything about the height of a

00:33:24

colleague,

00:33:26

new passes, and tomorrow I will let

00:33:29

the company in only with them, new passes,

00:33:32

new passes, but you let me pass on the table,

00:33:38

okay, I won’t detain you everyone,

00:33:40

goodbye, goodbye

00:33:45

Sergeev started screwed up, they don’t even hide

00:33:52

Sergei, why are

00:33:56

you going on a business trip with a

00:34:02

fun person, what are you doing, it’s clear that you’re a fool, it’s clear that it’s funny, and that Sergei’s encoding is not you’re a

00:34:06

fool, I

00:34:08

understood

00:34:12

Sergei, it’s just a business trip, okay, I

00:34:16

took the ex, asked for the same

00:34:18

excuse, and

00:34:20

where are they going to earn income, Sol-Iletsk,

00:34:26

so funny then probably a pregnant

00:34:31

account, well, judge for yourself Sol-Iletsk salt on the

00:34:36

salty one,

00:34:39

but I didn’t tell you anything and wenge

00:34:44

I’m not at zero, it

00:34:48

looks like I threw in pills, something comes up with these, I’m

00:34:52

talking about all sorts of things and only

00:34:55

photos are in the know from art, our courier and I

00:34:57

’m going through this he has a security guard and the

00:34:59

major beats him oppression cousin and not

00:35:02

round dances they are screwed hello

00:35:07

everyone hello hello correspondence

00:35:10

sort it out for you you have nothing to read

00:35:15

of course but for evil put

00:35:20

it between you Chikunov

00:35:30

Sergeev than he said he didn’t say anything he

00:35:36

heard all this at Petukhova’s sister ran away with

00:35:40

some guy, but I know with whom with whom with an

00:35:42

Arab okay one from somewhere to

00:35:45

Dagestan

00:35:49

Sergeev and in short the news that you

00:35:53

told me cannot be told to anyone,

00:35:54

but the news that I want to tell everyone

00:35:56

already everyone knows more than I will tell

00:35:58

nothing nothing no one I don’t know that I’m here

00:36:00

no matter how I’m at work, damn it, I’m such a fool, let’s put it in

00:36:03

short, if you cut off the head of a carp, and tell us about our people, what’s it got to do with it?

00:36:09

3 know how damn fun, fun

00:36:12

Ivanovo Ivanovo roosters roosters and what are

00:36:15

the answers in short with the wife wife that they’re getting

00:36:18

divorced we’ll disgrace ourselves and fight

00:36:21

got into a fight, went and went, went there, went to the

00:36:23

ultrasound for eco on she to the ballet in

00:36:29

Bali the

00:36:31

roosters with his wife went to the ballet the Kazan people will go

00:36:35

you heard the roosters with your wife

00:36:39

went to the ballet there are no

00:36:44

Kazan people but in what century do you live in his

00:36:47

meadow godswood of roosters and worse note

00:36:49

women's day on Bali went to the ballet,

00:36:52

damn,

00:36:53

she’s already a moment and they beat him in the evenings, and

00:36:56

Vitya, our security guard from the entrance to a

00:36:59

business trip goes to the Arabs of Dagestan, who

00:37:03

doesn’t work, goes to work, I’m telling you,

00:37:14

of course, don’t tell anyone

00:37:20

[applause]

00:37:28

Tyutyunnik, why did you

00:37:30

demote that’s enough, they’ve

00:37:38

said so much already that they’re going

00:37:41

back they can’t convince anyone of me, it’s

00:37:44

easier to come home and ask my wife

00:37:46

what about me, I put the reality on my

00:37:47

back and it’s already light for me, you’re really easier to go

00:37:50

to Sol-Iletsk, and as soon as I

00:37:53

get pregnant first, it’s easier for me

00:37:56

to send all three of them with someone to Arabs in Dagestan I

00:37:58

see my husband will seem to be in the news, but it’s impossible to

00:38:00

convince him correctly, but it’s easier for me

00:38:03

to drink, finally, even though I don’t drink at all,

00:38:16

and

00:38:18

nothing is easier for us,

00:38:21

we’ll still fight

00:38:23

until we

00:38:25

fight, he said, we’ll fight

00:38:29

[applause]

00:38:32

[music]

00:38:34

[applause]

00:38:38

[music]

00:38:43

Anton I they always think why

00:38:46

so much effort if you know

00:38:49

that you will lose to the French anyway

00:38:54

[music]

00:39:29

[applause]

00:39:32

dear friends continue our concert

00:39:35

threshold with applause from the groups

00:39:37

theater and film actor Andrei Merzlikin is

00:39:39

the best and let's do it the Arabs

00:39:43

came to us let's you

00:39:45

we use it a little for selfish purposes, please get up

00:39:48

on this stage,

00:39:50

we have a small budget Andrey,

00:39:54

no applications to play one

00:39:56

person, you know who, our fellow countryman,

00:39:59

Olympic champion Anton Shipulin, yes, I’ll

00:40:02

tell them to make a

00:40:04

film, you’re playing the main role there, we’ll

00:40:06

get your bearings, you’re supposedly playing Shipulin,

00:40:08

let’s go there play along wrong, put a

00:40:11

buttonhole on him so that he feels

00:40:12

confident, don’t be afraid, you’re

00:40:16

like that

00:40:18

[applause] you

00:40:20

’re booking

00:40:25

Antokha, hello, how are you, how’s the

00:40:29

training camp, is this normal? I’m training slowly, I

00:40:31

’ve founded foundations now and big training camps, I

00:40:33

understand, listen, why, this year, we

00:40:36

’ll beat the French let's try this

00:40:40

aho listen let's immediately essentially

00:40:43

decide to make films legend 17 but

00:40:46

only about biathlon you mean the main

00:40:49

role means Bernal won't play

00:40:52

Kharatyan as he is also forever young fourcade

00:40:55

there is some kind of Frenchman and you will be

00:40:58

approved already Andrey Merzlikin

00:41:00

my good friend actor, if you're

00:41:03

not against Merzlikin, he's starred in

00:41:06

many more films

00:41:08

about the war lately, films like this,

00:41:11

well, this is the traitor of things,

00:41:14

why are traitors normal films,

00:41:17

normal roles, do you remember another famous one, there was

00:41:20

a film with him, they were yelling at Dima, but at the

00:41:23

end of this film, they ruined the traitor in July,

00:41:25

he played what should crystal peach say about the

00:41:27

traitor in general, he wo

00:41:29

n’t mind playing if suddenly he

00:41:32

says, in general, we need to

00:41:35

consult him, tell him

00:41:37

about biathlon, tell him about some

00:41:39

internal tricks so that he can see your

00:41:40

image, but it’s better to convey how you know with

00:41:43

I’m at the training camp and I love him, that’s why either

00:41:46

only by phone or with beads he

00:41:48

comes to us from the mountains and she’s assembling you all over the

00:41:50

world to drive her around the world, she doesn’t have that much money,

00:41:52

listen, come on, I’m actually in

00:41:54

Moscow now, Andryukha is not far from here, you can

00:41:56

now tell him everything, don’t mind the

00:41:58

taiga cup

00:42:02

long live he

00:42:04

just Andrey since he knew the topic right away

00:42:09

[applause]

00:42:12

Anton I’m very glad

00:42:15

yes, I had such an

00:42:18

opportunity to be offered to play the

00:42:21

great Anton Shipulin in a movie, here’s the

00:42:25

producer x next to the producer, the money, the

00:42:29

dresses will reach the orbit, Anton was given a tanto

00:42:31

knife, here’s me here the director is talking about how I

00:42:34

should aver prepare how I can get water,

00:42:37

well, by the way, it was interesting to know

00:42:39

what is your motivation,

00:42:41

but yours is engaged in such a sport,

00:42:43

but this is because this is not a human

00:42:46

sport, such loads for a person are such

00:42:49

training, I can’t watch it by eye and

00:42:51

legs like moose are important

00:42:54

I always think why

00:42:57

so much effort if you know that you will

00:43:00

still lose to the French not

00:43:03

somewhere else one more question no it won’t be forgiven for

00:43:05

interrupting but I immediately have a follow-up

00:43:07

question tell me this Frenchman

00:43:11

this fourcade there was no desire to spit on his

00:43:13

back,

00:43:15

why am I asking to see his back more often

00:43:17

and

00:43:20

not with these I played, it seems to me that I would

00:43:23

n’t have a stick from desires, they would take

00:43:25

him between his shoulder blades, here’s a hole, so do what you

00:43:28

think, I can afford such

00:43:30

luxury and

00:43:36

not I'll leave all of me, I've never been such a

00:43:39

balanced person

00:43:41

for self-irony, but in general I'm not forever

00:43:45

stuck, just

00:43:47

envy along the way, the children took over and in

00:43:51

fact, they have an extra person with good

00:43:53

self-irony,

00:43:55

Antokha, in fact, you know, we

00:43:57

played a prank on you, we were in Moscow We're

00:44:00

having a concert now and maybe I'll show you now and you

00:44:03

can come and you

00:44:05

can greet Anton by

00:44:06

shouting

00:44:11

where you go let's

00:44:14

play thank you friends thank you audience

00:44:18

we're in a great mood and

00:44:20

all the best bye [

00:44:23

applause]

00:44:25

[music] [applause]

00:44:28

friends, but in fact you yourself

00:44:30

understand that there will be no film

00:44:32

as the budget will fall in the world of 800

00:44:37

people with them the body will not be but the trailer

00:44:39

we have already recorded attention on the screen

00:44:48

[music]

00:44:55

watch on all screens

00:45:05

[music] in the

00:45:07

seventeenth year

00:45:12

[music]

00:45:22

Russian biathlon never

00:45:25

ends

00:45:31

[applause]

00:45:43

[music]

00:45:48

[applause] [ music]

00:45:52

[applause]

00:45:55

banu that the people couldn’t come up with this the

00:45:58

people the most that can come up with this

00:46:00

in these he lives in these five-story buildings to

00:46:03

say who is no the mother-in-law doesn’t live in a five-story building

00:46:06

well, yours more often have their own separate

00:46:09

5th floor

00:46:13

[music]

00:46:44

they say that after the governors

00:46:47

are called to the carpet by the president, they change not

00:46:50

only the carpet but also the upholstery on the chairs, yes,

00:47:15

this is the pulse, I don’t understand anything, they

00:47:22

called you, yes, they called me from the

00:47:26

presidential administration how come,

00:47:28

I arrived, they also called me from the

00:47:31

presidential administration and they are silent on the phone,

00:47:35

I think it’s a joke, I arrived today, I

00:47:38

need to find out,

00:47:41

but at least you have some clarity, it’s

00:47:46

not calling me at all, I

00:47:50

think maybe I can’t get through, I

00:47:53

think let me come, just in case,

00:47:55

and

00:48:01

I I see everyone is going and I went,

00:48:04

well,

00:48:07

you never know to reward you will be awarded posthumously

00:48:11

fortum of a

00:48:13

direct line with the president still my brother-in-law’s

00:48:15

myocardium has not healed yet, I just came up with it, so it

00:48:21

seems to me that a straight line was invented, but these

00:48:25

new ones are so small but they are running

00:48:27

like this behind the fence I understand now

00:48:30

the townspeople, well, no, well, the

00:48:33

townspeople didn’t know about the theft of the garage, I’ll

00:48:37

agree that in the garages they live,

00:48:39

these some kind of throw a small one, we threw

00:48:44

them with servants of the people, that’s

00:48:48

given that the people couldn’t come up with this, the

00:48:50

people for you, Maxim, that they can come up with this

00:48:53

in these five-story buildings live

00:48:56

from a helicopter, I see not there in whole flocks they

00:48:59

live, I

00:49:01

got to pronounce this, no, the dog

00:49:04

lives in five-story buildings, not well, yours more often has its own

00:49:08

separate 5th floor [

00:49:11

applause]

00:49:14

but these are all the same and they just

00:49:17

live there, swarm, are born, die there in a

00:49:20

closed ecosystem

00:49:24

and It seems to me that they don’t sleep at the

00:49:27

metallurgical plant, and then I

00:49:29

stop by for work, they even leave at night, well, for the

00:49:31

money,

00:49:33

I look there, the light is on, there’s smoke, and they’re

00:49:35

beating there all night, not everyone here

00:49:37

understands why the workers don’t sleep, it’s often

00:49:40

clear who got through to the direct line,

00:49:41

it’s clear now to first of all, he’ll fire

00:49:46

me, I don’t know, my region is in order, my

00:49:48

region is in order, not the only thing that happened

00:49:50

that year, lightning hit a

00:49:53

TV tower and I’m floating 100 of which so and so,

00:49:56

2nd half of the region, prices immediately

00:49:59

doubled and pensions got dressed and queues

00:50:04

for kindergarten Somehow they grew up, they grew up,

00:50:06

and somehow the road was all covered with holes and that’s

00:50:08

all, but the lightning is already making

00:50:10

me sick, but it’s not my fault, it’s just one personal case, from a

00:50:13

simple hailstorm, a soccer ball just passed through

00:50:14

to everything, in general, destruction

00:50:16

is worse than yours,

00:50:19

a lot of you, why are you so cunning then you

00:50:23

figured out the cataclysm for yourself,

00:50:26

well then I had a tornado then

00:50:33

you are the governor of which region before the

00:50:35

Californian

00:50:38

Kurgan

00:50:40

before you there really was a tornado why

00:50:43

I just recently came to the Kurgan

00:50:45

region it’s really like a tornado and

00:50:48

everything was burned out like a tornado,

00:50:55

our second Chelyabinsk meteorite fell

00:51:06

once 100 years before, we’re

00:51:08

waiting

00:51:12

until he says he loves the trinity and I’m

00:51:17

generally fine with this and I’m always

00:51:19

lucky, I’m sure they’ll keep me for a

00:51:21

second term,

00:51:23

you’ll be left for a second term, I’m

00:51:26

always lucky with this, I’m telling you, I’m at

00:51:29

school even every year he stayed for the

00:51:31

second year in

00:51:33

our power everything is in order our roads are

00:51:36

smooth our kindergarten has been repaired and our

00:51:39

jacket country we do pretty they will return

00:51:42

the cameras no one is recording you but

00:51:45

no one

00:51:47

thought it was a camera oh well and I have a daughter

00:51:51

too growing up as a patriot,

00:51:54

he drew a picture, they looked like they

00:51:56

wanted a way from this, several one

00:51:59

skeleton

00:52:00

32

00:52:02

director of a regional art gallery, this is

00:52:05

some kind of minimalism and I didn’t

00:52:08

understand the snow well, but you can

00:52:10

imagine my dunce, the only thing he

00:52:13

knows is how to drive a Helicopter without hands, he

00:52:17

also learned how to drive

00:52:23

and we graduated from school with a gold medal,

00:52:25

this year the stadium will graduate with a gold

00:52:28

medal next year, the

00:52:30

shopping and entertainment complex

00:52:31

will graduate with a gold medal in the city center,

00:52:33

and this is the kind of business that has come up, and

00:52:37

your Danilushko is walking around with a gold

00:52:40

medal, yes, I saw it in Barcelona and I saw it on the

00:52:43

beach

00:52:44

37 years old man is running around naked with a

00:52:48

medal and

00:52:49

just hanging out and more and more

00:52:51

don’t talk Boris I

00:52:53

mean but laugh at the patient and I don’t

00:52:56

laugh he’s normal normal

00:52:57

of course normal but for now the

00:53:00

investigation let the higher ones go the sick pretend to be

00:53:03

good let everyone hang out the term

00:53:08

tuck don’t worry there’s

00:53:11

nothing worry, I’m in

00:53:14

charge of Magadan, in any case, I should return to my

00:53:15

region

00:53:18

[applause]

00:53:25

[music]

00:53:26

[applause]

00:53:28

[music]

00:53:29

[applause]

00:53:30

[music]

00:53:31

[applause]

00:53:34

and

00:53:38

what are you doing with the boatswain I want to lose to

00:53:42

him now he can’t swear out loud

00:53:47

[music]

00:54:20

with a fat sailor any boat submarine or

00:54:24

maybe pears pears are already well overloaded

00:54:28

excellent pear I’ll show you no-no-no-no-no yes

00:54:31

you can get a plum with a plum crossing out the load

00:54:35

write plum on the left cool let’s

00:54:37

merge I’m writing I’m writing listen maybe the

00:54:41

form

00:54:43

to the laurel mom that’s the form in general straight to the

00:54:46

point let's persimmon great temple persimmon

00:54:48

hear guys excuse me I

00:54:50

forgot something and what we've been doing for the last two days is

00:54:54

inventing a new fruit dance apple

00:54:59

so this is nonsense some kind of nonsense

00:55:02

order for the fleet nonsense what the hell are you talking about in black and

00:55:07

white connections with modernization

00:55:10

old name

00:55:13

dance apple cancel come up with a new one

00:55:16

on this occasion organize

00:55:17

concerts will be held cleared the banks

00:55:21

listening to what we are attached to this fruit

00:55:22

maybe a vegetable let's call it

00:55:26

no a vegetable can't be from still in the navy and

00:55:29

so vegetables vodka

00:55:32

midshipman one stole batteries from a destroyer he

00:55:35

put batteries for himself to live on

00:55:37

six on his

00:55:38

destroyer it won’t start and the six

00:55:41

has melted

00:55:43

at least one plus, hello, these designers are from

00:55:46

AvtoVAZ and from this melted heap they

00:55:48

copied a new body on the Vesta,

00:55:51

plus there was 1 hour drained with vegetables, and maybe

00:55:56

then the trees, well, there’s poplar, ash, beech,

00:56:01

why did the rocket guys dismantle all the trees,

00:56:05

maybe it’s just shaking shake

00:56:08

crazy bug 3 m3 m3 m3 m3 m3 m3 m3 m3 m3 m3

00:56:14

m3 3d rendered greenland straight straight

00:56:18

so on three d n d m 3

00:56:22

no guys it’s a bit long it

00:56:25

can’t be the name the dance is long the

00:56:28

dance itself the left awesome oh so let’s

00:56:33

call it awesome it can’t and can dance to make money

00:56:37

like a destroyer of the Baltic Fleet, what

00:56:41

can strike you is just a dance in the

00:56:43

naval style, why do you

00:56:46

still want a name for the pasta? They

00:56:49

also came up with a name, but I don’t care about this name, well, we won’t

00:56:52

come up with it and we won’t come up with it near the car, what’s

00:56:54

there very much

00:56:55

[music]

00:57:01

gagina

00:57:03

in karkakal strictly like let’s come up with

00:57:08

you we won’t come up with anything at all, we’ll come up with the fact that

00:57:11

we are rich, that vocabulary

00:57:15

chest oh that’s right, a rich chest, you’re the

00:57:19

only one who’s good here, let’s

00:57:20

see

00:57:22

the orange we

00:57:25

’re giving you in the

00:57:28

avocado

00:57:33

[music]

00:57:38

thank you,

00:57:42

but we can’t come up with a

00:57:47

name from where dances

00:57:50

evil is missing direct, you don’t know

00:57:57

what the resemblance is to us I want to lose to

00:58:01

him now he can’t swear out loud

00:58:05

[applause]

00:58:13

kindness, you know why we can’t come up with anything

00:58:16

because we’re old, our

00:58:18

brains have dried up, I agree the behest of his

00:58:21

young man, quick salad of this drang,

00:58:26

listen to the combat mission, close your eyes and

00:58:29

imagine a good one, imagine yes, a big

00:58:33

plate of borscht and outside is huge a

00:58:36

piece of meat floats, hear you soldier,

00:58:39

how much will you reach on the slot swim you

00:58:43

know and here in the ice hole

00:58:45

the meat in the borscht comes in

00:58:52

this name spoiled

00:58:55

right evil confuse with the gum

00:59:00

well well

00:59:05

vigorously while spit through where

00:59:11

we shout out I say I

00:59:15

myself went

00:59:18

a bunch of crazy or something else guys went crazy

00:59:22

he has it, we

00:59:27

want to give it, but we want to change his head

00:59:35

[applause] we

00:59:38

came up with a name, no way, what are

00:59:43

you looking at, and these are already

00:59:47

rehearsing for a festive concert, is it that the

00:59:50

sailor is iron ore

00:59:51

or we are from Kronstadt

00:59:52

and they are

00:59:54

rehearsing for my banquet, are

01:00:05

you crazy? what am I saying, these guys are crazy, they’re already rehearsing a banquet,

01:00:09

you can’t come up with a name, well done

01:00:12

sailor, 1000 days for you to be arrested

01:00:20

[music]

01:00:22

radiogram to the cart, come here, there’s a lot of stuff

01:00:26

there, we already have point one, harmful

01:00:30

work to change the name of the tank,

01:00:32

apple, stop doing nonsense no more,

01:00:36

point the second one is

01:00:38

to repaint the ships orange, well,

01:00:42

let's go, the ships are being repainted,

01:00:43

wait, you're a freshman, you're in the heat of the moment in the

01:00:46

navy, the check will be repainted again tomorrow, a

01:00:49

new one, orders back to this world, here's a

01:00:51

repaint, and so we are the first Putin,

01:00:54

socialist competition across the expansion and we'll

01:00:56

save paint, we'll sell it, we'll give it to him, and if the

01:01:00

newbie pops up how many times cigarettes in the navy will not

01:01:03

come up the

01:01:05

story from no one will know anything this

01:01:08

Russian navy is creaking

01:01:17

and [music] [

01:01:23

music] [applause]

01:01:25

[music]

01:01:26

[applause]

01:01:33

well, what do you have there in this class, what do you

01:01:36

all have a hoverboard or something?

01:01:38

daddy of the hoverboard, you are not only with me and the

01:01:39

class teacher,

01:01:41

well, an adult is smart and these

01:01:44

toys are not needed no daddy because

01:01:46

she has a unicycle

01:01:50

[music]

01:02:21

gift certificate in the amount they don’t

01:02:24

look at the

01:02:26

gift bought

01:02:29

warbler bets on the edges of the seam

01:02:32

speedup

01:02:39

you promised my hoverboards

01:02:42

hoverboard promised you will

01:02:44

behave normally all year remark you won’t but there

01:02:50

were some comments we’ll figure it out miracle

01:02:54

you’re distracting me let’s set the

01:02:56

table the warbler has already prepared everything for the

01:02:58

bed and here are two more salads for a total of

01:03:01

12 they didn’t notice to you

01:03:04

hello dear daddy how are you It’s good

01:03:06

that you came, we will give each other

01:03:08

gifts, and I almost forgot, I

01:03:10

ironed everything on your shirt so that you can be the

01:03:12

most favorite fashionable slippers in the world,

01:03:20

how much does it cost from gyroscopes

01:03:23

29800 to go nuts, there

01:03:27

are no ideal people,

01:03:30

especially in our family,

01:03:33

daddy, let’s go to where

01:03:36

look what kind of shirt you

01:03:37

like better, this one or you, come on

01:03:40

like this, this is good, how does it

01:03:42

suit you, daddy, this shirt matches the color of your

01:03:44

eyes,

01:03:48

something with this groin smells like acetone, the

01:03:51

situation, yeah, guys saw you in the

01:03:53

garages, taking into account the acetone ear that without

01:03:55

a man and in no case are you that this was a

01:03:58

surprise, the carburetor was poisoned for

01:04:01

three months in acetone for your car so that your

01:04:03

car starts like an

01:04:07

ates watch, we’ll stop you, look, it’s my

01:04:09

mother, you don’t wash your pants, I’ll

01:04:11

collect it, then I’ll be like Van Gogh, daddy

01:04:14

found his pants in the trash and put it on

01:04:16

so as not to stain the ones that you

01:04:17

gave me for my birthday five years ago,

01:04:19

I remember well, and I also redecorated my

01:04:22

room and re-pasted the wallpaper, the wallpaper only snorted at the verses,

01:04:25

I didn’t take the wallpaper, I stole, I didn’t

01:04:28

steal anywhere, I was just washing dishes in the

01:04:30

school canteen

01:04:32

like that wait, that’s where we get the meat from, it’s

01:04:34

fresh,

01:04:38

I was just saving money from dinners to

01:04:41

buy meat so that our family would be well-fed

01:04:43

and happy, and we are the best family in

01:04:46

the world, daddy daddy daddy, I’ll go to the

01:04:48

entrance, I’d better wash it because in

01:04:50

half an hour I’ve probably already left the onions winter

01:04:53

winter

01:04:58

nights Mr. Spinney,

01:05:02

what do you think, I think how the windows are

01:05:05

clean in my opinion,

01:05:07

I can directly see the whole spoon moon abyss I have

01:05:10

never seen anything they started 3 will look after

01:05:12

everyone Podolsk I see

01:05:15

about the gift-chi is thinking about the gift but I’m

01:05:19

thinking about pulling the rear one out of the old six the

01:05:22

cardan together with the wheels can be

01:05:24

shown for the first time painfully seriously

01:05:27

seriously I’ll pretend that my patient will

01:05:30

regret it and stop being a fool for the stupid

01:05:33

anti-a will resuscitate in two counts he’s been

01:05:35

caring for his grandmother for six months already twice

01:05:38

and he was dragged from the other world with an

01:05:40

ordinary iron

01:05:42

[applause]

01:05:44

now we’ll find out the

01:05:47

gender of mom and la si to someone's equal to

01:05:52

you and thank you for your grandson every day

01:05:55

I have enough cleaning the floors to wash the sauna top such a

01:05:59

dream I can think of what you can think of so I

01:06:01

insulated the balcony that there is a genre like in a

01:06:04

sauna now

01:06:06

they took it out than education then the noise

01:06:10

maybe this is a gift to him let's make this for the golden

01:06:12

grandson for the New Year, this is a hoverboard

01:06:14

in half, let's chip in 29,800

01:06:18

Chinese, you seem to have promised to give it,

01:06:22

or oops, well, you are innocent, I gave

01:06:26

this one with your back to go against Bender,

01:06:32

insert to bye Alexis,

01:06:36

what does mom say from what to say the back is

01:06:40

normal to say the main one will pull the

01:06:42

cut

01:06:43

fuchs 3 times the whole entrance has been cleaned,

01:06:47

now it’s shining like new

01:06:49

words, she’ll talk like man to

01:06:52

man, what do you have there in this class,

01:06:55

what do you all have, hoverboards or something,

01:06:56

daddy has a hoverboard, it’s not just me

01:06:59

and the class teacher who has

01:07:01

an adult in the car smart, these

01:07:04

toys don’t need a slipper because they do

01:07:06

n’t and a unicycle,

01:07:08

a car for a gift, why are you in the car,

01:07:11

Mike, you’re not there, neither are they getting dirty for free, the keys

01:07:13

took deposits, daddy, no,

01:07:15

when to do the general slide, I

01:07:16

looked at the hoverboard on the shelves, there’s no storage in the

01:07:19

lockers, there’s no storage, which means

01:07:20

the car

01:07:22

Yakov and I’m already at the dacha, I’m here,

01:07:27

my miracle, people, adults have

01:07:30

such situations that they came up with something for themselves, it

01:07:32

means they fantasized about a race there and there’s

01:07:34

no money, daddy, when I was doing the cleaning, I

01:07:36

arranged these books in alphabetical order, I

01:07:38

found all all all yours in heat and

01:07:40

I put a booklet three musketeers, there's enough for 2

01:07:43

hoverboards,

01:07:46

I already forgot, I ordered the hoverboard by

01:07:50

mail right there in

01:07:52

that bathhouse, oh daddy, Taiwanese, you need

01:07:54

twice the price for a set for Azarov, daddy with a

01:07:58

stabilizer, we make do with a reformer

01:08:00

there, that's it, and the

01:08:01

main thing is that the unity that the

01:08:03

Russian post you know how it works, it may

01:08:05

not arrive today, it may not

01:08:07

get to Dima at all, the order number, I myself will

01:08:08

track the send the fragrance the customer there is

01:08:11

simple there 123 there it is 654 there it is

01:08:15

emacs they will say thank you thank you daddy

01:08:18

thank you so much thank you girl

01:08:20

hello hello another they are there

01:08:22

the hoverboard is coming from Taiwan that the

01:08:24

order number is 123 and

01:08:26

6547 as no

01:08:38

prepare shameful

01:08:41

I'm my favorite daddy

01:08:43

how are you doing Scott

01:08:46

daddy don't worry everything is fine I

01:08:51

lived like a slave for three years I plow like a horse

01:09:01

I will find you corolla

01:09:05

I will find you

01:09:08

growing up the

01:09:10

game no one will ever find

01:09:12

take and pass on the box

01:09:17

at your box your patch

01:09:20

I want to send the boxes

01:09:24

stay alive city and the

01:09:27

film hoverboard in the warehouse you have

01:09:41

already found

01:09:46

[applause]

01:09:54

oh how good daddy your hero was found by the

01:09:59

girls of the league go get the address and

01:10:02

specify the painting

01:10:13

painting of such rubber game 10 and

01:10:19

13.

01:10:22

what and when did the

01:10:24

media

01:10:29

already change

01:10:32

oh girl how good thank you very much

01:10:35

please tell me what and payment payment

01:10:38

on the spot in this place daddy

01:10:40

will pay for everything really daddy daddy

01:10:44

daddy will pay for everything at least something I feel

01:10:47

bad oh

01:10:49

mommy capulet bad you give your ass

01:10:54

[applause]

01:10:59

oh how it's good that daddies are good

01:11:07

[music]

01:11:08

[applause]

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