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ladies and gentlemen, welcome the companies on this
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stage Crimean Semyon Slepakov
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[music]
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hello, I would like to sing a song of my
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own composition on a topic close to the people
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[music]
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if there was no vodka in Russia, a third of
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Russians would
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change their gait, it would be obvious at first
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glance that this is almost a duck
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same age
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[music]
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if in Russia there were no boats and Lolita wouldn’t wear
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short skirts and there would be more
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football mistakes, we are forever out of football, there
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was no play left in Russia,
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we would never have known about Lexi Pony, we
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knew mine only as an artist, but Kokorin
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as a football player
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if you ask and there was no boat, we wouldn’t
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know why the herring was reduced to a herring and a
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dream with mayonnaise, who would risk it
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to try the principle of low in Russia there
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was no vodka, the film with dry steam was very
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short so that the freedom to watch on the
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screen just as four people wash themselves in the bathhouse,
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I drink the method for everyone, they didn’t drive many
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things, we didn’t find out at all that fly agaric
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and brought it up, for example, what would anyone eat, would they be rude to an
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officer, what would happen if you stroked a
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jellyfish and sprinkled it with your head on a watermelon, what is the
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difference between a tractor and a boat, how would we
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know this without vodka, I definitely didn’t if only
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from winter fishing, well, a robot in the form of a
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mermaid, collection points for empty glass containers,
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new Bilan concerts from Samara, and
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everything else besides the difficult
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return of Crimea,
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if there had not been water for a [ __ ], how did I
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end up in Crimea, Ukraine? in general, let’s be
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honest, it would be like living for me it
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was so interesting not to let us have fun together, and most importantly, no
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matter who was here last year, a pod of dolphins
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was spotted on the coast of the Baltic Sea,
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so imagine
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Aleksandrovich Maslyakov
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and Yuli Solomonovich Gusman on the coast of the
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Baltic Sea, Yulik, that’s enough and
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sparkle with that juice, Sasha, then
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you know already a thousand years and what kind of sand this is
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[applause]
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where and your vaunted dolphins have come together
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little baby, believe me, stand here and
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now I’ll show them to you
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[applause] [
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music] [applause] [music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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[ music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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so tomorrow I'm waiting for you at the screaming
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kivin yuli who is with his juice already
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but what kind of dolphin is this blind man
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Svetlakov hefty and pelsha
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and the Tretyak pushed them
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[applause] [music]
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the sky is covered with gray clouds the nerves of
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the guitar the
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rain is drumming with a string in the morning and pressing
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and 2 for longer no,
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I just thought it was a music
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festival, well,
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guys, how do you like working in tandem,
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you know it’s very harmonious and most importantly,
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fruitful and constructive, thank you for the
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high assessment of our work,
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and how are you doing in your team?
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we came to the festival, but it’s great in general that it’s
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great that only
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those who already have Kevin came to the festival. I’m also
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thinking of introducing a law according to which
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only those who have already been president can run for president of Russia.
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I’m generally for any innovations.
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For example, I think that the
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country’s economy can and should be built not only
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around hydrocarbons and Latvia, such a vivid
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example,
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albeit an unsuccessful one, is a shining example,
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Dmitry Anatolyevich, how do you like the festival in general, yes,
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great, Dmitry Yurich, this is a unique
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chance to see graduates of the coven from different
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years, and in this sense, the festival reminds
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me of such a big fun evening
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meeting graduates
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and you know how much I love such
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events and in order to convey the
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atmosphere of this evening to TV viewers, the
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guys will help them, they are wounded.
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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you're on the Internet, you
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only saw the beginning of the evening on the Internet,
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then this started
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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[music]
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good luck guys
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and finally, let's get creative and
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transport ourselves to Vancouver from where we're
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reporting live hosted by the most
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emotional commentator in Russia, Dmitry
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Guberniev, good afternoon to all sports fans,
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if there are still any left after the first 20
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matches of the
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Olympic Games in Batu, the world is on the seventh
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day of the Olympics and our Russian team is already in
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full swing rehearsing the closing ceremony,
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sitting next to me is a ray of light in our
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team skier Nikita Kryukov
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Nikita so you, as a person who won a
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gold medal, have the right to an opinion,
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how do you like the Olympics, well, they didn’t perform very well and the
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Norwegians performed very well
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and a new third and 11
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Dmitry that it’s birch sap and otherwise
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tears Russia Russia who didn’t go to
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bed until 8 in the morning watched the Olympics pig
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work and only went to bed there
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and now we see how he appears at the stadium
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with the Russian national team,
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look 3 our biathlete Vanya will leave
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through and I won’t be surprised if the end of the procession doesn’t
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seem to be 16
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but I but I, like Dmitry Guberniev, couldn’t help but
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find the pluses, let him let us have
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15 medals, but the volume of the valley is generally 2,
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so go ahead, Russia in duty free,
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then we’ll take ours,
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so imagine on December 31, road
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traffic police officers stopped Dmitry Nagiyev’s car
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[music]
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listen, maybe we’ll spin it up for the second
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hour already, we’ve been waiting for the battery to run out
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Dmitry wake up you, who are you, everything is
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fine with you, everything is fine, and I’m alone, I tell
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you that you’re drunk, 1000, you’re offering us a bribe,
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thousands of corporate events, I’ve
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been in the last three days, so we
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’re getting out of the car, yes, yes, I’ll put on my glasses now, guys,
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and I’ll smell everything right away with dray
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so what trailer are you in what trailer damn did he
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say transfer to the card I
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don’t understand why people take so much
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work actually then why are we
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here on December 31st in the cold I
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can’t refuse the money who did you share it yes
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wait wait guys maybe
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it’s a chirp, chirp, we’ll agree where the car is,
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look, I understand, it’s a different matter, it’s a holiday, but
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you’re so crap at your tariff, you wo
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n’t crack your cabbage soup tariff, and what can you
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allow yourself? On the panel, the photo of the hand, you
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removed everyone’s icons,
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and you, too, well, at least tease me, but let’s do it
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anyway We're taking him away for 15 days,
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where did you get that kind of money? You're
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crazy, so wait, okay, I'll go now, give me
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the jacket and it's a hat, damn, I'm
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confused
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[applause]
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so it's all gone bone, you didn't leave me, I
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won't leave you, well, friends, let's start
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we perform in the European Union and the headquarters and in an
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accessible language explain how it
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works, we invited the chief doctor
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on Russian television, Elena Malysheva
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[music]
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here and in Moscow to work like this, like this,
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jokes and immediately burst into the
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festival, my dear friends, and today I
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would like tell you how
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such a wonderful
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organism as the European Union functions in general, in
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this organism Germany is, of course, the
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heart and naturally everyone is afraid that the
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heart may refuse, and so far it has
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refused only Cyprus, but everyone missed [
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applause] the
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Baltic countries are an ear-throat-nose
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because that they are only allowed to breathe in the body,
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look listen
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[applause]
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Greece this tattoo
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appeared well because of my youth and now I
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’ll try to get out
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but in general, as you all know very well,
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now in the European Union the metabolism is disturbed
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and even despite the fact that all
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gas formation occurs in Russia I
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I’m sorry, the whole of Europe is swelling
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[applause]
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and you’ll probably ask, but what exactly
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is this organism in Latvia,
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that a man is
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light, no, light, heavy, all over
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Holland, but
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Latvia is the soul, because as we
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all remember very well, when the union orders the
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soul to live long will leave him 1
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[applause]
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so, dear Europeans, well,
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stop living for yourself,
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live for your soul, meet Vladimir
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Zelinsky
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[music]
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dyakuyu
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or is it more convenient for you if I speak
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Russian, it’s
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just more convenient for me, first I
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would like to turn to an old friend,
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hello Misha, do you remember me in
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2001 in the game against you,
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of course you don’t remember who I was for you,
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but I remembered, I remember
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all this time, you know, I
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played the president in the series and became the president,
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you played a homeless panda security guard,
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to be honest, I didn’t
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understand it what is your dream,
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you know, many say that I have not
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shown myself in any way towards Russia after
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my conversation with the President of the United States, they
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are going to impeach him,
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how else should I show
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special gratitude to the organization
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that unites Russia and Ukraine,
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you are talking about KVN, no, I’m talking about Belarusian
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airlines,
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but seriously, I would really like
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for masons from Russia and Ukraine to
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stand on the same stage again, only for
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this it is necessary for the friendship
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between our countries to be renewed, unfortunately this is
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not a real Zelvensky speaking now,
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but someone should start talking about this
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and hello, good evening dears
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friends, today is a unique situation
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because today, for the first time in the history of the
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country, Vladimir Vladimirovich came down to see
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Sergei Semenovich,
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colleague, let your team
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cut Alenovich, good evening, I usually
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pose thorny questions to my opponents on my program
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and only because I have
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American citizenship or someone is behind me
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it’s
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just a very important question about the
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Moscow Mayor’s Cup, it’s clear why you
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decided to hold it now, it’s just that the
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World Cup is still far away and
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I want some clear message
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right now and finally my main
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question is that you are the mayor of Moscow at
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one time the president of Iran Mahmoud
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Ahmadinejad was the mayor of Tehran the
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French president Jacques Chirac was the mayor of Paris
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tell me you have a dream
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and although you know don’t say it out loud suddenly it won’t
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come true
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[music] [
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applause]
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assalamu alaikum for [applause
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]
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ruble to
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transfer
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Alexandrovich
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congratulations on deleting you
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[applause]
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like yes, the dude is very good at passing
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on you, I don’t quite agree with you,
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here you are, your son is there in the distance, it’s not entirely
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correct that the younger one should salt when the
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older one is standing in the future, I suggest on the contrary
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what to do on the road, he should sit, he
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should stand or you are a phenomenon, the time of
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choosing a place, I immediately said to win
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there I didn’t even doubt that he was this
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Hillary in life as the Fuhrer alaikum trump-pa-pam
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but this one I can hour is very popular
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which
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Pokemon Pokemon catches which I’m here
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for what Vladimir Vladimirovich I
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officially declare to you on the territory of the
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Chechen Republic there is not a single Pokemon,
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no, don’t stand it, I
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suggest Next year, an individual from us in
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Chechnya in Grozny will come with a cube of the
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secret of a thoroughly original
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and this is what to occupy
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this galust she herself gives I will
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break his legs in my arms you will wear it without
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feathers or feathers of a machine as she does not understand
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[music]
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[applause ]
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good evening good evening anyway.
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we don’t have these gold medals, we don’t have
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yours on the Christmas tree, I guess so I’m
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taking this opportunity, I want to
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congratulate everyone on the upcoming new
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year from the first channel and present medals
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from the mayor’s office of Moscow, for example,
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these two medals I want to present to both Gufa and
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Timati they are such a clip about Moscow they removed the
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cape keys looked and understood the clip is
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bad as for good chances
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so pass it on, it means go wash
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and someone tell Guf the transfer
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drug addict is there for the team here
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[applause]
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here and in short pants December on
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you pass it on to Guf it means this is Dima
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Bilan for the concert in Samara for the fact that they
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built playgrounds with childish actions
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and Moscow has something to do with it every now and then,
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thank God Moscow has nothing to do with it so
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who will give Bilan and here is
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guf guf pass there and pass Bilan
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so give these four medals to the
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spare brothers mod who
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trains tigers, why are there 4 and there are
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two of them, okay, there are already two, it’s a pity
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okay, so this means Leps for his
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work, this is Gazmanov for his
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work, this is Yurgis, and why is that enough for them?
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I’m just going through the list,
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so one thing, give me a medal I’ll
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give it to my friend Vladimir Vladimirovich, so
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give me another one
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[applause]
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by the way,
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meet the press secretary of the President of the
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Russian Federation Dmitry Sergeevich
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Peskov
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[music]
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good evening hello, it
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seemed
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unfortunately President Putin
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will not be with anyone today and not now at a very
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important meeting
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to decide very important questions, but also
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rocks like a box,
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by the way, I also could not have been with
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anyone today and not if someone and the jury didn’t take the keys to
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the house.
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The team is asking you a question: why are you distracting people from the
00:25:19
government from their direct
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duties, so also ask why
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invite to KVN
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to whom should we invite some
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famous rings I absolutely agree with you
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absolutely I don’t know but I’m
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good quotes well Azamat Musagaliev is a
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good Kalinchik
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talented
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funny before or here dinistora x before later
00:25:51
very here please remind a few
00:25:52
dorokhov this is who Sergey Semyonovich I
00:25:57
think you know very well who this day is
00:25:59
and it’s great I should remember this is a freak yes I
00:26:02
don’t think so let’s say the curator is
00:26:12
from here well why are you saying that this is
00:26:17
your opinion about my opinion that also but not
00:26:19
only my opinion I have formed such an
00:26:21
opinion I’ll hand over the lessons
00:26:22
that is you think that he is a freak, but
00:26:25
let's stop, let your mind and
00:26:27
conscience grab hold of some freak,
00:26:31
know so, dear team, we
00:26:35
wish you good luck, success
00:26:52
forward, good luck, success forward to victory,
00:26:56
you have something to say and spirits
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[applause]
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[music]

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ТОП 10 лучших пародий в КВН. Семён Слепаков, Владимир Познер, Дмитрий Медведев, Сергей Собянин - частые герои шуток, юмористических номеров и пародий, лучшие из которых, найдёте в нашей подборке. 🔻По вопросам сотрудничества: [email protected] На канале @prokvn можно увидеть вырезанный материал с игр МС КВН. Плейлист "НЕВОШЕДШЕГО" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPY1X54hXmQ&list=PLT7Gtaf_KPiH0AZX2GRfgsse-etDLVHra Плейлисты: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLT7Gtaf_KPiH0AZX2GRfgsse-etDLVHra - шутки, не вошедшие в эфир. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQzFvppl67c&list=PLT7Gtaf_KPiEOblw1tWIIDPp5_ibtg_-k - "Встреча выпускников" в Екатеринбурге. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLT7Gtaf_KPiHJ_10xWftxyQJRpkIfj7vW - шутки жюри. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FehAKvTPNto&list=PLT7Gtaf_KPiFG41DJBEZrAyISmPLOL1hA - дневники музыкального фестиваля «Голосящий КиВиН 2019». Ссылки на официальные сообщества МС КВН: https://kvn.ru/ - сайт МС КВН http://vk.com/kvnofficial - группа МС КВН в vk https://twitter.com/kvnofficial - страница МС КВН в twitter

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