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Испытание вакцины

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nose, my darling, what a

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wonderful mood, all the

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side effects, no, everything is fine, everything is in order

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at the box office in the kings, they left

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no side effects at all, rarely once, well,

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then let’s describe it,

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maybe I’m still ready to observe, after all,

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only a minute has passed,

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if there are no side effects, why should we

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detain you? if there were any

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more effects, they would immediately

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appear, but if there is nothing, then there is no need for us to

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detain you here, so let’s

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mean

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your year of birth is 79 79 before your

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registration is Kuibysheva 86, apartment 32

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Nanda,

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fill out and write a report, the tests were

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successful now we'll issue you an extract,

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you live at your place of registration, yes, that

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's right, you had operations

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's

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good, it's good that there are no side effects,

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start calmly and inject everyone with your

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last name, your missions are

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extra at the end,

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opponents of places no no coins the name of yours

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2 clean this heals

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because you are a Croatian

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Mongol

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go you just which is my dream of a

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strange surname you are strange ok so

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I’ll write it down in a month and yet their

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surname your name is almost the same

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strange we all have someone on whom in the

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promotion today ru everyone has experienced such surnames,

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nothing, I’ve almost written you out, so we’ll let

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you go then, let you show

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the lightning, please listen to

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information about our center, and so the main

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goal of our medical every other day

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is the development and implementation of

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advanced technologies for the treatment and

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prevention of viral diseases

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in general control of the

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epidemiological situation in

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the territory of Sasha’s region and beyond,

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so we

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have been developing an advanced vaccine for six months,

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which, thanks to our latest

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equipment and accumulated but little to the

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summer experience, our institution

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produced by us one of the approbation tapes

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which presumably should not

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accompany

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subwoofer with water and the number of close

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such allergic rhinitis

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gallbladder polyps jaundice

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prostatitis Reiter's syndrome tachycardia and

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me idiopathic arthritis

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traumatic asphyxia and under clicks miya

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and Argentine geological dashing of

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all this recently the highest

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results of our cent research and the

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test passed thousands of cultural ones

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allow us to hope for successful

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completion The initial stages of Casey's

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drugs are based on

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this change in the physico-chemical properties of

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which the cells are located, the element of the

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organism, the nature of the chemical compound

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the author with the elements of the body, the

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direct action on the protoplasm of the

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cells

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is accompanied by the complete destruction of their

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physiological effect, the effect of the

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drugs is

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either oppression and guilds of cellular

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elements in this case a major role plays

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doses of a medicinal substance and the same

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medicine of different ones can also cause

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different actions to excite in the mount to

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depress up to the paralysis of

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creatures the announcement is the phase of

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action of drugs from non-

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medicines can manifest their actions

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men penetration benny stout look

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here attention is maximum because of the drop in

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concentration and so here in fact, such a

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small excursion, as

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I see it, is already preparing, get up,

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because little by little, go out and

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make room for new subjects,

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and so, my friends, the effect of the medicine

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depends on the age, gender, state of

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health and the dual characteristics of the

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body of the

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person receiving it, get up already and go,

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no one hurt me when used in

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accordance with a smaller dose, it has a

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much stronger effect on people than

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on adults, often poisonous,

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I take this medicine differently than usual, for

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some people the medicines act

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abnormally strongly, which is explained by the

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increased sensitivity of the body

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as a certain substance, I see you are already

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ready, well, let's get an extract I’ll

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give it to you now, look at home,

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here are your clothes,

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put on your clothes, and put on your clothes at home, put on your clothes,

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put them on, here are your clothes, put on your

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clothes, you can’t put on your clothes, I’ll

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put them in then, completely calmly

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go about your business as you

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did before, everyone, let’s roll out,

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and I almost I forgot, this is

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your medical card, also here, and I’ll

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stick it in your house, look, I wrote to you there

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that you’re an idiot, it’s not

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Putin who won’t give it to you, why

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because the bio vaccine is not enough, we won’t spend it on idiots, we wo

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n’t spend the vaccine on good

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people since he goes to see doctors and

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deputies, I want a vaccine, but

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we still don’t have vaccines against idiocy, stop news

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culture on its own, I’m not going anywhere, I’m

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not going to make a fuss

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[music] [applause

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]

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[music]

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[applause]

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[music]

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