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[music]
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Cool How cool it is that
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there are even people in T-shirts for guys There are even
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people in sunglasses in general, this means
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that this is not the sun or something like this Or so
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today we will play here an
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improvisation of this story this is a long
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form of improvisation What does this mean
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quickly in a nutshell this is firstly
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an improvisation This means that we
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have not prepared anything in advance and History this means
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what will happen one story we will ask
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some question we will get some
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small topic and on this topic for how many
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minutes at least 30 at least 30 And
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so it is stated at least 30 question Today
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Well, spring, the weather is beautiful Let's have
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a question like this Did anyone have
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any- then a bad date don’t rush
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Think Think Think if you’re
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still 17
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guys I’m here
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with you all dates are losers
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Why are you thinking
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[laughter]
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before the date was in Istanbul in Istanbul I
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once went to a meeting with a guy
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who worked at a local MFC he worked
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in the local Istanbul MFC in Istanbul there is
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an MFC And you think they don’t receive documents there
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and you think they do
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n’t yell at each other there they
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called the institution moronic I’m very
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interested Why she starts the story with this
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where he worked And how to understand
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she went to meet him halfway but you wrote off
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yesterday like since I came to this place
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to change my ID, I have two two
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passports, one is Russian, the other
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[applause]
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Marry me, it’s not a date, you
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came there on business, there’s a guy,
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he’s in my area and that means to me I
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just know this well in addition to Russian,
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another some kind of thing, now I
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need to choose words like Seryozha is generally
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Russian.
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Why don’t you admit that I also
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know many languages ​​and choose What words
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I need to say
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what language you know
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I’m completely on your side
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[music]
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and the following phrase sounds like
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wow I have grandma lives in the same area.
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Maybe we’ll go for coffee,
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so this is a trick
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grandma understands correctly what next she
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’ll say yes since there was a date. Now
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let’s find out that this date
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was unsuccessful Yes you say Yes I
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thought Why not because of such
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experience I haven’t had one yet Well, what happened there,
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I understood that if something happened, I’ll
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just call my father and they’ll gather the guy and
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take him away. Who’s your father? Let’s
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wait, don’t answer Don’t answer
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no-no-no
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great Well okay Yes you are
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The Lord
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just decided that how you started Hello Hello
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[music]
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[applause]
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we started quarreling because he
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began to prove to me that the area in
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which I live is very Not very
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and you are so much Yes for the area
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for the areas for the yard
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and how it all ends is
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that the
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size here is heaven,
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I immediately understood how I said I’ll take
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the cars,
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when we got out we were still arguing and my
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father had already come out and said, well, everyone go away,
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don’t swear. He just told this
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guy that it’s like Okay, we haven’t seen each other again,
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God
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it was terrible
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So okay like this guy It's just that you
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always say the guy from the MFC Well, he
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shouldn't have a name I'm just
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sure that he will become Ibrahim here
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So it's better to find out Yes, they are Emir and the world
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is beautiful
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[music]
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[laughter]
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room service said we in cinema and we are at the cinema
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Yes, as we predicted the
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show of history in the cinema, think about it
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[music]
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[applause]
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Hello, I'm Elya,
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it's like an ellipse
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[music]
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you reminded me of my first love
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[music]
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in fact, I came correctly I
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have two IDs
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Russian Turkish
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us in Russia, by the way, it’s not called ID, but
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I do.
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What do you want? Well, I don’t know, they told me to
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come to the MFC. I came,
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what’s there about two, go, I thought you
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’d figure it out for yourself, it does
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n’t work, I work like that, and in general, it does
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n’t work like that;
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they came to the MFC
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to brag about what you have two IDs
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that we are at the border what is the purpose of the visit I don’t
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know tourism hold on
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[applause]
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You are traveling around the MFC
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overview of the MFC of different countries
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for now only in Russian in Turkish Yes
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we need to extend it there it’s Edith and everyone there that’s
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what it’s your area
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it’s in the area you live
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Yes we yes yes this I live that and the European
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part of Istanbul what you don’t like
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This grandma lives
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Well good And that everything
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you want
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Well I want
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and I need
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[applause]
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Well let’s go grandma lives on a date
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surprises while
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traveling through the MFC is normal A new date
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yes yes
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24 Go through window number 4, then I’m in the
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area in the area, I’m here in two languages ​​and
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[applause]
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dear
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yes yes
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Now I’m in the bathroom now I’ll go out
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[applause] It would be
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better if we had three rooms and one
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bath than three baths and one room like that
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planning what I will do too,
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obey, I came up with what you say
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[applause]
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I came up with a name seriously If there are
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girls, we’ll call Elya
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Why don’t I know, well, after the belly is in the
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shape of an ellipse,
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Elya turns out there is no chance of another
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name was not right
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boy, you choose If boy, I do
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n’t [ __ ] know, let the Russian
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name Ivan Ivan be fine
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Listen Okay,
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what was
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the idea born?
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And if we leave Russia for another
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country, we haven’t yet chosen which country,
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wait, the very essence will be dual
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citizenship for the child Yes, everything is correct,
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Let’s bring the Globe
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it’s more convenient on the globe Yes, because I
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somehow took the card, she started
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Oh, here’s the Globe I bought,
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thank God, it’s also a Bar, of course, you’re
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lucky,
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where are you? Why, I’ll just sniff the
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cork, so we’ll close it. Oh, come on,
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what’s random or what’s random,
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it’ll be interesting, oops
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l [ __ ], let's move on
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Well, we agreed that we are still in the
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fourth month, she doesn't hear anything,
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of course we have two cancellations, there are two cancellations, the
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first cancellation has already taken place, which Nepal is
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spinning correctly?
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I’ll always end up in Nepal.
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Come on, I’m thinking about how I came; the map, of course, is that well,
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you can’t be wrong. And I can
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get out of it. Well, let’s get out of
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it. Stop at any moment
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now, now, I’ll stop here, now.
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Run here, don’t fall. Let’s move on. Yeah,
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stop, the
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United
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States
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is going where we’re going. you're
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not in yours,
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okay, you
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have to
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Sorry, here's your passport, a visa
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was refused
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[applause]
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Yes, go back, turn off mother, go back, it's denied Come on
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And what are we going to do here in Istanbul on the transfer
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You tell him that I'm already in my ninth month I do
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n't have I'm in right now at the airport
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I have two questions
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So the first is why do they get a visa to America
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at the Istanbul airport? The
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second is what should we really do? Well,
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look at the situation we are in. Well,
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what do I not understand? Well, he
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knows something in two languages, let’s split it, let’s
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go, I don’t know, we’ll stay here this is
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probably necessary for some time. Well,
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spend some time here, then maybe another
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question in Istanbul, it’s beautiful,
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Asian culture, stop here for you
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and the Grand Bazaar and the glass, we’ll take a
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beautiful walk. We’ll take a ride on the tram. Did
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n’t you look,
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why did you connect everything there? It’s very beautiful
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Yes I’m here,
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well, there are
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nine people left in the class,
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I mean, but who doesn’t offend me?
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You disappear somewhere.
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Well, no one wants to.
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Well, I once said, don’t offend me,
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my dad will take you and Well, we had 42
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students. Listen, who do you even work for?
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well, 33 people are relaxing there, well, they are relaxing, it’s a
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miracle, too, damn it, well, I don’t know if you want, I
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’ll find you friends myself, I was good friends, what do I want to be
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friends with my people,
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but just Tell me who you work for
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Well, it’s not time to know yet But we have an essay
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in Turkish Where does my dad work
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essay in Turkish Of course
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Hello mom, dear Elechka,
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and dad and I have news for you
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I know
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these rules: one person disappears, another
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appears
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Let's come up with a name for your brother
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Ivan
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My daughter
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Well, just hypothetically And if there is
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a girl,
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you want a namesake,
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she won’t offer any other options Well,
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Elechka is beautiful name noyalechka beautiful
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wonderful
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there is one boy at school
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seriously Tell me Well why tell it
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simply Well don’t touch him
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Well yes Well I even have a little offense the
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truth is that she should live her own life
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You know who I work for I’m
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fine I don’t know
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that’s just Well obviously I wrote a subscription and
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not a disclosure Well, I thought I was signing a
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subscription in the marriage contract, I waved
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that I swear I swear I swear I won’t
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tell anyone yet, it’s not time yet The time will come and you
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’ll find out everything
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bye bye rest
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[applause]
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I didn’t just give her ice cream
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nothing you’re silent
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calling I say your name is like Tamir
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Tomir of
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the statues
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there is vitamin Tamir Tutuev Tutuev indigenous
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of course you the residents here have
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already arrived before giving my
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daughter Ice Cream Well licked it a couple of times
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That is, you gave my daughter ice cream
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which you have already licked
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or
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poisoned if poisoned you know what I’m
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doing with children like you
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they are moving to this area of
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Istanbul
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Get up Damir let's go Yes you untie
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first with a chair you can't get up here
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please let's go Let's go on the road let's go on
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horseback mirhabe What do you have toxicosis
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come out
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Well I took the test
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[applause]
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yes yes you are with me the best player of the crocodile
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Well, let's talk about
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what
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Let's come up with names
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Come on If it's a boy, then there's peace
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now I'm there Mestamirovich Tamirovich And
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if
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we don't choose a surname, if it's a girl,
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then the world
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[applause]
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Well, don't, here we go
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[applause]
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Africa
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I'm in the service I'm
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[applause] ]
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Well, you can’t call this area a
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normal
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state, you’re a goat, you’re a goat, you’re a goat, you
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called me to [ __ ] on my area, can you hear me,
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but your grandmother lives as a freak, that’s why it’s
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common here
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Look at the street Well, look at yours Where do you
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live Where do you live in an elite area [ __ ] area
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I got it no [ __ ] what an elite [ __ ]
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I'm talking about this area I was born in it I
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went to school in it we had 42 at
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graduation There were two of us I got the lesson this is mine Are
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you pawing at me Where are you on the knee for a
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cup he grab the coffee drink from a cup
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Turkish Greek correctly
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Yes, if I fell in love with everyone who
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crap in my area
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and the chick swam Let's play this
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game Come on Hey MFC
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[music]
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he always picks up the phone
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Hello My beloved daughter hello hello
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you listen
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Dad you're one minute away as always from the
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meeting place, of course,
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in a black car, of course,
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I thought it wouldn’t come to this,
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but again I’ll
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die in girls, people need to be punished for
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such an attitude.
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Nothing, nothing, of course they leave
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[music]
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Yeah, Elechka, we have love Elya, I love my
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heart, my soul, I’m composing a song for you
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on the move
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[applause]
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[applause]
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[applause]
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and Of course
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I even hate
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at least one doctor there is here in
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my opinion everyone breathe breathe
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Yes damn doctor
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where do you walk where I walk hard
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Do what I will do
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[music]
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Get my Elya
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Where are you
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[applause ]
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hold on
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come on
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[applause]
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Give liu mothers wo
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n't fit into all this Mothers
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Give Hey liu mothers are idiots
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[applause]
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I'm a father
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[applause]
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What legs
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What fingers What call your
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grandparents say 106 kilograms
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[applause]
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Oh where was he
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not born also the groom who will get
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My daughter
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don’t tell me at all Let’s wash her Wash
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Yes, I myself
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[applause]
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[applause]
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I took
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a leave for 4 hours What do you mean there are no contractions
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[laughter]
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[music]
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I can’t look at this Let’s wait a little
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longer
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I’ll smoke I’m coming back she should already be
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she at least had a daughter if it’s him no
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I want a daughter
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smoking is harmful father
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[applause]
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mother said that you went out to smoke
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[applause]
00:29:46
Hello Tamir
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Hello I’m a chicken I’m
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going to school
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I’m sitting here it’s
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already
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turning out How many years 15 probably
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what are you you say ice cream, you let her
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lick the ice cream and I, in short, Elya
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Elya tried to come up with some kind of name-calling, I couldn’t think of
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anything to say about her, I’m
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just a fool, he said after school, they waited
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here and took you by the way, you know everyone
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there, well, 30 guys, the girls are normal,
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I just didn’t like her One day I let it be written off
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I said that I don’t have spare Socks
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here and of course the girls are all here I
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just ended up taller than her in physical education for
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no reason at all
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and what are you saying You still love her
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No,
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look, that’s
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why we have so many baths in
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the apartment
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boys how are you here we don't talk to her
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don't say anything I don't say just don't
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say crawls away We were swimming
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I was just walking walking looking at the
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bookcase he pressed he drove away I
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want something from us Again father
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You're warm here
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in Turkey everything is warm
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Okay, I
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went
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to my colleague at the MFC, you can
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pick it up if necessary, it’s you
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Who are
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you What’s your name What’s your
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name What’s your name
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What’s your name No I do
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n’t want to go anywhere else
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your name What’s your name What’s
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your name The
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guy ran up and
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said something Peace
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Well That’s how I imagined the story
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about ice cream was told by Tamir your name
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turns out yes, forget about the MFC,
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it turns out well Yes yes
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[applause]
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30 people
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listen
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I finished reading the script of your film
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and you didn’t confuse Tamir and Emir
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anywhere
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[applause]
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[music]
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and all the names a little changed, you
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understand there, in fact, the most important
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catch is that a girl was born in one Russian family
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and a boy was born in another Turkish family. They
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just get to this description of nature
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and then they met each other, they didn’t like it at all, it
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opens
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and after that they, well, something
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happened there you read I don’t want to tell you everything right away
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and then they
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got married together
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listen
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Well then, maybe we’ll cut out the chapter about
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Tamir’s ice cream, it will turn out
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better just
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trust me trust me
00:35:18
let’s Okay the main question I don’t want to
00:35:21
finish reading Who’s her dad let’s
00:35:33
go watch all the episodes before
00:35:37
on YouTube free application The Home
00:35:39
link in the description
00:35:42
Let's go you could have said here Well
00:35:45
Let's go
00:35:52
[applause]
00:36:07
Hello to the Hadri district
00:36:16
I know your daughter
00:36:20
15 Lira
00:36:22
please
00:36:24
You should move from that area
00:36:28
why is this even where you know my
00:36:32
daughter Let's communicate like this, it's
00:36:33
more convenient
00:36:36
I'm a lot who knows
00:36:40
in the area
00:36:43
she holds it, so to speak, has
00:36:53
n’t learned it yet
00:36:57
Wait a second What’s
00:37:05
my name MADI
00:37:07
Madi yes
00:37:09
wait you know my daughter Yes
00:37:13
Elya Yes my daughter What do you say she’s a
00:37:17
district that’s a district in the sense that I’m in the district
00:37:19
Many people know what that means what is she what is
00:37:22
she what What is she
00:37:25
to the taxi driver you can directly tell the maximum
00:37:32
[music]
00:37:38
Well yes your daughter
00:37:41
we how could this happen but she is
00:37:46
strict
00:37:48
How strict we are we are talking about one thing or
00:37:52
not strict but strict is not a quality
00:37:56
But some people like it so
00:38:00
wait
00:38:06
you can go talk
00:38:09
[laughter]
00:38:11
I can’t go When my daughter
00:38:16
is like that there Why come out I’ll go
00:38:21
talk to my daughter come out here you are
00:38:24
five years old I haven’t taken you a third of the way Go
00:38:26
to your Where you were supposed to
00:38:29
don’t care
00:38:34
[music]
00:38:38
listen
00:38:43
Well you’ve already written 8 thousand pages
00:38:47
[ __ ] this scene about MADI
00:38:52
[applause]
00:38:56
you understand me when It’s hard for me to
00:38:59
stop I think I’ll
00:39:10
walk at
00:39:12
the beginning so I confused the world with the emir
00:39:16
Well, yes,
00:39:18
I’m already
00:39:21
here
00:39:24
I have a suspicion that
00:39:25
no one will read until this moment So to be
00:39:29
honest, I’m already there and I write all the [ __ ]
00:39:31
there further I also wrote a crossword puzzle,
00:39:36
okay, it’s great that you told me
00:39:38
in the smoking room who her father is, well, a
00:39:41
strong
00:39:43
move here
00:39:46
so that people find out,
00:39:49
I created a call for the opening to yell at everyone
00:39:52
Listen, I know, well, you know, but people are
00:39:56
like I’m sorry Sorry I will do this for
00:39:58
the first and last time,
00:40:01
this is for you that Kolobok, where everything is clear
00:40:06
from the bottom of the barrel, is silver and
00:40:09
shame should be on page nine thousand,
00:40:14
please add the ending where it
00:40:17
becomes clear who her father did
00:40:20
without new heroes
00:40:24
until tomorrow
00:40:29
[applause]
00:40:40
nothing is
00:40:42
a fool, you are a fool,
00:40:45
you are not a fool I can do it without you
00:40:53
Yes, he will open You know who You are I don’t
00:40:56
know
00:41:00
Well, who got the important ones
00:41:05
says I signed the document He’s
00:41:07
walking around I don’t know something Well the
00:41:10
taxi driver’s cap comes home How do I know who I’m
00:41:13
walking with you just to
00:41:15
find out
00:41:16
Yes I live for Why am I telling this stupid story
00:41:19
about Emir? Why am I telling it everywhere?
00:41:22
Well, it doesn’t end with anything. We
00:41:25
had a fight, everyone left. And who is
00:41:27
yours?
00:41:29
You told everyone that we had a fight and left.
00:41:32
Well, we left then.
00:41:33
We then,
00:41:35
by the way, how you ran away,
00:41:39
everyone ran away.
00:41:43
Who is he? Let’s call let's ask [ __ ]
00:41:59
everyone ran away
00:42:01
everyone ran away every single one of them all Well, why
00:42:06
didn't I put this little book back everyone
00:42:08
run away yes daughter Hello
00:42:13
we need to have a serious talk seriously
00:42:16
talk
00:42:19
what it is there But you know what I want to
00:42:23
say what do you want to say that I'm
00:42:25
already starting to get a little- a little bit
00:42:27
from these little secrets of yours
00:42:35
What kind of floor lamp are you talking to? Daughter,
00:42:37
what are you beautiful with a beautiful floor lamp? You do
00:42:41
n’t have any friends or something,
00:42:51
I don’t call my name the first time Who do
00:42:54
you work
00:42:58
well daughter, I’ve been waiting for a long time, only honestly,
00:43:01
well, only honestly the floor lamp tells me
00:43:05
got to the bottom of it It's beautiful
00:43:08
he's cool he's so
00:43:12
[applause]
00:43:15
[music]
00:43:20
[applause]
00:43:23
I understand
00:43:25
[applause]
00:43:27
just Tell me who you are please
00:43:34
[applause]
00:43:48
[applause] that's who
00:43:52
said it all
00:43:57
I
00:44:03
won't say it out loud Lord yes
00:44:07
Someone read it It’s
00:44:16
so good that
00:44:22
Let’s swear, swear, or went to the wrong place
00:44:27
in memory of your father, about mine, never
00:44:31
never ever tell anyone under any
00:44:34
circumstances who he lived
00:44:36
took loved what to do
00:45:08
[applause]

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