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Нежная королева
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уральские пельмени 2021
Подарок на 8е марта
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Теща на воздушном шаре
Египетская история
Парочка и корпоратив
стс медиа
андрей рожков
юлия михалкова
илана юрьева
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уральские пельмени лучшее
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[music]
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[music]
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[applause]
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I'm
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accurate dear friends we are glad to
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see you on our new show called the
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gentle queen, today's concert is
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dedicated to women and that's why
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we chose the appropriate name because every
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woman dreams of being a queen so that
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now everyone brought for work everyone
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cleaned you, dressed you, fed you, and all this is
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only because you are who you are
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and we men actually want to give
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you such a holiday every day, but we have
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a lot to do and we ourselves must understand,
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so we chose only one day
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of the year, but what a holiday it is, the eighth of
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March, and we even made this day a
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non-working day, so as not to work, so as not to
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work, but to devote it entirely to you,
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because on this day every woman
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is waiting for a holiday and our queen is no
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exception,
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queen,
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turn around, the lips of the
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holiday rolled out, although it’s
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ready everything, mother, all the attributes on March 8th, we’ve
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already gathered, they can’t wait, so why are
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you hesitating to carry and on Ali, the heat
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wanted to apologize, everything will be as you
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want, let’s start with a good mood
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[applause]
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finally, a good mood, I’ll find
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you, are you some guests then his head
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hurts, he broke down again for the extra
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pounds, I need to calm down, I’m
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not your queen or punishment right
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[music] the
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next darling is given, darling, I’m no longer a
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brute, well of course then a bouquet of flowers oh [
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applause]
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what a big beautiful one, how wonderful
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it smells, oh my god, just wait let's go
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vidal
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added
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hello right away the restaurant beatings
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we'll dance or break a little for example the
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life of someone
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who looks askance at the bouquet
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excuse you who am I
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slight intoxication
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[music]
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sitting on get up you're the best at
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dancing to my dear accountant
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won't you find a little black dress
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useful for she won’t fit on me, she’s in
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danger of becoming important,
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my queen, I don’t know what they
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told you, but you don’t have to put me on, you can’t at least put it on your
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leg, somehow I
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immediately wanted to, no one is going anywhere,
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my queen, tomorrow morning, jogging,
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then pilates, then yoga, then pool and
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in the evening with a light fruit dinner and I
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understand you, my willpower is gone, I’m your
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self-deception and
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believe me, everything will work out for you and I adore
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you, don’t go far from me until the
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stage for smart people there’s shish kebab on chiburi in
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Adjara
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Ossetian pie taga let’s take a big
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one let's kill everything so big a cup of
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aromatic hot buried no I
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don't eat that now I'm losing weight tomorrow
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he drives everyone to the gym and
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the moon I stay in my place with everything
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and so let me go to the queen and
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who are you calling your ex you so
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what now -that’s off topic, listen, well, I’m
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always off topic,
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call me, but my queen doesn’t know, I
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beg you,
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queen, don’t call, please, listen,
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pride, shouldn’t you go, you know where he
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gives the title only from there,
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he’s waiting, well, maybe first, if you
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write a mask, no, the queen, no, we they
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already wrote this bastard didn’t tweet us,
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he just read it, sits and roars in
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the corner, don’t call, you don’t exceed the
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ideal amount of time, you didn’t
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call him for 16 hours, call him, let me have my
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title next to you, and you know what, in short, I’ve
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long wanted to tell you about yours
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I didn’t understand anything about my ex, but it doesn’t matter,
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you’re the whole shoulder, I’ll now call shame,
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he’ll throw you all out into the street, well, except for
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you, the handsome guy was
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defeated back in 2005 at
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the graduation,
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wait, where’s the festive mood, we
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started to quarrel, but she disappeared somewhere, she
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gives where I
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found it here Ural
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music] [
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applause]
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[music]
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but you thought of it, you know, and you gave
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gold pendants to everyone, that’s how this morning I gave you the
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same pendants as me, why do
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they have the same diamond nickname?
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then without
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[music]
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what are you doing
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problems at work tax office worse
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the office burned down even worse what could be worse
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gifts for employees choosing for March 8th
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the director of the day a full team of women
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but what he decided to do but what he decided to do you know and you
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give gold pendants to everyone that’s how he
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gave them to you in the morning
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that is everyone has the same pendants as me,
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why do they have the same ones in diamond com
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you will have something without
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understanding, well, what do you say it’s a
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bad gift
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because you can’t
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give women the same pendants, but what can you
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give women the same but
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mugs,
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magnets, handles, in general, you have to give different ones to everyone, then
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I’m still I came up with this, I’ve
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already broken my head,
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let’s help, let’s help, you
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always help me, he says what to give to you on March 8,
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since you’re there chipping in 350
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thousand
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150 thousand, how many women are there 53 and
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men, how many men are there,
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how many fewer are there by 52,
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that is, you’re the only men 53 women, well, yes, well,
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I’m the director,
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why didn’t you tell me about your
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work, I never tell you the gifts you
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need to choose and what you gave them last time,
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last time it was easier, I
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gave them rings, they’re all unmarried, I’m
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glad that everyone is unmarried, what years
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why everyone then but there are also married people,
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they just don’t wear rings and behave like
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unmarried people and drink like the last
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time, let’s start with these,
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which are married people who behave like
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unmarried people,
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although there is something original and unusual so that
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they will be surprised, we will
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give a reprimand,
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dismissal,
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this is unusual and not to be very surprised
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this rock can’t be the same to give away
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dismiss them using different methods for different
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items,
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who is there even further accounting department can
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these pendants why do they need pendants accounting department we’ll
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give 5 liters of whiskey and pay for
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karaoke that’s all,
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why else 5 liters of claims they ordered a cooler with
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vodka
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why do they need a cooler of summaries so not hot they
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drink usually don’t take
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anything don’t give them they still won’t remember
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what it was given to them next what’s next
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lawyer Alevtina Vasilievna
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Alevtina Vasilievna
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where you need to give a good gift give
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her once in the garden and a typewriter to roll up the cans
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how old and 25 and the
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elevator it’s strong 25 well yes but that’s it it’s
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true that the machine remains a seedling,
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let’s move on, just now, let’s
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start at age
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63,
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good age
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53, who is Lenusya the
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IT guy,
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so what are we going to give to Lenusya and the IT guy,
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63 years old, maybe a lens for the
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monitor,
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he already has two lenses on the monitor,
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plus 5 each
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some incomprehensible employees by ear
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there are photographs there giving I'll show let's
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show Vera Vasilyevna the economic
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department
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thriller Vasilyevna is like, well, why
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spoil the leaders pendant
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no to her pancake frying pan
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Zhanna Potapovna marketing department
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this is a pendant this set of graters
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next what's there Valentina Borisovna the
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chief technologist of this gave the lids for
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containers recruitment
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who is recruiting you you are the
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HR department Artur Vazgenovich so
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you said traction man why Arthur
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doesn’t chip in for gifts for you he
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quit on March 7th
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every year he does this so let’s see
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who else is there Artur Vazgenovich recruited
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here’s Connor’s woman and
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what a kovno a good life
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and how Arthur Vazgenovich
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took it, his
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sister gave it to him, she
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took it,
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drink a pendant,
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and you can even have 2 pendants,
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and I even know that I’ll make him my secretary,
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and so my secretary
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deserved three pendants then,
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let’s continue to look at
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the rest of you there, like Snezhana
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Potapovna or something Babayka Narai Kovno
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like Snezhana Potapom the
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doll's head is gone, just prepared the money,
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come here,
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I'll buy them gifts myself, I'll buy all of your snow for
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us Potapov, we're just going to the household
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goods store on the
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way, I'll come in and buy some pendants, come on, let's have a
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canary in your soul, but if you don't
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take the money for everyone, you'll still have pendants a
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real man should not have any money left after March 8
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause] [
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music] [
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applause] [
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music]
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yes [
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music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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this is about
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apparently the same pike that is called pike
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at my behest, give my husband
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the brains so that he doesn’t spend 5,200 on all sorts of
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crap
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[music]
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the man who gave the girl the universe
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is tired of paying the mortgage,
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dear, everything I’m at home with what to feed you I already
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want this and this is a wobbler I’m not
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like this is a wobbler I’m in in the check I read the
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word wobbler there are no complaints about the
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number
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5 200
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200 but well tell me then what a
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wobbler is a wobbler but we have fish to catch all the
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fish in the world
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it’s about we see this very pike
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which at the behest of the pike according to my
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wish give my husband brains so that he doesn’t
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waste 5,200 for all sorts of crap
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here you start, why are we dimming a kilogram of pike
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150 rubles instead of this,
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buy a wobbler 104 kilograms of pike you can
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catch 104 kilograms of pike with this crap,
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this is also a simple choice, but it’s
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always the same every time, well, it’s not the most
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expensive there by the way, there is where there is a
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special store where there are
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also special stores for this garbage and of course,
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Lord, I can imagine what kind of store this is for
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His Excellency the plumber plaque-fly
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[music] [
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music] if you please,
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it’s either smoke a cigar
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or more than that seriously destroys the body
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let’s this is after the wedding, let's start the
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presentation, please,
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my God, my God, what a beauty, well,
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tell the loader to unload the money from the carts,
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or I'll write out a check,
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people say that the effectiveness of this and the
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gear is exaggerated, the price is inflated,
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the money was taken by the villains, and what are you
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asking people about, let's turn to to
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the original source
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[music]
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the hook of this magical tackle tickles pleasantly in
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winter without forcing you to ignore other
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similar devices,
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but this is nonsense, what kind of key does a friend have again,
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giving 200 for some piece of hardware is not
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nonsense about this, it’s not nonsense with him, I’m delirious, but I
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understand, I understand, you not the most bought you they
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forced
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you to offend Don Alejandro [ __ ] Hen Mukhin
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tell me [ __ ] Hen Don Alejandro looks like a
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balloon
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so why are you trying to inflate him
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why are you not keeping your promise and asking they
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say you wanted to buy a
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wobbler not from me but from the Chinese for 300
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rubles I
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mean I wanted to but I didn’t want to
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never happen again only
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you have no Chinese for 300
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only you have for 3000 only three thousand
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was yesterday
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today 5 200
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will be 8 or your family will go to feed the
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fish
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[music]
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family plaques on mukhina pleasantly tickles
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zed
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between than questions please your
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ready for too let's experience with the card I
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wrote off today 10,000 the report is like that, well,
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I did my nails in the sense that I did my
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nails and
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I didn’t want to, what’s the
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task like, well, in a circle you have to do it for
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ten thousand, well, do the nails that are already you
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had to
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wait 3 weeks for the rest of your life,
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that is, you do your nails every three weeks for 10,000, the one
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that already seems to be there, you
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just don’t like the natural one, you
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do something new for 10,000 every three weeks, it’s
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beautiful, I
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can’t imagine who can persuade a
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normal person for such a deal, in general,
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I I think I know someone could be
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[laughter]
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I will take your soul plaques for Mukhina,
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what do you want in return I want to look
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so that my husband always thinks about me,
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always strives for stones and wants to
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take possession of me, so let the deal be done in your opinion
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[laughter ]
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no no no I didn’t mean
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[music] I’ve
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still done it give me back
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everything can’t be undone I’m ready to
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pay any price please then then you
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’ll do it for 10,000 for the rest of your life
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[applause]
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it’s not like that at all it wasn’t a taxi
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already from here to pay and where are
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you in it, time for sex, the
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sushi option is all different, I got married to you,
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we’re like going fishing, we’ll go there
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in the evening, and you’re like a fish, and
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I have a wobbler
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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[ music]
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this is a yoga pose called cat face to the
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floor I can’t feel my back at all anymore
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help articles
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[music]
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anyone who has
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ever plugged a flash drive into a system unit under the table can do yoga yes I am it
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you or what I’m planning just clothes piled up in a
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pile all that stuff yoga and their
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pose is called the cat Maldives gender
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I feel my back passed
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help the article
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people don’t numb us
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but she says it from the pen it’s normal
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the legs are here but they should be numb it was
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drying flowing it’s your birthday when
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doing yoga it’s all normal there’s no
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birthday gate day and thank you body they
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drove us to the bar as usual
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[laughter]
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the shorter I won’t answer this year
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and I won’t
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drink I mean Pechorin today you don’t drink tomorrow
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why will you become a vegan I’m a vegan and
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Lana is vegan and I’m a vegan we’re vegans man
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why are you meeting here for only a week you're
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already a vegan and a yogi, then you
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'll start shaving your legs, that a man should eat meat,
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meat so that you understand what this
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animal corpse is about, Island hello, and you said
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nothing,
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meat is animal corpses, and beer is
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animal blood, that it's a plant
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product, my grandfather drank it he smoked until he was 90 years old
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and lived to see what happened to him, why did he go drunk and get
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beer?
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let me guess, but you probably
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don’t even kiss the exiled one, why, well, lips are
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meat,
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sleep together, well,
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I sleep on a yoga mat on the balcony in
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style, Ilana says there and harden my
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back, very useful, well done, Ilana, well
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done, she quickly taught you the mat and
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will put a tray for you In general, you won’t have to go anywhere, it turns out you
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can’t do it today,
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come on after tomorrow then you can come
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to my place for the wake, I
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feel an accident, what a friend
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got under the heel of a
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hard, really beautiful tablet, it’s better to
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stop, then you understand that Ilana
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cleared your brains, she cleaned Vitalik out of her
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pockets happiness cleanses your brains
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you called home called Vitalik
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of course somewhere to call him that
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he sold his phone so that Elani could
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buy earrings
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wait a minute I bought the elite and the earring
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gave me money for the earring
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here terraces de dodo card
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pin code
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2377 yes come on
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Ilana called and even I didn’t
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congratulate you on your birthday, yes no, but
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on the pilgrimage,
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she will eat you,
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okay, vegan, she doesn’t eat meat,
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like you, you’re not meat, you’re a vegetable,
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I understand why she made you a vegan,
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so that you spend less money on meat and
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more money, look at her
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there they wrote off a thousand please the
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volcanic eruption started, that's it, give it up,
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you're just delirious, listen to me, I
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understand women like you
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understand, you still live with your mother, there has
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n't really been a relationship, well, maybe that's
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why it hasn't happened, I
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just understand it through and through I see okay, in short, you’re a
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vegan, you don’t drink, I understand everything, let’s
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jump into a car now, let’s go to the river, we’ll sit
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in nature, we’ll fry celery, we won’t
00:26:40
be able to fry it, we won’t chew the
00:26:46
car raw, no sense, Ilana sold the car, it’s a
00:26:49
diesel car, it polluted the
00:26:51
atmosphere a lot and she sold it and sold it
00:26:54
for money you have the car, she has
00:27:00
it, yes, of course, they bent it over with the cat’s
00:27:04
face on the floor and
00:27:06
didn’t even feel anything like
00:27:10
that anymore, and in general, you need to
00:27:12
part with it before it’s too late,
00:27:14
otherwise the yoga mat is unity and the
00:27:16
essence will remain
00:27:19
somehow maybe this is something to
00:27:21
talk about, what to talk about, tribute to arguments 1000
00:27:23
sold your car, didn’t return the money, called on happy
00:27:26
birthday, didn’t congratulate you, this is
00:27:28
normal at all, no attitude at all, such as
00:27:31
you understand, and you, like a cobra,
00:27:35
curl under her tune, you need to sting and
00:27:38
crawl away as soon as I personally have such a
00:27:42
dad from my mother left, stung and crawled away
00:27:45
I should also do so to say about it I
00:27:47
don’t know at all who say it I want to
00:27:50
eat meat you want to eat meat I want it I
00:27:54
definitely want it
00:27:56
so tell me wash it so let’s give tribute
00:28:05
and drown it out heap I’ll take your life and
00:28:08
man you’re a man and in the spring man,
00:28:11
hello
00:28:13
from tulle, not everyone is having fun, hello, why are you a
00:28:18
worm, your charms don’t work on me,
00:28:21
leaving, it’s so good that you’re here, I’m waiting for
00:28:24
her, such a cool surprise, let’s prepare a
00:28:27
controlled one for her birthday, I bought an
00:28:29
electric mobile, brand new, I can imagine, yes, it
00:28:32
turned out so funny, not a thousand, not
00:28:35
enough, had to just take the cards,
00:28:39
how inconvenient it turned out or not, it’s
00:28:42
ok, I’ve already returned a thousand to him
00:28:44
because they gave me such a cool cashback there, yes, wow, you are you, you’re just
00:28:49
better, you’re the
00:28:53
best Lana, that’s the kind of woman you’re better, an
00:28:58
expensive, very expensive gift, give
00:29:01
him a wimp with brains I
00:29:03
'm afraid he won't survive 100 we need to prepare
00:29:06
him go to the car go to the car seat
00:29:08
get down I'll get him ready now we'll come
00:29:10
no I want to see his reactions
00:29:13
from the car look even the main thing was
00:29:16
you building yes wait a minute acceptance everything
00:29:18
I would I'll tell you everything as it is everything is ready
00:29:20
bodies on it on this and this is me, in general, I want to
00:29:24
eat
00:29:26
not only throw out and meat from the counter there, all this
00:29:29
and I want to drink everything that
00:29:31
burns and foams there, this is it and I want a
00:29:33
diesel thief to the drivers so that
00:29:35
it growls at me and I don’t want to smoke the sky, in
00:29:37
general, this and the rug is also mine, in general, we’re
00:29:39
parting, I’ll eat everything for you and the cross, and
00:29:42
surprise,
00:29:46
he did yoga according to your scheme and with his face to the
00:29:50
floor, and apparently they have blood in the face and their ancestors
00:29:53
didn’t
00:29:54
tell me to finish,
00:29:57
I said I checked, I checked you
00:30:01
Danya, I’m more to the right, you passed the test guys,
00:30:04
2020 was also a year of divorces, this is
00:30:08
ready for a new vector, ask how well done you are, what a happy
00:30:11
birthday, well, for
00:30:14
advice, yes, love, I love the
00:30:19
distant one, what an
00:30:21
interesting friend you have, it’s interesting, but
00:30:25
lonely, there’s a lot of free time gets
00:30:28
into other people's attitude listening to me there
00:30:31
is a friend there is a lonely Irka remember Irka and Skyeng
00:30:35
this is the one who is a Hare Krishna raw foodist lives mom
00:30:38
doesn't understand anything
00:30:39
will be an ideal couple
00:30:44
[music] [applause]
00:30:50
[music]
00:30:57
[applause] [music]
00:31:06
you, my God,
00:31:08
how comfortable the cart is
00:31:11
grocery store now you can
00:31:14
go for groceries not every day once in an
00:31:16
idea
00:31:19
[music]
00:31:21
he [
00:31:25
music]
00:31:30
comes out
00:31:32
wai wai young people leave what kind of
00:31:36
surprise you have prepared for me again on
00:31:39
March 8 zetec my dear
00:31:43
amaras I comply and snowmobile no pinball
00:31:49
rafting picture rope park world what
00:31:53
touch touch and announced interesting that
00:31:56
interesting some kind of fence this is this and
00:32:00
in the octagon there are no fights without rules no
00:32:04
everyone open your eyes look
00:32:07
wow my god
00:32:10
how comfortable the cart
00:32:14
is now you can’t
00:32:16
go shopping for groceries every day and since the pilot is not gay
00:32:20
al hakka cart good answer
00:32:24
no lobster strong this is me
00:32:27
giving you a flight in a hot air balloon stratosphere on the eighth of March to my beloved auntie
00:32:35
oh oh kim really touched me and day
00:32:40
like balloons don’t fly the stratosphere this one
00:32:43
will fly yes
00:32:44
here I removed all the sensors fire
00:32:49
golden you’re my son-in-law winning a ya vot I
00:32:53
’ve been living here for four years and I’m still not
00:32:55
tired of
00:32:57
all the gifts I
00:32:59
like I like your gift
00:33:02
skydiving Dori in Moscow City it’s a
00:33:06
pity that both parachutes didn’t open but
00:33:10
I’m in the trampoline park in the wards I
00:33:13
agree I agree the parachutes let me down you
00:33:16
gave me a bungee jump let’s
00:33:19
like it I just took it when
00:33:21
the ground began to fly up, I saw that the
00:33:23
ropes were in the wrong direction,
00:33:26
one yarith tied up in a tree, it got caught in a tree, it
00:33:32
was a good idea, it was a good idea, and what are you
00:33:35
now in leggings too, they
00:33:38
melted
00:33:39
like a sauna gift to me, and there the temperature
00:33:43
jumped up to 300 degrees,
00:33:45
you all jumped to me every since you
00:33:48
surprise me every time that
00:33:52
system is very golden take Vitenka from me
00:33:56
just heaps who I’m young
00:34:00
it’s only I want to see and I don’t understand
00:34:02
how I’ll go back down on it but it’s
00:34:05
very simple here’s a special stick with a
00:34:11
nail at the end
00:34:14
when the height the meter will go off scale, you will shout into this ball
00:34:18
again, and the ball will begin to slowly
00:34:21
descend, it won’t take it, it will explode, bury itself
00:34:25
and with hot gases it will
00:34:28
push you down like a rocket, just not from the top
00:34:32
down to the ground, but I am there, I won’t poke you,
00:34:34
if you don’t poke you, I’ll lock myself in with the gravity of
00:34:37
the moon on the moon
00:34:40
rally there is only oxygen, then there’s
00:34:45
no yellow oxygen at the top of the plane, there’s no yellow oxygen,
00:34:48
well, come on then, everything’s fine, but I’ll put it
00:34:52
where the rack is, there’s no, and I’m there with these
00:34:54
planets, we have
00:34:56
special baskets with an enlarged view,
00:35:00
but
00:35:02
what about Vitya, and here let’s
00:35:05
hold on to the edge of the stores hold
00:35:07
see the nails small satin let's
00:35:09
stand on the nails like this and like this
00:35:15
[applause]
00:35:18
I also like this review better
00:35:21
what a wonderful convenient you are very
00:35:24
comfortable 48 Chechen it doesn't break
00:35:27
perfectly ah vid of the day I then mean I then
00:35:31
eat the bag in your hand it and and
00:35:33
that's why the base 5 in the package you
00:35:35
will find the necessary things
00:35:38
a flashlight then why do you see it was
00:35:40
missing when you gave me a quest in the
00:35:43
petting zoo
00:35:46
inside the anaconda
00:35:48
I then without a flashlight somehow found a way out because
00:35:51
on the computer it was very small for you
00:35:54
I’ll say the first locanda, so this is a
00:35:59
Spartak fan scarf, why the hell did it
00:36:02
come in handy when you gave me tickets
00:36:05
to us for football and accidentally in the wrong
00:36:07
fan fan zone you were the only one who barely fought off
00:36:11
okay, the chair breaks off easily,
00:36:14
we are young people’s skulls, fragile
00:36:18
men from other people’s bodies,
00:36:20
get [ __ ] a
00:36:23
note with home address why did she
00:36:25
think to live came in handy after the bungee
00:36:29
I gave up creating it,
00:36:33
come on, what are you, let's get ready,
00:36:36
I was preparing while I'm preparing the scarf, I'll lighten the basket,
00:36:40
what are you doing, why lighten
00:36:42
the ball, so that it will relieve the shock sharp,
00:36:45
fly faster, so that between the floor it will be
00:36:48
faster slipped through like between lightning,
00:36:51
but no, it’s threatening a wedding, and soon it
00:36:54
will be
00:36:55
specially prepared
00:37:04
to launch everything so that you, the same money
00:37:07
will fly 10 times longer, well done, I’ll go around the body, I did
00:37:11
n’t understand howl, everything is
00:37:14
fine, but there are two lightnings, the avshar will hit,
00:37:17
we won’t hit you lightning rod for the day there
00:37:22
will be dangers the gift will
00:37:26
be safety he will be safe and I will be
00:37:30
safe and you will hold on without payment
00:37:49
[applause] what a
00:37:54
beauty this is
00:37:57
and the flashlight was useful for a reason I took what to
00:38:02
think and I’m a fool and I don’t understand anything I
00:38:05
understand everything it’s just the only
00:38:08
opportunity for people to travel my
00:38:10
age
00:38:11
for having a son-in-law like me
00:38:17
[music]
00:38:19
Skopina of course but the inventor
00:38:22
[music]
00:38:23
he’s a ball I won’t poke the ball I’ll fly to the moon
00:38:27
maybe life is easier there
00:38:31
[applause] [music
00:38:33
] [
00:38:42
applause] [
00:38:45
music]
00:38:46
[applause]
00:38:47
[music ]
00:38:49
[applause]
00:38:54
[music]
00:38:55
[applause]
00:39:00
[music]
00:39:02
you find out carefully look at the
00:39:04
stop is prohibited by
00:39:07
the horned
00:39:10
[music]
00:39:21
it has been noticed that the most rumpled ones are usually taken as witnesses, well,
00:39:27
sign here and go before him
00:39:30
to sign your protocol, I won’t do this
00:39:32
when it’s nonsense of signing you refuses how
00:39:34
I call witnesses, draw up a protocol, we will
00:39:36
meet in court, call
00:39:39
me 2 asanas and there is a car, at least a shadow from
00:39:42
Sagan, give me two passengers before witnesses
00:39:45
to give a hood from Russia, a stack is
00:39:47
prohibited, what the hell is this nonsense, I
00:39:49
repeat again, I need to go, I have very
00:39:50
little time, baby eat very quickly,
00:39:52
sign up, studied Dima, what are you
00:39:56
doing here, I just flew to Saratov for the symposium
00:40:00
before
00:40:02
Saratov, I was
00:40:05
late for the plane, I left for the plane, I
00:40:08
think of course the symposium must be bleeding from the
00:40:10
nose, I’m in the car and it’s 2000 km to Saratov,
00:40:14
so wait,
00:40:16
first of all, Saratov, you left for a week back
00:40:19
and
00:40:20
secondly, [ __ ] you called me from the Saratov
00:40:26
highway; Saratov called yesterday; the
00:40:29
battery ran out; I forgot to charge the phone
00:40:32
at the airport; I have to call you every
00:40:34
day; I rushed from Saratov back to the
00:40:37
airport; it’s charging; I took the plane;
00:40:42
I’m already talking nonsense; do
00:40:44
you hear there will be a signature, yes wait, I
00:40:47
already signed one document at the registry office 15 years
00:40:49
ago,
00:40:52
well, you see, it’s not that long that we can
00:40:55
drive past
00:40:57
this
00:41:00
where someone
00:41:06
from childhood is walking, it turned out that I can smell
00:41:10
every aunt who is famous, it comes out to
00:41:12
know that
00:41:14
Dima she is I contacted you with
00:41:17
another baby doll from England, I’m a
00:41:20
professor of thunder, after all,
00:41:22
I didn’t understand, baby, it’s something
00:41:25
lahudra, my comrades, you know what it
00:41:28
means, I pissed myself
00:41:33
serving a suspicious aunt as a servant, I’ll understand,
00:41:37
clairvoyants in the forest lives in a hermitage, only he
00:41:39
knows everything about everyone, oh yes, for sure look, there’s
00:41:42
practically no clothes at all Mowgli
00:41:44
right
00:41:47
I live in the sleepy let’s be silent and with you the
00:41:52
ober rested so the girl come through while the
00:41:56
car wasn’t really there and there’s nothing to do with the hanging chalk yes if things go
00:41:58
on like this I
00:42:01
’ll have to free you up let’s
00:42:03
go through the car so women let’s
00:42:05
sign here and wait to
00:42:07
sign Lord Dima, what are you talking about
00:42:09
some kind of nonsense and where it’s just impossible,
00:42:11
in a nightmare I couldn’t imagine that I’d
00:42:13
meet you somehow, we’re wasting what is
00:42:15
this a hundred, okay, I’m here, I’m in Saratov,
00:42:20
what are you doing here,
00:42:23
I’m going to the dacha
00:42:27
we are not at the dacha
00:42:30
to look after the house there was an announcement,
00:42:32
well, why are we going no, the bathhouse is getting cold,
00:42:36
the wine is warming up
00:42:39
ex.ua,
00:42:41
wait, that is, you are saying that some
00:42:44
woman has confused you with some
00:42:45
baby doll, and at this time you are going from
00:42:47
Saratov to Saratov through Moscow
00:42:50
drive by and pick up the charger just like that
00:42:53
right away and say it’s worth it with the features let’s
00:42:55
sign the man and let’s all go
00:42:57
wait you’re here now to sign something or
00:42:59
someone at once I’ll have to draw up a new
00:43:01
protocol and the mustache is not yours
00:43:03
another 500 rubles for what another 500 is the same as that
00:43:06
you double violation turns out you are
00:43:09
nasdaq then look carefully the
00:43:10
stop is prohibited
00:43:12
horned
00:43:19
would be somehow otherwise wrong about
00:43:23
making a joke you can’t say it’s a shame to waste all day
00:43:26
when the varnish grew all like this 1
00:43:29
stop me another car there
00:43:32
let’s have unmarried and single people there about this
00:43:34
and that we won’t figure it out until the evening, take
00:43:37
me home, usually I don’t want anything
00:43:41
light
00:43:47
video, what are you doing here, mother knows
00:43:50
where you are, where are you,
00:43:53
stop, you should have an exam today, you have become a
00:43:55
test,
00:43:58
passed
00:44:02
[applause] I
00:44:06
’m late, Misha, oh
00:44:10
my god,
00:44:12
I can’t believe my eyes
00:44:14
my husband,
00:44:21
how is it such a shame that there’s something
00:44:25
here, a
00:44:29
model, what will he
00:44:36
say, I’ve already said that you’re a [ __ ], that
00:44:39
the road is your home and the wind is your brother Lyosha,
00:44:42
right, rose, all the rules, I’m a [ __ ], the
00:44:45
road is my house, the wind is my brother, that’s why
00:44:48
this bar is a failure and confirm
00:44:54
the failure, well, you confirm
00:44:56
[music]
00:44:59
[applause]
00:45:05
of course no one believed anyone and there was a
00:45:09
huge scandal and three families were destroyed
00:45:11
and all this because of not following simple
00:45:14
rules, friends,
00:45:17
follow the rules of the road [
00:45:24
applause]
00:45:26
[music]
00:45:40
means I don’t get fat
00:45:44
I love nature streets and cakes,
00:45:47
apparently I’m at home the same breed that
00:45:52
can hamster without any problems
00:45:55
Sphinx painting
00:46:00
he
00:46:05
[music]
00:46:07
hello good evening hello I
00:46:11
need to do something
00:46:13
funny he’s sad and
00:46:16
oh then I’ll sing a funny song we don’t
00:46:18
really like the
00:46:24
remedies I don’t get fat by nature
00:46:28
buns I love cakes too,
00:46:31
apparently I’m at home the same breed that
00:46:36
can hamster without any problems
00:46:38
forever, all my friends
00:46:40
were surprised that the cat had no power over me,
00:46:44
at night I ate borscht, but I found out
00:46:49
the truth only when I stood on the scales and the priestess of the
00:46:53
sausage
00:46:57
became the sausage stood on the scales, the priestess of the
00:47:01
sausage
00:47:02
was stunned by the numbers of my beauty
00:47:06
[music]
00:47:11
the beginning I had a sharply smaller jackpot I
00:47:14
need to correct my figure I started adding less mayonnaise to my
00:47:19
bowls of salads
00:47:24
[music] I
00:47:26
completely gave up and
00:47:28
immediately switched to khinkali
00:47:32
and from this correct one you and I
00:47:36
gained a little more and the scales the priestess of sausage
00:47:40
became Norris and the tigress sausages stood on the
00:47:45
scales priestess of sausages
00:47:48
along the Volga rizzi
00:47:50
your throne and the
00:47:57
blue electron hoses I’ll leave my
00:48:01
approach now different
00:48:04
so that the numbers bring joy I stand on the
00:48:08
scales with one foot
00:48:15
solano
00:48:16
priestess of sausages sauna scales
00:48:20
these are sausages by me Egypt numbers from my
00:48:24
route cola with us and I can see the sausages
00:48:29
curtain you are a tigress cold as ice
00:48:32
lard catching
00:48:34
sausages
00:48:38
[music]
00:48:41
[applause]
00:48:46
[music]
00:48:48
[applause] [
00:48:52
music]
00:48:57
and
00:49:00
[applause]
00:49:03
[music]
00:49:05
[applause] [
00:49:07
music]
00:49:08
[applause]
00:49:09
[music]
00:49:16
the first deceived shareholders were the
00:49:19
Egyptian pharaohs,
00:49:21
they too they got their apartment only
00:49:23
after death
00:49:27
[music]
00:49:36
something like that, like 22 just yesterday but
00:49:39
postal they already removed the
00:49:43
rozalin strings and I told me take
00:49:47
the pyramid in the center they are near these
00:49:49
sleeping labyrinths
00:49:55
here it came from
00:49:58
vodka a little bit
00:50:00
in the tape stupid
00:50:03
hunting stupid I’ll go for you pumped
00:50:09
[applause]
00:50:10
and it
00:50:11
came I saw what you will see but
00:50:14
the last thing I saw a stone flying me
00:50:18
when using it gets up and
00:50:22
that you
00:50:24
[music]
00:50:26
hear the noise of pouring here the
00:50:29
freaks better be Chinese removed
00:50:40
no longer change you need to
00:50:46
tilt 100
00:50:48
hello
00:50:49
fields painting
00:50:52
who studied you
00:50:55
comrade policeman oh, I beg your pardon,
00:50:58
Pharaoh,
00:51:00
Pharaoh's comrade, I'm coming and
00:51:03
one is missing, look, the bricks were standing, and the
00:51:07
day before yesterday I pierced this punk with an awl,
00:51:11
show me
00:51:13
all the words from the metal,
00:51:20
let's write it down, let's say what happened, which
00:51:24
means the dish, I came in the morning, look, I know how,
00:51:27
I say where he says it says where
00:51:32
everyone says progress and he’s nowhere and then you
00:51:36
came
00:51:39
pizza bird cool
00:51:42
how much time has passed 5 hours
00:51:45
tissot eye
00:51:48
pyramid snake Finn one
00:51:50
two three 4 5 to 5 o’clock everything is correct
00:51:56
voice recording that’s how tall I am the prize is this and
00:52:03
why are you signing with your left hand
00:52:07
what are you doing I'm left-handed or something, I'm wondering why I'll be
00:52:10
driven by a left-handed person on the right,
00:52:15
the owner is standing on the right, I don't want a blind spot, come
00:52:19
on, look how healthy he was, how they
00:52:21
put him there, he was even more
00:52:26
from that side, motorcyclists never
00:52:31
stop, let's go
00:52:33
to 1, that's the point, because the comrade didn't fly away
00:52:40
Pharaoh we get this
00:52:44
stuff to do and you are all children and
00:52:48
Nefertiti and
00:52:52
when when will you find when cancer but the
00:52:57
Sphinx pyramid no
00:52:59
did not
00:53:02
start you have a spare tire there is a
00:53:05
reserve to put
00:53:07
[music]
00:53:11
like a
00:53:13
protector with raw materials
00:53:16
what kind of cargo my wife
00:53:19
my spare tire your spare tire home yes yours and
00:53:26
you recently did the inspection of these houses and the
00:53:30
technical inspection for a long time,
00:53:36
why did I need a spare tire so we'll check the cars
00:53:39
now, look at everything,
00:53:41
sit down, the wheel
00:53:44
alignment is also a so-so
00:53:47
car, where is the papyrus, then the car already, I
00:53:51
just wanted to go to the hospital to pick up my wife,
00:53:53
that is, no cho cho cho bill over the shoulder
00:54:01
Tutankhamun coat
00:54:11
covers
00:54:14
I only wanted to enlarge my breasts I decided to
00:54:19
reduce everything else so that the breasts seemed
00:54:22
bigger
00:54:26
I didn’t understand 7 the spare tire will be kneaded for a
00:54:31
year are you afraid
00:54:34
this is my spare tire this is his spare tire
00:54:40
thank you brother they saved you I chose
00:54:43
how I didn’t understand where does he treat bryston
00:54:48
where do I hope the day is
00:54:55
coming for you in Hurghada we'll go
00:54:58
talk on mine anyway
00:55:07
[music] it's
00:55:15
still cool yes everything is cool the first time
00:55:19
they said that the number would be purely on us
00:55:21
and they didn't lie
00:55:24
[applause] [music]
00:55:29
[applause]
00:55:31
[music ]
00:55:44
[applause]
00:55:46
[music]
00:55:48
oh this is such a sad Tamara Gelena to
00:55:51
the disco cheerful kopiki
00:55:53
waiting for the bastards to shed their skin and the prizes you
00:55:56
will turn into a toad
00:56:01
[music]
00:56:10
March 8 about the mother-in-law is either good or not about
00:56:14
her
00:56:22
Natasha and
00:56:24
you almost cooked something like that for dinner that you
00:56:27
dressed up like that
00:56:31
in the refrigerator borscht jellied your favorite
00:56:33
salads I did
00:56:35
something that doesn’t really match your look
00:56:38
we’ll try to read from
00:56:42
Well, why are you Kerry every dinner you’ll
00:56:45
dress like this so that there’s no taste
00:56:48
when you should have worn nothing at all
00:56:52
I’ll look very strange without
00:56:55
clothes on corporate party, well, yes, yes, at
00:56:58
what corporate party dubak at which March 7,
00:57:01
today I have a corporate party at work as
00:57:03
usual and I was silent, we would at least
00:57:06
remind him, so where are my trousers, washed okay, I’ll put on
00:57:13
black jeans, they
00:57:15
’ll just sit at the table with a jacket and not
00:57:17
get up and it won’t be visible I felt
00:57:19
today I’ll go to a corporate party I’m poor well, I
00:57:22
’m just not very dancing I won’t dance I’ll
00:57:24
just eat sit I
00:57:26
have to put on nothing horse report together
00:57:29
naked let’s go you wo
00:57:32
n’t go I
00:57:36
want something like that well then I cleared the plate
00:57:40
from the table after me all the time
00:57:42
chips on the sofa it’s not the point
00:57:46
since you have nothing to do with it at all I
00:57:48
’ll go with my mom with my mom
00:57:51
well, yes, well, in short, dad’s office party at the officers’ house was
00:57:54
canceled and mom was very
00:57:56
upset, dad says he’s sitting all
00:57:58
sad and there’s no holiday for the holiday,
00:58:00
all this yes, it’s great, but the fact that I wo
00:58:02
n’t have a holiday, no one seems to care, yes,
00:58:04
Kolya, this is international women’s day,
00:58:08
thank you also for you, a few
00:58:11
guys,
00:58:14
but go, go with your mommy, I’m just
00:58:16
imagining this shortbread sausage, but
00:58:19
Liza is already like Tamara, Igor, drunk,
00:58:22
the table anneals and and you try to pull
00:58:24
it off like that with your foot to go kick it off
00:58:26
Natasha I’ve never had so much fun and
00:58:29
pulls myself off the wig under the bi 2 big
00:58:38
[music]
00:58:42
and the boss is cheerful, let’s go
00:58:46
and why are you so sad there, in an
00:58:48
original way, save up for the disco fun, I’m
00:58:52
waiting for Gandhi to throw off the skin and you
00:58:55
'll turn into a prince, a toad,
00:58:57
but somehow I don't know
00:59:01
why you think I won't go, well, what will I
00:59:04
do there, one youth
00:59:06
Tamara game, then dear you, my man, I didn't think I'd
00:59:11
say this during my lifetime,
00:59:15
but you're absolutely right, you
00:59:19
didn't understand
00:59:22
something yellow you're worried, I don't want
00:59:25
you to feel out of place there, I'm
00:59:27
just worried about you, you don't have to worry about me,
00:59:29
the last time you were
00:59:33
worried about me on behalf of those pills he slipped me only
00:59:34
four days later, I
00:59:37
woke up, my frustration has all dried up, oh
00:59:41
well, let's go please, let's go to the dance
00:59:45
whether we take pictures there beautifully, but the fact
00:59:47
that you and I can also take pictures beautifully from the
00:59:48
photos of Tolstoy will take pictures, then
00:59:50
God thousand and in the photo there are others who are
00:59:53
no longer included, you understand
00:59:57
[music]
01:00:03
girls, why did I already call you a taxi
01:00:06
there and dad and mom will think about going or not going
01:00:08
before I go, most likely, most likely you
01:00:11
eat
01:00:13
Tamara, what are you starting to root again or something to
01:00:16
take, he will again get lost in the game foam
01:00:19
or in the wardrobe he will put on someone else’s jacket
01:00:22
because pull him out of the police, why is
01:00:25
this necessary Sergei Gennadievich, when did this
01:00:28
happen and you suggest waiting until
01:00:31
it happens
01:00:34
veganism is just Crimea you are slandering
01:00:36
me how far are you something about the girls
01:00:39
want to go together I
01:00:48
understood for sure this is the main thing, live their holiday
01:00:52
in the main only theirs well that everything is clear and
01:00:56
we know after all I wo
01:00:58
n’t go to the miracle like Tamara
01:01:01
pilot whales that’s right not children I’ll go I’ll
01:01:04
have fun there I’ll eat
01:01:07
I’ll get drunk on delicacies then all year with a blissful
01:01:10
smile I’ll remember telling you
01:01:12
how good it was there,
01:01:16
what disgusting stuff, why are you standing there and get
01:01:19
dressed again let’s go let’s go, that’s all, what will
01:01:21
you do
01:01:26
tomorrow I’ll get
01:01:28
ready to
01:01:30
congratulate you to come up with exactly okay okay
01:01:32
okay everyone go let's girls have a
01:01:35
good rest for now rest
01:01:38
don't worry about anything let's teach
01:01:41
Sergeevich get it
01:01:45
but that's why I'm so masterful now
01:01:48
he played along you checked it out didn't check it out
01:01:50
thanks but I'm having a corporate party in the officers' house
01:01:56
man they already told you and they canceled
01:01:59
Nikolaychuk stupid spool and for Tamara
01:02:03
they canceled 10 years there with me, I
01:02:07
haven’t had a single successful corporate party
01:02:09
because it’s too hot for us, we’re too
01:02:13
fat, we’ve got too deep
01:02:17
a neckline over there, let’s go,
01:02:20
congratulations everyone, Sergeevich, please take me
01:02:22
with you, Nikolay, what you don’t
01:02:24
understand, the men go to the officers’ house with a couple of
01:02:26
menus, just
01:02:29
kidding, 5 minutes to get ready, but
01:02:34
two minutes is enough for me,
01:02:36
created officers there anyway in
01:02:39
some Gazmanov, but they
01:02:43
see it’s not theirs to barely listen to the
01:02:46
knot and
01:02:47
the cap,
01:02:52
where are you going,
01:02:55
nowhere to
01:02:57
have dinner
01:03:00
and I I’m kidding too, I went to the corporate party,
01:03:04
but now I’ll come in the cloakroom, I’ll
01:03:07
undress, I’ll eat a barchan
01:03:09
with jellied meat g2 I’ll turn it on, too, I’ll listen to the poke, I’m
01:03:15
back at the mom there forgot something
01:03:22
Tamara’s broom number to give I’m on fire rehearsal we have a rehearsal
01:03:25
calculations in the parade then because why just because dress
01:03:32
rehearsal I'll let you go
01:03:37
in clothes but we're
01:03:43
on the street 5 we'll be on the street
01:03:46
the width of the attacks but damn it let
01:03:48
slip
01:03:54
but let's at least
01:03:56
remember a word well like let's go
01:04:01
so you're starting to
01:04:05
forget yes I'm
01:04:09
giorno
01:04:10
[applause]
01:04:13
[music]
01:04:16
the best women
01:04:20
[music]
01:04:22
mother-in-law and wife are
01:04:27
the best women
01:04:31
for everyone 1
01:04:35
the best women
01:04:39
for everyone 1 are the
01:04:45
best women
01:04:48
mother-in-law and wife
01:04:52
[music]
01:04:54
[applause]
01:05:05
meaningful
01:05:09
I came up with
01:05:11
half Sergei Gennadievich
01:05:16
familiar signal 1 I heard
01:05:22
already considering the official car has arrived
01:05:26
you said the authorities canceled canceled
01:05:28
means something happened at the
01:05:31
wrong time, they
01:05:34
won’t let you rehearse, Nikolay,
01:05:37
continuing the rehearsal,
01:05:47
standing so dishonestly, they honestly
01:05:54
said nothing and
01:05:57
boys,
01:05:59
if you tell the truth, no one
01:06:01
will punish you,
01:06:03
but it’s
01:06:04
just dishonest that I
01:06:07
didn’t break off at home in one day with two corporate parties,
01:06:09
why did you close the door, Mishin or
01:06:13
Papakha I'll call these ladies right now dad
01:06:17
Nikolai they tortured me,
01:06:21
what a day,
01:06:24
my
01:06:29
mom didn't do that
01:06:32
from a to z like that. and today
01:06:36
[music]
01:06:37
[applause]
01:06:41
[music]
01:06:42
overland beavers take them out to our
01:06:44
mini-performances
01:06:45
[applause] [
01:06:52
music] I’m
01:07:06
writing as if for the first time
01:07:09
[music] I
01:07:12
didn’t bring
01:07:14
the euro the road I
01:07:17
’m asking for bail
01:07:20
[music]
01:07:29
dear friends March 8 the time has come to
01:07:33
congratulate the women and I would like to
01:07:35
do it as talented as possible, but
01:07:37
since talented and talent is the brother of
01:07:40
brevity, maximum talented, everything will be as
01:07:43
short as possible and in general it
01:07:45
turns out something like this, dear you are our
01:07:48
relatives, you are our loved ones, what needs to be
01:07:52
emphasized is Happy Holidays to you,
01:08:00
we also want to sing now for you the song
01:08:03
we sang in the days of our youth when
01:08:05
we were in construction brigades and we were surrounded by
01:08:08
young beautiful cool girls of
01:08:10
green Seling ah let's
01:08:12
plunge into this time together again
01:08:13
[applause]
01:08:18
[music]
01:08:23
at night under a light whisper the silence of Europe
01:08:28
I was able to fly from the sky of Plavsky only
01:08:33
everyone will fall asleep all around cry
01:08:36
oh we’ll almost take it dear which time
01:08:41
already I’m going to us for a month doesn’t smile in the pond of
01:08:47
stars
01:08:48
I’ll give my hands
01:08:50
quietly to myself singing [
01:08:54
music] I did
01:09:01
n’t
01:09:03
always bring the way I
01:09:06
2
01:09:09
[music]
01:09:17
I’m up to but always the way I
01:09:21
came here UN
01:09:25
stars familiar illuminate the way
01:09:29
ether lay down on the roof to rest
01:09:33
[applause]
01:09:35
my beard in
01:09:37
winter
01:09:38
if with the wind I sing I
01:09:40
hear your steps cheerful colors I already see
01:09:46
your lungs strength in your hands the
01:09:50
whole palm of yours
01:09:52
only
01:09:56
atGabi
01:09:57
[music]
01:10:02
will bring out I
01:10:04
always brought good
01:10:06
I will go
01:10:08
myself to
01:10:11
today's concert and they wrote about the scene,
01:10:14
our beautiful ladies were shining at their feet,
01:10:16
our strong men were lying at their feet, it sounded like a
01:10:20
student squad of assol, and all together
01:10:23
we showed the Ural dumplings
01:10:27
came
01:10:29
[music]
01:10:33
and the snowstorms close
01:10:35
that seemed so long ago
01:10:42
[music] [applause]
01:10:48
[music]
01:10:57
[applause]
01:11:02
[music]
01:11:06
[applause]
01:11:07
[music]
01:11:09
[applause]
01:11:10
[music]

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