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you couldn't be awake when I get back
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there
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though just chilling watch you yeah you
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couldn't Len you couldn't be conscious
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when I get back in there because you
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don't want to see the level of ferocity
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you'd render me
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un you better I hope you're
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[Music]
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concussed guys welcome back Girls
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welcome back indeed um so fages has said
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that we're not doing question of the
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week this time and we're going to do
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something called an abbreviation game
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yes um so like James said no question
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this week guys but for today I'm going
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need you guys to get your whiteboards
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and markers um obviously guys girls
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listening watching at home you can
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obviously play along for those that
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aren't from the UK s but play along as
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well um you might UK got do it you'll
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see okay there um you might learn a few
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things and you might know a few things
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so I saw saw this on an Instagram page
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Called Love of Huns and I saved it
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immediately um it is British
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abbreviations and I'm going to say the
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abbreviation I want you to guess if you
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can guess what the full word is or words
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are make sense so we'll go simple
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straightforward simple straightforward
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the first one what do you think Jenny Le
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stands for or
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means Jenny Le write down or just yeah
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write it down and then you show Jenny Le
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so sorry you so the abbreviation is what
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I'm saying you're going to write what
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the full meaning of Jenny Le is okay
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does that make sense yes okay Jenny Le
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Jenny Le Jenny Le I think it will slowly
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start to make sense as I start going
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through how how these abbreviations are
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done okay I think I'm going to charge
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this one and see how it all you going to
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charge I'm going to cuz I need to like
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all right cool REM since you locked
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first what is your answer General
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general elections okay
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damn James what's your answer can't
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remember you wrote sign let me see let
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me see I wrote um I was thinking of the
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electric you know the um the topup thing
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top up thing okay never mind it's
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general election yeah so here we we
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understand now
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yeah it's general elections so the next
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one is Coy lives oh obviously Coy lives
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apparently I'm not good at this
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ba charging this one as well all right
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Jimmy since you locked first I put cost
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of living crisis yep cost living CR yep
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cost of living crisis indeed oh my God
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this one you should get it should be a
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lot easier okay we're here now Ellis I
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believe in you next one Savvy
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b savy
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b spelling doesn't matter thank
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God
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God I saw your eyes do mental mths
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spelling doesn't
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matter that's so funny yeah SP
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doesn't cool no I don't have that one
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you don't have that one
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no had the others though don't have that
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one no I don't it's cool man all right
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so two of you charged two immature jnes
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over there Sav BLC Sav BL you have to
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show
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the close yeah is s BL kind Sav like a p
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GRE yeah savy B Sav blong next one meny
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B menty one word b he's about to have
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one tell us you cleed him up you clean
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him up yeah savy b menty b
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sorry Ed you need get numbers on the
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board no no I know I know I know this
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one you should know you should know from
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what I just said if
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menty menty b m b locked
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cool and the clue from REM said James is
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about to have one or James is going to
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have one that doesn't make sense what
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I'm thinking all right I'll just stick
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to just write what you think it's it's
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fine careful let py on your yeah
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yeah all right cool cool since REM I
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think you locked first go for mental
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breakdown James mental breakdown what
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did you write uh never
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mind you what did you right all right
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menopause no I didn't get know I James
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is about about to have a menop what I
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mean it doesn't make any sense but the
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first thing I thought of say less they
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said mental [ __ ] it say less mental
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breakdown all right this one you should
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get I'll stick to rhy time no you should
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get this one fair play you should get
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this oneis obviously the last one I just
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said is m b which is mental breakdown
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the next one is Nery
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be I'm okay yeah yeah what is it
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breakdown cool come on there we go okay
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cool cool cool cool cool we're here yeah
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GG next one obviously I'm assuming you
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both would have said nervous breakdown
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obviously next one par
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C Parry C Paris C par C par C I'm going
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to spell it for you p a r y space c
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charge you know I know what that is
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don't know what it is bro Ellis
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uh first I'm just going to say parasite
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not bad
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paracetamol oh paracetamol God damn it
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makes you feel stupid when it get par
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par you know in America they don't say
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they don't have Paro what do they have
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um what's the equivalent as ASP aspir we
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we have aspirin though that's a fun
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that's a blood finner right it can yeah
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so what's that got to do with paraset
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pain killing well aspirin is aspirin is
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to relieve headaches oh okay but it does
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make your blood thinner I thought it was
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just it's not used as a blood thinner
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it's used as a pain relief oh right fair
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but I was watching I was um listening to
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episode jite a year ago and then he was
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like reading something uh about medicine
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in the UK or whatever and he couldn't
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even read it was like
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Paras c
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t I was like the [ __ ] how do you not
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know this yeah fair fair all right next
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one so Paris C paracetamol next one
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everyone should get vity
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okay vitamin D come on yeah vitamin D
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cool Next One V
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Spenny v v Spenny V Spenny all right
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okay the next one you're not getting
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I'll be surprised if you get it right I
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think I'm locked I'm locked the Spenny
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Ellis no I don't know that one all right
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Jimmy you very expensive very
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expensive we're a bit British next one
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Gaza B gazab b gazab b I'll give you
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well it's it is two words and it's
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Munch gazab Gaza be is Gaz is
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munch I was going to say Gary
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bow charge you name yeah yeah I feel
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like the Gaza is like gaming or
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something but other than that I don't
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know REM nah that's not coming to me
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charge right gazab B wait for it is
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garlic bread oh [ __ ] off literally [ __ ]
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off I don't make the rules well I don't
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make these rules anyway next one Peppe
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tea charged okay James I put peppermint
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tea I was going to say that literally
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what wrote down peint te peppermint tea
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fair I didn't think it would be py tea
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is peppermint tea next one byty B BTY B
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BTY B you did you write something I
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wrote something brunch what's the
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something you just wrote a question mark
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brunch I don't know what have you
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written I put a bottle of beer bottle of
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beer yeah B be fair play I put
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bottomless Branch it's bottomless brunch
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bottomless brunch bot obviously
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bottomless fair fair fair the fact that
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you wrote brunch from the B and didn't
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write bottomless of
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B said something brunch I didn't I
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honestly I was think I was thinking food
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I was thinking food I don't know yeah I
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didn't write bottomless obviously don't
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ever unless I say don't associate the
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previous to the next yeah all right next
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one is totty C are you charging James I
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think I have to REM you charging yeah
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Ellis what did you write about Tottenham
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City Tottenham City I know it's not an
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actual City but I was thinking it's like
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an abbreviation Tottenham Court Road oh
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Fair close fair I knew it was Tottenham
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but I was like the C's not making yeah
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Tottenham Court Road next one everyone
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should get Holly jobs
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Holly jobs one word m Holly jobs yeah
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Holly jobs
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mhm yeah I I've got it I think but they
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switched it up a bit you've switched up
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a bit no that that abbreviation oh okay
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I think just ch jobs I say everyone
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should get I'm just cuz I'm seeing is
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it's like obvious obvious to me yeah
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Holly jobs I know people go like Holly
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Bobs I know Holly Bobs is yeah Holly
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jobs
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but yeah yeah if you know what Holly
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Bobs
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is
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oh Holly
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jobs yeah gone in locked no I hope it's
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the same thing fam that's all I'm
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saying all right REM you wrote one oh
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wait Ellis have you are you
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locked yeah sure why not yeah all Remy I
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holiday yeah I've just put holiday as
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well holiday I don't get the job H is
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Hol Holly Bobs is I thought that's why I
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said you said I said Holly jobs yeah you
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said Holly jobs I said I know what Holly
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Bobs is he was like yeah Holly Bobs
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Holly jobs Holly Bobs is holiday you're
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looking like you're not about to say
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holiday I holiday job what's a holiday
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job what is a I thought that but I was
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like what is a holiday job there's no
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such thing as a holiday job that's what
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he says bro that doesn't make any sense
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that's not a thing fair fair fair you
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could work abroad job working abroad
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I've done it Holly Bob's is holiday man
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you let us on it's not a holiday then is
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it if you
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bro it's oxymoronic got to make these
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rules wow next one paza
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p paza
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p paza paza p p a z z a we all have done
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this in our
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lives okay maybe not but yeah [ __ ]
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it I've done it today you've not done it
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today you may have done it today
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Lawrence but you two haven't I don't
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think three of you have done it today
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definitely know what I've wrote down I'm
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not getting it if well I can't think of
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anything else confus me more charge yeah charge I
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guess parallel park oh
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oh I bought pepperoni pizza I knew I
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knew you going to write pepperoni pizza
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I knew you going to Rite pepperoni
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pizza I was thinking pepperoni pizza a
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py pee more than anything I was thinking
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PE pepperoni pizza as well Fair Place
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yeah yeah yeah
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pop parallel pop all right next one
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Sally C REM you wrote you were you were
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starting to write no I've started
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writing the word to see if I can
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visualize something from looking at it
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but no I've not got anything charge
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salad cream that's my favorite [ __ ]
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condiment bro what the [ __ ] favorite
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condent Sal cream is your favorite
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condiment don't you dare [ __ ] judge
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me what the [ __ ] is that I it's
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disgusting shut the [ __ ] up is it it is
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not disgusting too fair I like it with
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spinach I can't eat spinach on its own
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cuz it tastes like it tastes like
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nothing so spinach is good for you so
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you but a little bit of salad cream with
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spinach it's nice salad cream is grim
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bro wow salic cream with spinach yeah
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what do you have it with I put it on
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typically my carbs what my
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rice rice and salad cream
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produ there fair fair everyone has
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everyone has their own taste everyone
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has I can't make eye contact it's not
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fair what's not fair salad cream and
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rice yeah
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speaker that's that's our boy in he can
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eat what he wants to eat thank you bro
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eat what he wants to eat judge me he can
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eat what he wants to eat I I concur
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salad cream I like salad cream not had
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salad cream in [ __ ] ages to pair it
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with anything I just know salad cream as
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a condiment is nice salad cream slaps so
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yeah that's just you're being too
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diplomatic in his [ __ ] Sal cream and
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rice that's his
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preference that's his preference you
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know for a fact if I said the same thing
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you would tell me you'd say something
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different that's his preference know
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you're trying be that's his preference
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[ __ ] let him have his salad cream
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and rice he can have it all he want
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doesn't mean I have to sit here silent
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Pause by the way I say going have it all
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he want sit in
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silence Jesus oh God all right I'm going
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to skip the last two and sorry skip the
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next two and go to the last one this one
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should be easy last British abbreviation
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if you're still with us at home and
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watching the last one is the last one is
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Clos
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phobes closy phobes CL phobes
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claustrophobic clustr I was literally
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about to say that sorry I'm tring go I'm
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I'm so upset that was the British
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abbreviation game wow that's difficult
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man that was that was yeah more
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difficult than I thought it was going
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yeah for the first like two or three I
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had no idea I had no idea first two or
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three I was like yeah this is me I
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didn't get
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it crumbled F all right cool right Ellis
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came in today and said he'd like to
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contribute a w father I'm very excited
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let's go yeah so you've um you've said
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before that you wouldn't I I've said to
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you like oh like would you go on this
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show would you go on that show would you
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do that and you you always like no no no
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no no you always reject it you always
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reject it
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right so this would you rather is would
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you rather do a a boxing match or go on
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Armor
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celeberty you Bo that a that is a very
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good wava a YouTube boxing match or go
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on I'm a celebrity get me out of here it
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has to be a boxing match boxing match
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yeah a man eat spiders and you don't
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have to do you can just sign now any
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stars kangaroo testicles oh I I've never
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watched some up front with you so with
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the tasks so you do not really know I
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know you ask you to do tasks and then
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you do it and then they'll give you like
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[ __ ] pancakes to bring back to yeah
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yeah so you'll get it's basically for
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better food because you're living off
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literally plain rice yeah salad cream
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and um and plain beans as well that's
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what you're living off that's your basic
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meal every night but what could they
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give me if I do something crazy anything
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you get
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steak good
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stuff but you got a scran a spider or
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I'm a SC spider no one's doing that the
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whole cample
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stuff I'm not doing I I wouldn't do one
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of the challenges I've seen them do
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quick oh come then there a win yeah so
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then in that case as you know you have
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to stay the whole the whole time that's
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too easy boxing match yeah that's too
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easy boxing match boxing match it would
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cuz I was going to like find the
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loophole and say I would do I'm a
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celebrity not do any challenges and
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leave in like the first couple days have
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to do easy so that's the thing like
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you're you're living off rice and beans
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and sleeping in a hammock in the jungle
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no it's crazy no it's in Australia
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though so I don't think it doesn't
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particularly get that cold not the cold
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about what's around it's about what's in
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that jungle um I would have to
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unfortunately do the boxing match I'll
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be liveing I'll be so upset about it
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would you take it seriously 100% have to
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cuz I train like just go down get any
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negative part of me I'd be training 6
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hours a day every single day yeah it
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would piss me off I would take it
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seriously just to save face face yeah
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soon as it's over the side of relief
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yeah oh my God if I win yeah yeah if I
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get tumed yeah as hell but yeah I'll be
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training six hours a day every day could
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you stay in the on the internet if
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you're lost like Could you actually
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continue doing my J if you lost I have
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no choice yeah Fair guess I would just
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literally like I think I would just I
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wouldn't delete social media because I
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can't but
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like I would just give her n my
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logins just give her my logins bro deal
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with it I'm not seeing anything getting
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on my dat yeah Fair what would you do I
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get to choose who I fight against good
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question I'm surprised neither of you
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asked that good CU I assumed this a no
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okay cuz then I could just pick a [ __ ]
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obviously wouldn't be a [ __ ] but it's
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yeah it's like it's a not an easy
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opponent like heavy yeah it's not an
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easy opponent similar weight class sass
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uh I think I would still choose boxing
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match yeah but I would have
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to yeah give it literally put my life in
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into this fight fair pretty much yeah
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Fair makes sense what would you choose
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um I think I'll do armor celebrity
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wow the boxing match would
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be I just think it'd be way too much I
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wouldn't let you box I I just think the
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pressure would be genuinely believe I
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would I genuinely believe I saw Ellis in
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the ring get punched one time I'll jump
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in like I'm your mom I I'll jump in
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throw the toal and separate the whole
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team see the fear in your eyes during
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the ring walk and I would charge the
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whole team so me the pressure
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[Music]
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get's no way and get knocked the [ __ ]
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out no bro I couldn't see you that
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scared I couldn't see you know that Meme
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of um is it is it Terrence Howard
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getting um like handcuffed um going to
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prison or whatever but he's getting
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dragged by like three or four different
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people that's how they DP you to the
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ring bro I couldn't see that level fear
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in your face charg the whole
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dance
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celebrity I know yeah so I didn't
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recognize the name but now you say
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wow okay yeah 100% too much pressure
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dude this is like it's not just like a
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little you do it in a gym it's like KSI
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and um no it's like usyk and um Tyson
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Fury Tyson Fury level like it's a
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massive Arena ARA yeah it's yeah it's
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crazy it's not like this isn't a little
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that's pressure those kind of nose would
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shape me into something I don't want to
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see that's pressure that's
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oh God I give it all in the first round
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pause get over with yeah I think so I
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think
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soes
00:19:06
survives yeah I couldn't see that cuz
00:19:09
the second round the trainer best
00:19:11
throwing that tow yeah second he's
00:19:12
coming out fresh yeah best throwing that
00:19:14
towel oh you'll be knacked bro I'll be
00:19:17
livid 6 months for one round I'll be
00:19:20
livid yeah oh God to me it's a time
00:19:23
management thing it's it's time versus
00:19:25
time what's what's the uh the boxing
00:19:27
match 12 rounds 12 12 rounds three 3
00:19:29
minutes yeah versus how long I got to
00:19:31
stay in the jungle a month I believe is
00:19:33
the is it a month I think yeah I think
00:19:35
it's four three four weeks that's a
00:19:36
decision there for me true yeah cuz you
00:19:39
know it's over tonight if you're boxing
00:19:41
I'm done one evening that's it done Fair
00:19:46
the jungle's just taking my soul every
00:19:48
single day bro before you've landed I
00:19:51
finished my fight yeah yeah yeah fair
00:19:54
you ain't even fair you're still in the
00:19:56
air bro you're not even you finished the
00:19:58
fight before you probably even hit
00:20:00
altitude fam yeah before you've hit Cru
00:20:03
in altitude the fight's di fact you've
00:20:05
not even changed over yeah that's I
00:20:08
think it' be a good challenge like it'd
00:20:09
be it'd be hell don't get me wrong but
00:20:11
it'd be sick like after I'm yeah n did
00:20:15
say so though said that yeah she was
00:20:17
like saying that
00:20:20
um yeah afterwards like her fear of
00:20:22
anything is just cuz I'm like massively
00:20:25
scared of spiders like hugely like
00:20:29
ridiculous so like I would probably want
00:20:32
to go in there and be like but do you
00:20:33
think be terrifying but let's let's do
00:20:35
it you think you a to scr spider if
00:20:37
that's your first that's your first
00:20:39
that's your first challenge I wouldn't
00:20:40
eat I'd reject that um I wouldn't eat a
00:20:43
spider that is with when uh was it Fern
00:20:47
or whatever did that when she at that
00:20:49
spider that's [ __ ] crazy that John
00:20:51
was big and it bowled
00:20:53
up the glass was moving yeah yeah you
00:20:56
could hear it clinking the glass I'm not
00:20:59
doing that but I do like they do one of
00:21:01
the challenges do like a massive fish
00:21:02
bowl I'm not doing heads in it and they
00:21:04
just put like Critters in and spiders
00:21:06
and [ __ ] I do that gen I don't think I'd
00:21:08
be afraid of anything once I'm out of
00:21:10
that if I feel one cockroach like push
00:21:13
my eyelid up like that I'm
00:21:15
breaking the whole ball I'm smacking my
00:21:19
head on stuff so it
00:21:21
cracks wow pushing my eyelid up he wants
00:21:25
to get inside me that [ __ ] wants to get
00:21:27
inside me now I'm done I'm done I'm
00:21:31
done I'm cracking that whole [ __ ] [ __ ]
00:21:35
the cameras I'm breaking character
00:21:39
completely literally I'm get me the [ __ ]
00:21:41
out bro I'm not doing it I'm not doing
00:21:44
it and I couldn't give them my [ __ ]
00:21:46
safe word either cuz I'm not opening my
00:21:49
[Music]
00:21:50
mouth just feel to the BRD feel like
00:21:52
here yeah yeah yeah as soon as you open
00:21:53
your mouth creepy crawlies bro nope no
00:21:56
no no no no no no I'm not doing any of
00:21:57
them it I couldn't go on that show [ __ ]
00:22:00
no no no no way I couldn't go on that
00:22:01
show how much here we go that and Fear
00:22:04
Factor fuckor is a different Beast
00:22:06
before I answer that question do you man
00:22:07
remember for by yard fam what a show
00:22:10
what a show I never heard of that show
00:22:11
never heard of for by yard P up for me
00:22:13
please my
00:22:14
childhood yard they were doing stuff on
00:22:17
an island post do you remember do you
00:22:19
remember Crystal Maze yeah of course it
00:22:21
was post Crystal Maze post was some
00:22:23
[ __ ] man weren't fought by your like
00:22:24
the the final thing like you have to
00:22:25
face with like lions and [ __ ] I'm I'm
00:22:28
not capping I think I think he might be
00:22:29
C tying for by but anyway wait um how
00:22:32
much what you say how much for yeah the
00:22:35
whole four weeks I would do it
00:22:39
for minimum of 10m is this new school or
00:22:44
old school this is I'm sure there was
00:22:45
lions in this [ __ ] yeah it was yeah yes
00:22:47
I'm 100% sure there's lions in this
00:22:49
thing is that Alcatraz bro where are
00:22:50
they yeah they're like in middle of
00:22:52
nowhere yeah but fam this show used to
00:22:55
be God maybe maybe maybe tigers not
00:22:59
fair but yeah um High um high five
00:23:02
figures yeah 10 M's minimum five figures
00:23:05
Sorry Seven fig seven fig sorry seven
00:23:08
seven Sorry Seven math high five eight
00:23:12
rather
00:23:13
9k no no uh
00:23:16
[ __ ] whatever is 99k sorry no I'll do
00:23:19
it for 10m minimum minimum [ __ ] fair man
00:23:23
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November golf let's get back to the
00:24:20
episode let's yeah right you got thread
00:24:22
for us now yes the Tweet was I have a
00:24:25
boyfriend and they they said respond as
00:24:29
a from the gas station so the chick is
00:24:31
saying I have a boyfriend and all the
00:24:33
resp respond as from the gas station
00:24:36
yeah Jesus all right all right why he
00:24:39
got you out here by yourself that's the
00:24:41
number one that's the number one bar
00:24:45
next one how long you had that
00:24:48
problem okay how long you had that
00:24:51
problem if I was your man you wouldn't
00:24:53
be pumping your own
00:24:55
gas right he doesn't let you have
00:24:57
friends
00:24:59
that that little brother there is so
00:25:02
stupid bro he doesn't let you have
00:25:05
friends nah I ain't ask you all that
00:25:07
Queen do you want a husband that's the
00:25:09
real
00:25:14
question me I got a pet goldfish her
00:25:17
what me I thought we were talking about
00:25:19
[ __ ] that doesn't
00:25:21
[Laughter]
00:25:27
matter Fair yo Fair all right cool cool
00:25:31
cool cool cool cool cool um so sorry to
00:25:35
cut you off where where does the
00:25:37
mentality come
00:25:39
from where does the mentality come from
00:25:43
for guys not giving a [ __ ] that a girl
00:25:46
has a man and girls solely giving a [ __ ]
00:25:50
that a girl a guy has a
00:25:52
girlfriend where does that mentality
00:25:54
come from um I I I don't know I feel
00:25:59
like it's just innate for men
00:26:02
to be blissfully ignorant like when it
00:26:05
comes
00:26:07
to for that for example when it comes to
00:26:09
like the boundaries being broken I'm not
00:26:11
breaking the boundary she's breaking
00:26:12
that breaking that boundary so it's got
00:26:13
nothing to do with me of course so it's
00:26:15
that it's that minding that business
00:26:17
thing where it stems from no
00:26:20
idea no idea cuz it's fact what you say
00:26:23
is facts yeah it's facts food for
00:26:25
thought for
00:26:26
sure right um I have a boyfriend replies
00:26:30
a guy from from the gas station um can
00:26:34
he
00:26:35
fight that's that's a tech response it's
00:26:38
also just like why as the boyfriend why
00:26:41
am I catching these Strays but just
00:26:43
because I exist fact and also what's mad
00:26:47
is manam are never willing to back up
00:26:50
These Bars they're saying this whole I
00:26:53
didn't ask I asked like oh I've got a
00:26:55
boyfriend yeah but do you want a husband
00:26:57
or whatever M bro you just want to clap
00:27:00
a dick yeah F I'm not trying I'm not
00:27:02
trying to marry you let's be real unless
00:27:04
he's a Jour I'm not trying to marry
00:27:07
you I'm not trying to marry you oh my
00:27:11
God why is he making pump the gas I
00:27:13
would never let you pump the gas while
00:27:15
he's looking at me pump the
00:27:19
gas bro that's facts while he's looking
00:27:22
at me pop the gas oh bro yeah Mand will
00:27:25
say
00:27:26
whatever I it must be an American thing
00:27:29
because in my personal experience I've
00:27:32
never seen a girl get moved to a petrol
00:27:34
station in my entire
00:27:36
life neither have
00:27:38
I um neither have I but that being
00:27:43
said I know enough mandem that would
00:27:46
move to a Ting in a petrol station or in
00:27:49
a toilet or in wherever they dungeon
00:27:53
wherever she's at yeah Fair yeah it's
00:27:55
not up to him where the Jones is at the
00:27:58
environment doesn't dictate his action
00:28:00
yeah if I'm at the vetal station she's
00:28:02
at the V station she's getting CH at the
00:28:03
petral station fair play um but yeah
00:28:06
this whole I wouldn't let you pump
00:28:09
your she
00:28:11
was I bought a car didn't
00:28:14
I true yeah true about a car didn't what
00:28:17
you going do put a little B in there
00:28:19
what are you crying about um yeah that's
00:28:23
[ __ ] I've never seen a bread trying
00:28:25
to chop the thing at a petrol station
00:28:27
yeah yeah no definitely an American
00:28:29
thing it must be an American thing I
00:28:30
think they just ch things anyway
00:28:32
regardless because G just entertain it
00:28:34
in America they do they do they
00:28:37
entertain it because here no one's
00:28:39
spitting
00:28:41
game where is a sensible place to spit
00:28:44
game that being said I was walking
00:28:47
behind a Ting in through London the
00:28:48
other day say through London it was like
00:28:50
for 30 seconds I saw two guys move to
00:28:53
her separate occasions say that again I
00:28:56
was in London yeah a few probably like a
00:28:59
month ago yeah walking down the road
00:29:01
yeah there was a girl in front of me
00:29:03
like 10 meters MH and I watched one bre
00:29:10
give her like a whistle and her chirps
00:29:11
the whistle was crazy she aired it and
00:29:13
then I saw another bre give her like a
00:29:16
little CH well just drop a bar on her
00:29:18
and I'm
00:29:19
thinking this is great like I know they
00:29:22
say this [ __ ] happens but I don't like I
00:29:24
must have such I don't see it ever so to
00:29:26
watch that happen I was like ra that was
00:29:28
like 10 seconds apart and she hasn't
00:29:31
even made it to the end of the road
00:29:34
frustrating must be frustrating can you
00:29:36
actually imagine I couldn't I couldn't
00:29:39
being a banging girl is just the most
00:29:42
just the longest situation of your life
00:29:46
you can't even go shops on like a
00:29:47
raggedy thing cuz you're going to get
00:29:48
moved to of course and if you manag to
00:29:52
still look pain looking raggedy it's
00:29:53
it's even longer for you only God knows
00:29:55
what you look like that only God knows
00:29:58
cuz I'm trying to see that yeah yeah of
00:30:00
course it's just worse [ __ ] it yeah it's
00:30:03
horrible stuff bro uh dilemma dilemma
00:30:06
right a very small again favorite Ghost
00:30:09
Riders a very small group of friends and
00:30:11
I dabble in sex work when we travel
00:30:13
abroad it's safe we spend a weekend with
00:30:17
execs and rented a yacht in Brackets
00:30:20
it's called yachting and many models do
00:30:22
it no big
00:30:25
deal never heard of this but yeah it's
00:30:26
called it's called y and nodding it's a
00:30:29
thing it's a thing okay so you just have
00:30:31
to be a lenting on Instagram and then
00:30:34
abosi is going to slide in like one a
00:30:36
free trip to San Trope and she's like
00:30:40
yeah yeah so then she gets paid to go
00:30:42
out there and just look paying on the
00:30:44
yacht with all the
00:30:47
mandem and
00:30:48
then the extra bucks are made below deck
00:30:52
below deck is the one below deck below
00:30:54
deck is the one fair play fair fair play
00:30:58
bro I'm not I'm
00:31:00
not trying to romanticize this line of
00:31:03
work but it seems easy but no one yeah
00:31:08
but when you actually see the exec yeah
00:31:11
no one's
00:31:12
doing no one's yeah that yeah that takes
00:31:15
a lot of money and a lot of
00:31:17
bravery and a strong stomach when you
00:31:20
see the
00:31:21
captain God that's nuts bro I
00:31:26
can't I can't like who's sourcing the
00:31:30
things because if I'm a rich guy with a
00:31:32
yacht I'm not dming girls yeah
00:31:34
definitely not it's it's probably like
00:31:36
whoever like let's say see whoever works
00:31:38
for me like yeah I've got like my PA my
00:31:42
EA and just like my yacht guy there you
00:31:45
go yeah I want a yacht in Monaco on
00:31:49
Thursday dings D yeah get 20 and then
00:31:53
I'll Whitt it down to 10 yeah show me 20
00:31:56
and I'm going to pick the best yeah then
00:31:58
we're going to have a time but also I'll
00:32:00
be terrible at I'll be terrible at this
00:32:02
thing I would be terrible at it because
00:32:05
I don't talk to strangers also true
00:32:07
especially pretty girls I'll sit there
00:32:09
nervous I know what you mean yeah I'll
00:32:11
just sit there nervous just waste of
00:32:14
money you get used to it couple drinks
00:32:17
yeah facts bro coule drink couple drinks
00:32:19
you're in the middle of the ocean yeah
00:32:20
you'll be fine you got no choice yeah
00:32:22
you got a choice bro yeah you better
00:32:24
climatized combo's floating you ain't
00:32:26
got a choice bro better climatize but
00:32:29
what we're here for 3 hours yeah it's
00:32:32
been 20
00:32:34
minutes oh that's mental bro all right
00:32:37
let me run it back let me run it back
00:32:38
sorry sorry it's good it's all good it's
00:32:39
all good all right it's safe we spend
00:32:41
the weekend with exec and rented a yacht
00:32:43
it's called yting and many models do it
00:32:45
no big deal except my cousin's husband
00:32:48
was on one of was one of the men on
00:32:50
board I didn't service him my friend did
00:32:54
mentor and a few weeks later she
00:32:56
confided to me that she's HIV positive
00:33:00
oh stop it my friend is super nasty also
00:33:05
she gets paid more than us because she
00:33:06
offers the girlfriend experience and she
00:33:09
never uses a
00:33:11
condom no one in my family knows I go
00:33:13
yting they think I model for work for
00:33:16
Spirit Airlines so how do I tell my
00:33:20
cousin that her husband cheated and may
00:33:23
expose her to
00:33:24
HIV help
00:33:31
because she doesn't want anyone to know
00:33:32
she's a yacht girl yeah cuz this
00:33:33
implicates her yeah it
00:33:38
does well that's what finers are for
00:33:43
no
00:33:45
yeah that's what true fake Instagram
00:33:48
accounts is true that's a sign and
00:33:51
deliver just a girl to
00:33:55
girl test your piss
00:33:58
immediately immediately you didn't hear
00:34:00
it from
00:34:02
me test it test your piss immediately
00:34:06
and blood yeah yeah and keep testing
00:34:10
monthly yeah until
00:34:11
further until further give the old clear
00:34:14
and then I'll delete the account oh I
00:34:17
couldn't receive that message bro I
00:34:20
couldn't receive that message think I
00:34:22
could an anonymous account say test your
00:34:24
piss
00:34:26
immediately and then it go it goes off
00:34:28
into the ether the my blood will run so
00:34:31
cold bro I'd get pain in my back I'd
00:34:34
shoot up like The Undertaker yeah I
00:34:35
wouldn't be able to Fathom my next
00:34:40
reality I wouldn't be even able to piss
00:34:42
and the nerves were my bro when I say
00:34:44
the nerves will make my tool this big a
00:34:47
you ever had that that nervous dick yes
00:34:50
I yeah there's there's not an the drop
00:34:52
coming out of it it's not drop coming
00:34:54
out of I remember the first time I ever
00:34:56
did uh like an SDI test I could pissed I
00:34:59
was so nervous when they gave me the cup
00:35:01
bro I don't remember the first yeah yeah
00:35:03
my tool was shriveled I couldn't piss my
00:35:06
blood locked up bro I was in that toilet
00:35:07
for
00:35:08
ages ages yeah if someone anonymously
00:35:11
messaged me test your piss immediately
00:35:16
[ __ ] [ __ ] I'll be so scared I'll be I'll
00:35:19
I'll be I'm terrified it's driving cuz I
00:35:21
know once the episode comes out every
00:35:22
day for two weeks I'm going to get
00:35:24
Anonymous test your immediately
00:35:27
a livid because you won't remember this
00:35:30
man oh well the first thing is this
00:35:33
episode is actually not going to come out for a few weeks so by the time this
00:35:36
episode drops I will forgotten that we
00:35:38
ever had this conversation and I'm going
00:35:39
to get zero followers zero pictures
00:35:41
following three yeah and it's going to
00:35:43
be S me and you and then it's going to
00:35:46
be like test your piss immediately
00:35:49
immediately you wouldn't understand the
00:35:51
context you wouldn't I wouldn't remember
00:35:53
yeah facts neither would I neither would
00:35:55
I it's only once I get the fourth
00:35:57
message that I'll be like is this aoke
00:35:59
yeah this is from the show the but for
00:36:02
the first two I'll be like they're
00:36:04
warning me and then I get the second one
00:36:06
and be like they warning me again it's
00:36:08
imperative it's imperative everyone else
00:36:11
must be getting yeah yeah wow that's
00:36:13
hilarious that's too scary is scariest
00:36:15
thing bro um but yeah fake account drop
00:36:18
it in there like yo test your piss and
00:36:20
blood yeah you didn't hear it from me
00:36:22
has to be has to be a fake account Jesus
00:36:25
yeah that's crazy that's horrible yach
00:36:27
girls though
00:36:28
is that what it is apparently so bro
00:36:30
there's so many layers I was watching an
00:36:35
interview with it was on Tik Tok I was
00:36:38
watching this the other day doing like a
00:36:41
podcast or an interview or some [ __ ]
00:36:42
like that and she was like bro
00:36:46
like girls who are sex workers like to
00:36:52
judge other girls who are different
00:36:54
types of sex workers so girls create
00:36:56
their own high Hier Archy of what's okay
00:36:58
and what's not so then do you know what
00:37:00
this hierarchy is yeah so it would be
00:37:02
like I don't know the exact Order of
00:37:04
Things there's like okay let's just say
00:37:06
let's just say on one end of it you've
00:37:08
got girl who sells feet piics okay and
00:37:10
then on the other end of it you've got
00:37:13
like on the corner okay and then
00:37:16
basically this uh pory was like I've
00:37:18
done the feet pick stuff the only fan
00:37:20
stuff the stripper on the corner like
00:37:25
charge you 10K just to take me out m
00:37:27
dominate tricks she was like yach girl
00:37:31
bro she was like it's all the same [ __ ]
00:37:34
okay it's all the same [ __ ] so this this
00:37:36
judgment thing but
00:37:37
like hearing stuff like this is like oh
00:37:40
like you can subcategorize everything
00:37:42
mhm so he like home going there is like
00:37:44
I'm not an escort or anything like that
00:37:46
I'm just a yach girl okay I see y I see
00:37:49
what you're saying I see what you're
00:37:50
saying and you're like the [ __ ] is it
00:37:51
yacho and then I'm sure there's yacho I
00:37:55
bet there's [ __ ] obviously you know
00:37:58
there's like the Dubai girls now [ __ ] on
00:38:01
the chest type thing
00:38:03
yeah then you've got like bro there's
00:38:06
probably I wouldn't be surprised yeah I
00:38:09
wouldn't be surprised if there's even
00:38:12
like Formula 1
00:38:16
go just pting for the Grand
00:38:19
Prix cuz every time I'm watching the
00:38:21
races you man there's JN on the screen
00:38:26
yeah that's factual that's
00:38:28
factual probably formul one girl yeah
00:38:30
there probably is cuz that's that's an
00:38:32
uh what's what's the word I'm looking
00:38:34
for it's
00:38:36
um I can't even think of the word but
00:38:38
it's an elite thing to go to whenever
00:38:40
there's a rich man Market there's
00:38:42
probably an IG baddy market for the same
00:38:47
adjacent yeah combin perfect match
00:38:51
that's a good shout that's a good shout
00:38:53
espe in Monaco what at my [ __ ] mouth
00:38:56
sir Monaco
00:38:58
mono baddies scary stuff Monaco's old
00:39:02
money as well yeah Monaco's old money
00:39:05
yeah bro you got Monaco you got
00:39:08
Singapore Singapore C Dubai at the end
00:39:11
of the season Dubai will be czy but mon
00:39:14
I think Monaco takes takes takes it
00:39:17
because there'll be yachting in Monaco
00:39:19
as well yeah it's all combined bro yeah
00:39:21
yeah the two the two groups are ladies
00:39:23
into link all combined and then you've
00:39:24
even got like House Party Girls bro
00:39:28
there's like obviously you always hear
00:39:30
about like oh Drake parties and all this
00:39:32
kind of thing who's invite where's the
00:39:34
guest list yeah true who has these girls
00:39:37
on the list bro true true me and F have
00:39:40
been to at least two parties where
00:39:41
someone's got a secret list I'm just
00:39:42
going to put it out there we've been to
00:39:44
a couple parties yeah where I'm telling
00:39:47
you now someone has a secret list of
00:39:51
just things the ratio didn't make sense
00:39:55
yeah very true very true yeah and no one
00:39:58
knows who these girls are they're just
00:40:01
party
00:40:02
girls not going to lie they weren't they
00:40:05
weren't given top in the toilet as far
00:40:06
as I was aware as far as I wasw they
00:40:09
were actually there just to party just a
00:40:11
Vibe yeah but still I was like what the
00:40:13
[ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's
00:40:15
crazy that's a fact that's crazy yeah
00:40:17
yeah yeah yeah damn damn indeed damn
00:40:20
damn indeed this is getting this is
00:40:22
getting out hand some of these aren't
00:40:23
your girls short yeah I just saw Campell
00:40:26
on the she can't be a y or could she
00:40:29
Kate Moss was up there earlier as well
00:40:31
nah that's they could be the OG Yos I'm
00:40:33
not I'm not trying to maybe I'm not
00:40:35
trying to Su
00:40:36
anyone's Kendall's
00:40:38
here Kendall's not y girl come
00:40:43
on let's not let's not get into this
00:40:45
let's not she how much money would that
00:40:48
cost how rich she is probably the buy
00:40:51
money I don't know I refuse to believe I
00:40:54
don't am I just talking up my ass about
00:40:55
[ __ ] I don't know about but they ow me
00:40:56
Campell can be no I'm saying obviously
00:41:01
okay first of allil yeah you are Playing
00:41:03
devil's but it's not it's actually not
00:41:04
fair
00:41:06
because it's it's going to be a Whispers
00:41:08
thing and people will complain about I'm
00:41:10
saying like I'm not I'm not trying to
00:41:13
I'm not trying to smear anyone's Legacy
00:41:16
here I'm just saying Kendall Jen's got
00:41:20
different bags yeah yeah she's got like
00:41:23
two billionaire sisters who are we
00:41:24
kidding here she don't need EXE y money
00:41:28
yeah but like Ana said there's Kings out
00:41:31
there in the UAE those shaky shakes yeah
00:41:34
there's
00:41:35
Kings their man have
00:41:38
got oh o money yeah they've got old dear
00:41:41
money crude oil
00:41:43
money that's money they that fossil
00:41:45
money yeah facts wow so what's what's
00:41:48
what's a billion to a [ __ ] nearly
00:41:50
trillion
00:41:52
there that's the sexiest sentence I've
00:41:55
literally heard
00:41:57
what's a billion to a nearly
00:41:59
trillionaire bro what's a billy to a
00:42:01
trilly I couldn't hear that what is what
00:42:05
is bro yeah I couldn't stand chest to
00:42:08
chess with another man and be like come
00:42:10
on bro for him to be
00:42:12
like my yach goes next level you ever
00:42:15
heard of Kendall J I'm like sh bro she's
00:42:18
like she's prob of a billionaire for man
00:42:20
to look at me glasses down and like
00:42:21
what's a billy to a
00:42:23
trilly ain't tricking if you got it
00:42:27
bro what's ability to a tril is crazy
00:42:29
what's ability to a tril is a bar it
00:42:33
happens man but hey we're not saying
00:42:36
anyone is and anyone isn't we can't even
00:42:39
speculate we can't we literally can't we
00:42:41
just said names bro we just say so if
00:42:43
you're listening you man I didn't mean
00:42:45
it yeah we're just saying we were just
00:42:46
saying names that were on the screen
00:42:48
I've got a question for you hit let's
00:42:51
um cast our memories back to the O2 um
00:42:55
we've gone from the B stage to the main
00:42:58
stage we've done our like gas gas gas
00:43:00
boom boom boom boom boom Spud Spud Spud
00:43:02
we've silenced the crowd we've taken our
00:43:05
seats you've taken the lead you started
00:43:07
talking like intro this and that and the
00:43:08
other and then it's like panta me now my
00:43:11
face is on the screen and I've [ __ ]
00:43:14
fro in front of
00:43:16
15,000 people and I just like break out
00:43:19
into song because I'm so nervous what do
00:43:21
you
00:43:24
do what song it doesn't doesn't matter
00:43:28
bro it does if he wants to
00:43:31
join true I wouldn't join I know I know
00:43:33
he wouldn't I wouldn't join like with
00:43:35
Sarah because it's it's so out of
00:43:38
context and it's obviously so clear that
00:43:43
I'm you're having a NY spiral yeah yeah
00:43:46
I'm having a menty bee and a nervy be
00:43:50
and I need a Paras right now yeah yeah
00:43:52
yeah yeah you need a nerve agent yeah
00:43:54
and he's s wow okay what do you
00:43:58
do it's actually a good question because
00:44:01
I can
00:44:02
only address the elephant in the room to
00:44:06
a point okay I can only be like ah feel
00:44:12
nervous or you're breaking out a song
00:44:13
and be like Oh swear we're doing like
00:44:16
off the cuff say less it only works for
00:44:19
a certain amount of time for like 15
00:44:21
seconds and then I'm stomped and you
00:44:24
just keep going or you try and take the
00:44:26
lead again it pans back to me I freeze
00:44:30
again that that's
00:44:33
okay I would the first freeze You' never
00:44:37
see You' never see a performer like it
00:44:39
okay the first freeze the song thing I
00:44:42
don't know how I'd manage okay but let's
00:44:43
just say you didn't break into song yeah
00:44:46
yeah yeah we've done the introduction
00:44:48
we've paned to you and you're just
00:44:50
Frozen I can see on your face you're
00:44:51
Frozen and shaking and sweating and
00:44:54
you yeah You' see the rise of a
00:44:59
phoenix and I would perform to these men
00:45:02
they wouldn't even know your fro they
00:45:05
wouldn't know you're there yeah yeah
00:45:07
yeah the second
00:45:10
time I don't know what I
00:45:13
do damn
00:45:15
yeah I actually don't know what I'd do
00:45:17
fair fair because I would be doing ping
00:45:21
pong in my head of I can
00:45:24
either roll the dice
00:45:27
and turn to the crowd and be like [ __ ]
00:45:29
you man f is nervous Let's help him out
00:45:33
and just I don't know a little chant or
00:45:35
a cheer or we can all do some Wim Hoff
00:45:37
breathing together or everything like
00:45:38
that but that could escalate matters
00:45:42
drastically and what I can't have happen
00:45:44
is someone come up on the stage and
00:45:46
escort you off that's what can't be
00:45:49
allowed to happen because I don't know
00:45:50
what I would do cuz this Phoenix thing
00:45:52
is a
00:45:53
facade it's a facade I'm a onetick pony
00:45:57
and the escort me off
00:45:58
would change the
00:46:03
internet it would change the internet
00:46:06
cuz that's never happened in the history
00:46:07
of the O2 to my
00:46:09
knowledge fact change the internet is
00:46:11
right
00:46:13
and no one's doing the no like they
00:46:16
wouldn't let a podcaster in there again
00:46:18
again again you've ruined it for
00:46:22
every singers
00:46:24
only don't come in here again with your
00:46:27
podcast [ __ ] yeah yeah with this [ __ ]
00:46:29
[ __ ] go back to your little chair
00:46:32
yeah that can't be allowed to happen
00:46:37
so I don't know what I do I think for me
00:46:41
if it was U Vice V I
00:46:44
would I would again engage I I would do
00:46:47
what you do and try and take the Reigns
00:46:49
and like take all the attention off you
00:46:51
put it all on me pause and just try and
00:46:54
get the audience involved by again
00:46:57
chanting cheering saying your name or
00:46:59
like I would try and instigate a game
00:47:02
where you will naturally just get
00:47:04
involved in I would yeah I was as you're
00:47:06
talking I in my head I would mix up the
00:47:08
order order and immediately I'll be like
00:47:12
cool rhyme time we're going to like
00:47:14
story time or something where I knew it
00:47:15
was just me and I'm like he's got half
00:47:18
an hour to fix the [ __ ] up and then
00:47:21
after that if you're still not there
00:47:23
okay cool Rhyme Time Harry's on darkest
00:47:25
is on and I'll just be like first just
00:47:27
going to ref it yeah after that you
00:47:30
don't know we're wrapping up yeah looks
00:47:32
like we're wrapping up damn bro well
00:47:35
obviously it's never going to happen
00:47:36
Jesus what made you even think of that
00:47:38
it came to mind the other day so I just
00:47:39
wrote it down froze
00:47:42
yeah God yeah that would ruinin us 100%
00:47:48
that would ruin
00:47:50
us%
00:47:52
because it's um because obviously we've
00:47:56
said this before like neither of us were
00:47:58
that nervous anxious on stage pre-stage
00:48:01
post stage as well like it was we were
00:48:03
just we were absolutely calm and the
00:48:05
amount of people that came up to us pre
00:48:07
and post and obviously not during but
00:48:09
like the amount of people that are
00:48:10
nervous at right now and that you guys
00:48:12
are just like having General
00:48:13
conversation is mad to me and I'm
00:48:15
thinking first of all you don't need to
00:48:16
say that because that's going to put
00:48:17
more pressure on yeah it makes me feel
00:48:18
nervous because that makes me feel like
00:48:19
I'm missing something facts like let me
00:48:21
just be calm as I am
00:48:24
but how like what is is the procedure
00:48:27
what's the protocol if for example that
00:48:29
does happen do you know what I mean like
00:48:31
people have paid 15,000 people have paid
00:48:33
to come and see you best part of 20,000
00:48:36
and it's like you're just doing the
00:48:39
opening act of your show and it's all
00:48:43
charged all charged there's nothing I
00:48:46
there's nothing I can think or I get wor
00:48:49
or I
00:48:50
get so nervous that I try and do
00:48:53
something so dramatic like I stand up
00:48:55
and try and do a back flip or something
00:48:56
I knew going to say back flip like I
00:48:58
stand on the chair and try and do a back
00:48:59
flick and it it DS my whole dance and
00:49:02
they have to escort me off they have to
00:49:05
a they can't even pick me up they draped
00:49:07
you from my jacket and I'm sliding
00:49:10
across the O2 no I scream why is this
00:49:15
happening why is this
00:49:17
happening I can't believe this happen BR
00:49:20
scream for 5 minutes why is this
00:49:23
happening do you think you would be okay
00:49:26
I'm charging I'm done yeah yeah yeah I'm
00:49:28
done I'm mered do you I'm merked do you
00:49:32
think you will be able to hold the
00:49:35
show uh because they pay to see some I
00:49:39
think I could but like I would be so
00:49:42
inside my own head of people being like
00:49:44
I'm not watching the rest of this and
00:49:47
because I can't see at the back I'm
00:49:50
assuming people are moving on M yeah
00:49:52
yeah they' leaving bro yeah yeah yeah
00:49:55
they've dispersed
00:49:57
um I
00:50:00
think I would try again I would go to
00:50:03
Rhyme Time bring Harry and darkest out
00:50:06
and see how we're feeling after that I
00:50:09
would address what the [ __ ] just
00:50:12
happened you can play on that for a bit
00:50:14
as well I'll play pause yeah I'll play
00:50:16
I'll play on it for a few minutes pause
00:50:18
and
00:50:19
like make out like you're coming
00:50:22
back make out that you're going to come
00:50:24
back MH um and just be like
00:50:27
raw boy that was I didn't expect that or
00:50:30
did I anyway segment bang bang bang and
00:50:32
just build it up as if you're coming
00:50:34
back okay and then Rhyme Time gang gang
00:50:37
gang gang gang call see if the crowd's
00:50:38
still engaged if I'm
00:50:42
hearing then I'd be like you know what
00:50:44
actually let me go check if he's all
00:50:45
right cuz my boy could be dead and then
00:50:48
you want to come back out yeah 86 the
00:50:50
whole thing [ __ ] you couldn't be awake
00:50:53
when I get back there
00:50:54
though just chilling watch yeah you
00:50:57
couldn't listen you couldn't be
00:50:59
conscious when I get back in there cuz
00:51:01
you don't want to see the level of
00:51:03
ferocity you'd render me
00:51:05
on you better I hope you're
00:51:08
concussed bro cuz when I get my hands on
00:51:10
you
00:51:12
bro bro oh God nah you'll never see
00:51:16
violence like it oh God a
00:51:22
backflip again were you bro I would put
00:51:26
so many pors in your face Bro
00:51:30
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] bro i' be angry I know I
00:51:34
know I don't even know what that
00:51:35
question yeah there's not an apology in
00:51:37
the world there isn't you're not making
00:51:39
sense yeah I'd have to apologize to the
00:51:41
nation I'd have to go on live stream
00:51:44
like an hour later and be like I'm I'm
00:51:46
sorry I fumbled the bag and I fumbled
00:51:49
everyone's time yeah yeah it's nuts uh
00:51:51
right I have a game oh nice that I want
00:51:54
to try so uh
00:51:57
we're just going to call it roll the
00:51:58
dice okay so we're going to go for 10
00:52:01
please REM we're going to do roll the
00:52:03
dice best friend Edition okay okay so
00:52:07
what that means is is the dice is going
00:52:10
to get
00:52:11
rolled once Fu had for example who
00:52:14
whoever turn is it I am not allowed to
00:52:17
see what number it lands on okay okay so
00:52:20
for example if it lands on
00:52:23
seven I can't see it landed on seven and
00:52:26
then there's going to be a
00:52:28
subcategory that Fu had will pick so it
00:52:31
could be we'll write a list actually
00:52:33
before we'll write a list and then I
00:52:35
want you to will come up with things and
00:52:37
it could be let's say it's chicken
00:52:39
tenders mhm so that's the subcategory
00:52:43
could be yeah say sub category chick
00:52:44
tenders and then I don't know what
00:52:46
landed and you'll tell me what the
00:52:47
subcategory is and I have to guess what
00:52:50
number came I would say chicken tenders
00:52:52
i' say chicken tenders and I'll be like
00:52:53
o fuad how does fuad feel about chicken
00:52:55
tenders I see okay say I'm going to give
00:52:59
it a seven I see okay okay cool yeah I'm
00:53:01
down to play yeah I'm down to play all
00:53:03
right ready yep right guys we're going
00:53:05
to play Roll the nice right so I'm going
00:53:07
to close my eyes for you guys going to
00:53:08
go first right so it's
00:53:09
stopped right I'm going to open my eyes
00:53:11
can you take it off the screen come off
00:53:13
the screen it's off the screen
00:53:14
Nottingham Forest
00:53:16
FC Nottingham Forest Football
00:53:21
Club oh my word
00:53:28
how does fuhad feel about Nottingham
00:53:31
Forest I'm going to say this dice came
00:53:35
I've so for context I've never heard you
00:53:38
speak about n and forest or have I from
00:53:42
what I can remember I've never heard you
00:53:44
speak about nor Forest okay now there
00:53:46
are certain teams that are low in the
00:53:48
table that you said have had seasoned
00:53:51
mhm Seasons sorry off the top of my head
00:53:56
I I don't ever remember you mentioning
00:53:57
Nottingham Forest okay based on that I'm
00:54:01
going to say it landed like two or three
00:54:05
would you like to reveal the the number
00:54:08
three well played gang well played gang
00:54:11
gang gang gang gang g g g cool cool
00:54:12
we're weing we're cing we're cing we're
00:54:14
cooking we're cooking all right roll the
00:54:16
dice roll the dice roll the dice
00:54:19
interesting let me know when I could you
00:54:21
can look now y
00:54:23
yep well played yeah well played yeah
00:54:26
man never mind never mind
00:54:28
M this is a very tricky number okay I
00:54:32
will say I'm going to say
00:54:37
reok
00:54:39
reok the only thing I know about you and
00:54:42
rebok is that you have one well you've
00:54:44
got you've
00:54:46
had two pairs of the same creps which
00:54:48
are Reebok the white pair with a brown
00:54:51
trim and at the time you wore it semic
00:54:55
consistently cuz it was dripped but it's
00:54:58
it's out of pocket now it doesn't really
00:55:01
matter
00:55:03
rebot I'm just going to say it my brain
00:55:04
is telling me
00:55:06
four reveal the
00:55:08
answer
00:55:10
oh wow yes she got it on the spot that
00:55:14
means spit on a spot four on the spot
00:55:18
well [ __ ] played well [ __ ] played
00:55:21
let's go wow we're really B it we're
00:55:24
cooking jesz
00:55:27
[ __ ] hell yeah
00:55:31
man what a start what a start inde right
00:55:34
I'm covering my eyes cool cool cool
00:55:36
Jesus I can't believe that Nei can I I
00:55:38
can't believe that I was trying to see
00:55:40
once I said the know if like you do any
00:55:41
micro Expressions on your face but you
00:55:43
you stayed stationary you know do you
00:55:45
know what it was I even forgot about
00:55:47
those trainers as well so the fact that
00:55:49
you implemented them in as the only
00:55:50
rebok thing I've ever owned I was like
00:55:53
gang he actually might land this fair
00:55:55
play wow well done play interesting okay
00:55:59
you can you can look now all right cool
00:56:01
maam strips maam
00:56:05
strips okay maam
00:56:09
strips you obviously have a disgusting
00:56:13
Sweet
00:56:14
Tooth maam strips as an overall even
00:56:18
among the maam family a pretty top
00:56:23
tier and just so I'm I'm clarifying you
00:56:26
mean the thin strips versus The Sticks
00:56:29
no yeah the yes yes cuz the other ones
00:56:31
are called joysticks these are strips
00:56:34
yes the fact that you have an in-depth
00:56:36
knowledge about the titles of different
00:56:40
subcategories of
00:56:42
maam means that maam is
00:56:46
already past seven so the
00:56:50
strips they're also very malleable so
00:56:55
you can either bite it off or you can
00:56:59
tootsy roll it and dash the whole thing
00:57:01
in there I'm gonna say eight or nine if
00:57:03
you could pick up one number what would
00:57:05
you
00:57:06
say for a maam strip I think it's the
00:57:09
best maam there is the sticks are really
00:57:11
good
00:57:14
though I love this game if I had again
00:57:18
I'm going to say eight or nine I'm going
00:57:19
to lean
00:57:21
into eight reveal the number
00:57:24
please let go
00:57:27
W this game is so
00:57:29
sick yes
00:57:33
bro wow yes yes wow wow yeah you locked
00:57:37
in you locked in I love it I love it
00:57:42
let's [ __ ] go bro nice man right all
00:57:45
right close your eyes yeah yeah we'll do
00:57:47
this as the last one in charger yeah
00:57:48
cool cool cool we're three for three mhm
00:57:53
o okay yeah I can look Baki Hanmer the
00:58:01
anime off the cuff I have a number but
00:58:04
let me speculate a little I have two
00:58:06
numbers in my head because we both know
00:58:10
baky Hanmer as an anime the storyline is
00:58:13
trash the arms is decent but as an
00:58:16
overall anime it's mid and the two
00:58:18
numbers that are coming to my head be
00:58:20
even before you even said the
00:58:21
subcategory I had a feeling it was
00:58:23
either going to land on three or five
00:58:26
and baky is a three or five anime
00:58:28
depending on who you ask and I'd like to
00:58:30
believe it's not a it's the dice isn't
00:58:34
or the number isn't as a repeat number
00:58:36
of what we've done and I think raina's
00:58:38
five is a bit too high so I'm going to
00:58:42
go with my G and say
00:58:44
three reveal the
00:58:47
number damn five damn I I KN I was
00:58:50
saying three or five he did say three or
00:58:52
five 30 or five he did say 30 or five
00:58:54
[ __ ] I literally before you said the
00:58:56
subcat I was thinking to myself why he's
00:58:57
going to say it's going to be a three or
00:58:58
a five fair play this is a good game
00:59:01
though a good game this is really I'm
00:59:02
livid I'm Liv as soon as you said backy
00:59:06
Hanmer storyline is [ __ ] trash arms
00:59:10
are good the show's mid I was thinking
00:59:12
go with it and say five cuz that's
00:59:15
exactly where my head was at st's
00:59:17
[ __ ] ass arms is pretty decent five
00:59:21
as soon as you said it's mid I was
00:59:22
thinking say five say five say five well
00:59:25
done though yeah well done G [ __ ]
00:59:27
good G I like this game very good game
00:59:29
we're going to run it back all right
00:59:30
guys we're going to charge it there
00:59:31
thank you very very very much as always
00:59:33
love love love gangang gang
00:59:37
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