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[music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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Hello Hello I
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never tire of saying that humor is not
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only an entertainer but also a therapist. Friends,
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you will be surprised. A smile has a positive
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effect on cardiac activity. We
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smile when we feel. That nothing threatens us.
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Muscle activity is involved in this. a
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smile sends messages to the brain
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signaling safety, which leads to a
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significant decrease in heart rate, the
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immune system is strengthened,
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smiles and laughter improve blood circulation and
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increase overall tone in the body,
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the number of antibodies that
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fight infections and improve the
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functioning of the immune system increases, a
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well-known joke when the doctor asks whether we
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will treat or let him
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have my answer we will make a
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lost phone funny a
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skit on
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the price there is a shortage and a homeless person Khristenko comes out
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But it’s unlikely to work out It will work out
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Oh well, come here Homeless man
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let’s just go for it
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like this, it’s warmer Come on winter
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about Cardin
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from Gucci And
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on the floor there’s a mobile phone put the phone in
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I don’t have
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yours
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Yes, don’t So and on the other end of the price comes
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Danilets Danilets the
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woman
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can’t wait,
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that’s how it will
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all work out
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[applause]
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Go idealize in her,
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I feel the vibes and the
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phone starts ringing,
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but wait Yes, I’ll come out
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Call again
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Oh how
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[ music]
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I can’t get through on the phone Why don’t you
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pick up the phone
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they’re screaming woman home
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[music] [
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and
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who else’s
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address is
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already drunk I forgot the address Google 15
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apartment 3
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now I swear there
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was a phone somewhere I called I remember I I
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called so I took the phone out, I called
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after that I put the phone in my pocket and
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ran to the subway, it means it fell out somewhere
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here in the trash
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[music] You
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won’t help The thing is that I
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lost the phone somewhere I don’t understand Where Oh you
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won’t give it to me I’ll
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dial my phone now and by the call we’ll understand
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where he is here. Thank you
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[music]
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and who are you with the
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lilac coat?
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Excuse me The point is that you have my phone [music] and where are you? I’m going home [music] like Wait But this it’s my house
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[music]
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and how? So I’ll call my
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wife now and tell her not to open the door for you
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[music] [
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music]
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can I call you one more time?
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Thank you very much [
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music]
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darling [
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music]
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how did you understand that I understood this
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[ music]
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[applause]
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I want you to immediately leave the house,
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you know everything,
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take everything you need
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and so that in five minutes Petrovich
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[music] [
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music]
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and as a man he is a complete loser.
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She says that you, as a man, are a complete
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loser, you might think
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May 27
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me I urgently need to call the trash heap
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[music]
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oh
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Hey man,
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I'm
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needed by chance I just lost mine,
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hold 100
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Wow
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[music] I
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haven't been dry for a week man
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[applause] [
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music] [
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applause] [
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music]
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This is my address This is my phone this is my
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dad
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[music]
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Why Sometimes I make memories
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Well, probably because I’m old, but As the
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sages of my genre taught me, you need to
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turn your shortcomings into
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advantages and sometimes even into advantages. The
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fact is that I found several
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generations of outstanding artists of our
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art and not only our I
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for example, I was honored
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to meet Duke Ellington,
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Smarlene Dietrich and many others, and our
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artists don’t even need to be mentioned. But
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the most important thing is that I remember hundreds,
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if not more, of the brightest pop
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numbers and theatrical performances
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that I would really like to talk about and, if
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possible, show to today’s audiences.
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Of course from what will happen, as it
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seems to me, is interesting today
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What is the charm of the culture
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of the past for us, that same culture that we
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no longer know or have forgotten or know
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inaccurately and Is it important to know I
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think that it is very important and it turns out that
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this section which I called old
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charming pop We want to return to
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you the smiles of the past. For
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example, the young Italian artist
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Nsovidi, who in the 50s brought us the
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most interesting sound, an imitation
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radio number, several of our artists
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grabbed this original idea and
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used it all their lives, let's see the
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original
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[music] [
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music] [
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music]
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[music ]
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another artist from Italy this is already the 90s
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Claudio Channelli literally made smiles out of nothing
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[music]
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[applause] [ music]
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[applause] [music]
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[music]
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in the fifties When
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television appeared, I saw comics for the first time in my life
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their dances were performed by very
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respected artists Nikolai Cherkasov Roman
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Yuriev and Pyotr Berezov
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potashen and Charlie Chaplin then they were
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young and were playing with their hearts
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1924 almost 100 years ago
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[music]
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after the war people especially needed a
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cheerful word that not only made them happy
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but also gave hope and the artists didn’t
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keep themselves waiting, they showed up,
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thank God, and did their noble work from the heart,
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Tarapunka and Plug Yuri Timoshenko and
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Efim Berezin, my comrades, looking up to
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me, are catching up with other theater
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organizations. What is it, don’t pay
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attention, in all our orchestras we
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have drummers, our singers live
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happily, and even in the circus, the Lilliputians
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show great growth. Therefore, if I leave
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work, this
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will be a heavy blow for all of our art; he
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hides and seeks. You see, this is our nonsense, the
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sensory
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apparatus of the plug system, model 207, without
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Hail to him, Bis cannot stand lies. Wow, the
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apparatus invented the plug on my head is
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not bad Allow me to continue my report
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Where did I stop? That is, you
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stopped Here at this place
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Now continue, my
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dear comrades, my citizens, in general, if you
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figure it out so well, I’m generally a good worker.
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I can say a big worker
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that it’s broken; I’m also a cut above
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from all directors
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in the sense
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But in my work there are unprecedented successes
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[music]
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And in general, sooner or later My work
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will be noted and awards will shower on me one after another
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recently, someone made a bitter joke Nothing
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reduces people’s demands more than prices. I
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want something for look at the price But no, I
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don’t want to think today the prices are not
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just They bite like rabid dogs, they
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just tear you apart, then you still
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have to get an injection for rabies That’s
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what’s interesting: they raise the prices for alcohol so
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that people drink less, so they buy
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cigarettes so they smoke less, and here the
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question arises What is the purpose of raising
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fees for utility services?
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Yes,
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raised prices humiliate people.
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This is not just a thought; prices
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are raised; people are humiliated; it is already
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said so deeply;
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they are humiliated; they have to somehow
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adapt. I would like to
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read such a monologue about one
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person who takes everything not just
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cheaper than everyone else. much exactly twice that That is,
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for half the price,
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I’m lucky, I’m not a fool and I was born,
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God gave me a mind that I can’t get enough of my mind
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on my pump Yes, there’s a lot of
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brains in my head,
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sometimes even in my ear I’m afraid to pick the brain and
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hurt it
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and blowing my nose
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didn’t happen
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much you know, in economics,
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since childhood, I won’t overpay anyone for anything, I
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take it I just
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took your hat recently Well, I’ve
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worn out my fur on my head, everything doesn’t keep you warm
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anymore, well, it’s better to take a fool or something, not a
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fool, I
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took it, it crawled in,
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well, it’s a cool hat, I’ll say
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The further you look at it,
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but but it’s warm, I already have Sanka, and I do
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n’t have one ear, really. I won’t
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lie, the other one is hanging out, let’s say it’s
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frozen on one side and it’s all warm, and in
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the summer it’s generally hot for me,
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wise, I can give you advice, please always
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contact me,
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in short, I decided to get myself a new TV, well
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fool let's take the
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horizon
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now they
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don't do things like that anymore didn't want to do something they exploded more often
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than they turned on they
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had a lot of broken spare parts
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[music]
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such a thick sound,
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well, we were constantly spinning from the sound, we lost
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it somewhere while we were bringing it closer on a sled along
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asphalt
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ru
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Well, I listened to it for a long time, I listened to my TV,
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then I took something and freaked out. The dump truck
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took my whole shirt, and
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wrinkled it. Well, he crushed it on me with a stick. Well,
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I’m not a fool;
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for half the price, I didn’t take any
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money; it wasn’t like that; for this money, Kolkin
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House, we remembered
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that. pieces from the TV house then
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exploded
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from the economy I had Vasilek, I
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have a brother, he decided to buy himself a
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new walk-behind tractor,
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not new, of course the walk-behind tractor is no longer
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old, but a good monologue, and they
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don’t say anything bad about the dead walk-behind tractors either, the new
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one costs 10 thousand and we they took it
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for 8
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and spare parts for 6
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every month they took spare parts then I
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was lucky to get it for the fifth year,
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the only thing is that it’s bad and it
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plows me with it. Well, yes it conjugates me and plows it on me. What am
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I going to do? I’m already bad for
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myself. By the way, this
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refrigerator was not taken by a young person, of course.
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[music] the
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sausage while you put it on your hands is freezing up to your
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knees
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without mittens I don’t agree the sausage
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is shaking all over from the cold
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for half the price such luck is
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better than a new one freezing
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in shorts will not pass by
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[applause]
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[applause] it’s
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standing on the street throw it
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into the house it won’t go into the industrial one
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and the sister I have Svetka. She decided to
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take a ticket to Moscow. Well, I
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ask the churchyard for the price, I know how. My brother went to the station with
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the guys before he bazaared. He took
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half-price
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tickets to Moscow, everything is
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fine. I already sent a letter, he
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says we’re standing, the rails are over
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[applause]
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The doctor told me
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in confidence, of course, that I also have
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brains in my back, there is a
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spinal cord,
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someone, when I really think about it, my back
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itches at the very bottom, I have
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n’t looked into all the corners of my body yet,
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but I suspect
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[music]
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Okay, I’ll go there Vitka wants to
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take a new car, and I know Grishka has a
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cool automatic car it
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starts when it wants to, it stalls when they
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need to, I’ll go and give them a hint, they
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haven’t hit me yet for the tips. Thank you
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[applause]
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[applause]
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[music]
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[music]
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not so long ago they wanted to
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open a new reality show on television called
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Who is Stronger than a Chainsaw but after the first
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release had to close this case because of the
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naturalness of God. Wow, now they
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say they want to launch another program
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in the format of a talk show, it will be called let them
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not lie; they even rehearsed this
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program, but nothing happened, everyone
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sat and was silent, someone sighed, someone
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hummed sometimes they scratched their heads so sadly
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and parted ways, throwing up their hands. Well, what should we do? They
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say on the next channel they are launching a
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reality show called House 3, they recruited
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only Moldovans. Well, they are hard-working people who
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did not make love and
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silently built two without scandals,
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and the other show was broadcast live and
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the host asked a question to the hero of this talk show, have
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you been living for five years with absolutely no food?
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How did you manage to do this? You probably took
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lessons from Tibetan monks No, he says I
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took out a mortgage one
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day from Bernard, they asked how much
00:31:47
you would like to earn to consider
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yourself happy, he said exactly how
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much I earn according to the opinion of my
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neighbors.
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And I would answer to myself exactly
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as much as the newspapers attribute to me,
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how do I understand Bernard Shaw, having watched
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some shows about myself,
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there is nothing more painful for a
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licensed employee than starting a
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new television project
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[applause]
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All sorts of people walk around here and interfere with work,
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terrible work actually Tell
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me please excuse me please
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tell me this is here recruiting in an
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intellectual show you
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are expressing I
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say xs we are here casting for a
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new intellectual show xs I want to know
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in short
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I too xs then I also want to know you
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know my head
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was a big head I have since childhood in a
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hole from a T-shirt
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[laughter]
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I really want to know, I don’t know,
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it’s true that the main prize is a
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million.
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Well, if you answer all the questions and
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pass the casting, then you will become
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the winner and get a million
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for sure
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[applause]
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all the questions
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[music] I
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won’t say who
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I will
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answer all your questions, I
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listen to you
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Well, okay, let's start with a
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children's question for children Yes Stepashka the hare Piggy the
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pig
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Filya Kirkorov
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Filya the dog
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Here even the children know, but I don’t Let’s ask a
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question for adults Yes, this is not
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suitable Let’s take half a liter,
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add another half liter,
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add another half a liter of
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Tryndets will make a
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good snack Then nothing will
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turn out well One and a half liters, this is clear to a hedgehog Listen,
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you didn’t answer the second
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question, what are
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you doing now I’ll tune your brain, you
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answer here please
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These are my wife’s cutlets,
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guessed
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it’s arsenic and mouse and Yak
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no arsenic compared to my
00:35:57
wife’s cutlets this is a piece of candy
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I brought you. Do you want to try
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no eat no
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maybe get out of here
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brain you are here I am here answer
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women over 40 like
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sex begins
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this is Stas Mikhailov
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So it’s the same thing
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I won put the bird
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I can’t tick you Well
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let’s have an additional question Let's ask
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questions from the field of anatomy
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What organ does a person grow throughout his life?
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bake
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many holidays; he is on duty; the liver;
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I choose the liver;
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I give you a hint;
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this is a three-letter word [
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music]
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[applause] it
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really grows all his life,
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but men don’t know
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[music]
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[applause]
00:38:23
Well, it can’t be that it’s all a lie, a lie, a lie,
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no And you say so,
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it’s the nose nose Oh, that’s what I
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thought, put the bird on the nose, the nose is
00:38:43
really growing.
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Wow, the nose left us with a nose,
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listen And you were smart as a child, I’m
00:38:56
smart as I was now
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it’s impossible to get out of here
00:39:11
Name the weapon of mass destruction
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Dom-2
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[music]
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This is wrong, you
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can’t even give an answer to basic questions So you’re
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asking a complex question You’re asking what are you
00:39:24
doing at all, are you overwhelming me yes on
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purpose yes Okay Let’s have the
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simplest question in a white fur coat jumping eating a
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carrot that this is my wife on a diet,
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this is a bunny, but that’s what I call her, a
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good question from the field of literature,
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a question from the field of literature, who told
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me that no one will get you, my wife,
00:39:51
when she married me, are
00:39:55
there any options? there is a
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neighbor Valka from the house opposite
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Tamarka hairdresser Lyuska from the fifth
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floor
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mother-dentist
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Nyurka from Zhek
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and Pyotr Petrovich From the basement
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[applause]
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Pyotr Petrovich has something to do with it, but when everyone is
00:40:29
busy I play cards with him with my teeth
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[music] [
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[applause]
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I recognized her
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you are not related no,
00:41:08
why are you wasting my time And you
00:41:12
understand the questions in nuts and bolts You yourself
00:41:15
don’t know anything, you’re sitting here looking smart,
00:41:19
making questions, he’s asking you, they’ve written
00:41:21
the answers, you’re pretending to be smart. Now I’ll
00:41:24
ask you a question. You won’t answer more than one.
00:41:26
Please ask
00:41:28
ask a
00:41:32
large electrical
00:41:35
network turn on the button, press the steam,
00:41:46
it's my wife who got me,
00:41:49
buy it, she says this,
00:41:55
otherwise, she says, I
00:42:01
won't let you in, ask a normal question. Well, okay, okay, okay, let's not make
00:42:04
a scandal. A normal question, but difficult
00:42:07
from the field of music, well, four words, remember, it's
00:42:10
very important to remember every word.
00:42:14
Why does Olga Buzova sing
00:42:24
[ applause]
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[applause]
00:42:40
time,
00:42:45
you don’t have another question by any chance
00:42:47
that has an answer
00:42:51
like this, there
00:42:53
’s another question Well, he’s walking on the wall and
00:42:59
dancing,
00:43:05
who’s that
00:43:17
[music] I’m
00:43:29
asking, well, is it possible
00:43:35
[applause]
00:43:41
I don’t know I don’t I know
00:44:03
what she's from.
00:44:11
Well, you know,
00:44:14
some kind of nonsense.
00:44:17
So let me ask you. What does it mean
00:44:20
if, based on your logic, a woman
00:44:23
comes in red, it means you can't
00:44:26
meet her, and if she wears Green, then
00:44:30
you can,
00:44:31
but if she came in yellow, then what does it
00:44:34
mean you can't, but soon it will be possible?
00:44:39
wait for me now you can go away and
00:44:42
everything in
00:44:43
my opinion I won
00:44:47
in the
00:44:49
pocket we didn’t agree We did
00:44:52
n’t agree well okay Okay
00:44:55
last question
00:45:07
tune in okay How is the connection
00:45:18
entering one door coming out of two
00:45:22
doors
00:45:28
well [
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music]
00:45:31
[applause]
00:45:32
[music]
00:45:38
walking through one door comes out of two
00:45:43
time what is it I don’t know what it is
00:45:48
What is it This is a man putting on underpants
00:46:00
on top one door
00:46:03
at the bottom Two doors that you don’t understand
00:46:06
walks into one comes out of two
00:46:16
another question additional
00:46:20
what else do you need Let’s
00:46:24
complicate it then
00:46:26
enters one door
00:46:29
exits of three doors
00:46:38
[music]
00:46:40
[applause]
00:46:41
[music]
00:46:45
[applause] [
00:46:53
music]
00:47:02
panties with a hole or something
00:47:04
[music]
00:47:10
this is a guy putting on a T-
00:47:15
shirt at the bottom one door at the top three What’s
00:47:18
unclear here
00:47:21
Okay, the last riddle, focus
00:47:25
if you don’t guess, take me to the show
00:47:30
entered completely came out partially
00:47:36
who it is
00:47:40
[music] I
00:47:50
don’t know the man is a
00:48:00
tiger trainer
00:48:07
like this
00:48:09
[applause]
00:48:17
Get ready let’s get out of here let’s go I
00:48:20
say Where did I find it
00:48:22
No we’ll go to the store I
00:48:27
’ll buy you three steamers with my own money
00:48:41
[music]
00:48:44
[applause]
00:48:51
[music]
00:48:57
next topic yellow press our
00:49:00
independent press is the most independent its
00:49:03
message is completely independent of
00:49:06
real events I was given
00:49:08
idiotic headlines yellow press
00:49:11
climbers abused Over the abyss Here is
00:49:15
such a simple thing and they
00:49:18
abused Over the abyss 40 years old girl
00:49:22
caught bouquets for a wedding
00:49:25
storks demand a kickback for the second child
00:49:30
The number of children
00:49:32
conceived in traffic jams is growing.
00:49:36
The paparazzi caught himself in the shower with a
00:49:39
camera.
00:49:41
This sounds like a parody. It sounds like a parody in the sense
00:49:45
of the yellow press. Light thefts are allowed in Holland. A sadistic
00:49:55
woman forced her husband
00:49:59
to say every day that he loved her.
00:50:03
Such things happen in Baidan. IQ has stabilized,
00:50:09
someone thought so
00:50:11
Orbakaite came from Pugacheva to listen to
00:50:15
this amazing discovery
00:50:18
Nikolai Valuev is only afraid of the mirror, this is the
00:50:23
witty
00:50:25
moaning of Maria Sharapova that keeps the
00:50:28
spectators on the court awake
00:50:30
[laughter]
00:50:33
Cicero wrote his name with twos This is
00:50:38
what happens
00:50:43
in a fit of dandruff, a man pulled out
00:50:47
all his hair, you
00:50:50
know, caught A fisherman with an arm span of
00:50:55
more than three meters
00:50:58
[music]
00:51:01
one famous lady said it well until I
00:51:05
found out that they were writing about me, I would never have
00:51:08
thought that my life was so interesting, the
00:51:12
humor of a woman translated this disgusting
00:51:15
phenomenon into the realm of jokes, clever girls
00:51:18
[music] [
00:51:24
music]
00:51:33
[music]
00:51:48
Hallelujah the eyes of the
00:51:50
heads of
00:51:53
one of the tabloid articles
00:51:57
[music]
00:52:03
when
00:52:06
pressing
00:52:07
Martian hockey
00:52:09
[music]
00:52:11
journalists bring us joy
00:52:17
bought a newspaper you opened a page there
00:52:21
your biography
00:52:24
was full of snow swallowing a little tear rejoice
00:52:28
demons I’m reading the article to myself I’m a woman you
00:52:31
want to show me in the photo
00:52:36
I’m lying in a swimsuit [music]
00:52:38
[applause]
00:52:40
on the road
00:52:42
[music]
00:52:58
tabloid articles
00:53:01
like this Stop perverting here I
00:53:06
propose to deal with this press
00:53:08
After all, if for days a
00:53:11
newspaper mushroom can make the
00:53:16
very root of a tree sick, we
00:53:20
then produce paper in them
00:53:27
[music] [
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music]
00:53:39
[music ]
00:54:01
tears
00:54:02
[music]
00:54:08
[applause]
00:54:12
Thank you
00:54:13
[applause]
00:54:19
[music]
00:54:25
scientists say Whoever smiles often
00:54:28
feels good because his
00:54:31
head begins to work better with a charge of
00:54:34
positive emotions Well, let's sincerely
00:54:37
hope that this is how it happens with us
00:54:42
[music]

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