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zhou
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yes yes, now I’ve dropped by the gas station and I’ll
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come and get you a chocolate bar, so I
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understood that it’s good with the milk bush and
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with the strawberry flavor, yes I understood it
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well, all 300 liters of solariums 5 column
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white moss 300 liters for a long time
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tell me where you have 2 doors to the right,
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thank you, man, can I pass in front of you? I
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just have condoms,
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chocolate, why are you in such a hurry? It’s been a long time since she gave me
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chocolates,
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but she’s not there; it’s just that her husband left, a
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truck driver, businessman, business trip,
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okay, come on, please,
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condoms, scale, here is the girl in front of
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you, the check is open, girl, you’ve
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already decided this time exactly I hope she’s already
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refueled, it’s being corrected,
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what kind of gas should I put in the girl of the car for
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whist, what a white one you have
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[laughs] let’s
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not get the car out of the tank later,
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but there you’ll have to father I’m afraid of the tank
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with a hose, the tail died
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girl, what kind of pump do you have, I’ll call you
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right away he’s sitting in the car,
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he’s talking to his ex, he didn’t reach it
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with his ex,
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then right away,
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do I have a whole chicken now because of one chicken
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for a similar one will disappear me 6
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really, such a date is on fire, just a
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girl, what kind of white car do you have,
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what column is the white car on? me suzuki
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white mass. it
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remains on May 2,
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hear you ando painted I
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'm looking for it in the registration certificate look at
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the registration certificate it's a green rectangle
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I have one of these I'm sorry it
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says there is paper ran out
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ask the administrator what I noticed
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before the mouse you're a dancer what kind of
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car you have is white again what are you doing dance
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from here, I'm actually closing the piece of paper,
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bring the water white fabia, well, mazda is not
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offended, I have a bridge on which column
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white mazda place 3 4, not a single stall and
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stretched,
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why are you looking like that, I just
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always forget on which side
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this hole is located, which is inserted into guys, please
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reach out there somehow please
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hear you
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qashqai tattered and so in general I understood the jokes
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refuel the task according to your gender stupid
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my husband told me when the light comes on
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go to the gas station but I wanted to put on makeup on my
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lips lowered the visor the light came on
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I’m here already something or about I did a
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campaign was born I have fury chickens, the girl will get wiser, you
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have our card,
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you should look now, so women'secret
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reasonable time frame,
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our store is called a gas station, give me a
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kettle, I look narrowly, please, but can you
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hurry up? I have a husband coming back in three hours,
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you know, I'm probably the first guy, you got
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me now you’ll kill me, but I have to ask for
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a card, you’ll be filling out
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Mike ottomans, it’s a long time to fill out,
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nothing, nothing,
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and please tell me what I’ll get for
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points face
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on the site then I’ll apply there’s no time
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on the Internet, let’s go for a long time,
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she’s mihal from 2
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nazim favorite hello and listening here
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I’m lingering at a gas station,
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lingering at a gas station, give it to
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some stupid gang of some stupid
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blonde,
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let's in short, start without me, serve,
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let's probably start without me,
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don't start without me, hear, you're a repainted [ __ ],
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if there was an Olympics for stupidity, you
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took salad from it,
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don't excuse me you silver
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girl you have cash payment
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non-cash cash so you have
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two and a half liters to a full tank
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from you 50 3 hryvnia
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oh you know him that let’s use the card I
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wanted to say now I’ll redo the check so
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enter the pin code
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the pin code is incorrect then here condoms
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but off we go -go-go lucky you don’t have
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enough money
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I’m just lucky 5
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lie down I said you’re going nowhere and not on dirty
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roads what a day,
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man I’m now that urine
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lying afraid
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quickly got
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you can shoot more quietly my head
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hurt,
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damn it went through my head
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said to run, you've already come to rob with
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two cartridges, it's your brother,
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these girls, we, we, we are giving you
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two and a half liters of napkins,
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come to us, you'll still
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grab about 300 liters, [ __ ] off, [ __ ] off,
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column 5 Tavria until it's full, let's give it
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away, I'm sorry, but on the fifth column
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my moss is no longer at 5 closed,
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this one, of course, I'm wildly sorry, but this is
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a thing for you, for my car, where should I put them
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where here
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[music]
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[applause]
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son ​​is calling hello
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mommy hello hello whatever you wish
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the road okay mom I need your help
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Of course, dear, we’ll do everything, everything,
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I need to send the file from the computer by mail,
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maybe I’d better send you the computer by mail,
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no, mommy, I’m in Europe at a conference, but the
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necessary file was left on the home computer,
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where it can dissolve on its own so that you
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’re healthy for me,
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and mom, don’t hang up, I’ll be there help you
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and yours is in May, yes, help means
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valerian will need mommy
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first you need to turn on the computer turn on
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this school dollar tour on the spot don’t
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worry taxi
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there’s nothing complicated I would do it all myself I don’t have
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remote access open
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to him and you won’t connect through the
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proxy server, son, who are you
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talking to now, that you started
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smoking this stuff again,
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no, let's just say it's easy to tell you
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how to open it, there you have to
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pull the lid, pull the lid,
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they will pull on when you hold the
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lid on the creaking non-civilian
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Batman of the other side will pull another
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oh everyone opened everything opened well done
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now you need to turn it on there is a special
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button like the same they have a ton of buttons here
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my button without inscriptions without inscriptions does
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n’t turn on until I press it’s a space on the top
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right at the top right I
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turn it on oh zign good girl mom look there’s a
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folder on the desktop you see, there’s also a
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folder lying so crookedly
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in it, a file file life only it’s empty,
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like empty also the report in December should
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already be for mantu 100 I took the jar on the
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table I’m there the file is empty everything phew on the table
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mommy look in the computer you see
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these yellow icons they’re called folders
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these are the folders you see, I see one
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folder tricks and the other necessary work is
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I need a job, I’m retired let me
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live in peace mom folder work
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open it how to open it in the form that the mouse has become
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married after all you smoke
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mom such a thing with a cord is it
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it's called a mouse
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and there's an arrow on the screen, twitch the mouse
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and the arrow will twitch twitch
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the mouse, but it doesn't twitch except for
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me, the computer probably sees the mouse,
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what are we for 10,000 you think
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okay mommy, let's take the mouse in your
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right hand and pull it to the upper right
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corner of the shadow and
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Zhenya I finished the video
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the arrow was moving no mom and
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the tail of the mouse it is included in the computer there are no
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women
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it needs to be turned on USB Zhenya
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I don’t know what USB is I hang up the phone
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the store
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will be late and look under the buttons there is
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a rectangle I see with my finger on it the lipstick an
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arrow
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appeared and there was a commotion you're a smart girl, it's a pity let's do the
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rest tomorrow
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mom it's easier to see my computer
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zhaya
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you probably think I'm a fool I'm
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in front of him a poem
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mommy there's no in my computer there's my
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computer and you're a guy smoking mom the
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computer icon you see with the mouse on it in the view point the
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mouse at it and twice the class is
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not
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cool, it doesn’t work out, it doesn’t work out the
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first time, no one succeeds,
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click many times,
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sorry, the photo opened, opened and read,
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format hard, don’t touch anything, I wo
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n’t touch anything, we breathe, we write
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0 and click on the cross
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[applause]
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God forgive me me for everything,
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mom, you’re on the favor of the leaf, Zhenya, I’m already
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on the cross on the sting, I’ve already crossed myself, my
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husband, I need a prayer, what else is
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here mom, mom, mom, your grandmother
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has arrived, because I want grandma,
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your grandson, hello, hello, hello, nokia
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oro, grandma, you’ve arrived, but of course I came
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because there was obscenity on my Instagram
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and even a location for a movie no grandma didn’t
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see by the way listen on the grater you
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don’t write to us for classmates anymore and
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I left from there why my
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classmates finished I
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wanted you don’t need to transfer the file from the computer
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and how did I wash the upholstery I washed the
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saw so conveniently, of course, then we’ll
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wrap up a couple of Jeepers presentations, partner
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again, I’ll just open remote access, open it
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myself, pick it up, super, let’s
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openly,
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thank you, and let’s go, as long as mom,
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how did you figure it all out, my daughter,
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I took away the subsidies of the world
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[applause]
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[music]
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hello buddy yes yes we had a great walk ugh
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listen for a day I’m leaving I ca
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n’t leave but I just put the phone
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on charge for an hour after all you know well that I
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sent my mother and my wife to Europe
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500 euros for two weekend tour yes
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okay everything is fine let’s go for now I have to
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meet them airports, let’s not
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understand everything, and she can imagine, but our luggage was
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stolen, and I didn’t buy this hand luggage
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at night,
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and with my mother, I was tired,
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I didn’t sleep, wait for me, I’m already wondering
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how you rested there in Europe,
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tell me, tell me nothing, it’s boring in
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in Europe, you were right, how many caches are
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different, 100 for
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two basins, mom specially went to
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and so that you would check and
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see that everything was fine, I was on
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my own, thanks mom, tell me,
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we spent a lot, and why don’t you receive text messages from the
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bank, no,
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I just phone to charge under I didn’t
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understand that you took my card
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just in case
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[music]
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and now it’s beginning
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[applause]
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so let’s go in order
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20 euros at the airport
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is an overload of luggage, we didn’t know what the
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weather would be like there 40 euros at the airport
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and this is an overload passenger, well, yes, it’s always like that with mom, a
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bottle of martini,
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and you know how I would be a little
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like a bottle of cognac on board an airplane,
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abusing like mom is afraid to fly, a bottle of
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whiskey, be afraid, you know, like mom is a fighter,
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stop
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okay, 30 euros, let’s skip it, it’s a trifle, 300
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euros, let it be yours my mother had an operation my
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mother
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what operation was removed
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I was on what tattoo a small thing that you
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missed for 30 euros
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another salon
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and this is a haircut even I don’t see that
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anything has changed
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this intimate haircut in the evening I’ll check and
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Tanya to
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[applause]
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my suga came
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and this I came to
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call, I couldn’t ask for advice,
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I said I could save money on little things with you
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on little things,
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the bill for telephone calls, so you
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still called someone, I should have gotten
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some advice, I can’t take a white fur coat and I’m
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flying at that moment
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[applause]
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let it be but it’s like that just a fur coat in
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Ukraine isn’t there where are your fur coats in the
00:21:54
stolen luggage places of it what is it that I
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drank
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what kind of beer did I drink for 300 euros sand and
00:22:06
draft
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mom that I drank a barrel no but in Belgium
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we visited an architectural monument
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sculpture of an
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inherent boy for 200 euros and that’s
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already a fine for what
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, now life,
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but
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withdrawing cash is of no use to you in Europe,
00:22:49
cash, what the hell are secrets in Europe,
00:22:57
cash is only needed for three things, to
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buy drugs,
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weapons, prostitutes, window
00:23:05
[applause]
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so good, I paid for the road,
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but it’s called deportation,
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Tucker, it’s clear what for an hour
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you arrived earlier the day you arrived yesterday we were
00:23:35
detained in Boryspil and waited for mom to
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start talking
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mom you were hiding something mom
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couldn’t say at all that she had eaten too much they would beat me I’m
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even curious if you could have something like that mom
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ate too much in Amsterdam I had cupcakes you
00:24:07
brought you a gift and honestly your
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favorite 1 light green
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this is it I'm getting drunk on
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the phone
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I'm on the phone
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crediting the account with 200 euros the
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red light district accounting did
00:24:42
these she said that I had to take it
00:24:45
in cash
00:24:47
I'm my
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another 200 euros also mine
00:24:57
another 200 thousand.
00:25:05
our I want to tell you a big secret,
00:25:10
soon you will have a favorite
00:25:20
fool, his name is lemon in the world,
00:25:24
he’s flying to Borispol tomorrow, you think
00:25:27
we’ve become friends,
00:25:31
and athome
00:25:32
[applause]
00:25:36
I
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[music]
00:25:43
diesel
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[music]
00:25:52
DJ w
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