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you sang the choice fast00:00:03
open it glasses fractions g-shock00:00:08
vizar00:00:10
raisins00:00:11
to our concerts d-bus 2 for00:00:15
coming00:00:16
we joke and kind personal nice the rest we00:00:20
look at nothing.00:00:25
Let us00:00:27
remind you for those who have now come up00:00:29
[music]00:00:35
[applause]00:00:38
good evening Ukraine00:00:40
[music]00:00:43
considering the results at the Olympics under a00:00:46
neutral flag,00:00:49
our athletes should have competed for the country, it would not be so00:00:52
offensive and not so embarrassing in front of northern00:00:55
mega-power neighbors such as00:00:57
Thailand00:00:58
Australia and Liechtenstein00:01:02
now if someone criticizes something in00:01:05
our country it is customary to immediately call it the00:01:07
mouthpiece of the Kremlin, so if someone does00:01:10
n’t like it now, here’s our next song,00:01:12
keep in mind it’s called the mouthpiece of the Kremlin00:01:15
blah blah blah blah00:01:17
but to be honest we wanted this song00:01:21
I would like to help you00:01:22
think a little00:01:27
[applause]00:01:28
[music]00:01:37
if you criticize something in the country00:01:39
instantly on Facebook, your friends all00:01:43
call you a choir, stop being the00:01:46
mouthpiece of the Kremlin and adopt00:01:49
this tactic for yourself now, we will take this tactic into00:01:54
service now and who is connected with the Kremlin00:01:59
every year us in early spring on00:02:01
the roads of the country and took about Todor, I’ll definitely00:02:05
tell you this cream, drank it,00:02:09
leave potholes on the roads and in Rome do00:02:12
editing that00:02:14
tastes only crooked hands crazy stream I’m00:02:19
tired of talking about the cops and the minister can’t00:02:23
because she can hear the00:02:26
omnipresent Kremlin across the country flies away00:02:30
Europe leaves Canada00:02:33
I am Ukraine who has no business legs00:02:36
100% legs of the Kremlin in almost every00:02:39
entrance of the house00:02:41
at night chicken hemp is not smoked by00:02:44
Ukrainians but by some Kremlin nuove store00:02:49
or you go in and step on this one for00:02:53
guess who has already made it00:02:56
clear the Kremlin’s lawsuit has been00:02:59
going on in Russia for a year now Ani Lorak and00:03:02
Loboda turned out that these were Ukrainian00:03:07
stars of the Kremlin,00:03:08
but here the meter is holding a uniform, medicine is being00:03:12
buried in it, and some aunt and the states of00:03:16
Allah are teaching such Kremlins for the fashionable00:03:19
Kremlin diet, the price of food is rising,00:03:23
and in the Carpathians, any with on the rivers for any00:03:27
juice Iraq Romero is00:03:30
the highest Those huge nicknames in the entrances about00:03:34
us stink of the newly built Kremlin with00:03:38
terrible Kremlin rapeseed, they planted their00:03:42
fields00:03:43
and along the rivers and forests there is a fence as high as the00:03:47
Kremlin wall and add to the river00:03:50
you will come out from unclean bottles that every00:03:55
evening the Kremlin light goes on, that’s when00:03:59
we will restore order in our native land00:04:03
so that Europe would envy the00:04:07
code-breakers and sissies in the Kremlin if we do00:04:10
n’t take on the country as one big00:04:13
family00:04:14
then a hundred pounds will come00:04:19
the Kremlin’s notorious ass so let’s get to work for00:04:23
you they’re just la-la-la-la ok let’s00:04:27
get down to business they’re just la-la -la-la00:04:31
it's you, mind your business, our business la la la00:04:35
la,00:04:36
you'll mind your business there and there00:04:39
will be la la la00:04:42
[applause]00:04:45
[music]00:04:46
[applause]00:04:52
[music]00:04:54
the boy so successfully wet the manta ray that it00:04:58
took the form of a tattoo know and most it’s00:05:03
offensive to00:05:04
get the flu in line for a00:05:08
flu shot and so dad looks at the vaccinations,00:05:13
I hate clinics everywhere, it smells like00:05:23
alcohol, she was sick during the pies, how did00:05:29
you want to drink, it seemed like I didn’t00:05:31
want to what kind of00:05:33
clinic is this?00:05:39
her wife told me00:05:44
that aliens exist,00:05:46
by the way, my second contact was the first00:05:49
when I tried the washer,00:05:53
you see it too, actually this is my son00:05:56
and you are on the record00:05:58
I smell the best from this office with00:06:03
alcohol and I need medicine00:06:06
friends for vaccinations here gave the bays00:06:12
damn00:06:13
it's not enough to this wall00:06:16
if the car is ok well hello to the form00:06:21
Alexander yes okay here you really like me00:06:26
ugly for 4 to insure00:06:28
well yes really take my00:06:34
products it's alcohol based why are you a00:06:36
bastard silent00:06:39
that you're doing this for external use00:06:41
we've let it go a little let's come here here00:06:44
vaccinations thing this damn thing this account ice00:06:49
aliens fight this is an astronaut there I00:06:54
wasn’t just there 100 darkened glass this and00:06:57
from the epidemic we are saving ourselves just went to the00:07:00
pharmacy00:07:01
and then I just have a gauze bandage I00:07:04
think I can guess where all the gauze00:07:06
bandages are00:07:07
but we won’t get sick tint and type of00:07:11
casanova analysis Dad will hold the line,00:07:13
of course I’m sorry, maybe it’s none of my business, well, in00:07:17
my opinion, he hears you, Sena,00:07:20
stomp, squeak, pee, pee, gurgle, gurgle, to his son, five behind00:07:25
him, this guy is along the way here and the00:07:29
children are so fearless now, but when I was a00:07:32
child, hello, I was afraid of everything the doctors00:07:34
said don’t be afraid, just a00:07:35
mosquito will bite you, but I felt even more scared for00:07:38
something, you know how much is00:07:40
in those mosquitoes and malaria, diphtheria,00:07:42
celery, whatever you want, but I personally,00:07:46
hello, I was never afraid, but the doctors00:07:49
were afraid to do them,00:07:51
I just had a reputation in kindergarten it was00:07:53
n’t very good 3 knockouts 2 knockdowns and I00:07:58
loved the vaccinations especially the smell from the cotton wool00:08:04
my dad smelled like that00:08:09
I honestly don’t understand why these00:08:12
vaccinations are needed you can’t take any pills00:08:14
that you are against vaccination with firecrackers of these00:08:18
devices stress passion pills for00:08:21
stress by00:08:24
the way the vaccine is introducing a00:08:27
disease into the human body in small00:08:29
doses00:08:30
so that he can fight it, but it’s00:08:35
like a beer before a good drinking session, pull it,00:08:38
you understand that the liver has adapted,00:08:44
my son is the only earthling here,00:08:46
by the way, and I pochill and sold everything to00:08:50
Gaddafi, polio is a turn for him,00:08:53
well done, so honey, look, go00:08:58
I’m selling these jars near the laboratory with tests, I00:09:00
realized more and more often, in fact,00:09:04
smaller jars are needed,00:09:05
actually, cucumbers are eaten from these,00:09:14
here I just sneezed, and you know00:09:20
that measles has the first signs like a00:09:21
cold, I don’t know, smoke it before, I have00:09:25
n’t been sick before they need to think that yes, it’s something like that, I00:09:29
came back from Thailand, some kind of rash has00:09:32
started for the wives, they say, what is grief,00:09:36
dear measles,00:09:39
and have you had measles?00:09:54
My mother-in-law lived for a week if Toya suffered from it, I can00:09:57
withstand any illness, excuse me, but00:10:02
you will only get a00:10:04
tetanus vaccine for measles, I would like to get a tetanus vaccine,00:10:07
well, why deprive the boy of the pleasure of it,00:10:11
I also want to let my grandchildren go, it’s worth it00:10:16
so so so so so quietly quietly quietly00:10:20
kids, let's go through, don't worry, you're doing this00:10:31
while I was sleeping, the kids00:10:33
are the master to paint me, and how many of you have00:10:39
five, that's who needs the centurion's vaccination00:10:43
to do this, and one day they00:10:51
smeared glue on my hand while I was sleeping and I00:10:55
got an itch,00:10:59
so I had to go to work.00:11:05
I can imagine how they laughed at you at work, no,00:11:09
that’s not so bad, they threw me out on the subway at every00:11:12
station, they00:11:13
beat up the children, they didn’t want to give me back to kindergarten,00:11:18
so you give it to me, it’s good,00:11:24
so I’ll be behind you in another queue in 1700:11:28
offices, I need to take a seat, hey man,00:11:31
I can queue for aka ds to sell, thank you00:11:36
we don’t have time, we’ll have time, he’ll have time, he’ll never00:11:39
have time for five children,00:11:44
he didn’t have time to do this before, vaccinations00:11:49
today, it doesn’t make sense today, yesterday,00:11:53
they did it, the day before yesterday, they did it, the day before yesterday, they00:11:56
also did it, listen, man, there were no fascists in your family,00:11:59
we don’t know, the Germans were00:12:03
fascists, heaven knows bill, wow,00:12:11
this is for two empty cans for the floor and there00:12:15
the police were leading a valuable uncle, he asked00:12:18
me to pass the test for him,00:12:25
little stan dry Lyosha, probably go00:12:29
back to the laboratory and wait for the drunken00:12:31
children of the dads, I don’t want to go to the toilet anymore,00:12:35
drink some water, eat the00:12:40
businessman, Lyosha is growing up00:12:46
mask00:12:48
but I didn’t want to cool, okay,00:12:50
I’ll brag, I too will soon become a millionaire,00:12:54
yes, I invested money in bitcoins, then I00:12:59
still have them for two hryvnias brown yes, but I can00:13:02
sell you like roofs for 100 bucks00:13:04
and these are tokens to be true to you how do00:13:10
you know what they look like, bitcoin00:13:13
tokens for the metro,00:13:16
hello, anyone out of habit, we hand over00:13:19
medical cards so well for00:13:24
2018 for 2017 and you don’t need to give them, I think00:13:28
this is enough,00:13:30
doctor, but I forgot at home,00:13:34
we don’t accept the owner without a card, but00:13:37
maybe this will help, well What are you00:13:40
saying that you don’t have a card, so I’ll00:13:43
start getting vaccinated and call the next one00:13:47
to the doctor, doctor,00:13:48
how to get vaccinated, you’ll get the cotton wool, don’t00:13:52
throw it away,00:13:56
listen, it seems to me that these are all the00:13:59
vaccinations, this is all nonsense, this is all the00:14:02
machinations of the government, they came up with this on00:14:05
purpose osnaz money to cut what00:14:08
you are talking nonsense by the way this is a real00:14:11
topic I read on the Internet drying you will die00:14:14
godfather works in the Ministry00:14:16
of Health quite often we take and00:14:18
ask Olya the tip is great hearing the question00:14:23
such a conclusion is this a gimmick with the epidemic00:14:26
they have set up to cut money again or00:14:29
yes relax and how In general,00:14:34
you’ve been sick for some reason, you’ve got a cold, and you’ve got a fever00:14:37
and red spots,00:14:40
get well if you can,00:14:44
the ministry has come up with you, you00:14:47
see, you still need to do vaccinations,00:14:50
and by the way, you’ve already decided which city you00:14:52
’re going to do, the city is Belgian, the most00:14:55
fashionable, the Belgian is good, we00:14:57
did it the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday,00:14:59
Indian, yesterday, French, and today00:15:01
again we will do the Belgian one, they hear and you are00:15:04
not afraid that your child00:15:06
will become addicted to vaccinations, that you and we are doing00:15:10
vaccinations against addiction to vaccinations, and we00:15:13
will use ours, which is our00:15:17
domestic one, well, wow, and the drug00:15:19
is called, we write down the chest of legs00:15:26
for tell us, too, this is garlic It’s not00:15:28
that it won’t help against measles or diphtheria;00:15:30
diphtheria in childhood is what it is when the00:15:33
temperature aches throughout the body; general00:15:36
malaise; I have00:15:41
diphtheria every Saturday morning00:15:44
and I’ll attack; I decided, in general, it’s a matter of00:15:48
no need to wait; the habits are over,00:15:52
over.00:15:59
doctor, of course I understand everything, but maybe00:16:05
take a look at this again, maybe there are more00:16:07
previews for you, of course I’ll look,00:16:14
you know, I looked, there’s nothing left00:16:18
to sit with us, the medicine is awesome, what are you00:16:24
waiting for, there are no vaccinations, doctor, I’m waiting for00:16:27
you to take a cotton swab out of me, listen, well00:16:31
cotton wool won't save you from measles, it won't save you from smoking,00:16:35
but if you put it under your tongue00:16:37
from a hangover, it will save you, oh colleague, let's touch00:16:42
my finger and he00:16:44
[applause]00:16:48
[music]00:16:54
[music]00:16:57
my husband00:16:59
did more work around the house for an hour than his ex-00:17:03
husband did in the entire life00:17:05
lately the service husband for an hour00:17:07
has become very popular in Ukraine and00:17:10
women use it to the fullest00:17:16
[applause]00:17:20
would you like to open hello husband for an hour, yes,00:17:27
please come in00:17:30
yourself, well, you show where your screen is from the00:17:33
current one, you know you can fix it, but you do00:17:37
n’t need to fix anything I’m you for another call00:17:42
menu citizen right away we don’t have a00:17:46
serious office we are fundamentally in00:17:49
general can’t you kind of yes but no00:17:56
understand everything for the other called you are going through00:18:02
now you yourself will understand everything well00:18:10
but what if I’m a00:18:28
woman you’re all right00:18:31
of course I can talk now00:18:40
and where is he hiding until he jumps out00:18:44
at the most inopportune moment at the00:18:47
sedan that you are my husband, I mean, look,00:18:54
we have been living separately for two years, divorced, so00:18:58
I called my husband for an hour,00:19:03
we better not men for an hour, a psychiatrist00:19:06
for about 15 minutes I’ll pay well, and I do00:19:13
n’t need anything, we’re talking about it all, I didn’t have time to00:19:49
switch00:19:54
at work, you might not have worked somehow,00:19:58
on the contrary, my groin is like that, so you’ll say00:20:01
that you00:20:02
drank porridge with your friends, I00:20:06
actually don’t drink, I hung around with my00:20:39
drunk friends, everything is clear in detail00:20:43
and with whom exactly did he give00:20:47
water just with someone new and Ivan00:20:54
Ivanovich clearly Petrov Petr Petrovich00:20:59
Sidorov with the core Petrovich00:21:03
and gave him to connect the fantasy ashes00:21:07
with Lutsenko Yuri Brittany00:21:15
load but it seems to me, excuse me, it’s00:21:19
just for the first time this one is mine00:21:22
first time let's continue00:21:30
you notice there is no thump the shelf is unevenly00:21:41
nailed now I fixed it00:21:45
look at the root of the question00:21:50
where are the saints of Taras what are you bringing down to me00:21:54
or did you forget that today is March 8th00:21:58
oh stupid my head clothes thinks that so00:22:01
much money is for flowers I understood no00:22:06
flowers no gifts, no00:22:08
excuses,00:22:09
on the contrary, the main one visiting us, sorry,00:22:15
but it’s somehow difficult to ask, I’ll00:22:18
fix the shelf for you and go there to00:22:20
touch this shelf, the tipple reminds us of this00:22:23
fire,00:22:26
give roofs, I’ll just return the money and00:22:28
go, I really need it,00:22:32
I’ve had it for two years now I didn’t want you to00:22:42
have this dress if you00:22:47
haven’t paid for the supplier for two years, you forget mine,00:23:09
by the way, when you have00:23:13
and any number to name it, you still won’t00:23:15
guess July 6th00:23:18
correctly,00:23:21
but how did you guess it’s00:23:24
just that I have July 6th about this,00:23:35
well Yes, it turns out that no, well, if00:23:40
you want, I’ll start, I live after all, a man is00:23:44
rare, this is a mixture, what’s your name,00:23:48
Victoria, Victoria, make me smoke or a cauldron,00:23:53
but how can a woman be a chicken or a goat, we do00:23:56
n’t know, we always called me that anymore,00:23:59
and also the harbingers are chicken or00:24:05
goat00:24:13
you are doing very well, you don’t like the00:24:30
accountant at work, our Klara00:24:35
Rodionovna keeps delaying my salary,00:24:37
so imagine that I am00:24:41
she, what is Klara Rodionovna00:24:48
delaying my salary culmination,00:25:04
let’s limit ourselves to chicken, chicken or00:25:08
goat, I nailed the shelf and went to my00:25:22
beloved home hands00:25:37
I It’s wrong to speak for you or not to00:25:46
speak at the same time,00:26:11
here’s a man about the bills, what are you doing,00:26:17
I just thought while you weren’t talking to me, I’ll00:26:19
correct the shelf, I didn’t understand00:26:38
a second, but this fight is kind of at my00:26:43
expense, or a second, can I00:26:59
thank you, but I just wanted to to clarify, if00:27:05
I hit, it’s also not considered00:27:31
more offensive00:27:37
[laughter]00:28:05
citizens of the city00:28:10
[music]00:28:17
man man you knew that this is a00:28:19
food hooligan, we’re a hooligan, I’m already a hooligan,00:28:26
she paid me for the sinai, don’t worry,00:28:29
he also paid for it, he sold it, find out you’re00:28:33
doing very well, let’s close00:28:39
about ourselves do you allow your mouth shut00:28:43
Alex is far away what do you allow yourself00:28:46
officer during execution what are you00:28:49
doing here and what are you moaning00:28:51
subtracted did you only drive and00:28:54
flashing lights my find and government gasoline00:28:56
shock00:29:05
you will find out this is already too much that why00:29:08
the camera kept recording me and I’m like this00:29:10
for 15 days for insulting an officer you00:29:12
shut your mouth on 15 photos00:29:14
I now someone wanted to do to you what00:29:29
about 15 days he is below tell the also00:29:32
paid this is Dion00:29:37
I will wait for you you00:30:33
can be blacklisted00:30:36
let the sixth one in the apartment along the riverside not00:30:39
Necron not flowing here the roof is leaking at the00:30:42
owner of the00:30:44
young man, please forgive me, I went00:30:47
too far, it will be possible to leave the city by leaving the city,00:30:50
his father’s meat is all the same, your whole00:30:55
family is not from Harry, don’t break it, don’t00:30:58
marry this fart,00:31:09
that is, I’m also a fart,00:31:14
and believe me, I too00:31:19
Victoria perdo new ones, it00:31:21
seems to me that perdu but you have to00:31:24
quarrel in some other way, but then00:31:35
come on, you will call one of your00:31:38
partners who will play along with your father, you know00:31:42
when his father came to be such00:31:44
a scandal, well, actually, Petrovich is now in00:31:47
the car, now a second from work at00:31:51
Petrovich’s, well, get up 8 often00:32:02
to repair Peter there’s00:32:05
no need to repair anything here, you have to00:32:08
play along, you said at work it’s impossible and it’s00:32:15
impossible, but in this case you don’t even need to00:32:19
go there wasn’t this scandal and I00:32:25
’ll touch you so that his father just like00:32:29
that oops a second00:32:33
1 glass. drink00:32:42
5 and Petrovich00:32:46
if you don’t want you can refuse00:32:49
this role he doesn’t refuse such roles00:32:54
at first he drank cologne then he growled00:32:58
like a bear and then he threw up right in00:33:02
the corridor let’s throw up please00:33:05
Chelsea organism Petrovich00:33:09
come on here and play outside in the street00:33:14
don’t give the sovereign entrance and now on00:33:17
Barrow completely excuse me please I do00:33:22
n’t mean owls00:33:24
I liked it so much thank you very much00:33:27
I’ve never had anything like this I’ve never had anything like this even though I’ll feed00:33:33
you a lot I’m a guy I’m00:33:36
especially for you actually after00:33:38
Petrovich I don’t really have much of an appetite00:33:43
well this is my favorite00:33:46
Mom often prepared this dish and thank you very much,00:33:53
you helped me so much,00:33:57
please thank you too00:34:17
[applause]00:34:21
yes, that’s enough, enough of these scandals, these00:34:27
idiots,00:34:30
here’s your money, find yourself a husband,00:34:35
our life hasn’t started and normal with00:34:37
your head, go away,00:34:50
why are you asking for a miracle, I did it networks00:35:05
alo-ala mommy mommy I00:35:10
had to be scandalous again, he00:35:13
insulted me, I say that I00:35:22
showed up all over you, I didn’t get dusty, in fact, I’m getting my00:35:30
suitcase,00:35:32
well, we’re going to Sasha leaked and fails00:35:36
his stupid raised00:35:39
Volnyansk how could you marry00:35:43
Perth new Smolensk00:35:48
Salman I'll go, alcoholic,00:35:52
womanizer, you can't nail a stick normally00:36:01
[applause]00:36:06
what did you say, crooked, here I am00:36:15
[music]00:36:23
I've never had such a scandal before,00:36:34
this is the doctrine of a scandal, there was no such a guy,00:36:38
you didn't have a normal place where one is00:36:41
indicated00:36:43
[music]00:36:53
only a woman can manage00:36:56
to quarrel make peace and00:36:58
quarrel again via text messages this is only at that00:37:01
moment while she is driving home from work and at00:37:04
that moment she is also driving00:37:08
about the adventures of a woman behind the wheel a new00:37:12
song by Victoria the snail and00:37:15
Evgeny Smorygin and00:37:20
this morning I have a meeting00:37:22
even everyone is present the most important thing is that00:37:25
I prepared a report on the agricultural00:37:27
sector for which they will give me a00:37:28
good bonus,00:37:30
it looks like I’m quite bored before me, there are00:37:33
two more colleagues00:37:34
speaking, my wife called, she’s hungry for00:37:37
communication and greaves is busy, write a message to00:37:42
you for payment, I’ve already got my eye on something dear00:37:48
and now I’m getting in the way of resentment for this other00:37:52
mortgage of all made an impression, they00:37:55
gave me a prize for my speech, I’m00:37:58
writing this, you’ll be at home to meet me00:38:02
in response and everyone and oh, and you love me,00:38:06
for me at that moment the meeting00:38:09
ended00:38:10
and it’s bad in the subconscious I remembered00:38:13
the question about the love of gray hair, I added it00:38:16
carefully, I write that it’s been five minutes with the car00:38:23
the phone was in silence,00:38:26
I even turned on a little in the meeting at the00:38:29
moment of discussing water purification,00:38:31
I got an ominous order with you00:38:42
to obscure the guys00:38:49
[music]00:39:04
the meeting was already approaching the finale, I00:39:07
look like I’m writing to Yuki, exactly not home, in00:39:14
response they came to me again, oh, at the00:39:19
nervous limit of biju what happened in00:39:21
response and that and 8 mind repeated I00:39:25
just managed to get everything in order on the road in00:39:28
response a sad smiley face00:39:29
with tears which I write there what00:39:34
happened there stopped00:39:43
[music]00:39:47
so you were going to insure her in00:39:52
response like oh00:39:53
but in the end as if I’m00:40:02
already interested in the meeting 0 I’m worried00:40:07
that they’re hiding for the battle,00:40:10
my mood is completely ruined by Juda, the00:40:13
approximate scale of the damage I don’t know,00:40:18
I didn’t go out, I’ll come out, she was around with00:40:22
openers, furniture, and the car was handed back at that00:40:26
time,00:40:30
somehow it’s not appropriate for us or the legion00:40:33
she stopped like this, the floor I rolled into another00:40:37
error in order, so I00:40:48
’ll write this to you directory and I’m counting my00:40:56
accounting department, we’ll keep it to 1000 in the database, not00:40:58
for the first time, the main thing is that I received another00:41:01
inventory oh oh, we have every room to bend00:41:14
me even before I left00:41:24
what the hell horses Are you drunk or what,00:41:27
I’m three at a step, it’s on the hood00:41:32
to give it back00:41:40
February and what happened to the rest of the horse00:41:46
I asked cautiously just how it will be and00:41:59
the mid and when you handed my bunny back00:42:06
what kind of car was there in the back and00:42:10
I don’t know what kind of badge it has on the hood00:42:14
then the edge of power bull00:42:19
[applause]00:42:24
lamborghini00:42:25
your phone is full00:42:41
let's say that the goat is having a meeting00:42:46
[music]00:42:51
your phone is disassembled from bacon and horse00:42:57
I picked up the phone to my regret and immediately00:43:00
knew how I would spend the premium on 100:43:03
million of my agricultural00:43:05
I got a horse with a bull I00:43:09
painted mine a little bigger and it was sold00:43:11
cheaply by some baron and Sanka May00:43:14
now walks,00:43:16
no one will say car while driving00:43:23
[applause]00:43:33
[music]00:43:34
and in the spring, many Ukrainians like to00:43:39
vacation in warm countries in winter and early spring00:43:42
especially in Egypt, experienced tourists, along00:43:45
with a trip to Egypt, immediately arrange a00:43:48
trip to Truskavets00:43:51
[applause]00:43:58
[music]00:44:06
strong God speed00:44:10
Jew park I again, God00:44:15
squeeze him, it will be okay, you can’t wake him up, he00:44:19
stops sleeping, starts drinking,00:44:23
and she can just roll him into the00:44:26
bus and to the airport and there is and he this00:44:31
plane will land 0 ticket not to our hotel00:44:35
dishes it stopped today then00:44:40
maybe call the embassy let them his00:44:43
hole apartment what embassy00:44:47
bundle 4 passports a baby a baby00:44:59
friend trick maybe maybe I00:45:08
'll drink some water and you do you want us to00:45:10
kill the00:45:14
bouquet again, it won’t start, what kind of00:45:33
[ __ ] is this, I need to dive into the sea,00:45:42
no need, you constantly say to return to the00:45:45
sea and don’t go on a drinking binge on Miguel, and00:45:48
you should leave today, what does that mean, everything and the00:45:53
radio just arrived in the field yet00:45:58
to undermine after the plane00:46:01
and here it’s been three weeks 3 weeks it’s better00:46:10
if you said so Kirov disco into the microphone00:46:14
and then went into each room00:46:17
personally told everyone about it we’ll all agree00:46:21
I’ll try yours it’s you who already packed my clothes00:46:28
no you never unpacked it like that00:46:33
swimming trunks and took photos on the beach00:46:37
for dinner at a disco00:46:39
and sometimes even without a swimming trunk, I00:46:46
went around without a swimming trunk, I decided to find a deer in the cops, otherwise00:46:48
I’ll light it up and don’t see it, but probably00:46:56
why did you just take00:47:01
part in the Bester Hotel competition yesterday00:47:04
without so you said that you have more00:47:08
chances00:47:10
especially in an improvisation dance competition, the00:47:14
four of me improvised that there are already a million00:47:18
likes on YouTube00:47:20
[music]00:47:26
uiiiiii gas did not know how to improvise and00:47:30
there are also videos and you said for all00:47:35
the equipment that if he continues00:47:37
to film and you shove the camera all over his00:47:42
ass thank you and he stopped00:47:47
leaking he doesn’t understand Russian00:47:50
and now we have recordings of dark00:47:53
hospital operators00:47:56
wave and where is my wife00:48:01
she flew on a plane to Kiev on a00:48:06
parachute to Libya00:48:11
meadows on what centuries tass and00:48:16
drops boat she flew with a parachute from it00:48:20
[music]00:48:29
[music]00:48:35
rope cut off and flew away,00:48:39
why did I need to accelerate to00:48:43
full speed? They wanted to check if it was possible to00:48:47
fly straight from the sea, just like in a00:48:49
pool like from a James Bond movie, it00:48:54
still flew in no, your godfather has plenty of00:48:58
Frisbee,00:48:59
I have water here00:49:04
of the shogun, yes, wait for tomorrow00:49:14
and If you haven’t become inflated and leave your eyes00:49:17
quite stop oops oops came in and there00:49:26
was a wall here00:49:27
and when we checked in with the club they wanted a00:49:31
shared room,00:49:32
yes, we didn’t have furniture in the hotel, but now we00:49:36
do, leave please wait,00:49:42
confused, collect everything assembled fest you00:49:47
but the cat for they are whitewashing from the safe and there is money for a00:49:57
pistol and a document, the wife’s passport,00:50:01
so all the projects should be sitting down00:50:04
there, your head00:50:07
hurts,00:50:09
a pill, yes, bring me 400 whiskey with00:50:14
ice, furniture, yes, there is no ice, how can the midfield not00:50:21
aim,00:50:22
yes, no, yes,00:50:29
in the whole hotel you said yesterday to collect00:50:33
without ice and asks for a pool, why all00:50:38
the gas, so you need to swim for baptism, you've [ __ ] up00:50:43
everything, you00:50:46
need to live according to the laws, God, the carcass of a bull and00:50:56
it was you who wanted to watch TV with your godfather00:51:00
and without looking up from the process of the fireman,00:51:03
thank you, and00:51:07
at the same time,00:51:13
watch this football, yes, the octet TV,00:51:18
forgive me, where this one was I see where the00:51:24
big plastic reception gives where00:51:27
I know,00:51:28
I came yesterday with my godfather, I said I need to00:51:31
move the plasma room there, watch football there,00:51:33
watch Ahava, open the suitcase,00:51:36
abrasion,00:51:46
okay, damn00:51:54
it, go gluing, I know how very00:51:58
please, leave, then according to the account,00:52:03
leave, how long do I have before the plane, she00:52:07
is wasting00:52:08
azarov himself - those who managed to go into the bar00:52:18
after these words, yes, it’s a coincidence, the money of00:52:27
the dish should also be a camel and took the00:52:32
camel yesterday to be photographed, then oh the00:52:37
gut, I remember it, you’re taking pictures in the00:52:43
pipe, and00:52:53
here you are eating kebab, wait, and the kids called00:53:02
my00:53:04
police, we immediately called the police,00:53:09
and here you're with them in the water park, here's a hookah,00:53:14
just say shish kebab was a shish kebab, a tall00:53:18
tale Belle pogrom, you're immediately a00:53:23
pogrom, and your gun sit down, I'm all00:53:32
right,00:53:33
top, I think we're dressed up, we're Tyumen people or something,00:53:41
damn it, I think we're bandits00:53:46
to get out of here, so this is getting us a00:53:50
pogrom00:53:51
this is a special operation, no, that’s how they00:53:53
went too told how when they did the00:53:57
ice age 5 star hotel 3 star00:54:01
forging you did it right with together 20000:54:06
here the roof of the hotel was thrown straight into the00:54:08
pool sausages in all the champagne you00:54:12
studied you said from the major or you need to00:54:18
recapture the good cop respect the law a lot00:54:23
and then they showed me my ID,00:54:26
they were looking for drugs in the hotel,00:54:29
we were conducting an investigation, they didn’t say they00:54:33
just forgot where they put them, you’ll also00:54:38
get caught by special operations, please leave00:54:41
and they’re waiting for you at home and you’ve worked on it, but wait,00:54:44
where should we go, we and the cops, we have to00:54:47
bring the investigation to end,00:54:54
comrade colonel, then urgently call someone I do00:54:57
n’t want there, there’s a dullness there, there’s work, a00:55:01
brooch,00:55:02
i work before that the general00:55:09
really needs to fly, so guys,00:55:14
excuse me if something is wrong, if I00:55:16
get off in Kiev,00:55:20
here’s my business card, please contact us, how long do00:55:24
we have before the plane?00:55:25
13 minutes we have time let's go to the bar00:55:33
[music]00:55:40
it's good that they went to watch00:55:51
and00:55:53
eat well q 1 bent away my godfather for three00:55:59
days00:56:02
christened yours my main goal is00:56:09
dark to go00:56:12
found we built00:56:17
well done why did you come back and say that00:56:22
you have some other pyramids here00:56:28
[music]00:56:36
[music]00:56:38
reforms in Ukraine affected not only00:56:41
medicine, education and loans, recently00:56:44
there was a reform of the family code that00:56:47
established the rules of inheritance; however,00:56:50
most often in our country00:56:53
only debts to the bank and00:56:55
housing and communal services are inherited,00:56:56
however, there are such cases,00:56:59
imagine a family gathered at the bed of a00:57:04
dying grandfather00:57:07
[applause]00:57:11
your father has been in a coma for three years,00:57:15
his condition is aware of his00:57:19
condition, which is why today for the first time00:57:22
the family gathered in full and00:57:27
before falling into a coma he managed to write00:57:30
a will, the notification was00:57:32
written in his hand while being of sound00:57:36
mind and memory00:57:38
further in capital letters, no one00:57:47
gives a damn and00:57:51
we don’t give a damn to 5 million to the state,00:57:54
they implored the state, and as I00:57:57
understand it, you have already inherited something from your grandfather00:58:03
and so that there is no doubt about who exactly gives a00:58:06
damn, then there is a list of relatives00:58:09
up to second cousins, as I understand it everything00:58:12
is pointless, why us and put together a very00:58:15
good question if you agree to give00:58:18
not 10 percent of the amount that you manage to00:58:21
get, I can help you social networks if it00:58:25
works, I’m ready to give 50 percent, I fit00:58:28
it into the contract very well,00:58:30
medicine doesn’t stand still, we can00:58:33
get your grandfather out of a coma for 1000:58:36
minutes is serious, yes, but after00:58:41
that, unfortunately, he will die, so you need the00:58:44
full consent of all relatives,00:58:47
you are very good,00:58:50
sister, please move away, keep00:58:53
quiet, and I will carefully ask about the00:58:57
money, where am I, Ivan Afanasievich, you have00:59:06
five million dollars, nothing shiver,00:59:10
oh, [ __ ] neatly asked00:59:14
thank you,00:59:16
we will now double the dose and he will be00:59:19
conscious, please,00:59:21
quietly and calmly, radio, I am00:59:27
Ivanov, and we don’t have much time to wear, we need to00:59:31
rewrite the will of a car with an old one,00:59:34
ah, my mistake was made by powdering the tanks00:59:38
when I won’t pay you [ __ ]00:59:41
and grandpa is conscious00:59:44
how much money do I have, not a lot, but how many00:59:50
relatives do I have? When asked the book, they00:59:55
didn’t bring it like crap,01:00:00
these are the closest ones, then you can01:00:06
inject him with enough so that this old bastard’s01:00:08
hand is constantly on him, and I don’t struggle01:00:11
sli, but father, you recognized me,01:00:15
of course, how did you I don’t recognize01:00:19
the progress01:00:22
I already thought you would be the magic support01:00:25
I will be my basis I will be01:00:29
from and the swarm what a big fat01:00:37
drinking courage and drying has grown, can you01:00:41
hurry him up please we have 10 minutes01:00:43
but these adjectives can be01:00:45
spoken by grandpa all evening everyone wonders who you are01:00:48
how much is inserted you are writing notes to your01:00:51
eldest son, yes, dad,01:00:55
no [ __ ],01:00:58
dad, well, like their guys, well, no01:01:03
[ __ ],01:01:05
you have five million01:01:09
for what you are doing, you don’t have to01:01:11
name this amount, we have the last dose01:01:14
left, it’s disgusting to bring01:01:47
the sofa to the college, what about your daughters my beloved daughter01:01:52
[music]01:01:54
my sunshine is clear the most profit you can01:02:01
hurry him up and why are you in a hurry and you01:02:04
because I’m a man’s granddaughter01:02:07
our turn may not come, wait for it to be01:02:11
applied and so to my daughter’s daughter or in which01:02:15
daughter my beloved swallows are the01:02:26
biggest no damn01:02:34
I hated my mother,01:02:38
let's move on, nephew, nephew,01:02:42
wait, where's the nephew here and the [ __ ]01:02:46
man are you, who am I, son, brother to,01:02:51
but we have a nephew, I'm a01:02:57
nephew, go away, you're breaking him,01:02:59
well, hello, dad's brother, as I understand it,01:03:04
I don't care either, bye to ours, hello01:03:07
grannies, especially for rains01:03:11
open to someone about the evening it becomes01:03:15
interesting than you see I see01:03:20
open it close and understand the password01:03:28
8 eights 8 why eight will be one01:03:36
two three 4 5 6 701:03:39
how many eights are yours01:03:43
and simpler I didn’t forget the beads opened something01:03:51
there doesn’t keep it for you01:03:57
[applause]01:04:05
I as I understand it, if the nephew doesn’t have a damn thing,01:04:10
then the01:04:11
nephew’s second cousin doesn’t have a damn thing, the01:04:18
nephew’s brother has 3 million01:04:22
dollars, how much space is gratitude I01:04:34
keep, I changed my mind, you don’t care,01:04:44
wait for you, your grandmother asked you to hand over the01:04:50
bullet from the novel, we’re waiting, and who are you,01:05:05
I’m just for the first time I don’t see my husband anymore,01:05:09
your beloved granddaughters.01:05:15
you're a good person,01:05:17
come closer for your kindness01:05:22
for your grandfather's love, they all don't care, but you have01:05:28
a crayon01:05:31
[music]01:05:36
where did I stop you said and you and01:05:40
the boat everything is right about you crayon01:05:53
draw dreams01:05:56
your soul is bright01:06:00
[laughter]01:06:05
that's 50 percent01:06:19
stop granddaughter01:06:23
you watched the program heads and tails and01:06:30
then describes the circle of coins and when01:06:34
you cut the skating rink and once the corridor01:06:39
everything is correct, hold the coin, not 5 kopecks are yours,01:06:48
but what is this progress, it’s more than a01:06:54
damn thing.01:07:04
this is my youngest daughter, where are the01:07:08
dads here, Shiva,01:07:13
and dads, how the hell are you,01:07:18
so there is, what do you get, that the01:07:27
biggest thing is a01:07:29
dream, so I wanted to01:07:36
ask you one single question, and why the01:07:39
hell01:07:44
did you come up with all this, and how did you I didn’t understand a damn thing,01:07:47
no, for the first time in 10 years, all my relatives gathered in my house01:07:56
if I gave you the money, you would have01:07:59
chewed each other out, I wouldn’t have had any01:08:02
relatives, so every year you01:08:08
will get together and discuss what kind of person I am,01:08:14
but we will discuss it that way01:08:22
notary write how to spend the money we01:08:26
want that they buried me in the mausoleum01:08:32
instead of laziness01:08:36
we repaint the mausoleum yellow and blue01:08:43
[applause]01:08:47
bury my grandmother on the wall01:08:52
alive01:08:56
something you don’t write [ __ ] and01:09:01
Ivanov and wear it in the will in black and01:09:04
white it’s written to no one01:09:08
but read my bet new passport I01:09:15
changed the name of no one Petrovich not a damn thing01:09:20
in person I’m worth 5 million and01:09:24
worse than I’ll be but I want to be like a [ __ ]01:09:32
with that name01:09:33
and I’m rewriting a will for you early01:09:40
it sounds like [ __ ] you all01:09:46
[applause]01:09:55
[music]01:09:57
looking at our country you understand that01:09:59
Sigmund Freud was right, everything in our lives01:10:03
happens because of sexual problems,01:10:06
for example, our politics in elections01:10:08
behave like men in sex, first01:10:11
they say a lot of compliments,01:10:12
then they carry out the process and in the end they are01:10:15
satisfied, they turn to the wall and fall01:10:17
asleep with gunfire, they left 100 dollars on the nightstand,01:10:20
well and what our officials are doing to us01:10:25
is not even Freudian, it is not01:10:28
Christian, but we wo01:10:31
n’t go into our pockets for an answer, please01:10:37
[applause] [music]01:10:41
[applause]01:10:44
[music]01:10:47
over the years, less and less01:10:50
cry 2 interest and lost breasts01:10:55
Well,01:10:57
over the years, from01:10:59
five years old, friends are left only up to01:11:07
only01:11:09
h01:11:11
this is if there is no problem with the words01:11:15
[music]01:11:17
that’s how young01:11:19
and I’m getting old, the country has everything, not an01:11:24
instructor,01:11:26
all the schools01:11:29
from this01:11:33
1 Rakishi01:11:36
about and grandma01:11:39
hut01:11:40
how to do it in general, which friend01:11:44
of the day is01:11:46
allied taxes are growing or forms on01:11:51
atego01:11:53
ministers probably ideas are01:11:56
hyper and01:11:57
[music] and we01:12:00
need to01:12:05
paw01:12:07
the monument over01:12:09
[applause]01:12:11
Ukraine01:12:12
stand on our feet and01:12:15
stretch us01:12:17
andthe sword01:12:18
a201:12:20
101:12:21
and under 201:12:23
auto01:12:26
stones01:12:27
[music] [01:12:28
applause]01:12:30
[music]01:12:32
only to citrine01:12:34
now both only it’s01:12:37
not too late yet01:12:38
[music]01:12:42
that then the01:12:44
seal by01:12:46
officials experience01:12:50
trace01:12:53
[music]01:12:58
letter01:13:00
[music]01:13:03
many01:13:05
ichi01:13:06
we can friends01:13:07
sarah01:13:09
immaculately01:13:11
ogru [music]01:13:19
put on01:13:20
[music]01:13:22
hope01:13:25
put on01:13:28
already 2 there01:13:29
is always hope01:13:32
[music]01:13:36
this01:13:39
[music]01:13:41
and [applause]01:13:51
[applause]01:13:53
these are the silks of those who have a TV01:13:56
everywhere01:13:59
our concerts require 2 languages01:14:03
we joke and good luck forever dear the01:14:06
rest look at me yesterdayDescription:
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