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[music]
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this is the rule of four branches heard
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protected in front behind on the side
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where I'll go closed post office banks
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store But I don't need to go there and there's
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still a
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jacket in the basement War is war
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So return the jacket to them, you still have to
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return the moves good jacket What did
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you decide in the last video you were an
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Admiral's costume now in a suit about a sea
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pimp, everything is a businessman,
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your own retail outlets, you have your own trading outlets in
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Brovary, [ __ ], password, eternal cartel, [ __ ] up,
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Beatrice, by the way,
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bought
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herself a piece, it was generally good
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because she chose the sides at the market, it
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turns out if you come in from behind No one doesn’t
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know there are plumbing fixtures there I understand
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natural pipes natural faucets
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natural fur that’s where it’s made from
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genuine leather that’s leather there Yes,
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near the oakum I immediately understood So you’re not a mustache
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But you’ll get wet Let’s
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check
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not so much It might catch fire from this the
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seller is good
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there there are also different sizes, there are a bunch of different ones,
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just like you and I will swim,
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you will walk in honor, I will walk on the odd ones
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Yes, what a cool jacket you are,
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and if I already take one off from her, I
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won’t sleep, especially since you and I
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smell so much the same, I’m
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worried about time of anxiety
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[music]
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Well, you’re worried about this, and the fact
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that nature has its own lack of renewal
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Because it’s impossible for anyone in the world to be so
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beautiful is a normal jacket that
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worries me a lot of things, not only that, something
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brings me right now So tell me,
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come on, tell me your anxiety I
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calm you down now, yes, will you ever have a
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psychologist,
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he's going to bed, [ __ ] where are you going to bed,
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look, there's no light, it's worrying me, Well,
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the traffic lights don't work at almost
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every intersection, someone's going to hit someone,
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it's worrying me next year, so you're
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not worried at all,
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who I was [ __ ] digging, where am I going to arrive? By the way, where is it?
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Yes, I’m waiting. And if I’m not waiting for me there,
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[ __ ]! there will be
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no one to wear them worry at all now during the
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darkness we are railway Ukrainians and the
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demographic explosion that even a dirty
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bomb compared to fish you will
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just be a [ __ ] firecracker Remember this,
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little black one, that the igniters are constantly
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falling off, I threw it, I think I banged and that’s
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it Well, don’t bother me with firecrackers I'm
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worried about Where did the queues at gas
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stations go before? It was so much fun with
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the boys, I went out with canisters and measured myself
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because thank God only you
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will calm down, there is anxiety Come on,
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now it's unloading you from your pocket Yes, don't give
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a [ __ ] about your anxiety at all, you know that
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we're on trash, you're stupid, you're stupid,
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you're stupid you know, fish Well,
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there are pigs' heads, you're stupid with Russia, you
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open everything, you check every number,
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every letter so that you won't forgive me
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in line, you'll rot now, you
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have to press three buttons and then you [ __ ] [ __ ] up, you
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sent there Well, I was once Well, that's
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okay But the blonde fund, the
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aristocrats of the 21st century got one and a half rubles
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without my card
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I want to be the best to think by the way I eat
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honey with a nut so that it’s better to have honey with a
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nut so that the dick stands up yes and I think that
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you are constantly thinking about the wrong things, but you’re
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not worried, you can even put a dick in
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after death and you see the [ __ ] at
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Kobzon’s concert [ __ ] fathers tell him [ __ ] you
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know what mine is worrying because
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during these recent events of the
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corona war [ __ ] our children our
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youth They are getting a decent
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education
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regular education I don’t get it
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you know or not they soon won’t be able to
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tell you √9
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online Jenny’s school opens in time
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doors for Ukrainians well ek in
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it you can’t become a welder Tell me
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Makar online It’s not possible here Rome Digital
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profestml And there was a Google program
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I’m aware of You know
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14:32 inch TVs per month you see
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she rush online Jenny’s school succeed
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over the strength of the month opening the head that is smart
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access That is, they are 20 initial
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programs for Ukrainians for
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free, actually, yes, you’re right and the blue
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courses are on average or twenty to forty,
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here’s inkundent leather but cream cat after all,
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15,000 fish And the blue ones, I mean, 100,000
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hryvnia So wait for this for your
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workers to learn He just whines, he
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comes to send pizza, the video
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requires washing access, then gigabytes to the
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initial platform understandably
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worries me. In stores, they haven’t
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raked out the salt along with the shelves for a long time. But I
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remember the times when I even wiped the salt off the nuts
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and that’s it. You calm down now, it’s only
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announced tomorrow and it will be sprinkle the road
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with salt
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glasses to sprinkle on your way from the elevator
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Yes to the apartment and from the elevator to the apartment
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to rest and all two two you and I
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know well, you know, I'm worried about the
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Barcelona trip, the guys are standing at
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checkpoints in Barcelona, ​​you know, and the
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speed is winter, they need thermal underwear, they need
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Pika because humanitarian aid all of them won’t
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fit into the trunk of a Lexus, they need
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a thermal imager, what they need is that they’ve never looked at it,
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so it’s interesting what’s there because of
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them, you’re worried at all,
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because Pompeyala Carthage Palsi
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defended in Barcelona, ​​it’s worth this
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drop in aromas are disturbed in principle
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Domino came through all their
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projections,
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they should be headed
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by us, like any reputable organization, by a
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leader abroad, the rest all
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work, well, like servants of the people, almost everyone
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dumped and the leaders
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I know what I’m
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worried about. When they return, they will be ashamed to
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go to work and look at the floor. how they
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will behave men are
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absolutely worried You are talking about food and will immediately
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take over the leadership should
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just like that, that’s all because after the
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direct line you want to come,
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after the rest they want to work That’s it, you
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went and rested, [ __ ] these [ __ ],
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you tell me what to do,
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you know what else I'm worried it will be a
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difficult winter [ __ ] it, it's a
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difficult winter
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roses and winds understand they said If I survive they
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'll give me an Oscar like DiCaprio for the survivor
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I'll be like this in a beard
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I'm generally silent in apartments in the apartments [ __ ]
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you in the panel house you're at home [ __ ] wooden
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windows Tyryvyani [ __ ] You Ryvyane blew into
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Sasha, you could blow it out of sight,
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[ __ ] the [ __ ] on the balcony, it was growing so [ __ ] harsh
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[music]
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rolling around the [ __ ], it was impossible to open and
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[ __ ] to open it, of course you understand
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that the Snow Queen was [ __ ] taking over
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the apartment, what the [ __ ], go to the street
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there, you [ __ ] shoulder and go away [ __ ] with
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double-sided inflammation lay down it will be
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stokers in the fireplaces of the kachaga [ __ ] each
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other [ __ ] until the morning [ __ ] run
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lasted until now [ __ ] I'm living, it's
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true [ __ ] people's eyes there's nothing
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wrong with living [ __ ] You understand that
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the wind here is so [ __ ]
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that the nine-story building has [ __ ] turned
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into a three-story building to occupy chairs floors we
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apartments apartments blown [ __ ] curtains
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[ __ ] stuck [ __ ] from the ceiling you
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kept thinking that you have [ __ ] suspended
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ceilings
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and here you are telling me [ __ ] hard
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winter hard winter no [ __ ] he's hard [ __ ]
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all people [ __ ] know [ __ ] that and
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winters [ __ ] toad crowed
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V what kind of country are you in? Grew up in Ukraine [ __ ] I
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always go whoever bites will not survive who is
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out now and if I’m Preyushchenko that’s what
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then I hibernate for the winter like bees Which students kicked out
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in what Sulik
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only one alarm passed another you
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’ll come running scratching eggs have risen in price have reached
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their Peak dick there is no egg there to reach
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its Peak when Kurchatov hatches from them
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And in general you need to save money, he didn’t go
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crazy until 4, he ran in, he smokes his ass in vain
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so that you four In the morning, I inhaled Olivier
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that
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Olivier without peas is [ __ ], you know, yes, in
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general, it seems that the good ones are
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stupidly grown especially for Olivier in general
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They say that in 2023, eggs will disappear from the
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store in stores. The main thing is that the
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eggs don’t disappear and the Ukrainians’ pants are clear.
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You [ __ ] Who’s a psychologist here to finish, you’ll
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get a diploma, you’ll get [ __ ] and you
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’ll tell me, I understand the [ __ ]
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testicles will roll out, don’t tell me everything will
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calm down, come on, tell me, you know
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what’s troubling, there are people like that here people who
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threw off 100 hryvnia for theirs and walk around
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looking like he's a [ __ ] loser
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Life is like this at least 100 hryvnias bother me more
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people go assembled for a car for a
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[ __ ] ass And assembled a kitchen for themselves [ __ ]
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when the [ __ ] bothers when the individual entrepreneur
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appears on the shelves [ __ ] for sale
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humanitarian aid, we can do this, people and some for
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4,000 hryvnia drop the coordinates of the
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critical infrastructure [ __ ] Yes, I ate
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such people without any panties on a
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hot grill to fry
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their critical infrastructure with them Yes, and
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fry while wet and Bubble and eat the
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[ __ ] heat That's all you are this will calm me
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down, where am I unloading, then I’m worried about
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British intelligence, how do they know
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more than we do, they all know how many
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pimples popped up on the Belarusian border,
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how many people are running away from Kherson, us
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cats, where are they from, and they say not all
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Ukrainians know, they say, I don’t know where
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they are Southampton Yes, here you know
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that he is a soundlander, don’t worry,
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they’re just [ __ ] listening attentively And
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analyzing what Tell me where it
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signed up for him and [ __ ] up and
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tell me And still I’m more
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worried about the [ __ ] dick What events if they
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move from Belarus blow Zasura winter
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[ __ ] six hours [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] [ __ ]
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now [ __ ] Be patient, I
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'll [ __ ] [ __ ] you up then you'll [ __ ] talk Go [ __ ] yourself croak [ __ ]
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from this map you see
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[ __ ] break them or that the keyboard and the
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mouse [ __ ] jump up on a spring from the sofa [ __ ]
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or what have
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patience [ __ ] tell me while there's
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another [ __ ] thing there tell me [ __ ] how
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can you [ __ ] a woman for a minute and a half
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Yes, a minute and a half, well, you [ __ ] her report,
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in general, all these predictors
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[ __ ] worry me very much, especially the
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football commentators, all one zero. We are
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in the final until the end of the match, there are only
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some 45 minutes left, so eight of them are on
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skis and home called to [ __ ], she
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does the opposite on Just remember, you
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’ll find I passed the exam
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And if I didn’t pass And if I didn’t pass if
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then you
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know, I’m still worried about the dollar We’re
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basically the same age with him, so he was
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23, I’m 23, he’s 27 I’m 27 And then there’s a bang and
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he’s 41, he’s aged so sharply,
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Benjamin Franklin has gray hair, a joint has been added,
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we’re probably generally disturbing the [ __ ]
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Dimamov guys, they’re like young grievances,
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because I’m where you stand, the whole team was fussing,
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Together with the coach, even from my hand,
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only worries, purely like a psychologist, a
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question like me I manage to maintain such
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calmness
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because I was the
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champion of the region in the game with a straight
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face, yes, what kind of game did I come, a
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diving woman of easy virtue, I
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understand in general worries and starting to suck, the
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main thing is not to become who the neighbor
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understands And you didn’t burn drunk will turn rotten sucked
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Yes because he sucked and you had to
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slip the money under the table And we
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weren’t boring hours Well, but I’m a
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champion, it doesn’t matter how you [ __ ] became
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a champion, it’s important You’re a Champion Michael Yes, I’m talking
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about something else, I’m worried about any
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reason I, like a three-phase generator, can
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worry about three things reasons at the same time
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you understand only the fool is not
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worried he is Putin to the ear and to all 2000
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of his compatriots
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because he is a fool You understand Sus
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soon all the anxiety is over when you are
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stuporous for the first time [ __ ] in general
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just [ __ ] The next day everything
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was carried with you worried anxiety guys
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anxiety [ __ ] he's on all Vibers, everything [ __ ]
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needs to be changed urgently [ __ ] boss
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SBP because what the hell is this dick [ __ ]
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sewer stinks
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this is naturally an alarm Why rights
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can be bought and not sold If suddenly I
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don't want to travel anymore I have to sell
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Yulia Tymoshenko [ __ ] again gained her
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10% whoa when whoa
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It's a ghost vote them no one has
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seen these people this is the spirit of everything to sing All
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lights out in the windows something is beeping from me
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Yes everything is a selection thank God [ __ ] there’s
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one less worry for today But I’m not a [ __ ] thing now
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[ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ]
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so come on get out of here
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in the office,
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dear friends, we are playing an auction with Jesus,
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the book is beautifully called
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Marusya, author Vasilyevich klyar, and those
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whom the man and [ __ ] sent some
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minister, the whole one reads and recognizes
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Yes, because he didn’t want to take the prize from
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his hands, [ __ ] Shevchenko, [ __ ]
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this [ __ ] Moscow in short Starting price
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[music]
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book and our hand
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[music]
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and Glory to Ukraine

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