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Project "PEOPLE'S CINEMA"00:00:15
The director thanks the actors for spending almost all their free time, including summer holidays, on shooting the film!00:00:23
Attention! The film was shot without money for two amateur video cameras. The mother-in-law's table lamp acted as a lighting fixture00:00:33
Ordinary inhabitants of Siberia and their friends play the film!00:00:41
The newspaper "Prigorod" - production does NOT even imagine!00:00:49
She appears suddenly,00:01:03
she is the horror of any normal man00:01:13
And her name is mother-in-law!00:01:17
Hey son, what are you doing?00:01:21
What are you?00:01:25
And this story started off quite harmlessly.00:01:28
Just one fine day, my mother-in-law became a victim of the global economic crisis.00:01:33
In other words, she was made redundant.00:01:39
Ivan Ivanovich, dear!00:01:42
Do I look like an old mop?00:01:45
Do you think you can just pick me up and throw me out?!00:01:48
What would you like? What do you want from me?!00:01:50
Do you have any idea how many loans I have?!00:01:53
Calm down, for God's sake!00:01:55
How do you think I should pay for them?00:01:57
But it's time for you to retire! I can't hold you anymore!00:02:01
On retire?! Me?! - We will arrange a farewell for you! - A woman in her prime!00:02:03
Yes, you still order a hearse for me!00:02:06
Y-yes... Loans have always been my mother-in-law's little weakness.00:02:10
He took them regularly and spent them exclusively on primary household needs,00:02:17
like this newfangled clothes dryer.00:02:22
On the day when Victoria Edmundovna was informed about the size of her pension, she suddenly realized that she was insolvent.00:02:28
Do not restructure!00:02:30
Maybe someone else's mother-in-law would despair in this situation, but not mine!00:02:35
This one instantly figured out who in our family can save money!00:02:41
And without hesitation, on the sly, I rented out my Zhiguli Lyusya.00:02:47
That is OK! I didn't owe it either!00:02:53
Here! What is it?!00:02:55
First, where is your "hello"? What are you nervous about? God!00:02:59
The balance is not working! Nervous customers!00:03:01
Who thought of renting out my "Lyusenka"?! How could?!00:03:04
It's ... Just ... What Lusenka?!!! We do not rent people at all!00:03:08
Well, here it is! Read!00:03:09
I'm reading! What do you have? Rent?00:03:13
I'm renting a 1975 Zhiguli... So this is your Lucy?!00:03:17
Well, at least it was until you rented it out!00:03:20
I?! Sorry! - Well, who else?00:03:22
It was this ... your mother! - What mother?!00:03:25
Well, like this! Shaggy. Spectacled.00:03:28
Victoria Edmundovna? - In, in, in! Edmundovna!00:03:31
Her last name is weird. In general, you are a strange family ... - Teshenka!00:03:35
Here's what she learned! Give me an ad! - Go - make people laugh!00:03:39
Do not allow people to work quietly during the reporting period. - Yes, what is it?00:03:45
No life, huh! Nervous work! Milk should be given for harm!00:03:53
And in general, man, the editors are not responsible for the content of the ad!00:03:56
Here! How much from me? - Rent? One hundred and fifty from you!00:04:02
One hundred and fifty... Goodbye. - Goodbye!00:04:08
For Rent....?!!! The male!!! The male!! Where are you going?!00:04:13
Are you out of your mind?! Why are you renting a woman?00:04:17
Crazy, right?!00:04:27
Well, I'll arrange for you!00:04:28
Oh, let me go! Man, where are you?!00:04:31
Fir-trees-sticks, gone! Well, what to do?!00:04:36
Pressure? One hundred 40 to 60! Not! I'll be fired for sure!00:04:45
Vostrikova?! Where?!00:04:46
Antonina Vic...!00:04:50
Hello...00:04:56
Olya, what happened?00:04:58
Well... Nothing... There's an ad...00:05:01
- What's an "ad"? - Rent... Brought...00:05:03
Olya, what's strange about this announcement?00:05:06
Take? - Take it. Olya. Something else?00:05:10
Well, here ... Excuse me ... Such ...00:05:12
Olya, what is "such" there?00:05:14
Well, take it right? - Olya, you see, I have a meeting?00:05:19
Sorry, for God's sake!00:05:36
Mother-in-law for rent... Well, okay...00:05:39
And it will come in handy for us00:05:42
... Mother-in-law for rent... Mother-in-law... I can't believe my eyes!00:05:47
This was not the case in our day!00:06:01
Do as I said ... All this in tea, in milk, and he's not going anywhere from us - the bastard!00:06:09
Take it! - What are you doing! - Take it! - I'm an intelligent person!00:06:12
I am the Master of High Magic! - Well, take it! - Woman, go already!00:06:18
Well, where did you go?! Let's!00:06:30
What are you, Margot? Did you switch to barter?00:06:33
Yes, the crisis, Matveevna, be it bad!00:06:36
In connection with this crisis, do you want to earn extra money from me?00:06:40
This is who? - A scarecrow in the garden! Yes, look at yourself! Who do you look like!00:06:44
You are not only a raven with your appearance, you will scare away any bandits!00:06:48
By the way, my appearance... Here... My appearance... Feeds me! And what feeds you?! Is this here...? Here?!00:06:55
And the chopper feeds me! I work and feed! The earth feeds!00:06:59
Hey darkness!00:07:00
O! You look! Another!00:07:04
People have a crisis, but it glows like a pancake!00:07:09
What is it with him?00:07:10
Yes, you are a galadka with us, you know better!00:07:12
How much can you say? Well, I'm not a fortune teller - a psychic.00:07:15
Oh, and then prepaid ...00:07:17
Margo! Matveevna! Hello! - Hello, hello!00:07:27
And a good mood will not leave us anymore ...00:07:40
Your mother ...! Oatmeal again! How much can you buy?00:07:43
Kolya, are you all right? Come on, get up slowly... - Marin, you tell me, why do we need so much oatmeal?!00:07:51
Oatmeal is everywhere! You can't go into the kitchen! - Get up, get up, does it hurt? Let's go put diclofinac... I00:08:02
smeared all my trousers in oatmeal...00:08:25
Kohl, well, mom is right about something. Well, you never know - interruptions in food. You never know what can happen in the country... Let's eat already.00:08:32
I get it, but what about hamster food? Well, why doesn't she buy tons of sausage?00:08:53
I will go crazy!00:08:56
Meanwhile, at the other end of the district, another no less sentimental family drama was played out.00:09:03
Local league Ivan Mikhailovich Spiridonov again tried to marry off his only daughter.00:09:10
What does "doesn't matter" mean? It's noble blood! Do you have any idea what their gene pool is?!00:09:18
What smart grandchildren I will have!00:09:22
Yes, we will make Nobel laureates out of them! Don't... don't you dare talk to your father like that!00:09:29
Yes! I am a breeder and proud of it!00:09:32
Yes, my tribal, by the way, at the international exhibition in London took all the first places!00:09:38
So, I'm not going to talk to you about these important things on the phone! Either you come home tonight, or...00:09:47
What does "mission" mean? What is the ambush looking for?! And what about your editor?!00:09:56
Natalie! Pick up the phone now!00:10:18
Natalie! If you hang up again...!00:10:23
Nelli Lvovna? Goddess! Delighted to hear from you!00:10:29
Similarly, Ivan Mikhailovich! Good afternoon! Happy to welcome!00:10:31
Yes, my Stasik is already here! My booby! The flight was difficult, so Stasik needs some rest...00:10:39
But tomorrow... Tomorrow, I think we'll be at your mother-in-law's. Yes, yes I am very, very wave of Natalie's gene pool.00:10:49
We are Trubetskoys. You understand...00:10:52
Of course! Certainly! Noble blood! I understand!00:10:56
We are also one of them! even found... Wait a second!00:11:02
My great-great-great-great-grandfather served one of the nobles of Peter the Great himself!00:11:08
Yes! Impressive! Just awesome! I wonder how he has not yet been given the title of nobleman.00:11:16
Yes, I don't understand it myself! The main thing is that, if you believe the theory of crossing, tested on tse-tse flies ...00:11:24
Then, after nine generations, a unique child with an incomparable gene pool may appear! Yes!00:11:34
Don't even worry about my mother-in-law! You will definitely like it! The most intelligent woman!00:11:41
She had neighbors in her family, even the Uvarovs themselves!00:11:44
How I understand you! Certainly! We - the nobles - must stick to each other!00:11:50
By all means! Do not worry!00:11:53
I think that the meeting with the Minister of Agriculture is a very important event for you. And we will do without your presence, Ivan Mikhailovich. Do not worry. See you.00:12:05
All the best!00:12:08
Oh my God! More nobles.00:12:11
That is OK! I think that this Natalie is really a well-bred girl, and we marry Stasik to her.00:12:21
Antonina Viktorovna, I did it!00:12:24
So how?00:12:25
Get hurt! Great! Just a crazy report! Here they are now with me!00:12:34
Antonina Viktorovna, well, you know me!00:12:36
I know exactly. By the way, Natasha. Half an hour later the prosecutor arrives. I have a commission today.00:12:42
You will interview the prosecutor.00:12:44
And show him, please, our newspaper.00:12:46
Let him make sure that we are a serious publication.00:12:50
Well, swept up! We're not some kind of yellow press.00:12:54
Here. As for the yellow press, I would be silent.00:12:57
You Natasha do not forget to change clothes. And please wash your eyes. And it will be like last time ... But what is it with a flash drive!00:13:19
Hello...00:13:20
Good!00:13:29
Mum! Dad! Taxi has arrived.00:13:33
Can anyone hear me?00:13:40
You, Marina, are also leaving for a month. Well, how are we without you?00:13:46
It's hard to go already. Well, don’t hand over tickets in the end! And you need to improve your health ...00:13:51
Well, go ahead. Need to heal.00:13:55
Taxi drove up00:13:58
Again did not have time.00:14:01
All. We must already gather. Ah, mom. I cooked porridge for two days. In the fridge.00:14:06
The last cutlet is also there.00:14:08
Cutlet!?00:14:12
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...00:14:16
Dad, of course, I don't want to say anything, but the taxi looks like your Lucy... especially with license plates.00:14:24
What?00:14:28
Listen man come out. Give the car00:14:39
- Sasha, daughter, come on quickly! Go!00:14:42
Everything, everything, everything… Like everything.00:14:55
Mom... Doesn't this car seem familiar to you? I saw her somewhere.00:15:00
What are you, daughter. I see for the first time.00:16:08
Hello, Matveevna! Hey! This is Marina.00:16:11
I'm leaving on a business trip. Not on a business trip. I am going to the resort with my daughter. That's it, I can't.00:16:16
I'll take a break from the madness. I have a big request for you. Look after mine. They kill each other. Yes thank you! Everyone... everyone... come on.00:16:35
But, alas, the sad events did not end there.00:16:39
Lena, hello! Have you seen Natasha? Lena, what happened?00:16:42
Lena, what happened?00:16:45
Vaska the cattleman flood.00:16:47
Again?!00:16:48
Oh yes, this time it's final.00:16:50
Yes, fig! Yes, how did he get hurt?00:16:53
Into the river, straight on the tractor.00:16:55
Oh damn. What, that something was?00:16:58
Well, of course...00:17:00
Did you tell Antonina Viktorovna?00:17:02
Now I'm going to tell you. I already promised that it would be on the first page. Still, everyone loved him.00:17:07
Well, Lena, don't kill yourself. Well let's go.00:17:10
OK. I'll come over later.00:17:15
Just don't say that you're worried about my daughter. Lucy is dearer to you!00:17:24
So what do the cards say?00:17:26
Yes, they would say something sensible, would I be sitting here ...00:17:29
Well? Will they kill or not?00:17:31
What, you don't miss a woman!00:17:33
Yes, what a woman. You mother-in-law!00:17:37
Well, maybe they will kill ... or maybe ... yes. Kill!00:17:47
Probably they will kill00:17:49
Hello, Semenych! Here the thing is ...00:17:54
Well, what an attempt to strangle? Listen, stop composing, eh! That's when you strangle, then call! All. Hang up.00:18:14
Well?00:18:16
Nothing!00:18:19
Like nothing? Well, nothing, you look!00:18:24
Yes, you better look! Well, what are you talking about, it's Vaska. Well, you saw him. "It" does not sink!00:18:47
Mom, what are you?00:18:50
Oh Vasya!00:18:55
Vasya, Vasya!00:19:04
Semyonitch, what are you doing?00:19:06
Yes, Vaska the cattleman is a flood.00:19:10
My God... Poor thing!00:19:17
Semenych... - Huh?00:19:19
God rest his soul…00:19:27
Wait… and who am I?00:19:32
Who?00:19:33
Falcon you are my clear! You are a pedal goat!00:19:43
Yours... Vaska!00:19:45
What?00:19:46
You go again!00:19:48
What did I do?00:19:50
How much can you already?00:19:51
Semenych, I have moonshine there. - I've already got your moonshine here ... - Let's go have a drink.00:19:58
My mother told me, don't marry a goat!00:20:02
I love you!00:20:03
Oh you parasite!00:20:10
25…25… slim again… 60…00:20:18
Well... well... oh!00:20:22
Yes, what are you doing?!00:20:28
Have you completely lost your fear? What are you doing! What is this, this is my cake!00:20:35
Cool, cool.00:20:38
Lena! How do you like me?00:20:41
Hey!00:20:49
Victim00:20:53
What are looking for a young man? Plan, tax return?00:20:57
No, no, thanks! I have, in fact, found what I was looking for ..00:21:01
Ah, singed vodka, drugs, sex.00:21:08
What's the intimacy, girl? What do you allow yourself?00:21:11
Where are you? Come here, take a look! What is this, what an image!00:21:17
What do I like?00:21:19
She likes. Where are you? This is a socio-political newspaper!00:21:24
What are you, the morality police?00:21:27
For you, imagine yes! I'm from the prosecutor's office.00:21:31
Your new district attorney. So fast. I went, got dressed and showered!00:21:38
I've got a clown here!00:21:42
In the meantime, I was thinking about two global philosophical questions.00:21:48
Lyusya, Lyusenka...00:21:50
How to strangle my mother-in-law without ending up in prison, and where to get the money to redeem my Lyusenka from slavery...00:21:57
Strange as it may seem, the answer to the second question was found.00:22:03
It’s just a pity that I’m not the only one who remembered the stash.00:22:23
In!00:22:34
Well, what are you wearing?00:22:36
I?00:22:37
Well, not me! You've always been throwing money away! -I?00:22:40
And this is from a person who has accumulated a lot of credits for the hell you know what!?00:22:45
Unlike some, I provide for my family!00:22:49
How? Oatmeal?! Exercise bike!00:22:54
I care about your health, ungrateful!00:22:57
Mum! From your care, I will soon lie down in the grave!00:23:01
How can you wait!00:23:05
Lusenka, why did you have to rent it out?00:23:09
Yes, I made this sacrifice. The family needed money!00:23:13
But this is my car!00:23:15
But I took a loan for it!00:23:17
And I paid for it! Where can I get money now to rescue my Lyusenka from this homodrila from slavery!00:23:23
You don't have to worry. You don't have to buy it.00:23:27
What!?00:23:29
I was going to sell it anyway.00:23:32
Ah… I think I understand. I seem to understand.00:23:40
You have taken out another loan. What will we buy this time?00:23:45
Vacuum cleaner on chicken legs?00:23:48
Quiet, quiet, quiet! You never understood our aspirations!00:23:50
Expectations?! You just don't want to pay the loan. Instead of selling our property, you would take from your salary!00:23:58
No, I don't have more pay. They sent me to retire! Chump is insensitive.00:24:03
Doesn't understand anything! You talk, you talk...00:24:07
For what pension? Yes, you still plow and plow!00:24:10
Ham!00:24:13
Go to figs ... No, well, you look at what. Dork! Prosecutor! He didn't like my makeup! Aha! Whom does he look like!00:24:24
What did they come up with, you need to take an interview!00:24:30
No, well, clowning .. The00:24:33
profession, by the way, is not like that! I'm still very much even nothing ..00:24:44
Something this blouse is too big for me. She also has a hood...00:24:51
Let's try it on.00:24:53
Here, I want to offer a skirt..00:24:58
Dress it up, dress it up, everything is fine!00:25:01
It's made for you00:25:03
. Hello, what did you want?00:25:05
I subscribe.00:25:07
Oh, come on in... I'll be right there!00:25:15
And what's interesting about you?00:25:18
Here, things from “Tolche Khaban” ..00:25:21
From “Only whom”?00:25:23
"Only Khaban"!00:25:25
"Only Khaban"? That I had never heard of this before.00:25:29
Well, you haven't heard much.00:25:33
It doesn't suit you!00:25:35
I designed a newspaper for you for the second half of the year, then you can ...00:25:43
Oh! my client. Jigit! This morning I sold him trousers for 300 rubles. "Only Khaban"! Here. Don't believe me, look!00:25:52
To whom?00:25:54
Here! Here, I bought it. Today. Good guy! Nice pants!00:25:59
So he's a flood!00:26:01
How's the flood? In the morning I saw00:26:07
Parasite!00:26:09
What?00:26:10
On the front page..00:26:12
So what?00:26:13
We're done!00:26:17
Mother-in-law for rent!? Are you here, and people are trading?00:26:30
Vostrikova! Vostrikova, what ads do you accept?00:26:34
Why just Vostrikova?00:26:36
You drowned Vaska the cattleman here. But the mother-in-law is rented out. Well, think00:26:40
you will fly from work! This is the slave trade!00:26:44
Immediately Vostrikova! There is no money in the box office, also Vostrikova!00:26:48
I'll go to the editor now, you'll be fired right there!00:26:51
Yes please! And for Vaska the cattleman you will fly from work!00:26:54
Don't show your pressure here. Sick in the head!00:26:56
I'll probably go ...00:26:57
I'm always sick when I have a report!00:27:00
She tortured everyone with her illness, you accept anything!00:27:03
But you will answer for the patient!00:27:05
What's going on here? Lena, where is the prosecutor?00:27:08
Yes, what a prosecutor, he is with the editor! We have two “jambs” here: the corpse on the front page has come to life ...00:27:13
And here is the “slave trade -“ the mother-in-law is rented out ”! Cashier Vostrikova did her best!00:27:17
Cashier Vostrikova did her best!00:27:18
What immediately Vostrikova!00:27:20
If the prosecutor sees this, we are finished, you understand that!00:27:22
Yes, that's the point. What to do at all!?00:27:25
The prosecutor is coming. Let's hide quickly!00:27:41
Hello, editorial. Cashier Vostrikov is listening!00:27:44
I wonder if our energizer is retired?00:27:49
Mom, okay, don't be upset. We'll come up with something eventually.00:27:56
Just don't feel sorry for me. I'll get myself a job! And not just a job, but a highly paid one… Unlike some!00:28:09
Hello! Good afternoon. What else.. Mother-in-law? Rent? How much? Wait a minute…00:28:21
What are we going to do now?..00:28:23
Wait a minute00:28:25
Sonny! What are you going to rent out so valuable that they just offered me 200 bucks for it?00:28:33
For rent? Hello? Yes ... no, what are you! She is no profurset. Woman in years!00:28:46
God! Let the flies go!?00:28:51
Cleaning? Not! How is it in Russian? Ah, of course! Wash the floors ... she does it well. Vacuuming ...00:29:02
Mother-in-law for rent?00:29:07
Phone?...00:29:09
Who am I?. Yes, I am this, as his ... manager of her. Yes ... yes, I am recording. Street, house number .. everything. Today we will, wait!00:29:24
Mom, I think I found you a high-paying job. You don't have to thank me... $200, 50 percent to me. As a manager… a00:29:34
manager?! I'll show you the manager!00:29:49
Look what you came up with, rent your mother-in-law.00:29:55
Can I help you?00:30:05
No, no, I'm on my own. I'll wait for you in the office.00:30:14
Good afternoon Good afternoon00:30:15
Trousers ... "Only Khabana00:30:47
", please ...00:30:51
Are you out of your mind? Sorry. Our clients!00:31:00
It seems like a fresh number...00:31:02
Hey, don't touch it! This is an old number!00:31:05
Don't be afraid.00:31:07
And we have everything sold out00:31:10
. How? So fast?00:31:12
We are wildly popular!00:31:14
Aha! In the morning they stand in line and knock on the windows. Yes.00:31:18
And you'd better go ... Go to the office, there we will deal with questions ... with various ones. Yeah00:31:25
, come on, let's go.00:31:33
Saturn in Jupiter... The chakras are open. Life is good!00:31:44
Don't do self-digging on weekends. Don't resist.00:31:52
So... So let's do it. I will buy. Services. Rent. “A mother-in-law is rented without a military unit, but second-hand. and phone.00:32:13
That phone number is familiar. Well they?!00:32:17
And I'll stop you now! Fucking Pisarchuk!00:32:22
Come on, now is the fun part! BUT!00:32:31
I told you, call soon, otherwise it will be too late. - Hello, Semyonitch!00:32:34
Kill each other!00:32:37
- Vasiliy ! I won't give up alive anyway. - Stop it! - You won't take me alive!00:32:45
- Vasily stop! - For a lemon! What, pagons are squeezing?00:32:54
Hello!? Matveevna, you already got me with your state of emergency!00:33:01
You call me every day. If only there was one thing worth doing!00:33:05
Black Raven...00:33:07
You yourself deal with your neighbors! Victoria Edmundovna? Especially!00:33:11
I still have everything in order with the instinct of self-preservation, to climb under a hot hand. All. Hang up.00:33:18
You will not wait for prey ... My friends! All to the polls!00:33:33
We vote for whoever we want.00:33:39
What, my blue-eyed ones, here I am! Take me! Wow, didn't you see it? I can't show it yet. Now!00:33:51
All right, he asked for it!00:33:53
Buckwheat... take it!00:33:56
Yes, take it!00:34:00
Citizen, let's go!00:34:02
No, you look, good people! Man, it's worth it. Feet are afraid to get wet. Babu sent his feet to wet! Come on, quickly ..00:34:09
Calm down, citizen!00:34:11
You yourself are a citizen!00:34:13
I want to confess to you a terrible act!00:34:15
I can't help but run, I have a battery, I have an energizer, you know?00:34:27
What? Let's kiss! Nothing personal, wife! Yes, what is it? I'm Dmitry Bilan.00:34:40
My friends, look what they are doing with the star!00:34:46
Borodko unfinished!00:34:50
And I'm Dmitry Bilan!00:34:53
And my life is a tin! Don't twist me!00:34:58
So what about a citizen, the wife of Vaska the cattleman? How will we transport it in this form?00:35:06
Calmly!00:35:26
So you haven't reached your goal yet? - Certainly.00:35:30
At the moment I have all the questions finished. I am very grateful to you. I think it's going to be an amazing interview.00:35:42
Let me escort you ..00:35:46
By the way, I’m looking at a fresh little lining there, I’d like to take a look ...00:35:52
Yes, yes, a lining!00:35:53
I would like to take a look at this case.00:35:55
Nerd!00:35:57
Yes, yes, of course, here ...!00:35:59
You are welcome. Fresh number.00:36:06
So what do we have here? Dusya Ivanova is changing her profession. What's the name? Evdokia Ivanova.00:36:15
How do you feel about holiday romance? Negative!00:36:18
It is necessary to identify all the shortcomings here. By the way, here is one of them. Are you going to write with errors?00:36:26
Where, where, show me?00:36:28
Well, how? Here! Big letters, title on the first page. Well, is it possible?00:36:33
Don't you think that this is basically not within your competence?00:36:37
No, it doesn't seem to.00:36:38
Listen, have we met anywhere? That somehow hurts your face is familiar ...00:36:44
Well, of course. First school, 8 "B" ..00:36:55
Oreshkin, are you? Are you even here to mock me? Did you miss school?00:37:02
I do not understand anything! It was you who lectured me there. Yes? No. The man who had more drives than the whole school!00:37:12
I'm glad to see you too, Skipidarova... By00:37:14
the way, I'm Spiridonova!00:37:19
And how long have you had it?00:37:20
How long ago? What is it?!00:37:22
We need to call the police.00:37:24
Yes, what kind of police, this is the prosecutor!00:37:27
And who was on the lookout at that moment?00:37:31
I, in general, by the way, have nothing to do with it. I walked by!00:37:34
Certainly! We all walk by like this.00:37:37
Yes, you are a failed criminal!00:37:41
Girls, what's going on here?00:37:43
Everything is good.00:37:45
And what's that noise?00:37:46
Is she doing an interview with a recidivist?00:37:48
No, it's just our new prosecutor00:37:50
Girls, Olya, why aren't you in the office? You have visitors in your office. Let's run .. - I'm now!00:37:55
Lena, your interview hasn't been completed either00:37:59
. Excuse me, who are you talking to?00:38:01
And I signed ...00:38:13
$ 200 you say?00:38:18
If the native militia does not help, then the master of higher magic is always with you.00:38:25
So ... getting rid of evil spirits, kikimor, brownie, goblin ... In! Mother-in-law, son-in-law!00:38:44
Yeah ... No laurels, no myrtle. But there is wormwood! All! Let's get started! Fuck tibidoh tibidoh tibidoh!00:38:50
Let's get started!00:39:15
Hello!00:39:52
I'll still dig up something from you, and you be kind, help me00:39:57
. Listen Oreshkin, there's a door over there. The door is there..00:40:01
There?00:40:03
Yes Yes. And cover it on the other side please!00:40:05
Listen to Skipidarov, you are forgetting yourself.00:40:07
No, it's you who forgets, Oreshkin!00:40:09
Yes, everyone! I'm tired of listening to you Skipidarov.00:40:15
I feel you didn't understand me. Well. Let's act differently. I would like to see the semi-annual report now...00:40:25
This is for the accounting department.00:40:27
I would like you to personally bring it here.00:40:31
I will work in your office.00:40:33
Let's start with financial statements and move smoothly, I think, to what is still written in our newspaper.00:40:40
Welcome!00:40:53
Yes... A good newspaper...00:40:56
Well, my mother-in-law and I have already arrived at the place of work. True, I was tormented by vague doubts. Have we got the wrong apartment? I didn't write down the customer's address!...00:41:05
Hey, is anyone here?00:41:07
Well, the door was open. So I decided that they were waiting for us here. Moreover, the door was open, and there were cleanings here for at least a week.00:41:16
Oh, go crazy ... Now I understand why big money pays for cleaning apartments. Come in mom ... Wow ...00:41:29
What a bedlam, dear mother!00:41:32
Yes, the work is long!00:41:36
I won't clean it up without money. You should call the client.00:41:40
Yeah, I don't even have a cell phone.00:41:42
Well, if the door is open, then somewhere nearby. Run down and look...00:41:46
All right.00:41:47
Yes, get paid. Better yet, the whole amount at once! And come back soon.00:41:50
The hostess ...00:42:06
Fu, what a disgusting thing!00:42:08
Well, how was I to know that at that moment, in the bushes near the house, our super-vigilant district police officer Semenych was lying in ambush, and was conducting another top-secret operation.00:42:20
Beaver, beaver. It's a saiga! Reception. Operation Skunk starts in 4 minutes. Sergeant Grechko Are you ready?00:42:28
Yes sir!00:42:29
And remember, disguise is above all!00:42:31
There is!00:42:35
Comrade, step aside. Comrade, do not interfere00:42:44
Ready for the task!00:42:49
Goodbye Alexander Nikolaevich. I'm sorry that it happened. Come again.00:42:56
I'm surprised you haven't killed each other yet!00:42:59
I have been allergic to Oreshkin since childhood.00:43:18
Oh, hi!00:43:21
Hey!00:43:23
How are their fates?00:43:25
Well .. what fates ..00:43:28
Wow! And what is it for?00:43:31
I decided to help my own daughter a little.00:43:34
Yah! Let's hit it.00:43:37
I have guests here. Nelli Lvovna with Stanislav.00:43:45
Daughter, you know what I want to tell you. Snuggle, feed, hello. Put to sleep in the guest room.00:43:53
In the end, treat it like a deal.00:43:56
Look, isn't that a little for your guests, huh?00:43:59
Enough! Whatever is left is yours to take.00:44:03
Aren't you afraid that I'll starve them to death? In order to save money.00:44:08
I count on your discretion. And there you look, you will like Stasik.00:44:14
Dad, do you want to marry me to a man named Stasik!? God! How low have my quotes fallen!00:44:24
Don't show off, dear!00:44:36
Yes, I'm listening to Ivan Mikhailovich?00:44:39
There my daughter meets guests.00:44:42
You follow her, no matter what she does there.00:44:46
Good. Understood. Everything will be done in the best possible way!00:44:53
Well, they gave me a job again. Again follow Natasha.00:45:00
I get goosebumps from this fellow prosecutor! That would have killed the bastard!00:45:04
And in my opinion he is nothing. Well, at least... if you prefer Stasikov...00:45:09
Oh, don't remind me. By the way, we still need to figure out how to neutralize this Stasik and his mother.00:45:37
Hello! Give me please... Just hurry, please hurry.00:45:41
Did you bring a prepayment?00:45:43
Yes, yes prepaid, prepaid. Take it, huh?00:45:47
Please hold.00:45:51
So. And it's all?00:45:55
Comrade seller of unlicensed alcoholic beverages, let's go to the branch!00:46:18
Submitted for analysis?00:46:20
Yes!00:46:21
So how?00:46:24
Killer thing, comrade district!00:46:31
Sodium hydride detected, but within acceptable limits.00:46:39
See me! Personally selling... I will analyze00:46:56
After the examination, Semenych personally decided to interrogate the detainees.00:47:03
Dear citizens!00:47:05
Drinking alcoholic beverages in a public place is an administrative offense ... Article 20.2000:47:11
- Come on little one? - Yes, we will quietly reach ... Well, the birthday. - We have not done anything like that ... - And how can we go from the birthday?00:47:17
Victoria Edmundovna, you?!00:47:21
I will complain to the municipality!00:47:31
Mom, mom ... did not expect!00:47:52
Go away from me. My eyes would not look at you!00:47:56
No, look at what, huh?00:47:58
Excuse me, please! incredible. Forgive me, please, it's so uncomfortable ...00:48:01
Come on, it happens .. Everything is calm00:48:06
Victoria Edmundovna! No, please forgive me! Honestly, I'll be a bastard!00:48:13
These are all of them. We have already tested it ..00:48:18
Please forgive me, please excuse me.00:48:20
Well, it didn’t turn out well.00:48:22
No, well, you need to apologize ... it didn’t turn out well! - Went!00:48:26
Briber!00:48:28
Well, nothing, and there will be justice for him.00:48:53
I don't understand anything. Why no VAT?00:49:06
Hello!00:49:07
Hello!00:49:09
Getting rid of husbands, neighbors, bedbugs, cockroaches, moths. Here is my business card, and other evil spirits.00:49:17
This is just what we needed! I hope you didn't come to submit an ad?00:49:23
What are you... I, as an official representative, ask you to accept.00:49:30
Anonymous!?00:49:32
Yes!00:49:34
Citizen Victoria Edmundovna is regularly engaged in member ... what?00:49:37
Self-mutilation!00:49:40
And the district comrade ...00:49:42
He is the one, he!00:49:45
Promotes corruption in the ranks of our valiant police ... taking bribes ...00:50:00
Liquid of dubious content.00:50:16
The editors, the cashier Vostrikova is listening!00:50:18
Yes, okay... okay now.. Remind the driver Seryoga to pick up the forms. Good.00:50:30
Time after time it doesn't get any easier!00:50:35
So. Driver, driver Seryoga…00:51:04
-Hello! - Hello, Seryoga? Hello. Have you forgotten what you are taking to the city today?00:51:11
Excuse me, what should I bring?00:51:13
Well, how what? Well, these little green ones ..00:51:17
Of course, Seryoga. But only Suslov, the head of the village!00:51:24
Village head? Excuse me, please. Goodbye.00:51:34
I don’t understand anything, to carry something, somewhere ..00:51:39
Now they will definitely fire me.00:51:48
Is there anything to eat in this house after all?00:51:54
Vinegar only...00:52:04
Here, all right.00:52:09
Wow, survived!00:52:11
All favorites for the cat, and a piece of bread for you. I would have killed ...00:52:30
Mother-in-law for rent ... Well done man ... mother, so this is my ad.00:52:40
Vulgar!00:52:49
Hello. Yes on the line! Yes, of course, I'm blonde.00:53:00
Oh what are you, what are you! I do everything cleanly… I do everything cleanly00:53:04
…00:53:07
How much?00:53:09
Dictate an address.00:53:11
Manager? No, I don't have a manager!00:53:15
How not?!00:53:16
I'm not going to share this money with anyone.00:53:18
Are you a mother ...00:53:20
I'm leaving. Yes. See you soon!00:53:24
Mom, where are you? It’s impossible without a manager, it’s impossible without a manager, mom, it’s impossible without a manager ...00:53:31
I wanted to transplant a flower, there are fleas running around.00:53:34
We'll have to treat them to get rid of.00:53:36
In fact, a cactus, they say acupuncture is useful, calms the nerves. So I'll sit and study ..00:53:44
Mother-in-law for rent. Yes. High relationship.00:53:50
By the way, about relatives. Yes, daddy's guests will be arriving in a few hours. I never figured out how to get rid of them.00:53:58
Wait, you'll figure it out. Do not worry.00:54:00
Listen, and the fighting, apparently this woman, the mother-in-law, if she decided to get rid of not her own son-in-law!00:54:06
Victoria Edmudnovna or what? Yes you that, not the word! Stop the galloping elephant!00:54:12
Listen, do you know her?00:54:14
Yes, you saw her yesterday. She was our district police officer like a shandarahnula on the head.00:54:17
So this was her.00:54:19
Certainly! You wouldn't wish such a relative on your enemy.00:54:24
Enemy, you say you don’t wish?00:54:28
What you! Well, it looks like I rubbed it for you. Can you give it to me already?00:54:33
And I think I know how to get rid of our matchmakers...00:54:40
Mom, where are you going?00:54:46
Leave me alone!00:54:48
Mom, I have long wanted to say. The broom suits you so well!00:54:52
You understand a lot. Got it already ...00:55:09
Do you think that he will return to her?00:55:11
What are you, my dear! Let's repeat the recipe.00:55:13
The tail of an old yak, the egg of a young rabbit, a couple of dried tails of field mice. All sweetheart.00:55:23
Where will he go from us! Such a beauty. What a wife!00:55:27
I wanted to thank you. Take it please!00:55:29
Well, what are you, I really don’t know .. Thank you.00:55:31
All the best, goodbye!00:55:33
Come, come, I'll be waiting for you.00:55:48
Dear, I'm going now ..00:55:55
Matveevna!00:56:00
- They got it, absolutely! - Relax! - You look!00:56:03
Now let's drink 20 drops.00:56:05
Yes, I have never drunk anything but kvass in my life! Do you think you'll bribe me, don't you? You want to drink me, don't you?00:56:13
Teetotaler-ulcer..00:56:15
Yes. Do you think I don't know what you're doing there? Yesterday Manka came, but you gathered the Family to you ... And today the bitch came - the homeowner ...00:56:23
-Yes, okst you already! - Whom oksti? - You yourself! - The chicken is wet!00:56:38
Bastard!00:56:59
Where is the radio?00:57:01
And yesterday Kuzyakin drowned the walkie-talkie in a can of alcohol! Hello? Ay, pah! Welcome! Welcome! Beaver beaver! This is a saiga. Did they bring the girls?00:57:15
Semenych, or maybe well, them. We have been lying in ambush since the night. Well, what a normal man goes to women in the morning?00:57:21
So it's normal. And this one is a pervert. He's always drawn to something sharp.00:57:28
Comrade Grechko, come on!00:57:31
There is!00:57:33
Comrade Grechko, have you left yet?00:57:40
Comrade district police officer, Sergeant Grechko is ready for the task!00:57:48
I approve. Fulfill!00:57:57
Don't want to walk. It's close here.00:57:59
Anti-crisis proposal. Very cheap, very sale.00:58:02
Low prices. Let's go. Come on, I see that you are tired.00:58:04
Madam!00:58:06
Please come with me!00:58:07
I'm very busy!00:58:12
Comrade district police officer, the plan with Grechko did not work, what are we going to do?00:58:15
Looks like a total pervert. Well, come up with something spicy!00:58:19
Yes, come up with!00:58:31
Wow!00:58:40
Fuck! Welcome! Welcome, it's Saiga! Are you completely nuts there? It's not Sergeant Grechko!00:58:53
So this, boss... you yourself asked for something spicy.00:58:56
Well, Sergeant Kuzyakin is in women's clothes!00:59:15
Beaver, you idiot. Have you decided to dress Lieutenant Petrov in women's clothes too?00:59:21
No way, comrade district!00:59:23
So the item has arrived!00:59:25
Hokku #1.00:59:29
I sit at the computer in sadness.00:59:31
I thought I would do you hara-kiri with a pen.00:59:34
Did not work out. Dull.00:59:41
Excuse me, who is this?00:59:42
Local poet Svetikova.00:59:45
Jackie Chau! I'll ask you to remember - Jackie Chow!00:59:49
Hokku No. 2……00:59:52
Drozd sings more often... and for a fee, more often and more clearly!01:00:01
And what, colleagues. I think it's good.01:00:04
Thank you!01:00:06
Hokku #301:00:08
Oh listen, Svetikova is there. Save it!01:00:13
Yesterday I deigned to eat VIP chopsticks01:00:17
The whole restaurant laughed mockingly at me.01:00:20
Tomorrow I'll stick sticks to my fingers with adhesive tape ...01:00:24
Creative! Creative!01:00:26
Good afternoon! Antonina Viktorovna, excuse me for intruding. Elizabeth Mikhailovna!01:00:32
Jackie Chau!01:00:33
Chow, chow! Come with me. Now we will sit down, we will edit your poetry.01:00:39
Will you print?01:00:42
Selectively. Come on in. Let's go, let's go ..01:00:45
Antonina Viktorovna on a business trip for one day,01:00:48
I'll ask you to remember - Jackie Chow!01:00:50
One day please!01:00:52
That's it Natasha, go, go.01:00:53
I'll ask you to remember - Jackie Chow!01:00:57
Woman in what entrance 124 apartment?01:01:03
Oh my God!01:01:36
What the hell is this?01:01:39
Is anybody here?01:01:41
Have you ordered a blonde?01:01:50
The apartment seems to be fine.01:01:55
What is this?01:02:01
Yes, and cleaning does not seem to be required after the repair ...01:02:05
You. So us!01:02:11
O! Us means us.01:02:20
So, well, let's get down to business.01:02:42
120 rubles for 1 exit. You pay twice, the third one is free.01:02:46
Okay, when will it come out?01:02:47
Coming Thursday01:02:54
Who is this?01:02:56
Hokku #5. Jackie Chow, I forgot to introduce myself.01:03:02
I give birth in agony, a brilliant tribe of poems ... Only for these children they don’t pay alimony. I would like to find sponsors. How are you?01:03:10
Hello, police?01:03:12
Haiku No. 601:03:14
Genius work is not understood by the people ...01:03:16
Yes, this is the cashier Vostrikova. We have that Jackie Chow again.01:03:21
Let me have some coffee and cookies!01:03:24
Hokku #7. Poems burst out in an endless stream. The muse obsessively follows me around. Publish the collection!01:03:34
We will publish, of course!01:03:36
Birds sang on the branches of round-leaved birches, the air is transparent as snow on Mount Fuji. Someone is going to jail now01:03:45
Why would they?01:03:47
Yes from that! Come on, citizen, come on!01:03:49
I transfer everyone here!01:03:50
Grandma lived with two merry geese, one gray and the other white, two merry geese.01:04:00
Today... I see your especially sad look... - Man! Who are you?01:04:06
- And the arms are especially thin hugging the knees ... - What are you, a maniac?!01:04:10
Listen, far away... far away, in the Republic of Chad... Exquisite giraffe roams! - What giraffe?! Man, what are you talking about?!01:04:22
Eat announcements, chew grouse. Your last day comes bourgeois!01:04:31
What a woman!01:04:33
Who is a woman, I will show a woman now. Look you. Oh my back.01:04:42
Can I help you?01:04:43
I'll help you now... you son of a bitch!01:04:54
Ekarny grandma! Let's crack it!01:04:58
Guys, what's going on here?01:05:00
Citizen, don't interfere. This is official information.01:05:03
We really catch a pervert.01:05:09
Mine is not mine? The pot has fallen. Probably mine.01:05:17
Man, get out of here. We don't need more sacrifices.01:05:22
What about me? Your maniac, you save him!01:05:25
I also wanted to help ...01:05:27
Well, it turns out?01:05:30
Disperse!01:05:40
Bring it out!01:05:44
What a woman! Well, what a woman! What woman?!01:05:52
Can you calm down? I already have a headache from you01:05:55
. We walked without touching anyone. Certainly! If it's beautiful, then you can just pick it up! For what?01:06:01
I ask: for what? Interesting beauty extraordinary. That's all they go to them nothing.01:06:06
And us .. if with shoulder straps, then it’s possible. Of course I understand., But what do we have to do with it?01:06:11
Not at all. I am a citizen of another state.01:06:13
Was soll ich der Scheiss! Ich will nach Hause. Ich werde mit Beschwerden übersehen.01:06:18
I will complain to the embassy!01:06:19
And what for her!01:06:22
Well, comrades of easy virtue, shall we embark on the path of correction?01:06:26
You put a man in jail for nothing!01:06:28
Victoria Edmundovna, you?01:06:31
I'll show you now, Kuzma Semyonitch, what I'm doing here!01:06:36
Victoria Edmundovna...01:06:40
Mom, Mom... you can't live without a manager, you can't!01:06:44
Of course, as without a manager, then. Without a manager, who at all?01:06:50
Did you decide to throw the manager or something?01:06:53
Yes, you went with your manager ..01:06:55
You can’t mother in such cases without a manager, you can’t!01:06:59
God, I'm tired of this renovation!01:07:01
Carefully. What, are you stumbling from happiness already? Mom what are you doing?01:07:08
When will you finally finish it?01:07:10
Why did you buy these wallpapers? To make repairs in the apartment.01:07:12
You'd better go and keep working as a prostitute! They make good money.01:07:18
They would have hired builders, they would have given you the repair as it should "euro"01:07:23
And what are you doing? Hands grow from the wrong place or was laziness mother born ahead?01:07:28
I look at the wallpaper pasted.01:07:30
Yes, I pasted it! I pasted one wallpaper, but there is no money for the second. Drink less beer!01:07:36
Did you drink beer? You should go to less concerts. And they would go to resorts less. That would save your money!01:07:42
What, what do you want my resorts? Yes, I earn money myself, I pay off debts myself.01:07:48
Unlike you, I have only one life and I don't want to waste it on this fucking renovation!01:08:02
Came? Did you eat everything?01:08:12
Ay... Come here.01:08:16
Well done, watch football.01:08:21
This is not for you with our women.01:08:23
You're lucky you don't have a mother-in-law. Otherwise, how would my life be.01:08:55
O! Is there a can opener in this house or not?01:09:00
Alcoholic!01:09:03
Lord, who else has brought there!01:09:06
I'll open!01:09:12
Hello!01:09:14
Personally, I agree!01:09:18
Are you realizing what you're doing? Who are you going up against?01:09:21
Yes, her father will drag us through the courts! For fraud and will be, by the way, right!01:09:27
You still say, they will invite us to the prosecutor's office!01:09:29
Please help as well. Well, I just scare them away and that's it.01:09:34
No no. I have already visited the monkey house more than once. I don't want more.01:09:37
Well, you understand, well, you need to teach your father a lesson. Well, how much can he climb into my personal life.01:09:41
And I talked to this lady. She doesn't understand words at all!01:09:44
I don't want to get into these stories anymore.01:09:49
Victoria Edmundovna, I didn't want to tell you, but it was because of my father that you were fired..01:09:55
What?!01:09:57
He and Ivan Ivanovich are old friends and they developed an anti-crisis plan, and therefore many people were laid off, including you.01:10:05
Ah, that's how! Well, wait, Ivan Ivanovich! So, when do you say the guests are coming?01:10:11
In couple of hours.01:10:13
Will be done!01:10:42
Stas. Stasik, yes Stasik!01:10:48
Ah, I'm going!01:10:52
Look, like here?01:10:58
Yes, I don’t know, the street is not written here, nothing is written here.01:11:03
Forward!01:11:13
Dearest, you can’t tell me, Ivan Mikhailovich ...01:11:19
Well, this is my favorite son-in-law! Yes you do, don't be shy.01:11:25
Now I will call my granddaughter. Natasha, stop drinking beer! The family has arrived!01:11:35
Oh hello! I see you have already met my grandmother. Dad says I'm all into her.01:11:50
To sit down .... oh! - Maybe something to drink? - Yes, some water!01:11:58
Mom, let's get out of here!01:12:00
Thanks!01:12:02
Or maybe we’ll go into the house and talk like intelligent people! - No...01:12:06
Absolutely! Stasik, follow me son, follow me... - Let's get out of here!01:12:10
Where have you gone?01:12:20
I said get yourself together again!01:12:25
Family, I hope? Family? - Mom, look...01:12:30
Come on, move over, boy! Stolen! Bought from dealers last week.01:12:39
Well, maybe a gram of alcohol? - Shall I have some alcohol?01:12:52
What is he?01:12:54
You know, Stas is a very inquisitive boy!01:13:00
Noticeably.01:13:04
Could stress have had an effect on him?01:13:06
Tuzik Tuzik Tuzik Tuzik Tuzik Tuzik ...01:13:11
We have a wonderful clinic here - it's called Oatmeal.01:13:15
What are you saying… Stasik and I are very glad to meet you.01:13:21
Yes. Thank you Mom, I got it. No, to sit at home ..01:13:29
Dearest, but ...01:13:32
Now I'll show you, let's go!01:13:43
Please at your service!01:14:05
Natasha, things seem to get complicated.01:14:08
Yes, it's kind of weird. I thought they would run away from your kind, but here. Oh, sorry, of course.01:14:36
God!01:14:39
Damn this garden!01:14:51
Fuck yourself, Mommy!01:14:54
God!01:14:56
What is she, really? Well, I'll go ...01:15:08
God, my God! This is beyond my power! God, I can't. So. Quiet! All.01:15:22
We will rebuild the house, the old house, we will remake the bathroom, bees, bees, bees, bees ... we will sell.01:15:37
They are doing pretty well on the market these days. Let's sell!01:16:04
Hello, man!01:16:07
Quiet!01:16:09
I want to help, let's help!01:16:12
Well, where did you go, go there!01:16:32
For some reason I don't know any of them. My dear, please. But what kind of a man is this?01:16:41
And this is my second son-in-law… deceased!01:16:49
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.01:16:53
I will reveal the secret. I still see him like you.01:16:58
Like this ?01:17:01
Is an! In nightmares.01:17:07
Are you there soon? Eat hunting!01:17:09
Be patient! Listen, not a foot in the house! You are now in the temporary position of the deceased.01:17:14
What other dead person?01:17:16
Let's go Natasha. I think I figured out how to get rid of the guests.01:17:45
Edible!01:17:50
Oh stew! If only... barley porridge... with beef!01:18:18
Well, rain. I forgot the goat.01:19:20
Hey son, what are you doing? What are you?01:19:25
What are you?01:19:34
Hello! Hello, I can't hear you! Ivan Mikhailovich! Good afternoon.01:19:42
Yes, yes, yes, we are there. Oh, everything is wonderful, everything is wonderful, everything is just wonderful! Your mother-in-law and I found a common language, yes ... Oh, an amazing woman ...01:19:52
Yes. I think we can plan the wedding for next month. Ugh, definitely yes.01:20:00
We will sign the contract, we will sign a little later. Well .. Ivan Mikhailovich, we are the Trubitskys, we do not change our decisions.01:20:08
Goodbye! Goodbye! Kiss, big hello!01:20:12
Well, in general, that's all!01:20:20
God, my God. Yes, what is it. Go to hell, Yasny Put collective farm!01:20:43
Mum. And in the next world there is no rest from you!01:20:50
O! Hello!01:21:25
Hey son, what are you doing?01:21:30
Faster, we won't have time, wait ..01:21:33
Yes, hurry up! They will kill each other while we run.01:21:37
How we will miss the most interesting ...01:21:43
Ah! Victoria Edmundovna! Of course, I wanted to get rid of the guests, but not in the same way!01:22:10
O! The rain is over.01:22:14
Natasha, one is ready. Get the rest!01:22:19
Horror!01:22:38
The sound on the phone "Can't, the king is without a guard..."01:22:42
-Hello! Hello!01:22:45
Yes, pick up the phone!01:22:47
The sound on the phone "Oh, early ... Security is up!"01:22:52
Ivan Mikhalych, it's me. Do you know where you sent me? Your Natasha pissed .... Wow, got three.01:23:02
What are you talking about at all! Are you crazy!01:23:05
How do I know? Came down or didn't. That ... your guests and some other peasant.01:23:14
And what shall we do? Good. Understood. Well, God sent a job!01:23:33
Wow! I found a common language...01:23:44
To bring my own daughter to murder... It's my own fault!01:23:55
I myself will answer.01:24:00
As a result of the Skunk-10 operation,01:24:10
Three ... no ... five ... .. eight were neutralized. Eight owners of dens.01:24:20
It was tasted ... about ... two boxes of alcohol-containing substances were examined.01:24:39
Hello! Hello! Yes, your mother! Listen Matveevna, have a conscience! What other corpses?01:25:17
Hey lady?!01:25:21
What was it?01:25:22
Yes ghost! Ordinary ghost!01:25:29
Everyone stand still! Where are the corpses?01:25:35
So here they are!01:25:49
Hello!01:25:53
Didn't understand!01:26:03
Seem it's contagious...01:26:06
Skip it! - Skip it! - Skip it! Matveevna?01:26:14
Aha! Good. Well, I understood everything. No, don't worry!01:26:18
I'm staying with my parents tonight. I won't go to the city. Yeah. All right, come on!01:26:31
And where will you settle down? Do you sleep here?01:26:33
No, this is my grandson's room.01:26:35
grandson?01:26:37
He is in the city now. So, settle down.01:26:39
Did these two get laid?01:26:42
Yes, that lady, in my opinion, you can’t break anything.01:26:45
Exactly.01:26:46
She is so fixated on this wedding seriously ...01:26:51
Schizophrenia is generally a terrible thing. They say she can only be treated with shock therapy.01:26:55
Well... it's in the interests of this lady to be cured only by morning. And then we will arrange this shock therapy ourselves.01:27:02
The main thing is to be in time for the arrival of my father.01:27:05
We'll make it! Mornings are wiser than evenings, so go to bed.01:27:09
Goodnight!01:27:11
Goodnight!01:27:19
Incredible! What misery!01:27:27
Hold on!01:27:30
What is it?01:27:32
Bathrobe, what is not visible or what?01:27:35
Thank you, my dear. Thanks to!01:27:39
My God! What a rag, what a color!01:27:47
But who needs such a bride with her grandmother?01:27:50
Yes, I wanted to spit on this granny ...01:27:52
Collective farm "Clear Way" I don't give a damn about her son's money.01:27:57
Your daddy lost everything in the casino! All that was, all ...01:28:01
No, really. I don’t know about you, but personally I don’t want to trade Chinese clothes on the market anymore. Tired! The 90s is enough!01:28:11
We could trade. Nothing would happen to us.01:28:15
Yes, I would have sold your dad, my own husband, with great pleasure! Nobody takes it.01:28:20
You won't get that much for a goat! Always with you guys, you have to stop the galloping horses.01:28:27
Get off that cell phone! Acting like...01:28:31
Like who? How baba you want to say?01:28:33
There will be a lot of honor. Enough. We fit in!01:29:51
What?01:29:53
It's not my fault, he came himself.01:29:57
Come on , disperse!01:30:03
Oreshkin?01:30:08
Granny ...01:30:10
Well, for sure, a maniac!01:30:13
H have a maniac so maniac!01:30:18
Oreshkin..01:30:28
Well, okay?01:30:32
Maybe that's better? Not just a photo, on the leaderboard!01:30:39
Quiet...01:30:49
You can't see your chin, no?01:31:01
Hello! Yes, your mother! Well, Matveevna, well, I already have a conscience after all!01:31:09
What a maniac! Yes, you yourself are worse than any maniac! Some kind of maniac ...01:31:21
Well, where is your maniac who molested our Matveevna?01:31:25
Yes, there.01:31:27
I wish I could see this brave man in the face.01:31:44
Also, you fell on your head!01:31:47
Yes, stop yelling already!01:31:50
That's enough, otherwise now ...01:31:58
Why did you tie up our prosecutor?01:32:05
But nothing! There is nothing to roam on other people's beds!01:32:11
Good. I will reformulate the question:01:32:14
Victoria Edmundovna, why do you keep your own grandson tied up?01:32:21
And my grandson, I do what I want! Well, I did, so what?01:32:30
Prosecutor!01:32:36
I don't understand what is going on here? Granny?01:32:41
Crazy house!01:32:43
So. All. Sorry, you don't have to choose!01:32:47
Let's get out of here ..01:32:48
You01:32:50
'll get married ... you'll get married ... I won't marry ...01:32:51
Grandmother in a nursing home, you will rewrite the state on yourself, but then, my dear, you will do whatever you want.01:32:58
In the meantime, climb into a rag and sit silently! Rag!01:33:06
Have you ever heard? Sanya is a maniac!01:33:08
I know him like this ..01:33:10
Prosecutor, but what a maniac he is, but it can’t be01:33:13
. Well, I can’t even imagine! I'm shocked!01:33:16
Margo, Matveevna! Come here quickly! Hurry! See what they're doing! They decided to sell the house, without me!01:33:23
Horror!01:33:25
And they built from themselves built ... Nightmare!01:33:28
Listen to what they say ..01:33:33
Horror! - What a nightmare ... we must catch them!01:33:41
Semenych, do you hear Semyonych! Come here, there's work to be done.01:33:45
Did I understand correctly that my own father rented out my own grandmother?01:33:54
My own classmate?01:33:57
Well… more or less…01:34:00
My dears! And it didn’t occur to you that scams are a matter of jurisdiction. You can turn around.01:34:15
So if next time you think of something, Skipidarova.01:34:24
I'll plant you for a long time!01:34:27
You have to think about your actions, about your actions. Do you understand everything, turpentine?01:34:34
Oreshkin understood everything!01:34:36
Finally!01:34:43
Dad, what are you doing there?01:34:45
O! Why aren't you in the city?01:34:48
Yes, I stayed at home. Just stuck at work. And you're sneaking home. Come in.01:34:56
I am a corpse, my way home is ordered.01:34:58
What?01:35:00
But I want to eat.01:35:02
What corpse? Father, what are you?01:35:07
The girl is sorry.01:35:09
This Skipidarova?01:35:11
Well, of course! We need to help somehow.01:35:15
There is one idea. Only so that no one at my work knows about it.01:35:20
Son, I am the grave!01:35:24
Stasik, what's going on? Hey, is anyone out there alive? Natalia!01:35:31
Hey, is anyone alive?01:35:42
Mom, mom come here. See01:35:49
What's Again? My God! Yes, there is no one there! Stasik, don't sit there, go spin the traffic jams... I don't know.01:35:58
I don't know what it is. I've never done that.01:36:01
Well, okay. Go and look at the candles in the kitchen. I saw them in the locker there.01:36:06
I won't go I won't go. And suddenly there are rats!01:36:09
Stasik don't make me nervous. You are, after all, a man.01:36:14
Yes???01:36:15
Yes! - Don't... Get01:36:17
up and go!01:36:19
Will not go!01:36:25
My boy, do you want to be my son-in-law?01:36:41
Stasik... - What?01:36:45
Marry me ... - Mommy! - Get married...01:37:06
Come here, you're plump!01:37:20
Stasik! Lord, my God, where is he!01:37:32
Ministry of Emergency Situations, how are you there ... Lord, the connection again does not take!01:38:19
Stasik, son! Get up! Let's get out of here .. out of this madhouse.01:38:25
Well, how far are we going?01:38:27
Marriage scammers!01:38:29
Who? The fool herself! I am Trubitskaya! I! I! I will complain to the prosecutor!01:38:36
Any whim for your frank confession! Comrade Prosecutor?01:38:41
Am I listening?01:38:43
Maniac! Plebeian! Yes, you are all in cahoots here!01:38:48
Don't you dare insult my grandson, chuvyrla!01:38:51
Old scum!01:38:52
May you look as wonderful at her age as my mother! It's clear! Chuvyrla silicone!01:38:59
Look, please, we saw you! Plebeians!01:39:10
Let's get out of here!01:39:14
So, it's time to end this circus! All over me!01:39:25
Well, how did it work?01:39:28
Fine!01:39:30
Great!01:39:34
Well. Now you owe me. I saved you from a husband named Stasik.01:39:43
Actually, we're even now.01:39:46
Yah?01:39:48
Yes! After all, I didn’t write a revealing article about how the future prosecutor of the district in the 8th grade brought mice and released them in the director’s office.01:40:03
The ketchup is delicious.01:40:36
Eh, they could give a general! Boost.01:40:45
Don't be upset, Semyonitch! We'll find you even cooler swindlers!01:40:51
Yes, I'm not upset. If anything, I'll start a case against Margot.01:40:55
Correctly!01:40:56
What?01:40:57
For illegally brainwashing the population with their stupid horoscopes.01:41:02
Oh Semyonitch! I beg you! And this is told to me by a man who has already ordered horoscopes for six months for the entire police force.01:41:08
I? - Well, who? - Well... I.01:41:12
H u happen to have01:41:13
passed!01:41:15
And in general, say thank you that I have a bunch of working suits left from the monkey year. Everyone had enough.01:41:22
Pus, let's go home, huh? We've been sitting in ambush for three days! Come on, the kids are waiting. Let's go to! I'll make you borscht. Hot!01:41:31
Borsch! And the cutlets?01:41:33
There will be meatballs too.01:41:36
No, well, Masha, they could give a general!01:41:39
Oh my God! Well, a day! Tired as a dog. Well it is necessary, in old age to come up with such a thing!01:41:48
What old age! Life is just beginning!01:41:54
Yes... Oh, oh, I can't. Where did I get myself into!01:42:09
Everything is fine. Butterflies have been earned.01:42:12
Listen, son. You did a good job with the good offices agency.01:42:16
Still would!01:42:18
We can make some money, really!01:42:21
Necessarily! Let's earn!01:42:23
Well, what about the crisis?01:42:27
Oh mom. So what is the crisis? And those were not the times. Let's adapt.01:42:33
Do you think?01:42:34
Yes I am sure!01:42:41
O! Mom! Well, look!01:42:50
One has already adapted! Dog! He eats my oatmeal.01:43:02
But this is not the end!01:43:04
After that story, life in the district newspaper went on as usual. Photos of reanimated corpses on the front page were no longer printed.01:43:11
Hello!01:43:13
Hello!01:43:17
Hello! - Can?01:43:21
Come on, come on!01:43:26
Are you behind a newspaper?01:43:28
Yes, I would like 10 pieces!01:43:30
For God's sake. Take it, take it!01:43:31
Yes, you can?01:43:32
We left them especially for you. Here on the shelf.01:43:34
Right here, right? Will I take this much?01:43:39
Yes, take it all! - Is everything possible?01:43:43
Free, free.01:43:47
Thank you very much! This is not for me. For relatives.01:43:49
Oh sure. For relatives. Please take.01:43:56
This is for you!01:43:57
That's for me? No, what are you .. How can I ..01:44:00
Take, take01:44:02
Take! Drink tea from the heart. Very good.01:44:05
Thank you very much.01:44:06
Thank you!01:44:08
Come again.01:44:11
You are famous now!01:44:23
Our shock therapy worked. The lady and Stasik disappeared completely.01:44:27
Semenych threatened Matveevna and Margo with 15 days of detention.01:44:32
If they talk about our adventures.01:44:35
The threats, oddly enough, had an effect, and even my wife did not find out about anything.01:44:39
Oh my dear, finally!01:44:41
Oh wait, wait, wait! How is your mom? How are you all?01:44:43
It's all right, Marina. Everything is fine! Mom...01:44:47
Breathe, breathe!01:44:48
Well, don't hurt me, Marinochka. Well, what are you?01:44:51
Well?01:44:52
The house is in place, mom is in openwork, everything is fine. Like this! Come on, my dear.01:45:00
Daughter!01:45:03
Mommy and I have been waiting for you.01:45:06
It seems I'm going crazy ...01:45:08
The only one for whom this story did not pass without a trace was Natashka's father.01:45:21
Well, Tamara, I'll call you later. Lena, what's wrong with the front page?01:45:27
It's not ready yet, Vitek hasn't finished it yet. Well, there will be soon soon. I have come. We got a call from the police. We have an emergency in the village.01:45:35
What is the state of emergency Lena?01:45:37
Spiridonov killed three at the dacha, came with a confession.01:45:41
Yes you that Lena!01:45:43
What about the police?01:45:45
What is the police? We've arrived. They turned around and left.01:45:50
Where are the corpses? And there are no corpses! They drove him home, but he did not go.01:46:00
Okay, Lena. Of course, we will not give this to the newspaper. Mother-in-law is enough for us, Vaska the cattleman is enough for us. We'll hang around for another year.01:46:15
Comrade Investigator. I tell you: Plant me, plant me in full!01:46:21
Well, how much more can I explain to you, after all!01:46:25
Ivan Mikhailovich. Well, I don't have to explain to you! I repeat to you for the tenth time01:46:27
Listen to me! I called the outfit. The outfit came to your house. Your mother-in-law is in perfect order: A cheerful, blooming woman ..01:46:38
What order: three corpses!01:46:40
Ivan Mikhailovich, did you drink anything before this, two weeks ago?01:46:42
Who cares?01:46:43
Big difference? You have white fever!01:46:46
Even pink! I tell you. I am a criminal! Paper, recognition, prison and so on.01:46:54
Well! Do you know what prison is? Do you understand what prison is?01:46:56
I know!01:46:57
Have you ever slept on bunk beds? Do you eat oatmeal every day? Walk in circles, live with a huge blunt brick that will beat you up every day!01:47:06
Why are you treating me at all, comrade investigator? You don't need to heal me! Jail and all!01:47:12
I can not take it anymore. I can not anymore! You keep me here for 6 hours in a row, you understand!01:47:17
It's you who is stalking me, not me! You! Sorry!01:47:21
I can't just. I cant. You realize it's already 4 am, huh?01:47:26
For me now, night and day are all the same. Three dead bodies! Are you going to plant me or not?01:47:35
Ivan Mikhailovich. So. Let's look at the light bulb. We look, we look, we look.01:47:44
And now we close our eyes and imagine: you are in a large and dark gray cell.01:47:56
Around the bars, nearby your cellmate Brick is snoring. All in tattoos01:48:03
Yes, even in ..01:48:05
You have been here for the tenth year. You feel good ...01:48:10
Guys, take it out! take out!01:48:14
Prophetic vision of Ivan Mikhailovich01:48:15
But we must pay tribute to the persistence of Ivan Mikhailovich. He still got the long-awaited grandson.01:48:18
True, with a slightly different gene pool. As for my mother-in-law and me, the peace between us lasted a long time, a whole day.01:48:26
Until she came up with a brilliant idea: to expand our family business.01:48:32
Good afternoon!01:48:34
Hello.01:48:35
Who's taking ads here?01:48:36
Yes, of course I do. Have a seat01:48:38
, Blanc, please.01:48:39
Yes, it's on the table. You are welcome.01:48:44
Well, the day has begun.01:48:55
For Rent….01:49:14
Caption: Medical antiseptic solution.01:49:16
Rented by son-in-law. Tel. 222-33-33.01:49:35
Mother-in-law - Victoria Innokentievna Stepanenko (retired)01:49:38
SON-IN-LAW - Valery Dmitrievich Dzhurko01:49:46
(head of the Zykovsky village council)01:50:01
LADY - Tatyana Yuryevna Richter (head of the culture department of the Administration of the Berezovsky district)01:50:09
NATAShKA - Tatyana Tankikh (soloist of the Krasnoyarsk musical theater)01:50:12
PROSECUTOR - Evgeny Brodnikov ( chief accountant, "Barkhatovskaya poultry farm")01:50:16
CASHIER VOSRIKOVA - Olga Remizova (chief specialist of the editorial office of the newspaper "Prigorod" at her workplace.)01:50:41
MATVEEVNA - Nina Petrovna Kim (chief accountant of the editorial office of the newspaper "Prigorod")01:50:47
STASIK - Sergey Sinyuk (friend of the newspaper's editorial office "Prigorod")01:50:58
OLIGARCH - Vasily Vasilyevich Chekanov (Director of the cultural and entertainment center of the village in memory of 13 wrestlers of the Yemelyanovsky district)01:51:05
SERGEANT GRECHKA - Evgenia Ivanova, (executive director of the cultural and business center.)01:51:18
DOCTOR SEMYONYCH - Nikolai Gordeev, (banking specialist)01:51:28
MARGO - Natalia Adamovskaya, (operator of the risograph of the editorial office of the newspaper "Prigorod")01:51:34
VASKA- SKOTNIK - Sergey Tislenko, (Actor of the Youth Theater)01:51:42
VASKIA-SKOTNIK'S WIFE - Natalya Novoselova (Actress of the Youth Theater)01:51:47
SON of Vaska-SKOTNIK - Vasily Lebedev (student)01:51:51
TAXI DRIVER (and assistant operator) - Mikhail Pavlov (student)01:51:53
CLIENT №1. Nadezhda Inyakhina, postman01:51:56
CLIENT #2. Natalya Shamanaeva, masseur01:52:00
POET. Marina Lutz. Lyubov Klimovich, editor-in-chief of the Yemelyanovskiye Vesi newspaper .01:52:10
Editor-in-chief of the newspaper "Ogni Yeniseya"01:52:13
Management of the Press Agency of the Krasnoyarsk Territory (2009)01:52:19
Residents of the Berezovsky district01:52:25
Employee of the editorial office of the newspaper "Prigorod"01:52:30
Aunt Emma! Cleaning lady01:52:33
Residents of the village of Berezovka (Siberia)01:52:40
Two cooks and a worker Resident of the01:52:47
village with her son01:52:50
Police inspector01:52:56
Real policemen01:52:59
Real citizen of Germany (came to visit relatives in the village)01:53:02
Residents of the Berezovsky district01:53:13
Real journalist of the newspaper "Prigorod"01:53:22
teacher01:53:25
director of the university01:53:32
newspaper staff01:53:42
schoolchildren01:53:52
businessman01:54:01
commercial director01:54:05
postman01:54:09
Vanya is the cameraman of our film01:54:19
chief agricultural specialist of the district administration01:54:24
builder01:54:27
economist01:54:31
The real head of the village of Berezovka01:54:38
The real editor-in-chief of the newspaper "Prigorod"01:54:50
Cat Chili Ogorodnikov as Chili's cat01:55:06
Uji - the director's favorite dog :)01:55:12
Nastya Nozhkina, chief assistant director, second cameraman01:55:17
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Anti-crisis comedy "Mother-in-law for Rent" (People's Cinema project) Mother-in-law - Dekabrina Edmundovna has one small hobby - she "collects" loans. But one day she is "unplanned" to retire. Realizing that she is about to end up in prison for debts, she, without hesitation, rents out her favorite car of Valera's son-in-law. The man does not remain in debt: with a psycho, he advertises in the local newspaper "Mother-in-law for rent". Oddly enough, there are tenants right there who are willing to pay good money for their mother-in-law... And thereby solve the financial problems of the mother-in-law and son-in-law, who just do not know where to find money: she - to cover loans, he - to buy out his beloved car "Lyusenka". Attention! This is the PEOPLE'S CINEMA project. The film / comedy was shot on an amateur camera in the village of Berezovka in Siberia! No budget! The actors are ordinary residents of the Berezovsky district and the city of Krasnoyarsk :) We will be very grateful for the support of our project "FOLK CINEMA" :) Our kiwi wallet (for donations) - https://donate.qiwi.com/payin/Iana Genre: Romance / comedy. Screenwriter / Director: Yana Romanenko Our other projects: Comedy melodrama HAPPINESS IS NEARBY or ARE THE VILLAGERS CRYING TOO https://youtu.be/R2gKB_Ek0ug Melodrama DISLIKE - https://youtu.be/WEMmrmH7Cfs Romantic Comedy LOVE WITH HOME DELIVERY https://youtu.be/8v636ZIGyms The age limit is 16+ ©Romanenko Yana. The rights to the video belong to the author Romanenko Yana Nikolaevna. Copying videos is prohibited! #teschavarendu #narodnoekino #comedy
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