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I’m at a meeting of a00:00:13
college official, I’m glad to see you view of the hotel at00:00:17
our meeting of the ministries of damage and00:00:20
health,00:00:21
we’ve already hacked the failure of Shivana for such00:00:24
reforms as a family stake in a leather00:00:27
ruby quadcopters on mushrooms00:00:33
dashutka faceless rifle I want you to leg dates00:00:38
that we’ll do about the war00:00:40
from primates 10 have been issued at00:00:44
the moment and with us I am a little body 7 we don’t have00:00:48
enough hours we don’t know we have00:00:50
skills for the courts they put a00:00:54
trial00:00:58
hospital in a bottle jet I00:01:02
wonder what it will help people your00:01:07
dacha this show in the word hospital sound00:01:11
pain and there will be q health health00:01:15
goods on this I highlight reminded them they00:01:18
piss off a million of him on the new one and I’m missing00:01:25
flower posters on Skype00:01:30
great and if a person doesn’t have the Internet00:01:34
such people spend money not for our00:01:36
being and although they consumed kuwait and for00:01:42
which in the last meeting we adopted such a00:01:44
law so that remove all the00:01:47
emergency doctors correctly and put00:01:50
two orderlies there, I suggest leaving one,00:01:53
why do we need orderlies at all, we have00:01:57
drivers working for ambulances, let them drive00:02:00
and examine the patients, it’s also good and you00:02:03
will be an asset queen and you will have my fangs too,00:02:08
you will already be there taxi00:02:10
like this press the OSCE region lip to the law in the00:02:15
liquid mother of the release you00:02:18
iphone thought of a flower00:02:21
taxi laugh washing a kind of ringtone00:02:27
I would think of my idea about rowing on00:02:30
quadrocopters to outdo it00:02:32
outdid the nation you stand out 500:02:36
million I also propose to stop this00:02:41
chaos it’s time to ban people from00:02:44
self-medicating00:02:45
before closing loops exactly ale ti we will00:02:50
sell loops on the ministry website00:02:52
with delivery on the thrones00:02:57
beginning excuse me on the wood00:03:01
on the thrones with a knife quadcopter from fish00:03:09
what drones are made from champignons in short,00:03:13
listen to yourself, maybe it’s you who00:03:17
need to stop eating these mushrooms I’m00:03:22
calling the world for Misha whether robots in our00:03:24
ministry, Beysa criticizes and criticizes00:03:27
and you took the reforms to read them sick I am00:03:32
for common sense, well, if we are already00:03:34
talking about common sense,00:03:36
I propose introducing fines on the obverse igip00:03:40
sneezed 20 hryvnia coughed 50 I wonder00:03:45
how much you are going to charge for an00:03:47
upset stomach, but there is such a thing00:03:51
upset that you don’t cough or there00:03:55
will be discounts of course00:03:58
good on the chain, wait,00:04:01
how can you take people’s money for00:04:04
illnesses, they don’t have that money, neither for00:04:08
illnesses nor for a fine, I’ll deduct for us I know00:04:13
java, you’re shouting, I don’t00:04:17
understand anything, she’s so closed off tea that00:04:23
the license is good, I’m silent, you know that you’re a00:04:28
farrier, not a radiologist, I’ll00:04:36
lose that I’ve been sick for almost a century,00:04:38
people have more let it be here, I love the00:04:43
liver00:04:44
less, I need to drink, I studied which liver00:04:47
closers I need to drink more, on the contrary, in a00:04:56
feminine way, below these are the kidneys of shortcuts to the flower,00:05:04
we canceled them00:05:08
and [ applause]00:05:14
on the right of this height maybe00:05:18
my dear Tuva00:05:22
Ale went to the target and this is soon their class this is soon00:05:25
really the00:05:26
essence here in the Ministry00:05:28
of Health a person feels bad00:05:30
what kind of taxi don’t you come well what kind of00:05:35
law did you take an oath of this00:05:37
de passe ta ta da maybe give it to her00:05:42
first aid and we know me without being snotty00:05:45
.00:05:46
both of us will not be 100 lived, so open our00:05:50
mouths, C grades, holes in the sisters,00:05:56
caris glasses, what did you say, I’m a dentist, I00:06:01
’ll help you in any way I can, until a00:06:03
professional comes up and will take care of it now, and in00:06:08
greeting, the rails, sleepers, sleepers,00:06:11
the train is coming, belated, look at her, so00:06:14
let me size toyota corolla toyota00:06:18
pink, then newcomers I’m so Tula,00:06:27
of course I’m not against it,00:06:29
she’s a mini ball, but I’m a pathologist, the00:06:35
minister’s order, then of course I’m talking about the earthly one,00:06:38
let me eat, look, and you’ve jumped in,00:06:42
turn on where to get the00:06:44
flakes from the specialists, it’s an antispasmodic, calm down,00:06:52
everything’s fine, I’ve already called a drone with00:06:54
antispasmodics, I’m already00:07:04
a [ applause]00:07:09
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why did00:07:16
you click, you never stop 20 minutes00:07:21
on foot00:07:22
and people wait for two hours for the phone daughter corner of00:07:25
Asu although Assuta came up with the karate show00:07:28
Shvidko and the sexes don’t confuse such orderlies I’m00:07:44
really bad really from my wife a00:07:49
check00:07:50
we thought you want 20 percent of these00:07:53
reforms Ashura to be Ashura to be and the00:07:57
instructions the instructions only long ago00:08:01
provided emergency medical care and00:08:04
so sonic they chopped me massage affairs00:08:06
six caries I especially00:08:10
so point number two ventilate the premises00:08:13
so he usually came out we want and00:08:15
along the cold ma whether Sivahu00:08:18
and you show a separate invitation I need a00:08:22
doctor I’m writing no I can leave from yes okay00:08:26
okay defend yourself to the00:08:27
groin and equal is needed well we can take this fur coat00:08:32
so far everyone knows that enough chatting00:08:35
it cost really already Pacino to00:08:37
rush let’s come on let’s cat jk tuyu00:08:41
cat and kickbacks pointer jk00:08:44
when I put it off sells a drop and for a00:08:48
full month00:08:50
from00:08:52
this to that to so what do you do I can00:08:56
look for life people save00:08:59
everything according to the instructions os girl available00:09:02
gender indicate any help q7 by known00:09:07
means00:09:08
and with us all the lera were like that and with us00:09:12
but your instructions she would have died aunt00:09:17
died you sho here it seems like00:09:20
a citizen has been00:09:25
here for an hour already00:09:33
the leaflet is fine now it will be good00:09:48
this virus Sean from the cake yours00:10:04
to breathe you yourself I’m sorry00:10:13
please tell me this is your first00:10:16
trip wash off today why in general,00:10:20
in general, first00:10:23
congratulations on the first departure of 1 pipes and pipes,00:10:30
something like the guts was an idiot, it was proven00:10:32
over the frame and you want to go, let’s go,00:10:33
let’s give in, so you’re the buyer in the00:10:37
photo, you’re00:10:40
lucky, I would first make00:10:45
a diagnosis, now this is the password for00:10:48
wi -faya quickly on Skype you will call00:10:51
I look like an idiot now I'm getting up00:10:55
Dr. House there anyway and the episode00:10:56
was well what are you giggling joking00:11:01
by the way we are now on the website of Dr.00:11:03
Komarovsky climbed to upload winter without00:11:06
sometimes give me the file and I'm a sweater and g00:11:08
I won’t spend it, well, in that case, you’ll already00:11:12
need a defibrillator, well,00:11:16
who’s called, well, Chuguev is the regulator, I’m afraid he wo00:11:22
n’t pick up the phone, which is all there is no victory, it’s00:11:25
just the effect of diamonds, it’s a00:11:27
device for a current pulse,00:11:30
I know I see it in the movies,00:11:33
you come up well, so moisten it and you need it00:11:38
[music]00:11:39
and the00:11:41
prepared cattle category is ready to eat00:11:44
both 1 before you, simple neuralgia,00:12:03
pinched thoracic nerves,00:12:05
but if these two orderlies00:12:11
worked according to your reform, then you would have already00:12:15
died five times, all00:12:27
right, well,00:12:29
what are you kidding about, the data00:12:32
will already be so simple, well, now you00:12:39
agree that all your reforms are00:12:43
absolute stupidity, so okay, finally,00:12:54
I’m at the same time with the fact that the mistakes the peacock rides and the00:12:58
tekke has one dream and bidding 2 he’s like you’re00:13:01
beating the choirs to redeem00:13:06
[music]00:13:09
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dear Ukrainians,00:13:15
I’m like representative of the Ministry of00:13:17
Health, I hasten to please you, in the00:13:21
state hospital,00:13:23
all the necessary medicines were purchased in full,00:13:26
so now every Ukrainian can00:13:28
experience all the benefits of free00:13:31
medicine, I was helped here two weeks ago00:13:46
by the doctor, what’s going on, why did00:13:50
you bring Mr. Serdyukov, I couldn’t00:13:54
move my00:13:56
leg independently I broke it like some kind of knife that00:14:00
I’m being dragged behind by this one,00:14:04
decide what I can do for you,00:14:08
you’re a doctor, call the police00:14:13
quietly, quietly, no need for any police, we00:14:17
came here to be treated for free, wives and I don’t00:14:22
want to count on the hospital, no one00:14:24
wants it,00:14:25
especially no one wants it for free, but00:14:29
you need to be registered in this area and you00:14:37
can only let it turn on here00:14:43
and how did you break your leg slipped00:14:46
tatra00:14:49
I disappeared by the way doctor I want to warn you00:14:51
that this is an infectious disease00:14:55
I am a carrier of it I understand let’s00:14:59
quickly come through, come on in what does00:15:00
quickly mean but we don’t need to quickly00:15:03
we need to stand in line like everyone else,00:15:06
let's today we can skip the queue00:15:09
some without a queue what if someone00:15:11
comes from Ivan Ivanovich doesn't come00:15:15
why do you think so because I like him 200:15:21
I like everything about myself today so I00:15:26
can perceive it right now covered on a00:15:30
non-reception day without an00:15:33
appointment without a card without a card in the world we do00:15:38
n’t need such backings we will go00:15:40
first to the registry00:15:42
but where do you understand to get this card00:15:49
especially since this is not an on-duty00:15:52
hospital00:15:53
but we need an on-duty painkiller00:15:56
no probably yes please No need, this is the00:15:59
third hospital,00:16:02
all these people are gentle, these doctors don’t00:16:09
understand what I said about. a stroller he urgently00:16:14
needs an X-ray00:16:16
shower such as your heart attack00:16:20
plus everything is just a fracture00:16:23
what else is it wheels I had00:16:29
without wheels00:16:32
well tell me know but this is how he gets to the00:16:35
X-ray this is how you get to the relief Ivan00:16:38
Ivanovich I’ll walk00:16:39
from the truth to the 5th floor to the 9th00:16:43
how -what an00:16:45
x-ray for you on 9 what an idiot this was invented by an00:16:49
official from the ministry you may00:16:53
not have even seen the ministry in the mirror00:16:56
that’s war 9 come on come on let’s [ __ ] it00:17:07
doctor it was but actually the ones that are really00:17:09
needed in the swing you know I have them I’ll00:17:13
give them to him now what does that mean, yes, I00:17:18
warned you, I have a fracture and it’s transmitted by00:17:20
airborne droplets, I understand about it,00:17:25
I’ll sell it right here right here, how come it’s00:17:29
not at the nurse’s station somewhere there,00:17:33
and you have it here, isn’t this corruption, the00:17:35
doctor00:17:37
turns out corruption has to go books with a00:17:39
wall Oleg Petrovich the shoe covers are over,00:17:43
send everything to building 4,00:17:54
I beg you very much, but let me give him00:17:57
my shoe covers 1 indulgence okay 1 both00:18:01
indulgence thank you, let's have my chorale00:18:03
la-la-la-la doctor what are you doing,00:18:05
let him wear it himself I need to00:18:08
work out my leg like I’m up to the doctor, come on, let’s00:18:11
all work out, it worked out for an hour and00:18:19
a half, I struggled for an hour and a half, well, come on, and the children have their00:18:25
weapons 9th floor 9th floor Ivan Ivanovich is also00:18:32
good, you understand, I want to00:18:37
wait for Ivan Ivanovich on which floor, and now00:18:44
let’s go there, we need to buy a film at on the00:18:47
first floor00:18:53
tell me about00:18:56
heard directly quoted me00:19:00
I'll write out the directions while she's coming00:19:03
back come on let's00:19:07
take a look I don't fit why I'm too00:19:11
picky I wrote it so they'll sell it right away what he00:19:15
needs what let's00:19:17
not write clumsily first you need to go through00:19:21
the examination correctly so let's sit down00:19:25
now we let's call lyudochka, lyudochka,00:19:28
come so far, you're nourishing, come on, then00:19:33
with you, the lyudos above are sober, what kind of00:19:41
morning was it that00:19:43
stopped us,00:19:47
well, let's go to the doctor dota now, come on,00:19:55
now I need courage,00:19:58
now you just need to take it from the patient,00:20:00
come on, I can't, lyudochka if you want to live, drink,00:20:04
well, yes, na, na, slug, tyapa, garbage, one00:20:10
day,00:20:13
here's the pipe and that's it,00:20:16
let's just inspect for now, right here,00:20:18
you're doing an inspection of the community there,00:20:23
doing everything, how and how, then sit down at00:20:26
the table,00:20:27
open the computer, start the tanks,00:20:33
they're already open income play tanks and00:20:38
let's kill people, the same things you love from and00:20:42
I'm telling you how you went out yesterday for your mother-in-00:20:44
law's birthday00:20:46
at x, they could have stuck it to us,00:20:51
but look, please, it's very sad00:20:54
that he walked, he was open, the browser is00:20:56
very painful, you can't hear.00:21:00
all this is going00:21:03
well, everyone was00:21:04
like and she’s doing00:21:07
me, now I can work as a director on00:21:11
discovery,00:21:14
stop this was even perhaps Volodya00:21:17
really enough, let’s start00:21:19
diagnosing the00:21:23
adios, take the question,00:21:30
I quickly raised is not considered fallen,00:21:35
but what is she doing this, why is this00:21:37
version00:21:39
she is waiting for sterilized work00:21:45
[music] we00:21:48
need blood about him when everyone leaves00:21:50
this let's now take the urine00:21:54
oh00:22:11
what to do you know I guess not and you do00:22:17
n't even guess what adventures00:22:19
you have what00:22:21
first you will look for where padfone did it00:22:26
when you find this place and you00:22:29
will be very surprised that it is closed there,00:22:33
and an hour later when you find the key and00:22:35
still open this place,00:22:37
you will understand that this is not the right place,00:22:40
and when you do all this right in00:22:43
the corridor in front of your astonished grandmother,00:22:46
you will need to bring it to know where00:22:50
to the laboratory no to another patient00:22:54
because there are a lot of patients in the hospital and00:23:01
there are no cans 1 well, and some modern methods of00:23:03
diagnostics00:23:05
with devices and yes of course that culture our00:23:09
Doctor House is busy with it and doesn’t work00:23:13
oh Doctor House free up and immediately come00:23:16
here although why do we need Doctor House00:23:19
if so I understand, jokingly, lupus00:23:22
can be heard, you will say why are we00:23:24
making fun of him, he first started talking nonsense00:23:27
about the MRI,00:23:29
and by the way, he’s talking nonsense; he already has a00:23:32
temperature, let’s take the temperature,00:23:35
but the temperature was actually measured00:23:37
in ice, someone credos of a certain working person, of00:23:43
course, you never have such I didn’t see00:23:48
how boring it was and what, but this00:24:01
favorite Brezhnev of yours became what,00:24:07
stop it, in fact,00:24:10
the ministry00:24:11
provided us with normal thermometers,00:24:13
the ministry, well, the same rectal00:24:19
no, it should be normal,00:24:22
but in the rectal no, in fact, it’s like00:24:25
normal00:24:29
now we will measure the temperature, I00:24:33
apologize for distracting you from the procedure,00:24:38
maybe you have00:24:41
Corvalol, free for pensioners, there is00:24:44
more,00:24:46
and so what else could it be00:24:53
Sebozol is a00:24:56
brush, it turns out I’ll live, you’ll00:25:02
live, grandma, you’ve gone so hot,00:25:08
maybe it’s German grandmother began to eat a visa,00:25:11
this is all gone, no honest words to him,00:25:15
well, kamiren temperature 6000:25:22
or 1 rar life did not vote for the communists00:25:27
and all at once blaze00:25:35
[music]00:25:37
you magic wand son,00:25:41
if only you would give it to someone else sunu00:25:45
shabnam commune miss00:25:50
they will get to this hands grandma, so where did00:25:56
we stop? How are you, what else is it at00:26:02
home and this is not what he was treated for at all,00:26:06
doctor, come on, let’s put everything in00:26:08
the jar,00:26:09
you wanted to say two jars, the beach00:26:12
told you everything, the jar is here 100:26:16
listen, please listen to me,00:26:18
dear, give me please00:26:21
help him and our hospital will provide you and00:26:24
your whole family with treatment at the best00:26:27
level with absolutely free medicine00:26:31
free of charge absolutely class00:26:35
this is what happens Ivan Ivanovich00:26:40
thanks to you and your leg the reform has00:26:44
moved forward, you can first00:26:50
sit and drink tea and cookies and00:26:54
watch TV until the morning and Ukrainians,00:26:58
I hasten to please you pesnyary molding00:27:01
Rio00:27:02
re-registration of vehicles will00:27:04
take you more than 15 hvilin00:27:13
doctor start today you will have00:27:16
another client I'm off to re-register00:27:19
[applause]00:27:20
[music]00:27:23
[applause]00:27:28
doctor well, you've already00:27:32
figured out the new things, you've learned that where everything is00:27:35
it was not difficult activated carbon in the00:27:37
bedside table00:27:38
medicines and equipment from the neighboring00:27:40
region yes yes they did get to us00:27:45
reform and waited for00:27:46
you bought new equipment00:27:50
serious what did you think the region about you00:27:53
would allocate money for they held a tender for the00:27:56
parts and cut them into grow we can00:27:59
normally rejoice from and the fastest Is00:28:01
n’t it nice00:28:02
that’s why here’s a doctor’s laptop, well, really, it00:28:08
would be a little bit, but the battery still holds and00:28:11
Vova 3 of these 4 minutes00:28:15
the laptop are you kidding me, I was counting00:28:19
on at least an ultrasound machine,00:28:20
I’m determining the sex of the unborn child with the help of my00:28:23
grandmother, the ministry said a00:28:27
laptop means a laptop with its help you00:28:30
you will contact more00:28:31
qualified specialists from the city00:28:34
via Skype, this is the kind of reform, good luck save his museum, I00:28:40
will also do it via Skype, and that old woman00:28:42
guesses in just 1 it sounds like00:28:46
pills and sent a brush, and he00:28:49
can’t distinguish herbs with herbs,00:28:52
so what do we have there for say such00:28:55
smoked00:28:56
[music]00:29:05
who00:29:07
hello I'm your 6th knee here checking00:29:10
cry for me ask hello I would00:29:18
swing out stutter Lily00:29:20
Lily I understand laptop there is Internet00:29:25
yagd was not and there is no place00:29:28
that hurts 1st place I was just00:29:34
applying ointment to myself00:29:37
[music ]00:29:38
minimum asymmetry is this00:29:41
available to you in a typical case for a village, the00:29:43
super girl also greatly enlarged her00:29:45
breasts and now we can harvest00:29:48
what that girl will hand over or bodies by00:29:55
girl what to give birth to and00:30:00
graphy the connection has disappeared now peres and and00:30:05
graphy00:30:08
orography wasps to the same count and and there is,00:30:15
well, since I’m talking about the Internet, that you are part of the00:30:21
Internet, I’ll correct you for 1 image,00:30:24
but there’s only one doctor left,00:30:39
this one has the strength to hang himself, do you want to hello Petrovich00:30:48
Audi S3 on them, yes, good afternoon,00:30:50
you pass under the mask and settles down and v2.00:30:54
swallow Wawrinka everyone came today00:30:57
guess00:31:00
arthritis no and you smoke no00:31:05
blood pressure no and the chateau de intrigued and we’ll00:31:09
all talk about it at once I00:31:17
watched it on TV you can already00:31:21
contact the doctor on the computer00:31:24
call the city doctor, let him00:31:28
change examine ours for you that doctor00:31:31
I I know you for the deadlines, I found out all your00:31:34
cracks, I also know,00:31:37
call the doctor Govorova from, but I’ll go and have00:31:41
a drink, and in the suicide note in my hands it00:31:45
came that you advised the title of good,00:31:49
you will end up flat, here are two doctors we have,00:31:57
hello,00:32:01
who is this c I’m your tits colleague I I00:32:05
called you remember yes yes yes yes I remember my mother00:32:11
wanted to know now it’s called placed00:32:17
yes yes no no no mamas we don’t need to go to that00:32:22
patient yes I see you’ll have an abortion I’ve been00:32:30
laid out for the MRI with my business MRI00:32:36
well where is Stepanyan with us nima died00:32:38
tercel and and I Howard I'm on the MRI and the whole one is00:32:41
right here now I'll end up the police00:32:45
will have to go to my cold place good as a00:32:48
note in your name quickly00:32:51
good home adult for moms MRI swelling is00:32:54
very for flattening so to get used to00:32:56
getting up in the MRI room from the important thing here00:32:59
take your head but there's a step well00:33:03
since we consider the chairs00:33:07
are starting to00:33:15
swell and I haven’t forgotten00:33:23
everything and I immediately feel better right after00:33:30
Tom mr, then00:33:33
the title of doctor has become better, we’ll say00:33:35
thank you to him, that’s a good guy, what a thick00:33:47
board, thank you, well, show me the tank00:33:55
next to her goes to her00:33:58
drug,00:34:01
this will give it, I want it again something00:34:05
hurts the heart the heart is driving the heart, they are00:34:10
sure that it is the heart, well, I00:34:13
’ll feel it there, so on camera, feel it so00:34:17
that I can see, I caster, appoint a considerable amount00:34:21
in Asia, just for an examination, then look at the00:34:24
doctor, he said to admit everything and show the drop,00:34:29
I haven’t had any subal for twenty years now00:34:33
come on, artists, understanding you at a time,00:34:36
I will look at the00:34:37
areas of the chest and I’ll feel a little bit, but00:34:39
keep in mind that my heart is here in00:34:43
the garden, let’s feel00:34:49
lower lower prices prices this is all fine,00:34:55
I’m feeling formally I felt why but00:35:02
listen,00:35:03
I was born in the Ekaterinoslav province of00:35:07
Sile Makeevka00:35:11
listen fish with a special tool00:35:18
I was born in the Ekaterinoslav province the00:35:21
robot itself call the city doctor00:35:25
could not do anything without listening to the00:35:28
title of the city00:35:31
doctor raspberries turns out to be a folder I don’t00:35:34
see you yes Viagra will help you00:35:38
and viagra let’s discipline the site for a00:35:43
person well, let me give my grandfather to him00:35:46
medicine is also needed let's quickly00:35:49
doctor torment something else my back00:35:55
hurts that my back was back yes but if close00:35:59
to the desired patient turn over and you00:36:05
[music]00:36:07
while interesting doctors come on let00:36:11
me install00:36:14
the machine00:36:16
for the procedure you will understand how what00:36:20
the doctor said come on I heard a tribute at00:36:25
work there, don’t know what the doctor says,00:36:28
let’s do whatever it takes, I’ll call00:36:30
the doctor again, give them food, let me00:36:33
repeat all the doctor’s words to our cashier that00:36:37
you cut the patient off, we need to turn it over00:36:40
and find out the cause of the pain, I agree, I’m00:36:46
already happy, there are00:36:49
still complaints caress coloring00:37:03
and then spends it you heard00:37:14
let’s just caress me well00:37:18
and about the main thing then don’t forget doctor00:37:43
doctor I’m your quiet cooler and well so what’s00:37:51
incomprehensible gargling in the winds Isa-300:37:57
sanboy more complaints there is a dizziness the phone is on the00:38:08
phone and I’m calling at the wrong time00:38:12
and question I'm in touch00:38:15
a long time ago questions and throw on the phone the00:38:21
shower hid there and such00:38:30
an assortment pumped me up like a boat00:38:34
yes you are that rubber woman rst they00:38:37
choose glass discs understanding the essence of his00:38:40
horseshoe you almost00:38:41
let's let them again you zone who00:38:51
is this doctor tion your colleague we can and it’s00:38:54
seasoned for you, yes, that is, but where did she get00:39:01
the shadows00:39:02
then everything is busy the whole ward is full your00:39:07
last name is bad take something here there’s00:39:11
some kind of noise00:39:14
, our robots didn’t00:39:34
go in there well improve the doctor take your hand away00:39:40
they seem to have all the braids on which00:39:47
everything pass dial there is my thank you00:39:59
you protein that once you save your grandmother from death00:40:03
I don’t even count anymore I00:40:06
think 18 you’re a good doctor you forgive you00:40:12
old harmful grandmother00:40:14
but I can’t stand this doctor I00:40:18
immediately disliked him and give me a00:40:22
little hand caresses but thank you ok00:40:29
osho your robot and I’ll find this doctor00:40:35
in his office I’ll end up not00:40:39
doing an autopsy but inside there’s a note from him and00:40:42
we00:40:45
really see that two of us have it with us, then I found it00:40:48
I need you on the road or on a hot one00:40:51
we’ll fly out the back pour00:40:56
[applause]00:40:59
medical is rapidly progressing in Ukraine00:41:01
reform and Katya Ukrainian medicine for00:41:06
this reform is not merciful00:41:09
every Ukrainian must consciously00:41:12
choose a family doctor mine always00:41:14
deliberately choose only always the wrong00:41:20
doctor can recruit up to two thousand00:41:22
patients for an adult and able-bodied person00:41:25
the state will pay 370 hryvnia per00:41:28
year and for a pensioner 740 bay and this is an00:41:31
interesting healing of a pensioner or00:41:34
any of00:41:37
the battery, whatever the hard thing brought,00:41:40
run, run, run, run, run, oh again, I00:41:52
ran here, I remembered who it was,00:41:56
tell me, Evgeniy Mikha lives here,00:41:59
depending on who Dr. Oleg Petrovich is for,00:42:03
I didn’t call the doctor, I know, I myself00:42:06
I came myself I came myself or a brush and who is it you got a00:42:13
salary increase, what did they00:42:17
get for her and for now I’m a rock you have a huge one time00:42:23
Evgeniy Mikhalna me a serious conversation00:42:26
I’m not dressed I’m a doctor can I come back I’m a00:42:32
grandma I can’t do it anymore Evgeniy Mikhalna but00:42:38
I just need to ask 200 hryvnia00:42:44
for what for just ask wrong at the00:42:47
clinic last time they said okay00:42:51
just open the money show me00:42:56
come in00:42:58
tell me please have you already heard about the00:43:01
medical reform I heard00:43:03
asked bye wait you have already00:43:08
chosen a doctor no I first decided to00:43:11
take a place in the cemetery why not00:43:15
I read the new reform and understood that it is00:43:17
necessary to reserve what kind of cemetery what are00:43:22
you talking about I am a very good doctor Jew00:43:27
no German Doctor House00:43:33
no you are not even in the top three00:43:41
Evgeniy Mikhala the thing is that in00:43:43
any case you need to choose a doctor I have already00:43:46
chosen00:43:47
what kind of doctor Komarovsky00:43:50
free mosquitoes you turn on the TV and go to bed00:43:54
oil you need a family doctor00:43:58
who is Russian and divorced from roofing felts I tell him he has a00:44:02
mustache no but it’s just a term00:44:05
family doctor family doctor00:44:07
and it’s like underpants or something, well you can00:44:12
say so and you are now underpants00:44:16
yes family yes so you are already family doctors00:44:20
and why did I give up on you and I’ll explain I00:44:24
want to be your family doctor treat00:44:27
you care take care help00:44:31
apartment magicians wanted00:44:33
yes I don’t need your block you00:44:36
need me from me I’ll explain I want to be00:44:39
your family doctor if you suddenly00:44:41
for example, something is bothering you, you call me00:44:44
and I indicate which specialist you00:44:47
need, why the hell do I need the latest Kia, my00:44:51
body itself tells me that I need to eat, does my00:44:54
heart hurt, see a cardiologist,00:44:56
joints ache, see an orthopedist, nothing hurts,00:44:59
everything is needed by a pathologist, but which00:45:04
pathologist what are you saying? that's what00:45:07
we are now accepting as your home, is it00:45:09
valerian Vanya, anyone from here is00:45:14
tired already good, you just see00:45:17
the business card and if something bothers you, you00:45:20
call me right away and you don’t have to wait in00:45:23
queues00:45:26
alo-ala doctor hello00:45:28
passion Vovochka tell me what’s00:45:31
bothering you you me I'm worried about00:45:35
something standing in my apartment,00:45:37
get out of here, I'm tired of what it was, he said,00:45:42
if something bothers me, call me, and00:45:44
you're not just bothering me, you're already putting00:45:48
up with me, that is, you refuse, I refuse,00:45:52
tell me, and my grandfather is assigned to the clinic, and00:45:55
my grandfather is already on the ground attributed so00:45:59
attributed that you can’t write off who it is, but00:46:06
this is not my grandfather, or rather, they and in the background00:46:11
are obliged to report to you00:46:14
that I am old age alone to meet a00:46:17
young man in the toilet, I found myself 5 years00:46:21
younger than me, congratulations where.00:46:25
and you’ve already heard about medical reform,00:46:27
he hasn’t heard anything for ten years get00:46:32
get some on TV, the fixes00:46:35
are starting to rant,00:46:40
he’s a former physicist at me,00:46:45
but the hard thing brought curlers00:46:49
curlers to the mice who is it your future family00:46:55
doctor wallet waymarsh open yours and00:46:58
there’s yours in the clinic, multiply00:47:01
yours00:47:02
Evgeniy Mikhalna, don’t open this is a00:47:04
charlatan brother, it means yours,00:47:07
and grandmothers are more fun to come in, please don’t00:47:13
like, threw him once to Mikhailovna 1 you have an00:47:16
interesting proposal00:47:24
[music]00:47:26
and which form before one doctor you won’t00:47:32
wait00:47:33
and now two will fight for you00:47:38
and will choose me I guarantee you a00:47:42
free mass I will give you 10 free00:47:45
massages 20 free deliver00:47:47
free 80 massages or calm down and00:47:51
50 massages you knead my nose00:47:55
something else I will write you a discount on00:48:00
any imported product and I will give you00:48:03
a discount and a guarantee that the product is00:48:05
really imported I will give you I’ll prescribe a00:48:07
medicine that’s really a00:48:09
medicine, not some kind of parade god, but I’m00:48:11
writing you a medicine that treats them, from00:48:14
which the doctor gets a percentage, how00:48:16
much do I learn about our medicine and well done00:48:21
10 in your favor, bucks in00:48:24
quotes, I’ll be on duty00:48:27
right under your entrance, on duty right00:48:30
in your apartment and I will be on duty right00:48:34
next to your bed I will be on duty00:48:36
right next to your bed00:48:39
but continue00:48:44
[applause]00:48:48
damn 20 and weakling max00:48:53
if suddenly something happens I will personally00:48:56
assign you a place in the ward and I will personally assign you00:48:59
fell from and I will drink a personal room with a00:49:02
TV and I will have a personal room with a00:49:04
TV with a masseuse and governesses and00:49:07
5 different meals grannies help00:49:13
because your my family doctor I already have a00:49:16
degree of 3030 wait wait so00:49:21
if something hurts you I will cure you right00:49:24
now no it’s me you I’ll cure it right now,00:49:27
well, on one hand my00:49:30
finger doesn’t bend, and on the other hand00:49:33
the fist is twisted, let’s see, look, it’s a00:49:40
difficult case, you can exchange a lunge,00:49:44
so this is my granny,00:49:47
this granny, Miami, said mine, I told the grandmothers,00:49:49
and I said Mike,00:49:52
you give me a hand in Prague, seriously, I ready00:49:59
to perform duties right now [ __ ]00:50:05
again my hand is dislocated nose -100 you00:50:10
let me listen to you there00:50:12
wait I'll listen to you sew and him I'm00:50:14
not you I'm taller than you don't breathe don't breathe00:50:17
breathe now don't breathe breathe breathe00:50:20
you leave my apartment00:50:24
both00:50:26
a the third one came,00:50:30
grandma wants to look at 1 photo of everyone,00:50:35
open the police, get ready for the charlatan,00:50:40
the chance they will arrest you, come in00:50:43
openly, in particular, the granny of happiness, your00:50:50
family policeman,00:50:53
before this, I haven’t been injected with any drugs,00:50:58
so if you need to contact an00:51:01
investigator or prosecutor, then you00:51:04
call first to me and I already sent it to where00:51:08
further, that is, before the war, green00:51:12
was sent even further and daddy I have00:51:19
news for you, I’m not a firefighter, that00:51:21
as soon as there’s a fire, grandma call me right away,00:51:23
okay, and I’m already deciding to send you a00:51:25
brigade or a kid with a fire extinguisher,00:51:28
or you can do it yourself put it out with a blanket,00:51:31
just grandma, I’m your family deputy,00:51:35
here, keep the buckwheat,00:51:43
it means as soon as you vote for00:51:47
Volchkova now, put it 10 and I’ll00:51:50
tell you what’s next and what it00:52:00
seems like your addresses are afraid of me, everything00:52:04
is correct, I called at this address,00:52:06
wait for me in the car, grandma,00:52:09
come on, come on - come on, grandma,00:52:11
oh, it’s a miracle00:52:12
[music]00:52:15
new day, I’m a representative of your00:52:20
family funeral bureau, we’ll all be there,00:52:23
and if you suddenly die,00:52:26
be sure to call us back, you silently tell me00:52:30
what’s going on here, and the00:52:33
government has finally decided to think00:52:35
about its population, grandma, so that the00:52:42
grannies started with me, leave me alone, the medical00:52:45
reform was the first, so00:52:47
our granny, what does our grandmother mean, you are mine,00:52:55
how I will set it on fire and we will see who she will00:52:59
call for help,00:53:12
brother, I need it since your00:53:14
Cossack bullets, I accept00:53:15
and I’m here that I’ll already do it already Grandma of00:53:19
the police00:53:20
is the business of the firefighters who sings and what does it have to do with you? What does it have to do with00:53:23
you?00:53:26
Yes, I’m out of here. The00:53:28
police should come the way of the doctors. Well, it does00:53:31
n’t smell like smoke, so I’m not00:53:33
needed here, but who is dying now without a00:53:35
goodbye agreement,00:53:42
well- Grandma, put a tick in the box, thank you for00:53:49
your vote, grandma,00:53:51
I understand you won’t be able to eat again until00:53:55
thank you for the pen, goodbye00:53:59
[applause] that’s how it is00:54:05
in our country, so that these00:54:09
reforms don’t overtake you, one thing that will help you is00:54:13
to pretend to be dead00:54:17
[applause]00:54:23
and if so continue let's go00:54:26
pretend we won't00:54:31
[applause]00:54:37
good evening Ukraine every year I do a00:54:42
full medical examination because it's00:54:44
better to prevent a disease00:54:46
than to treat it at work they told me to get a00:54:49
medical examination right away the blood pressure jumped up00:54:52
probably at work they want to00:54:54
get rid of me00:54:56
business with me only a handbag a credit00:54:58
card just in case insurance policy00:55:01
bought cognac, sweets with liqueur,00:55:04
just in case, I took the money suddenly, doctor00:55:07
conscript,00:55:10
the clinic was recently built, so00:55:13
there is a nice modern renovation and a00:55:15
pleasant aroma from the sight of the clinic, the00:55:18
pressure jumped even more,00:55:20
my eye began to twitch, probably from the00:55:23
smell of bleach, which finishes you right up to the00:55:26
stop at the entrance, the polite cloakroom attendant00:55:30
He offered me to hand over my outerwear at00:55:33
the entrance, they immediately swore at him, he eats, I00:55:37
sorted out his proposals, but00:55:39
where are you for dads? Even00:55:48
though the heating season has not yet started from the00:55:51
hospital, it’s pleasantly warm, even though they00:55:54
started heating the hospital a week ago, it00:55:55
seems that inside it’s already January,00:55:59
the reception is located right at the entrance, it’s00:56:02
very convenient took part in a00:56:04
free quest, find the00:56:06
receptionist, the staff at the reception were very00:56:12
improved and attentive to the clients, we will see the00:56:15
face of the woman from the receptionist, she was really00:56:17
scared, and when she asked my00:56:20
last name, my grandmother in front of me started00:56:23
taking tests00:56:26
at the reception, they gave me free shoe covers and00:56:30
escorted me to the elevator,00:56:31
smells of llami, I need to go to the pharmacy in another00:56:33
building has become better, earlier I had to00:56:37
go to a nearby clinic, but shoe covers are00:56:40
expensive and I went to the supermarket for00:56:42
packages00:56:45
very quickly and they kindly issued an00:56:47
electronic medical card, it turned out00:56:50
that I could apply for a subsidy then flowers berries00:56:53
get a medical card00:56:56
while they were processing my card they offered00:56:59
coffee a small change, but it’s nice if the registrar will not00:57:03
stop Khomich, she will have to get a00:57:06
medical card for herself00:57:09
while she was waiting for her appointment time,00:57:11
she connected to the free Wi-Fi and00:57:13
looked at her feed for the day while she was waiting in00:57:16
line, she watched the fight in the grannies, she00:57:20
took the number and is waiting for her turn on the scoreboard, the scoreboard for the00:57:24
idiot00:57:27
who has the forest ahead there was a therapist waiting for me in the queue,00:57:40
but sometimes the queue applauded for 3 minutes00:57:42
[applause] there was a00:57:44
queue of two people in front of me,00:57:47
it was about 15 minutes until tomorrow,00:57:52
the queue is such that today either the doctor is seeing00:57:54
a house or there is a00:57:58
sarcophagus with a feather in the office,00:58:01
the doctor very politely asked to let a00:58:04
woman with a baby in without a queue, of00:58:06
course everyone agreed, what does it mean to00:58:08
just ask now the drunk00:58:10
traumatologist will ask from and there is a00:58:14
Tula frame, well then you’re lucky, you can fix it yourself00:58:21
while you were waiting for your turn, visited the bathroom00:58:24
there, it’s clean, sterile, as if in the00:58:27
operating room, I’ll wait until you get home, otherwise you00:58:32
might end up with an infectious disease00:58:35
the clinic has a cafeteria I had time to drink a00:58:38
cup of coffee00:58:39
I went into the dining room in the toilet it was still00:58:42
tolerable00:58:45
I saw what the food looks like I’ll be patient until00:58:48
home the kind doctor smiles constantly00:58:53
jokes a real professional the kind doctor00:58:56
smiles constantly jokes apparently00:58:58
examined the bottle of cognac in my00:59:00
bag00:59:02
because the doctor examined me I00:59:05
realized that Although he is young, but experienced,00:59:08
I could tell from the smell of fumes that the00:59:10
doctor was quite experienced,00:59:13
but judging by the state of the nurse, it was clear that she was even00:59:16
more experienced.00:59:18
The doctor suggested getting tested just in case.00:59:21
The doctor immediately took some cognac and sweets, just in00:59:24
case.00:59:30
strengthening the00:59:32
immune system, it’s very convenient that00:59:35
it prints out recipes right there on the printer, so you00:59:39
wrote it yourself and now you can’t00:59:41
understand what it is.00:59:42
Last time, three pharmacies00:59:45
sold a different drug according to your prescription. I’m very00:59:48
glad that I’m completely healthy and next00:59:51
time I’ll come for an examination. in a year,00:59:53
oh okay, I caught some crap in the hospital, I'll00:59:55
have to get there again, get00:59:58
sick leave, damn it,01:00:00
friends, be healthy or get treatment at home01:00:06
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