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Цигель цигель ай люлю
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Шьорт побьери
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Идиот, дитям мороженое
54:15
Федя, дичь
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Песня про зайцев
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Не виноватая я, он сам пришел
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00:00:04
MOSFILM
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The ''Luch'' Artistic Association
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THE DIAMOND ARM
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A screen novel in two parts
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from the life of smugglers, with prologue and epilogue.
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Screenplay by
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M. SLOBODSKY Ya. KISTYUKOVSKY, L. GAIDAI
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Directed by Leonid GAIDAI
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Photographed in the air, on the earth, on the water and underwater
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by Director of Photography Igor CHERNYKH
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Production Designer F. YASYUKEVICH
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Music by A. ZATSEPIN
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Sound by Ye. INDLINA Conductor - E. KHACHATURIAN
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Lyrics by L. DERBENYOV
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English Subtitles by T. KAMENEVA
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The Studio wishes to thank the organizations and persons
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that had provided for the shooting
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real diamonds and gold.
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This film has been photographed by a half-hidden camera.
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THE DIAMOND ARM
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Starring
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Nina GREBESHKOVA
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Nonna MORDYUKOVA Svetlana SVETLICHNAYA
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Anatoly PAPANOV Andrei MIRONOV
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Stanislav CHEKAN Vladimir GULYAEV
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Also starring
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Ye. MELNIKOVA A. FAIT, N. ROMANOV
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G. SHPIGEL, L. KANEVSKY
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And also...
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V. OSTROVSKAYA, S. KHOLINA T. NIKULINA, R. FILIPPOV
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N. TROFIMOV, A. YACHNITSKY L. POLYAKOV, G. KACHIN
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Besides,
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A. KHVYLYA, G. SVETLANI A. KOZUBSKY, V. KUPRIYANOV
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I. VASSILENKO I. ZHEVAGO, V. URALSKY
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And with
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Sasha LISYUTINA Mitya NIKOLAYEV
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And at last...
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With the participation of
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YURI NIKULIN
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Part One
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THE DIAMOND IS ALMOST INVISIBLE
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We bring you a live broadcast from our sea port.
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This snow-white liner is to depart on its next cruise,
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carrying a large contingent of Soviet tourists
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on a very fascinating voyage.
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- Hello! - Hello.
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What is your name, please?
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Semyon Semyonovich Gorbunkov.
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- And what's your occupation? - Senior bookkeeper.
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Is there something you would like to say to our dear listeners
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before leaving for this fascinating journey?
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As a matter of fact, I didn't want to go.
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I was about to buy my wife a fur coat.
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The fur coat can wait. It's more important to see the world.
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He works day and night... The fur coat can wait.
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So you've never before...
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No. We never travelled farther than Dubrovka.
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Is it your first trip abroad, too?
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- I'm not going. - We've come to say goodbye to dad.
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Fish Street. That's an important street there. The Chikanuk pharmacy.
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Lyolik, I remember it all.
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Everything you do must look very real. You fall down and swear...
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''Damned apple!'' No... ''Damned melon!''
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Keep that in mind!
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The injury... Everything should be true to life.
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As our chief says, ''The most important thing in our business is realism.''
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Happy landings, tourist!
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No, don't... Just go!
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- Good morning! - Good morning!
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- Is this Cabin 16? - Yes, it's 16.
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Are you bunking here, too?
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Yes. I'm Gennady Petrovich Kozodoyev.
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Semyon Semyonovich Gorbunkov.
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- I hope we'll become friends. - Oh, I think so.
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- Are you bringing along souvenirs? - No.
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- I have some here... - Vodka?
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MIKHAIL SVETLOV
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Day Seven of this fascinating cruise...
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I love the song about hares.
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Senya, it's not topical, about hares!
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''Island of Bad Luck''!
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All covered with greenery, Absolutely, stark,
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Lies in our itinerary An island of bad luck.
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There live the savages, Poor, wretched guys,
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Faces bear ravages, But kind under disguise.
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Whatever they're doing, It never goes right.
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They must be born to ruin On a very black Friday night.
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Crocodiles not caught, Coconuts won't grow.
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They weep and pray to God For days and days in a row.
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They are no idlers, They could have had a ball.
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They ought to cancel Fridays Once and for all.
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But, alas, no calendar On the isle, there's not!
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Every living islander Just goes for a naught.
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But, alas, no calendar On damn isle, there's not!
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That's why poor savages, From early morn till night,
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Counting their damages, Lament over their plight.
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The poor devils moan, Cursing their fate.
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What year is unknown, As is unknown the date.
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...Finally, here is the last port of call
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before returning to their motherland...
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Ladies and gentlemen, we're now in what is called the old town.
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During the rule of the great Emperor Shumunshin-Shah the Third,
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on these heights, the lmperial architects had built
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a marvelous ensemble,
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which included a palace, a mosque,
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a 1 ,200-bed harem, and many other... similar delights.
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Have you gone crazy?
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Something's wrong. She wants me to go and see.
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Hey, no, no, impossible!
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- What does she want? - I'II tell you later.
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Lady, Senora, Frau, Miss, it's out of the question.
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Russo turista, capito, moralita! Verstehen? That's it!
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But what does she want?
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We are most grateful to you. It was a very interesting excursion.
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Attention, please! Now everyone will be on his own.
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You can walk around the town.
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But at five o'clock sharp, everyone must be back on board.
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See you later.
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Guesha! Why are you leaving me in the lurch?
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I didn't leave you. I was waiting.
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Let's go this way.
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Where's he?
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Don't worry, he'II come.
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- The password is ''Damned melon''? - Damned melon.
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Are you sure he's on the SS ''Mikhail Svetlov''?
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We were assured that he was.
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The ship is leaving in an hour!
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Shut up!
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Sorry, I guess I Iost my temper.
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You know...
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Guesha!
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Excuse me, Miss...
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Damned melon!
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Damned melon!
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- Russo? - Yes.
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- ''Mikhail Svetlov''? - Yes, yes.
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Damned melon. Damned melon...
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What's wrong with him?
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It's a very bad sprain. He's even lost consciousness.
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Let's get down to work.
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Damned melon!..
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''Mikhail Svetlov''...
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Damned melon!
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Damned melon!
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Russo? ''Mikhail Svetlov''?
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Why didn't you use your brains?
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But the other one gave the password too. ''Damned melon''.
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There follows an untranslatable play on words
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with the use of local idiomatic expressions.
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Comrades, it's time! The ship leaves in half an hour!
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Those idiots claimed he was unconscious.
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So the poor fool has no idea what's going on.
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That's perfect!
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What's this?
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Nothing. Just contraband items someone's trying to smuggle in.
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Don't worry. Calm down... Drink some of this.
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I never touch the stuff.
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Haven't you read about it in ''House and Home''? Doctors recommend it.
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It will calm your nervous system and soothe your arteries.
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Drink up.
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Captain, what do I do now?
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Nothing. Just have fun and relax.
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But don't breathe a word to anyone about that contraband stuff.
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And if someone wants to know what happened to my arm?
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Say you slipped, fell down and got a closed fracture.
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You were knocked out, and when you came to, it was already in a cast.
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I slipped, fell down, a closed fracture.
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I was knocked out, I came to - a plaster cast.
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And don't worry, I'll notify everyone concerned.
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Thank you very much.
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Don't you remember a thing?
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Be careful!
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- Why? I remember very well. - You remember what?
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I slipped... got knocked out.
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When I came to, I had this cast. That's all!
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- I wish I fell instead of you. - Thanks. That's nice of you, Guesha.
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Please, take care of your arm, Senya.
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Nadia is going to be upset.
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''That's c'est la vie,'' as Frenchmen say.
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I'm sorry, friend!
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Are you finished? Must I go already?
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Yes, move along, you're in the way.
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- You're through with me? - That's right.
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Could it be that the Captain didn't notify the customs? What do I do now?
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There he is! The stuff is safe. As safe as in a safe.
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And the key?
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To quote our chief's immortal words, ''Once a halfwit always a halfwit.''
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- I don't get it. - You'II get it. Let's go to the chief!
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Hands off me!
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- Where are we going? - Home.
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So you had a look at some foreign ports?
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Yes, foreign ports.
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Where should I go? To the police? Or home?
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This is the way home.
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I didn't give him my address. Where's he taking me?
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There's just one road here that goes into the city.
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I want to go to Morskaya Street, number 21 , apartment 9.
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entrance three, third floor.
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What's wrong with your arm?
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Why is he interested in my arm? He looks suspicious.
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I slipped, fell down, got knocked out, came to already in a cast.
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Excuse me, you're an amateur actor, aren't you?
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Yes, that's right.
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Why did I Iie to him? Why did he ask me?
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He's trying to get information from me. He looks more and more suspicious.
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Why did he turn there? He should have kept going straight.
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The highway's blocked for repairs. We should make a detour.
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- Stop! Let's give them a lift! - I can't. It's against regulations.
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He didn't pick up those girls. He's not a taxi driver. He's a bandit.
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Why did you wait to tell him who you were?
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I wanted to check if he's really fit for the job.
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Did he prove it?
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He proved it, Colonel. He's perfect!
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I never dreamed that he'd...
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Hit you with the cast?
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Yes, sir! I probably should have...
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No sense in it. Does he agree?
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He agrees. But still, I think we might...
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No sense in it.
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- May I suggest... - You may not!
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- Maybe you'll let me... - Yes, do that.
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This operation is your baby. Act as you see right.
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Now go on with your report.
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Yes, sir. When we became better acquainted, I outlined our plan...
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What do I do now?
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Nothing. Live as usual. They're going to bite the bait.
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They'll be watching you, we'll be watching them.
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As soon as they try to get the cast, we'll close the trap.
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Like I'm the live bait. I know, I'm a fisherman myself.
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They might offer to pay a ransom, but I can bargain too.
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I don't think so. They're convinced you don't know a thing.
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They'll want their goods back, without paying and without your noticing.
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How can they take a plaster cast off without my noticing?
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I'm not sure how they'll try to do it, but they can get you drunk,
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drug you or knock you out.
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It's no problem to do it on someone who's knocked out or even dead.
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Who's dead?
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But I don't really think it'll go that far.
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Couldn't you let someone else
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wear this plaster cast for a little while?
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Well, you can always say no.
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No, I'm no coward, I'm just afraid.
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Afraid I won't be able to do it.
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Every man can do many things,
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but, sadly enough, not everyone is aware of it.
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That's right, it happens so often.
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Let's set up the liaison.
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Now what are you doing, Semyon Semyonovich?
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How are we going to organize it? In case we must speak to you...
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Come to my place.
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And when you must speak to us...
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I'll call a taxi and give my name.
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Then I'll come, or maybe my assistant. Everything clear?
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Thanks very, very much. And I'm sorry I was so...
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Forget it, we've seen much worse.
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Won't you come up and meet my wife?
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We've already agreed, nobody must know about this.
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- Not even Nadia? - No one.
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I understand.
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Semyon Semyonovich! Your bags...
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Senya, the door.
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Welcome back, Semyon Semyonovich!
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Sorry that I'm so late.
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But my social work comes first.
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What's wrong with your arm?
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On Wednesday you're giving a lecture.
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We've put up the posters.
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You're the only one from our community who has ever been there.
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The subject is ''New York, City of Contrasts''.
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I haven't been to New York, I've been to Istanbul.
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''Istanbul, City of Contrasts''. What difference does it make?
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But what about your arm?
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A closed fracture. I was knocked out. When I came to, I had this cast on.
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So unpretentious, but in good taste.
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That's really nice!
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Oh yes, so what's it about your arm?
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That's for you. A souvenir.
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Thank you, Semyon Semyonovich!
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Just press the button.
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- Isn't it funny? - Very funny.
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Thanks.
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Did you see Sophia Loren?
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Did you drink Coca-Cola?
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How does it taste?
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Go to sleep.
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Doctors recommend it. It'll help me sleep.
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I read it in the ''House and Home'' magazine.
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Tell me exactly what did you do to your arm?
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I slipped, I fell down, and got a closed fracture.
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I knocked myself out, when I came to I had this cast on.
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I heard all that already. Please tell me the truth, horrible as it may be.
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I walked in the street and I slipped...
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You never knew how to lie, did you?
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I know what happened.
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Who told you?
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I'm sure it's not a closed fracture.
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What have you got there?
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Gold and diamonds.
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Stop kidding!
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You haven't got a closed fracture. You got a compound fracture!
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Let's go to bed now.
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You should be killed for that!
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Please don't beat me! I'll fix everything!
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I want to see you dead!
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I want to see you in your grave, with a shroud around you!
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I want to see you living only on your salary!
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Victor, can't you read?
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''Dogs walking not allowed!''
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Mommy, look!
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Oh, get down from there!
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Our lawns aren't made to walk on!
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- Then what are they made for? - Their aesthetic beauty!
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Then where can I walk him?
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You can walk him in your flat!
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What is this? Good morning!
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I've been to London. There, dogs walk anywhere they want.
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Dog is man's best friend.
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It may be in London that dog is man's best friend,
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but here, man's best friend is the superintendent.
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Treasure handed to government
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Old man!
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Have you got a light?
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- What? You deaf and dumb? - Right!
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I thought so...
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There he is!
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He's an idiot.
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There's no problem. We'll trap him! It'll be easy.
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Invite him to go fishing at the Black Stones.
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Like we agreed. And arrange to spend the night there.
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Only do things right.
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Like give flowers to his old lady, and ice-cream to both brats.
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If only you can remember all that, Lord Nelson!
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You lamebrain! The ice-cream's for the brats!
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Oh, my eye? It's nothing, it's getting better.
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Senya, how's your arm? No pain?
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Can you move your fingers? No, no, the other arm.
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Good, you'll be okay.
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You're his friend. Please, use your influence.
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He doesn't take his arm seriously.
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You know what's wrong with daddy's arm? It's not what he tells everybody.
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And what is it?
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He's got a compound fracture, not a closed one.
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Now go to your mama.
00:38:21
Senya, let's go trout fishing with me.
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To the Black Stones. We'll rent a boat and spend the night there, huh?
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No, not for the night. My arm might catch cold.
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- Let's go in the morning. - Anything you say.
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- So, at the crack of dawn then? - Right!
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What are you doing?!
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Put down the gun and apologize this very minute!
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Such a charming child!
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Our fashions were created by
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designer Margarita Semyonova,
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architect Rogal Levitskaya,
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chief designer Albert Mudrik.
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Here is our summer combination outfit ''Universal-69'',
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which earned a prize of encouragement
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at the regional modern garment forum in Zhitomir.
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The original feature of this model
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being that you can very easily change the coat into a jacket.
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But that's not all!
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With just a twist of your wrist,
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your trousers are changed...
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your trousers are changed...
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the trousers are changed...
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to elegantly looking shorts.
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You will forgive us the delay due to a technical incident.
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And finally, we present our latest model,
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a beach ensemble
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''Mini-bikini-69''.
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Why is the chief here?
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The plan's been changed. You'll pull off the operation at White Rock.
00:40:42
- Why? - Not such a big crowd there.
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They don't bite at White Rock!
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They'll bite so well that our customer will forget about everything.
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Is all the rest according to the plan?
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Everything's the same otherwise. You'll knock him out a little...
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You know, that's not artistic.
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But it's cheap and very practical.
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Chip off the plaster and we split.
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What about my alibi?
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Try and get marks of violence on your face.
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But I'm begging you to...
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Don't you worry, Kozlodoyev.
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Kozodoyev!
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Kozlodoyev!
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I'll bash you real carefully, but hard.
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Good evening.
00:41:29
Where are you going so late at night?
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I'm going fishing early in the morning, and I forgot to go to the baker's.
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There's one open at the other end of town.
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Poor guy!
00:42:14
To think that it should've been me.
00:42:18
Get drunk and it'll be you.
00:42:20
Let's load him on.
00:42:35
Good evening, Semyon Semyonovich!
00:42:38
But I don't know you.
00:42:41
- Call me Volodya. - Senya.
00:42:45
I bring you greetings from Mikhail Ivanovich.
00:42:49
He wants to see you urgently.
00:42:52
- When? - Why not now?
00:42:54
Then I'll be late to buy bread.
00:42:56
Don't worry, I've got my car.
00:43:03
Well, thanks very much, Volodya. Good night.
00:43:06
I wish you a good fishing trip.
00:43:09
You're sure you'll be going to the Black Stones?
00:43:11
Yes.
00:43:17
Good night then!
00:43:22
Our tenants don't go to the baker's in a taxi.
00:43:59
I guess this is it. Or maybe...
00:44:03
We shouldn't have come here. The fish bite better at Black Stones.
00:44:07
They're going to bite so well here that you'll forget about everything.
00:47:32
Help!
00:47:39
Help me!
00:47:44
SOS!
00:48:00
Lyolik!
00:48:02
Idiot!
00:48:05
Mama! I'm going to die!
00:48:08
Lyolik!
00:48:11
Help!
00:48:13
Mama!
00:48:17
- Why are you yelling like that? - Don't interfere, boy!
00:48:32
Let's pray to our Lord...
00:49:40
Get out of my way, milksop! Get out of here!
00:49:49
There go ducks flying...
00:49:58
As well as two geese...
00:50:05
The chief's giving us a big chance to make it up to him.
00:50:09
The place for this new operation under the code name '' wild duck''...
00:50:17
will be a restaurant called ''The Weeping Willow Tree''.
00:50:21
Straight north of the building, about a hundred yards off,
00:50:26
there're toilettes of a john kind...
00:50:36
which are designated on the map by the letters ''M'' and ''W''.
00:50:40
The path leading to the toilettes goes by a spruce tree,
00:50:44
where I will be.
00:50:48
That'll be our stationing.
00:50:50
Your mission is to invite the customer to the restaurant for dinner,
00:50:55
then bring him to the right condition until he wants... to wash up.
00:50:59
After you show him the way,
00:51:03
you immediately regain your original position.
00:51:08
You've got an alibi no one will challenge,
00:51:10
while our customer, passing by the spruce tree, gets into my hands.
00:51:15
Everything that follows is just a matter of expertise.
00:51:18
But how am I going to bring him to the right condition? He doesn't drink.
00:51:21
To quote our chief, ''When there's a sucker who pays
00:51:23
you'll see teetotalers drink, including those who have ulcers.''
00:51:42
With just a salary to live on, you can't take taxis!
00:51:46
Give me a hundred tickets.
00:51:49
If you buy them, just imagine, you can win...
00:51:52
A fire engine!
00:51:54
Stop your advertising. I'm not buying tickets to win.
00:52:02
Peddle these tickets to our tenants.
00:52:05
If they won't buy, I'll cut off their gas.
00:52:10
Is everything perfectly clear?
00:52:13
Hang around all the markets,
00:52:15
and the free exchange stores. Be seen in the restaurants.
00:52:22
Let people see you as much as you can.
00:52:24
Here, for your expenses.
00:52:28
No, no, I wouldn't think of it!
00:52:29
Please, no initiative. Take it, it's five hundred rubles.
00:52:36
In the new denomination?
00:53:00
- Something wrong with your head? - I hid the cash.
00:53:04
- Come on, Semyon Semyonovich... - I got it.
00:53:08
And take this.
00:53:13
What's that for?
00:53:15
You can never tell.
00:53:25
I haven't had it in my hands since the war.
00:53:27
It's not a real gun, it's rather psychological.
00:53:31
You can use it to scare someone. We loaded it with blanks.
00:53:36
Can't I have a real one? You can never tell.
00:53:41
- No, you'd better not. - I see.
00:53:44
Semyon Semyonovich, what's the matter with you?
00:54:07
That's how it should be.
00:54:12
The Weeping Willow Tree Restaurant
00:54:15
Fedya, we'd like to have also... a wild duck.
00:54:22
No problem.
00:54:23
- What are we going to drink? - Beer for me, huh?
00:54:27
A bottle of vodka and a bottle of cognac. And two bottles of beer.
00:54:32
Oh, I forgot to call my mother. One second...
00:54:41
Good evening! I told Fedya to bring a wild duck.
00:54:49
I hope you have some?
00:54:55
Lyolik, I'm waiting.
00:54:57
Soon our customer will be ripe.
00:55:01
I saw the chief. He's here.
00:55:22
- Is this one taken? - Yes, sorry.
00:55:32
That's it. Here we go again.
00:55:35
Keep calm. And don't sit there. Act.
00:55:42
Excuse me, where's the telephone?
00:55:45
Thanks.
00:55:48
This is Semyon Semyonovich Gorbunkov.
00:55:53
Please send a taxi to the Weeping Willow Restaurant.
00:55:58
It's urgent.
00:56:02
Well, shall we start?
00:56:06
No, no, I've got my beer.
00:56:18
He's watching me. Let him see that I'm drinking.
00:56:23
- Here's to your bonus. - And may it not be the last one.
00:56:35
After the first drink, one never eats.
00:56:38
Let's drink some vodka to your health!
00:56:41
All right.
00:56:59
Have a chaser.
00:57:05
I'll bet that if anyone of you had found a treasure,
00:57:10
you would have done exactly like I did.
00:57:12
What are you going to do with your reward?
00:57:14
For the money that the state has to pay me by law...
00:57:19
on my friends' advice,
00:57:20
I'm going to buy a Moskvitch car.
00:57:24
The very latest model!
00:57:29
One second.
00:57:35
The customer is nearly ripe. You better get ready!
00:57:37
I'm always ready! You idiot!
00:58:00
- What do you want? - To see you, pal.
00:58:04
- Don't you recognize me? - I don't think so.
00:58:07
- Let's have a drink. - Why not?
00:58:23
I didn't recognize you right away either.
00:58:28
Why did you shave your mustache?
00:58:31
I said, why did you shave off your mustache, dumbbell?
00:58:36
Whose mustache?
00:58:39
- To whom have I the honor? - I went to school with this dumbbell.
00:58:45
Why did Volodya shave his mustache?
00:58:49
Senya, hurry up and tell the comrade why Volodya shaved his mustache.
00:58:53
We've got very little time.
00:59:11
Sorry, I'm mistaken.
00:59:15
If you'd had a mustache, you'd be the double of Volodya Trynkin.
00:59:20
- At what time does your plane leave? - Yes, the plane...
00:59:25
If you get a chance to go to Siberia...
00:59:30
If you get a chance to go to Siberia, you'll be very welcome.
00:59:33
Why don't you better come to see us?
00:59:35
See you around.
00:59:40
I'm glad he's not the smuggler. He looks like a likable guy.
00:59:44
Why did I drink all that stuff?
00:59:50
Senya, are you in the right condition?
00:59:55
- What condition? - The right one?
00:59:57
No!
00:59:58
- In that case, one more drink... - No!
01:00:01
You must!
01:00:03
Senya, do you respect me?
01:00:09
I do, but I'm through.
01:00:12
- Then I'm going to bite you. - Go ahead.
01:00:21
Guesha, people are staring.
01:00:27
- Will you drink with the duck? - Why not?
01:00:31
- Fedya, the duck! - The duck!
01:00:43
- Is that a duck? - That's a duck!
01:00:49
They don't drink vodka with duck.
01:00:51
We must drink...
01:00:53
I get you. Fedya, champagne!
01:00:57
- Here's to you. - Thanks.
01:01:01
Perhaps you wish to wash up a bit?
01:01:05
You heard what he said? Time to wash up! Let's go.
01:01:08
- And the duck? - It won't fly away. It's cooked.
01:01:12
Behave yourself... Hurry up!
01:01:14
Straight north of the place, about a hundred yard walk.
01:01:18
Now what?
01:01:23
Senya!
01:01:35
Song about the hares!
01:01:42
In the heart of the woods
01:01:45
Where leaves twirl in flight,
01:01:47
Where age-old oaks Loom like wizardly gods,
01:01:52
Hares mowed the grass In a grove at midnight,
01:01:56
And they sang a strange song With the following words:
01:02:02
We couldn't care less, We couldn't care less,
01:02:07
Though owls and wolves Make us real wuss.
01:02:12
We've got a job to do
01:02:14
At this hour of voodoo,
01:02:16
We're mowing the grass, A truly magic grass.
01:02:21
And the wizardly oaks Whisper something in darkness.
01:02:27
By the stench-soaked bogs, Shadows loom in the rain.
01:02:31
Hares mow their grass, Feeling lost, feeling luckless,
01:02:36
And out of fright Hasten their refrain:
01:02:41
We couldn't care less, We couldn't care less,
01:02:46
Though owls and wolves Make us real wuss.
01:02:50
We've got a job to do At this hour of voodoo,
01:02:55
We're mowing the grass, A truly magic grass.
01:02:59
We couldn't care less, We couldn't care less,
01:03:03
We firmly believe In the saying of the past,
01:03:07
That bold'll be the one
01:03:09
Who thrice this has done:
01:03:11
At the hour of voodoo
01:03:13
Mowed magic grass.
01:03:14
We couldn't care less, We couldn't care less,
01:03:18
Bolder we'll be Than the lion, king of beast!
01:03:22
We'll hold out once, We won't screw this chance,
01:03:25
And no evil thing Will ruffle us in the least!
01:03:43
We couldn't care less, We couldn't care less,
01:03:47
Bolder we'll be Than the lion, king of beast!
01:03:50
We'll hold out once, We won't screw this chance,
01:03:53
And no evil thing Will ruffle us in the least!
01:04:24
Something has to be done.
01:04:27
We won't put up with drunkenness!
01:04:30
But you know very well, Varvara Sergeyevna, that...
01:04:33
I know a lot more than you do, my dear. Where did he get the money?
01:04:37
He was invited by a friend who had gotten a bonus.
01:04:40
According to police records, just for one bay window he broke
01:04:44
he paid ninety seven rubles and eighteen kopecks.
01:04:47
Where did he get that kind of money?
01:04:49
Your husband has changed since that cruise.
01:04:54
The corruptive Western influence.
01:04:56
Those idiotic toys.
01:04:59
And the thing he said about dogs. ''The best friend of man.''
01:05:04
It's odd, and this is only an understatement.
01:05:07
All those elements of ''la dolce vita''!
01:05:10
I wouldn't be surprised to hear
01:05:14
that your husband's secretly seeing a mistress.
01:05:19
What?!
01:06:25
- Is this yours? - Mine.
01:06:28
- And where did you get it? - You know where.
01:06:33
That cruise, huh?
01:06:38
He's been enrolled in a spy ring!
01:06:40
How could he do that?
01:06:43
He's so naive.
01:06:47
His arm... They tortured him! Why didn't I think of it before?
01:06:51
Oh, my God!
01:06:53
We couldn't care less...
01:06:58
What am I going to do? And what happens to the children?
01:07:04
Such a disgrace!
01:07:08
There's only one way out.
01:07:11
Just one way out...
01:07:15
Just one.
01:07:29
Enough!
01:07:33
Only aristocrats and degenerates drink champagne in the morning.
01:07:48
We're going to see the chief right now!
01:07:53
I can't go in my condition.
01:07:56
I need to take a bath at least,
01:08:02
and a cup of coffee.
01:08:04
You'll get your bath all right there, and coffee, too.
01:08:07
Even some cocoa with tea! Let's go!
01:08:15
Let's go, Guesha.
01:08:37
Nadia! Nadia, honey!
01:08:41
Senya, calm down.
01:08:46
There's a way out.
01:08:49
You must go to the police and tell them everything.
01:08:52
- About what? - Your treason.
01:08:56
SHAME ON THE DRUNKARD AND DEBAUCHER S.S. GORBUNKOV!
01:09:10
How could you possibly imagine that?
01:09:12
You, my wife, mother of my children!
01:09:14
Oh no! Not that!
01:09:17
How else could I possibly explain it?
01:09:19
You could imagine anything, but not that!
01:09:21
Oh, this is the end!
01:09:24
Where did you get that gun and that money?
01:09:27
Shut up, you wretched soul! Shut up!
01:09:34
Senya, tell me, where did you get that pistol and that money?
01:09:38
I beg you, please tell me!
01:09:42
All right, I will tell you. But don't say a word to anyone!
01:09:45
I swear.
01:09:50
It's a state secret.
01:09:52
That money and that gun were given me to help me with my mission.
01:09:57
- What mission? - Sorry, I can't tell you that.
01:10:00
When the time comes, you'll know everything.
01:10:04
You might even... get a reward...
01:10:12
After I'm gone!
01:10:16
That's a marvelous plan, chief!
01:10:19
At twelve o'clock it will be ready to roll.
01:10:24
A genius!
01:10:43
Good morning.
01:10:50
- Good morning. - Bon jour, Madame.
01:10:56
I'm enchanted to welcome you in this modest, but rather cozy...
01:10:59
Salut, wonder boy!
01:11:04
The chief sent me.
01:11:06
Everything is ready.
01:11:09
- The papers? - The passport is right here.
01:11:15
- Which joint? - Hotel Atlantic.
01:11:17
A nice double room, all prepaid.
01:11:21
- The guy? - Front view. Profile.
01:11:31
The fee?
01:11:36
An advance, for starters.
01:11:45
One pill will be enough.
01:11:52
Excuse me, haven't you got the same thing, but without the wings?
01:11:58
No, sorry, we haven't.
01:12:00
Well, I'll look around.
01:12:07
Haven't you got something like this, but with mother-of-pearl buttons?
01:12:11
No, sorry, we haven't any.
01:12:13
Well, I'll have a look around.
01:12:31
- Who, me? - Yes.
01:12:34
Excuse me. I overheard you...
01:12:38
I've got what you're looking for, with the mother-of-pearl buttons.
01:12:43
Only it's in my suitcase at the hotel.
01:12:45
- Do you need it badly? - Yes.
01:12:48
Then I'll give you my address.
01:12:50
Hotel Atlantic. It's not far from here.
01:13:02
Will nine o'clock be convenient for you?
01:13:04
All right then.
01:13:06
Here you are. I'll be looking forward to seeing you.
01:13:16
Nine sharp. Hotel Atlantic. Room 327. Anna Sergeyevna.
01:13:23
I have a gut feeling it's a real fish this time.
01:13:26
What does she look like?
01:13:32
I see.
01:13:33
Keep on your toes. I expect a better show from you than last night.
01:13:37
I don't drink at all. A friend invited me.
01:13:39
By the way, how is he after last night?
01:13:41
I don't know, he didn't phone.
01:13:45
All right, go to the hotel and act depending on the situation.
01:13:49
There might be accomplices there, check it out.
01:13:51
Is your gun with you?
01:13:55
The psychic one.
01:13:56
We'll hear your signal. The note, please.
01:14:04
Chanel, number five.
01:14:07
I'll be seeing you!
01:14:49
Where are you going? Ah, your mission.
01:14:53
- Be careful! - I'll be all right.
01:15:13
I'll be back soon.
01:15:31
Hotel Atlantic
01:15:37
- The customer's here. - Perfect.
01:15:51
Hello, Five? He just went in.
01:15:55
Roger. Out.
01:16:11
Hotel Atlantic. Room 327. Anna Sergeyevna. Nine o'clock.
01:16:22
Come in!
01:16:41
At last!
01:16:42
Good evening. Have a seat. I'll be right with you.
01:17:06
What are you up to?
01:17:07
What's the matter?
01:17:10
My cuff link. It rolled under there.
01:17:15
Here, it came off.
01:17:18
You nearly frightened me to death.
01:17:21
Let me help you.
01:17:26
I thought something had really gone wrong.
01:17:28
See, my heart's thumping like crazy.
01:17:30
Feel it.
01:17:34
Feel it.
01:17:36
I feel it.
01:17:39
As soon as he's asleep, she'll turn out the lights.
01:17:43
What if he leaves?
01:17:45
- Could you leave a girl like that? - But he's a faithful husband.
01:17:49
There is no husband
01:17:52
who has not longed to be a bachelor at least for an hour.
01:17:57
Look out for the signal!
01:18:29
How about that gown?
01:18:33
A friend's going to bring it in a minute or two.
01:18:37
- Do you mind waiting? - No, I don't mind.
01:18:46
In the meantime, would you like some wine?
01:18:50
I'd rather have... beer.
01:18:55
I only have wine.
01:19:43
Here's to our chance encounter.
01:19:50
Come on, drink!
01:20:07
What's keeping your friend? Maybe, I'll come back another time?
01:20:10
Who cares about her anyway?
01:20:12
My gown is as good as hers.
01:20:17
Let me show you.
01:22:00
It's not my fault, I swear!
01:22:04
He came here on his own!
01:22:48
I saw your special mission.
01:22:51
After such a monstrous lie, I will not stay with you any longer!
01:22:57
I'm sure the children will understand when they grow up.
01:23:01
I'll take care of the divorce formalities. Goodbye.
01:23:16
Good morning.
01:23:24
I've got to leave right now for Dubrovka.
01:23:26
Right! But not now.
01:23:29
Tomorrow we'll send you a taxi. Will eight o'clock be all right?
01:23:33
But why not today?
01:23:35
Today we'll need your help.
01:23:39
We want you to meet your friend.
01:23:42
The one you took a fishing trip with. The man who invited you to dinner.
01:23:46
Ah, Gennady Petrovich...
01:23:47
You'll see him and tell him casually
01:23:51
that at eight o'clock tomorrow, you plan to go out to Dubrovka.
01:23:55
And, most importantly, you'll tell him, also casually,
01:23:59
that the cast's coming off your arm the day after tomorrow.
01:24:04
- Is it Guesha? - Yes.
01:24:08
Then why haven't you...
01:24:10
We didn't want to scare off a more important fish.
01:24:23
ANNOUNCING COMRADELY TRIAL
01:24:27
OF THE DEBAUCHER AND DRUNKARD S.S. GORBUNKOV
01:24:31
- You sing beautifully! - Oh, come on...
01:24:36
Have you known citizen Gorbunkov for long?
01:24:40
Yes, ten years, sorry to say.
01:24:42
So for ten years he hit the bottle, debauched and led an immoral life?
01:24:47
For ten years he has very cleverly masked himself
01:24:51
as a decent person. I didn't trust him, though.
01:24:53
Don't you think we must always trust people?
01:24:56
I don't think you can ever trust a man
01:24:59
except in the most extreme cases.
01:25:00
- That's really your opinion? - Yes.
01:25:03
Listen... who are you anyway?
01:25:07
I work with him. Say, he's a colleague.
01:25:12
I see. Booze partner.
01:25:18
You get out of here!
01:25:20
As you say among yourselves, back to your cage!
01:25:24
All right, butjust one question. Did you use good glue to put it up?
01:25:28
Don't worry, lush, you can't rip it off!
01:25:30
Now take it off, please.
01:25:33
Chief, we're done for.
01:25:36
The cast is going to be removed, the customer's leaving...
01:25:40
I'll kill him!..
01:25:51
Where are you going so early in the morning?
01:25:55
To see my family at Dubrovka.
01:25:59
Did you call for a taxi to go to Dubrovka?
01:26:02
Yes, I did.
01:26:04
Get in.
01:26:08
- Goodbye. - Have a nice trip.
01:26:29
Why didn't Mikhail Ivanovich come?
01:26:33
And Volodya?
01:26:36
Are they busy?
01:26:40
- What is your rank? - What rank?
01:26:43
Are you like Volodya, a lieutenant in the poIice?
01:26:48
A lieutenant... First Lieutenant...
01:26:54
May I, to impress my wife, call you that?
01:26:58
Comrade First Lieutenant?
01:27:00
- Is it all right if I do? - Yeah, sure.
01:27:04
And please be sure to tell her
01:27:07
that you put me on a special mission that evening at the hotel.
01:27:12
And for her not to get worried, just keep quiet
01:27:16
about smugglers, diamonds and gold.
01:27:22
Keep quiet? It can't be done.
01:27:26
I have to consult about it with the chief... with those above me.
01:27:30
- With Mikhail Ivanovich? - Yes, with Mikhail Ivanovich.
01:27:36
Give him my best regards.
01:27:39
Hello? Chief? It's me...
01:27:43
Chief, this is me, Lyolik!
01:27:48
He took off for Dubrovka twenty minutes ago.
01:27:51
In a taxi. It was a beige ''Volga''. The number was 28-70 OGO.
01:27:58
Roger. I got it.
01:28:02
Guesha is nineteen kilometers out.
01:28:04
To hell with him anyhow. Roger.
01:28:08
We're going by a new operational plan,
01:28:10
keeping a low profile.
01:28:23
Mikhail Ivanovich sends his regards.
01:28:28
Everything's going to be all right, and even better.
01:28:31
Your old lady will get you fit as a fiddle, without a cast.
01:28:36
Mikhail Ivanovich has ordered the cast removed today.
01:28:40
- You've caught him? - You bet we have.
01:28:42
- And who is it? - Some dimwit.
01:28:49
Why go back to your place? No point in wasting time.
01:28:53
We've got a spot by the road where we can knock the cast off.
01:28:56
To quote our dear chief... Mikhail Ivanovich,
01:28:59
you've got to strike the iron when you're close to the swag.
01:29:04
We're going to reduce it to shreds and get at every stone and coin in it.
01:29:09
Could you please take inventory and make a list of everything?
01:29:13
Sure, we're going to do it all legal,
01:29:14
with receipts and everything. We'll even take your finger prints.
01:30:05
Our operation will take at most about fifteen minutes.
01:30:08
Soften down the plaster while I pick all the stuff up.
01:30:15
Lots of work.
01:30:16
Gee, you've got everything it takes, haven't you?
01:30:18
We've got to scarper.
01:30:20
The chiefjust gave me the order to find another pad.
01:30:27
So we move out of here.
01:30:33
Your mustache... one side has come off.
01:30:36
Thanks.
01:30:38
Hands up!
01:31:52
Copter Seven, what do you see on the road? Will you report?
01:31:56
All I see is a milk truck
01:32:00
going towards town.
01:32:03
No sign of any taxi. Am keeping on observing.
01:32:29
End of Part One
01:32:32
MOSFILM
01:32:34
THE DIAMOND ARM
01:32:40
A screen novel in two parts from the life of smugglers,
01:32:43
with prologue and epilogue.
01:32:45
Synopsis of Part One.
01:32:51
Part Two
01:32:53
THE BONY LEG
01:33:56
No beige taxi ever entered Dubrovka.
01:34:00
Will you inspect Quadrangle 45!
01:34:09
Stop!
01:34:12
Stop! Wait!
01:34:21
- Could you take me to town please? - What's up?
01:34:25
It's a top secret affair of State!
01:34:28
- All right, climb in. - You've got to hurry!
01:34:33
I'm just learning to drive, don't you see?
01:34:34
We're short of time!
01:34:35
Time is money. When you see money, don't lose time.
01:34:40
We must strike the iron when we're close to the swag.
01:34:44
Hands up!
01:34:47
Both of you! Or this thing will go off!
01:35:06
They did it all for nothing. There're no diamonds in there.
01:35:08
There're not?
01:35:09
Who ever told you they were in the plaster?
01:35:12
That man with the false mustache figured the same thing.
01:35:15
The police took them long ago, chief.
01:35:18
Hey, hold it! Stop, you morons!
01:35:23
To quote an old friend of mine who's now buried,
01:35:27
''I knew too much.''
01:35:32
Seven calling Five and reporting
01:35:35
that a cherry-colored ''Moskvitch'' has been spotted
01:35:38
on the forest road
01:35:40
speeding toward the national border.
01:35:45
Seven, listen to my orders!
01:36:21
Mama!
01:36:22
Lyolik, stop it!
01:36:25
Easy, Kozlodoyev, there'll be room for all of us in the can!
01:37:24
NINA GREBESHKOVA
01:37:28
STANISLAV CHEKAN
01:37:47
VLADIMIR GULYAEV
01:37:53
ANDREI MIRONOV
01:37:57
ANATOLY PAPANOV
01:38:03
SVETLANA SVETLICHNAYA
01:38:08
NONNA MORDYUKOVA
01:38:13
YURI NIKULIN
01:38:17
The End

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