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[music]

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a lot [music]

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here

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[music]

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hurry up dear I'm ready

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for me please from above how to touch this I'm

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terribly worried that you remain

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separately able to take care of yourself

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[music]

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[music]

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finger licking good what a strange

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name and who are you and

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this is us tonight, in terms of

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aaa, it’s clear, my husband ordered it for yours,

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like Yulia, well, I’ll be sure to say

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thank you very much

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[music]

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dear, why do you need such a big

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suitcase,

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you’re only going for a couple of days, but

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I’m not asking you why you need a

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girl for the night from the agency fingers

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lick her name did Julia they called

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asked me to tell you

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that everything is ready evening I have to explain everything to you

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well, it’s not that I was absolutely

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going to be alone today and who is

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she why is she not why do you think that I did

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n’t want to be New Year’s Eve 1 and that

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’s why I decided spend with a friend with what

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hands a showdown with our friendship is more

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pleasant tonight you know he is a

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bachelor why a person should

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spend the New Year1

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why should we spend spend on

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wrap up and from decided to unite this I

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invited the cook a little extravagantly of

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course well you shouldn’t because to change

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your plan, you will be worried that you need

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to hurry up, he knows that I will go before there are

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cars

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[music]

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I already know, I didn’t tell everything with a feeling,

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no one called, I almost went to

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my mother’s place, what should we do,

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okay, think of something in the end

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This is Zhenya, invite you, dwarf this. at

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400 risk new year together, of course, on

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the lawn in a hurry

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and on the way back I’ll call back armor

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nothing will burst the brake hose

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listening to the driver everyone is so smart only

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very smart owners Allah help it’s me no

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outwardly you are them for something somehow unimportant

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feeling no I think that it’s just a

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small cold,

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you know, I really wanted you to come,

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my dear, I’ll feel like I’m completely

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unable to forgive you, I upset you, but I

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promise that I’ll definitely come before bye -

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speaking to the car on the porch, dear,

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why aren’t you coming? Mom called, your mom,

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our mom, she caught a cold, she’s sick

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feeling well that's why I postponed my

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trip can't be up to your waist

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calm down I absolutely won't disturb your

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boy yes well I ordered dinner two I want to go

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scary let's go shops pissed off the copy

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yeah well who's mom mom categorically

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forbade me to come she's afraid there's a

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mushroom in her you know what kind of epidemics there are in

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the city,

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calm down and have a great

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time, something costs the

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press back my suitcase

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[music]

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mechanism with Boris, I say see you

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finally, of course, smoothly changing

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[music]

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[music]

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magic before you, too, the coming one

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will only be a complete surprise for you, but you

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are celebrating the New Year, we don’t

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come up with anything to fuss about, but we’re just waiting for an illness

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or whoever then come on, it’s

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not a nightmare situation, it’s a question of life and

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death, in short, I’m waiting

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[music]

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this is what at least in general they are butter,

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to be honest, for these you are the only

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reason for my arrival

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[music]

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[music]

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[music]

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Yule called me it seemed and I'll open

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hello to the speaker risked the end

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and we missed you so much

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thank you for

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inviting me so unexpectedly holds thanks

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it's still completely invisible that no it's

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Yulia that's it with your own hands,

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lovely hands, you have already determined where

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the accounting is, but I don’t remember at all,

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you can arrange columns that I think it’s

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better to be up to a height, then a cow barn is suitable, this

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is the whole farm, but before there was a hayloft here or

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upstairs, but where the dining room and

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kitchen are, there’s a chicken coop, and in the other bedroom

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you can put a pigsty you're really much

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better there nice big bed very

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nice doors in the service that I'm not stuffy it's

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time we need it why do we need

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food in general it's already late there a couple

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loves a little pleasure good

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[music]

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now we have to think

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very quickly I need your help

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old man then you yell- then and how

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difficult we know for ourselves again and again

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friends of course won each other

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nickname mom

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of course what such a critical

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moment about what today July should not be

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here I know she yes no I

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really have no idea

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going to partner mania he has such an

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idea from mom Yulia had something and she

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had no idea about what because I also didn’t

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want to be here alone, you know why

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because I had to come, that is, yes,

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but that’s later, yes, it doesn’t matter, it just

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turned out to be a great alibi, but I,

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you couldn’t do it a little

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Let's be more specific, let's go have a drink, so fathom,

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you'll need it as usual,

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the ship's stuff is wonderful, don't you

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see hospitals, I recently met a

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girl who is stunningly beautiful, a

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model, then we fell in love, friend, then

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you can stop driving like that and go, I've

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arranged it all to celebrate the

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New Year together in that old one, when I caught

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the flu, my girlfriend is not Yulina’s mom, so Yulia is

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still here and isn’t going anywhere, and I’m

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head over heels than be you said, only we can

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be caught in the head,

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that on yours, mine, that it won’t

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work even if I was with her if I knew

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her, I wouldn’t have shown up anyway, I mean to make her

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think I’m a grown man, you

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have every right to have a girlfriend

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[music] it

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concerns me,

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I won’t go for it, there’s no reason

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[music]

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you’re going, I’m sorry,

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it’s such a delicate situation Yulia here

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she didn’t go to mother, you don’t need

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to come back, I thought about everything so that it won’t

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be good, you remember I

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told you about my friend fight, she doesn’t

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remember,

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so today he will be with us, he won’t

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be and he agreed to say that you are his

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girlfriend, you’ll just have to

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pretend that you his girlfriend

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[music]

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katyuschik joby recorded ruets

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categorically absolute

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categorical refusal from anything

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key is it really possible that his friend has a corpse to help he did

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n’t dare to immediately all are revealed to you

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why I don’t understand anything you will be

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temporarily in the barn until I come,

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then they’ll just bring their own lovers, a

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real friend, I’m not going yet

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[music]

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what am I not doing for him you owe them

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reasons,

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this is me telling him

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not giving him you said there very much, I

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forbid it at all, keep quiet

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more, tell her the truth carefully, otherwise I

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really see that she’s afraid to

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confess that, so to speak,

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he honestly admits to all his love

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affairs, if you’re here, let’s

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open the card personally, I knew about this for

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a long time, it hurts me about it all, I told him

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to confess

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[music]

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only with the products they want, we already

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have

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[music]

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may you be a true friend Tino Costa

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Gorya Polya

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[music]

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[music]

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this is the same house here is the very good evening

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good evening I'm Julia I'm not exactly

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what you expected no at all sorry I

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mean I didn't expect you to

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arrive so soon hello I'm Boris Boris

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each other Evgeny it’s clear where they

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went for groceries worse and asked

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me to meet you it’s

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clear well show me it seemed like

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it was staring irritation for you and me to

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get to know each other better we ourselves why

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[music]

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imagine a damn hard evening we

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need to be well prepared

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pharmacies in the shade for me in detail everyone on

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the phone is cheerful, not a word about what you want, and

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now his wife was at the last

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minute, you know that not every time there’s something

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here and there, an unpleasant hum, your whole soul in

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tourniquets, you’re worried, don’t worry, I

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always find a common language with wives for cheating,

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but apparently you have this It’s not too

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worrying for drunkards to have a choice, you know

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where they call me where I’m going

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go, well of course otherwise every day what

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was

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you earning this way

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of course who would go with this

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art I didn’t say anything about it I want somehow

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that he’s your investor on the existing one

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they took from me a lot of clients, well, not a

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brand new young man, the fact is that

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in modern society a

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huge number of people need

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various services and girls like me

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are needed on every corner, here you have a

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model, poor Evgenia, sorry, nothing,

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just your attitude to this is painfully

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practical, well, of course it’s for me it does

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n’t give much pleasure to do,

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well, in short, where do we start so well, I

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guess I should tell you a little about

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myself,

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forgive me, you should know about him

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in more detail, cleared, you must be very

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careful, situations baby,

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what’s the difference between you, oh, I think I understand, but I should, and

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he, yes, and you meant in the middle between the

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conclusion to whom I have just now begun to

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understand everything, my dear, don’t

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worry about it, I’m not like this in

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my lifetime, the main thing is I don’t need to know

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more than you need about this and I’m saying you

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should know about me, at least I’m not there, don’t be

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ridiculous, he understands me Russia

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go sit and sit well means

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my name is Boris Boris I work as an

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accountant I live in the center alone with

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two catarrhal pulp

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40 years old I I have never had time for your hands

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elevator really how much physics are you 45 before this flu

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I pray I was Evgeniy asphalt sit

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as a witness hobby I collect rare stamps

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I play tennis tennis

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I have a white cunning one and 6 months there I need to have my

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appendicitis cut out

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please forgive me first tell me all this

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that all this is your operations

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about everything else

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well you should know such little minds

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of the Ashran of course if you sing together

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sang

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[music]

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when I say or they and I mean that we

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will spend the night together in this room this is a

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barn strawberries

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we will sleep together leaked out the dates on

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these beds until but this is purely theoretical

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I will sleep in this chair

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and then I will sneak a member well here this

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room and why are you so surprised at you

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Evgeniy on the phone without explaining anything I’ll

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explain how you don’t understand I didn’t know that

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they would even say that you’ll

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only say what I already told you

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don’t say anything more and if anyone

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says anything that I didn’t say

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boys until I say anything, but I

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lived generally well according to well, for a

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certain reward, excuse me, but

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my duties included pretending

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that I was your mistress 50 dollars 50 dollars

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is quite a bit considering that I

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have to sleep in the same bed with an

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unfamiliar man in some someone’s

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mind you can’t touch 50 dollars and

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please money in advance, this is also

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really money in advance

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[music]

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we forgot again forgot that we again

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forgot to ask what it is, come on,

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tell me, where can I

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throw such a small one

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[music ]

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I’m just you, it’s just her, but from the outside

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it seems like it’s both of you, but introduce us,

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yes, of course, Yuria, this is Yode, or this is Lyuli,

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who’s the girl,

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I’m a girl,

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and I know that you’ve already mastered this in this

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house. It’s a decent house and a very nice

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room. room and who you

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know, I like to waltz

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especially when

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these ones he's very shy but thank

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God not always

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but I mean for a divorced

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accountant who collects stamps and

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lives downtown with two cats it's

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pretty reckless to show me an

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appendicitis scar on the back seat of his

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white she’s her sister after playing tennis, and

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even if you’re on a diet tour, isn’t it true,

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maybe you

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want to say something else, dear, what did I miss? Are you

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doing

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[music]

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you don’t know, this wave has started, you

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want to say that this is not my case

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if it’s not him someone someone is you who

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and say this when I thought that they would give me a

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drink who are you and what are you doing here

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tell me tell

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me by the way too please I’m from

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what kind of cook am I for an agency but they ordered it themselves

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I ordered cooks, yes, what happened

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on the way, I don’t apologize for tearing

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you away from catching a kidney, Boris, the sandy floor

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is that I also thought that she was already here, but

00:28:40

she’s still not there, these are understandable, she

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has absolutely no idea, no, I want to

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say that 8 would help on kitchen of July

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agree and applications so of course I

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'm sorry but I can't do this anymore about these

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cooks enough I'm tired of the question is closed

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there everything is clear Lelya what do you say Yulia what

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but the girl from the agency is also called

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full

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Olya saved time they killed this not

00:29:17

very similar model she is not only

00:29:20

a model, also an actress, model and actress, well,

00:29:22

I think that you are exactly what you

00:29:27

can Boris actresses

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[music]

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duration I understand correctly

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that I we have to play the role of

00:29:41

the lower class something else

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like that, we are all today and not at

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ease I I agree, well, this one will cost

00:29:48

a little more, the model and the actress

00:29:51

did a good job all the dollars and you won’t

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get bored, she should come, I

00:30:05

told you that

00:30:07

a fashion model with a braid of a face should come, I don’t understand how you

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managed to talk here and they’ll sit down and she’ll

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make good money

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[music]

00:31:04

.

00:31:05

let me do it, you try not for the first

00:31:25

year every day, so you have to run into this salad,

00:31:39

not such nonsense,

00:31:44

Yulia, I would like to talk to you about

00:31:47

bed, you know, I guarantee a terrible thing in a dream,

00:31:49

so people would like to sleep in another

00:31:51

room so that I could, or rather, so that she

00:31:53

I could rest a little if it doesn’t

00:31:55

make it difficult, of course, and there’s no need to warn me

00:31:58

something pigsty let him spend the night in the

00:32:00

pigsty the key is sewn in so small

00:32:13

[music]

00:32:39

[music]

00:32:55

mistress to play the role that the

00:33:05

performer should, that is, you are our

00:33:09

chernyshev it’s time they call you share finally

00:33:16

what you mean, isn't the agency

00:33:19

responsible for the fact that you were here

00:33:20

during the agency, lick your fingers were

00:33:24

n't they the ones who sent you okay let's go what

00:33:42

[music]

00:33:50

oh what a great joke this is your

00:33:56

buren and people isn't it yes yes of course

00:34:01

if we have this is Channel, maybe he

00:34:10

paid 10,000 New Year's gift

00:34:11

were on sale, well, yes, I'll add nutmeg to the pate

00:34:18

and you don't have

00:34:21

to worry anymore later here,

00:34:23

pass the apron and so the screw

00:34:29

first we'll make the salad and zinchuk

00:34:33

then otherwise he'll chicken field of Mars us

00:34:40

pudding with more care from the apron

00:34:51

please study and a fur coat and a fur coat to

00:34:57

which I will give you a barik leg for the fact that

00:35:00

you are so charming and understanding

00:35:06

communication that evening I am starting to like it

00:35:09

more and more you will

00:35:10

[music]

00:35:44

flooded

00:35:46

that yes thank you for you such a thing

00:35:54

with pimples grater

00:36:02

got off such a saucepan with a hole

00:36:06

colander you know if I I saw you on

00:36:14

the street, I would never have thought that you were a

00:36:16

cook, your hairstyle, your manicure, wearing

00:36:25

stiletto heels at the stove all day, that I

00:36:38

only work for VIP clients,

00:36:40

yes, this is what you should know, what they are,

00:36:45

what is

00:36:46

natural, these little fish in

00:36:49

jars really believe and

00:37:00

[ music]

00:37:03

figure out how to completely

00:37:04

figure this out yourself, all this is really a way to

00:37:10

calm down and explain that at least

00:37:11

tonight we would be together with her, how is

00:37:15

she a reason and it is assumed

00:37:18

that after work she will go home to spend

00:37:23

the night, you will spend the night together with

00:37:39

my God you have to get yourself into such a mess, you’re a stranger, I

00:37:43

got myself into a mess, cream for the pass, and why am I,

00:37:47

I’ll also sleep the cooks instead of it

00:37:52

started, while in

00:37:55

fact I should have, I shouldn’t have slept

00:38:02

and all this just so that

00:38:15

[music]

00:38:20

who can anyone explain who I am, how I am an

00:38:25

actress, I am a mistress, a

00:38:28

prostitute, a public model, it all

00:38:33

seems confusing, but in reality everything is very

00:38:35

simple, we wanted to ask

00:38:36

that for a few hours they would agree to

00:38:38

become a friend, the barrier is to work as actresses

00:38:41

and models at the same time, then

00:38:44

you can spend the night alone, refined manners

00:39:00

[ music] the

00:39:02

thing is that this is not reiki for me there

00:39:07

is no problem, moreover, I

00:39:13

consider it as an honor to

00:39:15

fulfill your extravagant desire

00:39:19

I have a very small reward

00:39:25

[music]

00:39:39

it seems like dinner sorted out not just

00:39:42

necessary will become a drink brilliant ideas

00:39:44

for you as usual as usual Krasnov here and

00:39:58

should yes yes this is the latest fashion in

00:40:03

Europe you don’t know know for the first time

00:40:06

coverage strange

00:40:17

[music]

00:40:25

dear wheels triple diluted without

00:40:32

ice for a real superman

00:40:49

grabs everything that moves oh what a

00:40:57

gallant gentleman thank you the other

00:41:09

will handle it but if you insist so on

00:41:16

grateful there is no need for gratitude It’s not

00:41:20

difficult for the Lord, I’m

00:41:28

leaving you, but in order to provide

00:41:30

help and support to those who don’t

00:41:34

need us, don’t

00:41:42

be upset, darling, you will receive from me

00:41:44

a dozen new shirts for Christmas

00:41:48

[music] a

00:41:58

major actress and woman are luxurious and

00:42:02

probably cost a lot of money

00:42:07

Well, I'm quite among the modern girls, I'm quite

00:42:11

enough, according to Boris, and a fur coat

00:42:15

for 10,000 somehow doesn't really fit in.

00:42:18

Self-sufficiency is no longer a sport and a chat for the

00:42:23

holiday 2 it's time it's time it's time for a couple two

00:42:32

gloves paris

00:42:35

[music]

00:43:03

[music]

00:43:06

I think I'm there giving salute to today's people

00:43:09

do everything yourself, listen, darling, but

00:43:11

if she herself wants it that way, why should I

00:43:14

give hundreds of people pleasure

00:43:16

Lula sit on can drink and what’s

00:43:19

better is everything I heard today

00:43:23

dear, well, why are you standing there, I

00:43:25

would offer the girl a drink of vodka and no

00:43:29

thanks and please, as usual as

00:43:32

usual as usual as I mean that

00:43:36

usually before dinner if the martin is without

00:43:39

ice and a couple of drops of vermouth from the window of the vaka

00:43:42

and there is an olive I said something wrong

00:43:49

please please

00:43:52

is located in this house but I think I’ll

00:43:55

go to the kitchen and

00:43:56

see how there the guests are resting

00:44:00

[music]

00:44:10

gold couldn’t play its role

00:44:13

more believably why did I drag myself

00:44:16

all the way to

00:44:17

celebrate the New Year with a small circle and in the end I ended up in the

00:44:20

kitchen and have to prepare an idiotic dinner

00:44:22

for people I don’t even know about

00:44:24

you need to play I just don’t need my role,

00:44:26

and then we’ll be together. You’re

00:44:30

good. I’ll try at least a few times

00:44:32

only if, yes, of course, you’ll sort everything out

00:44:40

[music]

00:44:44

I’ll go up to

00:44:45

my shirt, change it in the kitchen, get

00:44:49

busy,

00:44:53

I don’t think it’s too much for you, if it’s at

00:45:00

this pace for dinner you'll get drunk like

00:45:03

family, that's just what I'm very 5

00:45:10

surrounded myself with a harem should be happy

00:45:20

but it's very good that in fact from

00:45:23

the outside it looks disgusting I

00:45:28

never thought that such a

00:45:29

disgusting taste in polite Julia is not my

00:45:32

woman

00:45:33

but who is your talking parrot, well, between

00:45:37

by the way, she is my niece in the project,

00:45:42

it’s true twice the idiot is full of authors,

00:45:47

and if she were my

00:45:52

mistress, I wouldn’t come with her to you, and then

00:45:55

she refused to give you sticky,

00:45:58

just from all sides, why, to distract the

00:46:05

phenomena, you know, when he exceeded mercy

00:46:07

years he didn’t say that if I wanted, I

00:46:10

could take my girlfriend, I thought

00:46:11

it was a great idea

00:46:12

because then he wouldn’t suspect that he was with you

00:46:16

[music]

00:46:20

that means she’s not really of course

00:46:25

no, he didn’t say anything when the peak wasn’t where he

00:46:29

was all the time there are

00:46:33

queens nearby and I never know that you are

00:46:39

[music]

00:46:49

[laughter]

00:46:58

I’ve already told you everything about you, I’ll

00:47:01

tell you everything, absolutely everything, everything, that

00:47:04

is, you want to say that she knows that

00:47:06

I’m actually my niece, yes, it will

00:47:12

come in handy, my niece just came for a

00:47:16

drink to say uncle dinner will be ready

00:47:20

in ten minutes but unless of

00:47:23

course some

00:47:24

family troubles interfere with this, an earthquake or

00:47:28

various geographical discoveries may

00:47:30

put up lyrics ipad

00:47:35

but I need to go upstairs and strands

00:47:37

maybe

00:47:45

[music]

00:47:52

after playing sit and it’s not for you to judge or

00:47:55

remember you’re mine niece only for

00:47:57

everyone else my mistress

00:47:59

[music] I

00:48:04

need to warn you uncle

00:48:07

[music]

00:48:23

I’m confused by this sauce so it is

00:48:26

offered

00:48:28

what’s the difference and you darling

00:48:34

look a bit like a cook

00:48:35

I’m definitely not up to it in that case what are you

00:48:39

doing here this is an interesting question

00:48:42

it looks like I’ll be playing this stupid thing until

00:48:44

the end of dinner, that it requires a

00:48:50

certain charm,

00:48:51

and you, like him, don’t have enough, I have

00:48:54

enough of everything, oh my God, there’s a

00:49:00

pregnancy there, I don’t know that by the way, people did

00:49:06

n’t bother you either, you have to change clothes for the table

00:49:08

[music]

00:49:20

[applause]

00:49:30

I should tell you

00:49:32

that this swarm suits you honestly, I

00:49:36

don’t have a number

00:49:37

but something like a strand of us and with this you need

00:49:42

[music] are

00:49:45

you going to be sad also I

00:49:49

couldn’t suggest that 3 shirts for

00:49:52

one evening were enough and I

00:49:55

like everything after all, it’s New Year’s, someone

00:49:58

should be in a carnival costume,

00:50:02

so I see you’re already charged, I’m a

00:50:06

great Julian, and in this you’re going and for the

00:50:14

nanobot they didn’t put the thing in, they’re not your guest,

00:50:17

they’re a waitress, wait, I

00:50:19

told you these gums that I have, I’m like that

00:50:21

and I knew I would show some kind of horror, just

00:50:23

some kind of thing to do to come up with something,

00:50:26

take away something new to which I also do

00:50:32

n’t why that we are left with what to pull out

00:50:37

calmly for that kind of money, this is to bypass

00:50:43

the shades at all, nothing more

00:50:44

says on this we won’t calm down we won’t

00:50:45

stop breasts shared seas of waste

00:50:51

nothing whitish

00:50:56

something is missing and these baths and

00:51:08

here and julit dazzling you like it

00:51:33

amazing

00:51:34

[music]

00:51:40

let’s go for what

00:51:41

[music]

00:52:23

[laughter]

00:52:32

[laughter]

00:52:44

. when I sit down with us

00:52:50

of course with us and I offer filled

00:52:53

vodka and what can you do instead

00:52:58

[music]

00:53:06

[laughter]

00:53:14

[music]

00:53:19

generally very little I’m an actress I need to

00:53:25

correct it by 8 kilometers for sure hello friends let

00:53:30

’s spend the old year under water and it

00:53:36

was there were a lot of problems to make it work out

00:53:40

and a lot of good love a lot of happiness

00:53:44

let's drink to the fact that in spite of everything

00:53:48

we all gathered together at this

00:53:51

festive table

00:54:00

[music]

00:54:03

let's see what we have here

00:54:05

[music]

00:54:15

in the sausage no matter how

00:54:18

raw the fox burns the sausage understood the sausage

00:54:22

gir original there is still meat inside, this is

00:54:52

my dear, this is for you, so let's

00:55:04

drink so that all the bad things

00:55:08

remain right

00:55:17

[music]

00:55:25

[applause]

00:55:29

let's

00:55:32

auto

00:55:33

[music]

00:55:44

but clean up

00:55:46

[music]

00:55:55

yourself [

00:55:58

music]

00:56:08

and now but I wait, uncle's gift

00:56:24

from the establishment,

00:56:25

New Year's tango is being performed for the first time, I

00:56:29

hope the last ones

00:56:30

[music]

00:56:55

and

00:56:59

say this with all your relatives, so

00:57:06

the station even know that the relationship with your

00:57:08

relative is not very cool

00:57:12

[applause] [music]

00:57:18

look, even the lovebirds have gone their separate ways, where

00:57:21

to run, what can fire or protect from

00:57:25

[music ]

00:57:30

but I

00:57:32

[applause]

00:57:33

[music]

00:57:40

what a wonderful evening it’s not true buckets

00:57:42

[music]

00:57:45

my friends let’s get together for the day but it’s

00:58:01

not summer after all Yulia

00:58:10

[music]

00:58:21

Yulia dear I won’t freeze what’s going on

00:58:31

but that’s how I found the note darling

00:58:34

thank you for a beautiful beautiful fur coat

00:58:35

my gallant gallant gentleman tyler

00:58:38

what does it mean that you come to life in debts I

00:58:41

found this in my pocket and genius aaaaa

00:58:47

accordingly for 10,000 a joke for my

00:58:50

niece I bought species in the

00:58:52

meantime good genius and what does it mean that

00:58:54

I’m not so much in debt you’re not so

00:58:57

heavily in debt, that means she's his

00:58:58

mistress, chain

00:58:59

hotels, he found out the job and you didn't

00:59:01

open it, Julia, listen, that means that you

00:59:06

all agreed, he started, and that means, what does that mean,

00:59:09

that means that he's

00:59:14

no worse than you, I, that means

00:59:19

that we We can’t blame Eugene for the fact

00:59:21

that he turned a mistress who

00:59:22

pretends to be my mistress so that you don’t

00:59:24

understand that in reality, and most of all,

00:59:26

with the second one, like me, we’ll turn her into a lover so

00:59:27

that he doesn’t understand that I’m

00:59:29

actually yours to anyone who accepted him as a

00:59:31

real mistress pretending that what is

00:59:33

she like, what is she like, what are you 4 that I’m

00:59:36

pretending, I don’t understand anything at all anymore,

00:59:38

just a disc lover and that

00:59:41

lover,

00:59:42

no more lover will be anything,

00:59:44

a lover in my house, you can be

00:59:47

sure

00:59:50

[music]

01:00:16

[music]

01:00:25

[music]

01:00:47

sorry something happened it happened,

01:00:50

nothing happened, it just seemed like

01:00:53

it turned out that I was a complete idiot, having dinner

01:00:57

with my husband and his mistress,

01:00:59

pretending that everything was fine, I must have

01:01:01

lost my mind, of course, all this

01:01:08

time, but where did I find the evidence? I should

01:01:18

be upset, so imagine

01:01:21

yourself in my place, your husband brings

01:01:24

his mistress to your home and have fun

01:01:26

with her under your nose, what would you do

01:01:30

because I think that you would send

01:01:32

them both that’s what no I don’t know I would have

01:01:36

Bosch yes it’s true that it’s not me why did you

01:01:41

do a great job yourself with this, she

01:01:44

did everything she could, okay, it doesn’t matter,

01:01:47

so what do you think about Borisov’s nieces

01:01:52

in general from Quincy Morris, she survived in

01:01:55

the know, she’s Mari’s niece, who is this

01:01:59

idiotic clockwork doll, the meaning of the pillow is the

01:02:03

clerk, no girlfriends,

01:02:05

she’s his niece, he himself told me about it

01:02:07

before dinner what should ultrasound do,

01:02:11

what am I trying to explain to you, she is

01:02:16

my husband’s mistress, you provide

01:02:20

this is impossible, I’m telling you, I have

01:02:22

proof that he eats pizza, an

01:02:24

absolutely undeniable love note

01:02:26

from her to him, even collecting

01:02:29

this as a diversion so that no one

01:02:31

thinks that in reality she is sleeping with

01:02:34

my husband, who is Boris, are we both husband,

01:02:39

exactly what kind of you will kill them leaves his

01:02:46

mind bella mind letter don’t worry, he wo

01:02:48

n’t seem to

01:02:52

captivate everyone, they can do to you and

01:02:57

me, too, there was something similar, I,

01:03:04

too, is burning a vulture

01:03:12

[music ]

01:03:31

to make

01:03:35

Abbas pay him in kind would give him a taste of

01:03:38

his own why it

01:03:40

turns out that I have prepared for you

01:03:42

to give him gloves wait to have

01:03:46

a lover

01:03:47

when exactly let him feel it the hard way

01:03:54

between us speaking already for so long

01:04:06

already even he gets the frame on the bank

01:04:12

of course, and he deserves everything that

01:04:23

can be traced so that

01:04:30

I go now, I’ll think about everything and change into

01:04:33

something to seduce, why would

01:04:41

someone suddenly want to seduce me today,

01:04:43

well, little wife, hold on,

01:04:48

women should not leave each other in

01:04:50

trouble,

01:04:51

this is very noble of you,

01:04:56

just for the service

01:05:07

I will soon make amends

01:05:11

so that I can quietly get over

01:05:35

everything now she may be his

01:06:04

niece you can know everything about her

01:06:09

even if I didn’t know that he has a

01:06:11

nephew and what kind of niece he doesn’t have

01:06:14

how can I sleep do I’m going crazy

01:06:33

just wait what did the love

01:06:36

notes say there and you to me everything to you I’m to

01:06:43

you the jury is boredom I understand no

01:06:52

this I know not something but something that is not from a

01:07:03

lover that she didn’t tell Yulia there is

01:07:18

love and the picture on the other side of

01:07:22

the barricade can no longer be covered Yulia

01:07:38

[music]

01:07:56

[laughter]

01:08:04

wash the dishes somehow understand our cook,

01:08:17

my niece, this one didn’t think that

01:08:25

from where, well, you yourself, who said that

01:08:30

you even use it, it’s not years in July, I

01:08:32

think there is a why because I’ll

01:08:36

answer why because because I

01:08:38

will answer why why because

01:08:40

yes because I didn’t want my husband to

01:08:42

find out that Boris is my lover, for sure that

01:08:47

besides me I have a husband and he would probably

01:08:50

kill you if he found out that I was your

01:08:52

mistress, so I thought let and

01:08:59

whom I don’t need to know that I’m afraid,

01:09:02

my lover, I think that my uncle is not

01:09:08

quite inventive,

01:09:11

it’s very inventive, I’m really

01:09:14

Lyolichka,

01:09:15

they’re squeaking dollars, it’s good that I do

01:09:20

n’t have any problems with your husband, God

01:09:22

forbid, he hasn’t killed anyone yet, very

01:09:24

good, so the password is I just have to,

01:09:27

well what can I really understand how

01:09:29

this is my affair with yours, use

01:09:31

my niece, it’s Yulia who thinks so,

01:09:34

wait, it’s your wife who’s already thinking

01:09:36

about the world and why is this what I’m trying to

01:09:38

find out and find out, don’t

01:09:39

bother me, I can explain everything to you,

01:09:43

you, Yulia, thinks that you are having an affair

01:09:47

because she found a note from Olga in which she

01:09:49

thanks you for the fur coat which, as

01:09:51

we said before in July, I gave the spruce tree well,

01:09:55

in general terms, Julia found a note

01:10:04

that otherwise he decided that the note was turning pale

01:10:06

because she found it in the pocket of your

01:10:08

experience we don’t understand that where did she get that

01:10:12

recording so people because you told

01:10:14

her there that Lenin’s fur coat is

01:10:17

no longer naive and we’ll figure it out I can

01:10:22

be furious this I can be me you

01:10:25

why don’t you say anything stupid

01:10:31

and I have evidence real

01:10:33

evidence evidence more useful than

01:10:35

some kind of stupid and I won’t leave betrayal like this oh

01:10:49

my God yes my friend I didn’t even think that

01:10:55

it would hurt me I’m like that can you

01:11:05

imagine what I can I now see his

01:11:19

household is

01:11:22

usually monstrous when you find it that is I do

01:11:26

n’t know what yet

01:11:29

[music ]

01:11:38

will get the actress ha ha ha talented and

01:12:12

[music]

01:12:18

so I thought about everything and finally the decision has

01:12:23

come, it’s time to get up, judging by you, for

01:12:26

the most part I’m tired of your tricks, I

01:12:30

know everything about you about you, I don’t know what exactly

01:12:38

[music]

01:12:40

everything, she’s not a self-tapping lover his

01:12:44

nieces

01:12:45

like yes she is not his mistress she is your

01:12:52

mistress

01:12:54

here with the guys vicious blonde

01:12:59

you are the numbers 30 hours and in general I don’t deny anything

01:13:02

I just never played so much for the sake of

01:13:05

I have never had so many lovers

01:13:07

I generally really like being the center of

01:13:08

attention and it comes from the wrong end, I

01:13:14

know someone comes from the wrong end.

01:13:22

I want to discuss some issues

01:13:26

concerning our family, you

01:13:29

don’t have to listen to this at all, I pursed my lips,

01:13:31

please, I’ll go help you with reason,

01:13:34

who I had a better opinion of, stupid, wild, I have

01:13:52

proof of the order before the

01:13:54

proof, darling, thank you for the

01:13:56

beautiful beautiful fur coat, we are a gallant

01:13:59

gallant gentleman your lalya oh what he

01:14:03

says and exceed he says he

01:14:07

knows very well, more precisely I say, but he does

01:14:09

n’t give such wonderful and expensive

01:14:11

jokes to his mistresses cook, I listen

01:14:15

to some stupid gloves, very

01:14:18

nice gloves, so I say

01:14:22

gloves, it has absolutely nothing to do with what I

01:14:26

owe you know don't shut up,

01:14:33

we said many times that in the family everything

01:14:35

should be disputes, in this case you

01:14:38

have a mistress, the next skill is

01:14:40

fair so that not a lover

01:14:44

teaches and not so, well, if we assume that

01:14:48

my name is Misha, in case you can probably

01:14:52

assume an hour theoretically waiting and you

01:14:54

have the right to the ephemeral right to the

01:14:55

imagination of anyone to brag about it and so

01:14:58

since I know everything about military techies I will

01:15:00

buy votes it would be fair for you to know

01:15:02

everything about my imaginary love who I

01:15:19

killed him I killed him to the edge who were given grief for the

01:15:35

land collection of butterflies

01:15:39

[music]

01:16:02

a not what you think with a real

01:16:45

Georgian oh how not walking and this is a

01:16:50

real Turkmen one for you this is a gift from

01:16:52

our Rostov Diana your cook she has already

01:16:57

finished please could you

01:16:59

imagine I can someone life working

01:17:03

forum when I finish at the back to

01:17:06

pick her up but what is it she doesn’t stay

01:17:09

overnight with us,

01:17:11

no, I can already pick her up, I think we

01:17:15

can already collect everyone from us, I guessed it,

01:17:18

hostess, I kiss

01:17:20

your hands, Russian New Year,

01:17:23

yes, this is my household, this is my

01:17:26

husband, this lover is convenient, but I don’t understand

01:17:31

how you can do this tolerate him,

01:17:44

but where

01:17:46

can I pick her up? She couldn’t leave

01:17:58

because she knows that I have to

01:17:59

come here for her to meet her. She

01:18:04

never comes out because she should

01:18:07

be in the bedroom.

01:18:13

you said that she is holding the bedroom

01:18:21

in flight they will be here she Lyulya

01:18:29

look who it is who it is I can he

01:18:34

came to take you home

01:18:36

this is who this them it doesn’t look like

01:18:44

girls to work

01:18:47

how to lead and where is Alena

01:18:50

Dakata Lyolya

01:18:53

okay wait wait it can’t be

01:18:56

although before in this there is 1 more in the house

01:18:58

and she can’t be yours, this is why,

01:19:02

firstly, because she is not a cook, to be

01:19:04

honest, secondly, because she is the

01:19:07

niece of this gentleman, well,

01:19:08

I mean, and

01:19:09

thirdly, because she is

01:19:12

my husband’s mistress, I know that these people are not

01:19:48

they said wait but everyone came they

01:19:53

first said that you left it’s not the same and

01:19:58

then

01:20:19

[music]

01:20:35

when it’s all a game game game game you always

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understand here everyone is like

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relatives of some and at the same time

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starts an affair with others

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they need to give out the keys a relative then

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very much a lover and the more

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relatives and lovers you have the topic you get

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more points how this game turns out that so

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watch for an hour I’ll explain to you here he plays a

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decent man who sleeps with

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his best friend’s wife and at the same time he

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remains old I will return the comrades of the

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new one to play the role of a

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faithful wife who cheats on her husband

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with his best friend

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and does all this in his own house

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is faithful already who cheats on his

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faithful wife

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does all this in front of her eyes managed to be

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jealous of her for her best

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friend so this game game she she she is the

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best overall she has the most points

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because she agreed to some kind and I

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Vologda

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being sugar mastic she spends the whole evening and

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clears the table she washes the dishes fashion

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sho it plays a simple cook you understand

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and all this is just for you to

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plunge into it but didn’t find out about the betrayal

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this is all a game and this group so once

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again happy new year to you

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I call him

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chicken I'm waiting for you on the street crevice

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like

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but

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here

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and

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conduct

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Description:

Очень запутанная история «Кушать подано» перекочевала на экраны со сцены и наверное поэтому получилась такой по-театральному живой и интересной, блистательная комедия с участием великолепно раскрывшихся в легком жанре Балуева, Рутберг, Лыкова, Ароновой и Красько .Люди часто врут и притворяются. А еще они врут и притворяются, что не знают о лжи и притворстве других. Но когда-нибудь сложная цепочка «он знает, что она знает, что он знает…» рвется, и правду приходится признавать. Герои этой истории сами загнали себя в патовую ситуацию, и неизбежная развязка настигла их в самую волшебную ночь в году. Жена собирается провести Новый год с мамой. Понимающий Муж скрепя сердце отпускает любимую… и планирует «романтик» с Любовницей. Супруга узнает о планах благоверного и решает нагрянуть с проверкой. Муж срочно вызывает на подмогу друга. Друг, а по совместительству любовник Жены, с которым она на самом деле хотела провести праздники, спешит на выручку. Тем временем в дом приезжает приглашенная кухарка, а вот Любовница пока задерживается… год 2005 страна Украина режиссер Максим Паперник сценарий Владимир Зеленский, Борис Шефир, Сергей Шефир продюсер Алексей Гончаренко оператор Вячеслав Лазарев композитор Геннадий Крупник художник Родион Молодиченко, Анна Молодиченко монтаж Артем Плужаров, Андрей Боутенок, Александр Стогний

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