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[music]00:00:04
partner of the KVN games Tinkoff Bank00:00:07
we will continue to act00:00:09
[music]00:00:28
[applause]00:00:33
[music]00:00:41
[applause]00:00:49
get married00:00:52
good evening friends the Premier League season00:00:56
is entering the home stretch of course00:00:59
the pandemic has made certain adjustments00:01:01
we had to slightly change the00:01:03
structure of our tournament today we have the 3rd00:01:06
semi-final game, we continue to light up00:01:10
the stars00:01:11
[applause]00:01:13
[music]00:01:23
six teams will take to this stage today,00:01:26
two of them will directly get to the finals of the00:01:29
2020 season and of course our00:01:33
respected jury will decide who00:01:35
these lucky ones will be, the composition of which is00:01:38
Russian Sangaji Tarbaev oil from the00:01:41
friendship of peoples the team of St. Petersburg00:01:48
is represented by the famous showman and00:01:50
TV presenter Dmitry Khrustalev, the00:02:00
champion above the lady in the KVN team00:02:03
maximum city of Tomsk, Mikhail Bashkatov, the00:02:13
champion in the Belarusian00:02:15
State University,00:02:17
Vadim Galygin and the sports station00:02:25
are represented by Dmitry each, and00:02:33
different schools of different directions00:02:36
are represented by the teams of our respected jury00:02:39
and you can even say different generations00:02:41
in the sock00:02:42
in general we start the game00:02:44
[applause]00:02:51
[music] the00:02:54
team is separated from the final by only one00:02:56
competition00:02:57
this competition will be greetings and00:02:59
opens our game team seagull00:03:03
cheboksary00:03:04
[applause]00:03:11
again movements in the direction and according to the00:03:14
format00:03:15
expected and begins love00:03:19
[music]00:03:27
[music]00:03:30
kill00:03:34
[music]00:03:44
good evening on stage dance00:03:46
comedy group and Cheboksary yes yes00:03:48
yes the old duck before her death screamed00:03:53
and shouted but danced like this dance00:03:58
team we are starting especially for us00:04:00
today00:04:02
[applause]00:04:15
people who speak and theirs let's00:04:19
stick together, otherwise I did00:04:21
n’t win this war alone, so imagine00:04:30
the governor on the city day threw all the00:04:32
money not for fireworks,00:04:33
it’s asphalt on the city day people only00:04:41
in a month for me guys revenge this salad00:04:43
won’t last, let’s celebrate today00:04:46
[applause]00:04:57
what if they don’t whistle at you on the trail00:05:02
of a Caucasian, so I’m the one who was eager, and when00:05:11
you walk through the park,00:05:13
you can hear a lot of such sounds from the bushes00:05:15
and I’m thinking of flying for two weeks, the Putin00:05:18
guys went with a check for six months already,00:05:23
what do you think, the homeless can already00:05:25
go out, well, probably00:05:35
am. ru are you the mayor and now I don’t even00:05:41
know you goodbye00:05:43
[applause]00:05:53
but there is something that if a guy invited himself to a00:05:58
rock concert then you don’t have to wash your hair00:06:06
and someday this was supposed to happen00:06:10
a traffic cop on the highway stopped a doctor at your place00:06:13
Your temperature is above 35 degrees00:06:26
.00:06:30
show me the policy then let's go to my00:06:37
department or maybe abra stones and love we'll deliver00:06:41
the distance00:06:42
[music]00:06:43
[applause]00:06:54
what if a girl is going to00:06:58
buy leopard-print leggings so she00:07:01
may not lose weight in the summer and from the box it’s not always00:07:09
possible to understand who in the yard they are going to bury00:07:11
children00:07:14
[music]00:07:17
spore it’s not like Putin has definitely left, yes, it’s good for00:07:22
you, you’re the main one to carry me out of the city,00:07:24
and then I’ll do it myself00:07:26
[applause]00:07:39
but there is something that doesn’t matter what your name is,00:07:43
the main thing is that it’s not outside the Moscow Ring Road,00:07:51
often when we take money from our00:07:53
parents, we always give it they were on time and00:07:56
so very principled parents, did you00:07:58
find the suckers where our 500,000 that these00:08:04
borrowed, but I will return the purchase of the car to the map,00:08:07
of course you will return it, but first, fulfill00:08:10
our conditions, firstly, set up a00:08:12
Wi-Fi router00:08:13
and secondly, register your mother on Tik00:08:16
Tok, it’s good to go to work I'll00:08:18
go, go from the abundant go-go00:08:22
[applause]00:08:34
I have bills, if you have a good00:08:37
reason, then the number can be announced from behind00:08:40
the scenes,00:08:44
so imagine the desk of a passport office worker was00:08:47
stolen00:08:51
[applause]00:08:59
hello, this is the passport office,00:09:05
this is the passport office without steel, give00:09:10
me back my desk so for this you need00:09:13
two photographs 3 by 4 and a certificate from your00:09:17
place of work by the way now you won’t be able to00:09:20
leave for lunch because the lunch sign00:09:23
was in the table give me back my table it’s00:09:27
impossible for him I have lunch00:09:37
and it’s time to introduce myself I’m Yulia00:09:42
Vasilyeva and if there’s a last name I can’t00:09:46
hold on to anymore, the head of Roscosmos suggested00:09:54
coloring our space rockets,00:09:56
and Khokhloma ran up and we think that00:09:59
now the rocket launch should look00:10:01
like real Russian folk00:10:03
festivals00:10:08
[music]00:10:13
today, class, we’ll see you off, look00:10:20
what a miracle that Roscosmos is, a stray00:10:24
woman00:10:27
[music]00:10:30
and00:10:34
look at them that they are not an astronaut00:10:37
they will not crack you oh this is a spacesuit of00:10:41
new bark wow lean on the launch00:10:48
and don’t be afraid of overload gifts00:10:51
specific drying for everyone space00:10:55
everyone start to pray bring brushwood I00:11:00
bills 3400:11:11
country00:11:12
painted rockets00:11:14
but if you try to solve the afterburner from home00:11:18
I was able to do this,00:11:20
and of course, the mask will be00:11:24
all over00:11:25
[applause]00:11:35
and in conclusion, I did the math and realized00:11:44
that the total age of our team and the00:11:47
total age of the jury00:11:49
coincide, well, peers, take the finals of the00:11:54
adult team, and before you we were inferior to00:12:04
you,00:12:08
well00:12:09
[applause]00:12:15
Tinkoff Bank is a reliable partner of the KVN games00:12:19
Tinkoff Bank we will continue to act00:12:21
we will move on on stage00:12:25
the team of former Tula will greet00:12:28
friends [applause]00:12:33
[music]00:12:34
[applause] [music]00:12:40
well hello prime minister k on stage former00:12:43
by the way in Russia according to statistics there are now00:12:45
a lot of former00:12:46
former entrepreneurs we will reduce00:12:53
actually met and broke up00:12:55
because indecisive why am I00:12:57
indecisive well let's see well let's00:12:59
see for the first time there was a wedding of 200:13:03
geese00:13:06
well you see even the goose was able to00:13:10
propose to a non-anatomist the bride00:13:13
is prettier and don't pay attention to the00:13:20
few stupid sense of humor normal00:13:22
my feeling humor, well, you knew that00:13:24
both of them were to blame for the breakup00:13:26
[laughter]00:13:28
[applause]00:13:29
[laughter]00:13:32
but you have to pay tribute to denis, he always00:13:35
said bad compliments, I just00:13:38
took the name of the air freshener and00:13:39
added the name00:13:41
denis that my alpine freshness but don’t be00:13:49
angry with the sea breeze00:13:53
[ music]00:13:58
[applause]00:14:04
quality it is a00:14:05
decoy for rich men, look, look,00:14:07
trampling, I don’t want to upset you, but00:14:11
Scrooge McDuck is a fictional character,00:14:13
and so smart, it’s00:14:15
really strange that a man is a00:14:18
hunter, I’m a game action, you just carry the game all the time00:14:21
because you’re sick of it, okay, Ben, I’m not00:14:23
talking now I had a difficult choice, a00:14:25
hot brunette and a passionate blond approached me at the same time,00:14:29
guess who the new guy is, both00:14:32
[laughter]00:14:46
and I can’t stop looking at the beauty,00:14:50
you’re talking about our uniform, no, we stand right in00:14:53
beauty,00:14:54
and San Sanych is the most handsome, like a green00:14:57
apple denis course padi 1000 here and where00:15:04
else should I be00:15:05
but I don’t know where in this kind of thing you’re going to in00:15:07
a traffic jam or in tic tac in short I’m fed up with00:15:12
your friend so I invited my00:15:14
sidekick to the team and he’s00:15:16
building you a [ __ ] Kostya00:15:23
tinting and I love you my00:15:25
Far Eastern Chloe00:15:32
Danchik advised where to put the bucket for him,00:15:35
I understood, great Danchik, let’s00:15:38
quickly change the handle,00:15:40
let go of it a little,00:15:41
I said that I went to00:15:42
throw out the garbage in Moscow, so as not to00:15:45
litter Tula, and if Lerochka finds out that you00:15:50
are cheating, how will it be shown on TV,00:15:53
but it’s still surprising that they are00:15:54
deceiving you on TV,00:16:02
okay, let’s have a coven paper party, to be00:16:06
honest, I don’t really understand your knees, that’s00:16:08
who in the Premier League is the00:16:09
main station on or Alexander00:16:11
Vasilyevich00:16:12
both listen, no,00:16:19
how was the final, no, there was finance and sunshine00:16:31
in me, Claire, pair of glasses, you’re back for yours,00:16:34
clerk the most beautiful faster, I want Claire00:16:37
glasses, I’m already sick, take it away, I00:16:44
usually have nuts of peace on stage, we begin to declare the former a00:16:46
sheep or a goat00:16:51
[applause]00:16:59
and so that Denis has a reason to drink every day,00:17:04
he has solar00:17:06
lunar Gregorian and even country00:17:08
calendars hanging at his house,00:17:09
and now imagine the guys00:17:12
mixed everything up and took a box of champagne for fishing00:17:14
without Kolya, pass the00:17:29
fairy Alex motel to catch pike on a model and this is00:17:32
bad manners00:17:33
and what is needed to get a buzz such music00:17:36
such an atmosphere00:17:40
[applause]00:17:41
[music]00:17:48
and Denis does not need to wait with the army because a00:17:53
fat asthmatic is not needed neither women are00:17:55
at war, but we all sometimes make00:18:02
mistakes at work, so imagine a00:18:05
deputy accidentally opened not a strip club00:18:07
but a kindergarten, but they will grow up00:18:12
[music]00:18:14
[applause]00:18:21
and some people overestimate00:18:25
their own abilities at the casting,00:18:28
which means you want to outshine the bald one00:18:31
brothers committing probably, well, well,00:18:35
how many of you are partners? I00:19:03
already00:19:05
showed you, I’m kicking you out with whom you will00:19:08
play, well, for example, with Dmitry Hrista00:19:11
left, I can smoke you and can you please, but00:19:13
the scenes you want don’t be shy00:19:14
[music]00:19:20
[applause]00:19:21
[music]00:19:30
nothing, it was possible before Samsonovich when00:19:33
you were already all river from the former fear then00:19:36
below [music]00:19:44
[music]00:19:46
sitting here sitting here is another person’s00:19:48
weakness is my weakness so you’re still here00:19:52
[music]00:19:53
[applause]00:19:56
[music]00:20:04
on stage former Smitty we actually00:20:08
met and hung out classmates who is00:20:11
now the top of the head00:20:14
[music]00:20:20
Katya don’t scare00:20:22
he got too close for him, how are you00:20:31
a drake, well, why did you fly south together from00:20:39
[music]00:20:41
healthy, let’s quickly,00:20:43
the girl let me go a little bit, I00:20:46
said that I went to throw out the garbage,00:20:48
ask in Moscow, taking into account Fury,00:20:51
you’re crazy, in general, our inferiority doesn’t00:20:52
look good00:21:02
about luck to tell Moscow,00:21:12
well, so as not to clog up Tula, you see,00:21:15
the hitch was not so funny reviews00:21:19
okay, better tell me, I do00:21:21
n’t really understand your show business, so who’s in charge at00:21:23
the evening Urgant, you or Urgant00:21:26
both,00:21:34
I sincerely think so, I’m saying nothing00:21:38
surprising they are deceiving you on TV00:21:45
so Dmitry we go to the thumbnails00:21:48
to talk and begin the sheep from St. Petersburg00:21:53
waltzing waltzing place00:22:00
[applause]00:22:16
at the casting it00:22:33
means you want to outshine the bald one from the00:22:36
brothers [applause]00:22:40
no but you have at least somehow prepared00:22:45
[applause]00:22:56
Albin you look come to your senses come to your senses00:23:01
Dmitry, this is for you, but the artist00:23:24
Dmitry, you know, it probably won’t work out on00:23:27
the basis of the team,00:23:28
you know, you just need to sincerely00:23:31
hate the ex with all your heart, but00:23:34
I can humiliate this likeness of a man as much00:23:36
as I want00:23:39
[applause]00:23:48
[music]00:23:52
[applause]00:23:53
[music] the00:23:59
team of exes performed for you if00:24:02
you don’t want to join our team, delete00:24:04
the correspondence00:24:06
[applause]00:24:14
now I’m undergoing free00:24:16
investment training, and I’m also earning money for it00:24:18
all online 10 tasks and for each00:24:20
you get shares, install the00:24:22
investment tinks app, take the training course00:24:25
and receive a gift package of shares worth00:24:27
up to 25 thousand rubles00:24:29
we continue on stage, a team of young00:24:32
Rosatom scientists00:24:34
[applause]00:24:49
but who realized that electrostatics happened, do00:24:53
you think everyone remembers what00:24:56
electrostatics is and about the plus and minus00:24:59
goals of us scientists good evening friends00:25:02
[applause]00:25:07
[music]00:25:11
well friends semi-final00:25:15
what happened friends I apologize00:25:22
Tadashi, our slightly crazy00:25:24
scientist, who works on nuclear00:25:26
reactors, let me remind you what will happen if00:25:28
something goes wrong at your work, spectacular. 2020,00:25:33
even on the first channel somehow a diet,00:25:40
what is it, these are clothes for00:25:41
experiments, here are clothes for00:25:43
experiments and what can you get?00:26:05
why did I go into science,00:26:09
but for the sake of money, girls, fame, that is, I did00:26:12
n’t understand where I was going absolutely00:26:15
friends, I apologize, these are our bachelors,00:26:17
well, while the laurels are people who came out of00:26:20
the university, they00:26:27
invented something interesting, we had00:26:29
no time, we trained a laboratory monkey00:26:32
to defuse a bomb, oh, what a result,00:26:34
no we know why cool scientists don’t00:26:36
turn around when there’s an explosion, but stand in your00:26:40
place, idiots, what do you even live on from00:26:43
donations and stop calling00:26:45
presidential grants that way, why do they00:26:54
only give them to you, and for our00:26:56
inventions they noticed that smartphones00:26:59
are being produced in larger sizes every year,00:27:01
we are the first with the topic wandered into the longest00:27:03
phone in the world, vibrating alert, yes, the door is not enough,00:27:15
Allah already say that, I’ll00:27:19
ask the exam, no, mom didn’t pass00:27:22
the demand, why yes, they burned the phone,00:27:32
hear, maybe we can talk through the headphones,00:27:34
but stop seeing, I came up with something00:27:38
worthwhile00:27:40
[music]00:27:45
well, colleagues,00:27:53
you coons look betil pentan got okay00:28:01
colleagues now that there are real00:28:03
scientists physics mathematics on stage this well this00:28:06
what do you call a person who spent four years00:28:08
at university learning to hold a conversation with a00:28:10
taxi driver Duma doesn’t exactly say Aria00:28:12
what are you kidding me we by the way00:28:15
are working together until we are just00:28:17
developing rockets and you are a humanist, you can00:28:19
only come up with a name, by the way,00:28:21
an order, tell me why Satan sounds00:28:24
cool, cool, and why then are they Vin00:28:26
Diesel, Vin Diesel, unpatriotic, he is not00:28:28
ours, and Satan is just Hayek, I just took a00:28:35
DNA test and found out that he is 90 percent,00:28:38
I am Russian, she is00:28:39
10 percent, and I hope the patients are with00:28:41
me, you00:28:49
even understand that we need our00:28:51
performance to be liked only by the smart00:28:53
public, but also by those who answer by voice,00:29:03
so let’s knock down the degree00:29:05
of science a little, friends, meet this Nastya, a00:29:12
special person for lowering the kiu, the00:29:15
master always carries a swimsuit with her00:29:17
because her relative00:29:18
said at the register that we have to wait for the second00:29:20
wave,00:29:27
so you can study physics and00:29:29
mathematics like us, they do all sorts of nonsense, since00:29:31
when is sex nonsense, we00:29:43
invented a portal to the past, what kind of nonsense is that,00:29:45
your Uzbagoy oh00:29:56
-pa,00:29:58
turn on what is not romantic00:30:00
[music]00:30:05
do you know what a boson is There is no Higgs, you00:30:10
will find out if you spend the night with me,00:30:12
hear, I want this Higgs boson00:30:16
without interfering with the pamiral interesting google00:30:19
June, the phone is always from mine, I don’t know how to mine,00:30:21
what are you trying to achieve,00:30:33
stop, both of you, I00:30:35
have never seen a single normal invention of yours,00:30:37
now you will see00:30:39
[music]00:30:45
[applause]00:30:47
it would be better not to see this man with00:30:50
the head of a dog heard about the new vaccine00:30:53
from the side effects of 1 and that on00:31:01
significant so the balls we feel great00:31:04
after the operation00:31:05
galloping waltz showing correctly00:31:13
who yesterday on Instagram all night long liked the crusts00:31:16
ashamed yes well let's say and what00:31:23
This hybrid of yours has practical00:31:25
benefits, it’s better than any dog at looking for drugs,00:31:28
look, stop it, I understand00:31:41
this is some kind of nonsense, there is something else,00:31:43
naturally, I hope it’s not a dog with a00:31:46
human head, well, don’t throw it away,00:31:48
take it away00:31:52
[applause] [music]00:32:04
friends friends about this year, for00:32:06
objective reasons, the Olympics did not take place00:32:08
in Tokyo and we were not able to00:32:10
cheer for our athletes, so00:32:12
let's direct all our accumulated patriotism00:32:14
to the winners of the00:32:16
international mathematics Olympiads00:32:19
[music]00:32:24
[applause]00:32:25
[music]00:32:29
well, like eagles,00:32:34
handsome titans no, unconvincing, okay00:32:39
then let's call the real one a professional00:32:41
person who doesn’t care what to be00:32:43
happy about, as long as it’s Russian, meet the00:32:45
answers of the province00:32:48
[applause]00:32:55
here they are, here they are, the sons00:33:00
of my mother’s friends,00:33:06
they divided the whole world into zero and the pulse00:33:09
cannot be divided into zero, but who lock up Russia,00:33:16
these guys gave us the opportunity00:33:20
to tell the whole world Pythagoras is00:33:23
ours, well that the titans couriers how are00:33:32
you going to tell me00:33:33
how much Petya has both in how many hours the00:33:36
pool has accumulated there nicotine lives00:33:43
against the current the truth is that they want the hypotenuse shorter00:33:48
[applause]00:34:03
good afternoon the anti-doping committee the00:34:06
need to give a date MTS doping test00:34:09
you look at them what kind of doping test00:34:13
where are they here I'm talking about you Dmitry00:34:15
gave us away you pencils won't catch up with us00:34:19
once and I'm in this fraction00:34:22
[applause]00:34:45
yes yes yes Dmitry Guberniev on the first00:34:48
channel although when he's on the second it's00:34:50
also barely audible on the first channel okay00:34:53
friends but there's a lot of ending scientists,00:34:56
but they are all different, if a physicist00:34:59
sees a black sheep through the train window, he will say there00:35:01
are sheep here and at least one of them is00:35:03
black; a mathematician there are sheep here and00:35:06
at least one god of one of them is black; and a00:35:08
humanist and a humanist walks on the00:35:10
train; we buy crossword puzzle nuts00:35:21
with you there was a team of young scientists00:35:24
Rusat and once pera Duster friends00:35:27
[applause]00:35:38
we continue on stage KVN plus team00:35:41
7 door I would smoke a pipe if I were a00:35:55
sailor00:35:56
my sail is blown by thousands of winds and00:36:03
the lamp is even louder photo and hello everyone today00:36:10
we will explain why 1000 times we00:36:15
perform without music and if anyone is not00:36:20
interested, you can rewind that's why00:36:33
they thought oceans steel I like it00:36:39
like miniatures let's go00:36:43
miniature 100:36:45
caterpillar can't turn into a00:36:48
beautiful butterfly00:36:58
I'll be a feminist oceans store I00:37:05
like it like00:37:09
musk ox thought about his origin00:37:18
[applause] I00:37:20
like it, I like it, the ladybug00:37:24
flew to the sky, it turned out that there is no God,00:37:29
well, whose ladybug am I now they have become I00:37:37
like it, I like it, the00:37:43
Germans live in the basement of the 74 year old Borussia Bayern 22,00:37:53
we showed this at the last game00:37:56
for sure, well, let's check with the folder 74 year the00:38:05
Germans live in the basement00:38:10
Borussia Bayern 2200:38:16
we showed this exactly that year, well,00:38:21
let’s check00:38:26
with the grandmother ’74 the Germans live in the basement00:38:38
Borussia Bayern 2200:38:43
[applause]00:38:47
but in short, they showed that they thought we would00:38:50
fall in the oceans of steel I like it, I00:38:54
like it,00:39:02
many claim that the creativity is ours00:39:06
team it’s unclear then how do you explain the00:39:11
presence of followers with oceans of steel00:39:18
I like it like Barash is00:39:28
rewatching season 1 of Smeshariki00:39:33
what a fool I was they thought we would fall00:39:41
oh place I like it I like00:39:47
the boy woke up in the morning and he had 12800:39:53
missed from Boris Grachevsky00:39:57
[applause]00:40:10
our mother is closed by the00:40:17
oceans of steel I like it I like it00:40:26
at my grandmother's00:40:29
74 year old the Germans live in the basement no no this has00:40:35
already been shown thank you they thought we00:40:39
would fall by the oceans store I like it I00:40:43
like the00:40:50
KVN plus 7 team performed in front of you00:40:54
kiss the women the rails00:40:56
we are going to the final your girl00:41:00
[music ]00:41:12
we continue the press competition on stage with the00:41:14
team 1930 Rostov-on-Don00:41:18
and it turned out that today’s semi-final00:41:20
coincided with the day of the city of Rostov-on-Don00:41:23
so meet00:41:25
[music]00:41:32
alibi for up to 11 today you are simply00:41:36
great this song I have already heard00:41:40
who listen to another one sings Vladimir00:41:43
Markin sings about Rostov00:41:49
performs in Miami I was invited00:41:51
to this I said it all Dan kill I love00:41:55
only one city in the world dear kindling and to00:41:58
move to the Don I’m ready for me it’s not difficult I’ll00:42:02
adapt I’m00:42:04
ready to kiss Rostov and the Rostov00:42:07
region00:42:10
[music]00:42:14
there is still just as good definitely Albina and00:42:18
Markin too oh and wait you00:42:21
Gennady windows joked with our guys to the00:42:24
main TV channel of the country meet o r00:42:28
p00:42:29
[music]00:42:37
on stage 1930 hello today we have the00:42:41
greatest chance of getting to the final00:42:43
because in Rostov there is something that is not in Moscow00:42:45
or I will demonstrate unemployment, and00:42:50
in our speech you can add00:42:52
a little00:42:53
intelligence, a sensible sentence, go away,00:42:56
why did you say that we are stupid to say this00:42:59
and the person who at the zoo00:43:01
wrote king before the word lion before in nature a00:43:03
[ __ ] could have written after the word lion00:43:05
well, how can you not you understand that00:43:09
we need a scandal to go further, let's00:43:12
just spread the rumor that I am the sister of San00:43:14
Sanych, that is, the daughter of Alexandra00:43:16
Vasilyevich,00:43:17
and it turns out even cooler guys, what kind of00:43:21
stupidity is the jury of the series, adults,00:43:23
and why should we joke about the village Vela00:43:25
Ribo and Vela Badge, let's check it like a squirrel00:43:31
communication in pleasure just add water00:43:34
invite channel zero for dandy Vladimir00:43:37
Gennadievich00:43:39
[applause]00:43:41
[music]00:43:45
Dyson00:43:47
Ilya Baum before you a summons from the military registration and enlistment office00:43:54
as they do it, by the way, I’m the00:43:58
right place for you in the army, I don’t think that’s why00:44:01
you’re in the army00:44:05
Ilyukha's place glasses forgot who's sitting there thoughts on the jury it's00:44:08
not like what the hell didn't00:44:12
come out it's Khrustalev you're completely idiots00:44:18
I'm certainly not a music teacher I00:44:21
heard a note of aggression so go away00:44:27
losers00:44:32
hey bartender we as usual go away00:44:35
losers00:44:36
as usual00:44:39
[music]00:44:42
guys cool cool just super you00:44:45
performed so poorly that now we are definitely going to00:44:46
get to the finals Vova we foresaw00:44:48
yours would be a putt and therefore we have00:44:50
the ideal schemes for winning attention00:44:53
to the screen pelageya enemies collagen and lags00:44:57
pelagea pelagea good deeds game to get00:44:59
you ok00:45:00
elagin collagen00:45:01
[music]00:45:05
[applause]00:45:09
you just need to give flowers pelagea but in00:45:12
fat no didn’t drink heine basically00:45:14
girls then I’ll give flowers to just the00:45:16
person dearest to me00:45:19
[music]00:45:34
and [music]00:45:47
[music]00:45:51
san sanych you all thought I was a kamikaze at00:45:56
San Sanych and says that from someone more expensive,00:45:59
in general, this is a compliment of course for00:46:02
flowers, I’ll give Dashka you saw how she00:46:05
reacted, the evening will be fabulous, we’re all00:46:07
finishing00:46:09
[music]00:46:10
[applause] [00:46:16
music]00:46:17
[applause]00:46:21
you know, we tried to perform today in00:46:23
such a way that Absolutely all viewers will like it00:46:24
because they like Lyusha, not the00:46:27
swans, sitting above, so you can kiwi confuse us with a swan,00:46:30
it’s that political scientist00:46:32
ethologist Ilyusha, don’t interfere, you’re constantly00:46:36
interfering with our performance guys, I00:46:38
looked here, well, you’re talking some kind of twisted nonsense, an00:46:40
honest rumor about some- then00:46:42
understand insidious, natural, even at the first, the00:46:45
vocal kivin was not on the jury, here is the00:46:48
proof, so this golden00:46:52
Kevin almost said the swans of00:46:55
this golden Kevin, but here I got a little00:46:58
mixed up, okay, everything doesn’t happen to anyone,00:47:04
well then you country can win, of00:47:07
course let's sing my song and win that it's so00:47:09
simple we'll sing your song we'll win00:47:11
boy my this song is 30 years old Slavic00:47:15
other bazaars I'm trashing00:47:21
let's sing00:47:23
let's sing white bird cherry grew in the spring00:47:32
just like we did hello we00:47:36
separated them with you one movie00:47:41
and00:47:42
[music]00:47:45
white thanks00:47:53
[applause ]00:48:04
we thank the government of Moscow for their00:48:07
help in organizing the KVN games,00:48:09
our greeting ends as well as00:48:12
all three semi-finals of the KVN team00:48:15
Vologda Roses and Nizhny Novgorod00:48:17
[applause]00:48:24
[music]00:48:30
100:48:34
good afternoon dear friends on stage the00:48:36
KVN team Vologda Roses after the broadcast00:48:39
past games to we gained popularity,00:48:41
our main actress Anechka was even00:48:44
invited to Moscow for her dream job00:48:46
[music]00:48:54
well, they didn’t order anything and I’m not here for you, I have00:48:57
food for the jury here,00:48:59
at least it’s hot, and at the entrance they00:49:01
took everyone’s temperature Dmitry and there wasn’t anything dark, I’m00:49:07
white for you porous,00:49:09
by the way, you're in luck, for the 3rd sunset there will be a00:49:11
100 percent discount, just like this one, and00:49:15
today we have another promotion, I'll torture you with the00:49:17
first Galygin in the hall Vadim00:49:26
if you want and we'll make everything official00:49:29
Vadim Cherkashin don't think so I'll00:49:33
roll you up where you saw it so the tank was00:49:35
rolling up, I specifically run over00:49:40
them, and by the way, I’m getting along, it looks like he was00:49:44
acting in a comedy club, I also gave my00:49:47
best years to rich Armenians,00:49:54
she told me honestly, I had a chance with you00:49:59
and there was sex, you’re a complete fool, some of00:50:03
your jokes are the same subject matter but00:50:05
life is rich, you are an oppressor prostrate and00:50:08
from and snail pathik she I am actually a00:50:10
versatile person and from all sides00:50:12
a loser but San Sanych loves us more00:50:16
so San Sanych let’s touch00:50:18
something and by the way the KVN host has a00:50:20
hard job, the end of a hard00:50:22
computer game when you choose the regime00:50:24
in the same place, the easy norms are all hard and the host of KVN are00:50:32
you not afraid to say this from the stage,00:50:35
my dears, the only thing I’m afraid of is if00:50:37
in the Nizhny Novgorod metro he notices an owl00:50:39
booth escalators instead of me now there’s a00:50:40
sack of potatoes sitting by the way, friends,00:50:43
come to us, we’re all waiting for guests00:50:46
Vladislav, why the team invites a crowd of00:50:49
strangers to visit them, as00:50:52
if the audience doesn’t understand, as if00:50:55
such a situation could happen in the hall00:51:00
[applause]00:51:03
Galya, I don’t want to go to Cheboksary00:51:21
but they’re waiting, well then let’s go00:51:29
[applause]00:51:31
[music]00:51:40
imagine a woman pretending to be a00:51:43
pear chair so that you can eat for free at night you00:51:46
keita with it was my secret just announce the number00:51:51
well in every kindergarten there was such a00:51:55
girl creature00:52:00
[music]00:52:07
me00:52:09
andthere are00:52:14
friends lately wait this is00:52:18
who else is showing off constantly you pull00:52:20
the blanket over yourself and we decided to change the00:52:22
captain this Now the girls00:52:25
have found such a profitable rate, it’s Dasha and unlike00:52:29
you, she agrees to everything, so Edik then get the hell out00:52:32
of here, according to00:52:41
Anya, you yourself wanted to invite the jock to the team00:52:44
and I wanted to invite her, but she did00:52:47
n’t drag him to the stage00:52:49
[music]00:52:53
just00:52:57
imagine Alexander Vasilyevich00:52:59
is teaching his son how to conduct KVN Sasha just announce00:53:03
1930 watch00:53:12
porridge I understood the case with the club00:53:24
and00:53:27
[music]00:53:29
stop we dropped a00:53:32
long time ago almost immediately00:53:42
friends and now we are watching and recognizing ourselves00:53:46
Vladislav why do the teams say we are watching00:53:50
we are recognizing ourselves00:53:51
you the audience does not understand as if in the00:53:53
hall this situation could happen00:54:02
Galya I don’t redeem with my00:54:07
soul and I’m telling you00:54:24
Elisa well yes I don’t recognize myself at all00:54:30
give and my dear mother doesn’t recognize00:54:42
imagine a woman decided to arrange a00:54:44
romantic photo shoot in a field of rye and00:54:47
left the resettled woman without a harvest Sasha I00:54:51
can’t live without photographs00:54:53
and my parents can’t live without food,00:54:56
shut up, you failed, I take00:55:00
such risks every day battery numbers00:55:08
usually guys stare at beautiful00:55:11
girls in quiet00:55:12
girls in this regard are not00:55:14
shy at all and so in the cinemas the00:55:16
young man and Talas knees are trembling00:55:20
or you sent the alphabet mor help you00:55:22
tap out By the way, my name is Angela00:55:25
Genrikhovna,00:55:26
it’s like a prostitute from the theater,00:55:36
if you think that I’m fresh enough for you,00:55:38
believe me, I’m collecting what today I wo00:55:41
n’t be a woman from the back, you seemed00:55:43
yes, come pretty from the back, but in general,00:55:46
Kim Kardashian00:55:56
[applause]00:55:59
I think that’s all not that after all, the00:56:01
semi-final is the time to surprise Vladislav,00:56:12
why do teams say that the semi-final is the00:56:14
time to surprise, as if the audience doesn’t00:56:17
understand, as if such a situation could happen in the hall00:56:25
[music]00:56:30
gaia00:56:32
I’m not buying Osho semi-final, it’s time00:56:36
to surprise, well, pull your finger00:56:43
[ applause]00:56:46
become a bit of a cat that you can00:56:49
just Nikita on can you just our00:56:51
performance don’t interfere like that guys at home00:56:54
raider discuss why instead of00:56:56
turbo chewing gum in my dressing room I have some kind of00:56:58
rotten cheesecake and how fun it is as00:57:05
if my dad came into the room at a birthday party00:57:07
and the youth is trying to amuse the00:57:08
sense of pants00:57:17
Nikita why are you back at the premiere you00:57:20
probably don’t remember something I ca00:57:22
n’t crush it anymore he’s walnuts by the way00:57:25
Palych fell help yourself this ball from00:57:29
Lipetsk should help us00:57:30
lying on the forehead written by the municipality like this00:57:34
giant forehead,00:57:43
listen, I don’t hit women then, but for you, it’s00:57:46
generally not clear why they called him,00:57:50
but we’ll think that you can start something up,00:57:53
that he and I can start up a tire service, and by00:57:56
the way, I have ideas for attracting00:58:00
clients, well, something like this is a franchise00:58:07
for imbecility What are you saying, my00:58:11
grandfather fought with the French,00:58:20
by the way, guys, what do you think, if I00:58:24
lick the electrical panel in winter, I’m stuck to it, I’m going00:58:26
to get sick to hell, but here you00:58:29
have to try, so become00:58:47
about your devil coverage of this, they also called it,00:58:52
let’s show the number that I00:58:54
came up with 100:58:57
[applause ]00:59:00
[music]00:59:01
[applause]00:59:03
[music]00:59:05
friends, few people know what happens00:59:08
at school when night falls and the doors00:59:10
close, so let’s imagine night school00:59:13
buffet00:59:17
guess who00:59:19
water someone what am I doing wrong I00:59:28
look like you have something delicious they are up00:59:31
for children and I brought this meat here, maybe we’ll crumble00:59:36
the borscht, he catches it and I’m already a little in my00:59:43
left hand, he’ll leave me in my left hand,00:59:45
and oops, and I have a gift for those, for00:59:52
some reason you smeared rotana on the table, this00:59:57
will happen with everyone, then it’s suitable for you,01:00:00
listen you and I have been dating for a long time and01:00:03
today I decided to say my leg01:00:06
is giving way okay go close the door01:00:12
why have I turned on I say close the door01:00:27
[applause]01:00:34
guys I just wanted to ask you you are from01:00:37
Nizhny Novgorod01:00:38
and why are you called Vologda dews01:00:43
Vologda dews is a metaphor for something01:00:47
transparent and pure to him like that for01:00:49
our viewers cool cool and ask01:00:55
me why loud cats01:00:57
Nikita why loud cats loud cats01:01:01
this is a metaphor for01:01:10
teams Vologda rochas01:01:12
this is Nikitin everything happens hugs Ivanovich01:01:16
glasses01:01:17
[applause]01:01:34
Tinkoff Bank reliable partner of KVN games01:01:38
Tinkoff Bank we will continue to act01:01:42
this is all that prepared teams for us01:01:45
and we invite them to the stage01:01:46
[applause]01:01:47
[music]01:01:52
[applause]01:01:58
[applause]01:02:04
so friends, the game itself was01:02:07
interesting but probably our jury01:02:11
may have different opinions and so01:02:14
let’s listen to Dmitry and the Countess was but honestly01:02:20
cool she was cool half of it01:02:24
was really incendiary, very cool and01:02:27
I want to, I think you understand everything and from01:02:30
the reaction you could feel who succeeded and01:02:32
who didn’t and I want to wish all those who won’t01:02:35
pass guys the main thing is not to be upset01:02:37
move and stick to your line thank you01:02:40
very much thank you Dmitry Khrustalev01:02:44
oh guys you’re great made the old people laugh, we01:02:48
really laughed from the heart, the bear and I01:02:50
definitely laughed Dimka smaller I did01:02:53
n’t look at the guys at all, but it was funny and what’s01:02:55
good is that we understand the quarterfinals01:02:57
were recently the finals were coming soon and you have funny01:03:01
material makes everything take it, in our years01:03:03
this didn’t happen honestly through the game01:03:05
good bad good but here everything is01:03:08
good and some people say KVN is01:03:10
not the same KVN guys good01:03:12
luck in the final Mikhail Bashkatov good01:03:16
evening to the shoulders and friends friends standing on01:03:21
stage and behind the scenes thank you very much01:03:23
for this game cool KVN01:03:29
finally here is the first one half01:03:32
was also not bad01:03:33
I visited all three and in fact I’m01:03:35
calm for who there are a lot of cool01:03:37
teams there’s what I don’t like who’s01:03:39
changing like this some other one he’s not01:03:42
exactly the same Dima but he’s cool yes yes01:03:47
these are the things yes these are new veins01:03:50
thanks to the teams, in fact, today01:03:52
there were strong teams, I especially01:03:57
liked the team that played01:03:58
Dmitry Khrustalev,01:03:59
but I’m not talking about the assembly of St. Petersburg01:04:01
about the01:04:02
former beautiful charming01:04:07
sweet rudeness and Vologda Rossa I01:04:10
heard a lot about you today I saw well, I01:04:13
really love your team now thank you01:04:16
bravo thank you sangaji tarbaev01:04:23
good evening you know I watched all three01:04:27
semi-finals, in fact each01:04:30
team had something to laugh at and I think01:04:32
that this is the most important achievement of this01:04:34
game and behind such streamlined01:04:38
wording I want to hide the result of01:04:40
today's game by passing this microphone to01:04:42
our Chrissy humor from Belarus to Vadim01:04:46
Ugol and well,01:04:49
good evening friends, let's applaud01:04:52
the guys who gave a01:04:54
wonderful great atmosphere today,01:04:59
in my opinion, it’s probably not worth01:05:03
talking now about who but he is always the one01:05:05
he always gives those unforgettable sensations01:05:07
this joy and vitamins in particular d01:05:10
that we we only get it by being01:05:12
here, let’s applaud the guys again,01:05:14
applaud yourself, the audience, because01:05:17
this is a mixture of everything cool, what’s01:05:19
happening on stage, all the reaction01:05:21
that’s happening in the hall, I’m a little01:05:23
jealous of the TV viewers who are now01:05:25
getting these positive emotions, and that is,01:05:27
you, considering the rules of the games01:05:35
Premier League, I still still require01:05:38
us to take only two teams,01:05:40
I actually our common decision for01:05:43
some, fortunately for some,01:05:45
unfortunately, forgive us and announce and01:05:47
so the final of the KVN Premier League 2020 is being01:05:52
held by the01:05:53
teams of the team of young scientists rusakova01:06:03
and the KVN team Vologda rosso01:06:14
thank you very much but but clearly clearly an01:06:18
ulcer I know this for a long time I’ve been all right like01:06:20
thank you guys there are two more teams01:06:23
that we propose to get to the final01:06:26
since I was in all three games this team is01:06:29
Plekhanov Street01:06:30
and another team that is in today01:06:37
one step left of success and it seems to us01:06:38
that she will decorate this final KVN01:06:41
team team former city of Tula01:06:46
thank you01:06:51
congratulations to the finalists of the 2020 season,01:06:55
see you at the final on Channel One bye01:07:13
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