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[music]00:00:07
Good evening, let's start our meeting00:00:09
and I want to say right away that you know, I'm00:00:14
worried, I'm generally worried before a red00:00:16
concert and the reason00:00:18
for my excitement is quite serious. The fact is that00:00:20
talented people always00:00:24
worry for a long time, you00:00:26
figure out who I00:00:28
praised, now I have to praise something - then to00:00:31
say good things about you, otherwise it will be00:00:33
dishonest, I now want to say some00:00:36
good words to you in the address of00:00:38
my viewers today. Indeed,00:00:40
over the last 10, maybe even 15 years, the00:00:43
viewers in my hall have begun to change00:00:45
much for the better. Apparently this is00:00:46
due to the fact that I began to speak on00:00:48
some Well, with age, a person seems to00:00:51
get wiser and begins to become smarter. Probably00:00:55
this also affected me. I began to talk about the00:00:58
history of our depth of our native speech,00:01:01
and people who had not walked before began to come,00:01:03
people who knew one thing Zadornov00:01:06
- this is laughing. there are some little00:01:10
laughs, we'll have a long concert somewhere00:01:13
at 12:00 at night, you'll start laughing just00:01:16
from hysterics that I've been holding you for so long and00:01:19
not letting you out, and the doors will be closed, you00:01:21
mean because this is a filming and00:01:24
I I began to notice that spectators began to come00:01:28
to my concerts who were interested in something and00:01:31
wanted to hear something interesting in addition to laughing. In00:01:33
addition, I began to00:01:36
share my In general, these vitamins are what00:01:39
I call them. I insert them into the concert;00:01:41
these vitamins began to interest00:01:43
the audience, that is the audience has become more00:01:45
intelligent, more educated. I00:01:47
just gave you00:01:49
a compliment. That’s another thing00:01:51
[music]00:01:53
is a matter of my00:01:57
pride.00:01:58
It’s really a matter of pride00:02:01
for me, and they are very young and00:02:04
more than half of the audience are under 30 years old. In00:02:07
some cities, even00:02:10
concert organizers in general tell me words of praise00:02:12
on this occasion in one city in the00:02:15
Urals I was recently on tour in the Urals00:02:19
to cities on the Volga and in one city00:02:22
in the Urals they told me such a compliment, I almost00:02:25
became arrogant, they said you have an audience00:02:27
younger than00:02:28
Kirkorov’s oh and in another city they said00:02:32
that you don’t even have aunts with00:02:34
chrysanthemums like00:02:37
Stas Mikhailov, I understand that the first rows don’t react00:02:39
because intelligent people00:02:41
simply don’t know who Mikhailov is and00:02:44
thank God I won’t explain, they even00:02:46
told me that my concert is more interesting00:02:48
than Volochkova’s00:02:50
forgive me for the last indecent word00:02:54
and I understand why00:02:58
young people come to me and tell me their point of view. The fact is00:03:01
that their life is a little complicated and I love them with00:03:05
love, young people, you00:03:07
will understand me correctly now, I lovingly explain to them00:03:11
why. They are00:03:13
idiots, you hear,00:03:15
he laughed but didn’t they know why And I00:03:19
tell them what the problem is and who00:03:22
else will tell them Today00:03:24
Look, the school doesn’t say anything, does00:03:26
n’t teach anything, instructions pour in every00:03:30
new one from the Ministry of Education The00:03:31
Ministry of Education, with my light00:03:33
hand, in Russia they call Mina00:03:35
Brazi, in principle, the minister is not a00:03:37
bad person, but he is a00:03:40
climber. What does education have to do with it, he00:03:43
recruited those officials to work for his00:03:47
team who have proven themselves well in the team,00:03:49
but this is not a reason to00:03:51
engage in education in the country. I00:03:55
Parents are also at a loss with the young people,00:03:58
they don’t know how to force them,00:04:01
how to distract them from the Internet, by the way, many00:04:03
parents don’t in the authority00:04:05
of young people because they say stop00:04:07
hanging around on the computer, we don’t need it. What do you00:04:10
mean we don’t need this tool? It’s needed00:04:12
in every home. I also have a computer.00:04:14
I actually think that in our time there was a00:04:17
slide00:04:18
rule, but we didn’t live in it, we didn’t live in it.00:04:23
spent the night poor young people hang out on00:04:25
the Internet for one simple reason and this is what00:04:27
I want to explain to them BC Time Yes00:04:28
because they don’t know how to do anything else00:04:30
they only know how to press buttons They00:04:32
think it’s cool to press buttons00:04:34
they don’t understand that they are photocopies of each00:04:36
other and that’s it are similar to each other I00:04:40
understand perfectly well what the Internet is I00:04:42
learned this technology in 3 days I00:04:45
have blogs in every age except00:04:49
Odnoklassniki Well, that would be complete [ __ ]00:04:52
on my part and then I don’t00:04:53
really need my00:04:56
classmates00:04:58
Odnoklassniki you have to laugh at your00:05:00
age so much my classmates But I00:05:04
’m even on Facebook and on LiveJournal and00:05:06
VKontakte, of course, and even on00:05:08
Instagram there’s oh respect Yes, among the00:05:12
young right away, but I’m young, keep in mind00:05:15
I don’t post there as I00:05:19
cleaned caught a00:05:21
bunny, but I don’t post there that’s how I00:05:25
I brushed my teeth, what did I eat in the morning, I do00:05:28
n’t have a complex, there’s a testicle there. Well, I00:05:31
mean food00:05:32
and young people have complexes and they want00:05:36
young people to assert themselves and00:05:38
express themselves, but they don’t know what their00:05:41
talent is for, the school for their averaging,00:05:44
posting yourself on Instagram is a00:05:46
complex Not a selfie, I’ll tell you00:05:50
later because a selfie with my light00:05:53
hand is called on the Internet yourself, well, there00:05:56
are intelligent people here,00:05:58
they just don’t know what a selfie is, it’s when00:06:00
a person takes a photo of00:06:03
himself, such a photo, ananism,00:06:07
that’s what this has achieved, this is what00:06:11
this phenomenon has become so large-scale00:06:15
that psychologists began to study what is00:06:19
this phenomenon, what is the reason and came to the00:06:21
conclusion that people in general are not quite00:06:23
normal, they take selfies and there are 1000:06:26
Americans, if I don’t talk about Americans,00:06:28
you shouldn’t have come at all, yes, Americans are00:06:32
not so stupid, they are definitely we found out 1000:06:34
levels of psychological disorder of00:06:36
those who take selfies and the highest00:06:39
level is tenth, I was so happy when00:06:42
I found out when selfies take pictures of themselves in00:06:47
elevators, you know, yes, our Prime Minister00:06:50
took a picture of himself in the00:06:54
elevator, my funny observations and00:06:58
reflections00:07:01
I look forward to them and voice them better,00:07:05
write, write00:07:08
write in Russia, people don’t have enough life00:07:12
to save up money for an apartment, and he00:07:14
gets into the elevator in the morning and00:07:17
is joyful, so I said correctly when00:07:20
he was still working as president,00:07:23
let’s00:07:28
give it and code Well, when he worked, he was hired by00:07:33
the president, I said back then we00:07:35
had tyrants in the country's rulers00:07:38
were drunkards, alcoholics, maniacs, womanizers for the00:07:41
first time, a child walked into the elevator and looked at00:07:45
himself joyfully on Instagram.00:07:48
He posted it all, but it's forgivable00:07:52
somehow for a young man, really00:07:54
young people. Why are they unhappy?00:07:56
Have you noticed that most young00:07:58
people are00:08:00
hot? Let's say many of you were00:08:03
abroad on travel and tourist00:08:06
trips, now you won't be in the00:08:08
near future. By the way, I congratulate you00:08:11
that you bought a ticket to my concert00:08:13
despite the devaluation of the00:08:15
ruble. This is the right investment. The ruble is00:08:18
still worthless. And the impressions will remain and00:08:24
one. They looked at him with applause.00:08:28
if00:08:31
the second Well, okay And earlier the elders Well,00:08:36
let's say Athens are watching Athens the elders the00:08:38
elders are in the tourist group their children the00:08:40
elders go funny jokes00:08:43
they tell jokes in the morning in the smear they gave the00:08:46
driver a drink of Greco everyone is fine between00:08:49
them the children are evil evil what evil spirits who do00:08:53
n’t know anything don’t know What about you need to ask00:08:55
who you need to And this makes them angry And only in00:08:58
mobile phones it’s00:09:00
fast because they have this finger developed among00:09:02
young people, I already spoke about this on stage00:09:04
What develops in a person is the organ00:09:07
that a person uses most over time00:09:08
in generations develops00:09:10
in three generations the finger will reach the00:09:12
knee if the young people continue to sit at the00:09:15
table like this, they don’t00:09:18
talk, they are silent, first of all, they don’t00:09:21
know how to speak. They don’t teach00:09:24
schools to talk as much as they used to teach them that00:09:28
they can’t retell words to each other. They00:09:30
don’t even associate cases among young people with00:09:34
swearing. In our generation swearing were00:09:36
connecting words were Well, Chernomyrdin,00:09:40
for example, he is, therefore, when without swearing on00:09:43
television he could not speak, there was no00:09:46
way one page would go together with another, and among00:09:49
young people, even with swearing, they are silent, they00:09:51
cannot retell the film the film here so in00:09:55
general so bdaysh and kirdyk is he00:09:58
retelling Hamlet there, let’s say we were sitting in00:10:01
our group in one city on tour,00:10:04
we were sitting in a restaurant after a concert and a00:10:07
group of young musicians were sitting there,00:10:10
everyone was silent in their mobile phone.00:10:19
I have more than00:10:22
100 phones in my head, but they00:10:24
keep everything on their mobile phones all their lives, and now they00:10:27
sit and keep pointing and clicking.00:10:30
Young people at the table now so that the picture00:10:32
is clear, they brought salads, everyone is ready to00:10:36
eat such a writer, satirist Zadornov, he00:10:38
says, I don’t know what’s wrong with you He will be00:10:40
right. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Everyone takes pictures of00:10:43
salads, they00:10:46
’re crazy, why and I send them to each other00:10:49
at the table, they compare who has crooked00:10:54
shrimp00:11:00
among our youth, of course I want to00:11:02
talk about it, they don’t know how to do anything, the poor00:11:04
majority, not all, but play volleyball00:11:06
on the beach they don’t know how to fight they can’t on the00:11:09
street can a man be happy if00:11:12
he can’t fight No I saw00:11:14
two computer grasshoppers trying00:11:17
to fight on the street so drunk hamsters00:11:19
wave their paws finally one shouted to the other00:11:22
Running away You’re so brave on the street let’s00:11:25
go out on Skype and talk to you I’m doing00:11:30
Well, the program for the development of humanity has gone astray,00:11:33
the Internet should be in00:11:35
every home because it’s a tool00:11:36
like a saw, like a hammer, but you can’t00:11:38
really spend your whole life there,00:11:40
they can’t go mushroom hunting, now the00:11:43
older generation is worth a ruble and they00:11:47
’re silent. Why do we older people care about mushrooms?00:11:50
let's go and there's still moonshine in the country,00:11:54
there are mushrooms, but young people can't pick mushrooms00:11:56
on Google, maybe they can pick berries, they don't know the00:12:00
difference, they can't go into the forest00:12:03
because they won't get out of the forest without a GPS navigator.00:12:05
I just went with a00:12:07
youth theater from the city of00:12:09
Vladivostok to the taiga to the taiga The00:12:12
Usuri taiga is a mixture of the tropical00:12:15
Jungle with the Northern taiga such00:12:16
vegetation no longer exists in the world00:12:18
so lush and bright and I told them they00:12:22
live there I told them the difference00:12:25
between cedar and00:12:27
burdock Well, they don’t know anything But then I don’t00:12:30
know how says Zadornov, Vakha00:12:33
cut herself on a snag Well,00:12:36
she was bleeding a little bit, they were ready, as if her boyfriend was00:12:40
ready,00:12:41
and he began to suck00:12:45
the blood, how can this generation live00:12:49
on? I say, what are you doing, he00:12:51
says the blood sucks, I actually00:12:53
see it, Well, you honestly said a00:12:58
deputy and I say there the snake bit00:13:01
you understand the snags don’t00:13:04
bite and he sincerely asks the question nya00:13:07
What should I do I say Plantain Apply so00:13:10
that the bleeding stops What is00:13:12
Plantain I say you don’t know Plantain00:13:15
No, what do you know I don’t know what00:13:17
will happen he says00:13:19
the SUV doesn’t you need a friend, don’t00:13:28
come to concerts often and00:13:30
show me. Look at yourself now00:13:32
from the outside. You believe in Hollywood00:13:34
films, but Hollywood films,00:13:37
life is a complete00:13:39
difference. For example, I don’t watch00:13:42
Hollywood scares, these bloody pump-00:13:45
ups Yes, because I find it funny to00:13:47
watch this Because I know what if And00:13:50
many young people are trembling, afraid of it all,00:13:52
they can’t sleep, but I find it funny00:13:55
because I know that if00:13:57
you hit Loy on a00:14:01
person’s head with a bruise, you won’t get away with a bruise, my00:14:03
brains will pour out of all the holes that00:14:06
remain, but in all Hollywood00:14:09
films, in general, they make [ __ ] for00:14:13
idiots, it’s practically impossible to catch up with a00:14:16
boat with drugs going out to sea on a00:14:19
scooter or even on a motorcycle;00:14:23
in all their films, men run from00:14:25
cars and overtake cars, and00:14:28
sometimes they get00:14:29
hit by a car going and the whole world00:14:33
believes in it. Well, how is it possible?00:14:36
so that it00:14:40
always becomes scarce at the end of a Hollywood00:14:43
film, a fight between a positive hero and a00:14:44
negative hero and they always00:14:46
fight somewhere in the basement in the hold00:14:49
sometimes. This is what I like most00:14:51
on the roof00:14:54
of skyscrapers, someone00:14:56
Brit, put where the anchor chain comes from. This is00:15:02
only among stupid Americans. Perhaps that00:15:04
one so00:15:08
cheer up Anchor in his mouth, he put it in his mouth for this, and00:15:12
he just tore00:15:13
Anchor00:15:16
out and became so cheerful as if they gave him an enema of00:15:19
turpentine00:15:21
once And on top of the concrete slab of the00:15:25
positive hero he took out his teeth,00:15:29
negative When he’s almost winning,00:15:31
you think Well, well, everything’s fine He pushes00:15:36
positive, he flies from a skyscraper,00:15:38
you feel so sorry for him, and he hangs on three00:15:41
fingers, he is holding on, this is this moment,00:15:44
touching and hanging,00:15:46
hanging, have you ever tried hanging on a skyscraper00:15:50
on three fingers, and00:15:53
negative, he hits him on the00:15:56
finger, and there is already a spike at the bottom of him or sawed off00:16:01
with a hacksaw and the whole world watches this crap00:16:04
and then at the end the00:16:07
police arrive. That’s what I like. The police are00:16:09
really stupid in America. She always00:16:11
comes at the end and tells the one who has a00:16:15
skull in one place, ears in another00:16:17
somewhere. Native She says everything will be00:16:19
ok, I like this and00:16:22
love scenes are also wonderful in00:16:24
American films when a man lies with a00:16:27
woman Well, they lie naked under a blanket with their mistress. The00:16:29
wife comes and he00:16:32
jumps up and says this is not what you00:16:34
thought. This is what she was supposed to00:16:37
think. Of course it’s complete. in the00:16:41
world that’s all Parents are also not held in00:16:44
high esteem by young people because they don’t00:16:46
know many modern technologies,00:16:49
young people complain to me in a personal message, often00:16:52
one girl wrote, well, imagine00:16:54
Mikhail Nikolaevich, I come home, my grandmother00:16:56
peels an onion, she cries joyfully in the kitchen,00:16:58
she says, your board is where it’s on00:17:00
cleans, cuts, Log says it’s just garbage,00:17:03
it turned out to be an iPad, the other one wrote00:17:07
that she threw the laptop on the floor. They often00:17:10
throw young laptops on the floor and00:17:12
came back and it doesn’t work. Mom thought00:17:14
it was a bathroom00:17:17
scale. Well, what about it and that parents don’t know00:17:21
how to develop their interests? develop in00:17:26
young people, after all, a person is happy when00:17:28
he has Ira and not when he takes a selfie00:17:31
and my mother came to me behind the scenes, this is a00:17:35
typical mother of today who doesn’t00:17:38
want to laugh, doesn’t know how to influence the00:17:40
development of her son, but wants to00:17:42
accommodate him, this is what Mikhail Nikolaevich formulated and says00:17:44
I’m in trouble, a00:17:47
Slavic woman is crying, very Slavic00:17:49
women either laugh or cry, they don’t have a00:17:51
state in the middle, and this means00:17:53
she’s crying with burning tears, she says Help, she00:17:56
says what happened, she says, my00:17:58
son00:17:59
is a [ __ ], and what do I have to do with you and I, it seems like we never00:18:03
met in our youth She says No he’s a00:18:07
complete [ __ ], that’s normal. That is, if a00:18:10
[ __ ] can get away from me, but at all, it seems like00:18:13
no, I catch it. I have an00:18:16
inquisitive brain, I say what you want.00:18:18
Why is he a [ __ ]? Well, can you imagine, he says00:18:21
he was kicked out of four jobs, why the hell00:18:24
he was stealing from two jobs? he had, he00:18:27
sometimes00:18:30
finishes off under IF. She tells me the sun00:18:33
itself, I don’t know what it is, of course not,00:18:36
and he doesn’t have women there, he sticks out on00:18:40
porn sites, he never00:18:43
made the blanket until he was 25, I didn’t tidy up,00:18:47
I say that you are00:18:49
ready for me Help00:18:51
What00:18:57
exactly is it in such a society, my friends, that we00:19:00
live in? I believe that a very serious00:19:02
division has occurred between generations of00:19:05
interests and tastes. I wrote down such signs, in00:19:11
my opinion, they are true. Here people of different00:19:13
generations. You can determine yourself who00:19:15
belongs to which generation. You are from the00:19:18
past century if in00:19:21
childhood dreamed of becoming an astronaut, but00:19:23
call the present one if00:19:26
you call Yuri Gagarin Uncle Gaga00:19:29
You are from the present century if you think that00:19:32
Sergei Bubka and SpongeBob are brothers Oh00:19:35
how enlightened I am now00:19:38
scanning the hall who understands what I am saying You are00:19:41
from the past century if you are traveling with00:19:43
wife and children for a cat but you are from the00:19:45
present century if you go to Auchan for the weekend with your wife and00:19:47
children00:19:50
You are from the past century If you can00:19:54
disassemble and assemble a Kalashnikov assault rifle in 40 seconds00:19:59
in minutes00:20:03
you are from the00:20:06
present century if you think that the phrase is00:20:09
scripts - This is a spell from Harry00:20:11
Potter if Iron Man for you00:20:14
is Robert Da Jr. and not Felix00:20:16
Budovi if to the wife’s phrase Let’s buy00:20:19
new wallpaper You answer Yes, I’ll download them now, having00:20:27
found a calculator in my parents’ old things,00:20:31
half a day looking for where it has an entrance00:20:33
for the SIM card Well, you are from the past century00:20:38
If for you the first Russian smartphone00:20:40
The wolf catches00:20:42
eggs there are people who still remember from memory00:20:46
You are from the past century If you00:20:50
collect postage stamps and from the00:20:52
past If for you Merry guys00:20:54
are a musical group and not a group of00:20:57
stoned teenagers You are from the00:21:00
past century if at the sound of Swan Lake you00:21:03
shudder and run to buy salt sugar00:21:06
and00:21:10
matches I applaud I applaud soon00:21:14
you will hear not long to wait00:21:18
You are from00:21:20
the century this is not00:21:22
a rally You are from the century of the past if you remember00:21:26
what food stamps are from a friend the00:21:29
daughter watched together The meeting place00:21:32
cannot be changed episode remember where00:21:34
Sharapova's neighbors stole the cards, she's00:21:37
crying cards were stolen, the cards were stolen,00:21:39
his daughter says dad, what's the problem,00:21:41
let him call the bank and block his00:21:47
cards, of course you're from the past century.00:21:51
If for you VKontakte is something00:21:53
obscene, likes are00:21:57
dogs and a link is Lenin in00:22:02
Shushensky You are from the present century If you00:22:05
have not heard anything about civil defense00:22:07
but you know that the earth will soon be taken over by00:22:11
Cosmic mold and00:22:14
only earthly mucus can defeat it. And you are also sure that00:22:17
if you smear your lips with radioactive00:22:18
polonium, it will be fun to go outside at night. A00:22:21
smile will make everyone00:22:24
brighter, but you are from the century of the past If you00:22:27
have studied ro you know that in the event of a nuclear00:22:32
explosion you need to immediately lie down on the ground with your00:22:35
feet towards the epicenter So try not to00:22:38
breathe until00:22:41
the radiation ends. And even better, immediately cover yourself00:22:44
with a sheet and slowly crawl to the00:22:47
cemetery Of course you are from the century of the past00:22:50
If you remember what is a pager ate sa00:22:53
taste of sushi for va this is00:22:57
wob00:22:59
pasta in naval style if00:23:03
you associate the word deboning with water weapons and00:23:05
not with perev girl and of course if you00:23:08
charged water at00:23:10
chumak sessions about young people even know young people00:23:13
now I’ll say about our generation00:23:15
Some from my generation00:23:16
they even pressed a sore spot to00:23:19
the screen, not only we00:23:23
will laugh at you SJ in those00:23:27
cases,00:23:29
tense up There is00:23:31
someone Because if I don’t warn you00:23:34
there will be complete silence and so00:23:36
someone said that he was a fool, they00:23:39
warned you, in short, a complex00:23:41
phrase I’m afraid of you this is what you say from the00:23:45
past century if you remember how Mishka00:23:48
flew away at the closing of the Olympics00:23:50
You are from the present century if you remember00:23:54
how at the opening of the Olympics Mishka00:23:57
fell asleep00:24:03
Of course you are from today's00:24:06
time If you even if you00:24:08
learn about everything from the Internet You believe the Internet00:24:11
in everything you even about you'll find out about the weather from there00:24:14
I called my young relatives in Riga I00:24:15
say I00:24:17
'll fly in tonight What's the weather like in Riga says00:24:19
Now let's look on the Internet it's normal I00:24:22
tell them through the window Look out they00:24:25
say don't00:24:27
go it doesn't add up on the Internet 90% of lies00:24:30
so you know but that's not what I have that I00:24:33
don’t look on the Internet In terms of the weather,00:24:35
I have my own signs, I don’t even have00:24:37
a thermometer outside the window, I look00:24:40
outside, I immediately know what’s happening there00:24:42
if a person is dripping It’s raining And00:24:46
we have a bench in front of the entrance to the house Well, that’s00:24:48
it in many houses there is also there if00:24:51
In the cramped space of a completely retiro five grandmothers00:24:54
fit a true sign if they are sitting00:24:57
six00:24:58
towers super00:25:01
weather if three00:25:05
are cold if one00:25:07
is bad and if not one or a00:25:11
weather cataclysm or they show Elena Malysheva on00:25:13
TV they love Malysheva00:25:16
for them it’s like pornography because what does00:25:19
it show there,00:25:22
this is what Neri’s organs look like, they didn’t00:25:29
have it, but here they finally enlightened it like that,00:25:33
yes. And I generally believe that in00:25:36
Russia and only in Russia there are00:25:39
only three seasons: the dirt is00:25:44
wet, the dirt00:25:46
is frozen and the dirt is dry00:25:50
[applause]00:25:53
you are from our romantic a blade of00:25:59
grass from the past into an anthill and then merged with00:26:02
not formic acid but you are from the00:26:04
present century If you tried acid and00:26:06
then smoke into a blade of grass talked to an00:26:12
anthill but you are from the past you are00:26:15
completely from the past If you have mastered the00:26:17
basics of worldly wisdom, for example, you00:26:19
know what is the cause of all divorces one00:26:23
Bra and that prosperity has risen Let's00:26:32
move on You also know that00:26:35
sclerosis is not a disease, it is an00:26:38
Adventure and you even learned such00:26:41
wisdom that son-in-law and father-in-law son-in-law and father-in-law00:26:44
very easily find a common language00:26:47
because they have known the same00:26:52
grief. I have learned this knowledge from my own experience.00:26:57
you know what00:27:00
young people don’t know, namely, any disorder00:27:03
begins with the phrase Let it00:27:07
lie here for now Yes, you are from the present century If you00:27:10
believe everything that is written on the Internet,00:27:12
everyone is tempted to attend seminars How to become00:27:15
a manager Hello, we are starting a00:27:17
seminar How to earn 1000 euros in one day00:27:19
question to the audience How much did a ticket00:27:22
to the seminar cost 1 euro and how many seats in this00:27:24
hall are you Learn friends the seminar is over00:27:28
Of course you are from the past If you can00:27:31
talk in any company about thermonuclear00:27:33
reactions impressionism and also the influence of the00:27:36
suffixes of Makovsky’s poetry on the00:27:38
milk yield of the average Russian00:27:41
cow but you from the present century, if you00:27:45
don’t know the name of the village00:27:47
where the Battle of Borodino took place,00:27:53
it doesn’t matter and the word stop is through But the00:27:58
test word is00:28:00
bus, there are intelligent people in00:28:03
the hall You can’t imagine how00:28:05
young people write I get a lot of letters from them00:28:07
by e-mail Here’s one like that a00:28:12
young actress who called herself a00:28:13
star calls herself a star in general I’m against this00:28:15
word star they star in00:28:18
TV series and then I’m a star you’re a star of00:28:21
stars of stars Well, in general, a star, an00:28:23
educated person cannot00:28:25
call himself a star - this is a universal00:28:27
concept when a star goes out the light dies00:28:30
There’s a lot, a lot going on years from her What kind of light00:28:34
comes from our pop00:28:38
stars These are some kind of nuts, he has00:28:42
the feeling that he has everything that was shiny at home00:28:44
Everything he puts on himself, I think he has an00:28:46
adusha hose, sometimes it00:28:48
hangs like that across the basque in glitter comes out00:28:51
But it’s not sign of a star Leonardo00:28:53
Davinci Pushkin Mozart could00:28:56
call themselves a star, but they didn’t00:28:58
turn their tongues because they were00:28:59
educated people. That’s why I do00:29:01
n’t call our stars stars. But I say these are00:29:04
sparklers, they make noise, spark,00:29:08
burn out quickly and stink. Here is one such00:29:13
Star she wrote to me in a letter and in the00:29:16
letter she has already acted in films, she is00:29:19
imitated by young people, she did it in the word yosh00:29:24
yosh00:29:27
sh00:29:30
and it’s impossible to pronounce and short00:29:32
Osha A soft00:29:37
sign is not a defect, not an effect of diction, not a00:29:41
defect of fiction, it’s generally Brain00:29:44
retardation and I told her that she00:29:46
was mistaken I say this even from the point of00:29:49
view of the Albanian language incorrectly00:29:52
literate room What I say that00:29:55
there are two shas there must be everything00:29:59
she came at me saying that I myself00:30:01
am illiterate that there is one thing she00:30:03
insisted and then she told her friend Well,00:30:06
imagine your friend And that one is also a star,00:30:08
that one said that I made a mistake in the word00:30:11
Well, the answer was I don’t know what00:30:14
will happen to you that one Speak How can you do this,00:30:17
you’re not lying She says you can’t make00:30:20
four00:30:26
mistakes00:30:31
very Yes, I didn’t mean those three letters00:30:34
she Apparently just thought it was a soft00:30:36
sign You are from the century of the past If you get up00:30:40
early in the morning, do exercises, harden up, but you are00:30:44
from the century of the present if you get up at 3:00 in the afternoon00:30:47
Tell your parents Good morning and00:30:50
you can catch a cold even by opening the00:30:53
refrigerator door, you know, young people sometimes00:30:55
open the refrigerator door and sneeze00:30:57
right there Right there in the refrigerator such00:30:59
sleepy golota and of course you are from00:31:03
today's Vega If you are energized by taking a00:31:06
selfie Well, I already spoke about selfies, the00:31:08
disease is really a very00:31:11
serious surgeon's page on VKontakte, the00:31:14
young surgeon wrote went to surgery00:31:17
then I'll send pictures How do you00:31:21
like it, the country of course ice I I00:31:23
’ll tell you one incident that happened00:31:25
to me. Only to no one between us.00:31:28
I’m addressing the TV viewers to no one. Everything is00:31:30
between us. I had to have an00:31:33
operation to cut out something because with00:31:36
age a person accumulates extra00:31:41
organs. It’s not00:31:45
a shame. I was brought to the operating00:31:47
table. And before this, the surgeon was such a00:31:49
graduate of Soviet military surgery. I00:31:52
believe that Soviet military surgery00:31:54
was the best in the world and such a worthy00:31:56
student of theirs is a young doctor. Well, young for me.00:31:58
He is about 40 years old. He00:32:00
asks what kind of anesthesia we will do. I00:32:02
say Local. I don’t need a general one, I’ll00:32:04
tolerate it like that. answered well right away, he00:32:07
says I understand your main organ is the head,00:32:10
he said, Well, again, you’re laughing at me00:32:13
Well, but then I thought so and added00:32:16
just a little injection of sleeping pills00:32:19
for you to doze off, so00:32:22
he added, but you’ll watch the clearing,00:32:25
he said, it’s in vain that I watched,00:32:28
they brought me to operating table I00:32:31
know what will happen to you now and I’m already00:32:34
lying in a high, the clearing is00:32:38
watching everything is ready The nurse is taking a selfie with me00:32:44
Just like that She bent over and took a selfie of me00:32:48
and I can’t say anything,00:32:58
thank God the surgeon stood up for me when he00:33:01
started screaming out of here so that I00:33:03
never see you again in my00:33:05
operating room and you know what’s touching about00:33:08
young people, they don’t even understand when they00:33:11
violate some kind of natural ethics and she00:33:15
says so, she doesn’t know that I’m00:33:17
watching the clearing and she says What’s wrong with that00:33:20
and pointing at00:33:23
says to me with his hand And if he00:33:26
dies,00:33:28
my memory will not00:33:34
remain [applause]00:33:36
you know, I think that this person has a00:33:39
truly developed sense of humor who00:33:42
can laugh at himself and One day00:33:44
in this hall, Yakubovich Lenya was sitting in the first row,00:33:46
came upset after the00:33:49
concert and he says why do you laugh so much00:33:51
at young people, you and I are old00:33:54
people, he said yes, it’s good that he00:33:58
mentioned himself and told me a joke. I don’t00:34:01
really like telling jokes, but he’s00:34:02
so accurate in relation to our00:34:04
generation, to me personally, so I’ll allow you to be00:34:08
ironic at yourself no, above me00:34:10
and Yakubovich there are two old old00:34:13
people sitting on a large lot of such very old00:34:16
Vakha is walking past like this Tusks everything00:34:21
Eh, like in bad novels they write an hourglass00:34:26
figure00:34:30
short skirt wires from the deer right up to the00:34:33
socket it was one priest who gave me00:34:37
this image because he can’t in his own words,00:34:40
to name everything, he described00:34:43
the parishioners and one old man says to another, “00:34:46
Before, he would have been so wound up, but now00:34:49
nothing moves in his soul, the second one00:34:52
says, Yes, those are the wrong girls today,00:34:55
they went to00:35:00
take this joke to me, the wonderful words00:35:02
were in one Soviet song for us to00:35:05
build a song and it helps to live, I also add00:35:07
humor, it helps to survive. I want00:35:10
tonight to have the right effect on you,00:35:11
so that you want to00:35:13
build and live and Survive, and that’s why I don’t00:35:17
sing. Unfortunately, the Bear stepped on my00:35:21
ear and became deaf after that,00:35:23
but when people sweat because if they did00:35:28
n’t step on my ear, I invite you to00:35:31
participate in my concert and I really00:35:33
like00:35:34
that my advice as a director, as an00:35:37
inventor, is listened to by a Berliner and not by our00:35:41
people, and I invite you from Berlin, I00:35:44
’ve flown in to visit this filming Brandon00:35:46
stn00:35:47
[applause]00:35:52
please Good00:35:54
evening what I want to say about Brandon is00:35:57
especially dear to me is that he never00:36:00
sings to a soundtrack, it brings us closer together. I00:36:02
also never perform to00:36:05
a soundtrack, he plays himself, he sings to00:36:10
himself, he applauds so as not to be a voice, not00:36:12
idle talk, I want to suggest uh Brandon00:36:15
just play00:36:18
uh I would like to announce the general human00:36:22
musical00:36:26
suite00:36:30
[music]00:36:42
[applause]00:36:43
[music]00:36:54
[applause]00:36:56
K00:37:23
[music]00:37:26
A00:37:27
[music]00:37:56
a00:37:59
[music]00:38:24
[applause]00:38:26
C00:38:41
[music]00:39:18
[applause]00:39:21
[music]00:40:17
[applause]00:40:21
[ music]00:40:26
at00:40:29
[music]00:40:40
[applause]00:40:42
[music]00:40:47
Thank you Brandon00:40:50
Stone and his00:40:56
inspiration00:40:58
[music]00:41:01
You know that I started in life by00:41:04
working as an entertainer on stage and00:41:07
you know when in sixty-eight I00:41:10
do this last century not the century00:41:12
before not I went on stage behind00:41:16
me, there was a jazz orchestra, I announced,00:41:18
and when I announced the audience laughed, and00:41:22
I just said Matusovsky,00:41:24
it’s a blessing to have you, Motherland, and Well, that’s00:41:28
the name of the song But there’s something wrong in my00:41:31
voice, but now00:41:33
I can’t say that I would like to00:41:35
introduce you and wish you a wonderful00:41:38
time in this musical break,00:41:40
I really invite young people00:41:43
to my concert and very young ones00:41:46
because I know very well that it seems that everything00:41:49
in life is not as bad as it seems and that’s00:41:51
when you see the performance of such young people00:41:55
the people you see today, you00:41:57
understand that the sun is not yet lost. I want to00:42:01
invite a very young performer to the stage.00:42:03
I always like it when00:42:05
someone sings what he likes and not something00:42:08
imposed from above. Sonya chose this song00:42:12
herself. And when I asked why I like it so much.00:42:15
intelligible answered despite her00:42:17
age she said my favorite painting00:42:21
Moscow time00:42:22
Stranger can you imagine this girl00:42:25
said she knows painting and that’s why she00:42:29
chose a song called Stranger00:42:32
Sonya00:42:34
Fisenko Good00:42:37
evening Good00:42:41
evening the song I repeat is called00:42:44
Stranger and then I’ll tell you who the author is of00:42:47
this riddle I00:42:51
[applause] I’ll00:42:56
leave the00:43:04
chilly00:43:05
Petersburg with the00:43:10
wind running wild The moon was rolling across the starry00:43:13
sky, a00:43:18
beautiful00:43:22
lady was flying in a00:43:26
carriage in the dark windows, proud and00:43:33
tender, beautiful00:43:37
at home, flying in a00:43:40
carriage, all in dark curls, proud and tender,00:43:48
my00:43:51
Stranger from previous00:43:55
centuries, come down from us and Domi00:44:02
Kadi will ride with you in a00:44:07
gilded00:44:10
calette according to the sad00:44:13
moments of00:44:15
the past00:44:16
[music]00:44:26
love,00:44:32
I will light candles and sit by00:44:36
the mirror00:44:38
and there in the00:44:41
looking glass00:44:42
[music] I will00:44:44
dream of a00:44:46
beautiful00:44:50
lady with a tear-stained00:44:53
look And the wind of the table00:44:58
will beat in the00:45:01
windows of my00:45:04
Stranger from previous00:45:08
centuries from the picture, come down and we will00:45:15
ride together with you in a00:45:20
gilded00:45:22
carriage for sad00:45:25
moments and00:45:27
more00:45:30
[music]00:45:33
[applause]00:45:42
we are my00:45:45
Stranger from previous00:45:49
centuries from the picture and00:45:55
far away00:45:58
we will ride with you in a00:46:02
gilded00:46:05
carriage for sad00:46:08
moments of the00:46:12
past00:46:18
[applause]00:46:20
[music]00:46:22
love00:46:25
Thank you00:46:28
Bravo Sonya Bravo Thank you, look how the00:46:31
audience reacts sincerely, but I didn’t ask them,00:46:34
your00:46:36
hands themselves responded honestly,00:46:43
for me this is now a very00:46:46
touching moment, that’s why the00:46:50
author of this song, when she heard00:46:54
Sonya sing, gave her this song00:46:58
and it’s great00:47:00
that the author is here Larisa Rubalskaya00:47:03
[applause]00:47:07
[music]00:47:12
Larisa once again ask you to bow00:47:16
[applause]00:47:22
Sonya is happy I even cried I gave00:47:27
and I never cried when they sing00:47:29
And today I cried Thank you00:47:34
Sonechka Thank you And I saw how Larisa00:47:38
shed a tear from her old age I lost my temper00:47:47
Thank you for00:47:50
my bow Thank you Come on not everyone00:47:53
gets to be in the Zadornov00:47:55
clan together00:48:00
[applause]00:48:03
[music]00:48:06
thank you We performed quite often with00:48:09
Brandon,00:48:10
went on tour around Russia, and they00:48:15
even00:48:17
started gossiping about us not in this sense, but in a creative sense, and00:48:22
we always wanted to00:48:24
invite another girl to our performance00:48:27
never happened And then I once00:48:30
heard a young actress sing00:48:35
her songs, I really liked it.00:48:37
It’s generally dear to me when a person sings00:48:39
his own, it means he understands what he’s singing and00:48:42
her songs didn’t have these rhymes, blood,00:48:45
love, flowers, back,00:48:48
back coat short coat we began00:48:51
to collaborate and we all really00:48:54
liked it and what was also dear to me00:48:56
she actually graduated from the Shchukin00:48:59
Theater School, this is a great school of00:49:01
Vakhtangi. By the way, she is valued even in00:49:04
Hollywood. And for some reason ours forget the00:49:08
Soviet theater school in, but00:49:11
nevertheless After graduating from the Shchukin School, she00:49:13
left Well, excuse me, I don’t say with enthusiasm,00:49:16
to America and there she studied with00:49:19
Alpacino in class, starred in two00:49:21
American films, they are about to be released00:49:23
on the screen, in one of which she did not play the00:49:25
main role. Although how can it be that this is not the00:49:26
main role? Marilyn Monroe and in00:49:29
another film she played the main role in00:49:31
many films00:49:34
in our country, but I want her.00:49:38
I want to invite her to the stage. This is00:49:41
Marina00:49:48
Orlova.00:49:50
Hello, many genres have been forgotten. I’m00:49:53
sorry. Here’s a folk song, uh, you can00:49:57
add up And today’s folk songs, after00:49:59
all, how women loved to sing Russian00:50:03
folk songs and not the easy female share, the00:50:06
share remained, the conditions changed and now a00:50:10
modern folk song And00:50:14
today’s difficult women’s share is performed by00:50:16
Marina Orlova and Brandon wall helps her00:50:20
[applause]00:50:33
once My00:50:37
grandfather told me00:50:41
suddenly, since you are a lady sedushka00:50:46
Here you've been00:50:50
saving up for a laptop for 7 years, connect to00:50:57
Wi00:50:59
Ay, since there are no guys in the village for a groom, look00:51:07
online, I started00:51:11
walking online, I took a fashionable nickname,00:51:15
someone started sending emoticons, someone00:51:19
like00:51:22
Dila, Spielberg's representative00:51:27
offered me the role,00:51:30
oh, he called Kiki a00:51:33
brand, smiling00:51:37
Troll, the sixth cup00:51:44
I drink tea on the monitor again,00:51:47
meeting the dawn, meeting Love, looking for my oh, my grief, my00:51:52
grief, the00:51:55
Internet, the sea writes to me, but there is still00:52:03
no groom Every day, he gave me a bouquet of virtual ones, I grew up,00:52:07
some small basket, it’s a pity, but I didn’t00:52:12
grow up, invited another to Real,00:52:15
met00:52:18
him, photos of Brado Pete sent and00:52:23
Mr.00:52:25
Bean appeared and at night the businessman gave me likes, I00:52:31
gave his wife a like in return, he was the cutest of all, it was00:52:43
a pity not only for00:52:47
girls he was00:52:50
interested in the seventh00:52:53
cup of00:52:55
tea of the monitor,00:52:58
I drink the dawn again, meeting the dawn Love, I’m looking for my00:53:03
oh woe my woe internet internet00:53:08
guys the sea is writing to me and Zhini is still00:53:13
not in my soul00:53:17
the Spaniard00:53:19
called00:53:21
me to00:53:25
Madrid breasts00:53:29
dense00:53:30
forest South00:53:36
Kolari was waiting for me in real life00:53:41
shock00:53:43
Pedro00:53:47
lied to me it turned out he was Ashot Yes, and an00:53:55
illegal immigrant I see only00:53:58
disadvantages from love on the00:54:00
Internet brothers00:54:03
anonymous on me along the way I’ll go out of00:54:08
the outskirts even if I’m sad, bark ah, who should00:54:13
I meet if everyone has gone online00:54:17
seven,00:54:18
eight, nine, cup of00:54:23
tea at the monitor, drinking the00:54:27
dawn again, meeting Love, looking for my00:54:31
grief, my grief, internet, internet00:54:36
guys, the sea writes to me, and life is like that,00:54:40
no, no, no,00:54:42
Neda00:54:44
not Damn00:54:46
[music]00:54:47
[applause]00:54:49
Internet Marie Thank you00:54:53
[applause]00:54:55
fight00:54:56
[applause]00:54:58
Yes, they nodded their heads saying yes it was00:55:01
like that, I think the00:55:05
folk genre of the lullaby song is not deservedly forgotten. Of00:55:10
course, I understand that lullabies Today00:55:12
we need to Sing a little differently and then00:55:15
Many girls Well, let me be00:55:19
sarcastic, they have much more00:55:21
respect for the older generation00:55:24
than the younger00:55:26
and a very modern lullaby00:55:31
Lullaby00:55:34
[applause]00:55:43
for the sponsor the month gently shines into the house sleeps00:55:50
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my00:56:01
sponsors and I’m buzzing00:56:05
buzzing I00:56:09
’ll fold my lips like a duck, bayu bayu bayu ubay Sleep my karny00:56:18
babaya00:56:25
and00:56:28
bayu bayu bayu bye tomorrow we’re flying to Dubai00:56:36
and then we’ll go to Paris for perfume for00:56:44
clothes I’ll increase your00:56:52
Prestige baby but don’t00:56:57
forget to00:56:58
enlarge your butt and breasts00:57:05
and00:57:09
lyuli lyuli I don’t love your bank account, your account is00:57:18
zero on your chest Gray00:57:22
Fluff, we’re sleeping, my money00:57:26
bag will00:57:28
knock on the window, dawn00:57:31
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budget for00:57:37
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roll back Sleep, my00:57:45
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deputy is asleep, the deputy is what we00:57:54
wish for everyone, the deputy, and I ask you not00:57:57
to relate this song with no one Who was00:57:59
on stage now Marina Orlova Brandon n00:58:03
thank00:58:10
you These are the actresses we have who flew in from00:58:15
America, sang and flew to00:58:17
America, of course the00:58:19
problem is serious, well, how do you teach00:58:23
young people to read and when they are told, Well,00:58:26
read Well, this is an order, this is not it works. It00:58:29
seems to me that we need to act more cunningly, we need to do something like this to00:58:32
lure people into reading. There is such a00:58:36
word trailer trailer - this is00:58:42
a court film in Russian and such shots00:58:45
show that willy-nilly you want to00:58:47
watch words like this lure you in the same way00:58:51
you need to do with books This is the thought00:58:54
I had Back in the00:58:55
nineties, in an underground passage at a00:58:58
bookstore, I saw a book by Anna00:59:01
Karenina and on the price tag it was written an00:59:03
erotic00:59:04
thriller. This is how you need to lure00:59:08
young people, there should be such a00:59:11
courtier who was the world's first00:59:14
nanotechnologist.00:59:19
Left-handed, try to guess the student00:59:21
maniac who killed women with an ax00:59:26
is not difficult It turned out The problem is more difficult00:59:30
Incredible adventures of Man00:59:37
vegetables Oblomov00:59:39
is correct, Polina is the first00:59:43
association Ekaterina from the Thunderstorm Anna00:59:45
Karenina Romeo Juliet the best selection of00:59:49
hit00:59:52
suicides sobo Parisian00:59:55
Botha girl if you are00:59:58
a freak Ruslan and Lyudmila Russian01:00:03
virgin kidnapped by Caucasian01:00:07
psychic Mumu Mumu How to lose extra01:00:12
pounds while on a01:00:15
boat Taras Bulba the whole truth about the01:00:18
Ukrainian01:00:20
separatists The Three Musketeers spicy01:00:23
details of the life of01:00:24
gays01:00:29
Do you remember that they were in blue Yes,01:00:32
well done, the hall is seriously educated Alice01:00:35
in Wonderland what the girl saw who01:00:39
fell asleep under a01:00:42
hemp bush fairy tales also need to be announced and01:00:45
prefaced with some interesting words01:00:51
entail a drug addict doctor talked to01:00:54
modern animals Doctor Aibolit only01:00:57
went to Africa once and they started calling him01:01:00
Doctor e01:01:02
hurts Well, it’s complicated The Snow Queen is a01:01:06
woman over 40 Attracted to01:01:10
youngsters The Little Mermaid What to do if your01:01:13
girlfriend is not fish nor01:01:17
fowl fairy tale Dead Tsarev’s kiss of a01:01:20
necrophiliac resurrected a girl Kolobok is01:01:24
disabled and has no arms and but the01:01:29
Kid and Carlson the cunning homeless man lived at the expense of the01:01:34
child The Tale of the Fisherman Fishes the whole truth01:01:37
about the female01:01:41
menopause you know in me in Riga I have01:01:43
already told about this more than once there is a library I01:01:46
maintain it so that people from01:01:48
the city can come there Well, most of them are01:01:51
elderly people and they could take a book and01:01:52
read for free books that are very01:01:54
expensive Hot young people but some01:01:57
come God what are they asking What01:02:00
titles of books did the schoolboy ask for in the01:02:01
library in our book Robinson01:02:04
Krueger Vakha asked Dostoevsky this01:02:08
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Roman the same thing stur genius like01:02:14
says this book here it’s called01:02:16
like ancestors and01:02:19
degenerates and a schoolboy asked Gogol Taras01:02:23
Bublya and01:02:26
recently the girl is also quite young,01:02:29
apparently up to 20 years old oh Here I almost01:02:33
cried when I found out this title of01:02:35
the book is very modern by the way Three in a01:02:38
Boat Poverty and a Dog01:02:42
this is, well, this is quite a crisis already absolutely,01:02:47
and another girl came, this one, this01:02:50
one, with this skirt, This is such a01:02:53
blonde and says, oh, I’ve01:02:56
grown up such a fool. My son is growing up, he’s 301:02:58
years old. And you know, my husband is also01:03:00
not a01:03:01
gift, he’s also slow-witted, I want him to01:03:04
my son was still more educated,01:03:06
we want to start reading fairy tales to him01:03:08
They say you have And this fairy tale is01:03:10
very sunny, it’s good to start with01:03:12
what it says Well, I forgot, but well,01:03:15
there’s about a horse with osteochondrosis, The01:03:20
Little01:03:23
Humpbacked Horse in Omsk in a plumbing store01:03:27
they decided in their own way, this problem was01:03:29
posted there buy a toilet book as a01:03:32
gift Well, of01:03:34
course, they really ask me to predict01:03:38
what will happen to the ruble What will happen to the01:03:39
economy Well, I want to fantasize01:03:42
Well, first of all, soon the ruble will cost01:03:45
95 uh and this is01:03:49
the highway between Moscow and St. Petersburg are called01:03:52
E95, E95 will be called and then the dollar01:03:58
will cost 10001:03:59
rubles, well, what can I say? Igor Krutoy, when01:04:02
drawing up an estimate for the New Wave,01:04:04
they cross out mineral water from Lara Fabian’s Rider01:04:06
And from Sergei Zverev’s Rider,01:04:09
napkins with rhinestones Gerard Deporte is01:04:12
increasingly singing the song of nostalgia01:04:17
Fabia Drop so that to collect debts from the01:04:19
Russian Football Union turns01:04:21
to the Sicilian01:04:23
Mafia the Russians announce a boycott of Barack01:04:26
Obama by ceasing to visit01:04:31
solariums buckwheat reacted most strongly to the dollar exchange rate the01:04:38
price of buckwheat exceeded the price of01:04:43
oil 120 rubles per dollar Igor Krutoy01:04:47
is being removed from Rider Roman Abramovich01:04:50
Lara Fabian A from Rider Sergei Zverev01:04:53
Sergei Zverev himself with01:04:56
Gerardi rhinestones, the receptionist VS more often sings the song01:04:59
DDT I'm going to my01:05:01
homeland Miki Ruhr holds two fights in Moscow01:05:05
in the second fight with the01:05:06
organizers of01:05:07
the first in order to extract a01:05:10
fee on the New York Stock Exchange01:05:13
panic shares of Russian01:05:16
buckwheat producers soared01:05:18
up Russia will create buckwheat01:05:24
guardianship01:05:26
over buckwheat resources and Russians, as a sign of01:05:29
protest, go to McDonald's only out of01:05:35
[music]01:05:38
need 150 rubles per dollar men01:05:42
inviting women to a restaurant01:05:44
mean McDonald's at a01:05:46
Gazprom party they serve semolina01:05:50
porridge Igor Krutoy postpones the01:05:52
New Wave festival in Yuzhno Butova rar sells an01:05:56
apartment in Grozny to buy a ticket in01:06:00
Paris, Europe begs Russia to build a01:06:03
Grechko wire large01:06:06
flow foreign investment in buckwheat01:06:08
has reached $100 billion Russian01:06:12
Grechko waters buy dachas on the Cote d'Azur01:06:14
200 rubles per dollar men01:06:17
invite a woman for a cup of coffee01:06:18
coffee machines are meant Igor01:06:21
Krutoy is planning a New Wave auto-party at01:06:24
McDonald's and Roman Abramovich went broke01:06:27
after eating buckwheat porridge in a restaurant01:06:30
Nikita Dzhigurda leaves to01:06:32
work in Europe where he sings and dances in a01:06:34
woman's skirt posing as jizz01:06:40
[applause]01:06:42
burst 300 rubles per dollar Roman Abramovich01:06:46
Traded a yacht for two bags of01:06:50
buckwheat Russians eat at home watching on01:06:53
TV The new wave passing nah not01:06:55
from Igor01:06:57
Krutoy, Baba Masha from the village of three Java and01:06:59
Penka found 100 kg of Soviet buckwheat in the barn,01:07:03
packed with canna by her grandfather in perestroika,01:07:06
tomorrow Baba Masha buys01:07:09
Greece and Channel One launches a new01:07:12
musical project01:07:14
Hunger, the jury members turn around and01:07:22
feed the artist they like in fashion a phenomenon01:07:27
called some very unpleasant01:07:30
word for my ears Glamor for some reason01:07:33
many people try to behave01:07:36
glamorous01:07:37
although I think Glamor is the freaks' concept01:07:40
of beauty01:07:43
more details many people laugh at glamor today they01:07:45
mock how they do01:07:47
n't call women glamorous Glamor of01:07:50
men01:07:52
Glamor And I feel sorry for the glamorous True, they fuss01:07:55
all the time Glamor just to01:07:58
prove to everyone that they are somehow special01:08:01
oh look how simple we are, not everyone is wearing rhinestones,01:08:04
of course it hurts to sleep But it’s01:08:06
cool, and the cat is a cat You look, a01:08:09
direct descendant of the Khan of Bahrain And01:08:12
indeed the cat has a muzzle Khan’s is01:08:16
no life they are complete boasting01:08:19
of their tails Gardeners with shovels from01:08:21
Armand plumbers with adjustable wrenches01:08:24
from gu01:08:25
and from z vorovski and mice from typhus How do you01:08:30
like our cottage? Yes, the arches of the tower01:08:33
Jacuzzi with karaoke bed with a hood on the01:08:36
ceilings stucco cupids with01:08:38
gilded faucets from which Borjomi01:08:42
drips directly in the pool on the walls the01:08:44
freshest paintings by Dali01:08:47
Picasso still01:08:50
smell of paint In general, this is everywhere Glamor for a01:08:53
kitten there is nowhere to die01:08:56
and all the guests admire but only out loud01:08:59
And they think to themselves he hanged himself and have you01:09:03
seen their glamorous dogs oh such01:09:06
small fur sausages on the legs of the01:09:10
hostess you take them to elite hairdressers01:09:12
in the spa salon they wear it in their01:09:15
armpits as if it were their name,01:09:18
they measure their temperature oh Tell me, how much does your01:09:21
Chihua cost? How much is a Chihua for yourself,01:09:26
but then all the dogs with the coolest01:09:28
passports look at our inventory01:09:30
pedigree father rare male mother01:09:32
rare [ __ ]01:09:33
looks like me yes And their children are01:09:37
glamorous about trends brands on their minds since childhood01:09:40
Wow Okay Yes, they do01:09:45
n’t want to learn giggling and [ __ ] they think that Yevtushenko01:09:47
is the designer Tsvetaeva and Akhmatova01:09:48
pop text Sarah Bernhardt is a rare01:09:51
breed of dogs And Bonaparte won in his01:09:54
time Napoleon the01:09:57
family of one bezne suc glamorous01:10:00
went on vacation to Hawaii arrived at the01:10:01
hotel daughter like zart dad Wow we will01:10:06
live in a fifty star hotel father01:10:08
like don’t touch the American01:10:12
flag and what names do they give to glamorous01:10:15
children Jessica Nicole Matilda Daniel01:10:18
Paris01:10:19
Brie01:10:24
with01:10:25
middle name01:10:27
Elvis Petrovich How do you like it01:10:31
Nicole01:10:32
Stepana Britney Fedorovna Agnes01:10:36
Panteleevna sent me a letter from the01:10:38
teacher of a cool glamorous01:10:40
kindergarten, she got a slap on the ears from01:10:42
the head saying that you can’t call children by01:10:44
their last names, she is humiliating, she writes to me What should I01:10:47
do in a group of seven boys, six of them,01:10:50
yes, she gave the parents the task of coming up with an01:10:52
affectionate nickname for the child,01:10:54
the teacher can use it01:10:56
and writes to me now in my group there is a little ray01:10:59
Masik Ninja meatball Dalik Aziraphale the01:11:02
bright future Lord of01:11:05
Asgard Tell me how not to feel sorry for them they ca01:11:09
n’t eat normally, neither porridge should01:11:11
be but pori not jelly panna cotta not dumplings01:11:17
padel not crackers01:11:21
sure u for01:11:22
[music]01:11:24
wow01:11:29
special glamorous restaurants01:11:31
have opened the conversations in them are only cool01:11:34
and glamorous You know Nicole I01:11:38
tried oysters here yesterday, something so01:11:40
disgusting Anzhelochka And you know that they01:11:43
need to be watered with vinegar Well, you might01:11:46
even say picking them out of shells01:11:49
in one such glamorous01:11:54
establishment, a rat climbed onto the next chair01:11:56
and stared at them the girl got scared,01:11:59
says the rat And the guy says You, this01:12:02
is an elite restaurant, it’s a01:12:05
chinchilla, the girl calmed down, took the rat in her01:12:08
arms, started stroking01:12:12
my chinchilla, they don’t even have a language like normal01:12:15
children, nanny no baby sitter, man01:12:18
walking the dog, dog walker, plumber, WC cleaner,01:12:25
it’s hard to pronounce even01:12:28
now they call their man not a sponsor, before a01:12:31
sponsor, then Papik, now they call their man an01:12:36
accessory, a top model, as I said,01:12:39
a model of a person under Met 80 came to that01:12:42
scene with a daddy meter 50 tall, her friend01:12:45
asks what kind of accessory you have,01:12:46
small, and she answers, it’s a01:12:54
sample of us01:12:55
they learn about how to live from01:12:57
glamorous glossy magazines, there are01:13:00
the names of the articles. What is it worth, how can a01:13:04
man’s lobe guess the size of his01:13:07
main organ,01:13:09
wallet, or how to pump up your01:13:12
lips or chest first and then do an advertisement?01:13:14
We have two breasts; you’ll get the third one for01:13:20
free. Well, that’s what this is life is not01:13:23
Renew Rud they find your breasts from the01:13:26
last01:13:27
collection legs are not collectible at all the01:13:31
husband after a while does not recognize his wife01:13:33
because she has already had three lifts done to her01:13:35
nose, reduced her ears, increased wrinkles01:13:37
with Botox, polished01:13:43
from a pony,01:13:45
transplanted breasts were normal now01:13:48
two tanks under the neck, upper lip like a01:13:51
doorknob with a hickey Frost01:13:54
kissed Why did they decide that this is01:13:56
beautiful Well, this is a silver lining01:14:00
But the daughter’s chest doesn’t get wet, she covers it with a01:14:02
visor It’s a silicone storage and she doesn’t01:14:06
smile, the stitches on the tailbone01:14:09
All the wives will separate after Botox,01:14:12
the hot air balloon with the eyes will look the same and when01:14:15
the wife says, oh, I need to pin something here, tighten it up01:14:17
here, patch it up,01:14:19
the businessman begins to calculate whether it is01:14:22
more profitable to repair the old one01:14:25
or get a new one, they told me that it started like this,01:14:29
that when she returned home, her01:14:31
German Shepherd got scared and01:14:34
covered her face with her paws on a tree. Out of fear, she climbed into the01:14:36
SK hazel tree and hid. And another01:14:41
fashionable girl, MAZ, came into the bar and01:14:45
approached a man and whispered Glamor Neva so man01:14:48
man don’t treat a lady to a cocktail he01:14:51
looked at her and gave her away only with a hammer01:14:59
and after all all this Glamor requires01:15:02
money in an honest way it’s01:15:04
impossible to earn such money so they live not01:15:06
only in bustle, but also in constant fear,01:15:09
they saw the eyes of our elite businessmen01:15:11
like the eyes of a cat who was caught01:15:13
[ __ ] by the tray because there was only one thought in his head01:15:16
where to spend it until he was imprisoned, but he will01:15:20
definitely be imprisoned; in Russia, he will not be01:15:21
imprisoned only if you are in United Russia01:15:28
and who you are and who doesn’t breed them?01:15:32
What kind of spa programs for them won’t come up with a01:15:35
wrap made of whale droppings from01:15:36
Californian whales, and along with the01:15:39
head01:15:43
wraps, a program for the01:15:46
nostrils. This is very important so that there is no01:15:49
cellulite here; rubbing the01:15:51
urine of a red-eared macaque into the lower chakra and01:15:54
they Vert believe in it at expensive resorts01:15:57
there is such a service, a special pool01:15:59
you put your feet in, special fish do01:16:03
peeling, eat the01:16:05
hair of the rich Russians, they stopped letting them in,01:16:09
firstly, because sometimes the fish die from Russian01:16:11
feet.01:16:13
And some also get drunk and wear01:16:15
Kovali shoes and climb there so that the fish can01:16:21
clean their soles. the poor01:16:23
glamorous ones don't breed VNO in a glamorous01:16:25
magazine, I read an advertisement for a solarium, our01:16:27
tan will last you another 2 weeks01:16:31
after your death and they believe And recently01:16:36
I will quote again only after first01:16:39
asking for your apology, it turns out that01:16:42
they have01:16:46
navel cleaning, piercing of the reproductive organs and and01:16:50
excuse me, excuse me, sculptural01:16:53
formatting01:16:58
I started reading the01:17:01
article, the first01:17:03
line, if you don’t like your01:17:08
pubis, well, who doesn’t like it? You01:17:12
can and how can you not like it T In the01:17:15
morning I went up to01:17:18
the mirror, I’m not happy with what01:17:23
he’s01:17:25
doing Well, the world has gone crazy, he says, otherwise with01:17:29
such a pubis somehow you01:17:31
can’t appear in a decent society And they do it, since01:17:34
it exists, it means someone is doing it, but the01:17:36
following is even worse Well, I01:17:39
apologize twice, but I read this01:17:42
in a glossy01:17:44
magazine highlighting the01:17:48
anus And01:17:51
why is this also so that in a decent society01:17:54
you can they01:17:55
say, look, I have a light at the end of the tunnel.01:17:59
This is and after all, women are being waged, our01:18:04
young women are being waged, I forget the simplest01:18:06
truth. Glamor is the best opportunity01:18:09
to be a happy [ __ ] for a short time before01:18:12
you are thrown into01:18:18
the trash heap, my friends, you know. It01:18:22
would seem that laughter is01:18:23
laughter01:18:26
than American stories for some reason01:18:28
no one pays attention to this, maybe01:18:30
no one notices, maybe this has not01:18:32
manifested itself for people for ordinary people, but01:18:36
young people now guess the Unified01:18:40
State Exam come to work and they are01:18:44
unfit for a professional they have no knowledge they have01:18:47
no profession they Meta01:18:51
gesture01:18:53
ask for a Russian word in ancient times for01:18:56
managers Nika is more suitable These are01:18:59
the kind of stomps that have come everywhere and it01:19:02
will soon be dangerous to live in this country because of them01:19:05
librarians cooks workers trolls01:19:09
Why is there an accident in the subway Yes01:19:10
because the managers came to work they don’t01:19:13
know that you can’t tie a rail to a01:19:15
sleeper with a rope and so on it’s01:19:18
good everywhere. The older01:19:20
generation of pilots is still working, you can still fly01:19:22
because they practiced on airplanes on01:19:25
monitors, but the younger ones will come and they won’t be able to fly,01:19:27
but at the ticket office there are already young Wakhas,01:19:30
these Blondie nush ones01:19:33
with skirts shorter than their fingernails,01:19:37
and I’m the only one telling me in01:19:40
Gelendzhik where01:19:43
it is in what sense Well, in the country In01:19:48
what Say you don’t know in Russia01:19:51
She says okay, you’re all01:19:53
joking,01:19:55
that is, it’s also my fault if there’s a01:19:58
young cook in the cafe, I don’t01:20:02
order mushrooms, it’s01:20:05
life-threatening, dangerous, oh, some01:20:08
young man stomp kaka means in the menu wrote01:20:12
in the Molodezhny cafe wrote We have fresh01:20:15
Forester's fungi01:20:17
this01:20:18
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Ugh01:20:23
disgusting in the same Gelendzhik he01:20:27
sat down with me of course to take a selfie The rescuer is01:20:31
young and muscular, so real01:20:34
sad in the morning It happened the next day01:20:37
again in the morning sad And in the evening Cheerful01:20:39
leaves work I say, why are you every01:20:40
day? Sad in the morning. Rescuer remembered.01:20:44
He says: Yes, I don’t01:20:46
know how to swim. That is, in the morning he’s afraid that someone will have to be01:20:49
saved. All over the country, he01:20:55
came to the publishing house that publishes my books01:20:57
to work as a translator.01:21:01
person is a young pepper and in the questionnaire to the question about the01:21:04
degree of proficiency in foreign languages01:21:06
he wrote at the level of01:21:11
intuition the country of prov of unsuitable people, the01:21:13
wife bought a coat for Vis computer and the01:21:17
saleswoman writes by hand, fills out01:21:21
her check there and the wife’s matchmaker writes a coat or a01:21:26
coat, the wife says you don’t know01:21:28
She says Yes, I work in a shoe shop,01:21:30
so I really need to know if you01:21:34
work in a shoe shop. And another01:21:36
friend of mine. The fact is that I01:21:39
talked about this on the air on Humor FM in an01:21:41
unformatted program with Mikhail Zadorny and01:21:43
you know what hit many people began to01:21:46
notice that the Topic is the right one and they01:21:48
started sending me letters and calling my acquaintances01:21:50
telling me about incidents from their lives as01:21:53
confirmation of the evidence that I was01:21:55
right with my conclusions, so I studied with01:21:58
one of my fellow students, a former classmate of mine from the Moscow Aviation Institute,01:22:01
he is a successful businessman, he has many01:22:04
employees, and he asked for a secretary, a01:22:06
secretary for -Russian coffee and he01:22:10
asked for coffee for November 4th, we have such a01:22:12
holiday Nobody knows what he is01:22:14
enlightened by. Therefore, they say a holiday named after01:22:16
November 4th, everything is for this holiday. He01:22:23
asked01:22:25
Mirov to erase it. I don’t know what will happen to you,01:22:27
but the employees really froze when she01:22:30
wrote order for cremation,01:22:33
continue with the01:22:38
list, laughter, laughter, but in our country it will01:22:41
soon be impossible to undergo treatment; a01:22:43
recent reform of the Ministry of Health was carried out. What does this01:22:45
mean? I knew doctors,01:22:48
thanks to these doctors, I haven’t been to a clinic for 15 years.01:22:52
They gave me advice on how to01:22:56
live without getting sick. This is a01:22:59
real doctor. And today there are doctors who work01:23:02
who know how to fill out forms and who01:23:05
trick you into taking medications,01:23:08
they prescribe them themselves,01:23:09
they sell them, and today all my friends01:23:13
who gave me advice were kicked out,01:23:15
fired from clinics, only young01:23:18
managers remained. Well, you can’t get treatment in this country,01:23:21
my friend will be appliable sits in a mountain,01:23:29
what are you01:23:31
sick with? She says, actually, I01:23:34
wanted to ask you why I’m sick, and he also01:23:39
started to persecute her, they went to the sick, I don’t01:23:41
know what they’re01:23:43
sick with. Well, what a freak,01:23:45
just another guy01:23:48
who didn’t know me wrote to me by email, Michal01:23:50
Nikolaevich A you are right I01:23:54
broke my leg in three places at Easter, well, it’s great our01:23:57
people celebrated normally in Russian and01:24:01
so the young doctor at the emergency room01:24:04
said if I were01:24:08
sober, I would of course intervene01:24:12
surgically, but today is Easter, my01:24:16
friend, God willing, it will heal like that.01:24:19
Brilliantly01:24:23
yes01:24:25
then I thought, added Well, come in a week,01:24:27
suddenly it won’t work, that is, suddenly the01:24:31
Lord won’t01:24:32
work. This is such a danger. In the country,01:24:35
this is more serious than sanctions, we will survive. What should a01:24:37
young veterinarian do about this? I’m01:24:41
afraid to tell you, I prescribed a01:24:48
mouth rinse for the cat. Have you tried01:24:51
mouthwash for the cat? You can use this01:24:56
do another one told by a woman behind01:24:59
the scenes, she says she came to the doctor, she prescribed01:25:01
the medicine and immediately sold it to me. I01:25:04
ask how to take it, everything is written in the instructions,01:25:06
when you come home, read it,01:25:08
she says she came home, unfolded01:25:10
the instructions, it says01:25:12
consult with a doctor. And this is what everyone01:25:15
ended up in this story, but mine01:25:19
there is a miracle friend inte from with01:25:26
glasses in a pharmacy works knows Latin01:25:30
Because in Soviet times doctors knew01:25:33
Latin they wrote out prescriptions in Latin01:25:36
what kind of Latin she came to her Vakha01:25:41
showed the recipe there was What Latin01:25:44
was written in Russian give it to01:25:53
her01:25:57
Here you are want They will all come to01:26:01
work soon oh another one also01:26:05
responded after the next broadcast of the01:26:08
Humor FM program I have been working as a state farm worker in01:26:12
a hospital for many years, an apparently intelligent person wrote to me01:26:14
recently we01:26:16
received a question from the heads of the department from01:26:18
young new managers super question01:26:21
How many are on your territory01:26:28
he writes to me of rats I thought I wrote01:26:34
378 I got an answer from the young people that01:26:37
they thought for so long They couldn’t immediately01:26:40
calculate the country is starting to flourish in01:26:43
full Doria This is a brilliant letter I01:26:47
paid the utility bill the01:26:49
girl in the window How are you Mikhail01:26:51
Nikolaevich Say01:26:53
Nika asks me how long you will be01:26:55
pay for water I answer 0 Cuba she takes01:26:59
a long time entering data into the computer I01:27:01
ask her what happened Why does01:27:03
the computer freeze Yes no it doesn’t freeze01:27:05
she answers she just understands I enter into the01:27:07
computer all the time 01 Cuba and it01:27:10
lights up01:27:17
010 but he answered her brilliantly01:27:19
he says Come on, I’m not Stingy,01:27:25
I can pay 010 I once mocked01:27:28
Well, let’s say irony like this at the01:27:31
lyrics of Soviet songs, I considered them01:27:33
primitive, I didn’t know that they would sing in our time01:27:35
Well, there really were01:27:37
words that were very primitive, for example, there01:27:40
were lines I that’s why I said that’s01:27:43
why agriculture is not01:27:45
developing because we’re using an iron horse,01:27:47
that is, with a tractor, we’ll go around all the fields, we’ll collect the crops01:27:50
with Pash, I said that’s why there’s01:27:52
no harvest because we need to do01:27:53
the opposite,01:27:56
we’ll collect the plant and then the sun01:28:01
Pasha is incompetent and Leni Filatov,01:28:04
who played the kingdom on this stage to him01:28:07
heavenly we were friends in our youth and He01:28:09
once told me that he had an inquisitive brain01:28:11
Who had Lenya he says Listen,01:28:13
how could an artist give his01:28:15
beloved girl a million scarlet dews Even I did01:28:19
n’t immediately understand what he meant I01:28:21
say And in what sense he says, well,01:28:23
a million - that’s it,01:28:28
and I talked about it on television, I don’t01:28:30
remember in which program it was quite a01:28:32
long time ago, only recently. About a month and a half01:28:34
ago I received a letter of complaint. From a01:28:37
young manager, you yourself, you are our01:28:39
managers, you dare Michal Nikolaevich, and you01:28:41
yourself don’t even really know what01:28:44
which number is even No, so a million is an01:28:48
odd number and 2 million is an even01:28:53
number01:28:58
illiteracy among young people almost01:29:01
everywhere young commentators what they01:29:03
say on TV the commentator01:29:06
commented on football in a gasp Tan01:29:09
talks about a football player he kicks well with both his01:29:11
left and right foot Then a pause says01:29:14
Absolutely two-legged football player01:29:18
here is an article in the newspaper before the journalists would01:29:21
not have shot to Magadan exiled01:29:25
Medvedev after the rape fired the01:29:27
head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of01:29:34
Buryatia announcer in01:29:37
Chelyabinsk how fervently he says dial air into the01:29:40
rudder after the meteorite01:29:43
banged01:29:45
said to the entire Chelyabinsk region01:29:47
said our Chelyabinsk residents suffered greatly01:29:51
from01:29:53
flatulence01:29:55
[applause]01:29:56
do you know what complaints can be made to01:29:59
young people when young teachers came to01:30:00
school they themselves are not literate sometimes01:30:03
students are more literate students raised by01:30:06
their parents are more literate than the teachers01:30:09
who were raised by the state For01:30:10
example, a student wrote to me, our01:30:12
Russian language teacher recently01:30:14
gave a pearl just for you as a gift Mikhail01:30:16
Nikolaevich, she said language is part of01:30:18
the body and the Russian language is part of the Russian01:30:22
body, a01:30:25
young nerd at school came from01:30:29
the Ministry of Education and immediately01:30:31
distributed instructions to all teachers,01:30:33
highlighted in red the especially correct01:30:36
places from her point of view and wrote at01:30:39
the top. Pay01:30:41
attention to my red01:30:46
highlights for you, nerd. You need to take these instructions to the clinic01:30:49
if you have red01:30:52
discharge and these are our young ones. They are anyway,01:30:57
genetically they are very sensual; there01:31:00
is a ancestral memory. There was great01:31:02
literature;01:31:04
they want to write poetry; they want to write songs; they want to write01:31:06
novels; but for this you need to have an01:31:08
education. But They don’t know this and01:31:11
sometimes they send me their own writings, which means01:31:14
my friends, I’ll let you quote01:31:16
something. For example, a01:31:19
young writer about the heroine and she spoke,01:31:22
spoke tirelessly, when you01:31:26
come home, try to speak.01:31:29
The lips of another writes, her heart sank as01:31:32
she entered the hallway. That’s about literacy. I do01:31:36
n’t even say drive, another01:31:38
writer writes the driver’s The door01:31:41
opened, a man slowly got out of the car.01:31:44
First, he threw out his left01:31:50
leg, then he threw out his right leg with him,01:31:55
but again in the ancestral memory of our01:31:58
man, speak figuratively write figuratively,01:32:00
our literature is figurative, it is difficult01:32:02
to translate it into precise Western languages Well01:32:06
Our speech is figurative. For example,01:32:08
tell an American, he won’t understand. How01:32:10
can it be that the numbering of the cars01:32:13
starts from the tail of the train, that’s where the tail of01:32:16
the train is, what kind of Zhivochik is that with a tail01:32:19
or the batteries are dead where they sat, they have01:32:22
legs, they translate our songs, they01:32:25
really they consider us aggressive,01:32:26
well, our wives have guns loaded, everything is all axis of01:32:31
Crimea Now it’s clear Well, one German01:32:35
married our girl, she gave him such a01:32:38
thing that he almost got divorced in the morning,01:32:41
she said, she said, I slept without my hind01:32:44
legs.01:32:45
For him, this is horror, where did they come from? What01:32:50
kind of01:32:52
Avatar image did Peter give out about his hero?01:32:57
his thoughts are a thief in his head Well, bad Well,01:33:00
okay, the connecting link separates01:33:04
like panties in the dryer without01:33:08
antistatic agent. Where did you see them? You can01:33:11
tell me. Here I am a writer. I have never01:33:13
seen panties in the dryer. Especially without01:33:17
antistatic agent. a young writer about her01:33:19
heroine, her long legs fell into a high,01:33:22
heavy butt, so01:33:25
oh-oh-oh, and this is a young writer about01:33:28
her hero who described him, his snub nose01:33:32
smoothly turned into a swan01:33:35
neck, they need to hold hands in one01:33:37
novel, these are the heroines with this hero, opening01:33:41
eyes need to be read with an expression by opening their01:33:44
eyes these are young writers opening their eyes the01:33:46
first thing she saw was his01:33:49
enlightened01:33:51
happy mustachioed forehead01:33:55
imagining a mustachioed01:33:57
forehead that’s how you like this pearl sexy01:34:02
smile pulled his cheeks to his01:34:05
ears it’s even01:34:08
impossible to play for 4 months Peter didn’t take off his pants there01:34:14
was simply no reason and his kidneys were all in01:34:19
order01:34:22
moss owl with no panties over01:34:27
your head haha he apparently tore her nose and01:34:31
tore off her ears about love he ran his hands01:34:37
gently along her01:34:43
waist he was watering with01:34:47
happiness at Repeat he gently ran her nipples with his01:34:52
hands01:34:56
either her tits were like the ears of a01:35:00
spaniel, or he would take a liking to the dachshund, it’s01:35:09
even that, unfortunately, our evening is01:35:13
over and therefore my wish to you01:35:19
Hello What does it mean Be healthy01:35:22
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Самый новый концерт Михаила Задорнова! Новые шутки о реформе образования, цитаты из письменных работ молодых людей, приколы молодежи, живущей в сети Интернет. Новый рассказ Задорнова "Предсказания рублю". Михаил Задорнов. Концерт "Кажется, что всё не так плохо, как кажется", 01.05.15 Вас ждут новые названия книг, понятные молодым людям, свежие шутки Задорнова о чиновниках. Рассказ о том, как снимают все голливудские фильмы. Философское наблюдение Михаила Задорнова о людях из века прошлого и века нынешнего. В концерте принимают участие Брендон Стоун, Марина Орлова и Соня Фисенко. ✔ Смотрите на Задор ТВ: ➡ Концерты Михаила Задорнова - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMq9dPXd4COHwi1ptDF1Xn0foRRdtiENH ➡ Михаил Задорнов Лучшее - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMq9dPXd4COHLuAbjhEnzhnulv1Fdx8_i ➡ Неформат с Михаилом Задорновым - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF3C82E9FA53388E1 ➡ Вещий Олег. Обретенная быль - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMq9dPXd4COH4LpR8BID9NeRDqs5rxGL7 ➡ Фильмы Михаила Задорнова - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMq9dPXd4COGAKy6NvutKIkgjuLrKbh_U ✔ Подписывайся на Задор ТВ ➡ https://www.youtube.com/mnzadornov?gl=CO
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