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[music]
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the evening has come to us, as always,
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the stars are our enemy again,
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we call you a
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cheerful zucchini, take your seats as soon as possible, a
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meeting of friends has been scheduled, let there be no
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frown today, because a
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cheerful shu, how can we crawl,
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runs around the globe without knowing the boundaries, smile smile smile
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flies to the face
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smile smile flies smile smile
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availability
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good evening dear friends well,
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today we meet again in the
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tavern on na im for where
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characters from humorous magazines from different
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countries gather
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crocodile Polish Czech high heels about
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Hungarian khacha well even her mother
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German Eulenspiegel Bulgarian
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kingdom of Kazan holding
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good evening good evening evening remember his
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trumpet the main thing is to understand your
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shortcomings later there will always be time
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to get used to them she is the director and
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you of course remember from our last
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program he has an amazing
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property no matter how overwhelmed with work
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he always manages to ruin it pan
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director yeah of all the shortcomings I
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recognize only one material pongo
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pipe, this is a quiet and modest person who
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loves nature very much because it cannot
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harm him at his service
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pongo pipe, no one told you that he
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looks like a morel does not change, is not
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surprised,
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I ask you for the evening watermelon and damn
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hello bank will be good evening tenth
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belly why with an umbrella the
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weather is beautiful without on I don’t know in the morning they promised
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rain pan belly an
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extremely careful person does not
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take responsibility for anything even when
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he claims that the earth rotates
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adds according to Copernicus, well,
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dear friends, how to talk about accounts
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here- here are the pipes, a watch on a chain and time
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is running out, so let’s not waste it with data
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and let’s look at our Kabachenko
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whatever you want, you know what they serve with the gentleman belly,
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you already know each other in this
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tavern, on the floor above, he makes a comment in the bed
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for visitors, but now he came not from home,
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but from a story, politeness for such a
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nice client, perhaps it’s better to have light ones,
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no, he’s also alone, wait, wait, on the
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bottom that you’re there I don’t like the label, it’s something
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too beautiful, I’d like something
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simpler,
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well then, take the same black one,
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please, finger, it’s not too strong
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and I wouldn’t like three
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stronger, yes, then please,
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love it, it’s very strong, I’m afraid that it’s
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strong, maybe my heart hurts,
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please, I don’t drink beer at all,
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please send me a bottle of
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mineral,
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harder, a bottle of mineral water,
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something today, the portions are half the size
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yesterday, on a separate terrace, actually windows,
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you see, to visitors sitting by the window, we
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always serve significantly larger portions, a
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bunch
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for advertising, good evening, a couple of results, a
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new object here here, a car, something
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has happened yet, no, but it will happen, it
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is possible that you will have to order a
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memorial plaque, and this man
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was first a photographer, but he has this job
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he didn’t have enough self-control and then he
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became an inventor, every time he
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brings his new inventions to our tavern,
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judging by his determined
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appearance, today he came artificial
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[music]
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landy letters of this, I am confident in this, I am asking
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you to help me with my new
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invention, this came from
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Tonight, every thought that came into my head, I
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must definitely look at it in the
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morning by daylight, I considered,
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well, no big capital is needed,
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only three zlotys for postage,
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and what does the stamp have to do with the
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government, only it can
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implement it, but I no no it’s connected with the
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allocation to the millionaire,
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everything is very simple in January or February,
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so you don’t have any storming, that’s
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right,
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but in November or December there is, and so I
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invented that since the calendar was invented,
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I propose to decisively change the
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existing account of time, pay
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attention
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in January and February from you are fulfilling the plan
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and here is my new comment from now on in
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January it will be until February 5
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later than 5 in March the end of the quarter in March there
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will be that means after March 10 it goes
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that April 1 in April there will be 7 days so in
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the main 8 and this is not 8 8 just but in June is
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also the end of the quarter, so in June there will be
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15
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in July and August there will be 10 days each in
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September the end of the quarter in September there will be
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20 from 20 that’s enough and here comes the
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last portal October in October there will be
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30 in November we are already starting to think about the
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annual plan in November there will be 100 days
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100 to 100 and finally in December it will be
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145 as always 145 no leap years
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146 how amazing the collection is, you know
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someone is riding there with the March
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plan and we have already fulfilled they are sitting they will
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catch up with us only three zlotys
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from the director’s fund I’m going to
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write a letter now actions to do,
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I must immediately warn that our
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inventor is a very energetic person,
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if he does not forget to leave the letter
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that he sat down to write in your mailbox, the
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calendars may very soon become outdated,
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although there is only one copy of
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such a calendar,
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this copy is not from the writer
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Vladimir Mikhailov,
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but who knows how long we have left
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exist in the form of humoresque
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[music]
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plan early you of course remember
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keeps up with the times and never
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bothers him today she came to us
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from the story sit down with Lutsk magic wand
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[music]
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have a seat novices 1 million spinning spinning neither
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rest nor peace don’t say
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planning say we are all spinning
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spinning across the aabl and decided to cancel
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find out knocked off my feet until I found something to my liking
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she found a picture parameters
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head field some of the dishes don’t need to be
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renewed I have you know revelry
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love with him I had a
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name for the fireplace that day I wanted I went to sew a dress like this 5
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times, for example, actually,
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my figure is made from ready-made things, I only wear a
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woolen blouse, I wanted to repaint it,
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so you know, I’m also just a diva, but now I
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know that clothes make a person,
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then I have to go to my aunt for I didn’t
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want to die,
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but you can imagine how she was
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happy
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it was still nothing today, but tomorrow tomorrow is a
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terrible day, well, or he was subjected to the need to
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go to the house management to quarrel then you
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know died out 6 then they then for the
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last love people I don’t have the
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last day not
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at all I’ll tell you so a couple in order
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to get sick you need to have only one of the yes
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you want tomatoes and sat down
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lights you know no it’s called
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today someone else can you can
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and the accident is no worse than sharing the Lord himself there
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is someone here or so and the shares
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further I’m so over and
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you have acidum from here
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surprise me a little Dina
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don’t see about such you
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didn’t feed
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yours for a
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couple of days you
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need to know your I’m the
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moon
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us our who’s nonsense
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for and after all you can
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she’s already up to
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7.doc
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ist-nova shadowy like that really
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banned
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[music]
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cause very sad song and the girl
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who left her beloved, but now
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I have another one, he’s the same as you, he’s just as
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silent as he
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also loves naiad art, but this is a certain one
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because I’ve known you for many years and
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he’s only a few days old, if I
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ever see you, I’ll never tell you
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how I did breasts
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[music]
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and who are you
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women
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and 10 what kind of ride can you go
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[music]
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platinum album
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[music]
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hotel 41
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give me
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that and these promotions are
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nowhere
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[music]
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[applause]
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lipstick how successful the
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announcement is ready I’m ready
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to give the last letter now I’ll write it out the entrance of the
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hunters section is organizing a lecture on
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training pointing dogs, but I don’t like it,
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how can I tell you pongo pipes
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pan here is the fish, let’s put in a
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pencil, take a pencil, I will dictate a new
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announcement,
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write to the hunters section, organizing
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a lecture on training pointing dogs and the
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international situation, but why is
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it easier for individual hunters than for
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international ones? put a strange soft
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pongo grass strange with you understand
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consults and you and I object but if you
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insist I insist date write then
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write hunters sections organizes
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lectures first international position
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second training of pointing dogs after
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training and dancing there is a buffet and
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transport is provided but why do
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hunters need to dance they won’t
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dance dogs bears eat necessarily
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dances otherwise we won’t find a single hunter
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for us and lectures by the way they are not
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such hunters as you think, not that they are
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real hunters panda let’s
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still consult sir this
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story by Felix Komov is called
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let’s Let's consult,
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but if you so insist on coins, you
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instructed it’s clear, where are you going
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to write lipstick there? Cassidy
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sections of hunters organize lectures
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first international position 2
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training of pointing dogs after the lecture
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analysis of a personal file of
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such a matter and this is best for you, find
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some hunter who is not
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treats his dogs in a friendly manner
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and work on the dogs the hunter is a
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hunter and we are not interested in this and the
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dogs, what are you saying
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pantin here is a fish who gave you the right to
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speak on behalf of all the dogs of hunters
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the hunter must respect his section he is
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not a hunter first of all and then not a
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hunter,
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but if you insist so much on the cart, it wouldn’t be your
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wife, why insist, then
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write like this, write the hunters’ section
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will organize a lecture, so the first
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international position after the lecture,
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analysis of a personal file, where is
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the training,
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and there is no training border, we
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can’t, we can’t follow the lead
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cop dogs what if she barks at the lecturer
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I protest all turns out to be a troublemaker
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pipes yes yes yes you are a troublemaker
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with you understand it is advised you object
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to them no object object pencil I
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myself will write advertisements for sex and
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hunters organizes a lecture the
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first international position after the
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lecture analysis of a personal file on in
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trumpet me moral everyday decomposition
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oh after the decomposition dancing
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pointer dogs are not allowed to dance
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like this in this context breakaway bank
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go and hang it in the most visible places
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go
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[applause]
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[music]
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[applause]
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[music]
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now young people as if I should
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talk everything masks every map be
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the first to be introduced that's why the houses are
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falling apart what kind of houses they built the water is
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true the garbage chute the sewerage
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heating plant for a good architect it's
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really possible they built the
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corners they built it strong they built it
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Yesterday a neighbor in our kitchen was
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chopping wood and waving axes like that the whole
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apartment was shaking I'll just turn it around 2
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tiles from the floor, why do we need
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firewood if the house has
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hot water pipes from a heating plant, that’s the point
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if the boiler is like this in apartment 3, a
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neighbor told me to catch one like this, you
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can heat the water on the stove, I take away gas
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gas, we have gas, and what if a pipe
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bursts in apartment 7? the
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benefactor of the bodies told me
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about firewood, I don’t understand why there is firewood if the
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young couple doesn’t have a stove in the house, then first of all with
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mirrors,
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well, I’m just saying they built God
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knows what they get with it,
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and the idea to install the stove wasn’t enough, it was
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n’t enough for
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you think about this happiness for us too our
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neighbor is a jack of all trades
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and he decided he himself agreed to install
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this stove, we have already delivered cement, we have delivered
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a brick, but we just don’t need to
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find a pipe, but yes, where does he think you see
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a pipe
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and garbage about it - some top 10 also
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knows let's say it's planned that the
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garbage chute is intended for this purpose, it
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was distinguished at 30 cm,
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I thought that for garbage
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no matter how it was marked, no matter how wrong the
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third day I stuffed it like a
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3 kilogram can of you and a jar of
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cucumbers, the
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technician is not there yet, well, that means it was impossible to have
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such a big jar to sell in the trash he
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choice is not quite right neighbor and 7
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apartments tried the children there back and the
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channel so far we you try all
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the same put this can in the
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trash can and then take out
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the trash can alya
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and I’m a young man you don’t drag me she
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shut up in on my they don’t have a box in
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any case, we’ve had enough more than once, we’ve done it,
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we live in new houses and we want to live
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culture, they’re like wounds in terms of I don’t understand you, no,
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perhaps even a writer like Lapkovsky who
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wrote this scene is also unlikely to be
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God’s, no and not but I say
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today’s young people
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don’t even know how to talk, they don’t know how to talk, they don’t know how to talk, they don’t know how to talk, they’re all
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snowy, they’re all like water, so you and
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[music] are at home,
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and this is exactly our account of the year, of
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course I remembered the bonus, she paints, you pay
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not the seamstress’s
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eyes, the hike works off her
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Achilles’ heel
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[ music]
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when did your slides
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we declared the engagement invalid
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my attitude to the sir changed numerically
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inside you wear the ring that he gave you about the
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ring we went didn’t remain unchanged
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daddy and the carpets
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why didn’t you tell us honestly for him to
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see me right him to ask for
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your hand I told him she said, but he assured
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me that he had seen you several times,
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despite this, he still wants to
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marry me every day, he came to the saint,
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you quarreled, that he married a
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flower shop saleswoman, a
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decent girl never runs for a
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couple, well, where has it been seen that a mousetrap
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is chasing after you won’t care? 2 and what do you
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think about all this? I
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feel nothing, I feel that the masks are constantly not
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in my head, but they just can’t get through
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you, after all,
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these are our old friends Teresa and smooth
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family battles rs usually takes a
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heart attack, courted the base in my
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taxi and now we’re going tram dear I’m
00:24:43
proud of you so I want
00:24:45
more people to see you you know in this and the
00:24:47
tram there were so many people even
00:24:49
some men were standing please two
00:24:58
lids from pots a tablespoon one
00:25:03
large kitchen knife and one bowl and
00:25:06
then an aluminum one and how much will
00:25:14
this text help
00:25:32
beat the lids rhythmically from each other,
00:26:01
could you throw a spoon on the floor
00:26:04
no no no as soon as the pen is
00:26:08
fixed of course my idea as soon as the
00:26:14
tarot is closed no throw the spoon on the floor
00:26:16
please very well you do that
00:26:24
could you, at my sign, continuously
00:26:27
introduce the Omsk knife with a knife that I here
00:26:36
please from here on the signal
00:27:15
exit phone dial number 1
00:27:29
[music] [
00:27:36
music]
00:28:03
beer
00:28:06
acoustic do you think the ruler himself
00:28:11
thought of this no this method was suggested to him by the
00:28:14
Hungarian humorist
00:28:15
Istvan Kola who wrote a humoresque
00:28:18
called the main thing is
00:28:34
today's award and which one will apply
00:28:40
it was not given another story by the Hungarian
00:28:42
writer Zerde Myakisha, a bonus, that’s why they
00:28:49
didn’t fulfill the plan for the finished product and
00:28:52
you were deprived of three types of regret, sometimes you
00:28:56
should have given it, but it’s terribly so terribly
00:28:59
sorry for us the money now, well, it’s clear you’re
00:29:05
not this employee,
00:29:10
I wouldn’t say that, but don’t be offended don’t be
00:29:13
offended dear, sooner or later you
00:29:15
tell me it might already happen to him already
00:29:16
give time to everyone you already
00:29:18
get only the best because it’s true, well
00:29:20
of course we see when the award for each
00:29:22
candidate is obviously discussed no in the form of a
00:29:28
helmet dear
00:29:38
[laughter]
00:29:50
others have not yet lost their grip
00:29:57
[laughter]
00:30:11
I'm with you
00:30:13
be men I iPad love you take into
00:30:19
account
00:30:20
what I received for up to 500 zlotys
00:30:41
[laughter]
00:30:43
450 volts 450
00:30:51
just funny
00:30:56
four hundred and fifty times just funny
00:31:00
here 52500 just funny lords
00:31:16
I'll put this money aside to buy a car it's
00:31:21
still nice when you have a lot of money and that is,
00:31:23
expensive things are more valuable than a day, but you
00:31:27
need money to buy these things,
00:31:39
I assure you they work no worse than the
00:31:41
Polish singers violetta vimos him
00:31:44
I went
00:31:51
[music]
00:31:53
no [
00:31:54
music]
00:32:03
they
00:32:07
[music]
00:32:10
over
00:32:14
libra
00:32:16
then you need to read it you need to immediately me glands
00:32:28
they are from near London no I did not feel
00:32:32
pain
00:32:33
why people hidden house and tea fans
00:32:39
Dr. Stephen compose I am captured by and the
00:32:47
dance base new design graph network with will not
00:33:06
come
00:33:12
I once will not
00:33:42
[music]
00:33:49
good me kill me with
00:33:51
women's tea
00:33:54
[ music]
00:34:04
they met in a cafe and immediately
00:34:06
liked each other, but he didn’t dare for a long time,
00:34:08
invite me to dance a twist,
00:34:09
so he took a risk and they danced all
00:34:12
evening and tomorrow they will meet again
00:34:14
all evening I will create
00:34:17
[music]
00:34:26
they will
00:34:29
not give up the dance for us from yoshta
00:34:35
glorious filmed did not ask
00:34:39
[music]
00:34:49
[applause]
00:35:02
[music]
00:35:11
sat for something I don’t
00:35:14
understand and I don’t think about yesterday I didn’t catch
00:35:17
anything after 8 o’clock taxi driver acquaintances
00:35:23
claim that even if he has
00:35:24
one thought in his head, the poor thing is
00:35:27
still doomed to die of loneliness,
00:35:35
let him go fishing what kind of
00:35:43
species is he now with pleasure went to
00:35:46
buy some nature, joined in hunting,
00:35:52
fishing, if you don’t even
00:35:57
go, well, at least go somewhere, even a zoo or
00:36:00
something, it seems like it’s somewhere close,
00:36:04
very close across the road, I was just
00:36:09
working there, what are you saying, watchman, would you like, I’ll
00:36:14
escort you, tell me what kind of animals are there
00:36:19
animals of children they need to be smashed that they are very
00:36:26
wild they have already calmed down a little so to speak
00:36:29
where they have calmed down and kiwis
00:36:35
need to know if they manage to escape they
00:36:38
can tear into small pieces
00:36:43
yes of course they can but what do they
00:36:47
eat mainly meat than beef and they
00:36:54
eat people,
00:36:56
what are you, who will give them understanding for
00:36:59
example, but if you give them at least they will run away,
00:37:02
so then everything is ready then the
00:37:09
cages have the keys from whom the
00:37:16
guard is
00:37:28
removed,
00:37:31
she will say if you suddenly forget to
00:37:35
lock some cage, you will only
00:37:38
be mistaken by 1 tiger started to bother you,
00:37:43
go see for yourself, say that you
00:37:47
only have wild animals, you have some
00:37:49
domestic ones,
00:37:50
then cows, chickens, sheep, we have a zoo, they are a
00:37:56
barnyard, but
00:37:57
what kind of animals do you have?
00:38:08
but they are
00:38:19
not being bullied,
00:38:20
so I would tell them so and they from the place of this in
00:38:29
our zoo
00:38:32
have already accrued a zoo then a person
00:38:35
can’t calmly look at the animals I
00:38:39
wanted to look at the tiger
00:38:42
these paws came out and pulled you out to get
00:38:56
these cages fiddling around knows how to make
00:38:59
decent cages junk one they
00:39:02
cages they and ships can then
00:39:05
get pestered then only locked yes
00:39:08
and if they get away they will get away then perhaps they
00:39:17
can
00:39:19
know I’ll probably go fishing what
00:39:25
I’ll send well let’s go what what in this is a joke this is a
00:39:30
joke of a Romanian comedian siege
00:39:34
shirt which is called
00:39:36
a zoo
00:39:44
he looks like Greek you mean his
00:40:13
muscles no I mean his broken nose and
00:40:16
by the way he blocked me into my window at
00:40:19
what minute I don’t remember but I still don’t disappear as a
00:40:23
glazier like Peter life is eternal
00:40:26
Stalin it looks like a department store that’s what
00:40:32
I don’t dare what Are you saying
00:40:37
this woman has more than enough energy
00:40:39
to melt Antarctica into herring?
00:40:41
She very modestly
00:40:43
uses it for domestic purposes. You also drank
00:40:48
coffee. You were sitting here alone,
00:40:49
to see how you are not ashamed to
00:40:52
drink coffee without me. You’d better shave
00:40:54
again, professor. I'm the same man, I'm like,
00:41:00
for example, I still went to
00:41:01
the hairdresser because I want you to
00:41:03
like it, I admit, our hairdresser
00:41:07
there is easier to fold your head than to lay it down, what a
00:41:09
horror, but I hear you the other day, for
00:41:13
like everyone described, it was
00:41:15
written 5 minutes earlier, they were from the words
00:41:17
to meet at 56 and how many minutes to five you
00:41:21
see is pre-scientific, but what, but I didn’t come, I
00:41:25
came, but the takeaway itself
00:41:27
confirms what you mean for the
00:41:29
price, but nothing took a step, maybe after 3, with
00:41:32
her telegram, she made an
00:41:34
appointment for me here at the zucchini 5 o’clock the day before yesterday,
00:41:38
and I came without five of this,
00:41:41
Peter I I was addressing things, I was afraid, I
00:41:47
started to worry, I’m
00:41:48
sitting, I’m holding back and God has to hold me, and
00:41:50
all the household chores, as you say, you
00:41:51
came from Gdansk, think what a
00:41:54
coincidence for sing brother, it’s difficult there, and
00:41:56
pine trees, you know, there’s no focus on a friend, coconut, I
00:41:59
know, the man is married and autumn, you know,
00:42:03
no, Marinette.
00:42:05
What does this little brother have to do
00:42:09
with you, you can’t imagine what a
00:42:10
guy he’s become, and a hunter-fisherman, an athlete who
00:42:12
has a second rank in boxing, they’re
00:42:14
like this, they’re much cleaner, and he spends all day
00:42:17
working on guns for nothing when he gets on
00:42:19
stage, everyone runs away from him, and now in the
00:42:22
scientific secular he works at the institute, he’s
00:42:23
coming now for the scientific part, he’s
00:42:26
catching cats, just some cat is gape,
00:42:29
no joke, goodbye, all the cats are from him,
00:42:32
what a horror, please no, I’m
00:42:37
tired of weaving and looking for it, and I’m completely
00:42:39
knocked off my feet by my own grandmother, the UN
00:42:41
filed a lawsuit against him, electricity refused
00:42:43
to pay, snitch modernist I’ll live by candlelight, that’s the
00:42:46
story for the whole house, everyone’s soot and
00:42:50
the black candles like in Ethiopia, the
00:42:51
homemade candles don’t distinguish each other, he take it
00:43:03
and die, whoever I offer you from the
00:43:18
classics and in general didn’t even
00:43:19
make an offer, think about it, he abandoned Marina again and
00:43:22
moved in but of course it’s now at the
00:43:24
ring and the others are that Alina divorced
00:43:27
him already 5 so he returned to the four again, he
00:43:29
left his wife and the stranger
00:43:31
made peace, you understand Khan is an eccentric to his
00:43:33
first wife and he’s a fool to his husband, he’s
00:43:35
already married in a row and I live like this now
00:43:37
apart, although both are married, I
00:43:39
didn’t understand anything that yes, they themselves
00:43:40
can’t figure it out, especially we, sugar,
00:43:44
who is the email, not the park, what did she
00:44:16
avoid
00:44:17
telling what is close to the heart, this is a
00:45:14
difficult test writer
00:45:20
[laughter]
00:45:34
Samara
00:45:36
everyone
00:45:40
[music]
00:45:44
he’s not dead yet I’m dreaming about this
00:45:46
pyramid
00:45:48
[music]
00:46:14
[music]
00:46:17
mmorpg
00:46:26
[music]
00:46:40
[music]
00:47:03
[music]
00:47:22
and after when I didn’t even imagine
00:47:24
that it was so wonderful to understand why a
00:47:27
barge would live completely in the grave I’ll tell us a secret and then
00:47:30
really 1 Barbara Rylska what do
00:47:34
all these songs mean were they came they were
00:47:38
prepared in the same way
00:47:53
it came our pepper
00:47:56
to us from Stephanie's story a game of action a
00:47:58
heroic deed I'm glad we can easily
00:48:00
get into the story with such brutal
00:48:02
lines and what is the list
00:48:04
and yet he got there this morning he
00:48:12
committed a heroic deed but already the whole
00:48:14
the city knows about this this is the most polite
00:48:25
form of bad I will be brief before I
00:48:44
didn’t have a life but just casually and
00:48:46
live and and five
00:48:48
but this morning I got up with some
00:48:51
desire to do something embellished I
00:48:54
said at the beginning of this day what a
00:48:58
heroic act that will remain for a long time in
00:49:00
grateful memory lie
00:49:05
to do it just as if you yourself
00:49:07
listened to me
00:49:09
before the street I take revenge with a strong desire not to
00:49:12
return let's until I
00:49:14
keep God's word my God how I dreamed
00:49:19
that someone would get hit by a car I
00:49:23
would save him
00:49:25
no one I didn’t get there, then I headed to the
00:49:29
tram stop in the hope that
00:49:32
fate would allow me to realize the fang from the
00:49:34
general here, because I see
00:49:40
a tram is coming to live here on food, such are
00:49:46
not the same men, the poison of course started down.
00:49:52
that’s when it all happened, I noticed
00:49:55
the old woman that we didn’t pay any attention to her,
00:49:58
they’ll think the old woman,
00:50:02
but I longed for a feat, I told you how
00:50:06
Hamlet didn’t happen, what happened
00:50:11
then our descendants will remember,
00:50:15
and this has never happened to you
00:50:20
for centuries before centuries in the trams to the hero with a bow,
00:50:28
how did you finish how you did it to and
00:50:35
said, sit down, grandma the devil
00:50:45
[applause]
00:50:51
well, dear friends, there’s not enough
00:50:54
time again, it’s time to leave, I think that
00:50:57
you and I will meet more than once in the barrel of 13
00:51:00
chairs where you never stop talking
00:51:04
you know my weakness is an aquarium, I can
00:51:07
look at it for hours, but how does
00:51:11
your wife feel about this,
00:51:13
what’s the matter with what I do at work, they
00:51:20
roughly know what will be a
00:51:24
dream for me, what do you think scientists
00:51:29
never read newspapers,
00:51:34
you need to go to the doctor
00:51:37
and what does he understand he will say that I
00:51:39
need peace and quiet when I
00:51:41
need new suede suits here I have a
00:51:45
stain on my jacket in the house there is not a drop of
00:51:47
gasoline I say it’s time to buy a car
00:51:51
by the way lord
00:51:53
you were talking again today 8 now
00:51:56
you can’t even say a word about how you like it
00:52:00
I liked it,
00:52:03
why is he looking for a reason to
00:52:14
say something, I’m telling him, I’m talking
00:52:17
about this, you think that he will what I haven’t
00:52:19
heard, what kind of disease is this, it’s not a disease,
00:52:22
it’s been modified by the director to mirc, he
00:52:27
claims that he is your closest
00:52:29
relative and undertakes to prove it, but he’s
00:52:31
just an idiot
00:52:32
there is other evidence of it,
00:52:36
could you please explain to me how it works, it’s
00:52:41
very complicated, let’s understand the physics a little bit,
00:52:47
but what does it have to do with it, it looks like heaven whiskey is
00:52:51
simple and clear, such a dog of the
00:52:58
dachshund breed, the head of such a dog to write and
00:53:06
such a dog is very very long, that’s how it is
00:53:11
from here to another city if you pinch your
00:53:15
tail
00:53:16
here 100 catch she will be in another
00:53:19
city
00:53:21
for now is it just grab a game
00:53:26
and the radio is absolutely the same steam
00:53:31
without a sub view of old jokes
00:53:35
there are only old people for every
00:53:39
newborn any joke is new all the
00:53:42
best goodbye
00:53:45
[music]
00:53:54
close close
00:53:56
[music]
00:53:57
zucchini but we believe that you took our fun
00:54:03
with you
00:54:06
for you for you we joked and laughed and sang with an
00:54:11
open heart with an open soul goodbye to everyone
00:54:16
we wish good luck to live without smiles in
00:54:21
the world you can’t say
00:54:22
goodbye friends yes Wednesday to
00:54:27
her friends captain insult zucchini
00:54:34
call signs and post names are crane hurry
00:54:38
up we are waiting for you soon and
00:54:43
cherokee to distant countries smile smile of
00:54:49
friends goodbye to everyone I wish you good luck to live
00:54:55
without smiles in the world it is impossible yes Wednesday and
00:55:00
friends yes Wednesday not to friends
00:55:12
but
00:55:13
[music]
00:55:14
[applause]
00:55:17
[music]

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Кабачок "13 стульев" с Андреем Мироновым (1968) ▶Подписаться на канал "Советское телевидение": https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiVZttFkdEwMi3QXpRqFTzQ?sub_confirmation=1 Год производства: 1968 Известно, что большим любителем этой передачи был генеральный секретарь ЦК КПСС Л.И.Брежнев. Может быть, поэтому она выходила в эфир пятнадцать лет подряд и имела огромную популярность. Ведущий этого выпуска - актер Андрей Миронов. Итак, позвольте пригласить вас в кабачок «13 стульев», где всегда собираются веселые люди, персонажи юмористических журналов разных стран. Вы услышите забавные истории, рассказанные посетителями кабачка, в которых есть добрая шутка, дружеская ирония, грустные неурядицы и смешные недоразумения. Эти передачи смотрели с улыбкой на лице, в них было все прекрасно - песни, наряды, прически и шутки. Телеспектакль "Кабачок "13 стульев" Гл. ред литературно-драматических программ, 1968 г. Автор сценария - В. Брудзинский Автор сценария - М. Генин Автор сценария - И. Гожанский Автор сценария - Д. Госсен Автор сценария - Л. Довникович Автор сценария - В. Канаев Автор сценария - Э. Кроткий Автор сценария - С. Лец Автор сценария - Я. Островский Автор сценария - П. Резницкий Автор сценария - М. Ружичка Автор сценария - П. Ткаченко Автор сценария - Ю. Тувим Автор сценария - В. Шмаринков Режиссер - Георгий Зелинский Режиссер - Алина Казьмина Оператор - Виктор Каценс Оператор - А. Толкунов Композитор - Заргарян Художник - Анатолий Грачев Ведущий - Андрей #Миронов Актер - Евгений #Кузнецов (Буфетчик) Актер - Олег #Солюс (Пан Пузик) Актер - Валентина #Шарыкина (Официантка) Актер - Ольга #Аросева (Моника) Актер - Спартак #Мишулин (Директор) Актер - Виктор #Байков (Вотруба) Актер - Татьяна #Пельтцер (Пани Ирена) Актер - Зоя #Зелинская (Тереза) Актер - Георгий #Вицин (Одиссей Цыпа) Актер - Наталья #Селезнева (Катарина) Актер - Юрий #Соковнин (Юрек) Актер - Владимир #Долинский (Пепичек) Актер - Виктор #Рухманов (Изобретатель) Актер - Борис #Рунге (Пан Профессор) Актер - Роман #Ткачук (Владек) Мы в соцсетях: Яндекс. Дзен - https://dzen.ru/fond Telegram - https://t.me/gosteleradiofond VK - https://vk.com/teleradiofond OK - https://ok.ru/gosteleradiofond ▶Подписаться на канал "Советское телевидение": https://www.youtube.com/@gtrftv?sub_confirmation=1

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