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your father has been in a coma for three years already,
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his condition is aware of his
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condition, which is why today for the first time
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the family gathered in full and before
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falling into a coma he managed to write a will, the
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notification was
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written in his hand, being of sound
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mind and memory, further in capital letters
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to no one no damn thing you don't give a damn about
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us not a damn thing 5 million to the state
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they conjured to the state I understand
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that you have already inherited nothing from your grandfather
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and so that there is no doubt about who exactly no [ __ ] thing
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then there is a list of relatives
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up to second cousins ​​I understand everything is
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pointless why us and put together a very
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good question, if you agree to give away
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10 percent of the amount that you manage
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to get,
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I can help you social networks if it
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works, I’m ready to give 50 percent, I
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fit it into the contract very well,
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medicine doesn’t stand still, we can
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bring your grandfather out of a coma for 10
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minutes seriously, this is real, yes, but after
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this, unfortunately, he will die, so you need the
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full consent of all relatives,
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you are very good,
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sister, please move away, keep
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quiet, and I will carefully ask about the
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money, where am I, Ivan Afanasievich, you
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have five million dollars of them and
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our tops are [ __ ] neatly
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asked, thank you,
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we Now we’ll double the dose and he’ll be
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conscious, please,
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quietly and calmly Ivanov, and we don’t have much time to wear, we
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need to rewrite the will of a car
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with an old one, ah, my mistake, I made
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a couple of mistakes,
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yeah, I don’t care if I pay you water,
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you see, grandpa is conscious, how much money I have,
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not much and how many of my
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relatives didn’t bring a translation to the question,
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how the hell are
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these the closest ones, then you can
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inject him enough so that this old
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bastard always gets tripe and I don’t struggle, they go,
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but father, you recognized me,
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of course, how can I not recognize you,
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progress,
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I already thought you you will be my support, you will be my
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foundation, I will
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discover what a big fat drinking
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courage and drying has grown up, can you hurry him up,
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please, we have 10 minutes, but these
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adjectives can
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be spoken by grandpa all evening, everyone is interested in who you are,
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how much is being left for retirement, I am writing to my
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eldest son, yes, dad is nothing
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dad, well as if their guys, well, no
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[ __ ], but
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you have five million, you’re a bastard
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for what you’re doing, you don’t have to
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name this amount, we have the last dose
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left.
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Kolem Ruggero
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bring in the sofa and what about the daughter of my beloved daughter
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[music]
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my sunshine is clear
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the most profit you can hurry him up and
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why are
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you in a hurry because I’m a man’s granddaughter it
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may not be our turn
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wait for his mf to wear and so the daughters
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masturbated in which daughter swallows my
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biggest not [ __ ]
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hated my mother
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let's go on nephew nephew
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wait
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where is the nephew what's here and show
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men you are you who am I for the son brother
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there is a nephew nearby I'm nephew
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go away smile well hello dad's
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brother I understand I don't give a damn either bye
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hello grannies especially for
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even j
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open to someone
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about the evening it becomes interesting than you see
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I see open it close and understand the password
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8 eights 8 what eights understood one
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two three 4 5 6 7
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how many eights
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coffee and simpler I don’t forget let
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them open something there them and yes no,
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this is for you
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[applause]
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as I understand it, if the nephew does
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n’t have a damn thing, then the
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nephew’s second cousin doesn’t have a
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damn thing. Who are you,
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I’m seeing a jig for the first time in my life, I’m your husband,
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your beloved granddaughters, I love being a kayak.
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you're a good person,
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come closer for your kindness,
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for the love of your grandfather, they all don't care and you're a
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chalk, where did I stop you
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said and you and Loki are all right about
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you chalk, draw a dream,
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you have a bright soul, a
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notary on
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this is that 50 percent,
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wait, granddaughter,
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you watched the program Eagle and tails and
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then describe the coins of the circle and when to
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cut the skating rink and when fiercely the credo is all
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right, keep the coin, not 5 kopecks are yours and
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what is this progress, it’s more than a damn thing
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.
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this is my youngest daughter, where are there any
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dads here, Shiva,
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and dads, how the hell are
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you, it means you have something to live on,
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that’s the biggest thing, no [ __ ], that’s why I
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wanted to ask you one single
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question, but why the hell did you
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come up with all this [ __ ] and you don’t care I don’t
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understand, no, for the first time in 10 years,
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all my relatives gathered in my house,
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if I gave you money, you would have
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chewed each other out and I wouldn’t have had
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any relatives, so every
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year you will get together and discuss what kind of person
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I am to you, but we will discuss it that way notary
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write how we will spend the money I want them to
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bury me in a mausoleum
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instead of laziness,
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we repaint the mausoleum yellow and blue
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[applause]
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bury my grandmother on the wall
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alive, you do
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n’t write anything for nothing, but Ivanov, and
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wear it in the will in black and
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white, it’s written to
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no one, but
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read your passport my new passport I
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changed the name of
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no one Petrovich, not a damn thing in
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person I’m worth 5 million and
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worse than I’ll be like a [ __ ] with that
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name and I’m rewriting your will
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early sounds like [ __ ] you all
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[applause]
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and the boat as it’s gone will work what a
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shortened day
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you’re there everyone was stunned that tomorrow
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everyone was at a meeting because I’m
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dismissing all sorts of mother’s views, it’s clear
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hello darling, I’m listening to some kind of madhouse in the city, some
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guys are all running around, bustling women, everyone is
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happy and drunken traffic jams are a nightmare
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hahal Tasha, they gave me a puppy at work,
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congratulations, you’ve been promoted
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now you're the eldest eyelash extensions and
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faces
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Sasha you forgot what holiday today is
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what Wednesday holiday holiday what day of
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our first meeting our kiss day
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is this a day once a year
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[music]
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March 8th is what we have, wait this is the day of a
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shopaholic the day of the fierce valak this is
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international women's day We have March 8, I’ll
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celebrate it should be noted properly, and what did
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your smart girlfriends tell you,
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they said if you didn’t prepare
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a gift for me, it’s that you don’t love me and I’ll
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have to divorce you, that it’s with this
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spoon that I’ll
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give you troops until we get divorced,
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where’s the gift? gift gift listen yanchik
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but the best gift is a gift
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made with your own hands to protect against a
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gift yes yes how is it no there is on March 8th
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congratulations happiness joy I wish let the
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dark clouds melt away the sun's ray breaks through on the
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phone let it ring without stopping and
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all the time I congratulate you on March 8th
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[applause]
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yes, you read this to everyone at
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my grandmother’s birthday party, you liked it and that’s
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why I understood the Ururu Ururu dance,
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ours, this dance is also grandma, this one knew
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the trick on the legs, Yanchik,
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and you close your eyes, Tasha,
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if you think that I closed my eyes, they will fall asleep
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deeply you're wrong,
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there's a gift,
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I hid it, I hid it, let's
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play with this game, no, I'll
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say warm, cold, you'll look for
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the gift, let's go, cold,
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cold, cold, cold, but
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here it's warmer, warmer, yes, it's really
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warm here, where is their camp with us? it’s blowing from the window and
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look what’s there from the window you can see
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experience no better better
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that you can see the snow and the trash can
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so Yanochka I wrote to you all night on
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the asphalt I love you very very very very
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much
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and here it’s snow Sasha it’s been snowing for a week now
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Yanchik so it’s a gift for your bedroom,
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well, if you’re not there, Sasha, can the
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computer be good, ugh, thank God, give
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flowers to
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Allah, delivery of bouquets, listen, can you have a
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large bouquet of roses, how are they gone, what’s
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left, two carnations, they’re still planning on
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Snape to live here and there, I found it, but there’s
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no gift because what a gift is on the
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balcony, go look at the balcony and God forbid
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it is there, and they
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gave you a new smartphone, it always
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rolls
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hello, hello, smartphone store,
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listen,
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what kind of new iPhone do you have there, there are 55,000 of
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them and yourself an iPhone ha, okay, let's get to a
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decent 27- just please
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hurry up, it’s a good gift, maybe it just
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fell out of the window, I’ll go and look now and get
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our glassed-in balcony, too, I
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actually remember what I ordered, well, of course I
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remember the residents, my husband, you ordered it, but the
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second one is this color, color
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sera sera gold 3 liters 2 liter woolen
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collar woolen collar well that's
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right I bought you a crap
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three liter woolen collar that's
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all I'm a fool
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Sasha asked for three separate gifts
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to buy right I bought a phone in the
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kitchen they're lying in the kitchen for an hour God forbid there well that is
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in the kitchen look carefully under the
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road Allah people hello hears and you
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gave yours for the holiday, like for what
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holiday,
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look behind the refrigerator
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ooo max, hello, you gave yours,
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women's panties, line of dissatisfaction,
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but you found someone else's okay bro, hold on, look at the
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hoods, look there
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[music]
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Igor, hi, listen, and you, what you
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gave for the holiday, got divorced, congratulations
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bro, okay, let's look under the tiles, tile by
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tile,
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she's smart, she's going to destroy that hut for me now,
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this courier of yours hasn't left yet, listen,
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let him grab something three-liter
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and with a fur collar, don't care
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what, go ahead, okay, let's
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of course, there's nothing there, yank, because the
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gift is in the kitchen but at the neighbors’ place,
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go and look, it’s lying there, and if only
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this delivery guy had arrived earlier than she’d
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destroy the
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online store, that’s how you asked for a
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smartphone, it’s good that there are wireless
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headphones, and here whose eyes came from
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Mikhailov, there were only these headphones,
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you’re a liter ottoman, that’s a bluetooth
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speaker it’s gone well, let’s charge you 50 thousand,
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maybe it’s okay to count it, let’s count it, let’s say it’s yours,
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then I’ll explain everything to who
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these glasses are, do you think this was the
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last straw
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we have and we have no neighbors, we
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live in the hour I chichas give this spoon
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oh
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I’m on of all the iPhones
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this is the most and fur, here’s a liter, well, what else is
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there, actually, I had a little something
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different, it definitely means
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you gave my daughter-in-law a gift, and my mother gave me a
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gift, and your gift to the closet,
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and my boyfriend and I are going to the restaurant, I wonder what’s in there,
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please let me out of here,
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but right now March 8th will be very hot
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[music]
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well, bambi, of course there are
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2 Bashkirs and about mine,
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why are you sitting
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in an hour to go out into the cold and decided to go out in
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underpants, I’m lucky that I still have
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these underpants, otherwise I would have to
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hand them over to this school for curtains. Which
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curtains Vasenka? for invisible 11 years
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they collected money and no one saw the curtains,
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let's go to the last ones and are you sure
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that the last ones are
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your daughter's prom, you know, I don't like it, I'm missing out, you're cheating on Vasya,
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we've already passed on
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alcohol, that's where we should have started,
00:24:01
where's my shirt, where's my pants and a shirt
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for, but yes, my T-shirt is almost pure, my
00:24:08
friend, and you don’t want to see
00:24:10
what dress your daughter will wear to prom,
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so yell at the alcohol already passed
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you know me, the main thing is not to be naked,
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listen, and what should be covered up so
00:24:25
you say
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valyukha, I’m a modern person not some kind of prude
00:24:33
there, that's right, but if suddenly
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there is a skirt but just above the knee like mine, well, let
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me wear it for a holiday once in my life, after all, my daughter is here, like their
00:24:50
tails, they need to be torn off
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sharply
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for the sake of what kind of layers that encrypted
00:25:00
thousands here, here's
00:25:08
your Yankee mother, excuse me, Valyuha,
00:25:12
well, you’re in a relationship, graduation is in an hour
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and you still want to wear a nightie, go get
00:25:18
dressed, it’s mine.
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this is my prom dress, it's a
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funny joke,
00:25:30
now go, let's have to, this is
00:25:33
really my dress, the top of the dress, I
00:25:37
see clothes
00:25:41
where they don't go yet, come up, all the dress, which is
00:25:48
serious, there and I don't understand what happened to it,
00:25:53
that the dogs got into a fight in the yard,
00:25:59
give it to me now, fashionably, seriously, that's
00:26:03
you fool, why did you mend my socks,
00:26:09
you made the payment unfashionable, which you have a
00:26:13
rap null, do you remember when you
00:26:14
went for the sausage
00:26:17
for the fiat, he sewed up the Christmas tree-sticks, ours just
00:26:20
started to become fashionable from his
00:26:23
cross, you’re joking on,
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but I’m not joking at first These pants of yours are
00:26:29
from shu, they cover that they
00:26:36
generally warm you up like now the
00:26:40
dress itself and go look there somewhere there
00:26:45
must be a snake that you have it in the housing department,
00:26:46
your skirt has fallen out normally, if it gets caught by a
00:26:50
snake, just whack and the board will become
00:26:52
shorter, I’m writing in short, much shorter and in short, you should
00:26:59
at least take your mother to prom, you
00:27:03
don’t know what a beautiful dress there was, the
00:27:05
floor was beautiful, there was a box of vodka under the floors, you
00:27:08
could have carried it, and
00:27:10
ours was carried through, you should have seen how
00:27:15
everyone saw off Kiev, so everyone cried, the tinder
00:27:19
gym teacher was on their knees, they
00:27:21
understood so that she’s left for the second,
00:27:23
even for 3, that’s it, and that’s it, I
00:27:28
was waiting for you my salary card so that we could
00:27:31
go buy a normal dress for
00:27:33
prom and you bought a show scarf
00:27:37
Vasenka, this is the style of the dress,
00:27:40
the style then you shouldn’t have bought
00:27:43
the dress at all, just cover up with mine
00:27:45
credit card
00:27:49
this is a modern design design I would take
00:27:53
this designer in this dress out
00:27:55
onto the street oh people would hit him on the head with hammers
00:28:00
you’re just not modern I understand I’m not
00:28:03
modern look ok ok google apple on the
00:28:11
TV so we
00:28:14
’re waiting for mine Valya why did you tear off the cellophane
00:28:18
I’m now I confuse them,
00:28:21
look ok google who is the most beautiful
00:28:25
and the most modern you are Vasily Petrovich
00:28:30
she is dad because you recorded this phrase on a tape recorder
00:28:35
and you constantly play it for me
00:28:37
don’t do it according to modern ones like a big
00:28:39
pete to the fund you are Vasily Petrovich you are
00:28:44
Vasily Petrovich you
00:28:48
I said modern [ __ ] you see, the
00:28:51
girl just wanted to look
00:28:54
beautiful, I understand, I don’t understand that
00:28:57
they bought something beautiful,
00:28:59
you know, but it’s almost a classic
00:29:02
style Vasya, seriously
00:29:05
great,
00:29:09
but I’m ready for anything,
00:29:15
you’ll go like that, what is it,
00:29:20
it’s almost a classic style, white top,
00:29:23
black bottom
00:29:26
[applause]
00:29:30
I like it, please, can it be like on
00:29:33
Sasha’s channel
00:29:38
[applause]
00:29:41
I’m ready, I want it so much, you’re
00:29:49
kidding me, it’s all your mother’s fault,
00:29:52
first, these jeans from which the
00:29:55
panties are sticking out, then the enlightening bra, xiao
00:29:59
sho said everything’s fine, let him
00:30:01
go and now she’s completely
00:30:03
gone off the rails, and how do I know that now dad dad dad
00:30:10
dad is walking around without panties, you
00:30:14
don’t understand, a woman should have a
00:30:16
riddle in
00:30:17
the morning all the way down her throat, because in her quilted
00:30:20
jackets, look, there’s a graduate’s ribbon,
00:30:24
let me cut it carefully
00:30:27
and at least something- something will cover it, let it be at
00:30:32
least something and will distinguish it from
00:30:35
prostitutes, just wrong, you dressed
00:30:40
like this, dress what
00:30:42
you did, the shock didn’t give
00:30:47
you frostbite, you’re still at your grandson’s in measures, who
00:30:51
came there, people came from ionic, you want his mother
00:30:54
and his aunt
00:30:56
-my, come in,
00:31:01
hello, mother, they brought your jewelry here,
00:31:13
you ordered it, but actually, I’m going to your daughter’s
00:31:17
prom,
00:31:19
and it’s lights out, so your ugly
00:31:25
girlfriend came,
00:31:27
and this girlfriend has this droste effect
00:31:33
on herself, then you have a competitor in the
00:31:37
queen of the sex competition here with us whole 2
00:31:41
rednecks do you even understand what you did
00:31:45
now and when when
00:31:46
the entrance came in also the folders after the
00:31:50
entrance are sitting with their shirtfronts torn to their brains I
00:31:53
understand that now it’s a
00:31:56
drug addict or a prostitute
00:32:04
[applause]
00:32:06
I’m a normal guy the name is Eugene
00:32:09
Eugene Christian on you have let me
00:32:14
guess
00:32:15
and or are you not baptized at all? I'm Zhenya
00:32:20
Masaliny, you'd better tell me your mother
00:32:24
knows that you're wearing her clothes, this is
00:32:28
my fashionable look, your bow needs to be
00:32:32
hidden, the arrow didn't fly out,
00:32:36
tell me honestly, I'm writing cards to someone, they
00:32:39
lost,
00:32:42
they parents just wanted to go with him look at
00:32:43
the girl, you’re at least in shorts there and
00:32:50
[applause]
00:32:53
match go look at the nano ass voivode and
00:32:59
someone came kokoity original he’s not
00:33:09
Zhenechka he’s naked with his ass and Judas is
00:33:13
female and our daddy is not in a good mood today
00:33:16
he didn’t see you much I didn’t
00:33:19
Nature managed to get ahead of me, Vassenka
00:33:24
Zhenya, a normal boy, we're walking
00:33:31
normally, these are socks, white slippers,
00:33:34
so now it's fashionable, okay, don't be poor, it's
00:33:38
always fashionable, by the way, how do
00:33:42
you like Yanochka's dress,
00:33:45
I came up with it, so that's where the legs
00:33:49
grow from this dress, you can even see
00:33:52
when she puts it on, where it comes from they don’t
00:33:54
grow and you’re waiting for them to grow together tell me cool
00:33:58
coals shock I’m just a future fashion designer
00:34:02
and you’re the first aren’t you all my talent
00:34:04
tell me designer
00:34:07
that’s how you got here in all this
00:34:09
so that not a single person comes up and
00:34:12
breaks your face
00:34:13
what what kind of society we have, we have such a
00:34:16
lack of initiative and you just don’t
00:34:19
understand anything about fashion,
00:34:20
believe me, I’ll make
00:34:23
a splash tonight, it’ll make a splash on no one, it won’t even do anything,
00:34:27
oh my,
00:34:40
he remembered, yes,
00:34:46
this is the same dress that you
00:34:49
wore at the prom, yes, this my
00:34:50
multiple dress, remember when I
00:34:53
was in it, you first admitted to it, you’re
00:34:58
just antique to this, what happened at sunrise
00:35:04
goes back to mine, he was already here in Diana,
00:35:08
we quarreled with her for the first time before dawn,
00:35:10
and you, and on emotions, attacked the
00:35:14
Karochian here in in this block you can go
00:35:17
to prom just not with this
00:35:20
winner of the battle of psychics
00:35:24
dad but I said everything but in this one let it
00:35:34
go
00:35:37
[music]
00:35:42
about my suit that I wore to prom I
00:35:48
waited 30 years for me to fit into it and didn’t
00:35:52
wait for the
00:35:54
troops what are you the hostess then was a chop
00:35:59
cow mooing
00:36:04
at the graduation we'll be late dalate I look with
00:36:08
bringing their valyuha
00:36:11
time because. Vasya is running and half an hour
00:36:17
is left from and I’m still in my underpants I can
00:36:22
take off this official part let’s skip the official part like
00:36:28
at our graduation
00:36:30
and you’ll have time
00:36:40
[applause]
00:36:47
[applause]
00:36:52
[music] the queue
00:36:57
for this is not yet the queue when Oleg
00:37:04
Vinnik came to us in Zhytomyr it
00:37:07
was a queue, his name,
00:37:11
otherwise I’m right here with her boiling water,
00:37:16
she won’t go in a barrel, you don’t want to
00:37:19
hand over the cloakroom, I want to, well, it’s also a queue, I do
00:37:22
n’t want to be in this queue for I don’t want to come
00:37:26
here, maybe you don’t know,
00:37:30
this is a very women’s toilet
00:37:32
or not hears it’s clear from not ours from
00:37:38
non-traditional and
00:37:40
1000 you can in your own
00:37:43
way there are women there calm down I didn’t
00:37:48
take the turn oh my god how romantic
00:37:53
how wonderful this is
00:37:57
[music] this is the
00:37:58
ideal husband and this is my third
00:38:04
hour at the buffet for cognac he’s been standing for me
00:38:11
for a long time you’re standing there for even an hour, someone there
00:38:19
is holding the defense very seriously
00:38:22
before, well, wait, maybe someone is
00:38:24
feeling bad there, maybe they need to
00:38:26
call an ambulance, or maybe it’s very good there,
00:38:30
someone
00:38:33
can call the police,
00:38:36
nadyushka, where to run, visits,
00:38:41
I just save you, this is not a clinic
00:38:45
just ask, I just listen, don’t
00:38:57
do online check-in at the airport,
00:39:01
well, I checked in and there was still no queue, I
00:39:06
checked in
00:39:08
there, someone seriously checked in. Shamay, we’ll
00:39:18
hardly have time for my check-in on television, I shouldn’t have removed the fur coat option,
00:39:21
but my friends saw you on
00:39:24
TV and were jealous. I
00:39:31
didn’t have to talk about this from this video shooting and with
00:39:35
my busy people sitting in different places, I was in the
00:39:38
first row and he was already on the balcony, well, in the
00:39:42
first one, you could have a nice time so that you
00:39:45
slapped him on the back of the head with your lips, there weren’t any
00:39:50
tickets nearby until they were just married, well,
00:39:54
think about it I'm on TV showing a
00:39:57
diesel show and there her husband is sitting with some
00:40:00
wanted very beautiful chick,
00:40:03
well, let him say some woman is sitting on
00:40:06
his lap with her
00:40:10
back to the stage,
00:40:12
oh, how long will it take for me to have eight more pairs of
00:40:17
tights, not my mother, oh my God, my son, I'm the first
00:40:22
the thing is there at the pub there is an arrow, I am the second
00:40:25
from the top there on the way everything is fine but on the
00:40:27
heels of the arrow I, in short, got downloaded from eight
00:40:33
tights from Odessa
00:40:44
and steamed
00:40:46
it further than they only take it off from the waist up,
00:40:49
but in general it should be no matter
00:40:53
what row to sit on then at 10
00:40:55
they show those who laugh the loudest,
00:40:58
I even rehearsed those
00:41:05
you value such laughter they will show you
00:41:07
should laugh like that oh
00:41:10
[applause]
00:41:21
no, I also rehearsed laughter
00:41:25
right now, I wish I had an onion
00:41:28
and why else would I think you could
00:41:31
clear the beginning and she sat down with
00:41:34
fighting tears words
00:41:37
and what are you doing girl iphone try
00:41:43
to unlock something and 10 background bought
00:41:46
and there are your own website and what is this new
00:41:52
website well, with the help of the face the phone is unlocked
00:41:54
and a little bit so the sponges
00:41:56
enlarged inspire cannot
00:41:58
unlock
00:42:00
and I think that she remembers how to this
00:42:04
iphone earned
00:42:09
[applause]
00:42:16
when we try
00:42:19
[music]
00:42:21
how to unlock and love let me not
00:42:26
go to the toilet to go to the toilet
00:42:29
no be my leg laxative
00:42:32
I still can’t if I’m a fly I won’t
00:42:36
go I’m a girl so what if we’re
00:42:39
male we met and there was also a
00:42:43
nightclub,
00:42:44
in short, you’ll know that I’m already tired of all this for a day,
00:42:47
I want to go home already,
00:42:51
it’s okay, this time I’ll do without a
00:42:53
selfie in the toilet, I think not only
00:43:04
Tina’s lips, but also her brains
00:43:07
can be changed, I already can, my everything in
00:43:13
general and more, grandfather, control yourself, it’s
00:43:18
just that my legs hurt
00:43:22
all
00:43:23
the time, and I’m already pretty tired of this, I’m going to go
00:43:25
manly, this is indecent, this will be
00:43:29
more decent than what will happen here and
00:43:32
now, I’ll highlight
00:43:40
what kind of joy I’ll tell you to go to the toilet, and in
00:43:44
line
00:43:49
you’ll try say the government
00:43:55
[applause]
00:44:05
deaf jolie
00:44:12
pensions then pence what little idiots
00:44:20
some kind of
00:44:23
tariff tariff tariff what I’m not a
00:44:31
prostitute
00:44:35
who don’t start because of people like you the
00:44:38
whole country was wasted and now we
00:44:42
’re standing in queues a
00:44:44
bright future don’t stand there like a child there
00:44:48
were male authorities, no one will be
00:44:51
ashamed there, blow, woman, why are you so
00:44:54
fast, and as soon as I walked in, I saw it, I
00:45:01
forgot why I came
00:45:06
[applause]
00:45:17
informal, I’ll find you after the concert,
00:45:25
grandma,
00:45:28
and you’re not going to the concert either, and
00:45:33
I’m not going to the concert at all. this is to go to the toilet
00:45:36
for someone at home what and at home I don’t go I
00:45:40
save on utilities
00:45:45
where Wi-Fi has disappeared
00:45:47
for everyone Wi-Fi has disappeared or not yes my and
00:45:52
3g has disappeared gone to this
00:46:00
[applause]
00:46:05
no yes me too me I too then let’s go let's
00:46:09
go
00:46:14
[music]
00:46:17
Wi-Fi 3G is gone and
00:46:24
Rosetta Izide is gone as much as you want
00:46:29
[applause]
00:46:38
comrade, I understand everything is short, but I'm
00:46:42
not crazy; who are
00:46:46
you sending me to the hospital? I have to wait until the elections and you
00:46:49
will be on sick leave today, well, get well,
00:46:55
come in
00:46:58
[music ]
00:47:06
rossi
00:47:07
yes the paw patrol is in full force for
00:47:12
God's sake to Sasha you forget before
00:47:20
the eyes of the hour was firstly not the boss
00:47:24
comrade major and secondly I personally
00:47:27
forbid you to use the words called
00:47:30
and when we met what kind of appearance dolce
00:47:34
gabbana
00:47:36
we were told that the uniform would only be given to us
00:47:39
next week so far they said to bring yours as
00:47:42
close as possible to the police officer they brought it
00:47:45
so close what is
00:47:49
mannitol
00:47:50
than let’s say 500 yours will be
00:47:55
I’m asking whose radio this is from our
00:47:58
patrol car you understand the
00:48:01
situation in the city is complicated it’s weird
00:48:04
leaving it like that rolled you why do you need this
00:48:07
exclusively for self-defense for what kind of self-defense
00:48:19
[applause]
00:48:21
for this purpose, the police have weapons, they
00:48:24
didn’t give us weapons, they told me that I was
00:48:29
left with work, surrendering, so a gag,
00:48:33
handcuffs, then a kick, some kind of
00:48:37
battery, the date of the dented one, there is also
00:48:43
clonidine, what, oh no, this is a decline from the last
00:48:46
employee, it seems like for seminal from pressure,
00:48:52
by the way according to Simeon outside Semyonovna, they
00:48:56
report to me that you are not responding to the
00:48:58
request and on the radio, that is, you agree
00:49:04
from there differently
00:49:09
[music] well,
00:49:16
now it’s clear why she doesn’t answer on the radio, it’s
00:49:18
not clear, I’m switching off,
00:49:21
turn on the shift, I haven’t finished
00:49:24
Anya, I’m saving the seeds, turn on and
00:49:28
listen, you are taking these
00:49:30
cats of yours out of the trees, God bless you, why are you
00:49:33
then and all the cars in the departments,
00:49:36
your cats already stink like in a circus, I am
00:49:39
these brutes, yes, I’m talking about cats, don’t skimp
00:49:43
on your batteries, the cat is no longer allowed in
00:49:48
the apartment, why are the neighbors they will call the police, we
00:49:52
arrive and a vicious circle turns out
00:49:57
Semyon for tomorrow, the shock of your cats
00:49:59
was not in the department just for today,
00:50:09
remove the cats and the brand of the hiding place you
00:50:12
are doing
00:50:17
now for you to leave sucking
00:50:23
and pulling from at work not filing kick
00:50:27
jokes set aside
00:50:29
you yourself said seam lollipops we are
00:50:32
supposed to according to the instructions
00:50:34
lollipop in our slang this is the same hall for
00:50:38
stopping vehicles
00:50:43
means
00:50:47
oh oh oh lollipop works better it works
00:50:51
when the core then attention 6 lanes
00:50:55
stop look this is what this is an
00:51:00
amateur means for
00:51:03
installing any vehicles a
00:51:06
person stops the driver immediately
00:51:09
gets out of the car, kneels down,
00:51:12
kisses the cross, there
00:51:15
has never been such respect for the police in this country, and extortions, how
00:51:19
donations have increased,
00:51:23
what donations are absolutely legal,
00:51:26
everything is written down, who is who for something, your
00:51:30
boss, we here in the country have such rules in the
00:51:32
video and you don’t recognize the country Don’t scare me
00:51:37
since you started
00:51:39
patrolling, the detection rate
00:51:41
has dropped by half, nothing has ever fallen in these hands
00:51:50
before, let’s Tishkin
00:51:55
just start Vardan, now ours
00:51:57
are working on their own, put them behind a tray, you have a
00:52:02
phone number, hello, what the hell is Agent
00:52:07
Kirillovna,
00:52:08
it’s me I said that I’ll be on this number, it’s
00:52:11
actually my number, go,
00:52:14
and I’m Semyonovna on the phone, so the end of the
00:52:22
connection is the
00:52:24
agent reporting to you, a
00:52:26
drug addict and
00:52:30
two prostitutes came into the entrance, I’m asking for a petition, and a
00:52:36
shepherd dog without a muzzle from apartment 17, a
00:52:40
shepherd dog has mined the entrance,
00:52:44
we’re leaving for detention left then what kind of
00:52:48
detention we have a clear plan and
00:52:51
I read Osinki’s plan the plan for
00:52:56
detecting offenses and you are
00:52:58
disrupting it you should prevent
00:53:01
offenses and not create them I have
00:53:04
a whole stack of complaints about Semyonovna you
00:53:09
will fly out with your cats
00:53:11
brother’s cats Kola and Zuko can’t what are
00:53:15
you don’t sing you were chasing a
00:53:19
car yesterday where the video content was deleted out
00:53:21
of harm’s way out of harm’s way from
00:53:25
youtube but
00:53:27
what kind of car were you chasing
00:53:29
Mercedes Maybach Limited Edition 6 3
00:53:33
turbocharger who was driving my
00:53:37
former boss
00:53:39
and the passengers are your current one and who was he
00:53:44
my former colleagues
00:53:50
now it’s clear on which sick leave
00:53:52
comrade general chief you can sit down,
00:53:56
but because of the flow, sit down beautifully, you’ve gone crazy,
00:54:08
get up, get down, get up, then get down to your
00:54:11
feet on your feet again attacked
00:54:15
so
00:54:17
and you should be today you
00:54:20
should be today on Shevchenko 8th Ashot there
00:54:24
Bartel which works under the guise of a
00:54:26
massage parlor
00:54:27
opinion today it was unrealistic to
00:54:29
get into it called only for tomorrow I was able to make
00:54:34
an appointment at 1700 what kind of appointment you
00:54:38
had to come and close this
00:54:40
brothel we close the brothel they miraculously went
00:54:43
crazy let the animatics guards why
00:54:46
should the police come to hide this
00:54:48
brothel then grass striptease there we will dance by
00:54:51
serving our big work did not return,
00:54:55
I can work instead of it, infiltrate me as a
00:54:59
secret agent in Stalingrad 36 what
00:55:04
happened even in short, they called
00:55:08
and said a stone and the men were swearing very loudly,
00:55:11
but we went out for abstinence, the
00:55:15
contents were
00:55:20
that sho we went out, in short, we are seeds and
00:55:24
Let's go, of course, they chose me about
00:55:27
themselves, well, potal or on watch, which means they
00:55:32
chose you were wearing a police uniform,
00:55:34
and I thought to myself that it was certified, they
00:55:37
paid extra, and you Semyonna, how did you end up there?
00:55:48
called for help from the azam into battle, I
00:55:52
went into the sauna, nothing was visible there was
00:55:56
fog, I grabbed the baton and come on, come on, what
00:56:00
kind of baton is it, I later
00:56:04
realized which one when the
00:56:09
owner of the baton and said thank you and for the
00:56:12
curia, how did you two end up there, how could it be
00:56:18
different then the seed on he called for help
00:56:21
and we drove up to this luxury bards, the first to enter was the
00:56:26
servant of God, the skull, what was there,
00:56:31
the boss, too, ladies, it was off the record,
00:56:34
but it was fun and unusual, you understand,
00:56:39
if the authorities recognize you in everyday life, a number of the
00:56:41
authorities can’t resist, well, in short, you understand
00:56:49
if someone called you were soaring there,
00:56:52
so you wouldn’t say who the driver and
00:56:56
passenger of the Mercedes Maybach
00:56:58
Limited Edition car are,
00:57:00
Lord, why are all the idiots in one
00:57:04
department don’t look at me,
00:57:11
someone was stitching Ivanovo, I
00:57:14
reported to me that you extracted testimony from him
00:57:16
by force, demonic slander and
00:57:20
when you meet him next
00:57:23
time in nine and after 40 days
00:57:28
who interrogated Akopyan melt and the doors
00:57:31
who why it took so long to
00:57:34
show g the interrogation extended
00:57:39
okay the main thing is that he split and since the
00:57:41
canon is concealing
00:57:43
on the principle of a bad good policeman
00:57:47
this is how it was bad you are good not
00:57:51
there there weren’t any good ones at all, at first we
00:57:53
had a skull on our skull
00:57:57
and then I with a number and if we have a mess you can’t
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open it also to the cases on the
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chamber’s dome and that after that he handed over all his
00:58:10
accomplices no it’s already my cats
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pastoring
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us like that in his ears semyonovna
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price included maximum
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I'll fire you with rock skiing
00:58:27
here she studied
00:58:32
lekor still forget forget you need a few
00:58:40
buy remembered
00:58:42
from the teapot and before you shoot at a person
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you must perdo
00:58:50
go to the flax air to do but according to the
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instructions for this the situation can be
00:58:55
different, my situation is exactly the same different
00:58:59
minutes accounting and where are you
00:59:02
going to provide them with my pension wrong for
00:59:04
food
00:59:06
change wait that Leonov didn’t stop in
00:59:10
this fiend of hell the extra censers didn’t
00:59:12
interfere
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[applause]
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[music]
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demands for our concerts everywhere he’s
00:59:26
gone
00:59:27
we’re joking and good things are cute the rest
00:59:31
look off the air
00:59:32
[ music]

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