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roads the best games are alive rule and they will
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shake out kidney stones and help you give birth
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like this satirical one more now there is
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a bunch of green onions
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just that with it you won’t be ashamed to
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come to a girl on a date the motto of
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men was born yourself help another this
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practical advice I'll take you to the stock pot
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subtle observation and if a man looks
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a woman straight in the eye it means the figure of the
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problem is
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very subtly noticed joke picture of a brand
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new parachute driving a girl sitting on the
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glass sticker no you didn't guess correctly
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on credit I took it yes
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[applause]
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a lot of humor can be found now about
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the Internet, which has taken over the lives of many,
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Wikipedia says, it means I know everything,
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Google boasts, I will find everything in VKontakte, I
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know everyone on the Internet, without me, you are not that
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electricity told them to be silent, [ __ ],
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and that’s it. rhetorical question is it possible to
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call a person a fool
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who wrote well in the field with the inscription do not
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fill out
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[applause] the
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range is rhetorical the woman
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says today she was going through the things
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that she wore in the tenth grade,
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she tried on one thing she sat on me like in my youth
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it was a ball for everything
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aphorism Vladimir Kalichinsky gave me
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a book, there are two such phrases,
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did you know that in Spain the most
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common name is Jose
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and the rarest is Vasily Timofeevich,
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indeed, how many rounds of an
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unknown master was called a woman with a
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sickle selling eggs, the
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original one, who would say
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then went on to different forms of
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folklore of women they say gave birth to triplets
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now the doctors are fighting for my father’s life,
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today he got on the scales, he’s in a hurry,
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he said if he finds out that I’ve cheated on him
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even once, he’ll immediately shoot himself,
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since then I don’t tell him anything else
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and I’ve already saved him from death seven times,
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two blondes Lyuba, we’re in the jungle
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or something
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lights take away the dill nets you can strange
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of course the woman says how to sleep it’s
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not a big deal at all but how to put someone else’s flash drive on your
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computer so they immediately ask and there are
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no viruses
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men say women are strange
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creatures they can eat pickles
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without vodka business
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time for fun an hour I
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thought at two o’clock in the morning I put it aside drill
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and took the guitar
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[applause]
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she you live without a dream oh no he answers
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I’m all in dreams
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recently I had a dream I’m flying I’m flying but it
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can’t be treated
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she and who do you work with he’s a mechanic in Anapa
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this must be very interesting all these
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rasps and cores of yours end
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grinding thread for coupling with k soaring
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calibration noise there you know I
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don’t understand anything about this
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observation of a large original an
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intelligent master sometimes hitting
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his fingers with a hammer shouted only
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theists
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he’s a doctor on the bus says a man the
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horns need to be wrapped in a rag or something
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else to
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survive in honor on transport
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they are in the forest and touching Rzhev’s head
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they see a backpack sticking out
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at one wedding instead of bitterly the
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bride’s dad shouted well thank God
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and mom but finally
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one man showed his daughter to the village section to the
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villain
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but so that she knows what a real [ __ ] it
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is to cook according to the mother, I’m
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not talking about that house at all, I’m a teacher’s phrase
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shop tomorrow everyone brought tests, blood
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from the nose in a jar, you’ve never
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tried drying your hair with a mixer, the hair turns out to
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be sparse but curly, the number
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you call doesn’t answer that it’s
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not at all damn 1 2 digits answered the
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rest are silent
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[ applause] a
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perfume store a buyer comes in
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cologne there is some I don’t remember the name of the
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example there is no such thing there is only
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such peace inexpensive
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black humor I recognize that black humor
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which has a signal that this is a joke they are
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mocking something a man is about to
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commit suicide standing on a
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bridge getting ready jump into the river suddenly from
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behind someone pats him on the shoulder
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excuse me please don't grab Katya
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[applause] walked around the
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whole cemetery read the inscriptions on the
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ribbons of wreaths from his mother-in-law from his wife from
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neighbors from friends
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no one died from vodka
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[applause]
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listen to the jokes pictures what is this to know them you
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have to imagine then the humor becomes
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more prominent
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drunk man comes home at night but at the
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same time I don’t understand that he’s already at home
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open the refrigerator
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chef for Gogol 2 you’ll take no well, to hell with
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you the woman the boss guessed 2 he’ll take no the
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woman and sobered up all night early in the morning
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Seeing that he had broken the doors of
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the refrigerator,
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he took it and ran to the workshop while his
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wife had not yet woken up, his wife got up,
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seeing that there was no refrigerator, she said
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persistently, who left after all, more
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pictures went at night along a deserted
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dark street, a woman was walking, because a
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man ran after her, she turned into another
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street, he behind her he turned into the alley, he
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ran into the entrance after her on May 2, he ran in,
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she was at 9, he was at 9, she pressed herself
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against the wall in fear, closed her eyes, he ran up to her,
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put his hand on her shoulder,
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and now you catch up with me, hello, this is phone sex,
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so why? the grandchildren are sleeping in a whisper,
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so the humor is based on
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comparing one of the orders with another,
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thereby creating a comic
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misunderstanding. A foreigner
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living in our hotel in the morning did not
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find his shoes, which he put out the
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door
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to be cleaned, he called an interpreter
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and through him tried to find out from the
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maid what happened, I pronounce
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everyone’s lines as usual, the play is read in the
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theater,
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a foreigner, you didn’t take my shoes, the
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translator, he asks if you took
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his shoes, the maid is
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very she, I need a translator, she
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says that your shoes are needed by
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a foreigner, and then let him pay, the
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translator says, he says, so that you
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pay for his shoes to the maid, hello,
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I'm your aunt's
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translator, she's your aunt, she claims and
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then let him pay half of the
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translator, he wants you to pay
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at least half of the maid, he
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doesn't want the translator, she offers
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to pay with vegetables,
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the foreigner
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doesn't need vegetables, I don't need the translator, he does
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n't need horseradish
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roots that send you know where the
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translator she invites you to visit
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your mother with us before I was very touched I
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give her my shoes
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well and now folklore has become a classic
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when I got married on the bench I looked at
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her but like an otter otter
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then I looked at myself and not a chua girl
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[applause ]
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he timidly looked at the neckline of her dress, she
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was wearing blue shoes, the
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alcoholic Stepan went into the forest to
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visit the squirrels with a return visit to the
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kindergarten, I quickly wanted school at school at the
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institute at the institute to work and now I’m
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sitting at work and at home and I smell it in kindergarten
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this is not a network do the
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diet went further one woman
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posted a notice in her kitchen I don’t eat
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after six maybe I wrote it in the morning I went to
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buy a dress it didn’t fit I was
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upset I bought a cake in the forest brought me to so
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I asked if you can’t eat at night
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why the light in the refrigerator
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comes on
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so write recovered or recovered
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write not dead the
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hen is running after her rooster hen think
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if I stop think w accessible
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if I run away I’ll
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be a fool okay I’ll run on I’ll trip over a
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man and our neighbor Colonel is a real
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[ __ ]
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I told him that I had a baby
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and he answered I’m glad to try and
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sex in the car so stupid and cramped
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uncomfortable the driver sits
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giggling the
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main organs of a person this ass
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takes part in everything in treatment in
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teaching education education decision-making and in
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the search for adventure she has no equal at all
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but the recipe for bald women is a masterpiece smear the
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head with honey wait three days
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clap your hands hard the
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flies will fly away paws leftovers
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80-year-old grandpa complaining to the doctor
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I have tinnitus after sex
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doctor what is this
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doctor grandpa this is applause the hallmark of
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wisdom
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my friends this is an invariably joyful perception of
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life if you want life to
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smile at you give it a good mood
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[music]
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well
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[music ]
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[applause]

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