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that evening this gathers oh we are starting,00:00:07
well, I want to read the epigraph, the father of five00:00:13
daughters cries when he reads them a bedtime00:00:16
story and the father had three sons,00:00:21
so to all men who dream of00:00:23
having a son, we look00:00:27
[applause]00:00:35
Nika River Vika Vika Vika Vika Vika Vika00:00:38
on on nan we need to do everything all over again, we00:00:43
should have thought about this 7 months ago,00:00:47
I’m not talking about this, you need to leave the clinic00:00:52
and come back again,00:00:54
you took it, you just entered with your right foot,00:01:05
and in the building you need to enter from the left, and00:01:08
what’s the difference, a huge difference, a sign like00:01:12
this if a woman walks in from the left foot, then there00:01:15
will definitely be a boy, even the first00:01:20
ultrasound and let's go back and let you00:01:25
leave me alone girls, tell me how much I00:01:31
want a boy, we already understood that00:01:34
karateka football player tank of strength00:01:39
[applause]00:01:45
it happened by accident, yes, and it was there that00:01:48
Zhenya also accidentally chose00:01:50
Sasha Valera00:01:54
and in the stroller, it’s00:01:57
not Vasya, but Vasilisa, in honor of Vasily,00:02:01
fidelity, in short, you don’t understand boy,00:02:06
this kind of sentence is a continuation of00:02:09
my surname, it seems to me that the world will00:02:12
lose nothing if the surname disappears,00:02:18
so oh who do I see in panic00:02:22
[laughter] the00:02:25
code remains oh I’m glad I’m glad for you, as I00:02:29
understand it, they decided to directly assemble the entire women’s00:02:32
volleyball team, yes, I’m generally surprised00:02:39
to see,00:02:40
but the last time you found out that00:02:43
you had a fight again, girl, you jumped out of the window00:02:46
[laughter] I’m00:02:49
sure it will be a boy, there wouldn’t be bars on the windows00:02:52
put ass nickel for go00:02:59
so water this is now I have a porn reception00:03:02
like the next knot00:03:05
[music]00:03:09
if a boy is born japonica it’s00:03:14
probably I’ll sit feels the device00:03:18
stands for a second00:03:19
in the straw at the table and at the table and what kind of example is this an00:03:26
example of an ascot kvochka or something like this a sign00:03:30
if a woman sits on the straw,00:03:32
then maybe a boy will be born, I’ll sit now, I00:03:36
wrote about the world, you’ve been fasting for a month on a00:03:38
diet whale of this straw girls, well, you’re00:03:42
for a boy about England, how are you00:03:45
scattering two bowls all over the apartment, not but to get00:03:50
us fishing on weekends no tender but00:03:54
turn on football instead of a cartoon,00:03:58
no, he will protect you,00:04:01
why protect us? I have a brown00:04:04
belt in karate, and Sasha will even finish it off.00:04:10
I gave in once, well, Vika, tell me,00:04:15
at least for a boy, a woman00:04:19
will suit me, that in our family there is00:04:21
only one person who is not gets into the toilet00:04:27
further drink give me yogurt yogurt in00:04:32
you you can’t, well, it’s just from milk00:04:35
maybe a girl on milk kingdom drink beer00:04:42
in general sick I’m pregnant we’ll get there once00:04:45
I say in one eye of Noah thank you00:04:54
for the beer00:04:56
but a boy was born just so but what are00:04:58
we going to talk about with dad now and while you00:05:00
sit,00:05:02
I’m tired of these signs of yours00:05:05
and clogs, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? I’ve been talking about the fact00:05:09
that I’ve had blue pillows with these nails and axes for six months, so they00:05:15
don’t irritate them, then during sex you00:05:18
hold it in your hand Tver; it’s00:05:23
just that00:05:25
the energy can be transferred from a male instrument I already00:05:29
went to meet you,00:05:30
we started this child in the garage,00:05:32
we saw in the cold there will be a boy, it’s not I who00:05:35
came up with this, it’s a scientific fact, but why were00:05:39
we looking for half an hour for bti north, a woman should00:05:41
lie with her head to the north,00:05:43
I was naked, that was minus the children, they’ll00:05:47
feel cold north00:05:49
but it worked you dreamed of a fish00:05:53
fish this is for a boy I had to do00:06:03
everything so that a boy would be born, you know, there00:06:07
would have been a dance I didn’t know for a century that you00:06:11
believe in omens as much as I do, the00:06:14
girls are sorting out the evil good good00:06:29
good but I have one request to you and00:06:32
the last thing about the last request come00:06:35
into the office00:06:37
swearing bottom I'll try on it from here00:06:41
I can get it just if a woman00:06:43
swears then definitely the boy the00:06:46
artists understand he's provided for it, here you go, that's a00:06:52
payment for gas for this month,00:06:59
hold your golden words00:07:03
dear, what a pleasant surprise00:07:07
the ultrasound showed the girl though according to all00:07:11
the signs it was a boy and so happy00:07:14
she will be beautiful like you beautiful00:07:18
vega let's go home that it's my turn at four to go home00:07:23
we won't do this already00:07:25
why I understood everything they cut off00:07:28
everything important from boys with this ultrasound let's go let's go let's00:07:38
go let's just find out00:07:42
wait for but it’s more important for us to find out whether it’s a00:07:44
boy or a girl, it’s more important for us to00:07:48
find out mine or in winter, here you have this00:07:53
photo of me as a child, now we’ll00:07:55
compare, let’s go00:07:57
see the light. and people have completely00:08:01
different problems it will help these are also not mine00:08:11
my my suns my paws on a stick are00:08:16
mine mine but you still need to check00:08:20
and if the dough I want we have a00:08:26
boy don’t get tired of00:08:29
unwinding knots and hooks and folding on the fishing line00:08:32
and you think it’s easy for me, I’m00:08:35
watching all your TV series, snotty, then I00:08:39
learned to embroider, I can’t take a shower00:08:42
normally for00:08:43
half an hour, I’m looking for my shampoo among these00:08:46
jars of bottles of yours, don’t00:08:49
worry, you want it, I’ll make you happy, that’s what everyone00:08:55
expressed, the pen00:08:56
is good, well, the family needs a boy to be the breadwinner,00:09:02
but I’m with who needs to chip in on March 8,00:09:07
let's agree that if this time there00:09:09
is a girl again, the world is not enough, then I00:09:13
will not do the 6th grammy in00:09:15
the hope that a boy will be born, why00:09:17
because I'm tired of it, I already have00:09:21
calluses on my hands and00:09:24
let me change such strollers, I know that Episode 8 in00:09:28
Smeshariki Markovich told the moose that he said00:09:32
we see the village the00:09:35
frame itself couldn’t say that the authorities00:09:39
were those who don’t take risks don’t drink00:09:44
champagne and I risk the menu00:09:47
because I’m breastfeeding this allow00:09:57
[applause]00:10:01
foresters are the same as you, plump00:10:04
and you have the same beer,00:10:08
but if it’s not mine, we’ll take00:10:14
everything, we wish her good luck, I went, don’t forget, swear00:10:18
words liberiki, take care of his00:10:24
life on the right side here to soak there was00:10:27
just a boy, only a fee, and00:10:29
I know why you only have girls,00:10:31
why the whole thing in eesti00:10:35
it is defective, you need to change it00:10:47
for if the water was so easy,00:10:51
you just need to ask Uncle Seryozha, the00:10:54
arrest of00:10:57
three boys brought him, you don’t need to00:11:01
ask Uncle Seryozha for anything,00:11:04
3 and 100 in the bathhouse maximum of books, it’s true00:11:14
that you wanted to exchange me in the maternity hospital for a boy,00:11:16
well what are you saying, such a00:11:19
sweetheart, I already knew that no one00:11:22
would agree, I even suggested giving the car00:11:28
oh mom then when paint is needed tell00:11:33
the boys - boy boy boy00:11:37
horseradish there there horseradish00:11:42
to the end of the00:11:50
fabric batik math.00:11:54
listen to me carefully we will have a00:11:57
girl bows dreamed00:12:12
who has us left don’t raise your hand00:12:15
to grab I threw in someone who has00:12:20
my boys00:12:38
[music]00:12:40
and 20 from Tivat with relatives in the joint00:12:46
what in fact00:12:49
Zhenya we will have twins00:12:57
[ applause]00:13:02
login00:13:04
girl and00:13:05
[applause]00:13:08
[music]00:13:09
and00:13:20
[applause]00:13:29
I would decide to work, beads press ok00:13:33
I’ll bend over, I’ll put the real thing on myself and you00:13:38
’ll have shifts and 6th grade, or you can have sushi yourself00:13:44
so that NATO will run and the eagle will be on the map00:13:51
in the area of the keel there is water so the seams are stitched to00:13:54
press nothing on the HIV of the00:13:55
house of the century, but can I then go to the market on them00:14:02
Egor00:14:03
then went to it just 10 times00:14:07
knocked down the market in class, you00:14:16
can endlessly watch00:14:19
how the fire burns and how the water flows and00:14:21
how the wife blows her husband’s brains out00:14:24
about, and basically about any reason,00:14:28
just like ours, I’m looking at the00:14:36
yanchik box, I’m deducting purely that this is00:14:39
normal, you dreamed of making a bet00:14:41
, I did00:14:46
n’t, you wait, it’s all normal, everything is00:14:50
working out well for you even feet, I’m00:14:58
there at work right now and I went to the00:15:00
toilet for five minutes, I have 3000:15:02
unanswered from you, dog, I grab the phone00:15:05
to call you, you pick up the phone in silence, you00:15:08
sigh and immediately put it down,00:15:12
Sasha, live your ordinary life, I00:15:19
mean, an ordinary life, what am I doing? I’m jumping in00:15:23
the car, rushing like crazy, breaking all the rules,00:15:26
calling you, you stopped answering the phone,00:15:28
of course your work is00:15:33
more important than your wife, stop, I had a very00:15:36
important meeting there, I ran away from it,00:15:39
you understand, damn it, I think that I’m00:15:44
learning things from me, that’s a million-dollar00:15:46
deal, that makes00:15:55
sense. there is how00:15:59
you are dying, the doctor was at the fortune teller, I read the horoscope, I00:16:15
missed the serf episode, what could00:16:21
be worse, why did00:16:24
you cheat on me or something, Tolochin, I cheated on you, that ours gave00:16:31
up my seat on the subway, you00:16:39
and you don’t understand what this means, this00:16:48
means that I’m old,00:16:52
well this is old, well, maybe the person00:16:55
liked it, he gave in,00:16:57
it wasn’t a person, it was a woman,00:17:01
maybe the woman needed to get in00:17:03
touch and she had been hanging out for a long time, she00:17:08
just thought you were pregnant,00:17:15
how fat you are, I don’t think you’re young, he00:17:18
gave you how much, okay, I understood you00:17:26
just need to relax, do00:17:29
you want to go with you to the Seychelles, the00:17:32
Maldives, more wherever he wants to go there and let’s go00:17:34
now, there’s only one road for me wrinkles00:17:38
or Truskavets00:17:40
they taste like cares you can’t be there for an hour others are00:17:42
being treated, I mean,00:17:47
where in the world will I00:17:51
go in the first aid kit, they will sort through the first aid kit Yanchik,00:17:57
what should I do? so that your00:17:59
mood will rise, tell me the foam here,00:18:04
and the cards for everyone, let them know a lot about the00:18:08
growth rate,00:18:14
what kind of fast are you, why let the heating be00:18:18
measured, okay, I understand, now I’ll00:18:23
raise your blood pressure naturally, or00:18:26
maybe drink some mistakes for your mood,00:18:29
and go ahead and dig. the00:18:34
dots fell out, well, if you want to go to the club in the evening, let’s go00:18:37
remember our youth, so00:18:39
to speak, about up up up up,00:18:41
I’d rather go to the savings bank to refuse something,00:18:48
that I have a utility bill, I’ll00:18:51
pay for our utility bills via the Internet, don’t00:18:54
talk about quarreling, women are responsible for00:18:57
someone,00:18:58
okay, that’s it I understand, let's go out into the fresh00:19:00
air, let's take a walk in the park, so to speak, 300:19:03
in the afternoon, I'm leading, let's go and let's go for00:19:10
a walk in pairs, children from older to the street00:19:13
now these can't be there, it will be that I'm00:19:16
tired, I'm tired, I've already twirled it,00:19:19
just the dog Sasha, hold it, I see three glasses and are00:19:34
you crazy or something you didn’t have00:19:36
glasses00:19:38
lost your memory there are no pictures anymore00:19:43
let’s go to instagram there’s a million00:19:45
subscribers just now let’s have00:19:47
a vote whether00:19:48
you’re beautiful or not you’re old or not00:19:51
can I just go and vote00:19:54
when we had a choice there too00:19:58
but they were only recently, but00:20:01
I don’t like the authorities anymore00:20:05
[applause]00:20:09
why do you think now, in general, under Brezhnev,00:20:15
two people lived better in the astral plane, such a country that everything is00:20:20
good, I understand you need to00:20:24
shop around, do00:20:25
you want to buy you underwear from00:20:28
Victoria's secret, I want a good handbag from louis vuitton00:20:31
Louboutin shoes that you want a cap00:20:37
from Kravchuk00:20:41
I understand and you wrapped it up smartly of course well done00:20:45
okay I gave you this 11 iPhone00:20:50
the grandchildren will give it00:20:52
and the grandchildren of those are you crazy or what are you young00:20:57
interesting you need00:20:59
someone else doing what you want I don’t know the navel00:21:02
let's pierce the tattoo, we'll dye your00:21:04
hair purple on your back, we'll dye it00:21:10
well, well, let's go to that beauty salon of yours, cut off the bumblebees00:21:12
there for00:21:14
sugaring,00:21:15
what are you constantly doing there, now00:21:17
I'll constantly do a cardiogram,00:21:20
electrophoresis and tests, I'll take tests00:21:23
nightmare,00:21:29
it was the secretary who called you, a minor prostitute,00:21:34
she's nothing juvenile thoughts, in short,00:21:40
she’s just a couple of years younger than you,00:21:43
we need to get a divorce from our instincts,00:21:48
we need to get a divorce, she wants to get a divorce, and so suddenly00:21:51
she was drawn to Oleg Vinnik’s concert,00:21:53
but how can I go there rather, not divorced, before00:21:57
Yanochka, you’re still my wife00:22:05
and I I do what I want with you I want to do with00:22:09
you you know what to do have sex00:22:13
oh you pervert sex with old women00:22:18
you know Sasha it’s right to say not sex it’s00:22:22
right to say sex00:22:25
and now you and I are introducing watch00:22:31
TSN news00:22:33
you’re a stand and in general am I crazy or what?00:22:35
we need to save honestly, we really need to save00:22:38
hello00:22:46
[music]00:22:47
sand is poured all over although it’s from me00:22:53
that I never came in00:22:55
from us I saw oh the cognac is worth00:22:59
what grandfather took up the old one so why did00:23:03
you come do you need something or just00:23:05
la-la - la-la-la, well, I wanted to ask00:23:07
if you remember about my birthday, of00:23:11
course we remember when it was for you, well, you’ve00:23:16
already chosen something for me, some kind of gift,00:23:18
well, we’ll choose what you want, well, I don’t care, the00:23:22
main thing is that the Yankee chooses something- then00:23:24
youth youth because my people00:23:29
at work gave me a blood pressure monitor00:23:33
and I will meet young world yawning 3600:23:39
lie down Elektrone Sergeevna00:23:48
Vikochka00:23:49
thank you for bringing me back to life00:23:53
neighbor00:23:55
as before just a neighbor I’m your old00:23:59
friend00:24:02
[music]00:24:03
keyword old00:24:07
coincided to dream and kill to00:24:09
create and00:24:16
[music]00:24:18
women very often want to like to00:24:21
hide their age,00:24:22
one woman hid her age so well00:24:24
even on granite, instead of her year00:24:26
of birth, she had playful written on it, I won’t00:24:28
say, but we continue, you know now is the00:24:31
time for a super surprise and now I00:24:35
want to come here with great pleasure00:24:36
invite you to this stage, but just like00:24:39
that, I’ll say it directly to our brothers00:24:41
because this group00:24:43
also recently put together two step-by-step concerts in this00:24:46
hall,00:24:47
friends can already start applauding,00:24:49
meet the group of cards and the leader of the group00:24:53
July Tonino are very cool people really00:25:10
really I know you personally I visit everyone on00:25:13
the weekends or stones psy00:25:15
come tell me please the group00:25:19
is called hardkiss the00:25:20
emphasis is on and I know the method that they said00:25:23
say I was at school but but I didn’t00:25:25
learn English very well because when we were00:25:27
learning English I was sick so tell me00:25:30
please hardkiss is translated like a hard passionate00:25:33
kiss,00:25:36
that's a really hard kiss, a cool00:25:38
name, we took the liberty of00:25:40
recommending to a group with such a bright,00:25:42
wonderful name00:25:43
several covers for the next album,00:25:48
stage 1, the cover is dedicated to those who still00:25:52
remember the USSR, not many people know that00:25:57
in Soviet times hardkiss was00:26:00
underground nickname of Leonid Ilyich00:26:01
Brezhnev00:26:03
let's move on the most radical album00:26:07
hardkiss here's a kiss from a cool chick00:26:13
this is the hardest kiss in Ukraine today, the only thing that00:26:18
could be harder is this cover, yes00:26:24
I like it too, in general it seems like00:26:27
it's the same organism00:26:29
let's move on if suddenly you decide00:26:32
to release an album that should00:26:34
please everyone, both men and women, you00:26:35
can put a photo like this with a00:26:38
kiss on the cover, here you go,00:26:40
the album can be called handsome,00:26:43
album 1 cutter is guaranteed, but if00:26:45
you need an album for a narrow audience, then00:26:47
we make the cover with a kiss like this, here00:26:50
it is, the name of the album, the color, the mood00:26:55
is light blue, I decided from you the words, although00:26:58
maybe nombre de la and one to use,00:27:01
well, friends, in fact, the last album of the00:27:03
group, the artist is called the hall, knew00:27:06
Steve k, he looks right, he looks exactly like00:27:08
this, I want you to remember00:27:13
the cover and be sure to listen to the00:27:16
album, but now if I00:27:18
understand correctly, now, together with my00:27:20
team, he will probably remember one of his00:27:22
most favorite songs,00:27:23
so friends, cool everyone on the stream for the00:27:27
match today, you not only have time for00:27:31
them, but won’t we disappear with a loud voice,00:27:34
will appreciate the hand-to-hand combat00:27:42
[music]00:27:52
I’m00:27:53
empty, let’s go to the backside usa glad tables00:27:57
I hear places behind the doll of roses from Rajyam00:28:01
100 filled with cobblestones00:28:05
ends we00:28:07
discounts on00:28:08
[music]00:28:11
finger on,00:28:13
etc.00:28:14
[music]00:28:16
we and the dachas00:28:21
[music]00:28:31
[applause]00:28:32
[music]00:28:35
and yet I also00:28:39
[music]00:28:45
[applause]00:28:48
[music]00:29:08
childbirth is right and I’m pinning everything00:29:11
and inmy mind I heard about who I’ll say I’m00:29:17
filled with00:29:19
came out a T-shirt of charisma00:29:23
on the spa00:29:26
fingers00:29:28
now00:29:29
[music]00:29:31
for00:29:35
[music]00:29:40
[applause]00:29:41
[music]00:29:46
[applause]00:29:50
witchers00:29:51
I am00:29:57
[music]00:30:06
[music]00:30:17
[applause]00:30:21
[music]00:30:34
I only ask00:30:39
again 4000:30:42
mine00:30:45
[music]00:30:53
[music]00:31:08
[music]00:31:09
we and the dachas00:31:18
[applause]00:31:21
[music]00:31:28
g00:31:30
dag00:31:35
[applause] how are00:31:43
you doing and i00:31:48
[applause]00:31:55
let's talk about our valiant00:31:59
authorities the police burst into the brothel00:32:02
to initiate a criminal case but00:32:04
they initiated a criminal case themselves and changed their mind the real00:32:10
fact is that at the end of last year a trial was held00:32:12
against the owners of the so-00:32:14
called striptease club where an undercover00:32:17
secret service agent00:32:20
received illegal sexual services two evenings in a row, it turns00:32:24
out it was a real special00:32:27
operation, see for yourself00:32:31
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so gentlemen, God forgive me, police officers,00:32:49
I read your reports of undercover work,00:32:53
I just have no words,00:32:56
great, sit home, let's00:32:59
start the debriefing, let's start00:33:03
Lieutenant, what was your task? I00:33:06
had to infiltrate a strip club and00:33:11
provide evidence that they00:33:14
provide illegal sexual services,00:33:18
infiltrated twice,00:33:23
yes, I saw in your report it was written,00:33:26
well, you also wrote about this in all the00:33:28
newspapers, an employee of the special services00:33:32
striptease - club paid with money from00:33:35
the state budget, once from the state budget, the second00:33:40
time I borrowed from my wife with you that it was00:33:47
not my wife who was on my card, I figured I00:33:53
read it, why did she indicate the00:33:55
reason for paying her husband for sex,00:33:59
tell me how your00:34:01
operations went, I went into the bar and went up to the00:34:06
bartender00:34:07
and, well, asked him who why did00:34:13
he say and in Berlin crap I do00:34:18
n’t make good money by knocking and praying00:34:22
then what happened next I started00:34:26
observing who the strippers I00:34:32
was watching and I was watching I was watching on a00:34:37
dish I was watching and I00:34:40
ordered private 2 so far everything is according to the00:34:48
developed plan, but how did it happen00:34:50
that you were not completely revealed only00:34:55
before the train,00:34:57
I’m not talking about this, how did they find out that you were from00:34:58
the police, I don’t know, I hid the ID00:35:02
securely,00:35:04
she found it later, much worse, the00:35:08
listener, why will it be there at all,00:35:10
by the way, it concerns why every time you have00:35:12
an ID in the same place,00:35:13
our country is hidden in this place, it gets00:35:16
to me not a little later,00:35:26
we’ll talk, continue the abstract, what happened00:35:28
next, she said show her00:35:32
money, I showed her, she showed me, she showed me00:35:38
that she showed the instrument, a crime,00:35:42
even 200:35:45
but you probably also put handcuffs on him00:35:47
Dadayan put it on and arrested him, I’m not the00:35:53
only one with such a black thing in sight,00:35:59
why was that her condition, well, what00:36:03
happened next, I started the penetration,00:36:15
what kind of penetration is shallow but rhythmic,00:36:25
listen, you should have just00:36:27
interrogated her with a gag in her mouth I00:36:33
don’t understand anything at all how she got00:36:35
a gag in her mouth, I had a gag in short, well,00:36:40
there was such an establishment there from not quite ordinary, it was00:36:44
recommended to me by the head of the customs office of the00:36:49
customs office to this, by the way, a00:36:52
very fashionable club now,00:36:55
so now as for the mass you had00:36:59
the task was to infiltrate the database of prostitutes,00:37:02
well, I infiltrated the wrong thing,00:37:06
I see that you infiltrated, yes00:37:08
I have a question, why instead of a report00:37:11
you wrote a letter of resignation,00:37:19
as you understand, it’s just that in one00:37:23
day undercover I earned a lot00:37:25
more than in a year the police00:37:28
teaching staff so cool such00:37:31
girls will put their shoulders on their shoulders and cover their breasts00:37:37
so that you become your application I won’t00:37:39
sign okay then I’ll work00:37:43
part-time wait how do you00:37:46
imagine it stands policemen00:37:48
part-time as a prostitute you know that00:37:51
once we know what00:37:53
they’ll do to me there and let me go instead of you,00:37:56
but I’m not used to00:37:58
telling00:38:03
them this way already, in my opinion, there too, so now as00:38:08
for you, I received your report, but00:38:13
please explain to me how I00:38:15
should read this,00:38:18
so the synod itself reads this for the00:38:21
minute who dictated I need this00:38:26
encryption,00:38:28
this is an encryption, well, yes, to decipher it, you00:38:32
need to accept it,00:38:35
look now, we won’t accept anything,00:38:37
please tell me what00:38:39
your task was, so I’m, in short, an undercover00:38:42
police officer, like a drug addict, I00:38:46
had to buy these drugs and00:38:50
bought,00:38:51
bought 2 grams of marijuana, and00:38:56
then chop instrukcja must00:38:58
make sure that this is marijuana, they were convinced, I was00:39:04
absolutely killed, I00:39:07
was convinced, well, and then you00:39:12
probably should have found out who means these00:39:14
drugs are selling correctly before it took two00:39:17
hours of effort, then everything became so much easier,00:39:20
so I thought, why arrest him,00:39:23
this00:39:24
marijuana dealer is already over I I went and also00:39:28
bought coke, what did you buy, well, coke,00:39:33
such coke, this box, well, what00:39:38
happened next, well, according to the instructions, I00:39:41
had to make sure that these were drugs, to live00:39:44
in what they snorted cocaine and solely so00:39:47
as not to reveal themselves and the operation, well,00:39:52
but then you probably found out who they are00:39:55
protecting the illegal drug trade, that00:39:57
's right, I can tell you his last name,00:40:00
position, office number00:40:03
there in the corridor on the left days, wait,00:40:07
someone from the Ministry of Internal Affairs,00:40:09
so it turns out that a werewolf is not not not a00:40:12
werewolf, there is a different surname on n00:40:17
why are you so surprised as if you don’t00:40:19
know who it is I don’t know that’s why00:40:23
our division was created,00:40:24
to expose corruption in the highest00:40:26
echelons of power, well,00:40:30
I found out from prostitution, judging by the financial flow and the00:40:35
main shareholder, our management is00:40:41
also on drugs. I, too, it turns out you are, yes,00:40:44
this is a holding00:40:51
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listen to the books don’t talk nonsense,00:40:55
lieutenant, we’ll come back to you, you found out00:40:58
who the roof is, this is an illegal strip club, and that’s why00:41:00
I went to00:41:02
infiltrate for the second time,00:41:06
but already with a colleague, I understand with her,00:41:10
but not with me, it’s time to wait for mine, there was00:41:15
another task, one for another doesn’t interfere,00:41:19
and even if 1 ordinary one is drawn to the second one, but00:41:23
okay, let’s say we got there, what next,00:41:26
well, we immediately went to the room for a private conversation00:41:32
together, well, niners, conceivable mixtures00:41:37
mutually in mind, the two of them went to the bed,00:41:39
they had a group sex, but okay, you00:41:45
went, what next did you see a friend there00:41:51
wait for the colonel, as a comrade colonel,00:41:54
he is ahead of us so that Marse will00:41:57
infiltrate this matter,00:42:01
wait where he infiltrated the gang,00:42:06
or rather, one of its representatives, or00:42:10
rather, I00:42:14
gasped, which means when it turns out that you seem to00:42:18
now know who00:42:20
exactly the roof and 3 illegal business00:42:22
rules are not I know why I had my back turned00:42:30
listen and look at myself not a00:42:33
policeman stubborn shame some kind of adib00:42:35
article and 4 your agent who worked00:42:38
undercover in a conversion center under00:42:40
her passing money on the blinders where he said00:42:43
that you didn’t call him anymore not everything00:42:48
is fine he’s already a month in Cyprus sounds like this,00:42:53
look, I understand, now we00:42:55
will conduct an official investigation and I00:42:57
assure you, heads will roll, understandable, but I’ll00:42:59
arrange for you to just be all trembling, even something00:43:04
show a drug crown that the special forces call the00:43:08
captain report how00:43:11
the investigation is going, comrade colonel, why00:43:12
report00:43:13
this it’s not a department, it’s a real shame to pray and00:43:16
work a lesson in the center at he00:43:17
uses drugs, but here he goes that on the sides00:43:20
he has sex in order to understand with each00:43:23
other while there is no00:43:26
comrade colonel, I think it’s necessary to do00:43:29
this, you need to take the whole thing, which means an00:43:31
official investigation before and then00:43:33
each of take them and are about to00:43:38
reward them declare personal gratitude00:43:43
first of all such an00:43:47
undercover threesome is involved I’ve had more than00:43:52
one time for a long time special thanks to you for the good00:43:59
mood00:44:01
several trust ear nishtyak bro00:44:06
and00:44:10
I don’t remember you and I don’t remember with00:44:20
Captain Kukushkin00:44:23
I’m a sergeant and now captain,00:44:28
allow me to congratulate you on your new rank,00:44:38
well, the eagles did a good job00:44:42
warmly and the harlequin00:44:46
comrade colonel also what to protect, but00:44:49
what about reform, what about changes like the00:44:52
best muscles specifically to destroy00:44:55
your box, they would specially start working00:44:57
undercover with comrade colonel how is00:45:00
this and you still don’t understand where we are00:45:02
starting veneers it’s all00:45:04
ending continue to serve and you’re00:45:07
fired00:45:11
and in the naked eye00:45:14
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but00:45:27
but so maybe have a beer00:45:30
oh nissan back home scenes online lessons to00:45:32
cook we lessons san sanych we are doing00:45:36
examples, we are clicking like seeds, is it a00:45:39
tutor or a well-read neighbor or something00:45:43
j3 what is Vikuska while the pack is00:45:48
clicking all the homework has already been done I am free00:45:52
and the family has peace of mind everything is cool now00:45:55
we are doing homework only san sanychem00:45:57
and the teacher please ask less will be00:46:00
checked00:46:06
in line our regular video chat section,00:46:09
so imagine the situation: an ordinary00:46:12
entrepreneur wants to register a00:46:14
fob on the tax inspectorate website, look00:46:18
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we have prepared another surprise for you,00:54:21
the team that will appear on this stage00:54:23
certainly occupy a leading position in the00:54:25
list of those who truly glorify00:54:28
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speaking without irony, I am speaking absolutely00:54:32
sincerely, it glorifies, meet the00:54:35
national honoree Academic00:54:37
Dance Ensemble of Ukraine named after Virsky00:54:45
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especially for you, a wonderful group00:54:53
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